#poly!sammy is the best

[jxllypxp]

plagued by the idea of schlatt literally latching onto you and burying his face into your cunt as he eats you out as if he’ll die if he stop, it’s almost like he’s possessed because he’s not responding to you or ted to calm down, and when ted finally steps in after watching in awe, tugging him away from between your thighs, schlatt either lets out the prettiest little whine or fucking growls at ted and gives him the meanest glare as if there aren’t strands of slick dripping from his chin

aah sorry, autocorrect happened there, I meant to say I miss poly!tedschlatt too 🖤

He hsjshsj PLEASE TEX I LIVE YOUR BRAIN!!

If he whines it kind of takes you and ted off guard and he’s instantly shy about it. But he doesn’t get to be shy for too long before Ted’s pulling schlatt into a kiss (by his hair again of course) tasting you on his lips.

If he gives Ted that mean glare though Ted’s gonna give him a shit eating smirk back. “Aw is the pretty boy mad I won’t let him hog our girl?” He punctuates his teasing with another tug on his hair. “You’re fucking greedy Jay, overstimulating her like that. Maybe I’ll give you a taste of her own medicine.”

(Bonus points if there’s a mirror in the vicinity of the bed he’s making schlatt look at his pretty slick covered face as he overstimulates him)

[jackiesnats]

Sammy x Joey Poly Alphabet

pairing: sammy x reader x joey

warnings: dom joey, switch sammy, mentions cnc

Edited by my lovely girlfriend @specialinterestshows 🥰💜

a = aftercare; what does aftercare look like with them?

Joey and Sammy make sure you’re okay. Sammy gets a bath started while Joey helps you to the bathroom. If Sammy was also subbing, Joey loves to make you both food and get you both drinks before cuddling you. She’ll say that you were both so good for her.

b = baby; how do they feel about petnames/honourifics? do they change when in the bedroom?

Sammy enjoys being called a “kitten” in the bedroom when she’s subbing. When she’s domming, she loves when you call her “Mommy.” Joey prefers to be called “Daddy” or “Sir” when domming. In the bedroom, Sammy and Joey call you names such as: “puppy,” “slut”, “bunny,” and others like that. Outside of the bedroom, they both call you “babe.” and “love.”

c = camera; who likes to send nudes to the others? have they ever made a sex tape - would they ever?

Sammy loves to send nudes to the group chat, especially if it’s to tease you both. She’ll randomly send them when Joey is in public. It gets both of you fucked, so you can’t complain. (But, why would you?)

d = dressing up; how do they feel about lingerie? who likes to wear it for the others?

Joey loves seeing both Sammy and you (if you’re comfortable) in lingerie. She loves buying outfits for you both and she loves taking pictures with her camera of you and Sammy in the outfits she picks out.

e = edging; is anyone into orgasm control? who is on the receiving end?

Sammy and Joey are both into orgasm control and when they’re both domming you, you’re on the receiving end. Sammy is also on the receiving end when she’s subbing, especially since she’s a brat and it’s the best punishment to give her.

f = fair; does anyone like to tease? who doesn’t respond well to it?

Sammy loves to tease you when she’s in a dominant headspace. When she’s in a submissive headspace, she loves teasing Joey. Joey loves to tease you, especially if you get shy easily.

g = good; is praise something that’s used often? who does it have the biggest effect on?

Praise is used often and it affects you the most. Praise gets you going, especially when you aren’t expecting it. When Sammy is subbing and Joey praises her, she gets shy and quiet, as if she wasn’t just trying to be a brat.

h = horny; who gets turned on the easiest/most often? how do they show it?

You get turned on the most, especially since 95% of the time they’re both teasing you together; then Sammy, who gets turned on just as easily as you do when she’s feeling more submissive.

i = instigation; who, more often than not, is the one to instigate sex?

Sammy instigates the most, especially when it’s just the two of you alone. When all three of you are together, both you and Joey instigate sex the most.

j = joker; who stays on the serious side, and who’s more lighthearted?

Joey is on the serious side for the most part, while Sammy is much more lighthearted.

k = kinky; who’s the kinkiest? what are they into, and how do their partners participate (if at all)?

Joey is the kinkiest, but Sammy is also right up there with her. You all will try things for the other, especially if it’s something they haven’t done yet and want to try out.

l = lick; who enjoys giving head? who likes receiving it?

Joey loves giving oral more than receiving, but will never say no to receiving. Sammy prefers receiving over giving.

m = middle; who likes to be in the middle of their partners? on the other hand, who prefers to focus on everyone else?

You prefer being in the middle of Joey and Sammy. Meanwhile, Joey prefers to focus on you and Sammy over herself.

n = no; what’s off the table for each of them?

Anything that makes them or you uncomfortable. Sammy isn’t into CNC at all, so Joey just does it with you when the two of you are alone.

o = overnight; what happens when they’re finished? do they like to turn in for the night, or do they stay up?

After sex is done and everyone is taken care of, Joey often stays up later than both you and Sammy when the two of you are subbing. If Sammy is domming you with Joey, she often stays up later to read or play video games.

p = place; where do they like to have sex? what’s a building/area that’s off limits for one reason or another?

Sex stays in the bedroom and occasionally in the living room (but the living room is off limits at night.)

q = quiet; do they like to have anything on in the background, or do they prefer silence?

It really just depends. Sometimes they want background noise and other times they don’t mind the silence.

r = restraints; does anyone like bondage? who’s the one to tie them up?

Joey is the most into bondage, often tying you and Sammy together when she’s domming the both of you. When she’s domming you with Sammy, she’ll tie you up so they both have easy access to your holes.

s = submission; who likes to submit? what are they like when they do, and what roles do the others assume?

You and Sammy like to submit. You try your best to behave, while Sammy loves to be a brat.

t = toys; are toys used? who uses them on who?

Toys are used almost always. Joey uses them on either you and Sammy, or just you. Sammy just uses them on you.

u = uniform; would they ever roleplay? if so, what’s the fantasy and dynamic?

Joey loves to roleplay, especially CNC scenarios. She has fantasies of breaking into your house and using you against your will. She also loves pretending that you don’t know what you’re doing and that she’s your first.

v = voyeur; does anyone take pleasure in watching everyone else?

Joey loves to watch Sammy fucking you when she’s domming you. She loves seeing how Sammy does when she’s on her own with you, giving her full control of everything. Joey also loves watching Sammy fuck you while she’s being submissive, giving Sammy instructions on how to fuck you. Joey loves getting a good show either way.

w = window; has anyone got an exhibitionist streak? what’s the closest they’ve come to getting caught?

Sammy loves being watched and she loves the idea of being caught. When Sammy took you on a date once, she fucked you in the bathroom. She had to cover your mouth because you were making too much noise.

x = x marks the spot; who knows their partners, and the way to get them in the mood, the best?

Joey knows you and Sammy the best and what gets you both in the mood.

y = yours; what does dirty talk look like for them?

A mixture of both praise and degradation. They both love to tell you exactly what they want to do to you when you’re doing things around the house. Especially when you’re busy reading, knowing that when you’re turned on, you can’t focus on anything other than getting off.

z = zealous; who’s most eager to please?

Sammy, especially when she’s in a submissive headspace. She begs Joey to let her make you come, and Joey just can’t say no when Sammy is being such a good girl for her.

[annieqattheperipheral]

not re-signing jo will be extremely bad karma for the avs. they'll have traded away all of nate's friends, let his favourite friend walk, landy will still be too injured to contribute, nuke will go back to russia, and then what will cmac be left with? it'll be a mess. poor nate.

I am believing in the best possible outcome. I am an optimistic person when it comes to everyone but myself and so. Natejo will live will thrive will be the name we whisper into the wind

I'm drowsy with sleep so this is all the doom-asks i can withstand for tonight.

Gabe will return and awe everyone bc he'll be even better than he was before and we'll all go omg everyone should go get a bionic knee???

Val will become the headless scorer with no name or get traded for clayton keller why bc i love him and i need him on one of my teams but that's a pipe dream i live with or fuck off back to russia that's fine but bottom line we'll get cap space for him and an even better player who becomes a cute 4th in the roaring 20s line's poly and so that loc doesn't feel too lonely when roscowoody will not stop mooning at each other

And front office cogs will find a diamond in the rough in loveland while scouting the colorado eagles and this little child will go on to win the calder over macklin celebrini prompting nate to ask cogs to be natejo's own little lovechild's godfather

Then caleb jones will pop up as a surprise single vote getter in the norris voting reveals and I'll for sure go omg i totally forgot you existed again😭 fuck i need sleep goodnight what even was the question sammy g pls tuck me in

[fountainpenguin]

130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash

💜 Lavender Train Arc

(July 2016 - Ongoing)

"Cripes, it's been years. Centuries? I dunno; I've been high for most of it... But it's easy. When I'm on peppermint, I can forget about what's bothering me. S-see, the thing is, I just can't stop thinking about Foop and Anti-Goldie... "I don't wanna make them do anything they don't want to. That's not fair to them. I wouldn't want Foop to do anything like that to my life if I had to be the one to copy him, so why should I be controlling his life like this? It should be his choice, you know? He sh-shouldn't have to be forced if he doesn't want to..."

- Drama, Romance, Angst, & Fluff

- Prompts related to the celebrity kids and friends: Poof, Foop, Goldie, Anti-Marigold, Sammy, Finley, Hiccup (Foop's alt personality), and Cavatina (Sanderson's son)

Summary

Spellementary School. Alberich Middle. Carl Poofypants High. Welcome to the best years of the rest of your life. Poof is no stranger to being strong or popular, but discovering he's a gyne - a "queen bee" among fairies - comes with its own challenges. That whole "fighting for dominance" and "driven to kill each other" thing certainly add stress that'll never go away... even if he wasn't incredibly anxious about his on-and-off poly girlfriend (Goldie) or H.P.'s eternal push to hire him at Pixies Inc. Foop's spent his life fighting for every scrap of respect his Fairy classmates see fit to give him. Exhausted by the complex dance of supporting his mother through a war, juggling his mistress with his actual betrothed, and struggling to restrain an alternate personality growing ever more protective and bitter, you have to wonder... is chasing universal domination even worth it anymore?

Rated Gen and T

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Cloudlands AU - Detailed warnings & other AU info

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Highlights of this arc:

- Crocker starts long-term work at Spellementary School. Poof and Foop teach him the basics of magic. - The kiddos spend spring break with their grandparents. Well... I guess Finley's with his....... Head Pixie. - Poof and Foop each welcome a younger sibling into their life... in their own way. - With Anti-Cosmo missing in action, Foop struggles to support his mother through an interspecies war. - Hiccup (Foop's alternate personality) takes his mum to lunch. - Foop faces microaggressions while struggling to get a job in Fairy World. - Foop finally settles on a betrothed. Ugh... She's clever and nice, but it's a good thing romance is optional. Can you imagine flirting with your ruling partner? - Hiccup is very normal about his crush on Sammy Sweetsparkle. Uh-oh... - As things get serious with his betrothed (Anti-Coriander), Foop tells his girlfriend (Anti-Marigold) he'd like her to be his mistress. Yeah... That talk goes great. - Poof buries his incredible amounts of trauma beneath his peppermint addiction. Foop quietly helps him through school. - Poof and Foop team up when they find themselves the targets of an assassination plot. Wait, what?

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"We have to think of... celebrated heads of state or especially great communicators! Did they have brains or knowledge? Don't make me laugh! They were popular! Please..." (x)

[ash-and-books]

Rating: 5/5

Book Blurb:

A single mom, MMF small town romance with suspense.

Twelve years ago, I married the man of my dreams.

Or so I thought.

Now a single mom of twin boys, I’m doing my best to rebuild after everything fell apart. I juggle work and therapy and try not to burden those around me. My life is too complicated for love, right?

Colton Hayes and Sammy Harlow don’t seem to think so.

Colton was supposed to be the one. Even after all this time, the way he looks at me gives me butterflies. He’s always there for me, hotter than hell, and has been waiting for the day he’d get another chance with me.

Sammy has always been our friend. He’s quiet, mysterious, and full of all sorts of surprises. Did I mention he’s also my brother-in-law’s brother and should be off-limits?

The sparks between us ignite an all-consuming fire. For the first time in my life, I know what real love feels like. But when danger steps foot in our small town, I worry that nothing can keep us from getting burned.

Will the past steal our chance at the future we deserve?

Stolen Chances Tropes:

Second Chance

Friends to Lovers

Suspense

Polyamory in a Small Town

Single Mom

Hurt/Comfort

Stolen Chances is the second interconnected standalone in the Citrus Cove Series. This book is full of spice, suspense, and swoony men willing to do anything for the woman they love.

Review:

Second chance romance, new awakenings, and danger both from a haunted past and opening your heart up to new, or rather 2 new people. Sarah is a single mother raising two boys, still reeling from the fact that her husband and his twin brother were involved in terrible crimes together. Sarah is still healing from the terrible treatment from her ex. Sarah's starting over... but then there's two men in her life that have also decided it's time for her to start fresh in the romance department as well: Colton Hayes (her teenage crush that broke her heart and tried to win her 12 years ago on her wedding day to her awful ex) and Sammy Harlow, her friend and new brother-in-law's brother. Colton Hayes has been in love with Sarah and has always considered her the one that got away, he's pined for years and is determined to not let her get away this time... except he's also crushing on Sammy. Sammy has always known Colton but they've never crossed the line, but now he's also begun to notice Sarah.... Three people, one small town, and a whole lot of drama as they navigate a poly relationship for the first time, oh and deal with the fact that someone is leaving threatening comments on Colton's posts, trashing their place, and threatening Sarah, and did I mention Sarah's ex husband is also out of jail but he might not be the person behind this... so who is? Sarah has to navigate dealing with old scars and opening herself and her heart up to being loved. This was a fantastic read for me. It perfectly captures everything I could ever want in a MMF romance!! It's sweet, it's hot, and its even got suspense! The found family aspect of this book was top tier and the way the romance played out was amazing. I adored the dynamic between the three characters and how supportive and caring they were of each other. The spice was next level and I absolutely loved this small town world that Clio has built. I can't wait for book 3 in the series!!! If you love second chance romance, great MMF stories, and a fantastic small town suspense vibe, absolutely pick up this book!

Release Date: January 21,2025

Publication/Blog: Ash and Books (ash-and-books.tumblr.com)

*Thanks Grey's Promotion for sending me an arc in exchange for an honest review*

[ominous-faechild]

STORY INTRO:

RISING FROM THE ASHES (interact with this post to join the taglist)

During a routine, staged mission assigned by Kieran Caron—the headmaster of Lotus Academy—three unfortunate students get caught in the middle of a disaster that devastates the city of Vemor and nearly kills them all.

Along with the help of a prodigious healer recruited from the relief efforts, will they be able to uncover what caused the disaster? Will they bring the perpetrators to justice, or be able to keep it from happening again?

Or will the four watch as more disasters continue to unfold?

THEME SONGS:

Police tape, don't cross the line It looks like there's been a crime And ooh, it's your favourite type Attempted murder of my mind (...) Body bag Thought you could put me in a body bag You tried your best, but it was never gonna last You know me, I'm always coming back You can keep your body bag Your body, body Haha, did you miss me, bitch? Did you reminisce signing my death certificate? You almost got away with it But the reaper snitched Now you got to admit to Your crimes, your lies So slick, so sly, yeah Why you gotta be that guy? Like We could've been so tight, yeah (yeah) But you just had to decide to Get in line, get in line In line, line, line, line You are not the first to try Better luck next time

At the end of the day, it's a human trait Hidden deep down inside of our DNA One man can build a bomb, another, run a race To save somebody's life and have it blow up in his face I'm not the only one who finds it hard to understand I'm not afraid of God, I am afraid of man Is it running in our blood, is it running in our veins? Is it running in our genes, is it in our DNA? Humans aren't gonna behave as we think we always should Yeah, we can be bad as we can be good (...) Were we born to abuse, shoot a gun and run Or has something deep inside of us come undone? Is it a human trait, or is it learned behaviour? Are you killing for yourself or killing for your saviour?

MAIN CHARACTERS:

♞ Carmin Lévêque ♞ Kieva Caron ♞ Sammy Bardales ♞ Mei Li

SECONDARY CHARACTERS:

♜ Kieran Caron ♞ Roman Lévêque ♚ Elazi Adlani

(there's technically a lot more characters in the story, but these guys are some of the most "key" players, haha)

ADDITIONAL INFO:

♙ high fantasy! ♙ “gaslamp fantasy” if you've heard of it ♙ aka kinda victorian-era fantasy ♙ steampunk magitech vibes :> ♙ there's a purposeful contrast of “industrial revolution”-type vibes/technological advances and a society that's highly feudal in nature. the overall society is a mish-mash of seemingly conflicting ideas... and the society itself is aware of it. ♙ aka—sword-and-sorcery edition! ♙ tons of action! ♙ INTENSE MAGIC FIGHTS LEZZGO!

♙ mystery! ♙ “whodunnit”-esque! ♙ very much also a political mystery ♙ tons of political intrigue within kihroin! ♙ mayhaps it has to do with vemor...?

♙ as one-third of what i've deemed “the blazing trinity”, rising from the ashes takes place at approximately the same time as both sun and shadow and waves of misfortune. there will be some character overlaps and important events of one can and will impact another. ♙ despite this, the stories will be wholly able to be read individually—knowledge of the other works will not be required to understand any of them.

♙ includes: ♙ allegories. ♙ so. many. allegories. ♙ neither of us want me listing them all ♙ lots of parallels to our society ♙ lgbtqia+ rep ♙ much queer. much wow ♙(/pos) ♙ oh, is that a poly relationship i see? ♙ neurodivergent rep ♙ just assume everyone is autistic or adhd ♙or both LMAO ♙ ptsd, anxiety, depression, etc

♙ content warnings: ♙ while there's some literal ways the following(s) apply, there's far many more allegorical ways they do. there is a reason i've titled myself the “writer of allegories” ♙ shows depictions of: ♙ (familiar) fantasy politics ♙ slimy politicians ♙ xenophobia ♙ racism ♙ sexism ♙ religious zealotry ♙ religious trauma ♙ contains implications of: ♙ past SA

THEMES:

♙ recovering from past traumatic experiences; ♙ how they don't define you or control you ♙ how it can be difficult, but it's worth it.

♙ discovering one's self, their interests, and their motivations

♙ helping others in the way you wish you could've been

♙ DISCRIMINATION, OKAY??? A FUCKTON OF IT ♙ each of the mcs is something society hates. ♙ (both ours and theirs, hmmm...)

♙ “man, these religious zealots kinda suck”

CHARACTER INTROS:

♙ Carmin Lévêque ♙ Kieva Caron ♙ Sammy Bardales ♙ Mei Li ♙ Kieran Caron ♙ Sebastián “Tián” Caron ♙ Roman Lévêque ♙ Elazi Adlani

PLAYLIST:

TAGS:

#high fantasy #action #action fantasy #diverse characters #fantasy #urban fantasy #political fantasy #fantasy story #fantasy writing #fantasy world #worldbuilding #fantasy worldbuilding #fantasy novel #magic world #comedy #humor

#sword and sorcery #political maneuvering #political manipulation #nobility #knight #knights

#diverse characters #poc in fantasy #poc characters #lgbtq+ characters #lgbtqia characters #lgbtq characters #lgbt fiction #neurodivergent characters #autistic characters #adhd character #autistic coded #autistic creator

#morally grey characters #asshole characters #morally gray

TAGLIST:

@honeybewrites @the-golden-comet @illarian-rambling @ashirisu @urnumber1star

@the-letterbox-archives @48lexr @aalinaaaaaa @thecomfywriter @an-indecisive-nerd

@seastarblue @rae-butter @leahnardo-da-veggie @world-of-iridensia

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[obsolete-stars-if]

Okay so i was wondering how each RO would react if they found a engagement ring MC was hiding.

Bt then i realized wait. MC is already married. Sooo is divorce a thing? Or are we just having open marriages here?

An engagement ring would be very cute for mikhail if MC was like i want to marry you again because i love you this time. And I'd love to know his reaction but what about the others.. and if we're already married how does tht work? 🧐🤔

Now, I'm feeling in a nice mood, so I'm actually gonna answer all the questions. Keep in mind that these answers would be more of the last chapters / epilogue kind of situation (depending how the relationships go), this is spoiler ish territory. So after general information, the individual reactions and personal needs of the RO will go under the cut.

Divorce isn't a thing, but all of the RO are aware that the marriage you're in is purely political (in non Mikhail routes that is), and that there are no strings attached. Mikhail has no qualms about it either, he is not gonna enforce that you can only be with him, which is kind of the situation in riag marriages being monogamous. Oh yeah, every kingdom has different marriage / bonding rules and rituals.

As we know, Riags marriage is more closely representing a gift, with a necklace to symbolize the bond. Strictly monogamous.

Meanwhile in Malam tradition, their engagement/wedding rings are antlers, decorated with flowers and plants, which each of the spouses take care of, the longer the plants survive and thrive, the better the marriage between them will be. The antlers are collected when they're being shed in their respective seasons, monogamy being more popular than polyamory. (TK specific)

In Abuyo it is a tradition to braid each other's hair together, as well as weaving baskets. Most of their traditions formed around the enjoyment of nature and spices, with a very close and tight knitted, loving community, polyamory being very common too. (Alia specific)

Meanwhile I am trying to not pin the Ita wedding rituals, as you as a ruler can simply change them. But I decided to not specify the monogamy/polyamory likelihood, as well as leaving options for gift giving getting tied to different ideas of marriage in general. Which might get added to the epilogue for the Itan population (Kate, Sammy, Sascha, Gigi)

Now we get to the specific reactions/opinions/needs of the RO and marriage.

So under the cut we go.

TK would want to marry you. Like really badly. Like they're jealous and bitter towards Mikhail BCS of it (even in the poly route). If you put the actual work into learning malam traditions and customs, and offer them the antlers? Jesus, they'll be a MESS. Like sobbing, quietly tho. Being unable to do anything but just nod, maybe kiss and hug. But yes, they so badly would wanna marry you, even without it being official, just knowing you care that much about them, just the best way to make em soft.

Sammy doesn't mind that you're married to Mikhail, and while they'd def prefer you to be married to them, they don't take it that badly. They don't care that much about all the marriage traditions, since they grew up in a part of Ita where marriage isn't prioritized. HOWEVER, they will absolutely take you to their family for a big feast, and call you their love all the time.

Alia would be shocked at first, but then quietly remind you that she is not allowed to marry. She keeps her hair short as a symbol that she cannot get "entangled" with anyone, as her life has been dedicated to the worship of the Gods and the Beyond. If you would ask her to weave a basket with her tho, she'd smile and admit, that it would be a nice activity, and she cannot imagine doing it with anyone else.

Sascha would be mortified. Even at the end of the story, you CANNOT tie this man down. It might even be enough to scare him away. Like he is back on the run. Just don't.

Kate would be so excited. She's secretly already planning your wedding with her (even just as a symbol and not legally binding). She wants a big festival, with food, gifts, and expensive clothing. She is also inviting everyone. Everyone needs to experience the love she holds for you, and love you too. Yes, J and K will visit. Yes everyone she met will be there. Yes even strangers. And you will be covered in gifts and kisses.

Mikhail would be a bit against it. For him marriage is a promise of submission and protection, and he cannot imagine commanding you. Once you tell and explain it's to renew the shared love, he is so down. Very down. On his knees actually.

Gigi is so very sad. She would have to decline politely, not because she doesn't want to. But BCS it is not fair to claim you. She would gently let you down. And while it wouldn't destroy the relationship unlike with Sascha, it would put a strain on it.

[pray4saint]

s ! inbox fics update woohoo

– answered fics !!

bsf!ted nivison x reader, where ted promises you all his firsts ; dropped into charlie's inbox | my rb

roommate!bsf!schlatt x reader, where reader fesses up their feelings for their roommate ; dropped into meri's inbox | my rb

ted nivison x streamer!reader, where ted comforts his highly publicised situationship ; dropped in judah's inbox | my rb

poly!bsfs!tedschlatt x reader, where ted and schlatt get protective over you, their best friend, who they may or may not have feelings for ; dropped in void's inbox | my rb

childhood bsf!charlie slimecicle x reader, where charlie sets his feelings aside to take care of you on your birthday ; dropped in star's inbox | my rb

– unanswered fics !!

childhood bsf!charlie slimecicle x reader, where you are and always have been an integral part of charlie's channel and slimecicle identity ; dropped in sidney's inbox

bf!dream x reader & high school sweethearts!dream and reader, where you and your boyfriend do couples' tiktok trends together ; dropped in emma's inbox

– fics to be written !!

DTEAM & CHUCKLE SAMMY ;;

fwb!sapnap x reader, where your no strings attached arrangement starts to attach strings

bsf!foolish x reader, where high school party games expose secret feelings

situationship!poly!tedschlatt x reader, where your situationships appear on your love or host

situationship!karl x reader, where karl is tired of not putting a label on it but also is scared of being rejected

fwb!dream x reader, where dream wants to be more and insists on taking you on real date despite how many times you told him you didn't want anything serious

assisstant!foolish x ceo!reader, where foolish is so obviously in love with you but you're so flooded in work you don't notice

hookup!roommate!sapnap x reader, where you and sap have to re-navigate your relationship as roommates after an accidental, drunken night of fucking each other [roommates!dteam]

MARAUDERS ;;

sirius x delinquent!prankster!reader, where you meet sirius in detention and he finds out you might be even more trouble than him, but he can't help but fall in love

remus x transfer student!reader, where you bump into remus one day on your way to class and he takes you under his wing, unbeknownst to him he'd fall in love

james x sirius' sibling!reader, where you show at to the potter's in the middle of the night, during break, injured, looking for your brother after an explosive fight with your mom

[bisexual-horror-fan]

Do-Over-December 16th. 69. Sam Wescott X FEM! AFAB! Reader. "Mutual Satisfaction."

Hooo boy! Time for Sammy, my sweet wonderful soft Sam Wescott. I love him, I love this, I barely touched it. This is legit one of my all-time faves, I am obsessed with it. I hope you all enjoy it!

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Rating. Explicit. Length. 3.1K (Old Length 3K) Warnings. Sweet Stuff. Light Fluff. Implied Established Relationship. Poly!Camping Boys Mention. Alcohol Mention. Praise. Making out. Dirty Talk. Grinding. Blow Job. Cunnilingus. 69ing Obvi. Swallowing. Voyeurism. Teasing. One Awful Vine Joke. 

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It was a lovely date night, but it always tended to be with Sam. The pair of you had gone out to a restaurant Buddy recommended and as per usual, it was amazing. After dinner, you were both walking down the city street, leisurely taking in decorated store displays and strung up lights, casually talking, “I swear, I can’t get over how good dinner was. How does Buddy know all the best places?”

His hand reached out for yours, fingers lacing together as he responded with a small laugh, “Ah, don’t you know? It’s his secret underground network of fellow restaurant workers, they keep him in the loop.”

A laugh of your own as you swung your arms, “Is that what it is? How do we get in on that?”

His head cocked to the side slightly, brows partially pinched together as he said, “Oh I’ve been trying but unless you’re a chef you aren’t allowed in.”

You snapped your fingers on the hand that wasn’t currently holding his, glancing at him as you said jokingly, “Damn! Guess we gotta keep him around, huh?”

That got a laugh out of him again before he joked back with you, “If only for the food recommendations.”

It was all in good fun, you both loved Buddy a lot, cared for him more than you had adequate words for, enjoyed him and his company for so many reasons. You met Sam and Buddy last year working at the summer camp Sam’s family owned, you and Sam were counsellors and Buddy was the camp’s cook. You had all gotten together that summer, and it was the best one that you’d ever had, as summer came to an end you didn’t want it to stop and you three realized it didn’t have to, and so it didn’t. 

Sam and Buddy were roommates, had been since after the first year they worked together, but that might change soon. You had all been talking about it and agreed looking for a new apartment with you might be in order, an exciting thought. 

You and Sam had the apartment to yourselves. It was Saturday night and due to being a chef Buddy wasn’t home, he worked nights doing the dinner shift and of course the weekends were slammed, and they relied on him to be there. Soon you and Sam were back inside his and Buddy’s apartment, it was cold out earlier you were starting to take your jacket off when Sam helped you out of it, once he had taken it he was hanging it up by the door. 

“Look at you, such a gentleman.” You tease.

A roll of his eyes as he took his own jacket off, you were always too playful with him. You reached out, and your hand met his arm, “I believe you promised me a drink.”

He made good on that promise as always, but that drink was a while ago. Glasses abandoned on the coffee table, both of you on the couch, you had been looking into his eyes. He was talking about something, telling some story about something that happened at work, but you were so fucking distracted looking at his mouth that you weren’t really listening. You were both sitting facing each other on the couch, knees almost touching, he was smiling and gesturing excitedly, and he was so cute that you couldn’t help it. Your hand reached out and met the back of his neck, and you were up on your knees and leaning forward as you pulled him to you, kissing him, cutting him off. He didn’t stop you, it did take him a second to return your sudden affection.

Your other hand found his shoulder, and you gripped the fabric pulling him closer still and his hands were on your waist as his tongue ran over your bottom lip and fuck that simple act made you pulse and made your breath want to catch. It went on like that, the slide of your lips on his, breathing harder, hands roaming and groping and pulling, both getting needier. 

You could feel him getting harder against your thigh, and you knew you were getting so wet from just kissing him, you needed more than this, and soon, you couldn’t stop yourself. He wanted to pull you into his lap and tried to and both of your hands were on his chest and pushed back on him, a hum as you started to kiss over his jaw and neck, a soft groan leaving him as he asked softly, “Mmm no?”

A soft laugh and a shake of your head as you repeated it, moving lower, hands dragging down his chest, “Mmm no. I have something else in mind.”

You were on the floor on your knees, your mouth pressing a few kisses over him, and that had him shifting his hips as you worked on his belt. Your fingers hooked into his belt loops, and you tugged, in response he rushed to help you get his jeans down. He was pushing them down his hips as you pulled, and when he felt your hot breath and mouth on his aching cock through the thin fabric of his boxer briefs, it made his hands slow as he breathed out your name. Jeans disposed of somewhere behind you, you settled between his thighs, mouth still teasing him over that last remaining layer of clothing. You were of course going to go through with it but teasing him, making him squirm just a bit was too good to pass up. 

You couldn’t hold back your smile as you played for a while longer, when you felt him shift again you glanced up, his head was back, it was clear he wanted more but wasn’t about to push, and you decided to progress things further. While his head was still back your fingers found the top of his underwear and pulled them down quickly, the second his cock was exposed your tongue made contact and ran up his shaft. You kept your eyes on him the whole time to watch his reaction. He wasn’t expecting it, and the sound you pulled from him was delicious. 

Your hand closed around him, and you gave him no time to adjust, tongue lathing over the head, a few passes over it before taking it into your mouth, hand moving up and down, grip firm and he moaned your name. 

You closed your eyes and relaxed a little, the weight of his dick felt pleasantly heavy on your tongue and as you started to bob up and down, hand moving in tandem with your mouth, twisting slightly, getting him much wetter with your spit in the process. You adored doing this, being on your knees and using your mouth and hands to please him. It felt good, it satisfied this deep and more submissive part of you. And for the other reason too, Sam deserved so much, and you wanted to give him everything that you possibly could. 

You worked him over beautifully, slick hand dragging over his hard shaft, grip tightening, tongue swirling around the head, sucking and pushing down, taking him deeper. You pulled him out, wet and velvety tip brushing over your lips and then your cheek before you licked up the side, open-mouthed kisses placed over his head and shaft as you still stroked him. You listened to his heavy breathing and the quiet groans he let out, hushed whispers of your name and of praise too, it made you throb, and your panties get damper. 

He moaned your name before uttering that you, “-feel so good.”

Your tongue ran over that sensitive sweet spot where the head of his cock met his shaft, and you focused on it for a moment, the hand that wasn’t curled around him was on his inner thigh, and you could feel him tense. The strained- “Fuck!” -that action pulled from him was probably your favourite. 

You enjoyed having him this way for a little longer before doing one of those moves that you knew really got to him, moving swiftly taking almost all of him in one motion, sliding him to nearly the back of your throat. His hips pressed up momentarily with a gasp, you had no time to soak up such a delicious reaction because he reacted swiftly.

It was your turn to be surprised. His hand on your head, he pushed you off of him, sliding his slick cock out of you, and you weren’t expecting it. He was so strong he did it no problem, before you could question he was leaning forward his hands gripped your biceps and pulled you up. His mouth was on yours, kissing you hard, passionately and deeply, surprisingly possessive from him, you moaned against his mouth and melted into it. 

Sam’s hands slipped up, and his fingers hooked in the straps of your dress and pulled them down, you allowed him to easily, chest now exposed to him. He had pulled you onto his thigh and his hands were on your breasts, fingers teasing your nipples, he broke the kiss for a minute, mouth on your throat, talking low to you, “So fucking wet, I can feel it.”

He moved his leg under you, and your breath stuttered for a moment as the motion forced you to grind on him. You might have pushed him a tad too far tonight, normally Sam wasn’t quite so forceful, but you weren’t going to complain, how rough he was being right now as he touched you felt good. 

You couldn’t help it, grinding down on his thigh as he pulled harder at your nipples, a moan crossing your lips, mumbling out, “Can’t help it.”

He bit the side of your throat lightly, and it made you whine, exposing more of your neck to him and instead of feeling him continue his assault on your throat you were pulled again. He was on his back on the couch and had pulled you into position to be over his face, your knees were on either side of his head, his hands on your outer thighs to help steady you. One of your hands was on the backrest of the couch, then you felt one of his hands sliding up your between your thighs, fingers finding the soaked crotch of your panties and pulling them out of the way. His other hand sliding up to your hip, grip practically bruising, and he pulled you down hard. His tongue ran up your whole slit, and you couldn’t hold back your moan, he moaned against you, hand squeezing your hip, “Needed to taste you. Taste so good.”

Sam was always absurdly good with his mouth. Even when there was more build up, and you knew it was coming you were never ready, it was always just right, so now, it being forced upon you so quickly with no warning it was difficult to take. Your bottom lip was tugged on with your teeth as his tongue ran over your clit and that same hand that had moved your panties aside from before was still right there, his thumb brushed through your folds, up and down. 

Damn it was too good when his mouth closed around that sensitive bud, it made your hips roll forward, craving more from him. He sucked, and his thumb teased your entrance, he hummed his appreciation for your taste and the sounds you were making, and for the way your thighs had already started to tremble on either side of his head. You couldn’t help it, praise for him spilling from your mouth as he ate you out, “Sam! Fuck-Sammy yes-”

The suction was broken for a moment as his tongue made a few more passes over your straining clit and some messy open-mouthed kisses were placed on the sensitive flesh, and your breathing was ragged. You had one hand on his chest, shaking slightly, and your eyes opened back up, and you saw it. He was still so fucking hard, pre-cum leaking over his stomach, red and aroused, his cock laying there on his toned stomach and all of a sudden you needed a taste too. You didn’t communicate this need, you instead reached out, hand closing around him and his mouth stopped, his head fell back against the couch cushion with a moan as he hadn’t expected that,

“Ah shit-”

The perfect opportunity now that his mouth had paused, you leaned down and with your hand wrapped around the base of his shaft, your tongue made contact. Your mouth closed around him, and you slid down, tongue running over him as you pulled him halfway into your mouth in one go. 

“Oh God.”

You only managed to move your head up and down a few times, hand gripping the base of his shaft, tasting his pre-cum coating your tongue. Both of his hands had pushed your skirt fully up, both hands on your ass, and he pulled you down, his mouth back on you in return. 

Next it became a small competition. Who could make the other moan louder, make the other person’s rhythm break, make them stop or hold on harder. Your hands were on his thighs now, leisurely fucking your own mouth with his cock, sucking and hallowing your cheeks, moaning against him, breathing hard through your nose. One of his hands kneading your ass as his lips and tongue were working your clit in just such a way that had your legs quivering while he had two fingers buried in your dripping cunt. 

The build up was agonizing. 

You had to be careful, if you worked him too well it made him break a little as well as focusing on him so hard made it harder to truly enjoy what he was doing. He was having the same issue too, but eventually, like with most things with the two of you, a perfect rhythm was found, falling into sync just so. You would sink down, taking his cock so deeply, tongue flat on the underside, and as you came back up, cheeks hollowing, sucking as you did he would lick over your clit and suck deeply too, fingers slipping in and out, pressing on that spot. It was fucking incredible, as his dick slid out of your mouth his fingers slipped inside of you, and it practically took your breath away. 

You were both tensing, shaking, your hands were gripping his thighs harder, and you moaned against him, trying to tell him you were close, and you felt him pulse against your tongue, and you realized he was reaching his end too. Neither of you wanted to break away, it felt too damn good, no way you could stop. 

Why didn’t you do this more? Pleasing each other at the same time was fucking incredible. The way you fed off of each other was perfect, how you would suck harder, and it would make his tongue roll over your clit again and make your back arch, well as much as it could without you pulling him from your mouth. He of course felt the same way, getting to feel your hot wet mouth engulfing his dick as he got to taste you and feel how he made you tremble on top of him. 

You couldn’t let him know, but you didn’t have to, he knew you so well, he knew from how your thighs tensed and released and how your hips moved, grinding your aching clit on his tongue, nails digging into his thighs. Your eyes fell closed as you rode out your orgasm, your mouth stayed around the head of cock, one of your hands managed to continue stroking him and as your orgasm ended his kicked off. You u felt his cum painting over your tongue, his hips canting up, and you allowed him to fuck your mouth with the first half of his dick while you stroked the lower half. He tasted as good as always, and you greedily swallowed him back, eagerly downing his load and as his orgasm was ending you let go of him with your hand and slowly slid him all the way into your mouth, allowing him to be enveloped in the wet heat of your mouth on his come down. 

You both paused and took a minute, luxuriating in each other before pulling back, his head falling back onto the couch cushion, and you were pulling him out of your mouth. You sighed and with your breathing still uneven you said, “Oh my fucking God, Sam.”

A breathless laugh from him, his hand gently patting your ass as he said, “I know, right?”

You returned the laugh and responded, “Why didn’t we do that sooner?”

“I dunno, why haven’t you?”

You and Sam both jumped, you shot up, hand on the back rest of the couch and greeted with none other than your other boyfriend and Sam’s roommate, Buddy Swanson. Leaning on one hand, looking smug as ever, your hand on your chest, you breathed out, “Fuckin’ Christ Buddy, you scared me. When did you get home?”

You looked over your shoulder to Sam who was half sitting up now, you were still partially on top of him, wondering just how long he had been there and how much he saw, “Oh, a while ago. Been here long enough to see that frankly spectacular finish.”

Buddy teased, and his hand reached out and cupped your cheek, his thumb stroking over your cheek, you leaned into the touch, your heart slowed a little. You must have been so damn into it with Sam, you didn’t even hear the door open or notice him watching the two of you. He placed a kiss on your lips, and you returned it, a surprisingly sweet and soft moment, you pulled away, and his forehead met yours. Sam’s arms wrapped around your middle, and you felt him leaning against your back, hugging you. 

It felt right, being between your two boys, and that same sweet moment ended when Buddy broke the silence,“So I’m next, right?”

Sam laughed first and so did you, pulling back, hand coming up to Buddy’s chest and pushing him back as you did so. Buddy laughed too, curls brown curls bouncing a little as he shook his head as he asked, “What, so no head?”

You grabbed the throw pillow from the end of the couch, and you threw it at him, he ducked out of the way and Sam had fallen back on the couch dying laughing.

 This was your life, and you wouldn’t change it for anything.

[stealing-the-smp]

Member 10

The Doctor

Aloe

Lives by the end: 1

Alignment: Neutral Good

Sides: Pogtopia(? Was mostly there because they were the underdogs so would need the most injuries patched), Hydra’s underground city(always has a place there), The Cult(mind controlled or wouldn’t join)

Age: Unclear but in their 20s

Species: Blaze hybrid

Gender: Nonbinary

Pronouns: Any

Sexuality: Pan and Poly

Morals: Helping others at any cost, Not hurting others

Goals: just help people given people on this server tend to get really banged up

Likes: Lemons, Medical stuff, Sassing others, Getting to sit on Sam’s back to avoid walking, Warm temperatures

Dislikes: The “Egg”(gonna change it eventually), Water

Allies: Demi, Sam, Mahogany, Vian, Hydra, Bee, Franklin

Enemies: tries to not make enemies it’s a bad idea

Family: None

Appearance: Aloe has dark skin and white hair and dark eyes which sometimes you can see little specs of yellow in if she’s emotional in some way(anger and confidence and happiness are really likely to do this meanwhile sadness and disgust and fear usually have the dark eyes staying normal) they also have yellow blaze like qualities on their hands and feet or at least hand given in the cult arc they lost their left arm at first at the elbow but it was ripped off so they had to amputate it to a little higher so it would heal better also you can often find them wearing a mask that only has their eyes revealed and is reds, blacks, and yellows

Quotes:

“Oh! I have medical knowledge I could help out!”

“Pssh my teenage crush was too embarrassing for anyone to ever know….”

“Oh! That’s just Dog my horse and that’s Cat my bee…. Shhhh don’t tell them that!”

“Oh I’m not approaching you to be allies I’m trying to date you…there’s a clear difference Sam”

“What if I called you Sammy? How would you respond Sammyyy”

“Oh this is Lemon tree it’s my home!”

“my home……”

“Sammy I’m just going to stick with you”

“What Sammy wants to say is he loves your idea he’s just not the best at conveying that”

“Sammy can you meow? You are a cat centaur thing after all”

“Oh I just like sitting up here Sam is cozy and the ground is ew”

“Pssh I don’t pick sides everyone needs help after all”

“Oh ok Sam you can protect me”

“Oh my the god teenage me crushed on….I’m gonna flirt with him….”

“Heyyyyy Demi you’re hot like hotter then my hands and I’m part blaze you could even hold my hands as proof”

“how did that work?”

“why do I have to pick a side this time? Ughhhh Sam we’re joining the Pogtopia side they’ll need more medical attention”

“Demi mind if I call you Dems?……YES”

“Pshhhhh Psshhhh Pssshhhhhhhh” <vocal stimming while thinking

“I’m starting to question the sanity of this nation….Like seriously I’m no therapist but I think everyone here needs a psychological assessment and a IQ test they are all IDIOTS most of the time”

“Oh shhhh it doesn’t hurt as bad as getting the injury idiot just calm down let me work”

“This was your STUPID plan??? I still gotta help”

“I’m sorry everyone….. he’s already gone”

“I need somewhere to stay Hydrangea can I stay here?”

“thank you Hydrangea”

“Well it’s time for me to leave…take care of yourself Hydrangea”

“what’s that sound? that voice?”

“I can’t let this take over no no no”

“SAM oh god I don’t have control over my voice!!”

“*evil giggling* Pssh Sam come here”

“OH FUCK MY ARM”

“SAM LET GO I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU”

“That was traumatic…..”

“I think I need to cut it a little higher so it’ll heal ehhh”

“I hate walking this much….please nothing cut my legs off because I complained about that…..”

“Oh yeah Muffins I can manage food”

“Wanna dance Sam?”

“You’ve a husk of your formal self as well you know Sam?”

“DEMI!!! wait I’m aware…STILL SHIT”

“Sam can you apologize for my arm? I think that was a little extra…”

“I accept your apology pshhh I love you Sam”

This character is replacing

Ponk

[jxllypxp]

꧁Jschlatt꧂

♡︎ - s: smut | a: angst | f: fluff

Shots (Needy Drunk Schlatt) (s)

Sub Schlatt Headcanons (s)

Poolside (f)

The Craft and the Furious (f)

Comfort Schlatt Headcanons (f)

Dad Headcanons (f)

Jealousy, Jealousy (s)

Friend Headcanons (f)

Chuckle sammy with a hyper fixated s/o (f)

Cheerleader (perv! Base Schlatt) (s)

Don’t open this in public (s) Pt.2 Pt.3

Hair Pulling (s)

Crossing the Finish Line (s)

Breeding Kink (s)

Pavlovian Response (s)

Boudoir Album (f, s)

Need Your Help (s) pt.2

Best Friends to Lovers (f)

High Poly! Tedschlatt (s) pt.2 Pt.3?

First dates (f)

S/o With Sensitive Thighs (s)

Poly! Tedschlatt Drabble (s)

S/o with an oral fixation (s)

Drunk Schlatt Drabble (s)

New Year’s resolutions (s)

Sensitive sub! Schlatt (s)

And A Happy New Year (f)

[chesters-ocs]

The true solution to Butcher still being in love with Sylvester is to be in a polyamorous relationship with Heartthrob, Stone, and Sylvester. We already know they're okay with being in a poly relationship because those three are already in one!

But alas, it probably won't happen. But imagine if it did.

,,, well then if it *did* happen, where would kali end up being,, cant leave out our best boy! /lh

butcher is staring down heartthrob and stone. hes thinking it trough so hard, w all the pros and cons.

honestly? in the au where he comes back early to sammys bday? he might just accept. he just missed them so much man :( but if this happened in the canon ranch, it'd be a big fat no, because by then, he learned to accept the "grief" he felt from missing them all

[noonbeam17]

oh i need to hear your yiik takes NOW i'm so fascinated with it

HI I GOT SO JUMPSCARED BY THIS ASK. so my takes on yiik are basically: yeah there are parts of it that absolutely are. ooouugg [negative]. namely the way they handled sammy and rory. but also like ackk studios is so so so clearly so passionate about this game. the way they wrote all the monologues. the way they thought they were creating a main character with such nuance and character growth. this games whole STYLE i love the low poly 3d visuals a bunch btw even though it doesnt look as 90s as its probably supposed to. the convoluted story that tried to say too much. they thought they were making the best game ever and they didnt. theres this one podcast people cite a bunch, the whole "my mistake was thinking videogames are art" thing. that part was satire but the way everyone treated it just felt weird to me. also iirc that interview was still pretty soon after their mom had died [which probably also semi-led them down some of the problems with the story]. but like ALSO. they couldve so easily just been like "well that was a failure, let's make another game and hopefully learn from our mistakes." but no. they love this story so so much. theyre using the things theyve learned and putting it back in the game. completely revamping it. theyre not just gonna abandon this project that they loved so much. and theyve even been taking criticism as well as joked around with the infamous parts of the game [namely the NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SISTER RIGHT NOW reference in the alex plushie announcement]. and thats something i really really admire. im so so hyped for yiik i.v btw. once again other than the parts that can be excused by the above it does have flaws which i obviously dont ignore. but i will be a proud yiik defender until the day i die 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

also this video essay explains it better than i ever could HFDGKLVN

[zedif-y]

Forcing myself into one but Poly BEST and 2 or 3? They have infected my brain too much 😔

...sammy i think this is another classic case of ImpulseSV Syndrome i am So sorry KDSGJHDSG

Answer: Don't Ship It

What would have made you like it?

i like team BEST, i do . but MAN, bdubs and etho's whole... vibe, thing, really threw the whole "we're a team!" thing into whack, huh . KSDJGHKJSDG THIS ISNT NEG IM JUST SAYING ... so my point is , mmmmaybe they were onto something this season, and bdubs was the problem-- (GETS SHOT)

i love bdubs with my entire heart and soul but bro you just messed up your polycule so bad they made another one without you 😭

or, in other words: (ft. puma, local menace)

[obsolete-stars-if]

Who's best friends with who and who doesn't like each other

IM GLAD YOU ASKED

Under the cut for detailed picture and description.

Green : like

Light green : friends

Red : dislike

Dark Red : Hate

Blue : uses

Grey : neutral

Yellow : admires

Pink : poly or romantic interest

~°~°~°~

TK dislikes Gigi and Mikhail. Hates Sascha. Neutral to Kate and Sammy. Friends with Alia. Poly option with Sammy or Mikhail.

Sammy admires TK and Sascha. Neutral to Gigi. Likes Mikhail and Kate. Friends with Alia. Poly option with TK.

Alia is friends with everyone.

Sascha uses Kate and Sammy. Hates Mikhail and TK. Friend with Alia. Romantic interest with Gigi.

Kate is neutral to Mikhail and TK. Dislikes Gigi. Likes Sammy. Friends with Sascha and Alia.

Mikhail is neutral to Kate and Gigi. Dislikes TK. Likes Sammy. Hates Sascha. Friends with Alia. Poly option with TK.

Gigi is neutral to Kate, Sammy and Mikhail. Dislikes TK. Friends with Alia. Romantic interest in Sascha.

[captain039]

White picket fence.

Wincest x reader

Sam alpha

Dean alpha/omega

Reader omega

Warnings: Incest, AOB, scenting, nesting, harassment, poly couple

NO HATE PLEASE, DONT LIKE IT DONT READ

Finding the bunker was the next best thing, a place to go back too, a bed of your own. Well this bed was a little dusty and old, not really comfortable either.

“Hey” you glanced to Dean who had knocked on your door.

“What’s up?” You asked.

“Wanna go shopping?” He grinned and you frowned suspiciously but nodded and followed him.

“Sammy!” He yelled finding him at the table reading.

“We’re heading out” he said and Sam frowned and you shrugged.

“Um, ok” Sam just nodded and you went to him. You leant down and Sam smiled a bit giving you a soft kiss.

“Be safe” he said and you nodded going to Dean who grinned.

“Bye” he said to Sam before leaving.

“Where are we going? Please tell me where not buying an arsenal” you groaned.

“Nope” he had this grin that wouldn’t leave, he was up to something.

“Dean” you huffed.

“Furniture shopping!” He said and you raised an eyebrow at him.

“Oh come your beds crusty man” he icked and you made a ‘fair’ face.

“Besides the place could use some décor” he smiled.

“Whatever you say” you said.

Dean rented a trailer first before heading to whatever furniture store was close.

“How are we paying for this?” You whispered to him.

“Credit cards” he smirked perking up as he saw the bedding.

“Oh boy” you muttered.

“This one?” Dean laid down sighing contently as you laid by him.

“Oh yeah” you hummed closing your eyes.

“Do you two need assistance?” You jumped hearing the sales woman.

“Yes” Dean grinned and stood as did you.

“We would like three of these in a queen” he smirked at you and you rolled your eyes.

“Alright then, did you want to keep browsing? Bed frames or anything?” She asked smiling.

“Also yes” Dean nodded already having his eyes on something.

“And he’s gone” you said.

“New house?” The sales woman asked.

“Yeah” you chuckled, if that’s what you want to call a secret underground bunker.

“He seems overly happy doing this” she commented.

“Yeah I don’t know” you shrugged. He waved you over and you excused yourself.

“So there’s black, white and oak in this, it’s simple, cheap and nice” he said.

“One of each colour?” You asked.

“I’ll have white, Sammy will have black and you can have oak” you said.

“Read my mind” he said and you smiled. You wandered off while Dean talked to the sales woman. You looked at appliances, a new microwave wouldn’t hurt.

“New house?” You frowned at the words. You glanced to the alpha who gave a smile.

“Oh yeah” you nodded awkwardly going back to checking prices.

“Yeah me too, thought it was time to set up you know?” He stepped closer, a little too close.

“Yeah it’s nice” you shrugged stepping away.

“Are you in your own?” He asked and before you were about to back away and speak you ran into someone. You gulped a bit knowing Deans figure and scent.

“No she’s not” Dean said, scent defensive and sour. The other alpha held his hands up and left and you sighed sagging a bit against him.

“Ok?” He asked and you nodded not used to people talking to you like that. He rubbed your arms in comfort before you turned around, taking a small step back.

“Is it all paid for?” You asked and he nodded smile returning. You helped him the best you could with lifting everything into the trailer.

“Is it gonna fit through the door?” You called from the other side of the trailer.

“Yeah it’ll fit” Dean said throwing you some rope.

After tying it down you headed back to the bunker. Dean parked by the entrance and you got out.

“I’ll get Sam” you said and Dean nodded getting out. You opened the doors and walked down to get Sam who was still reading.

“Hey” you called.

“Hey, got everything?” He asked and you nodded.

“Gonna need your help and he frowned but nodded following you.

“What’s this?” He asked you.

“Furniture!” Dean said happily.

“Huh?” Sam said confused and Dean rolled his eyes.

“For our rooms dumbass” Dean huffed.

“No I get that I just” you hit his stomach lightly and he stopped.

“Just help me carry it” Dean said.

After everything was inside you all collapsed on the couch.

“I don’t wanna do that again” Dean commented.

“I second that” you said hearing Sam chuckled.

“Oh we got you black hope that’s ok” Dean said to Sam.

“Sure” Sam nodded.

“I don’t wanna ruin your nesting, I just thought we’d be in one room is all” Sam said and you smiled to yourself.

“We can share beds, that’s why I got the big beds” Dean grinned.

“Besides princess here likes her own room” he pointed to you.

“Only cause I move a-lot” you huffed.

“And we’ve said we don’t mind” Dean said Sam agreeing.

“Also Sam snores, I need some sleep sometimes” Dean teased and Sam hit him making him chuckle.

“Sometimes we argue” Dean said quietly and you nodded.

“But, I think it’s good to have our own rooms, still enough room for fun times” Dean winked making you roll your eyes.

“Do you ever not think with your dick?” You asked.

“Only when I’m not around you” he grinned and you fake gagged.

“Oh come on princess” he smirked.

“You love it” he added.

“Do I?” You dragged out.

“My mark says so” he pointed to your neck, a cocky look on his face.

“His mark says so too” he added and you flushed. You lifted your hands to cover the marks on your neck, one either side, right for Dean and left for Sam. Sam had the same for Dean and you on the left. Dean had you on the right and Sam on the left. People often gave weird looks at the two bite marks either side of your necks, but never said anything, to scared too. Dean was very protective and proud of his marks and would bite someone’s head off if they bagged them.

Setting up your rooms was slow, you laid the new mattresses out on the floor near the lounge next to each other like one big bed. Dean often ended up on either Sam’s or yours bed. It was nice to do these things though, putting together the furniture with beers and laughs when Dean didn’t understand the instructions. Day by day the rooms slowly looked like normal people rooms. It was strange being able to call this your room. Dean loved it, he loved his bed and the idea of his own room, never actually had one before. Sam was a little reluctant to stay in his room, he preferred to sleep with either you or Dean his alpha ness kicking in. All three of you was usually a tight fit but with the bigger beds it was better, but not really. You slept well when you were with either one of them, but you moved a lot, you usually tossed and turned, needed a soft blanket and about a million pillows before you’d fall asleep. Despite them both saying the didn’t care you sometimes needed your own bed and space. First few nights was weird, it was nice but weird having your own room. Sam didn’t sleep in his room, no the alpha was determined to have his scent on yours and Deans bed before he was satisfied and finally tried his room. Course when he did you’d woken up in the middle of the night from a nightmare and walked to Sam’s room wrapped in a blanket. He had smiled and lifted his quilt so you could come under. He wasn’t asleep in the first place but he relaxed when he tugged you to him. By three a clock you think Dean rolled in. He was groggy, grumpy for whatever reason he mumbled. He climbed into Sam’s bed and cuddled up to you grumbling something before he fell asleep again. When morning came you smiled tucking yourself more against Sam in content. Dean mumbled in his sleep, clutching you tighter which made you smile again. Sam had chuckled quietly at Deans noise and pressed a kiss to your head whispering a soft good morning. You hummed lifting your head to look at him. His hair was out of whack and you chuckled only to hear Dean grunt in annoyance.

“Can’t we sleep in one time” he said and you laughed quietly with Sam.

“Our body’s have clocks Dean” Sam said.

“Screw my clock” he said as you rolled over to face him. He smiled then, opening his eyes.

“Morning” he grinned and you huffed before kissing him.

“Mm definitely good morning” he added and Sam laughed.

“Who wants pancakes?” He grinned and you nodded laughing. This was your white picket fence.