#pls understand that reference

[theinksimpression]

I promise I draw more than michael sheen its just the art block has been hitting hard.

[ghost-bxrd]

okay so this is an idea I’ve seen brought up maybe once before, but maybe Jason (before the Bats find out who he is) accidentally lets something slip that makes them realize that he’s literally, like, a child (seventeen, sixteen, I’m not sure how old he is at that point exactly, but either works)

and Bruce “adoption addiction” Wayne promptly looks at this obviously traumatized teenager and decides that he should adopt Red Hood.

I just think Jason would be so confused (maybe a little pissed too)

I’ve touched on that a little bit in What you’re longing for (you claim to abhor)!

I think this trope is wayyy underrated. Like, Jason is still so, so young. Basically a child. Even if he died at sixteen and then spent two years with the league (even if we’re counting the time he spent dead as aging). He’s barely even legal when he returns to Gotham. Or if we’re being generous let’s say he’s nineteen.

Doesn’t matter, he’s barely out of his teens (maybe he’s still IN his teens if you bend the timeline of your fic a little) and he’s experienced horrors that would have most people become utterly unable to function. But Jason? That boy takes his trauma and channels it into anger. Which, not exactly healthy, but well.

Anyway, getting off topic:

YES. Jason is still basically a kid when he debuts as the Red Hood, and you know what else he is? A good boy who’s not gonna touch any alcohol until he’s officially 21.

“But why would he do that? He grew up in Crime Alley! Ain’t nobody got time for age limitations!”

Hear me out! Let’s assume he grew up in a household where his father, Willis Todd, drank quite a lot on the regular in addition to his mom’s addiction. Jason experienced the aftermath of this (perhaps domestic violence?) every time his dad returned from a job/jail and he grew to loathe any and all substances, including alcohol. Knowing Jason and his convictions it wouldn’t be too far fetched to assume he’d never touch a single drop of alcohol at all.

So that’s one way he could slip up while taking to his goons (and having the bats overhear) or even straight up talking to one of them where maybe Dick banters a bit and goes “Hey, perhaps you should chill out a bit. Have a drink maybe” and Jason just instinctively goes “Fuck you Dickwing, I’m seventeen/eighteen/nineteen! I’m not allowed to drink!”

And Dick just— bluescreens. And immediately goes to tell Bruce, obviously.

OR

The Bats assume Jason is this old guy (Bruce’s or Drathstroke’s age maybe) and consequently they keep alluding to things that happened way before Jason was ever even born and at first he’s so? Confused??? But eventually it just gets really annoying and eventually he just— snaps.

“How the fuck would I know which Nokia gen hit the market that year? I was born in fuckin’ XXXX, I’m an iPhone kid!”

“Stop referencing the Cold War dipshit, I’m fucking seventeen! I’m glad I remember my own damn birthday!”

“I don’t know, I was like— two back then.”

Bruce, obviously, would take .1 seconds to realize:

“Omg. That’s- that’s a whole child. That’s a whole damn TRAUMATIZED child, killing people and sawing off heads. Omg someone must have hurt him so bad. Don’t worry tho, son, Batman’s got you. You won’t have to hurt anybody ever again. We’re here for you. Would you like the room next to Tim’s or Dick’s?”

Meanwhile Jason: “what the fuck”

[figureskatingpenguin]

Kaori Sakamoto (JPN): Ástor Piazzolla Medley | 2025 World Championships, SP

and what if i say: again, the sea of flags from japan. what can she produce.... lying in fifth place, surely a medal is within her grasp if she skates anywhere near her top form... 🙈

[lucyjung]

Happy late new year guys

I've been resting for a while, I'm not dead dw 😊💕

[thatchrollostan]

Mikasa's one sided beef with Levi will always be funny to me. how she practically hisses like a cat in S1 everytime she sees that short man, and also her influencing Historia to hit him once she's crowned. and Levi definitely knows about that, yet just acts like its "just another day for the Survey Corps"

[svnniesideup]

dont worry he doesnt bite :) (YES HE DOES!!!!)

[userhangmanpage]

Kyle Fletcher vs Hangman Page Owen cup video package:

[marbled-magician]

[gam3r-girli3]

i love my horsey and my horsey love me 🤠🫶🐴

[ccorthal]

merry christmas + happy holiday/winter season !!! cody and obi are lounging w their kiddos and enjoying the break

[cyanpromise]

"Oh dear, Little Painter."

[sunfizzzle]

DISTURBING THE PEACE 🗣️‼️🗣️❗️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

[lingulaca]

lochlan with a pussy would be breathtaking. it would be so pink and he'd make sure to wax every once in a while and his lips would be silky. to see his clit, you'd have to spread his lips because they're also chubby. his walls are fluffy and it'd be so easy for him to squirt

[ovaryacted]

Need to bounce on Joel Miller’s cock crazy style.

[cheese-n-crackerjacks]

I wanna see Scout after he’s taken time to overcome his internalized homophobia. Like before, if anyone made some kind of comment he’d adamantly defend himself like “I’m not gay! I like girls!” But after some much needed thinking and advice from close friends, now he just beats the shit out of any homophobe he meets. Like if the team was in public and heavy and medic share a quick tender moment, anyone who would dare even look at them wrong would get a face full of Scout’s bat

“You got a problem? Wanna mess with my friends, huh? What, ya hate love or somethin?? Get back ‘ere!!”

[predator-c4nnon]

i think i have a favorite character guys

also this