#probs husband vibes too

[panicatthecourtx]

Tweek is the "I got shit to do" person when he's sick. Meanwhile, Craig is the dramatic, "Tweek, it seems the plague has taken me - take Stripe if I pass". And he just has a cold. Tweek just stares at him like 🧍🏼‍♂️

[freckledsokka]

wip wednesday

a wee snippet of the self-indulgent tense-fuckery zukka fic i'm working on that no one asked for! most of this fic is sokka (ghost sokka? spirit sokka? who knows) waxing poetic about zuko grieving him, but i wrote this scene with korra for a touch of levity (while still being a little angsty).

note: this is NOT a reader fic. do not let the use of "you" fool you. this is fully from sokka's pov as if he's narrating this to zuko.

"You remind me of him," you tell the Avatar, something wistful tugging at the corner of your mouth, reaching to the creases of your eyes. Korra looks almost bashful, or maybe just flattered. "I get that a lot," she says quietly, as if it's a sore subject but she doesn't want to offend you by mentioning it. You smile at her, warm and reassuring. "I don't mean Aang." "Oh." She sounds surprised, which quickly gives way to embarrassed when you offer her an encouraging smirk to help the thought along. "Oh," she says again, nearly in a different octave. "Oh, I'm so sorry, I should have realized that's — of course, that's who you meant." She laughs nervously, waving her hand vaguely at herself. "Southern Water Tribe, duh." "It's not just that," you tell her, and her nervous energy seems to settle a little at the calm, smooth tone of your voice. "You have the same tenacity, the same spirit. He would be proud to see the Avatar you've become."

Korra is quiet for a moment, either out of respect or simply a loss for words. Then she smiles, a little sheepishly but no less grateful to be honored in such a way. "Tenzin told me he — the Chief? — was with you and my father the night the Red Lotus tried to kidnap me." She looks away, guilt seeping into the set of her shoulders, the way she wraps her arms across her chest. "I'm sorry, I — Did he —?" She glances back, eyes bright, pleading for some kind of forgiveness she doesn't need to be given. "Was it my fault?"

"Korra," you say slowly, frowning, placing a gentle hand on her arm. "What did Tenzin tell you? The Red Lotus had nothing to do with Sokka's passing."

Her eyes go wide. "Really? But he made it sound like — I mean, my dad became Head Chieftain not long after that, I thought —"

You can't help the chuckle low in the back of your throat, a rumble of distant thunder, warm as a summer storm. "No, Korra. Sokka never was particularly suited to be Chief. He felt it was time to pass it on, is all. That, and he felt he could do more good behind the scenes, or through his work in Republic City. But, more often than not, he was with me. Those years were some of our best." 

Korra lets out a trill of nerves, huffing in relief. "Thank the Spirits." A beat, the haunted look of someone who is technically thousands of years old yielding to the vulnerability of someone barely out of her teens carrying the weight of the Spirit and human worlds on her shoulders, knowing she is the reason your — our — friend is gone. This is the cycle we were all prepared for, and yet — "Is that why I barely remember him? Didn't he ever visit Katara at the compound? Why didn't he ever say hello?"

"I wish I could tell you, Korra, but he never gave me his reasons." A wry smile. "I'm sorry if I kept him from you."

Korra twists her mouth, setting her jaw defiantly. "Lord Zuko, if I may —" She isn't really asking permission and you know this, but you nod anyway. "That's bullshit, and you know it. He was your husband. Don't tell me you didn't know just because he didn't tell you."

Your mouth twitches knowingly, even as your expression remains impressively neutral. "I had my suspicions, of course."

"Which were?" Korra presses.

If she weren't the Avatar, I suspect you would've said something along the lines of None of your damn business or Nothing to concern yourself about. Being the Avatar still has its perks in dragging honesty out of you, it seems. Still, you manage to make it a whole production, sighing like it physically pains you to admit it. 

"He wanted to wait until you'd mastered all four elements before he would teach you" — an exaggerated eyeroll, fingers pinching the bridge of your nose — "the 'fifth element.'"

Korra's brow furrows. She blinks like she's waiting for a punchline. "The — what? There is no fifth element, unless you count energy, but —"

"I know," you agree, exhausted. "I know."

"Then what?" Korra demands, sounding as flabbergasted as she looks.

You take a deep breath, wearily replying, "Swordbending."

Korra is frozen for a moment, maybe in shock, maybe in disbelief. Then she bursts out laughing, bright and cool as snow crunching underfoot, until it dawns on her that maybe you weren't actually joking. "Wait, really?" she asks incredulously. "He actually wanted to — to teach me? Why didn't he just team up with Katara? Spirits, it would've been so much fun to have a swordmaster around."

"You told me you have to learn the elements in order, Zuko," you say in a poor imitation of my voice. It's been so long, you've almost forgotten it. "He didn't want to influence your bending, or distract you from your role as Avatar, or so I assume."

Korra huffs. "Sounds an awful lot like he did tell you things, then," she mutters indignantly.

You shrug. "Not in so many words. He said a lot without ever saying it." That wistful slant of your mouth softens into something closer to melancholy. "When you're with someone as long as I was with Sokka, you learn to read between the lines. We had our own language, in a way."

"But if you suspected, why didn't you say anything? Why not encourage him?"

There's a sadness in your smile, an ache in your eyes. "Because, young Avatar," you say gently, "you always think you'll have more time."

[lokigodofaces]

May I suggest a third potential?

The formally brainwashed party specifically breaks rules/laws. Even things they don't really want to do. Could be wearing atrocious color combinations. Could be being needlessly rude to someone. Could be speeding. Running red lights. Stealing random crap. Breaking random crap. Getting into fights.

From this you get two options for the motive: are they refusing to follow rules again and trying to prove to themselves and others that they're free? Or are they desperate for order and for someone to control them that they start breaking rules and laws to try to get someone to tell them what to do/arrest them?

I think characters who have been brainwashed should have absolutely bat shit insane trauma responses about it. Because you can do so much with it, y'know? It's so versatile.

On one extreme end of the brainwashing trauma response spectrum, you have someone who has the worst impulse control you've ever seen, like this person is prone to spontaneous behavior like no one has ever been before. They would drive into oncoming traffic just to prove that they're in control of themselves.

On the complete opposite extreme end, you have someone who needs to micromanaged, down to the minute details. It doesn't matter that they're in control of themselves again, they need someone telling them what to do, borderline at all times. They can't function without it. You could think the word jump and this person would already be in the air.

Please is anyone picking up what I'm putting down. There's potential here I think. Like. In general.

[kitten4sannie]

blinding faith (1)

fall in line now, bow your head

pairings: cult leader! yunho x disciple! reader (fem) x elder! mingi feat. husband! seonghwa

genre: twisted religious romance (if you can even call it that), smut, late 1970s setting

summary: when it’s revealed that you and Seonghwa are having trouble conceiving, the founder graciously offers his own divine solution.

bend your knee, Child of God

w.c: 4k

warnings: aged up dom! yunho, switch! mingi, subby innocent (?) reader, corruption kink, pet names (for mingi too <3), light pain kink, perversion, major sacrilegious vibes and behavior, heavy mxm, mingi sucks cock, breath play (m receiving), light spit/sweat kink, oral (receiving), fingering, unprotected sex, implied marathon sex, breeding kink, cum eating, squirting, an attempt at impregnation

a/n: this is dedicated to my loveliest lily <333 tho this is just part oneee i hope this helps you see the light if ykwim~ happy birthday babi 💕 so yeah this is pure filth,, like idk something must’ve happened to me when i wrote this but it’s prob bc i’m a yunwhore what can i say 🙂‍↕️🫶🏼 oh and thank you all so very much for getting me to 4.6k followers ;; it means the absolute world to me >< anygaysss happy readinggg and please do lemme know if you’re excited for the second part 🖤

song recs: sunshine of your love by cream - starboy by the weeknd - judas by lady gaga (i’m just a Holy Fool, oh baby, it’s so cruel, but i’m still in love with Judas, baby~~)

As a broke, faithless runaway, especially during such a turbulent decade, you didn’t have many options, to say the least. There was no phone that you could use for miles, not a single soul in sight that you could ask for directions or for a dime they could spare, no map to look at to familiarize yourself with your surroundings — not that it mattered. Why would God provide you with what you needed when your existence itself was an accident? Your own flesh and blood didn’t want you, instead dropping you off at some rundown orphanage while you were still coated in your mother’s vernix caseosa, and crying incessantly for her, for someone, to feed you. 

When you were old enough to make rash decisions, you decided that anywhere else was better than that hellish place, tired of waiting for a new pair of faceless parents to force you into their life like a misshapen puzzle piece, instead taking your fate into your own trembling hands. 

That was what led you to come across the small, seemingly abandoned town that was located within the forest that you had been wandering inside for so long. All of the quaint, hand-built houses and buildings surrounded a tall, white picturesque church — one you had recognized from the various postcards that you and some of the other orphans had been handed by someone in a long white robe outside of the orphanage, listening intently to their promises of the love and acceptance you would feel if you joined their cause. 

And that was when you met him, the man that would alter your life forever, taking away what could’ve been, and instead molding it into what He wanted, what God wanted.

He was hammering in the very last nail into the very last board of wood that kept the church together when he heard the sound of your dirty feet shift through the forest foliage behind him. As if he had been waiting for your arrival, he hummed softly and headed into your direction, not giving you the opportunity to escape when his sweaty, calloused hands enveloped yours, inviting you in with his friendly honey brown eyes, his cracked lips twisting upwards into a smile that sent a wave of instinctual fear into your heart, before his soft, warm words lured you in, forever holding you captive. 

“You’ve finally arrived, my child. Welcome home.” 

-

Over the years, you were taught by Yunho, your beloved leader, your savior, your everything, that God allowed those he loved the most, those that remained tied to their earthly bonds, to endure deep suffering and endless tribulations — because within that pain, within that humiliation, laid pleasure. Unimaginable pleasure that sat just below the surface. Yunho took great satisfaction in reaching into the darkness, into the depths, and ripping it out with his silver trimmed talons, always willing to graciously bestow it upon his followers. 

There was no greater joy than to witness the moment his dear flock began to walk in the truth. He savored the sweet sounds of ecstasy that tore out of their sweat-ridden throats, longed for the moment their rosy faces ceased their contortions, their lips, wet with saliva, their unfocused eyes, wet with tears, knowing that another one of his beloved disciples had seen the light. And they would always look up at him with delicious desperation, begging for another chance to catch a glimpse of heaven once more. And, only because of his unending benevolence and boundless love, he brought them back, expecting nothing in return, except for their undying loyalty. 

Yet, none of them were ever as loyal as you, even after you met a lovely man within the congregation to wed. You were still his angel from above. If only he had clipped your wings sooner.  

There you were, sitting inside the garden with the other couples, the prettiest flower of them all, just waiting to be plucked, with your husband’s arms wrapped around you from behind, his hands resting gently against your stomach, your hands over his, your head hung downwards, a small, sullen frown gracing your lovely face. Why was his sweetest lily wilting the way she was, instead of holding herself high, closer to the sun, to his everlasting love?

As soon as Yunho made his presence known within the bountiful garden that he had planted with his own two hands so many years ago, his followers grew quiet and offered him their full attention. He basked in it as he made his way in your direction, offering his touch to many of the people nearby, allowing them the privilege of bringing his jewelry-adorned hands up to their cheeks, which he caressed, or their trembling lips, which he brushed gently with his thumbs. 

The warmth and light of the sun on your face suddenly disappeared, causing you to look up, your reddened eyes growing wide upon the sight of your savior standing before you. You watched with bated breath as he reached his hand out from behind his back and brought it up to your face, placing a small flower behind your ear. “Savior…”

“Savior, what have we done to be blessed with your presence?” Seonghwa asked, nuzzling his cheek into Yunho’s rough palm once he offered it to him. 

“I wanted to check on the progress of your union.” Yunho smiled kindly down at Seonghwa, before returning his attention to you, who continued to gaze up longingly in his direction. “Are you with child, my dearest Y/N?” 

You bit down into your bottom lip, your eyes brimming with tears. “I’m so sorry, Savior….We’ve been trying our hardest to contribute to your beautiful congregation, yet I remain barren.” You shook your head out of frustration, a stream of tears spilling down your cheeks. “We don’t understand why God has not graced us.” 

“Oh, my sweet child. Do not ever allow yourself to cry for sorrow, or pain, but out of joy, of pleasure,” Yunho taught, angling his head down further to gaze at your deliciously distraught expression, unable to keep himself from running his tongue across his bottom set of teeth, pressing one talon underneath your chin, so that you obediently angled it upwards without him having to tell you.

“Yes, Savior…” you whispered, gasping softly at the feeling of the cult leader’s sharpened fingers carefully wiping your remaining tears away, your admiration and love for him sprouting more and more within your beating heart. 

Humming, Yunho lowered himself to his knees in front of the both of you, pressing his hands into your stomach through your thin garments. His benevolent smile deepened, his eyes displaying a darkness neither of you could see, not with the allusive veil he had placed over your own. “I will assist you in bearing offspring, my dear. Please come to my bedchambers after supper, and I will show you the true meaning of faith.” 

“We offer you a thousand thanks for your grace, Savior…” Seonghwa bowed his head to Yunho, just before he pressed his lips lovingly against your cheek, which you reciprocated without hesitation. Your dear husband sighed with great relief, resting his temple on yours, his long, curled locks tickling your face, his hands returning to your stomach, placing them over Yunho’s this time around. 

Despite the tranquility you felt, the sun still shining, a gentle breeze cooling your warm skin, the comforting smell of earth and flowers keeping you grounded, the sound of birds chirping in the trees above your head — there was still something else that you couldn’t quite shake off, something that sat just below the surface of your distorted mind. If you truly wanted to see what it was, you would have to get your hands dirty and dig it up yourself. But, for now, you would live in bliss, in heaven, feeding off of the love and mercy your savior offered you.

Yunho tilted his head to the side, reaching up to adjust the flower that began to fall from your ear, pushing a few strands of hair behind it. He studied your suddenly unreadable gaze from underneath his wispy lashes, his tongue just barely slipping past his curled lips to lick at them. “Is there something on your mind, my lily?”

You simply smiled back at him, your eyelids lowering, batting your own lashes at him. “I’m just admiring my savior and the safe haven he created for us. Makes me want to cry those tears of joy.” You briefly mirrored the perversion he had let slip out only a moment ago. “Of pleasure.” 

It was then that Yunho began to grow stiff from beneath his heavy garments, biting at his lip as an attempt to keep himself grounded. This was why you were his favorite. You were his flower to water, to grow, and to tear away from your roots as he pleased. Everything in the garden was his, after all. God told him so. 

-

“My love, my heart, my dearest angel, why do you look at me this way?  With those tears in your eyes? With such devotion?” Yunho sighed out against your flushed cheek, his body flush against yours, the cold metal of his rosary splayed across your hot skin. You simply couldn’t speak, not with the way he was spilling inside you yet again. 

The corners of his lips quirked up into a sadistic smile, his warm, uneven puffs of breath hitting the bottom of your jaw, as he clutched your slick, trembling thighs, holding them farther apart to ensure that he could continue accessing the heaven you kept in between them, the hot, wet haven you allowed your savior to access. “Is it because I’m filling you with my own devotion? Does knowing that my seed will soon grant new life inside of you bring you to tears, Y/N?”

You gazed up at your savior past your wet lashes, reaching down to press your hands into your stomach, feeling the outline of his pulsing cock that twitched inside of you and dribbled a few more beads of cum into your womb, a lust-struck expression carved into your flushed features. “It would be an honor to carry your young, Savior. I’d do anything to carry on your legacy of love.” 

“Anything, my dear?” Yunho whispered carefully near your ear, as though he were testing you, before running his tongue along your jaw to get a taste of your essence, slowly making his way down your body, unable to keep himself from tasting your salty skin along the way. “Even though Seonghwa is your beloved husband?” 

“Anything. I might be his wife, but you’re my savior, Yunho,” you sighed lovingly as a delightful shiver shot down your spine, not a single doubt present within your meticulously molded mind. Your ideas of the world, your life, its purpose — your saving grace had always been Yunho. How could he not be? Considering he built you himself, with great precision and care. You were the intricate tapestry he painstakingly sewed together year by year, each painful jab of his silver needle acting as a reminder of his divine love for you. 

“Say my name again,” Yunho exhaled, his lips ghosting along your abdomen to your navel, unable to keep himself from tonguing it for his own pleasure, his talons leaving red streaks along your skin. 

“Yunho,” you repeated, watching as the older man settled in between your thighs, his lips and tongue already exploring your slick entrance, gasping at the sensation of him lapping up his own release once it dribbled out of you.

“Again,” he commanded, his sharp eyes boring into yours from below, pinching your clit in between his teeth, his talons digging into your thighs. 

“Yunho..!” You looked down at him with such sincerity, it had the potential to touch Yunho’s corrupted heart, your fingers sifting through his sweat-soaked raven locks, tugging on it once he filled you with his long tongue. You were growing feverish, losing sight of why you were there in the first place. “Don’t stop, Savior…Need more...”

Yunho dragged his tongue over the entirety of your cunt, blowing on it just to make you shudder. “Is that what you tell your husband when you want his cock? What else do you tell him?”

You chewed on your bottom lip, feeling your cunt pulse. “Am I selfish for wanting more of your love? Am I a sinner for wanting you to fill me? I’ll go to hell a thousand times if it means I can have my savior’s love inside me once more...”

The seasoned cult leader’s long-lasting poison was far stronger, far more potent than your sincerities, especially when he administered it to his favorite prey in the most pleasurable, most effective way — with his sweet, saccharine lies that poured out like honey past his shiny, pointed teeth and rough, curled tongue that continued its ministrations on your puffy, used cunt.  “Oh, please don’t say things like that, angel. You’ll ruin me for everyone else.” 

In reality, you were the one he was ruining, corrupting, defiling — and all in the name of God. It made the cult leader so stiff, he could hardly keep his composure. 

You whined softly, shuddering underneath his touch, your hand forming a fist, gripping Yunho’s hair tighter and tighter, the longer he licked at your slit and sucked on your clit like a starved man. “Yunho, please…I won’t last much longer….” 

“Would that be such a sin, angel? If you released onto my tongue?” Yunho asked in between lingering licks, his tongue hot and heavy against your leaking cunt, using two fingers to keep your fluttering hole on display for his viewing pleasure, his silver talons gently pressing into your soft flesh. He wondered if he should continue admiring the mess of cum he painted your walls with, or use his saliva-streaked tongue and lips to slurp it out of you, his free hand attempting to milk his slick, throbbing cock. Decisions, decisions. 

Yunho wouldn’t have the time to make one, because just then, the cult leader’s most trusted confidant, Song Mingi, knocked on the door and entered without being granted permission, very aware of the privileges he had as a respected elder. The white-haired man saw the nude, disheveled state you were in, your white ceremonial garments laying in a pile on the floor, the love-struck look in your teary, doe eyes, your trembling, marked-up legs still obediently spread open wide for your savior, knowing you’d let Yunho fill and abuse your poor cunt until he saw fit. 

“Elder Song, are you going to continue standing there drooling like a dog or are you going to come here?” Yunho asked gruffly, rubbing the pad of his thumb relentlessly into your clit, all while he glowered at the younger man over his shoulder. 

Mingi quickly strided over to his leader’s side, sinking to his knees, looking up at him with his apologetic, round eyes. “I…have news, sir. It is of great importance.” 

Yunho shook his head slightly, letting out a small chuckle. “The news can wait, Mingi,” the cult leader began softly, reaching over to caress the other man’s cheek, making sure the younger man’s gaze was fixed solely on him. “Can I ask you for something?” 

Mingi nodded intently, his lips parted, taking short breaths, as if he was waiting with great anticipation. “Anything, Savior. What do you need from me?” 

It was then that Yunho brought the tip of his reddened cock to Mingi’s mouth, drops of pre-cum getting onto his plump, parted lips, his once softened gaze contorting into one of pure perversion. “Can you be a good boy and open up? Hm, princess?” 

Mingi closed his eyes, as an attempt to hide the way they rolled underneath his eyelids and the influx of arousal that had spread throughout his body like a virus, his sudden heavy breathing and flushed cheeks betraying him. “Yes, savior,” he moaned out, just as Yunho’s stiff cock filled up his drooling mouth, trying his best not to choke as he repeatedly took it down his tight throat. 

Yunho tossed his head back, a few drops of sweat sliding along his straining jaw and staining the bed below, gripping the back of Mingi’s head to make sure he didn’t stop worshiping his cock. “That’s it, princess. You’re taking it so well.” 

Mingi groaned wantonly, beginning to grind his own leaking cock against the side of the bed, not even caring that his knees began to ache from being pressed into the hardwood floor below. He found himself gazing down at you, his body on fire from being watched by his savior’s favorite angel, beginning to gag around Yunho’s thick length once he began ramming it down his throat with abandon. 

When you let out a small whine from witnessing such a visceral display of power and submission taking place right in front of you, Yunho reminded you with shaky words, “Don’t worry, my angel, this is all for you. Mingi here is going to transfer my love to you once I…Oh, God–”

Mingi’s gaze returned to his savior above, a few tears slipping down his flushed cheeks, his jaw aching from the way Yunho bottomed out completely inside his bulging throat, only to find his oxygen supply suddenly being cut off when the older man pinched his nose. 

“You trust me, don’t you, princess?” Yunho asked in an eerily calm tone, not bothering to hide his sadistic tendencies in that moment, throbbing inside the young man’s throat upon seeing his small nods and hearing the tiny, breathless squeaks he made. It was then that he held Mingi completely still until his face began to grow red. 

Just when he thought he might pass out, his vision sporting a fuzziness around the edges that reminded him of the television set Yunho had put inside the community room, his throat had finally become unblocked. As he gasped for air, he watched Yunho’s eyes roll into his skull, hot, white ropes of cum splattering onto Mingi’s lolled-out tongue. Before he could swallow, Yunho grabbed his chin and guided him in between your legs. 

“Impregnate her, princess. For me,” Yunho whispered into Mingi’s ear, his digits forming a V against your pulsing cunt, spreading you open for Elder Song. 

Not letting a drop go to waste, Mingi pursed his lips and sent a wad of cum directly into you, before shoving his tongue in as deep as it would go. He fucked the warm milkiness into you, with sloppy desperation, like the demon dog he was. He looked up to you for approval, which you gave, through your cries of pleasure and your fingers suddenly tugging at his snow white hair. He didn’t even realize he had lost his own composure, until he was whining and whimpering against your slick cunt, soiling his once pristine garments with his sticky load.   

Once Yunho watched Mingi pull his tongue out, a few strands of milky saliva connecting his plump lips to your cunt, the cult leader tapped your puffy pussy. “Good boy. Can you fill her up with those thick fingers of yours now?” 

Mingi huffed and puffed, trying to catch his breath, his pupils blown wide when he looked to Yunho for guidance. “Two? Three? How many, sir?” 

“As many as you need to make sure my seed reaches her womb,” Yunho reassured in a gravelly voice, watching as Mingi hovered over you, drops of saliva falling from his open mouth and onto your pleasured face, easily slipping in three fingers up to his knuckles. 

Yunho leisurely flicked, squeezed, and rolled your puffy clit, admiring Mingi’s relentless pursuit in finger-fucking you into a state of pure ecstasy, throbbing at the sight of his precious loads dripping down along the other man’s straining wrist and along his veined forearm. “Very good, princess. She’ll be nice and round soon, thanks to your support. Your hard work won’t go unnoticed.” 

Mingi bit down into his bottom lip, a few groans slipping out, despite his effort to conceal just how much his leader’s praise affected him. “Thank you, Savior. Now, I’ll make your angel cry out to the Lord,” he began breathily, locking eyes with Yunho for a moment, their digits working in tandem to send you over the edge, their focus returning to you. “Let it be done.” 

“Amen,” Yunho sighed, bringing his precious rosary up to his mouth to kiss, the metal cold against his warm lips. 

When you began to writhe around, your focus shifting to the various crosses that were nailed to the wall, your forceful release causing your bruised body to seize up, the cult leader suddenly grabbed your chin with his talons, the tips of them stabbing into your skin, drawing blood, making you whimper. His crazed eyes bored into your barely open ones, looking as if he was about to come undone himself, despite not touching himself. “You see it, don’t you, Y/N? Heaven? Isn’t it beautiful?” 

It was all too much. The pain. The pleasure. Elder Song watching closely as your squirt soaked his tan skin and the mattress underneath your jolting body, a demonic smile painting his sharp, seraphic face. Your savior clutching you so tight that you bled, his seed blossoming within your womb. It was then that you fell unconscious, your body falling limp against the feather-filled quilt. 

Yunho ran his jewelry-adorned fingers along your jaw, letting them graze your neck, down to the cross necklace that laid against your chest. “What did you need to tell me, Mingi?” 

Mingi pushed his sweaty bangs back, taking in a deep breath and letting it out, trying to find his composure. “We have two new visitors. They mentioned Y/N by name, and claimed that they grew up in the same orphanage as her. They were hoping to find her here, so that they could…” 

Yunho turned his head to glare at Mingi, his gaze alone making Mingi cower. “They want to take her away from me, don’t they? From us? From God?” 

Mingi began to scratch at his neck, leaving red streaks behind. “They believe that they can provide her with a better life.” 

“And what life could be better than one of enlightenment? Of purity? What could those heathens possibly offer my Y/N that I can’t?” Yunho suddenly erupted, his anger being directed towards Mingi, who lowered his head down, staring at the cross that hung past his chest. 

Yunho’s face twitched slightly, his once rage-filled expression dissipating as soon as it had surfaced, as if it had never been there in the first place. It was a simple trick of the light. He placed his hand on Mingi’s shoulder, squeezing it gently, until the unusually timid man found the courage to meet his gaze. “Mingi.” 

“Sir?” 

Yunho hummed to himself, catching onto the way your breath hitched, as if you had suddenly held it, his honey brown eyes gleaming with pride, and something else, something indistinguishable. “Offer them a room and dinner, oh, and invite our guests to the annual communion on Sunday.” 

“Right away, sir,” Mingi replied, getting up from the bed and exiting the room. He pressed his back into the mahogany door and shut his eyes, carefully sliding his fingers into his drooling mouth to savor the taste of his savior’s seed and his angel’s release. 

Once he was alone with you, Yunho reached down to brush a few strands of hair out of your eyes, smiling knowingly at the sight of them opening. “How much did you hear, sweet girl?”

“Enough,” you whispered carefully, as if you were testing him. You might have been the flower inside his clutches, but you still had thorns. 

Yunho began to chuckle softly, before it grew louder and louder, his pleased laughter ringing out through the halls. 

One of your threads was beginning to come undone. Nothing a little stitching couldn’t fix. 

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[aploheartz]

Intro Post <3 | Open? 1.<yes> 2.<no> . . . <yes selected, opening — >

My ( @apexhaven ) romantic selfship / fictional other blog, might have other types of selfships (ie: familial) but they won't go here. Probably. Unless I change this to not just being romantic f/os.

I'm dating Casper aka Grimmy as I'll also call him here among maybe other nicknames, from the game A Date With Death; Mammon from Obey Me!, who I'll also call by nicknames such as Mamm and noodleboy; Affogato Cookie, Black Sapphire Cookie, and Pure Vanilla Cookie, all three from Cookie Run Kingdom; Mystery from KPop Demon Hunters; and debating a few others. Fine with sharing for all unless specifically stated otherwise, I don't see why not when this would apply regardless in that I don't mind the idea of any partner of mine having other partners tbh (usually). Currently Pure Vanilla is probably what I'd consider to be my Main F/O I think? Unsure on sharing for Mystery.

Will prob in terms of relationship refer to Casper as my f/o, boyfriend, and maybe hubby or husband but we aren't married, just dating. I don't like the idea of marriage for myself. (previously just said "I don't like marriage" but that was easy to and had been misunderstood). As for with Mammon, sticking with f/o and boyfriend only feels right for now. Not sure for the cookies but definitely dating as a term plus ofc f/os, probably boyfriends, and with those three I kinda see it as a polyam in my mind. Mystery is f/o, partner, and boyfriend I reckon. Pretty boys >w<

Uh call me whatever you want but for here ig specific name to use can be Aplo / Apollo or any other name you can find for me from my other blogs or make something up I like random nicknames.

Anyone can interact idc but I block freely for whatever reason whether it be comfort or I just don't like someone etc doesn't matter. Also have something like this as a userbox a bit further down.

#apollo reblogs = any and all reblogs from other blogs even if I add comments or it's another of my own blogs (unless I forget to tag them which may happen sometimes)

#apollo rambles = all original posts / non reblogs / reblogs of my own posts on this acc

#apollo chats = inbox posts, if I get anything, will probably be paired with the rambles tag too, may also apply to reblogging asks I've sent to others in relation to things here

some posts of mine or reblogs I consider important below cut, including an ask game I'm currently trying if anyone wants to send me asks for it (please do I like interaction)

decor credits: dividers by enchanthings and dollywons | userboxes by genicpunk, selfship-help, sillyselfshipper, and selfshipuserbox

that one's the ask game ^

[slytherinshua]

SLYTHERINSHUA'S 2024 TUMBLR REVIEW

(except it's me and i'm a bit unhinged w the stats)

TOP 5 FICS

brought the heat back (1764 notes)

anton boyfriend headcanons (1611 notes)

you, me, and bulbasaur (1266 notes)

texts with boyfriend jaehyun (1248 notes)

boynextdoor and kisses (1167 notes)

LONGEST FIC

burnt promises, second chances (14521 words)

SHORTEST FIC

handholding with tws (200 words)

TOP 5 FAV FICS

burnt promises, second chances (seventeen - wonwoo), this beast of a fic was just a labour of love tbh and it will always be one of my favs even though i could probably write it better now. it was honestly just a milestone in my writing career and i still love it !!

love explosion (&team ot9), i just thought this fic was super cute and it was fun to write, it's probably a bit of recency bias too but who cares!!

i wish you could hear my lullaby (nu'est - minhyun), a sad sad fic but i thought i portrayed the emotions well and honestly i just love minhyun

the night where it ended (zerobaseone - hanbin), part of a series of fics that prob defined slytherinshua 2024, but this one is my fav of the 3 in the series. the saddest part but i absolutely love how i wrote that death scene.

113 l seungjun (onf - seungjun), gotta be at least one onf fic on this list !! honestly this pick is more about the vibes than anything else. i always wanted to write a beautiful beautiful au and i'm so glad i did and did it for seungjun. i would definitely love to write more onf lore fics in the future :)

CROSSOVER FICS

pepperup potion (hogwarts crossover)

ruby out of control (steven universe crossover)

my heart returns (whisper of the heart crossover)

seventeen atla headcanons (avatar the last airbender crossover)

burnt promises, second chances (avatar the last airbender crossover)

FICS WRITTEN FOR MOOTS

kiss and makeup (sejun) written for @sunoo-bby

a jerk or not (eunseok), paris rain (anton), velvet and silk (yongha), you're worth it (anton), california love (doy), late night kisses (doy), pearls (one), sangha soft thought (sangha), just us two (shinyu), first kiss (anton), birthday girl (sangha), gambit (park jihoon), hanse headcanons (hanse) written for @eternalgyu

cherry bows (s.coups), chocolate cake (intak), really? in a cafe? (seunghyub), one more kiss (seunghan), you're such a dork (taeyong), leehan soft thought (leehan), fish ≠ human (leehan), texts with boyfriend leehan (leehan), texts with boyfriend sion (sion), soul soft thought (soul), dongsung soft thought (dongsung), riku soft thought (riku), troublemaking (ryo), hold my heart, keep it safe (jeno), for a million years (seunghan), nights with you (soobin), the night where it ended (hanbin), gunil soft thought (gunil), theo soft thought (theo), summer's #1 perk (gyuvin), boy dad intak (intak), cherry berry (sakuya) written for @blue-jisungs

imperfect weddings (seo yul) written for @candewlsy

snack break (hyojin), sleep is the best medicine (seungkwan), hyojin headcanons (hyojin) written for @wheeboo

golden retriever (mingyu) written for @mangocustard16

cooking with prince (prince), texts with boyfriend yushi (yushi) written for @haecien

dk soft thought (dk) written for @planetkiimchi

gunwook soft thought (gunwook), hey, sleepyhead (subin) written for @chewryy

jaehyun soft thought (jaehyun), 2am crisis (yujin) written for dodo (deactivated acc pls come back pookie)

flustered (kangmin), beautiful stranger (fuma), shinyu soft thought (shinyu), husband material (matthew), a bit tipsy (chanhee), on the bleachers (juyeon), too good to be true (hyunjae), shut your pretty mouth (eric), without words (sunghoon), sejun soft thought (sejun), sacrifice (eric), pepperup potion (harua), washed away (k) written for @hursheys

how lucy hugs (lucy), the breaking point (gwangil), caring hands (sangyeop) written for @completely-zoned-out

did we just fall in love? (leehan) written for @lxvemaze

i think my cat likes you (cha hun) written for @tocupid

reborn, undead (hanbin) written for @nonononranghaee

of doubts and mistakes (woodz) written for @from-izzy

winter's jealousy (jungsu) written for @loserlvrss

just for a week (soobin), my jewel (hueningkai) written for @soobchwe

tabloids gonna love this (hueningkai) written for @seokminfilm

slice of cake (wonwoo) written for @k1eev

the first snow (jo) written for @nicholasluvbot

how to approach you (ej) written for @fae-renjun

REQUESTED FICS POSTED - 101

GROUP I WROTE THE MOST FICS FOR - boynextdoor (22 fics)

IDOL I WROTE THE MOST FICS FOR - leehan (11 fics)

NUMBER OF GROUPS WRITTEN FOR - 28

NEW GROUPS I WROTE FOR - 12

2024 MILESTONES

reaching 2000 followers & 3000 followers!! joining more networks, meeting new amazing mutuals, writing for so many groups, hosting multiple events and many more <3

GOALS FOR 2025

reach 5000 followers!! write another long fic (10k+) or multiple!! write for wayv, cix, and day6 (plus other new groups i decide to stan in 2025!!), grow the &team writing community on tumblr, and of course get more ppl to stan onf <3

FAV BLOGS THIS YEAR

@wheeboo @blossom-hwa @raevyng @nicholasluvbot @lxvemaze

@blue-jisungs @fae-renjun @hursheys

FAV FICS I'VE READ THIS YEAR

you know i love you by @lxvemaze

partly moon, partly sun by @blossom-hwa

attractive attention by @hursheys

promise, love burning brighter than a fire, tattoo by @blue-jisungs

every time we touch by @nicholasluvbot

tell me that you love me, hi (i love you), rain or shine by @wheeboo

weather the storm by @planetkiimchi

first to know you, first to love you by @gluion

petrichor by @welcometomyoasis

if it's all i do: my heart beats true, one day robots will cry by @lxveille

tattooed heart by @juyeoniemyhoney

NUMBER OF FICS WITH MAIN CHARACTER DEATH - 4

NUMBER OF FIANCE/HUSBAND FICS - 22

NUMBER OF PREGNANCY/BABY FICS - 4

NUMBER OF NURSING TROPE FICS - 14

WORDS TO MUTUALS

to defining moots of 2024, my best friends in the whole world, who i wake up excited to talk to every day

@eternalgyu my soulmate forever and ever, i will never stop loving our conversations, the groups we stan together, the fic ideas, the calls, the games, and everything in between. my life is infinitely better because of you and i would have never even started on tumblr without your push for it <33 you are really the reason behind this whole blog and me pursuing writing more seriously as a hobby so i am always forever grateful to you hannie :(( i love you 🥹

@hursheys we fight every day but it still brings a smile to my face regardless. i said i wouldn't be sappy but here i am deal w it 👹 i loved introducing you to all the groups this year, it was genuinely some of my favourite memories this year. i've really wanted a christian friend who i could be close with which is something i've never had because of constant moves. and it's so nice to have met someone who actually gets me, who is so similar to me in almost every way, who i can annoy every single day and tell to kys 🙂‍↕️

@blue-jisungs my baby!!!! we always have each others backs whether it is sharing fic ideas or writing fics for each other, talking about wishies and tws babies and bonedo <33 i just love how close we've become in 2024 and now we talk like every single day it's truly become routine by now 🥹🥹 and i wouldn't have it any other way. you always make my day better when you text <3 my kyo forever and ever!! i'll always be your soul hehe :D

to all my other moots (i cannot tag you all cause tumblr will not let me post ksdksd), thank you so much from the bottom of my heart for being my friends, talking to me, loving my blog and my fics. whether we met in a net, or through each others fics, or just randomly i appreciate and love every single one of you. you all make my life so much fun and enjoyable. tumblr really has become my happiness and i'm so glad i can share it with all of you <33

and lastly, to all of my followers, the one's who have gotten me to 3000 on this blog. i love you so much. all the anons who have come talked to me. all the people who have requested fics, participated in events, read my fics, liked my fics, commented on my fics, reblogged my fics, thank you all so much. you've made 2024 such a memorable year for me and this blog!! truly the best year this blog has seen i truly believe. i hope i've given someone the same amount of happiness and enjoyment that everyone on tumblr has given me. i love you all <3 cheers to 2025 being even better!!

[endless-cadence]

Not that anyone asked but here's my personal list of my kengan character crushes

1. Agito (help I love our autistic 6'7 motorbike boy)(would pick as husband. Trainable due to lack of experience. Wouls carry me around like princess)(I'm obsessed I have a problem)

2. Raian (evil chaos boyfriend, I love him too, could cause drama together)

3. Ohma (dont have to explain this one I feel. Would never eat dinner alone, would be fine with me having my own life and schedule)

4. Gaolang (husband with least training required)

5. It gets murky from here cuz idk but probs tied between kureishi (kinky) and takayama (serious mystery vibes, secret nice boy)

Best friend ranking

1. Cosmo (my fave grappling twink seems ideal for gossip)

2. Gaolang (reliable, already trained to put up with crazy extroverts) ((likes kareoke))

3. The 4 idiots (permanent fun)

4. Ohma for sure. Good insights, don't have to talk the whole hangout, always down to eat

ADD YOURS IM CURIOUS

[torialefay]

I'm new to the conversation but when it comes to guiding in bed, I think it's perfectly fine for a 25 and older man to not be experienced and need guidance

I met my now husband when he was 25, he was raised strictly religious and didn't have any idea what he was doing sexually he learned through me. If you are not willing to provide guidance to these men who may not know much how do you expect them to ever learn, and be better

I think it is a very close minded view to have if you think that all men suck in bed and shouldn't be guided if they need it, regardless of age, you dont know their past, not everyone is a sex god and will rock your world every single time 🤷‍♀️

Granted some men do suck I know it believe me, been there but its not all and I do think Bang chan would be good, I'm not sure if its his personality or overal presence but he gives me the vibe hed know what to do, I believe he could be shy possibly but when comfortable he would do anything to please with confidence

Sorry for talking too much Toria

you're not talking too much, baby! i'm so glad you're sharing & i love being able to hear the side of someone who is married!!

one thing i'll say is that, now that you've got me thinking about it, it honestly would be hard to be in someone like your husband's position. to be expected to pull all of this crazy shit when you've just never really had the ability to even try things out. especially bc most men (generalizing, so im wrong for some) are just happy as hell to have someone that wants to fuck them, but then they also have the nerves of being like "oh wait i have no fucking clue what i'm doing omg". just trembling in the corner trying not to fumble the hole 😭😭

i think a lot of this combo is obviously talking too ab what kind of relationship you're looking for. do you want fwb? then yeah, you probably don't wanna be with someone who sucks. but if you want to pursue a real relationship with them, then it's different. any guy who is decent will want to make sure you're having a good time too. and if they aren't interested enough to learn what you like, they prob arent interested enough to actually be with you.

thank you for your views anon 🥺❤️❤️

[jadepearl]

I cannot bring myself to like (show) Rhaenys. Here are the reasons:

1. She, much like Alicent, seems to take all the negative emotions she feels towards Viserys and directs them towards Rhaenyra- there were better ways to tell Rhaenyra that her claim would be contested (in fact, im of the opinion that show! Rhaenys started disliking Nyra a little more after Viserys refused to disinherit her after after having his precious [sarcasm] son.) I’ve got more thoughts on this but that’s for later.

2. Her (lovely, but extremely pathetic) gay son. The GAY son that she knew was gay. The GAY son that she suspected would not be able to fuck/ impregnate a woman. The GAY son she knew would ABSOLUTELY be destroyed by the game. THE GAY SON THAT SHE WED TO THE WOMAN SHE KNEW WOULD NEED CHILDREN!!!! The entire situation with the (alleged/rumored) bastards of Nyra is a situation that Rhaenys and Coryls themselves had a hand in- they knowingly married their very gay son to Nyra knowing that she would need heirs and that it was entirely (re:extremely) possible that Laenor would not be able to bed/fuck her. Like how is she going to wake up and be like “oh my hod, my son was cuckolded” as if her son also hadn’t been cuckolding Nyra??? Like if she was going to turn a blind to Laenor sleeping w/ Qarl she could’ve afforded Nyra that same willful ignorance. Instead she chose to be mad at Nyra for making the best out of situation that Rhaenys and Corlys and her father, and even fucking Laenor put her in!!!!

3. Her attitude w/ the Velaryon Boys( see point above) those boys exist because her son could not do his duty !!! It is not a Nyra problem- it is not as simple as Nyra deciding to cuckold her husband. Nyra needed children- she TRIED with Laenor, both of them were extremely uncomfortable and it didn’t work- and Laenor apologized for being unable to his duty and instead it was decided upon that they ( the boys) would be granted the Velaryon name upon birth. He did not sire those boys (allegedly) but he did love them!!! This is the crux of my issue w/ Rhaenys- if Laenor hated those boys, I could justify her anger, excuse it maybe- but he didn’t. He didn’t hate them, didn’t cure their existence (was he a good father? No. Absolutely not. Very absent at best. But he loved them, and he cared for Nyra and so he took them as his own and gave them his family name) Rhaenys being angry/upset/etc over the outcome of a situation that she/corlys/Viserys all pushed those two into is fucking annoying and really- pardon my speak- grinds my fucking gears. You don’t get to force your gay son and your little cousin into a marriage and get shocked when your GAY son can’t fuck a woman. Especially not when you suspected that your GAY SON WOULDNT BE ABLE TO FUCK A WOMAN??? because those are the vibes show! Rhaenys gives off (yes my son is gay, no I don’t think he’ll ever be able to fuck a woman, but how dare his wife not simply live a childless life- who cares if she needed children, doesn’t she know how those looks?) why did Rhaenys not think about how it would look before marrying them?? Did she really expect the HEIR TO THE IRON THRONE TO LIVE A CHILDLESS LIFE ALL BECAUSE HER (again lovely, but rather pathetic) GAY SON COULD NOT FUCK ANYONE NOT IN POSSESION OF A COCK??!!!

What angers me the most is that, even after that conversation where she told Nyra how unstable her position was, and how she’d eventually be supplanted in favor of a male heir- this bitch, along w/ her husband put Nyra in a situation where she’d have to make a difficult choice. Live the rest of her life being called barren, cursed, all the things that they all called her late mother- all things that would endanger both her, her title as heir, and probs even Laenor too, or seek someone else to sire children? They put her in that situation and the got pissed when she didn’t choose the route of eternal suffering- they put her in that situation and got pissed that she didn’t simply accept it??? Show!Rhaenys, Viserys, Corlys, Daemon, fucking Alicent- if you have no enemies I am dead.

Anyway! These are all MY opinions, you are welcome to have your own but yours will not make me change mine. Have a good day!!

[smoozie]

tell me about your life series aa au 🙏

I'm so glad you asked!!

Let's begin with who I think could be a defense attorney

Mumbo

Gem

Scott

Scar

And of course, it's not an AA au if the defense doesn't have their weird girl co-counsel!

Mumbo gets Lizzie! I absolutely adore their dynamic (from what we get to see) and it is very reminiscent of Apollo and Trucy (for me). Lizzie would fake hold herself hostage and Mumbo would cry because he was worried abt her.

Gem gets Impulse! Again I love their dynamic. Gem is probably the one who screams defense attorney to me most, and considering her relationship with Impulse it seems fitting he supports her in court.

Scott gets Jimmy! Flower husband fans will be pleased. To be completely honest, this pair up was more a matter of these two being the last ones in their respective categories, but I think it offers an interesting dynamic. The cool and collected with the more wild co-counsel. Typically the defense is very uncool and never collected. This one is giving Kay and Edgeworth if u squint (a lot).

Scar gets Bdubs! Fun fact, Scar was originally also a co-counsel, but the idea of him and Bdubs on defense together was too good an opportunity to miss. Bdubs 100% is giving weird girl energy. His thing is moss. All the weird girls have a Thing (Maya is spirit channeling, Trucy is magic, Kay is thievery) and Bdubs's Thing is moss. I haven't figured out my other "weird girls" things yet tho. I am open to suggestions.

Now for the prosecution we have

Grian

Etho

Cleo

Joel

Pearl

I think the vibes here aren't as strong as the defense but they still make sense.

Grian might be the weakest on this list. I know he often gives himself the label of detective, but he just didn't seem the type in the AA universe. The reason he's on prosecution is because he is stubborn and impulse enough to accuse the most likely subject and stick with that till the end (ignore the Jangler incident in s6). Also all of Edgeworth's sprites give Grian. Grian fits the Edgeworth sprite gallery to a T

Etho just feels like a prosecutor. He's smart, prepared, calm, and smug. I could see some Blackquill parallels here. He would also bring a bird to court that might attack you.

Cleo is another that just feels right at the prosecutor's desk. She is witty and sarcastic. It would be difficult to persuade them. Cleo also loves a bit of corruption, a past time for most prosecutors.

Joel is abbrassive and head strong. He is SO Franziska Von Karma. He would attack in the middle of court. He would attack the judge. He would call you stupid in the exact mannerisms of Franziska's "fools". Joel is sooo an overconfident prosecutor who is actually so fun and beloved.

Finally, Pearl. She was especially hard to place. I had trouble deciding between defense or prosecutor for her. In the end I settled on prosecution, but I think it would be fun if she had a Godot situation. That is, she was a defense attorney but switched after some traumatic incident (maybe she worked with Scott before!). Pearl can be calculated when she needs to be and crazed when she wants to be. She would provide an interesting opponent. Especially given her connections to most of the defense attorneys.

Now for our detectives:

Bigb

Tango

Ren

Skizz

Bigb somewhat aloof but silly. He let's the defense into crime scenes because they gave him a cookie. He often works with Grian, who likes Bigb too much to scream at him abt anything. Bigb is also prob like Ema Skye with her snackoos.

I could see Tango similarly to Gumshoe. He often works with Pearl and Etho (PET Mail), and he trusts them to prove someone guilty if they really are. He also gets along with the defense attorney's well, so he lets them investigate, as long as they promise not to tell his superiors.

Ren is giving Gumshoe in a much more "pathetic wet cat" way. He is underpaid. He is running around constantly. He is too tired to stop the defense getting in. He often works with Cleo. They have a similar dynamic to Edgeworth and Gumshoe.

And Skizz. He is excited to do his job. He gets along with everyone. He lets the defense in because he trusts that they are doing the right thing. He doesn't think it's fair if they don't get to investigate!

And finally, the judge

Martyn. I can't explain why, it just is Martyn. Somehow it makes the most sense. Martyn.

[sadie-bug345]

if each member of the gang had a youtube/tiktok account what would they post

AHH ilysm i’m so fangirling rn-ANYWAYS

ponyboy:

he seems like more of a watcher rather than creator

but he’d do like study with me’s LMAO

that or super long and in depth video essays

super random topics too

like about movies or books mainly but he goes EVERYWHERE during the vids

guy gets so off topic😭

johnny:

same as pony, he’s more of a content consumer

but his vids mainly consist of recording two-bit do dumb shit💀

like weird ahh challenges that two comes up with and johnnys just dying as the cameraman and darry’s just like

🧍‍♀️🙅‍♂️‼️

GOOFYYY

sodapop:

the MOST RANDOM STUFF

like almost any side of the internet that exists

soda is a functioning member of that

he’ll do like movie reviews, povs, cooking, vlogs, everythinggg

and he’s pretty dang popular on it too duh

on his main acc he posts the goofiest .5s of everyone LMAO

darry:

prob some vlogs like “day in the life of a single dad who works two jobs” or smth😭

that or cooking vids

but they’re actually funny and edited well

cause guy ISNT a boomer🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️

anyways his accs are pretty popular too

dally;

now ik that there’s some arguing back and forth abt whether he’d post thirst traps

BUT LIKE YALL REMEMBER THE FIRST SCENE OF THE MOVIE

my husband was STRUTTING down the sidewalk

so you can’t say he doesn’t got a superiority complex stemming from an inferiority complex

but he’d only post a shirtless pic occasionally

in general he probably forgets he even has accounts😭😭😭

surprisingly popular tho ngl

two-bit:

SILLY GOOFY CRAZY

just sooo over edited challenge videos

straight up vibes

he forgets he has a yt acc but then the next month posts like 100 vids in two days

and then he just stops again and everyone’s like

“the cinnamon challenge got two-bit😔🪦🕊️”

BUT NOTHING CAN STOP TWO BIT🥰🙏🫶

steve:

car vids i’m sorry

i feel like that’s stereotypical steve but that’s like his one interest explained in the book cause ponyboys a little petty bitch and doesn’t mention him like at all💀

anyways he’ll go to car shows and stuff and they’re pretty serious

but soda will just pop in like halfway thru every vid like “😃🤚HEY” and it’s the funniest thing ever

ANYWAYS TYSM for requesting!! my inbox is open!🫶🤪🥰

[bisluthq]

I read your update and fuck dude. Glad the psychiatrist is open to new diagnosis and seeing what works for you and not being stubborn (I’ve had that, it sucked). And I hope it helps.

Ok tough question, but do you think FG and your mum share the same worst traits? People joke about marrying one of their parents and my cousin married someone who seemed nothing like her dad but the reasons I don’t like my uncle are the same reasons I don’t like her husband. The husband was charming at first, but then his pet peeves and ultimately a lot of his values were really similar to my uncle, but shown differently? Idk but you said how your mum calls you names but also sounds like she is present for you even if she goes about it a fucked up way? He puts you down and puts you on a pedestal.

You said they’re both stubborn, a lot of people are I guess, but do either of them see the bigger picture? Because the money thing - as an outsider who only knows what you have shared, and knows your mum is flaky and FG is financially ok with or without the money - definitely both TAH because of what it’s doing and has been doing TO YOU.

I’m one of your single anons, but one of the reasons I’m actively single is I have fucked up patterns and i keep repeating them. I’m a big people pleaser too, so I burn out in jobs because I’m first to enter and last to leave, I have a low opinion of myself/ imposter syndrome so I’ll EVEN SAY OUT LOUD “oh I don’t need a pay rise this year I’m just happy to be here” (everyone else got a pay rise). I put no demands on people so I’m a pushover because I have such low self worth. I grew up in chaos and chaos feels comfortable. When things are actually good, I’m waiting for the sky to fall because I haven’t accepted it won’t fall and some things actually are healthy and safe lol. I am getting comfortable in safe and calm environments, and I’m getting better at not taking shit because I’d rather be alone (that scared me before because I have rejection / abandonment issues). I’m still not a great communicator though because I need to tell ~my story or a lot of details to feel like I’m expressing myself accurately - see: this last paragraph lol. But does any of that sound familiar to you and your life?

I feel like a lot of people who had a certain sort of unstable or chaotic life or parents with untreated mental health conditions (or just unable to regulate) have no idea what healthy looks like in real life sometimes and bad situations can seem ok because we’ve seen BAD or at least worse situations so drama feels normal but people with healthier love maps or whatever they’re called think our situations are messy.

Fuck hope that didn’t get too heavy.

I’m proud of you for taking photos and sending them to people for accountability and stuff though - that’s a big step and want to give you a virtual pat on the back for it 🫶

well yes this is what my therapist said. that my mum and GF are extremely similar people and my dynamic with both is actually very similar (which is like they go ABOVE AND BEYOND and then put me down lol and I run around trying to please them and make them like me more). I knew before this whole mess that he shares some traits with my dad, but it wasn't in a weird daddy issues way - therapist has always and still does agree - like more in that things I respect in my dad are things he also has going for him. They’re both successful, know a lot about a lot, idk have a similar vibe but in like a "I love my dad and I think he's mostly a good husband to his wife and I'd actually love to one day be in a dynamic that's similar to my dad and his wife's where after almost 30 years together he'll swoop in and take her dancing or take her on spontaneous trips somewhere exotic or come home with flowers" way and I could see FG and I having that (prob don't see that anymore). So yes I think I somehow went for... someone who presents like my dad, without a lot of my dad's FLAWS, but treats me almost exactly like my mum does and shares a TON of negative traits with her.

Also DUDE ARE YOU ME IN THE FUTURE because GUESS WHAT *I* turned down a pay rise this last week? They're bringing in more children so I'll have more kids to teach and they asked me how much more I want for that and I said "no that's no bother because I'm already here" and in hindsight why did I do this??? I SERIOUSLY DOUBT A BLOCKBUSTER BUDGET WOULD FEEL AN EXTRA 100-200 A WEEK BUT GIVEN I LIVE IN AN AIRBNB AND EAT UBER EATS FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE LIKE I WOULD??? SO WHY DID I DO THAT???

So yea. I'm excited to do a single era away from all these fucking people. My dad can stay lol haha. He's not the problem. Ironically also, this week, my dad and I have been talking A LOT because he is truly my fucking rock. And he opened up to me about his mental health, which he's never reaaallly spoken to me about (like I've SEEN some of it but usually his advice to me is to just go do exercise haha when I tell him I'm low) and he said he has been thinking more about himself with my diagnosis/diagnoses and reading about it properly he thinks he might be cyclothymic. Because while he doesn't have my levels of highs and lows, he says he KNOWS he has more highs and lows than the average person and he says his lows feel REALLY fucking bad and the highs are AMAZING and that's when he's doing things like booking extravagant vacations for my stepmum. My dad is also OBSESSIVE about his weight kinda same as me. He also blames himself for fucking EVERYTHING hahahahah including somehow all of this mess?? EVEN THOUGH HE DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!! THEY DID THIS!!!! TO ME!!! HE DID NOTHING WRONG!!!!! But yea he's opening up because he feels like he DID do it at least through genetics lol but I don't know if it even works that way and now HE is in a low and I'm like... dude... just go get medication, don't just go for a run lol. We also talked about the lack of impulse control that comes with the bipolar family of stuff and wbk my dad cheats A TON but he told me this week he never really means to? Like he's not actually always sure why he does that because he loved my mum and he cheated lol and he loves his wife SO MUCH but he's cheated A TON. He also, more recently, has been having sober eras because he drinks a bunch lol and he described it as having "all the cockroaches coming out" when he does so he is never sure why he does it or why he can be so happy sober for months on end and then have a HUGE night and come out feeling miserable and having done/said dumb shit and then the misery lasts ages (this happened to him LAST night and *I* thought like "that's my fault because I've been stressing him out" lol so really WE are the same person).

The "I grew up in chaos and chaos is comfortable" also hit hard. My mum is INSANELY chaotic and I think I look for that unstable fucked up environment. My dad is not chaotic AT ALL like he's VERY regimented. He does get into moods as I said, and he can drink too much, and he enjoys a party a bit too much, but he is SO disciplined with his work and his exercise routine and even his mealtimes and he's lived in exactly the same place for like 40 years lol and basically never makes changes to it, even if he needs new things he tries to make it look like it did haha.

Re the moving even - FG moves ALL THE TIME as does my mum and as have I but I have done it as a result of personal circumstance (my mum or financial constraints). I think a huge part of what really made my relationship with FG so serious was the whole house buying business and me being so excited to "have" a house (because it really did feel like my house until recently). I was looking forward to being THERE for the next 40 years. He, fwiw, has been talking about selling it basically since the moment we finished the renovations and I have a VERY strong suspicion if this breakup goes through, he will sell it (and actually make money on it, and in that he's like my dad). He will also blame other people (in this case me) for needing to do that. He's, I can already predict, going to say he can't stay in the house because there are too many reminders of me but tbh he would've done that anyway UNLESS I had been there to be like "I REALLY REALLY REALLY don't want to move". I'm actually not sure if I love him as much as I love the house. I'm IN love with him and obviously I'd follow him to the ends of the earth but idk if we'd have gone to the ends of the earth if we'd stayed together because I would've wanted to stay right there (and he does listen to my wants/needs) forever and I think I would indeed have done that.

Urgh. The "in love" feeling will, I know, pass. And I can buy my own fucking house. If I stop turning down pay rises.

Thanks hun. This gave me a lot of hope and made me articulate a lot of stuff out loud.

[rom-e-o]

Connie with the different Scrooges?

I started thinking about how Constance would interact with the other Scrooges from different universes. You know, while they're all the same character inspired by the Dickens blueprint, they are somewhat different as different actors/directors have interpreted the character through their renditions.

There are versions of this character that I don't necessarily care to mull over, but the ones that I do...how would Miss Constance DoGoode interact with them? Would she even like them?

To level the playing field, as she meets the 2022 version post-redemption, she'll meet the others post-redemption also.

If there are version here left out, I just don't have much to say about it or have neutral feelings. Or I haven't seen it.

"Scrooge" (1951) - She would think he's wonderful! This is a super physical version of Scrooge, who twirls and dances, and she loves that! I think Connie would adore this version of him a lot. Alistair Sim being a comedian REALLY makes his redeemed transformation so joyful and physical. Connie thrives on joy and humor. She'd be properly sympathetic about his past, but not to the point of forgiving him. 8/10

"Scrooge" (1970) - I think she'd like him fine. Similar to the 2004 Scrooge (we'll get there), he's a little ... much for her, I think. Again, kind man giving to charity, great! She's supportive! But, if he was her boss, I feel like she'd taking a few shots after work some nights. This is also a very physical version of Scrooge, and the actor was literally in his 30s when he played the role, but the differences in his personality from the 1950s version work to the detriment of their chemistry here. 5/10

"A Christmas Carol" (1984) - She would be a little more intimidated by this rendition. He's not as easy to read as the others, at least not to her. He's handsome and incredibly kind, but a wee bit less silly than his 1950s version. However, I do think she's come around to feel quite comfortable around him. Eventually. I feel like they'd have an exceptionally good business relationship, and he'd notice her talents and intelligence. It scratches a different itch than the personality click. 8/10

"The Muppet Christmas Carol" (1992) - Imagining Constance talking to puppets honestly doesn't feel that weird. I feel like she and Rizzo would bond over being New York/New Jersey folk. Otherwise, I don't think she'd take to him. He's a fine gentleman, but...ehhhhhhhh. The vibes are off. That's the only way I can explain it. 6/10 for them, but 10/10 mental image.

"A Christmas Carol" (1999) - I'm not the biggest fan of this version, buuuut we're talking about Connie ... and I think Connie would take to him well. His awkwardness would get to her in the best way. She would feel quite safe around him, and I think that nervous, boyish energy post-redemption would absolutely captivate her. The dichotomy of a physically imposing frame with this almost sheepish gentleman? That's a big thing for her. Although he's not my fav version of Scrooge, I could see Connie falling for him. He might be so shy that Connie had to lead a bit, but that might be good for her and put them on mor equal footing than in other versions. 9.5/10

"A Christmas Carol" (2004) - He's a little too chaotic for Connie, I think? He has this constant, manic energy, even when redeemed. I think Connie would get exhausted. I feel like, if she worked for him, he might run her ragged with all his charity works and projects. She likes him, of course! Kind man who gives to charity, after all. But anything more? Probs not. 5/10

"A Christmas Carol" (2019) - No. Even post-redemption, there is no association. He's too much like her ex-husband for her to become attached in any way. If she finds out what happened to Mrs. Cratchit? Connie isn't violent, but she'd slap him hard, and probably multiple times. So would Theresea. -100/10

"Scrooge" (2022) - Perfect. Endgame. No notes. Funny, nice, endearingly awkward (but not too much), STUPIDLY handsome, tall, goofy, resonant voice, charitable, kind, good with children, and doting. He's a lousy decorator, but hey, no big deal. 100000/10

So the final ranking:

2022 (duh)

1999

1951 tied with 1984

[tragcdysewn]

hello it's so late because fuck you tumblr but i got it out! if you want to plot, react to this and i'll message you to plot and split up starters!

abigail bishop: abi might be found wandering the edges of the market. she loved the holidays pre turning off her emotions, but she doesn't really care much about them now for obvious reasons. she's not looking to cause problems, but she doesn't really think it'll be anything enjoyable either

ahsoka tano: she is honestly probably making sure no one in her family kills anyone, going to be so real. she likes the holidays and absolutely needs to get gifts sorted for people, but her priority is absolutely making sure this doesn't turn into a ho ho homicide

alice tonner: daisy's two friends both are unavailable right now, and she's not a big warm and fuzzy christmas person anyways. she'll probably be drinking and avoiding the entire thing

allana solo: this is either going to be a really fun date with her girlfriend or an attempt to drag their girlfriend out of her depression cave, but allana will be having a good time either way. any excuse to decorate and buy dumb shit for their friends and family, honestly

ariana dupont: she's got the kids and whatever family members she can get doing the whole vibe. decorating ornaments, ice skating, girl is doing literally everything available and loving it

asmodeus: he's dressing as sexy santa and acting as his boyfriend's personal wallet. that’s all i got. he's very sociable though just approach him for whatever

athenodora volturi: the woman has been out of her tower for a month and you think she's going to a city wide block party? no. be so fucking for real

baxian argos: working security for the event and using breaks to shop for his friends. can you buy a novelty sized bottle of booze here bc that's most of what he's getting for them all

bela dimitrescu: it’s fucking cold she’s not going and nothing will change that

bryce quinlan: she's a sexy elf for sexy santa, because why not, right? definitely here to have a good time, can be found in the ice bar and skating when not being a ridiculous accompaniment to sexy santa

cassie lang: she's probably going with lott which... Yikes, honestly. but she'll probs have a good time even if everyone else observing is suffering. she loves the holidays and will try to get everyone around her to do the same

davina claire: talked her husband into sexy santa while she is running an art booth with a space heater. she won that argument

dewey riley: dewey is alone and depressed this holiday season, expect a bender in his apartment the man is not socializing at all

eleni vanserra: honestly gets a kick out of any season that isn't autumn, but people getting so excited for winter in particular is very charming to her. she'll be happy to try anything you might need a partner for

elphaba thropp: glinda will probably have dragged her to this, and she is reluctantly participating because she knows she can't leave until glinda's done shopping. she will probably complain about it though

eveline: evie is actually really into the holidays? good fake memories and would like there to be good real ones now too. she's never entirely sure how to behave like a person in a big group setting, but she is really going to try super hard

feng xin: he's absolutely dragging his friends to have fun, and probably at least attempting to help xie lian out with his actual booth. but his real priority is making sure his idiots stay sober this year

feyre archeron: eagerly participating in all the kid friendly stuff, and also managing an ornament decorating booth on the side. she's working it a bit, but not nearly as much time as she's spending with the kids

hannibal lecter: i mean... no. he doesn't participate in things like this. will probably throw a very fancy holiday dinner party though. eat at your own risk, none of the food is vegetarian

hazel levesque: she genuinely loves holiday activities now that she has family she can be close to. they will be dragging her brother and friends to every single thing they can think of, so i hope you're all good with that if you hang out with them

he chunyu: i guess she's spending time with fucking ming yi? but honestly the girl gets a kick out of how pretty everything is, even if (in her mind) she doesn't have any family or many friends to enjoy it with

howl jenkins pendragon: dad jokes and buying her kid a disgusting amount of sugar and silly little trinkets that he doesn't need. don't leave dad unsupervised next time, sophie.

james witherdale: he will be going to look for dinner, that's about it. maybe buy a few things for victoria, addie and laurent, but he's not sticking around long

jun wu: another one who does not do things like this, but will probably be dragged into it by nianqing so that the dude doesn't have to spend his own money. he is not happy to be there, and he will not pretend otherwise

kore sekkari: she'll hang out and observe, but it's doubtful she'll participate too much except to antagonize ceres and kaya a little bit. this lovey dovey holiday thing is not her favorite thing to dp

korra: would love to be a sexy santa, but is a woman and therefore cannot. the injustice is real. but they will have a lot of curiosity about the booths and games and all that, catch her poking around everything she can

kriya dura: honestly, she's really trying to have a wholesome family holiday with kaya and brinna, but we’ll see how that goes with her daddy issues going strong. please help her sort through gift ideas because she is so bad at it

lan wangji: he's very neutral on the holidays, but people who are close to him care about them quite a lot, so he'll get some gifts and try to enjoy himself as much as he can

liu mingyan: she's running a booth selling self written horny holiday books. if anyone asks, she is volunteering for some extra cash, and never met the author. but she will absolutely also wander around trying some new food and games

lucifer morningstar: he's seen every christmas since the dawn of time, so he’s kinda bored. but charlie is hype so he'll go all out in support of his daughter's enthusiasm. please help him get something for his kid i beg of you

lute: hates the holidays and has no one she'd want to celebrate with anyways. she will be ignoring that it's even happening

lyra ayala: lyra can one hundred percent be found performing christmas carols and taking requests near the edge of the market. she's not officially part of it, but close enough that she can get a good crowd

lysandra ennar: she will be spoiling their new niece rotten for her first christmas. lys loves shopping and any kind of celebration, and is very excited to explore everything they possibly can

manon blackbeak: nope. not a chance is she celebrating some silly mortal holiday about a big red man with reindeer. she'll go to some kind of dinner or party if her group throws any, but she's not going out of her way

melinoë: she's definitely curious about mortal holidays, and excited to experience anything new on the surface, but she's also absolutely lost. please offer her some assistance the girl is stupid

mj jones: she’s somewhat neutral on it, but she’ll go if she’s dragged tbh. it’s one of those things she’s sure peter would enjoy and knowing he’s not really here right now and they were fighting before it is a bummer

mo ran: he's kind of excited to try more new recipes that he can attempt himself for the restaurant or for chu wanning. otherwise, he's browsing for gifts vaguely

mobei-jun: another one here as a wallet for his weird little boyfriend. but also he fucking loves the winter, and will take any celebration that isn't taking place while it's hot as fuck

monkey d. luffy: newly aware, luffy is having a great fucking time. the man loves any kind of celebration, but especially one he can forcefully drag his little found family into participating in with him

nangong jingnu: she genuinely loves any kind of outdoor festival, and will be trying whatever is available, as well as chatting with any strangers who seem amicable

nie mingjue: honestly is just here to make sure kirei doesn't get herself in any real trouble, what else is he going to do?

nyssa solo: she has no idea what’s going on but is probably involved for the sake of her cover with her family. she's not having fun. not at all. don't say stupid shit

patroclus: probably was dragged by his friends, but doesn’t hate it nearly as much as he pretends to.

qi rong: this man only has any holiday decor because his son wants it around, he will probably make fun of the adults genuinely really enjoying it if he goes at all

renesmee cullen: she's probably having more drinks than she should, but will be having fun about it. will absolutely drag strangers into a snowball fight. it's not powers if you're just naturally faster and stronger, right?

rhiannon matthias: she doesn’t really care about the holidays, but is going hard as hell to keep violet distracted from her bullshit. catch her in a santa hat singing christmas carols

ryden samos: he is kinda lost about all this, because he’s never really celebrated anything like this, but he can enjoy the vibes of it anyways. please explain to him any of this he's so lost

sasha james: it was not her first choice to go to this, she’s definitely unsure about anything put on by this city, but it’s a distraction from The Horrors living at her job

shadowheart: this holiday is not shar approved, so she will be avoiding it like the plague. catch her recruiting people to her cult devoted to the lady of loss and sorrows

sheev palpatine: the vp has no reason to be there, and it's not like his brother would drag him, considering han doesn't care either, so he's not going

shen qingqiu: he has to actually buy things for his friends instead of just giving them cash like he did as shen yuan, please help him the man is terrible at gift giving

shi wudu: he truly doesn't care, but he'll go for qingxuan's sake. doing things that seem stupid to him is part of his attempts at trying to be a decent sibling

thanatos: they don't put a lot of effort into mortal holidays, but they can't help but be charmed by the ones that are so centered on showing your loved ones they're loved. they're also incredibly curious, and have to check it out a little bit

wen qing: surprise, festivals are fun when your creep uncle isn't overseeing them and watching your every move. she's honestly really enjoying this one, and they'll be doing a ton of shopping for friends and family

xaden riorson: he promised his foster dad he'd come home for christmas, so he has to get gifts. he's not thrilled about it, but he's gonna make it work

xiao lanhua: she loves this, and will be dragging strangers into hanging out with them as much as possible in between working sophie's stall. will probably drink a little too much

xiao qing: will try to rob people, but is also working a few stands for legitimate money so dad doesn't give them the disappointed voice

ziva desilijic tiure: not going, be so for real. she's celebrating with an expensive dinner and a glass of wine

[simantopia]

i'm guessing they know he's a teen 'cos of the pose? 'cos uhh.... there is NO WAY to decipher teens from young adults in this game otherwise BAHA. but that probs IS olive specter there, and not ophelia. which makes sense 'cos she wasn't really giving me ophelia vibes??? but i was thinking she looked too young to be olive??? but if nerv is younger... then it would make sense olive is too. not sure who the dude is tho. one of olive's many husbands?

also i find it funny in these timelines where the child services doesn't take nerv, like in TS3 and apparently TS4... his name is still nervous subject JHSDHSAHAH. LIKE. I GET 'COS CHARACTER RECOGNITION. BUT.

Olive Did Not Name Him That!

[screampied]

Qs for da author!!

Whats smth u wanna write but u know u never will?

Fave trope?

Fave + least fave character to write for?

Fave thing u ever wrote?

QUESTIONS YAAAAAAY thank yew bub 💗

ooooh smth i wanna write would probably be a royal au or a zombie apocalypse au 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ i had a prince / king nanami draft that’s been rotting for monthsssss. it’s based off a song called “bermuda” by sickick ‘n which would rly capture the medevial + angst & betrayal vibe. it would kind of be inspired by bridegerton too since i’ve been watching that show a lot. i fear it’s gonna be too long and boring eheh 😞 i wanna write a zombie au too, i was thinking suguru for that maybe, lots of angst and smut too but mainly angst 🙂‍↕️ but i don’t think ill post those

fav trope is probablyyyy grumpy x sunshine UGH it always hits. i also love any ex husband trope

my fav character to write for is probably sukuna ‘n toji. least … idk if i have a least favorite !!! i love all the characters i write for 🧚🏽‍♀️ i’d probably say suguru though. i don’t hate him, i just feel like he’s a hard character for me to depict / write

oooo fav thing is prob money honey 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ i got to put my journalist editing skills to use with the headers LMAO but also :’))) popstar gojo’s such a comfort for me. it’s the first “unserious” thing / series i’ve written id say and i can’t wait to get back into it 👯‍♀️. another fav of mine would be my longest fic, an arranged marriage toji fic. i felt like i was writing a script it was so fun 🙂‍↕️ proofreading that was a bitch though eheh 8k words yonkers