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can't post it on tiktok, so doing it here. can i have Vanessa x Wade x Reader fics please? 🥺
#vanessa carlysle#Deadpool#deadpool 3#deadpool x reader#deadpool x me#vanessa x wade x reader#vanessa carlysle x reader#wade wilson reader#morena baccarin#deadpool#polyamory#poly deadpool
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i 🖤 healthy polyamorous relationships
It feels like I'm cheating 😭
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I need to tear that man apart with my teeth(/pos)
#in a feral i NEED him way#But also i need this man to stfu for a minute way💀#arthur morgan x reader#kieran duffy x reader#bumblebee x reader#loki x reader#bucky x reader#deadpool x reader#doctor strange x reader#10th doctor x reader#11th doctor x reader#stu macher x reader#the lost boys x reader#poly!lost boys x reader#severus snape x reader#beetlejuice x reader#astarion x reader#jacob frye x reader#mad hatter x reader
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aaaaaaa i need poly deadclaws smoke session 🥺😵💫💖 you and wade being cringy stoners ripping wade's gravity bong together and logan walks in on you sitting in his lap on the couch.
"hey, honey badger, welcome home! aw, poor baby, you look so tired! you wanna hit?"
"the fuck are you two doing?"
“it’s called a gravity bong! a hallmark of stoner engineering! would you like a demonstration?”
"no."
“too bad.” wade puts the lighter in your hands, then squeezes them for encouragement. “show him, babes, just like i taught ya.”
you spark the lighter and carefully angle it into the bowl at the top. once it's lit, you grab the inner bottle and slooowly pull it upwards out of the water. the cloud inside it grows thicker, denser, bigger. it swells with the accompanying sounds of water underneath it. glug. glug. glug.
wade explains the mechanics to logan, “now THAT, boo boo bear, is about 2-liters of toke-a-cola right there. almost as fun as when they had cocaine in the recipe.” wade sneaks his hands under your baggy lounge shirt to pinch and pull your nipples, then gives you an open-mouthed kiss on your neck. he purrs his instructions to you. “chug it, honey-cunt.”
you rip the bowl out of the bottle, the smoke billowing out through the spout, and slurp it up as you sink the bottle down into the water. of course, the torrential cloud you had built was at LEAST 2-player content. you started coughing about a third of the way down, and wade had to take over.
“i got it, i got it!” he proclaimed, valiantly chugging what was left of the cloud. he blew some out and sighed with pleasure. “now… this kind of bong gives you�� gives you BIG hits. so you get stupid fast.”
you nod in agreement, a hazy, air-headed smile on your face, “it also feels REALLY good for sex…”
"well, shit, why the hell ain't you lead with that?" logan climbs over the back of the couch and sits down next to you two. "give it here. show me how you work that thing.”
also i just KNOW logan gets giggly when he smokes weed it’s a fact god told me. he’s got cigar lungs so he takes to the gravity bong with surprisingly little coughing, but FUCK it makes him STUPID!!!! he gets super touchy feely too and he’ll prolly crawl on top of both of you.
“nngh, c’mon, lemme…” he grumbles, pawing for the bong that wade holds out of reach, “lemme hit it again…”
“i think the fuck not, babe! you will wait your turn in the rotation just like everyone else, young man!”
logan blows a raspberry at him and flops over to wade’s side. “pfft… bitch…”
“yes, sir, and that’s why you love me.”
he watches longingly as wade takes his rip, until his focus shifts to your shorts riding up on your thighs.
“hey. c’mere, boy.”
he tugs you into his lap and starts making out with you, stripping you from your comfy clothes, grinding his bulge up into your folds. you whimper, under your breath, and logan smirks, teasing you in hushed tones.
“ ‘s good, right?”
“mhm…”
“you gettin’ wet now?”
“mhm!”
once wade blows his smoke out, he notices what’s going on and gasps in mock offense.
“are you two seriously excluding me right now? what am i, ugly, or somethi—? wait, don’t answer that, i—“
“yes.”
“yep. knew that was coming. can’t even blame ya. i set you up for that one. anyway!”
wade pulls you to him by your hair and smooches your cheek affectionately before putting the lighter in your hands again.
“your turn, sweetie pie!”
and by the end of that rotation everyone’s clothes are off and you’re all touching each other’s junk 😌
#deadpool x ftm reader#deadpool x reader x wolverine#deadpool x trans reader#deadpool x you#deadpool x reader#deadpool#deadpool smut#deadclaws#poly deadclaws#poly poolverine#poolverine#wolverine x trans reader#wolverine x reader#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine smut#wolverine#wade wilson x ftm reader#wade wilson x trans reader#wade wilson x you#wade wilson x reader#wade wilson smut#wade wilson#logan howlett x reader#logan howlett smut#logan howlett#logan howlett x you#intox kink#intox ftm
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This is my time to remind everyone that CANONICALLY Deadpool is pan and Wolverine is bi
#and both are probably poly too#anyway LET THEM KISS MARVEL#IK DAMN WELL RYAN REYNOLD WANTED IT#BUT NOOOO#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine
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peter parker: hi i’m peter and this is my boyfriend wade, wade’s boyfriend logan, logan’s boyfriend scott, and scott & logan’s girlfriend jean
#fuck you *polys your ships*#spideypool#poolverine#spideypoolverine ?#scogan#scott summers x jean grey#logan x jean#poly ship#peter parker#wade wilson#logan howlett#scott summers#jean grey#spider-man#deadpool#wolverine#cyclops#jean grey phoenix#ideal relationship. to me#this is obviously abt current comics spideypool btw#peter is not a fucking minor he is in his thirties#or at LEAST his late twenties#xmen#marvel comics
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I need to tear that man apart with my teeth(positive)
#arthur morgan x reader#kieran duffy x reader#bumblebee x reader#loki x reader#bucky x reader#deadpool x reader#t'challa x reader#doctor strange x reader#10th doctor x reader#11th doctor x reader#lester sinclair x reader#vincent sinclair x reader#stu macher x reader#the lost boys x reader#poly!lost boys x reader#medic x reader#demoman x reader#severus snape x reader#beetlejuice x reader#könig x reader#ghost x reader#soap x reader#gaz x reader#astarion x reader
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i don't understand non-mutishippers. Like wdym spideypool or poolverine?? Uh why not both? They all have 2 hands right?
#spideypool#spideypoolverine#poolverine#the losers club#any popular fandom ngl..#deadpool#i love him#gay#Poly#scooby gang#Scooby gang was def a polycule
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Smooches..💋


I never wanna do a redraw meme again this took three days

#my art#art#wolverine x nightcrawler#the wolverine#wolverine x deadpool#logurt#dead claws#poly ship#deadpool#nightcrawler#deadpool and wolverine#nightcrawler x deadpool#xmen#ship art#meme redraw#every line of this was a nightmare#wade wilson#kurt wagner x logan howlett#kurt wagner#logan howlett#logan x kurt x wade#idk what this ship name is
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Who tf is saying Deadpool 3 ended hetero-ly Wade and Vanessa are literally so pan x bi ship goals. In an ideal world both Logan and Wade would be he/him butch lesbians in a poly relationship with Vanessa. To say Deadpool and Wolverine ended straight implies that Vanessa is straight and I cannot let this happen
#deadpool#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#vanessa carlysle#wade x vanessa#wadenessa#wade x logan#poolverine#wtf would their poly shipname be#wadeloganessa???? howlyslson????#logan howlett#worst wolverine#simper says stuff
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Congrats on your milestone!! That’s awesome!!! Can i please request from the nsfw build-a-fic: 10, H, ꒰ 𓆉 ꒱ with poly!poolverine..? I saw them on your masterlist, if not no worries! 🥳🩷🎉
title; in the back room (poly!poolverine x fem!reader)
build a fic choices; 10) spit roast. H) holding their thighs apart. ꒰ 𓆉 ꒱ a spare bedroom — from build an nsfw fic
warnings; poly relationship, my first time writing poly!poolverine (be nice please), possible ooc wade and logan, smut, minors do not interact!!!, oral (wade receiving), p in v, creampie (logan), allusions to oral (f receiving), reader gets called an array of nicknames (baby, sweetheart, babe), but that’s it i think?? (559 words)
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— come celebrate my one year!!
Logan had crowded you and Wade into a spare bedroom, muttering something about the both of you having too much fun teasing him.
it was partly true, but it was only to gain Logan’s attention—even if it meant annoying him to get it.
but you got it.
you were on your stomach, hips in the air as Logan rocked his hips into yours, stretching you out around his cock while you moaned around Wade, feeling him throb against your tongue.
the sight was lewd, like every wet dream both men have ever had.
and you were the star.
you always were.
“fuck sweetheart, feel so good”
Logan groaned, his hands on your hips to pull you back to meet his thrusts. you moaned around Wade’s cock again, the head of him hitting the back of your throat with each thrust he gave.
your mouth was warm around him, your hands grabbing at his thighs to steady yourself from Logan’s punishing pace.
it never took long for Wade to fall over the edge, not with your mouth on him. it was one of his weaknesses.
you couldn’t see it, but his eyes flicked from your mouth around him and towards where Logan fucked into you, a breathy groan leaving Wade at the sight.
“shit she does feel good”
your cunt fluttered around Logan at the compliment, making him hiss at the feeling.
“there she is—you there sweetheart? making me and Wade feel good get you going?”
you couldn’t help but moan around Wade at Logan’s words, his hips stuttered with a groan, his cock throbbing in your mouth as he teetered on the edge.
his hips rolled a couple more times before he spilled himself down your throat, another groan leaving him as his cock throbbed and pulsed with his release.
after a minute, he pulled you off of his cock with a whine, a mix of your spit and his cum connecting your lips to his cock—all while Logan continued to thrust into you, the sound of skin slapping against skin as he pushed you towards your own climax.
you swallowed down Wade’s release as Logan continued, the head of his cock hitting that one spot over and over again, pushing you towards the edge.
“c’mon babe, cum for Logan”
Wade cooed, cradling your face in one hand and stroking his thumb across your cheek.
the pace Logan set was bruising, his cock punching that one spot just right and sending you over the edge. you moaned loudly, cunt clamping down around Logan’s cock as your climax hit you.
your walls spasmed around him, greedily clenching and sending him hurtling towards his own climax.
he grunted, his grip on your hips tightening as he spilled himself inside, his cock throbbing with the force of his climax.
his hips rolled once more, rutting against your ass as emptied himself dry.
“shit baby, you’ve ruined him”
Logan huffed at Wade’s words, reluctantly pulling himself from the warmth your cunt provided.
his hands helped shift you on the bed, before he held your thighs apart, baring your cunt to both men’s gazes as Logan’s cum spilled from your warmth.
“oh is that a sight”
you glanced over your shoulder at them, heat flooding your body at their hungry gazes.
“you look good enough to eat baby, just you wait”
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#[ 💌 ] louie writes —#⸝⸝ ꒰ louie’s one year 🍪ㆍ₊⊹#𝜗𝜚 poly!poolverine#poly!poolverine#poly poolverine#poolverine#poolverine x reader#poolverine fanfiction#poolverine fic#wolverpool#deadpool x wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#logan howlett x reader#logan howlett smut#wade wilson x reader#wade wilson smut#poolverine smut#poly!poolverine x reader#🌷 — louie's one year
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Wade Crashes
wade wilson x male reader x logan howlett
literally one of my fav scenes of the movie was when wolvie asked dp if he’d been tested for adhd
It had been a long day. Wade had killed some guys, Logan had gone grocery shopping and you’d helped him out with that. Normally that would tire anyone out but Wade was bouncing off the walls like a squirrel on cocaine.
“Bub, you good?” Logan asked as he unpacked groceries and watched you stand on your tippy toes and put more groceries away.
Wade didn’t seem to process the question for a moment before turning towards the two of you and grinning widely. “Yeah, peanut, I’m fucking great!”
You turned and stared at him for a moment before glancing at Logan and sighing. “Bet ya a beer that he crashes in five minutes.”
“Bet ya two he crashes in two, bub,” Logan replied in a whisper as he kept a watchful eye on Wade who was still jumping around and flapping his hands.
The hyperness continued for a bit. Wade hopped around and picked up knick-knacks and put them back down and moved around before groaning loudly and collapsing on the couch.
“My head hurts,” he mumbled.
Logan chuckled and glanced over at you. “It was two minutes, bub, so you’re buying,” he said with a smirk before walking over to Wade and leaning over the back of the couch.
“Hey bub, need anything?” He asked Wade with a sympathetic smile.
Wade mumbled painkillers and Logan glanced over to you and nodded at the cabinet. You grabbed them and threw them over. Logan took two out and nudged Wade’s mouth open with his other hand. He popped the pills in and closed his mouth.
“Swallow,” he said gruffly before glancing back at you.
Wade swallowed and sat up. “You guys were whispering about me,” he mumbled annoyed.
You and Logan glanced at each other and then you walked over to stand next to him. Logan pulled you against his side and looked down at Wade who was now twiddling his thumbs.
“Bub, we’re pretty positive you have ADHD,” he said as kindly as he could.
“And its why you keep crashing all the time,” you said, butting in.
Wade blinked a few times and then glanced away. “Can we talk about it when my headaches gone?” He mumbled.
Logan glanced down at you. You nodded and then so did he after getting your approval. You two walked around the couch and sat on either side of Wade.
“We’re here for you, baby,” you said with a smile.
“I know,” Wade muttered before leaning his head on your shoulder.
Logan smiled and put his arm behind Wade and the three of you sat contently.
#x m!reader#x male reader#x reader#stormy writes things#headcanons#logan howlett x male reader#wolverine x male reader#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool and wolverine x m!reader#wade wilson x male reader#wade wilson has adhd#deadpool x male reader#logan howlett x male reader x wade wilson#poly wade and logan
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Kinktober Day 27: Lap Dances
Summary: Caught dancing in your bedroom to a popular sexy routine, your boyfriend's can't help but to ask you to give them a private show. Warnings: Lap dances, thigh riding, poly relationship, cum, etc. MDNI, 18+. You're responsible for your own media consumption. Kinktober Mention of the Day: @kewpikayo for helping me write this! I LOVE YOU, MY INTERNET WIFE <3
In the cozy confines of their shared apartment, the late afternoon sun streamed through the windows, casting a warm glow over the living room. Wade Wilson, or Deadpool as he was more commonly known, lounged on the couch, a half-eaten slice of pizza perched precariously on his knee. He absentmindedly flipped through TV channels, but his attention was drawn to the sounds of music filtering through from the other room. Logan Howlett, or Wolverine, was in the kitchen, fiddling with some leftover takeout while their girlfriend, you, danced freely to the pulsating beat of "Vigilante Shit" by Taylor Swift in their shared bedroom one door over. With every beat, your movements became more confident, laughter echoing through the space as you twirled and swayed around a lone chair.
Wade’s attention piqued, he recognized the song of course from Tiktok. He is still in with the kiddos, okay?
“Hey, Logan! You gotta see this!” he called out, barely able to suppress his grin. Logan emerged from the kitchen, a bemused expression on his face as he surfaced around the corner.
“Damn, she’s got moves,” Logan said, leaning against the doorframe with an amused smirk.
“Just wait for it, peanut.”
The time had come, your pretty little ass sat itself down on the chair, essentially giving it a lap dance. Unbeknowst to you, your seductive little performance had an audience that was becoming increasingly hard. With every sway of your hips, giggle of your chest, smirk that played on your lips; both of your boyfriends were completely entranced by you. As the song came to an end, the t-shirt you were wearing(Obviously one of your boyfriend’s oversized ones) came to hike up on your hip and put your thin panties on display. Some might say you did it on purpose, seeing them out of the corner of your eye, but history will allow it to go down as an little accident that landed you with Logan’s hand gripping into your thigh with a possesive hold.
“You look so pretty dancing like that, doll.”
“I’ll say so! Say, why don’t you give honey badger and I here a private little show mhmm? Non-copyrighting of course—“
A soft growl left Logan’s throat, threatening Wade to shut up with whatever fourth wall shit he was up to. Bringing a calloused hand to your chin, the gruffer man led your gaze to his own piercing one.
“So what do you say, doll? Wanna give me a little dance?” Your brain was foggy, clouded by the haze of immediate arousal that pooled in your panties. Nodding slolwy, you backed up to allow the both of them room to sit on the bed. Here they were, two of the most deadly and violent men in the world, sitting and begging for your body. The power was exhilaraing and didn’t fail to leave you weak at the knees. As they settled, you swayed your hips to an imaginary beat. A soft grin played on your hips as you approached them, hand coming to ghost over Wade’s shoulder as you walked past him. The urge to reach out and grab you, bring you in to his embrace was tantalizing. Sauntering over to Logan, his hard on was evident beneath his sweatpants.
Straddling his legs, you sunk down and grinded on his ever growing erection. Heat pulsated between your bodies, a faint wet spot coming to settle on his pants from your already drenched panties. The beat played in your head, every thrust and ghosting of your hips across his illicting heavy moans from deep within his chest. He could smell you like this, so close to him. Sweet and dripping for him, like a sugar coated candy he couldn’t wait to taste. But just as soon as your game had started, you hopped off and moved to Wade; leaving Logan to heave out a mewl at the loss of friction.
Plopping yourself on one of Wade’s thighs, your lips came to kiss and nip at his neck. You lips move to his jaw, peppering kisses along the skin, teeth nipping at his jawline. He can feel his self-control slipping further with each passing second, how delicious the friction of your cunt were against his thighs. So close to where he needed you most, yet so far. He's wanted this for so long, and now that he has it, he's not holding back. With each thrust and whispered praise from your sweet lips, Wade could feel the peak of his release nearing. His hands came to hold your hips in a vice grip, a silent plea for you to meet him where he needed you.
“You like her like this, Wade? Want our girl to get you off with her sweet little cunt, mhmm?”
Logan had secretly come to sit behind the merc, hands fiddling with Wade’s balls as you continued your rythmic assault on his neck and thighs. How Logan could effortlessly string filthy words together with that dulcet voice of his, you would never know. But it sent both you and Wade into an animalistic frenzy, both of your hips speeding up. The coil in his stomach snapped and the both of you came, his hands coming to grip your shoulders with a bruising force. Taking a moment to enjoy the haze, you rested your head on Wade’s shoulders.Peering up at Logan with tear stricken eyes, lips formed in a small pout, you brought your hips to a halt. Whinning at any overstimulating friction you recieved from the fabric of your clothing and Wade’s thigh. Placing a soft kiss to his lips, you were met with eager lips and his tounge trying to get a taste of you.
You should really dance more often.
#deadpool x reader#deadpool smut#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#marvel smut#wolverine x reader smut#wolverine imagines#wolverine smut#wolverine x reader#wade wilson x reader#wade wilson smut#logan howlett x reader smut#logan howlet smut#old man logan#poolverine smut#poolverine x reader#kinktober#kinktober2024#kinktober 2024#kinktober prompts#hornyasf#hornyposting#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#poly poolverine
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logan’s cock being juuuust thick enough that it makes your pussy ache when he first slides in, but not too thick that you can’t take him at all. also wade holding your hands and talking you through it
“breathe, breathe for me, puppy, you got it. i know, i know he’s big, but you can take it. you can take the big bad wolvie… hey, just be grateful you got the front door, right? self-lubricating? that’s gotta make it easier, at least. don’t gotta suffer like i do when i bottom for him. ugh! i’m jealous of you, cupcake. i wish i had a cute little boypussy like you do. i’d let him get me SO pregnant.”
him reaching down and rubbing your clit while logan continues to push in. logan’s quiet. grunting, deep heavy breathing, savoring how tightly you grip him. and once he bottoms out, his balls finally pressed into your skin, wade’s there with applause and praise.
“yay! you did it! i knew you could do it, puppy! oh, i’m so proud of you! now, be a good boy and let mr. honey badger breed you, so i can suck his load out of you after. sound good?”
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Can I request a one shot for Deadpool and Wolverine stuck in close proximity with their GN crush in the middle (poly but not dating yet) please?
Thank you so much for the request and your patience! I had so much fun writing this and I really hope it was worth the wait and lives up to your expectations!
Too Close
Logan;Worst Wolverine x GN Reader x Wade;Deadpool
Word Count: 2,099
Today was supposed to be a day off. A calm and relaxing day away from stress and worry, one where you could sit back and relax in your apartment while you hung out with your roommates. Wade and Logan. You all had finally gotten the day off from mercenary work. It seemed that ever since Logan and Wade had gotten back from saving the world they were in high demand.
I mean it made sense, after all not everyone can exactly save the world and come out unharmed, plus Wolverine was back. Sure he wasn’t the original Wolverine in your world but that didn’t matter, he was the one to save your world and many people were great full for the pair, including yourself. Luckily for you before Wade or Deadpool rather became popular you two were partners. After running into him on a job you both couldn’t help but acknowledge each other’s strength and instead of fighting, which would lead to nowhere, you both had decided to team up. With your agility and gun skills you could take out most anyone.
Sometime while out on a job you would run into the occasional problem but with your quick thinking and bit of charming you almost always ended up winning. However, you are still just a human, you can get hurt just as easily as your opponents and that is where Wade would come in. With his regeneration power he was able to cover you whenever you needed and whenever he ran out of ammunition (which has happened way too many times now) you were right behind him to help. You two worked really well together and when adding Logan to the mix you 3 were basically an unstoppable power. Whenever you got to banged up in the fight one would stand guard (typically Logan) while the other looked over you and checked to make sure you weren’t to hurt.
After all with both of them having regenerative powers it was hard for them to really tell how bad the injuries were for you. Stabbed? Thats a cake walk for them, for you however not so much. After the first couple times of you getting badly injured they learned there lesson and made sure to check on you whenever you were looking a bit more fucked up than usual, and you would do the same for them. They always brushed it off with a laugh and a smile your way, it was also normally pair with a smart remark. “Gorgeous, I’m Marvel Jesus remember? I can handle anything! Don’t you worry your beautiful sweet ass about me.” “I’m fine darlin, you should be worrying about yourself, I’m not the one that’s human.”
Despite the smart remarks and laughter they both secretly appreciate that you worried about them so much. They loved hearing you ask them genuinely if they were ok or needed a break from the fight. They found it cute, and it was one of the reasons why they fell for you. Once Logan and Wade started getting mission after mission you where right by there sides to help them, after all you 3 where a power house and they would never want to go anywhere without you.
However after your 99th mission you were exhausted and ready to collapse onto your bed for months on end, which is why you were so excited for this day off. Not only would you be able to get some well deserved rest but you were also able to hangout with the boys. Ever since you had moved in with Wade life had become more chaotic to say the least, but a good chaos one you never knew you needed until him. His energetic and charming energy always made you smile. It felt like Wade always knew what to do to cheer you up or in his words “Put a smile on that gorgeous face,” that line alone always managed to make your heart melt in ways you don’t even understand but you couldn’t help but love it all the same.
It always felt like you could joke with him and push his buttons whenever you wanted, Wade always loved that about you. You always caught yourself worrying about his wellbeing whenever he was out of sight for too long. You of course knew he would be fine but it never stopped you from worrying, and ever since Logan had moved in those same feelings had extended to him.
After a few weeks of spending time with the grumpy man you quickly learned that there was much more to him than you had originally thought. He had layers underneath that hard exterior he put up for people and the more you cracked him down, although small, the more you enjoyed being around him. However, it wasn’t long before you began catching yourself staring at the two men for prolonged periods of time. Logan would catch on to your antics quicker than Wade but he eventually caught on. Whenever you were caught you would avert your eyes and turn fully away from them, face bright red. This unfortunate for you didn’t stop the two from relentlessly teasing you about it.
Unbeknownst to you, you had melted the hearts of the two men and they had not only fallen in love with each other but for you as well. Because of this the two of them and yourself wanted to spend time with each other and it is because of that and that reason alone you found yourself in this situation. In the middle of your peaceful day off Wade had come to you both begging that the 3 of you go on just one more mission to make the number of missions even. Quote “Gasp! Peanut! Jelly! We ended on an uneven number! Marvel Jesus cannot stand for this! We need to go do one final mission pleaseeeeeee!”
Despite how exhausted both you and Logan were neither of you had the heart to break his spirits so you both very reluctantly agreed to go on one last mission, Logan being more reluctant than yourself, besides what could go wrong right? You 3 have done tons of missions before this one, what was one more mission? Welllll, unfortunately for you that sort of thinking resulted in all of you being shoved into the smallest closet imaginable, all bruised, bleeding and panting heavily as you try to catch your breaths.
Logan was pressed up against one wall, his chest pressed to yours and Wade was pressed against the other wall while his chest was pressed against your back. Putting you in the middle of the hottest sandwich in the world. “How the fuck did I let your dumbass drag me into this.” Logan growled out while glaring over at the merc. “Hey don't blame me! I'm not pointing fingers but someone here forgot the ammo and that's why we are stuck in this situation.” Wade defend while moving his eyes down to you as a way of signaling to Logan that it had been your fault.
“Maybe if I wasn't pulled out of the apartment to go on another mission I would have remembered to grab the-” Before you could finish your sentence, a muscular hand was placed over your mouth, a few moments of silence passed before the group of men that had been after you previously ran past the door. After a few more moments of silence, Logan slowly removed his hand from your mouth. “Sorry sweetheart.” He mumbled out before turning his head a bit away from your view.
Despite how dimly light the closet was, you could have sworn you noticed a blush on his cheeks and tips of his ears. “I don't know why you are apologizing peanut that was HOT! I have never been this hard in my life.” Wade whisper yelled. Now it was your turn for your face to go red. You elbow Wade in the side as you glare back at him as best you could with being sandwiched between the two grown men. “Wade!” You whisper yelled at him before hearing a chuckle escape his mouth that you felt rumble through your body, this only caused your blush to grow and you suddenly found yourself thanking whatever higher power their was that the closet was dark.
“Aww come on sweetheart you know you agree with me. You trying to tell me that having that muscular hand wrapped over your mouth didn’t get you all excited? We all know it did.” Before you could respond you felt another rumble run through your body as Logan lets out a low guttural growl. “Shut the fuck up and help me figure out a way to get out of here would ya?” You silently made a mental note to thank Logan for cutting off the topic later but for now he was right.
Even if the 3 of you wanted to stay in this situation, which you did, you couldn’t the baddies would find you and although you could defend yourselves, without ammo and weapons you would end up getting way more hurt and no one wanted that. “Fineeee but we are discussing this later! You can’t get a guy all riled up like that and leave him hanging peanut.” You could feel as Logan’s body shifted at Wades words but the man only let out a low grunt in response as he began to look more at their surroundings.
You and Wade began to do the same but in the dimly lit closet it was hard to actually see much of anything. “Looks like our only solution is out of the door we came from. I think there was a fire escape somewhere to our left if I’m remembering right.” You spoke out finally as it became clear that there wasn’t another way out of the closet. Logan nodded as he reached his hand out to the door handle but before opening the door he looked to the both of you. You both nod and that’s all he needed to open the door.
Once the door was open you were the first to pop out of the closet, followed by Logan then Wade as your eyes adjusted to the light. Once you got your bearings the 3 of you started off in the direction of the fire escape as quickly as you could and before you knew it you were there, opening the window as fast as you could you climbed out and took in the fresh air before climbing down. “Wow that was uneventful. It’s almost like the author didn’t know what to put here.” Wade spoke out as he also began climbing down the fire escape with you.
Both you and Logan pause as you give each other a look before looking at Wade. “What the fuck are you on about?” Logan growled out as he closed the window behind him before starting his decent. “Oh don’t you worry your sexy little ass about it.” Wade spoke out confidently as he jumped onto the ground with a thud once he was close enough. You just shrug your shoulder as you are way too tired to pry the merc for an explanation. It wasn’t long before Logan joined the two of you on the ground and you made your escape in Dopinder’s taxi.
You and Logan piled into the backseat as you both knew that Wade liked to sit up front with Dopinder, what you two didn’t expect was for the merc to pile into the backseat with you two as you were yet again squished into the middle of them. “Wade what the fuck are you doing?” You ask as Dopinder starts the car and begins driving away. “Whatttt I missed being this close to you guys. I feel so lonely, like a banana that’s been ripped away from a group of bananas and is now awaiting its impending doom.”
Logan from the other side of you rolls his eyes with hint of a smirk as he side eyes the both of you while moving his arm to rest behind you in an attempt to give you a bit more room. “You’re a dumbass.” He mumbled out before turning his attention to the moving view outside. “Awwwwww but I’m your dumbass peanut.” Wade teased as he leaned into you while trying to poke at Logan’s chest. Then there was you, all red faced as you rolled your eyes with a smile while you watched the two interact. This was going to be a long drive home.
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Deadpool three should have ended with Wade calling out to Logan just to plant a big ass smooch on him while Carly Rea Jepsens ‘call me maybe’ plays.
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