#prompt 1 clone karaoke

[blackseafoam]

For @weekly-star-wars-prompts first prompt! “clone karaoke”

From my Bad Batch / Red Dead Redemption crossover. Omega and Wrecker having a lil jam session (with Gonky the beagle too)!

[weekly-star-wars-prompts]

Prompt #1:

Clone Karaoke

(Submitted by @tlmtwelve)

Who’s singing? Where are they singing? What are they singing? Why are they singing? How are they singing??

So many questions…

[welcometo79s]

Echoes of a very particular Karaoke Night at 79s

this was written inspired by prompt #1 of @weekly-star-wars-prompts and will be added to my collection of clone shenanigans.

A beautiful collection of text messages that ARC Trooper Fives sent to his twin brother over the course of 79s Clone Karaoke Event.

Zhellday — 9:00 pm

Dear Echo,

the first 79s Clone Karaoke night is starting soon. I'm a little sad that you didn't want to join us, but I understand if it's not your scene. I hope you have a nice sleep tonight and enjoy that novel you've been reading! If anything happens, I'll reach out. By the way: If Rex asks, I don't know where his comlink is and you don't either. If he starts to search our barracks, don't let him unscrew the light bulb. I'll tell you all about the Karaoke Night tomorrow!

— your big brother Fives

Zhellday — 9:30 pm

ECHO I WON THE FIRST ROUND!

I'm something of a Karaoke Scientist by this point. I have studied the ways of the masters (General Skywalker, who taught me a thing or two about Karaoke) and I have acclaimed a victory for both of us with thunderous applause. I dedicated my song to you. People absolutely loved my Pop Punk rendition of "Mambo No. Fives". They said it was very creative and Tup found it deeply emotional. I beat Jesse rapping the Republic Anthem, but it was a close call. He's a little bummed that he lost, but he seems to be having a good time doing shots at the bar. I'm going to rest my vocal chords until it's my turn again. The bartender gave me a cute mocktail with one of these little umbrellas and a slice of orange for free. I'll send pics.

— Love, Fives

Zhellday — 10:00 pm

Little brother,

are you still awake? Would you consider coming over and looking after Jesse for a while? He took a few shots too many and now he wants to get another Republic symbol tattoo but this time on his buttcheek. Kix and I feel that he might regret this decision. The worst part is if someone agrees to tattoo him drunk, we can't even sue because we're not considered persons in the eye of the law. I would look after him myself but I have a song coming up and my fans are waiting for me. I need to beat Commander Cody's emotional love song dedicated towards an anonymous Jedi General. I'm optimistic because he kinda slurred it due to the alcohol but he has the heartfelt delivery going for him. I must not underestimate my opponents.

— Big Bro

Zhellday — 10:30 pm

Echo,

you will not believe who just showed up as a last minute entry into the Karaoke Competition. Marshal Commander Fox from the Coruscant Guard. He isn't even here to arrest people (I think). I really didn't think Karaoke was his thing. He isn't drunk either but he says he has consumed a little more coffee than usual and needs to blow off some steam. He accidentally started a flash mob in the bar to his song "The power of one, the power of two, the power of maaaany" (the additional a's are apparently part of the title and add to its atmospheric value). Fox told Hardcase, who has declared him his best friend, that he got this song from Chancellor Palpatine himself. Apparently the Chancellor's guardian Hego Damask who taught him about politics and "other things" has learned this song from some DJ named Jason Qimir Mendoza with whom he did a spiritual retreat in a cave once! That sounds like an adventure!

Fox said I would not last 30 minutes on a spiritual retreat because it requires silence and meditation and he has never seen me shut up for longer than 3 minutes. I thought that was very mean. I stole 5 credits from him. Don't scold me though, I will use them for the good of others! I bought you a Tauntaun wiggly head figure from them! It's red and has very big eyes.

— Thank me later, Fives

Zhellday — 11:00 pm

My bestest brother in the whole world,

I made it to the next round of the Karaoke Competition because Marshal Commander Fox decided one song was enough. Otherwise he would have won. I'm a bit bummed that I didn't fully earn this victory, but I will keep fighting and defending our reputation.

Can you come over though? Jesse has accidentally swallowed the little plastic umbrella from my mocktail and I'm not sure if that's bad. I tried to ask Kix but he is also drunk and simply said that the force will shape the umbrella into something new in the endless cycle of death and rebirth. I don't think that medical advice is very credible...

By the way, those Bad Bitch guys showed up. The one with the mental illnesses bumped into me on purpose and said "move, reg". I challenged him into a Karaoke Duel to the Death. He declined. He is too scared of me.

— Fives

Zhellday — 11:30 pm

Vod'ika,

attached you can find a picture of me and Hardcase competing over who can fit more drinking straws into their nose. A clone from the 212th told us to take our drunk misadventures somewhere else as we're getting too annoying. I told him Nasal Drinking Straws as a sport deserves more respect than to be assumed as something only drunk people do. Hardcase is drunk, I'm not. I do this because it is my calling and I will bring home the world record for both of us. Karaoke is going well btw, Hardcase and I are still in the competition, as are Dogma, Cody and some guy who only sings about Soup.

Tup was disqualified for not singing because he got stage fright. I cheered him up but he is crying now because that Technology guy from Clone Force 99 introduced him to something called "The Trolley Problem". I tried to reassure Tup that he doesn't have to hurt any of the little people on the train tracks if he doesn't want to, but it still made him sad. I'm glad that this Tech guy has not joined the Karaoke Competition because his big brother (the muscly one) said he's a Karaoke Champion.

Croissant has stuck two long drinking straws into two bottles of whiskey and is trying to drink them simultaneously. He intimidates me a little bit. But every grumpy stranger is a potential new friend, as Hardcase always says, so I approached him and asked him if he wants to join us in sticking drinking straws into our nose. He asked me if they removed all of my braincells on Kamino. I wanted to report him to his Sergeant for harassment but that one already came in super drunk and he's currently snorting glitter off the bar counter. It's not easy being Fives.

— Your favorite Brother

Zhellday — 11:45 pm

Echo, for reasons that are ✨ a secret ✨, I need you to come to 79s and pretend to be my lawyer. If you use the fake beard and wig I put under my bunk, they will never be able to tell you're a clone.

Benduday — 12:00 am

Echo did you block me?

Message could not be delivered.

Benduday — 12:30 am

Little brother,

thank you for unblocking me. At first I meant to call Rex to tell you to unblock me but then I remembered his comlink is in our lamp so I called it 50 times and this seemed to have the desired effect. I have handled the lawyer situation alone like a big boy and I hope that you are proud of me. I simply told the Corrie who caught me trying to loot the passed out 99 Sergeant's armor for valuables a fake name and address of my fake lawyer (Dr. Icicle Joe, Tauntaunlane 42 in E-97451 Kriffuck). By the time he finds out it's a fake address I will be long gone. See? I can handle my problems on my own. 😌

Sincerely,

— Fives

Benduday —12:45 am

Hey Echo,

Do you perchance know if Regs can digest confetti? I didn't eat weird things again, I promise! Jesse and Kix ate the confetti and Kix just giggled and said he has a bad feeling about this. I'm worried about them. I'm trying to prevent them from eating more confetti but this is a two man job and I don't want to cancel the semi-finals of the Karaoke Night. Please help.

— your twin who loves you very much, Fives

Benduday — 01:00 am

Hi Echo, I just wanted to tell you that the big hunk from the Bad Batch has carried Kix and Jesse to the nearest medical bay. He was way nicer than his grumpy brother. Croissant has laid down in a dark corner of 79s facing the wall. I'm not sure if he's sleeping or contemplating his life but I really don't want anything to do with it. Also Tup'ika is happy again because I told him a Jedi could solve the trolley problem by stopping the trolley with the force.

Me and Hardcase passed the semi-finals of the Karaoke competition. Dogma was disqualified and so was the soup guy. He didn't do well after he poured Everclear into his chicken broth. Now it's just me, Hardcase and Commander Cody left. I'm the only sober contestant. I have this in the bag.

— the future Karaoke Champion, Fives

Benduday — 01:30 am

Dear Echo,

I was bitten by a clone trooper from a different legion. I don't know him. I wouldn't be too worried about it normally but Dogma said something about how when you notice you have rabies, your death is already certain.

Tup says he hates 79s and needs pain killers. I tried to steal them from Tech but he karate-kicked me to the ground. Thankfully he gave Tup some when I explained to him that my vod needs them. He said next time I should just ask and apologized for making Tup'ika cry with the trolley problem. He's nicer than I thought he was. Good people are still out there. I was a little worried with all the chaos going on, but the night is getting better. Things are calming down.

— Fives

Benduday — 01:50 am

Aloha Echo, do you by any chance know how much the whole Karaoke equipment costs that they have at 79s? I am asking this because I plan on getting one for the 501st. Definitely not because the one here just died (for reasons I definitely had nothing to do with). Anyway, there is a large fire in the middle of the room. The Corries are trying to put it out. We've all evacuated the building and are chilling outside of 79s. Fox had to rescue Croissant because he did not wake up from the burnt smell or the people who were screaming "There's a fire! Run for your lives!" That guy... I have snatched a portion of the fire for you as a gift. I keep it in a little open glass with a candle in it and after they announce the Karaoke King, I will bring it home and keep it alive so that I can give it to you in the morning.

— Your older brother, Fives

Benduday — 02:20 am

I'M THE KARAOKE KING! They couldn't hold the finale because the karaoke corner burnt down but Hardcase passed out drunk so I won by default. I'm very happy and I will carry the grave responsibility to lead my Karaoke Kingdom with honor and pride. My first request was that for the new Karaoke corner the bar hangs up a picture of you on the wall with the caption "I dedicate this victory to my little brother Echo who came out of the tube 10 minutes later than me". They have accepted. However they stated that there will never be another Karaoke Competition, which is a shame but at least no one can break my winning streak. I still have your Tauntaun figure and your fire. Sorry I spammed you. I will go home now! See you tomorrow. Fives out.

[clone-wars-winter-challenge]

Welcome to The Clone Wars Winter Spectacular Prompt Challenge 2024 hosting by @hanaaishi and @callsign-denmark. This event runs from October 6th to January 5th.

Weekly Promots:

Week 1: *Peppermint* *"I Feel Cold"*

⭐special⭐ Alpha 17

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Week 2: *"At Ease"* *Midnight Snack*

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Week 3: *Polar Plunge* *Holiday Cookies* ⭐special⭐ prompt: Domino Squad

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Week 4: *First Snow* *Fluffy Blanket*

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Week 5: *Hanging Christmas Lights* *Snowball Fight*

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Week 6: *First Date* *Hot Cocoa*

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Week 7: *Snowman* *Sunset*

⭐Special⭐ Prompt: Captain Rex

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Week 8: *Karaoke Night* *Eggnog*

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Week 9: "Your hands are freezing" *bonfire*

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Week 10: *coffee break* *Northern Lights* ⭐ Special ⭐ 1: The Bad Batch* *⭐Special⭐ 2: Mistletoe

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Week 11: *Gingerbread house* *Christmas vacation*

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Week 12: *Gift Wrap* *Jingle Bells*

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Week 13: *Happy New Year* *baby it's cold outside* ⭐ Special ⭐ Prompt*first kiss*

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[thecoffeelorian]

Fandom Friday, 11/29: Fanart

Hello again, everyone…and welcome to another installment of Fandom Friday, the two-post series where I go off to find new and interesting fanworks that might need a bit more visibility.

Before I get started, however...just in case these lists look a bit too short this week, it's because I work at a grocery store, and this time of year...well, it's bonkers. We were pretty much swamped with people off and on almost all week, so naturally, everything kinda took its toll on me and I needed a lot of down time to rest and recharge.

😅😅

However, the next installment should, hopefully, be a bit more thorough thanks to me having five days off soon...so that will undoubtedly be better than this one.

Anyway! Just so I don't ramble on for too long...here are my picks of the week!

THE CLONE WARS

The Clone Wars Fanart--By @hastalavistabyebye:

The Clone Wars Fanart--By @merlyn-bane:

REVENGE OF THE SITH

Revenge Of The Sith Fanart--By @thechaoticfanartist:

THE BAD BATCH

The Bad Batch Fanart--By @faithwalkcreationscloneart:

The Bad Batch Fanart--By @nightskyfoxyy:

ANDOR

Andor Fanart--By @herblinz:

Andor Fanart--By @corefenarts:

SKELETON CREW

Skeleton Crew Fanart--By @juliberrylive:

In conclusion, as part of my mission to poke around the Star Wars fandom and, on Friday every two weeks, highlight those artists who might otherwise go unnoticed…I hope you will check out the links I have included for yourselves and like, comment on, and reblog them, as well as also giving the artists a few more followers to their Tumblr pages.

Please also like and reblog this latest installment so that these links can be spread around to as many other fans as possible, just in case not all of them can tune in at the same time.

An additional thank you goes to @djarrex for making the divider I used earlier in this post, but still want to give credit for.

And finally, so that I do not forget…this post will be continued in its second half: the Fanfiction Edition.

Thank you, stay safe, and I’ll see you in the next post!

No Pressure Tags: @melymigo @algo-o-nada @the-osborn-way @everybirdfellsilent @skellymom

@leos-multifandom-corner @maggie-dylan @leenathegreengirl @gun-roswell @tazmbc1

@bluedeedeedoop @its-time-to-rise-above @tlmtwelve and anybody else who might be on the lookout for new SW fanart.

[fireladybuckley]

Star Trek Masterlist

Leonard McCoy x Carol Marcus (McCarol)

A Shocking Incident - Carol gets herself injured on a job in engineering and Leonard takes care of her.  (Mostly fluffy)

Confectionery Crush - (Modern AU) - Leonard discovers a new sweet shop and quickly begins to fall for the charming owner.  Very fluffy, includes lots of Dad!Leonard.  (Nov 2018) Into the Aftermath - Kinda angsty, a bit of fluff - takes place during the Into Darkness movie (towards the end)

(S)exiled -  fluff - Bones has to find a place to sleep after Kirk (s)exiles him out of their dorm

Leonard McCoy x Jim Kirk (McKirk)

Slippery Business -  Jim decides to enter a donation campaign contest where the prize would result in some very messy consequences for Bones.  

General Star Trek

The Cure for Mistletoe Fever - A young officer gets a little overenthusiastic with the mistletoe.

Reader x Bones

Not Like This (Part 1) -  (Part 2) -  (Part 3)  -  (Part 4)  -  (Part 5) -Academy era soulmate AU - Bones and you are soulmates that can hear each other’s thoughts.  You haven’t actually met yet, though you’ve chatted.  One day, while Leonard is in an exam, the shuttle you’re riding back from orbit crashes, and he through your thought connection he must help and find you. Prompt from bkwrm523. (Female reader).

(Away) Mission Impossible - Leonard finally goes on an away mission and ends up getting captured.  Reader is on the rescue team to get him back and ends up getting injured herself. (female reader)

Death by Karaoke - Reader needs to be patched up in med bay and then has a night out on the town, full of karaoke and embarrassing moments.  Mostly fluff.  (female reader)

Falling for Yew - Soulmate AU (tattoos).  Reader gets herself injured and Leonard discovers her soulmate mark as he fixes her up.  Fluffy and fun.  (Female reader) (10-2018)

Geology is the Schist - Cute little drabble about Leonard and Reader’s adventures in Xenogeology class. (Gender neutral)

Heartbeat: It’s a Lovebeat - You have a bit of a thing for heartbeats, both having your pulse taken and feeling the heartbeat of others.  Bones eventually figures you out.  Fluff.  Anon requested.  (Female reader)

An Itch to Scratch - You play a silly birthday prank on Leonard that ends up having rather disastrous consequences. 

Leonard’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day - Bones is having a rotten day and its up to you to help him out.  Prompt: “I can see you trying to hide that smile.”  (Gender neutral)

A New Year’s Gift - Sequel to Walking in a Winter Wonderland.  Leonard picks up the reader as promised on the return trip to Starfleet.  Requested by outside-the-government.  (Gender neutral)

The Nightmare Beyond - A transporter malfunction sends Reader and Christine Chapel to the ISS Enterprise, where they find themselves at the mercy of Leonard’s evil clone. (Female reader) - Rated M - (10-2018)

A Nose for Trouble - A funny “meet ugly” inspired by the prompt -  “You punched me in the face while gesticulating wildly to a friend” AU  (female reader)

The Officer’s Speech - You’re extremely nervous before having to teach a class and Bones tries to pump you up.  Anon requested. (Gender neutral) 

Operation -  Reader breaks out a vintage board game during a slow night in med bay. (Gender neutral) ‘Scoping Him Out - Bones borrows a reluctant Reader’s stethoscope, and they have to make sure he doesn’t lose it.  Inspired by a comment from outside-the-government  (Gender neutral)

Uncharted Territory - An away mission goes horribly wrong and you’re stranded and injured, waiting to be rescued.  Prompt: “I awoke to the rush of cave water spilling around my limbs, my face dotted with splashes of it. My skin was sore against the rub of the underground rock beneath me, and there was only darkness surrounding me above.” (Gender neutral)

Walking in a Winter Wonderland - You get two weeks leave and Bones escorts you home in the snow.  “I’ll walk you home” prompt. (Gender neutral)

Reader x Jim

Thinly Veiled - Soulmate AU.  Jim takes you out to an amusement park for fun and frolicking, with a pleasant discovery awaiting almost in plain sight.  (Female reader)

Reader x Bones x Jim

A Grad Night to Remember - You, Bones and Jim get up to some naughty hijinks after an exciting grad party.  Requested by yourtropegirl.  Smut! (female reader)

Into Darkest Dreams -  Jim has a nightmare about Khan, and Reader and Bones comfort him.  Requested by yourtropegirl. (female reader)

[gatheringfiki]

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Is that a mistletoe tucked into your belt??

Modern AU. Dante Gabriel Rossetti is a musician. He meets Mark, known for his lyrics, after a concert. Sparks fly.

"You don't belong here."

Feverish

Selkie AU

“Let’s pretend we’re strangers.”

Snow Angels

I’m on the verge of tears because of a rude customer and you step in and stand up for me

We have the same exact tattoo but it can't be possible, because I drew mine myself without any reference.

You're my Arkenstone.

"Baby, no that is not justifiable homicide, do not kill him, wait!”

A collar

You wanna meet my pet hissing cockroach? HIs name is Bob.

I just stopped to look at the pretty fish, why am I letting you sell me an aquarium...and could you stop by and give me more lessons on how to take care of the fish I just bought?

We're both eying the last chicken drumsticks at the all-you-can-eat buffet.

Victorian detectives AU

“Don’t scream. You might wake up more than just your neighbors.”

We're stuck in an elevator but you have a really nice after shave.

Ancient Egypt AU. The pharao's son demands a new personal slave. He's not prepared to be fascinated by the golden locks, pale skin and lovely dimples of his new possession.

Fili and the Ghost of the Peanut Butter Cookies!! *Dun-dun-dun*

They say that photographs can steal a soul, but he felt safe behind the lens rather than in front of it. He was wrong.

I'm a chef, of course that's a banana in my pocket.

They stumble through the darkness, fingers intertwined, hands holding on so tightly it begins to hurt. Don’t let go. [Angst]

Oops, we accidentally got turned into inanimate objects!

“You better hope we can do something about this.”

Black and blue

Wild West AU

You've been cloned and you discover it and you learn to live with it, but fall in love with the partner of your original.

Fighting like cats and dogs

Master Babysitting Service

Norway, Viking era. Fili and Kili are the village's best warriors. They also hunt trolls.

I'm about to get beaten to a pulp and then you ride up on your Harley looking all badass and offering me a ride and them trip to the hospital.

I don't think that was a normal brownie...are you flying?

Firelight and romance

We meet at a fancy dress party as Slash and Axl Rose and now everyone wants us to do a Karaoke/Air guitar performance OMG what are we gonna do??

A and B are stuck in a lift (elevator) for 12 hours. A and B also start out disliking each other.

"Why did you just eat that?"

Missing

Fantastic Beasts AU

Surfing lessons

4Lazy cozy mornings

"This will end in tears." (I am thinking comedy here, but angst is good too)

A young social worker is about to make a tough decision as a vulnerable family is on the verge of eviction from their home. The oldest 'kid' is about his age and takes care of his siblings alone since their parents have gone awol. Mutual attraction makes things more difficult.

“You’re not allowed to use that name.”

I've found a really weird scarf when taking my walk and I really want to know who the owner is and why his name is written on it.

“I swear to god, my life is a rom-com.”

"Didn't I see your picture in the paper?"

This is my sandbox

Neverland AU

Two steps forward and two steps back

The Highwayman (song by Loreena McKennitt) only with a happier ending

First time in a hayloft

You knew this was going to happen!

Philip Lombard's not the sentimental kind. He's been hired to kill a man. But when he meets him for the first time, he realises this mission will be difficult to accomplish.

FiKi + near death experience

“Remember this moment.”

I’m a single dad and I lost my small kid in the mall and you found him, and yes, that’s a bisexuality pride scarf I’m wearing, why do you ask?

London, end of the XIXth century. They are rival artists and hate each other's guts. Until they're victims of the same injustice from the Academy and must team up together.

Person A and B meet at a fandom convention.

Letter found in an old notebook AU

Complete strangers doing the dirty in a club bathroom.

"If I cut my hair, will you leave me?"

Wake up slow

Camping trip: everything that can go wrong, does!

Your mascara is running

You spilled coffee over my shirt in the coffee shop and I'm on my way to a job interviews, but you live nearby and offer to lend me a shirt. So I run into the HR manager's office just on time and... oh. It’s you.

Naked skin in front of the lens.

Wing!fic

Somnophilia

We’re in the park and there’s this giant pile of dry leaves, and you had a really good look around before jumping into it but I saw you anyway, now stop being embarrassed, you’re cute, want to go for a coffee?

Well, no, it's not every day you're transformed into an animal.

Because he only speaks Ancient Greek, you idiot!

River Walk

Person A is in dire need of comfort, but person B is so busy and stressed with something he doesn’t notice it right away.

"I'm not going on that stupid company retreat."

I always come back to you

Am I tripping or did I really just see that?

I’m a hairdresser and you storm in with the most gorgeous mane I ever saw and no, I’m not going to give you a fucking buzz cut!!

“You don’t eat until I give it to you, and you’ve got to earn it.”

"What the hell is this in the coffee pot?”

"You look tired."

Catcalling construction worker

Clumsy kisses

I can't believe we just got kicked out of a movie theatre!

Night club pick ups are the worst

Hiding an injury / pretending not to be coming down with a cold (and getting taken care of anyway)

Blood-flavoured kisses

"We need to talk about your obsession with fairy lights."

His silouette was outlined a bit murkily against the downpour outside and the explosion of the greenery that was the garden.

All I wanted was a piece of toast!

“You can lie to yourself but don’t lie to me.”

“You’d be the sexy pirate.”

I'm only kissing you because it's midnight on New Year's Eve and all our friends have paired off.

Mer!Fili

You’re my waiter and I’m on a really crappy date with an asshole

Stop talking about fanfiction please I wrote that fucking book you know?

“You can’t go on like this. You’re not eating, you’re not sleeping, and you barely talk.”

The tale of the passive-aggressive post-it note bandit

Will you still need me? Will you still feed me? When I'm 64.

The annual dwarven variety show

Can speak to animals/animal companion AU

Hello Bragi, I'm Aoi mac Ollamain, the Irish god of poetry.

Person A is the owner of the shop that gets destroyed, while Person B, the superhero, saves the day.

We always run into each other after a shower and we're always only wearing towels College AU

Person A and B are both eating alone and decide to eat together instead.

"Shut up. It's therapy."

“I think I broke it.”

How did you get that up your nose?

One night stand

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you.

I only wear this hideous sweater because you bought it for me and I love you

You’re a hitchhiker and it’s pissing down so I give you a lift and... what do you mean they’re after you?

Mitchell and Anders have to face it: it's hard to be parents and still be lovers.

“Please tell me that you didn’t get on the subway like that.”

"Oh no, princeling. I haven’t done anything," the witch whispered. "It’s your love that will destroy him."

Both stood up on blind dates au

I've been buried alive by accident and you happen to be the gravedigger and I scare the hell out of you.

Dying embers

We won a wedding at Disney AU

Vampire AU

Excuse me, can I borrow your laptop?

Science expirement(s) gone wrong

"I didn't mean it like that."

Going through a photo album

Swapped suitcases...one or both of them contain weird objects.

I'm trying to avoid you at our high school 10 year reunion.

“________ is a way better movie than ________”

"All right! You won! Are you happy now?"

Merlin AU

Fili as president and you're stuck with my delusional ideas and you really don't like me.

A and B are in rival Hogwarts houses and thus are obliged to hate each other

What do you mean you've never seen (movie title) before??

“Open your mouth. If you do it well, I’ll let you sleep in the bed.”

Broadway/Theatre AU

Don't open that door!

You're the photographer, I'm the best man, this wedding is a cluser-fuck let's get out of here.

“If you go outside now, they’re going to steal you. They want you.”

Person A loses their car in a city car park. Six months later, Person B finds it for them.

Um... Did you know this was a nudist resort?

Two left feet

Break-up

Fili and the Tale of the Forgotten Umbrella!! *Dun-dun-dun*

Spy vs. Spy

Anonymous sex - pre-arranged online

You call THIS a banana split?

Laser tag

Young Iolaus is in trouble. He's held prisoner in a galley, condamned to row to exhaustion every day. Next to him, a wild mysterious brunet is also chained. Will they be able to team up and escape?

Toast

Two childhood friends separated by life when teenagers attend a funeral 15 years later. Together, they drink the night away and remember their carefree days.

Stop pretending you can read this and put on your fucking glasses you vain idiot!

Fili and the Great Mystery of the Disappearing Yarnballs!! *Dun-dun-dun*

Niagara Falls in barrels challenge

I am not boring you, am I?

Cat person vs dog person

I know it's our first date but I have to go and deliver a wildebeest.

A return visit to Hobbiton; meeting young Frodo, Merry, Sam, and wee Pippin

Grease AU

"Stop pretending! I know you aren't sleeping!" (after being woken up by restless sleeping) (preferrably Britchell)

There was a gentle push and the ice cube slipped inside him. The shivers took on an odd intensity.

I'm destined to die in 2 weeks but I just met you and want to do all my life goals before dying.

He's a local radio animator, and talks to lonely strangers needing comfort from 3 to 4 AM. One night, a very distraught man calls and the animator literally falls in love with the stranger's voice.

"I fell in love with your handwriting"

You got stuck with my curse somehow, but I'm not ready to take it back. (Britchell prompt)

"Please, officer. Before you arrest me I can explain everything."

Mistaken Identity AU

Something involving an arcade

You just ordered a smile and I look at you like you’re batshit insane before bursting out into laughter

One works at a ren faire/living history park, the other thinks he's too cool for that kind of place... Until he meets him...

Ghost Hunter AU

Oh, that was *your* car.....ah...oops?

Good luck!

~gatheringfiki

[summer-of-bad-batch]

Weekly Star Wars Prompts has officially launched today, dropping 2 prompts to quench your creative thirst!

Prompt #1:

Clone Karaoke

(Submitted by @tlmtwelve)

Who’s singing? Where are they singing? What are they singing? Why are they singing? How are they singing??

So many questions…

[kybercrystals94]

I love this AU so much 😍

For @weekly-star-wars-prompts first prompt! “clone karaoke”

From my Bad Batch / Red Dead Redemption crossover. Omega and Wrecker having a lil jam session (with Gonky the beagle too)!