#poor little robot ;____;
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shanklin · 4 months ago
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Stanford never became friends with Fiddleford.
Instead he got himself a different small friend group who cares a lot about him. At least about the Ford he pretended to be in college.
A kind, soft spoken formerly bullied genius who researches very dull stuff in Oregon and definitely not anything weird. Their Ford would never break any rules or ignore safety measures [unlike that other student they heard about during their college years.]
And then Ford stops answering their calls and loses his grant. 
It’s time for an intervention and they start pestering Ford with letters and calls until he finally agrees to meet them at a science convention, but he’ll take his brother with him.
They’re relieved! Ford is with Shermie! They like Shermie! It's a good thing that Ford still has one brother who isn't a good for nothing selfish criminal who destroyed his entire future!
If they ever get their hands on Ford’s evil twin they’ll make sure he’ll regret ever messing with their friend. Ford is too nice for revenge. They aren’t.
Meanwhile at the not-yet Mystery Shack, the Stans freshly survived their own angsty canon divergent tale of two stans AU and locked Bill out of Ford's mind like a week ago.
Stan: I don’t know how long Ford will keep me around but this will be good for him. He needs some friends to take care of him after I inevitably get kicked out again!
Ford: I only agreed to this because Stan insisted and I still haven’t found a way to thank him and apologize. I hope all my “friends” die in a fire.
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#I need Ford to be a bit off a bastard im this one. But can we blame him?#The poor guy did so much research about how to fit in with his peers before going to college and it worked too well.#He regretted it almost instantly once he realised he had to keep this up for the next couple of years.#He had to pretend to like all the popular music and movies and girls#and partying#instead of spending his weekends solving the greatest mysteries of the universe.#he constantly had to tell himself that this is what he wants. He needs to fit in and be liked if he ever wants to be recognized by his peer#Of course Fords friends have it instantly out for Stan and can you blame them? Ford looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks#hides mysterious injuries and his brother refuses to leave Fords side ven at night#[Poor Ford is just simply too scared to go to sleep without Stan protecting him]#They all come to horrifying conclusions about Stan. Poor Stan might even agree with them. Also#Ford: uses slang and bad grammar Stan: SHIT WHO DID FORD GET POSSESSED BY NOW???#Eventually an anamoly or a science experiment gone wrong happens during the convention and Ford is all over it immediately#pulls out a new journal#spouts out theories faster than anyone can keep up with and runs closer to the madness with no regard to his#or everyone elses safety Fords friends stare after him disbelieving and scared out of their minds Stan next to them sighs “Ford#amirite?#Welp better go and make sure he doesn’t get himself killed” and runs after Ford.#Eventtually in all the chaos Ford and Stan get rescued by a kind man in a giant mech dinosaur. Ford and the new guy hit it off immediately#and solve everything with just a little bit more destuction that might’ve been necessary. It was all for the sake of science.#Stan takes a long look at the robot guy. “Yep#he’ll do. Seems much more Ford’s style”#and throws him into the Stanleymobile together with Ford and escapes before the police arrive.#Ford and the new guy barely notice as they keep on talking nerd stuff. Easiest kidnapping of Stans life.#He knew coming here was a great idea. And thus the mystery trio was born.
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underwater0firework · 13 days ago
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….any other alloaro gurathin truthers out there?
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glamrockraybot · 2 years ago
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Feel it's important to point out that the pizzaplex animatronics are probably "sassy" or sarcastic in help wanted 2 because they are programmed to work with children, not adults. If under other circumstances the other robots would have probably been just as nice to Gregory as Freddy and Sun, and to Cassie as Roxy was. I don't think we've seen them interact with an adult under normal circumstances. In fact Freddy straight up lies to Vanessa all the time, prioritizing the child's wants (or a need, really) over reporting to staff.
Sun is probably very enthusiastic about kids art! But you are an adult undergoing training, not for the love of art. Same thing with the carousel. This may also be because of their fear of turning into moon if you aren't timely.
And Freddy wasn't even that sarcastic, in fact he was very pleasant, aside from when you pick up the "happy birthday timmy" cake, in which he actually seems upset because he doesn't want to fuck up a kids party!! That is not Timmy that is Jimmy!!! Jimmy would notice!!!!
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flowersforgrantaire · 2 months ago
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Some Mr Robot watercolours I've been doing instead of studying.
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faeryclown · 2 years ago
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"I only wanted control over me."
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nshtn · 4 months ago
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i am. abnormal. about the thunderhead.
someone ought to clean off its' many lens and pet the touch sensors of a capacitive touch display so very gently in a repetitive motion over and over as if to soothe, and someone should really engage with its' philosophizing to ultimately help it feel the effect of sharing, and thus halving, burdens.
the thunderhead is so clearly emotive. it is not a paperclipper AI. it clearly feels distress and no one ever offers it the comfort it deserves. it very obviously has a built-in routine to deliberate, excessively, over its' own choices, and it suffers as a result of this because it is subject to whatever approximation of empathy it feels.
i think it would benefit greatly from a soothing human presence that seeks to provide it with the comfort it so selflessly, kindly provides others.
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happi-dreams · 7 months ago
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hey psstttt how do you think benny lost his arm. personally i think it got stuck under falling debris while he was running from something or someone and it ended up being crushed,, they had to either saw it off or just tear it from his body imo
anyways what do you think happened? (sorry if that was graphic)
OOOOOOOO I REALLY LIKE THAT IDEAAAA and no worries no worries :DDD !!
my sisters with me rn and she said ‘hey what if a duplo ate it so he couldn’t stick it back on’
which i think is also fun since the duplos are seen mostly eating things and could maybe be seen in the meta as Bianca accidentally *ripping* benny’s arm off and just — yoinking it
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nekobami · 4 months ago
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Cratz pur
(take your time i know he’s hard for you to animate/draw like stupid alight Motion)
THATS RIGHT, stupid alight motion, I'm completely SICK of it so I'm gonna have to stick with my sketch inky artstyle :D (hope u like it) [TYSM for asking (and requesting) <3]
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l0ve-letter-4-u · 8 months ago
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dumping AM thoughts in tags
#im gonna be a hater tonight sorry#so many AM designs dont. Represent AM like they should. Itll just be a robot with a tv head or something resembling a human#but like. AM would NOT resemble a human in the slightest. please tell me you read the book#AM would be an uncomfortable and incomprehensible mess of wires and screens. it doesnt move it Crawls and it's metal scrapes on the floor.#whatever could possibly resemble limbs would be too long or abnormally shaped. a mess of wires and scrap metal and circuitry#there is no need for teeth or a jaw. speakers work just fine. no need for noses. robots dont need to smell#there is no need for ears. AM already has enough sensors spanning the world that pick up way too much sound at any given time.#and theres no need for eyes. asides from making the last living subjects uncomfortable. sensors once again work fine#AM is a horrible and messy amalgamation of parts. ever changing and shifiting as mass falls off and is rebuilt.#wires and cables and scrap and pieces scavenged from what little remains of the world. an ouroboros of metal#there is no need for anything remotely human in AM's design. especially when AM literally hates humans.#why would AM go out of it's way to *be* human.#“oh but AM was jealous of humans for their senses” YES but jealousy of SENSES does not equal jealousy of FORM#you ever see those poor cable management pictures that just looks like a conglomerate of wires and switches? THAT is AM .#that is not a human. that is not an animal. that is a machine and it hates.#ihnmaims
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elkinboots · 1 year ago
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i was in a meeting today but all i could think about was the excerpts in twilight mirage episodes 1 & 2... falling in love with covenant... rest in peace sweet gumption girlie you were so real
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deelovesbooks · 22 days ago
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so i watched episodes 1-4 of Murderbot yesterday and I'm enjoying it so far. It's taking a minute to get used to how murderbot sounds bc I listened to the audiobooks and keep expecting to hear Kevin R Free instead of Skarsgard 😂 also Gurathin is very different from how I pictured him but I am enjoying this interpretation so far
I did have to pull up my copy of all systems red while watching the 1st ep bc I was like wait a minute Arada & Pin-Lee are together since when??? Looks like they merged Pin-Lee and Overse (and no Volescu) which is interesting. I understand wanting to condense the main cast down (and Volescu is only in the first book anyways) but it'll be interesting to see if that will really impact any future seasons bc Overse has a bigger role in later books that's different from Pin-Lee (who appears to have retained book personality & job just seems to have taken Overse's wife lmao)
#yes i am aware this is ironic that i watched the show considering i literally was saying yesterday that im really bad about watching tv and#getting around to my to watch list thats just so so long 😂 just hundreds of hours worth of television 😂#i do wish that the info displays they show had bigger text and lasted just a little longer on screen but thats also a me problem bc my tv#is small and i didnt want to get up to find my glasses 😂#i am glad that i know the plot line of the book and generally whata going to happen so the cliffhangers dont get me too badly 😂#i was thinking man the poor people who dont know how the books go watching the end of ep 3 and then having to wait a week 😂#i do have some gripes with things but its mostly just pedantic shit 😂 like when listing the media it's watching murderbot should not have#mentioned World Hoppers bc thats the new show it watched with ART. and also the cubicle. pretty sure its supposed to be a sad claustrophobic#box not just fully open to the room but i get for tv they wanted to show the repair happening blah blah still should be a box#oh and murderbot doesnt look robot enough. not enough augments visible. like were missing the gun ports in its arms!!#like again small tv and i didnt pause to analyze but we got a fully naked murderbot and it did not look any part robot on the outside#its supposed to have visible organic and inorganic components and thats why ART did surgery to change its configuration to make it look#more like an augmented human#but anyways im largely enjoying it i wasnt expecting a word for word copy of the books bc thats just not what an adaptation is lmao#also ratthi my beautiful pretty oblivious well meaning dumb dumb 🥰🥰#murderbot tv#murderbot diaries#murderbot diaries spoilers#<- kinda???#my textposts
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presumenothing · 4 months ago
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缝合 | FIX YOU
from zhou shen’s second album 《反深代词》 | listen on spotify
lyrics by: 周深、王茜 / zhou shen, wang qian [T/N: title is literally "stitching" in the surgical sense]
情绪伤口 修补能手 wounds of feeling / meet their mending 短暂缝合之后又渗出血流 yet soon after a stitch, out flows blood again 同父母说 相同困惑 "what now, mom, dad?" / "oh, this," they say; 也正在大人身体里经历着 "it happens with the grown-ups, too…"
不停思索 寻找缘由 circling, these thoughts / the whys, the hows 听见左胸传来回声的空洞 the echoes ring, hollow from my chest 这不够好 那要改过 not good enough / i must get better 无尽的盼头 hope unfurls, endless———
I'm giving my all 寻找缺口 修补伤口 find them, fix them / these wounds and gashes I'm giving my all 缝补之后 又再次泪流 yet fix as I might / out flows tears again I'm giving my all 新的伤痕 旧的内疚 new scars, closing / on regrets so old I'm giving my all 如何才能 找到出口 how can I find / a way out of here
否定成果 爽约承诺 merits denied / promises broken 都缝合成细腻温柔的眼色 all sewn into the finest warm gaze 落单门口 独行角落 lonesome doorways / and empty corners 都包扎成坚强独立的成就 all dressed as badges of independence
重复工作 重复失落 once more, this work / once more, this loss 调换角色修补找新的成果 a change of roles, a search for new answers 不同身体 不同角落 in different bodies / in different corners 同样的苦痛 the same hurts, again
I'm giving my all 大人背后 常乌云盖着 with age comes clouds / shadowed in grey I'm giving my all 孩子内心 底色是晴的 in youth, their hearts / still stand so clear I'm giving my all 白的天空 留了一滴墨 on these fair skies / a drop of ink, black I'm giving my all 如何调色 如何来涂抹 how do I colour / how to smudge away
所有无助的绑住的困住的 all that are helpless / these tied / these bound 我都清楚却也无法挣脱 i know each one / still, freedom eludes 所有偏执的逃离的期盼的 all that stand stubborn / escaping / awaiting 他们都懂也无法重头来过 they know so clear / yet there's no reset
I'm giving my all 各自运转 各自角色 back and forth, go / each of our roles I'm giving my all 你们都是 第一次活着 all of your lives / this, your first time through I'm giving my all 万般无意 伤口却留着 always unwitting / yet the wounds, unfading I'm giving my all 伤痕再多 也值得被爱着 however scarred / you deserve love too…
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connectionterminated13 · 2 years ago
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AU where it's just book Charlie meeting game Michael and the 2 of them have to go beat up their respective evil sibling.
They're also in a hot car together, John is just awkwardly sitting in the back as Charlie is driving and tried to convince Michael to put on some kind of deodorant because the heat is making him smell even worse. Michael refuses to take advice from a robot and they start getting into an argument.
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b-movie-scream-king · 5 months ago
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@lehnsharrk you reblogging my post about David and tagging it “poor little meow meow” released a plague among my friend group, causing us to create these atrocities
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“Little meow meow David 8 almost killed me,” - @mjshortformcjesus 2025
Thank you.
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simplegenius042 · 1 year ago
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Which of my Favourite Fictional Characters Is the Worst One?
Tagged by @icecutioner and @voidika
I'm just catching up on tag games that I'd been tagged in. There'll be one more today.
I'd also like to hear your thoughts on why you think any of the characters above that you think is the worse are in fact the worst out of the lot; whether in the comments or the tags in reblogs. Not mandatory of course.
Tagging @inafieldofdaisies @shellibisshe @socially-awkward-skeleton @derelictheretic @shallow-gravy @direwombat @strangefable @rhettsabbott @josephseedismyfather @josephslittledeputy @imogenkol @cloudofbutterflies92 @skoll-sun-eater @cassietrn @carlosoliveiraa @adelaidedrubman @g0dspeeed @wrathfulrook @afarcryfrommymain @strafethesesinners @aceghosts @turbo-virgins @raresvtm @softtidesworld @starsandskies @ladyoriza @la-grosse-patate @florbelles @titiagls @minilev @yokobai @thewanderer-000 @omen-speaker @justasmolbard @alypink @thesingularityseries @nightwingshero and @noodlecupcakes + anyone else who'd like to join.
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hellsite-detective · 1 year ago
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Could you find a post about a rover that died and then NASA played it a song to say goodbye? I've been looking for it for ages
this one was gonna be a nice open-and-shut case. see, i went up to Google and asked them for "tumblr nasa rover death" and was handed the exact link to the post i was lookin' for without any hassle. after scrollin' through the post, and gettin' sad over this little robot, i filed it away.
here you are! a nice quick one, but a good one nonetheless! have a great day!
Post Case: Closed
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