#polyed

[sprucinator3000]

Editor thinks the boots make him look taller but they just make him look gay.

polyblank’s one curly hair is an antenna

[shenanibyte]

Everytime the Editor mentions Polyblank ;)

HUUUUGEE thanks to @bangobeep for the voice clips rips!!

[bangobeep]

guys they're being weird and homoerotic again 🙄🙄🙄

[tatangadragon]

what's his problem

[seashoreships]

What are these guys DOING 🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😐

[spiderjive]

jazzpunk fans pls come here polyed fans come here pspspsps

[carleysgun]

polyed (polyblank x the editor) basically

can this game get more popular OH MY GOD

[solvixpng]

is this anything

[scoutbot]

jazzpunk au where the editor is an actual editor in a publishing syndicate and polyblank just has beef with him for no reason

[crazyorchidguy]

weeeeee

[cherryzlem]

(Reblogs >>> likes)

2 drawings in one day because let’s be honest I gotta feed my non-fritztaire followers. I watched Slimecicle’s Jazzpunk playthrough again so I kinda fell back down the rabbit hole 💥💥

[shenanibyte]

Just saw your post regarding Redeemed!Editor and AAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT?!

Do you have any more ideas regarding the au, perhaps the other members of Syndicate, oh! and perhaps WHY Polyblank took him in?

AAAAH THANK YOU! I'm still experimenting with how I want Syndicate to be structured, but here are some key takeaways:

With the Editor being the head of the Syndicate's Western Sector, it only made sense for there to be Northern, Southern, and Eastern heads as well! I mean, c'mon!!

While I haven't thought about WHO would be in charge of the other sectors, I do know that I want them to have a 'rock-paper-scissors' dynamic. Each head might have something the others lack, but at the same time, they might lack something that the others can compensate for.

For example, the Editor is a pompous playboy. He's flashy, attention-seeking, and indulgent in the affection and affirmations of others. Meanwhile, another sector head may prefer keeping to themselves and staying out of the limelight. They’d rather stick to their ready-to-go, cut-and-dry plan without sprinkling in any unnecessary, elaborate theatrics. Oh, and they also prefer NOT DRAWING ANY UNWANTED ATTENTION TO THEMSELVES!

Additionally, since there are four heads, I think it would be neat to assign each of them a suit from a deck of cards (hearts, clubs, spades, and diamonds). But if that becomes too convoluted, a distinct color scheme would work just as well! :)

I'm also trying to have their titles end in -or!

The Syndicate food chain goes: Agents < Sector Heads < Director.

How do agents get assigned to a sector, you might ask? Well, I’ll tell you! I have three ideas: Number one! ou’re assigned to which sector you’re closest to. Number two! You’re placed under the sector head whose skills, traits, or vibe you best match. Annnnnd number three! It's simply just random.

The Sector Heads are DEFINITELY a found family, no matter how messy their relationship might get. Trust me, it's MESSY.

As for the Director, I wanted to make her a complete foil to Nexus. She’s harsh, cunning, sharp-tongued, and unrelenting. She runs the Syndicate with an iron fist. There’s no “Improvise, I know you’ll do well,” and definitely no “We’ll get them next time, tiger.” She expects results—EXCELLENT ONES—and if you come back a failure, you’re punished.

Additionally, she has no problem pitting the sector heads against one another to increase productivity. One week, she might declare a favorite, stirring jealousy and driving the others to work even harder just to outdo them. Does she care for them?… not really… She sees them more as tools than anything. Valuable, yes, but ultimately replaceable. (JUST LIKE THE EDITOR-)

Also, Nexus’ and Syndicate’s Directors totally dated back in the day, and their breakup was CATASTROPHIC.

As for why Polyblank rescued the Editor, he couldn’t find it in his heart to let him rot. Sure, he finds the Editor a nuisance, a typical villain of the week, but he doesn’t hate him. Not really.

Also, it's important to consider how different Nexus handles victories/failures when compared to Syndicate

When put against Polyblank, the Editor has been thwarted more times than he’d care to admit. Sure, he’s had his wins, but they’re few and far between and relatively small.

When Polyblank comes out victorious, he's often gets a pat on the back and a small, sometimes bizarre token of appreciation from his Director. Meanwhile, when the Editor returned to his Director after a loss, he was usually met with scolding, punishment, or both.

But what about when he did win?

That's still no reason to celebrate. That's what expected from him. The bare minimum.

So it’s a genuine shock to Polyblank when he finds the Editor in such a broken state. He never imagined the punishment would be so brutal. He always assumed their little cat-and-mouse game was just that, a game. When Polyblank failed, his Director would tell him to cheer up, saying, “We’ll get them next time.”

He thought the same rules applied across the board… but looking down at the Editor now, he realizes

they don’t.

[bangobeep]

hello yet again jazzpunk fandom. would this feasibly happen? no. i do as i please though and i think it's funny so you MUST see it

[orthwormus]

polyed brain rot so heres this

[seashoreships]

Are they stupid or something