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see neftoon zamora is a weird book with an ending that kind of undermines a lot of the ideas presented in the book, but i love it a lot and i feel like a lot of people were turned off by it because they find it odd that mike made himself the main character and i just have to say… they’re not… their sp… one of their main special interests is not mike nesmith’s entire fucking past… they just think of him as the random monkee guy who invented mtv… so they don’t get it… they don’t get it like i do…
#the monkees#mike nesmith#the long sandy hair of neftoon zamora#not to say that isn’t a weird girl thing of him to do putting himself as the main character#also nez is such a fucking loser in that book it’s so silly#neffie the trans goddess queen totes him around like a little dog while chatting with harouk and they have to stop him from walking into a#pole or something#he made himself a loser#but like… it’s a very victorian thing to just stick yourself as the main character. i kind of dig it. he’s exploring himself and his place#in the world/order of things. fine.#but people just don’t get it like i do lol because i see mike giving out snippets of his teenage years and eat that shit up i get so excite#mike and his big tall buff motorcycle riding girlfriend who is so so gender but also so so lack of gender#adventures of three queer people#i’m crazy because today i wrote down a whole thing about how neffie and fucking star catcher from g3 of my little pony are similar#my two big fixations right now are neftoon zamora and g3 my little pony i don’t know why#it’s such a useless comparison but apparently my fixations are centering around transgender demigod-like women who are a bit superpowered#and tote around a random layman that they see a lot of potential and talent in and show them the wider ways of the universe and#their own selves#okay i’ll shut up now
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PLEASREE PLEASE SHOW MORE EQUIGAM ART PLEASE!!!!!!



When in doubt — post yaoi art. Or however the saying goes. Perchance.
#doodle#homestuck#gamzee makara#equius zahhak#equigam#thanks for the ask!#and sorry it took so long lol#why the fuck did i decide to ship the two bitches with the akwardest to mash together names possible#and i cant come up with something cute cus people wouldn't know wtf I'm talking about#also i have basically zero imagination#i saw the twitter hs ship pole and that equigam was in it BUT FOR MY OWN GOOD#i decided not to follow it cus i would get insanely tilted lol#apparently it already caused some funny drama so I'm not missing out lmao#anyway I've been preoccupied with Halloween prepping and planing my costume#so wish me luck in making hs horns for the first time lol
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Book 2 au: and there was only one bed!! :00
Because of course I just had to do this trope
This is the first and last time they decide to sleep in an inn and they have an unspoken agreement to pretend this never happened
#zutara#zuko#katara#atla#book 2 au#my art#i like to think katara is pretty clingy when sleeping cause she's from the south pole#and she's probably really used to cuddling in order to share body heat to get through the really cold nights#ofc she'd usually be cuddling up with her family and not the banished prince of the fire nation who's also pretending to be her husband#zuko on the other hand is not used to sharing a bed with anyone much less sharing his personal space and cuddling with anyone#but anyways zuko would rather die than admit he didn't mind it as much as he thought he would and that he slept comfortably well that night#to the anon that was just asking about this au this one's for you lolol#i told you i was just about to post something and here it is
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Isolated homesteads passed below, a few with lighted windows but most of them dark[...]. There was a story under every roof, she knew. She knew all about stories. But those down there were the stories that were never to be told, the little secret stories, enacted in little rooms… They were about those times when medicines didn’t help and headology was at a loss because a mind was a rage of pain in a body that had become its own enemy, when people were simply in a prison made of flesh, and at times like this she could let them go. There was no need for desperate stuff with a pillow, or deliberate mistakes with the medicine. You didn’t push them out of the world, you just stopped the world pulling them back. You just reached in, and…showed them the way. There was never anything said. Sometimes you saw in the face of the relatives the request they’d never, ever put words around, or maybe they’d say “is there something you can do for him?” and this was, perhaps, the code. If you dared ask, they’d be shocked that you might have thought they meant anything other than, perhaps, a comfier pillow. And any midwife, out in isolated cottages on bloody nights, would know all the other little secrets… Never to be told... She’d been a witch here all her life. And one of the things a witch did was stand right on the edge, where the decisions had to be made. You made them so that others didn’t have to, so that others could even pretend to themselves that there were no decisions to be made, no little secrets, that things just happened. You never said what you knew. And you didn’t ask for anything in return.
- Carpe Jugulum by Terry Pratchett
Discworld is great because it will have a slapstick comedy scene immediately followed by a gut punch that will stay with you for the rest of your life...
#Discworld#terry pratchett#gnu terry pratchett#the scene that came literally right before this was about a border guard#telling a passing carriage to pretend there's a pole blocking the road#because the entire country only has one of those striped poles they used at border crossings in like medieval times#and that pole is currently at another crossing#and if they don't give him something,anything to stamp he will refuse let them pass by not lifting the (pretend) pole
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How long do you think they would last if a pink lizard walked in here? 10 seconds? 20, maybe,
#they're 'splorin#rain world#flickerdoodles#art#group pic#I think I started drawing this like nine months ago and decided to finish it now lol#this is a#cdss#thing - but after chewing on it all this time#i'm not even sure if they CAN climb poles like this#all itties in cdss have core strength/balance issues (among many other things)#the severity is different per person as well#i haven't dug into the extent of that yet#and how much physical therapy helps with it#AKA whether they can get to the point of very slowly climbing poles like this#they also don't have any special abilities like... magnet hands or whatever#ehhh either this will get retconned or I'll figure something out
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I only stopped for a minute in the sun, but now I've grown roots and my veins have become wires.
#illustration#artists on tumblr#acrylic painting#painting#fantasy art#my art#oh im gonna put in a little more effort into something for you i decide. and make this. oh well. next time.#power lines/telephone poles are a subspecies of trees
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josh and sam snowball fight (cr.)
#once again thank you reddit user girlbvy3e#imagine all the previous trips they took to the lodge. i know this is a canon event for jossam#i know they replaced mike&jess but they WOULD be cheesing that hard#they were all smiley when they went to the scary basement to turn on a freaking water boiler#imagine when theyre actually doing something fun#jossam#josh x sam#sam x josh#until dawn#joshua washington#josh washington#sam giddings#samantha giddings#jossam gifs#jossam gifset#josh x sam gif#until dawn mods#jossam mods#until dawn ch1#jossam ch1#why am i so attracted to josh peering around a pole ???
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blue and red. bluets — maggie nelson / @/scuderiafemboy / leclerc and verstappen say they share mutual respect despite having 'hated' each other during karting days / abu dhabi grand prix 2023 — @/makeagif / verstappen wins abu dhabi grand prix 2023 — @/visualvocabulary33 / this is how you lose the time war — amal el-mohtar & max gladstone / yves olade — slaughterhouse / max verstappen: my guide to the grid - in a unique interview the reigning world champion gives his verdicts on the pretenders to his crown ahead of the F1 season opener at bahrain this weekend / verstppen denies leclerc first win in dramatic austrian gp climax
#is it really the greatest ship of all time or are they just red and blue gays#lestappen#f1 web weaving#f1 rpf#seeing them back on front row really did something to me#on rivalry#[x]#mine#nana's web weaves#web weaving#all this because of a couple of pole and win graphics#1633#3316#max verstappen x charles leclerc#cl16#mv33
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every day i wake up and i think about this scene specifically
#temeraire#yellow draws#was like hmm let me draw something while my spaghetti boils and here we are#i like snapping spaghetti in half because i like to imagine italy suffering an earthquake as i do so#laurence is not in here because my spaghetti was almost ready and im not touching that weird angle with a 10 foot pole okay you get a#symbolic placement of the quote instead
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“Alas. After thirty long years, my suspicions are confirmed: Fiddleford really DOES have the best kush & tush in the entire multiverse!”
- Stanford Pines, 4/20/2013
#ford’s first 4/20 home fucking slapped#‘come on fiddleford! we’re smoking grass AND pole!’#I know I should have a drawing or something for 4/20 given my url#but I don’t and I’m sorry#but like happy 4/20!#fiddauthor#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#ford pines#grunkle ford#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#old man yaoi#fiddlesix#fordsquared#fordford#happy 4/20
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No matter how old you get the instinctual behavior to bully your older sibling never goes away
#my art#batfam#batman#nightwing#dick grayson#red hood#jason todd#dc#dc comics#the Cain instinct is real#as a younger sibling can confirm#dick said something stupid turned around and immediately walked into a pole#collapsed in shame#Tim is the one behind the camera#they will never let him live this down
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I also feel the need to point out to any trsmp viewers who didn’t know that, before the qsmp, empires season 2 had the most canonical gay sex and mpreg despite being a family friendly server and, yes, a lot of it was because of sausage
#tbh it was not ALL because of sausage like Scott Joel and Oli also played a pretty big hand in it but like#let’s not pretend sausage didn’t turn his tavern into a strip club and pole danced every time he wanted to celebrate something💀💀#fae.txt#trsmp#empires smp#mythicalsausage#i was keeping track btw this is how I know
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*creates a whole human au just to have an excuse to write rain getting groped on a crowded train*
im so glad im normal about these characters 😊
#thinking...considering even...#rain noticing someone in the same car as him every day#someone who gets closer and closer to him every day on his way to work#for d a y s#rain catches them taking pictures of him from weird nonchalant angles as they get closer#until the day rain steps onto the same car he always does and - well look who's waiting for him#looking at their phone and holding one of the center poles and the only open spot is direcgly in front of them#and rain has A Bad Feeling something will happen if he takes that spot and he really should just wait 18 minutes for the next train but...#he slips through the door at the last second and puts his back to that familiar stranger just in time to miss their awful grin...#anyway#cw dubcon#just in case anyone makes it this far in the tags lmao#but yeah now i think i need to go back to my human!stipper/escort au lmao lmao UGH one day..........#also i do have someone specific in mind for the other side of this but we will see........
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put some respect on my man's name, please!
SIR LEWIS HAMILTON.
#i thought it'd take longer for that car to do something lmao#SPRINT POLE LET'S GO!!!!#formula 1#f1#formula one#lewis hamilton#chinese gp
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anyway
#:3#i vent i go into my archives for something to post#equivalent exchange etc.#there's a less-cropped version for the interested but im not posting pole on webbed site
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searching for new nights beta stuff and found more green pole from GameChamp magazine




plus some more Funny Pictures, i liked how their walkthrough just used shrunken down and differently colored versions of nights and reala’s renders to decorate the page. green reala… greala
#none of this is obscure enough for yhe first blog#it has to mean SOMETHING that we have so many pics of Green Pole and nights is never interacting with it
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