#posts that suck

[juney-blues]

410,757,864,530 dead cops is kinda a bad thing if you think about it because it implies at one point 410,757,864,530 alive cops ajnd like i'm glad they're dead but i don't think that many should even exist in the first place it's scary

[sieglinde-freud]

i hate him

[icannotgetoverbirds]

have a flop post. this post currently has zero notes and i will not be investing in it beyond maybe some commentary if necessary.

[devicecontact]

experiment 2 has Sanford and Deimos in it? What they gonna do? Experiment with eachother ?

[dyst-blogs]

i want a girl with a short skirt and a loooong...

looooooooooong

penis

*cakes all over the place

[abandonedniche]

kinda wish the trend of making nonbinary replacements for gendered words didn’t die out before it/its pronouns became more popular and accepted like imagine

🤢 boyfriend/girlfriend

😃 joystick

🤢 dude/dudette

😃 pet

🤢 husband/wife

😃 fuckmeat

🤢 brother/sister

🥰 fuckmeat

[wukongfeetpics]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[crow-whos-not]

what if sex had checkpoints and we called them sexpoints

[juney-blues]

Quattro Bajeena?! En esta economía?!

[digitalize-disturbed]

having sex with my stress ball youtuber boyfriend and he opens my pussy with a medical device and fills it with colored sand

[tubapun]

I try to microwave Mickey Mouse to make a statement on corporate greed but I accidentally grabbed the Kingdom Hearts version of him out of my unethically small Cage of Mickeys and now he's flipping around dodging the beams like Yoda fucked an ant

[candycatstuffs]

Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

[r0semultiverse]

Like music to my ears

[crow-whos-not]

if I were managing a hockey team I would simply make my goalie bigger and rounder. Perhaps using an air pump or water hose or even a lot of burgers

[lembowe]

i don't remember what originally inspired this but!!!! i think siffrin would be really happy to see other weather

[sedgewick-gayble]

1920s tumblr simulator

🎞 noirsuatoir Follow

Private detectives useless as hell all I do is sit behind a desk dramatically lit in black and white stripes by my half open blinds and smoke cigars. Living the dream

#privatedetective #detectivelife #i have 19 unsolved cases

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🎷 aceofspades Follow

prohibition hitting hard...making some bathtup gin tonight. DM for recipe

🎷aceofspades Follow

hopital

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🔘 deactivated-341925 Follow

Clara Bow is 20??!!!

🔘 deactivated-341925 Follow

SHE SHOULD BE AT THE SPEAKEASY

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🎙 fancy-nancyboy Follow

Smuggling some moonshine in my coat oh boy I sure do hope no big scary prohibition officer comes andbpins me and handcuffs me hahha oh nooo that would suck

#wink wink

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🍸 gladragz Follow

my thirsty ass could NEVER be a bootlegger!!!!

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🚬 runrummer Follow

Anyone else think some of those jc leyendecker drawings are kind of yaoi ....

#those arrow collar advertisments got me feelin smthn #jc leyendecker #jcleyendecker #jcl

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📻 flapperfanny-fan973 Follow

she speak on my easy till I jazz

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