#prepare to die

[0moon--jelly0]

"He's dead, Vizzini is," he said softly. And then, with not a bit of help from his brain, a great scream of panic burst from Fezzik's throat into the night. "Inigo!" and he whirled back down the mountain path, because if Inigo was alive, it would be all right; it wouldn't be the same, no, it could never be that without Vizzini to order them and insult them as only he could, but at least there would be some time for poetry, and when Fezzik reached the Cliffs of Insanity he said "Inigo, Inigo, here I am" to the rock and "I'm here, Inigo, it's your Fezzik"

From the Princess Bride novel

Inigo and Fezzik's friendship is so important to me. They have so much love for each other, it's so sweet to see.

[danaig13-blog]

Are you ready to die Inho?

[cybermangoes]

guys shes all i wanna draw help

also is Ibis paint not working for anyone else?

[amorfista-of-izalith]

Gaping dragon cinematic cutscene "storyboard" for a personal project, and Mergo's wet nurse for the lolz

Made during my work breaks throughout the past week 🫠

The gaping needs more frames to really capture its strength, I'll add them on the final version

[classygreydove]

The Untamed, but Princess Bride Edition Crack. Is Wei Wuxian Buttercup, Westley, or Miracle Max? The fandom may never know. Part 2 to be posted soon.

Ironically, I found a Wangxian Princess Bride crack au on ao3 after I started working on this, but I highly recommend giving as you wish by varnes a read, at the very least for the Yanqing appearance. If You Love Someone by CoatWrites is also a fabulous sapphic wangxian princess bride au, if a bit darker.

Found the memes (like [sad flute music] and [fairy lan zhan] on pinterest, if anyone knows who to credit for them lmk

[soapdispensersalesman]

[weirdcat1213]

EVIL EVIL CLIFFHANGER 10/10 YESSSS

[el-ffej]

Pope Leo XIV's first edict in the Conclave Council of Secrets:

"Unleash the Vatican Wetworks Division on JD Vance."

[hustlerose]

ok i'm running dnd in an hour and the players are gonna fight a medusa boss. one of the players in on a personal quest to ask her "did you curse my balls?"

what is she gonna say to that. i've known this was gonna happen for months and i have no response planned

[onemeh]

Inigo Montoya <3

My love <3

[int3rnztstar]

“mama I’m chasing a ghost… do I look like him?

let it go, I’ve decided to…

anything that lives inside of you…

I would never ever lie to you…

you ain’t ever gotta lie to me…

I’m everything that I’ve strived to be so…

do I look like him?”

- Tyler the creator, Like Him

The Princess Bride

[maggiec70]

Top 3 Jean Lannes hothead stories?

I am so sorry for meaning to answer this one and then forgetting. Just remember that I'm older than dirt, and depend on Post-Its to get through my life. In chronological order, then:

1801: throwing a gilt and tapestry-covered footstool at a mirror in the Tuileies because a fatuous emigre was allowed in to see First Consul Bonaparte before he was. The shattering glass was accompanied by a number of F-bombs.

1803: as French ambassador to the Portuguese Court, racing along the road in his carriage, overtaking the British envoy, Lord Fitzgerald, and tipping his coach into the ditch. Fitzgerald was not hurt, but the incident was the talk of Lisbon for days, and Fitzgerald was replaced soon afterwards.

1809: when a Bavarian minister of something or other tried to "confiscate" six dappled grey horses for the King of Bavaria currently residing in Lannes' stables, he was rewarded with a veritable explosion and threats of grave bodily harm as Lannes advanced on the minister, sword drawn, and a promise to toss him out the window. Unlike the defenestration of Prague, there was no convenient pile of manure beneath the window in question, and the Bavarian minster scuttled away.

[lollwutoof]

[creepie-n-squirrel]

[artistic-lightcycle]

PoV: You attacked the SGC and pissed of Jack by hurting the kids.

[robbno]

I was reading a map in the public library when...

"Hello. My name Inigo Montoya."

"You killed my father"

"Prepare to die"

*Epic music*

___________________________

Meanwhile

"You little piece of shi...."

I swear I'm a normal human being.