#poor poob...

[to-rror]

based off the fact that dr retro had to lazer beam poobs heart due to their crippling addiction idk i thought that was funny-

dr retros design here was based off a doodle i made a while back

[reginaldubel]

its his day @sleep-nurse

[existencebringsonlypain]

god i love how tumblr has so many posts that Everyone Has Seen to the point that we can reference them and nearly all people who see it will understand, when pretty much nobody who doesn't use tumblr would understand. this is beyond slang, this is allusions to works only we understand. we have bred this complex web of memories and ideas that we all share and that is so beautiful

[dougielombax]

Never ask Poob what happened to Heebee and Pheebo.

Or any of the other smaller streaming services that crumbled in its wake.

[whyiliketitantvman]

Regretevator ✨️the darkness horror show au design sheet:poob

Yes I Decided to call my regretevator au ✨️the darkness horror show au✨️

What is this au all about?:Basically in this au the npcs are Dark and creepy Lab experiments Who had killed the Scientist And escaped to head to the Abandoned circus Now you are a Detective Going by name of Dave Woods and your Main objective Is to Investigate the you abandon circus And the horrors That'll wait you..

Question is this Circus Still going:yes yes is it's Are your Wondering Who is the crazy head who let Circus keep on running And became famous well no one because mr Or no one else Runs the circus.!

✨️Now time for the funny Doodles✨️

✨️Funny doodle Drawing number #1✨️

✨️And here's funny doodle drawing number#2✨️ ( lil fact pilby Got burned On their first anniversary So this is their second Anniversary where they got burned) well The other times pilby Got burned When it happens Randomly or on their Birthday)

✨️Ft:@unoriginal-and-dumb Design of poob✨️

[bear-lin-woah]

MASTERPIECE RIGHT HERE

omg the way my jaw DROPPED

Trip

[micro-wav]

The common Regretevator elevator cast when they get sick ☆

[I've been sick for the last couple of weeks, this is me projecting :( ]

STAT

Suppresses her sneezes when in the elevator, not out of courtesy to the other elevator users but literally because she doesn't want to attract attention or even worse, pity

Repurposes one of her fine dust mask, wouldn't be caught dead with a "medicinal paper bag over her mouth"

Won't accept someone elses tissues, she has her own, stop blessing her!

Bive

Rarely gets sick, but if she does, she's knocked out

Her fur is all over the place, her glasses always a little crooked and she can't seem to have one clear thought thanks to all the coughing

If Split finds out, you will find neither in the elevator until Bive feels better

It's strict bed resting and drinking green tea, two of Bives least favorite things, but if it's being ordered by her most favorite Person it might not be as unbearable.

Split

When Split gets sick, Splitsville! is put on hold.

as the main writer of the jokes she's a critical part of the show and without her it just wouldn't be the same.

As someone who usually cares for others, she's not used to having others care for her so she sits her sickness out alone :(

She does however like to listen to Bives radio frequency as she sips tea and eats peanut butter crackers in bed.

Pest

Another follower of the "I'll keep working until I can't stand anymore" rule

That, of course, is even more dangerous than just waiting to get better, but Pest would never acknowledge the truth like this

Hides it actually pretty well, it's due to a slip up in his facade, the one time he didn't check if anyone was around to cough, that someone notices

And of course it's Poob

Who then immediately starts hovering and telling everyone and by everyone I mean DrRetro

Thus begins a long, strenuous manhunt filled with 100% physical activities which could've been avoided and 0% actual rest

Poor Pest.

Folly

I'm a firm believer of the fact that Folly feels under the weather if she fails to meet her daily quota of despair and agony which she leeches off of Unassuming elevator users

It's not your average sneeze and cough kind of sickness, it's the Victorian, starving kid kind of sickness

Looks and sounds lifeless, there's no chuckling and no pestering, making everyone feel on edge that she's planning something

but unless that something is getting done whatever she needs to do and then hide for the rest fo the day, then no, she's not.

Melanie

The poor thing, asked Mozelle for help and was taken to the Vet

Unfortunately DrRetro can only treat her lower half, it's unclear and questionable why Melanies head is affected by this weird disease and also how is she even sneezing, it's a screen?

So, Mozelle calls over some Friends with Mechanical experience to help figure out what to do!

STAT came for the treats and left with "do I look like I have a head for a screen?", Pest was invited but never showed up and Mach politely declined and referred to the Doctor so they were back to step one

On coincidence as Mozelle and Melanie were defeatedly using the elevator to get back home, they ended up in the Floppy Shoppy where Prototype and Scag were currently playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Once they explained the problem, Scag rolled over to Melanie, told her to turn around and plugged out the HDMI cable, making her head black out. She then held the end of the cable towards Prototype who blew into the bit using their fans and the cable was plugged back in.

It worked, the problem was dust in the cable head which in return made Melanie sneeze... anyways

Mozelle

The agony, the horror!

Her imminence is sick, call for the doctor post haste!

DrRetro prescribes strangely oval, white candies and something called "fishy oil" to take for 5 days.

Preposterous, it tastes nothing like candy! But alas, Mozelle shan't let her kingdom down by being sickly so she will take the disgusting, bitter stuff and get well soon!

PartyNoob

It's actually quite common for Poob to get sick!

It's almost always bound to happen too, multiple parties a day with a bunch of diffrent people is the perfect place for germs to spread like wildfire :/

If they slowly feel under the weather as the day goes on, they make it their personal goal to call every last host of the parties they were going to attend to decline the invitation as to not spread their sickness to others.

If they wake up sick however, there's no guarantee for anything as they barely leave their bed all day, opting to just sleep it off so they can get better quick and continue as usual once more!

Lampert

Contrary to popular belief, constantly washing your hands, cleaning your surroundings, disinfecting everything and wearing masks around other who you can't say for sure are healthy isn't enough for you to never get sick.

The more you shelter your body, the more your immune system shuts down, thinking it's safe, but that's when the bacteria gets you!!

You'll not see Lampert for at least two weeks, one to get better and an additional one sulking in Rokea for being so careless and getting sick in the first place...

Pilby

Whenever the bug gets the sickbug (I'm not sorry), they are not permitted to enter the elevator and put on strict bedrest unless supervised until they feel better

Mach is pretty busy most days, but whenever Pilby feels unwell she makes it her personal goal to go outside and walk with them at least once a day. if they're cooped up inside, they're just breathing in the same sick air all day and never get better, that's not an option.

They don't like to lie, but once Pilby does feel better they like to keep the facade up for a few more days so they can hang out with Mach some more.

And Mach is fully aware that Pilby is better, her sensors telling her so, but she doesn't call them out, indulging in the lie herself. it's nice to take a break and just hang out once in a while :]

The exceptions:

What do you do when you're a doctor and get sick? No idea, DrRetro won't tell me.

One could argue that Fleshcousin is never healthy, but I'm not prepared to have this argument at this time, so I won't.

Gnarpy is an alien. Perhaps there is some sort of alien virus out there, but if there is we'd never know, that's for sure.

Infected is unfortunately doomed to never be healthy, poor dude.

Unpleasant is always sick and nasty and ugh.

Reddy is a robot, HOWEVER sometimes when Scag and Prototype are in the elevator with it, they like to upload a virus that makes it sing and dance to Tyler, the Creator songs.

Scag and Prototype have both been robots for a loooong time so they usually know how to take care of themselves, just like they do with Reddy however, they like to upload funpilled stuff onto themselves for funmaxxing on a Friday.

Wallter can't get sick, i don't think there's bacteria strong or persistent enough to get through all that concrete...

Mark is another lucky dude to just never get sick in the usual sense, unless you count getting sick of certain cement-drinking individuals

You'd think after having their entire body scrambled, their immune system would be all out of whack as well, but no, Spud actually doesn't get sick! You could even argue all the experiments made it stronger, a small comfort in a sea full of sadness.

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

tuesday again 3/11/2025

job acquired :) not a well paying job with good benefits but an inside job sitting down and not a public facing job :)

phil is celebrating by meticulously cleaning her toes approximately three inches from my face

listening

you know when a guy is So popular it’s kind of annoying but they keep churning out bangers? i feel this way about monsieur bébé sans argent

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reading

this is both a very funny problem to have and a very charming article

“His publicist said no,” Dixit said. “But Jeremy said, ‘Wait, you’re from Wikipedia? For the love of God, please take down that photo. You’d be doing me a service.’ So he stood and posed, and I got a shot of him.” Strong’s old photo was from 2014.

DNF, bc the author and i have fundamentally different ideas about paragraph breaks, and i suffered through four chapters before bailing bc the situation did not improve.

im beginning to think Bella Books and i have fundamentally different ideas about editing and books as finished products. next week i might do a blitz through the five or six i have left and we’ll see how that shakes out/how many we have left total. i intended for this project to go at least up to pride but maybe it ends earlier and that’s fine. maybe i go back to the gay thrift and see if there’s anything new in. maybe i trawl through some early lesbian pulp? i meant to read a lesbian noir this week after i bounced off this one but i simply did not have time :(

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watching

https://www.tcm.com/video/221132/ride-lonesome-original-trailerh

Ride Lonesome (1959, dir. Boetticher). i promise i picked and started this without knowing lee van cleef was in it.

(Criterion) Mysterious motivations drive taciturn bounty hunter Ben Brigade (Randolph Scott) to capture a wanted murderer—but his quest is complicated when he is accosted by a pair of outlaws who have their own inscrutable reasons for riding along. Masterfully scripted by Burt Kennedy, who weaves a complex web of ambiguous loyalties and motives, and featuring supporting turns by genre icons James Coburn (in his film debut) and Lee Van Cleef, the first of the Ranown westerns to be shot in CinemaScope makes striking use of the enlarged frame—with a final shot that stands as perhaps the single most unforgettable image in the series.

a barely feature length b-western that punches far above its weight vis-a-vis actor performance and cinematography. unfortunately it’s real fucking weird about women. everyone is openly salivating over this poor young widow. now, her figure is insane. it looks like she has a fucking eighteen inch waist. this one is so much more blatant about being weird about women, well past winks, innuendo, and a sort of chivalrous courtliness: a real line i stopped and jotted down: “…the deep lonely need only a man can get at about a woman.”

another line from Pernell of Bonanza fame (so weird to see him in a non-Bonanza context): “Those Indians are only shooting at us cause we’re white :( “. i think i am enjoying Randolph Scott performances over Gary Cooper performances in ye olde american westerns, mostly bc gary cooper does not have the tired but vaguely puckish air of my favorite great-uncle.

why’d i watch this? short. poob had it for me.

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playing

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making

porthos socks by caoua coffee in patons kroy on size 2 bamboo DPNs. these will eventually be for my brother, it was so fucking satisfying to nail the gauge on the first try after not knitting socks for four years. this is a pattern that is just interesting enough to keep my attention but not too spicy to take on the bus, which i will do as soon as i get my badge bc i do not relish taking this through security at work. they took the sewing kit and tailor’s tape (for thrifting when there are no dressing rooms) today bc apparently the tape can be a garrote??? i have learned more ways to harm people from venue and building security than i could have ever dreamed up on my own.

[notimetoparty]

what if Poob knew nothing abt molting ECT and when the kids molted he freaks out and thinks they died for a second till he sees his kids perfectly fine

given how molting is a process that leaves them extremely vulnerable i'm sure pest would be right there and would explain to poob what was going on so poob doesn't stress the poor babies out more than they likely already were freaking out HAHA

[sillywhumpcreature]

my reaction to that information (i am crying)

GOD WHAT??? PLS TELL ME so...if Poob haves a trauma, what IS their trauma???

Being assaulted on the elevator by random ppl constantly for no reason.

That'd mentally affect anyone at some point

[phightingaus]

Truth within Regret au :3c

I think scythe would have a panic attack at some point. Like, she's learned that the cult was basically controlling her every thought and feeling, that she was basically a puppet being strangled by a string from the beginning... No wonder she would have a breakdown!

She probably has said breakdown on the elevator with Poob, and Poob ends up comforting her with their own optimistic thoughts and party-centric mindset. They end up becoming close friends after that, with Scythe being basically a guardian angel to Poob. They're in their own situations with cults, they gotta stick together, right?

~ 🎩 anon

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It's pretty cool seeing this AU evolve from just 'scythe in da elevator. What she doin lolz' to 'Scythe questions her entire life up to this point, has a major character arc, and goes to right her wrongs'.

And the bonding over similar trauma is sweet, too!

I'm genuinely invested in this, haha.

Edit: fixed a poor choice of words.

[dougielombax]

Sometimes Poob does not have it for you.

[greyfection-au-asks]

Pest and Poob designs.

// I forgot to post these--

To those who like Poob, I feel bad for you due to future events that occur after Poob escapes the train station and gets away from Pest.

Our poor extrovert's gonna be encountering a certain infected cat.

[w1tchcr4ftt]

my guy got wrecked. ill give him a bandaid

Gore warning mayhaps

[ho-ho-homosxual]

*to the tune of we didn’t start the fire*

Loss Comic, Piss Poor, Mushroom God, Hospital floor Blorbo Blingus, Moots, and The President’s shoelaces Vanilla Extract, Silent Ghoul, Goncharov is on Poob Spiders Georg, Destiel, Sexyman, 10k notes to me

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[lamperts-rokea]

It's headcanon time y'all (Except variety, but most of it is Lamper and for some reason a lotta music themed ones)

Lampert and Kas would sit down and just listen to music on repeat, talking and ranting about stuff. (And make out)

Lamperts favorite song in ROKEA is the Sunday Theme. His real favorite song is either Are You Satisfied? By MARINA or old 1930s no-lyric blues.

Mark listens to Mitski already, but he listened to it on repeat a few days after the divorce. While in his bed crying and building things.

Kas/fecteds favorite song is any song by Disko Warp, but he especially likes Deadbeat Boyfriend. (Ironic right?)

Wallter listens to old classical music, especially Beethoven ballads.

My poor Spud/Frank would listen to sea shanties and campfire songs :(

Pest truly feels nothing for Poob. He only sticks around because Poob makes pie with him.

PartyNoob and Pest cannot canonically die since they were made oldgen (talked about old/newgens in a different hc post), and Noobs and Guests are considered a different race from Robloxians.

Kasper is technically as old as the year Roblox made him, but since he stopped physically aging around his 20s, he says he's 23. To put this in context, in my hcs, the world is on year 2024 just like real life instead of 2009(the year Roblox was made). This makes Kas around 2000 years old.

Mark is completely attracted to men. Full on gay. Wallter is polysexual, meaning he can feel attraction to most genders. Pest is Aroace, and Poob is Asexual and panromantic.

Lampert used to go by Neo pronouns once upon a time after Kas introduced them to him. They were Light/lightself. He doesn't prefer them anymore, but he doesn't mind people using them. And yes I am considering him headcanonically Lampgender because I say so.

If Kassi were an inanimate shapeshifter like Lampert, she'd be either a computer, remote or arcade system like the one she has in her apartment.

Not a headcanon but I CANONICALLT HATE Gnarpy and STAT and they can BURN I'm sorry that's mean but I don't LiKE THEM AREGGSHSHD. They're both overrated especially Gnarpy

If Kas were to choose a song for/about Lampert he'd choose Always Forever by Cults or Something About You by Eyedress.