#puts him in a blender

[mir-koko]

the core of dabis character is that he's a front line soldier in the idgaf war, but he's constantly losing

[9ffairs]

[cherryskieszz]

Character turnaround thing I made of this guy that I spent an unnecessary amount of time on

[jeremylivesalone]

first time drawing this bitch

[shokosriver]

beats him up

[joonebugg]

Truly quality art

[idliketochill]

There’s definitely something deeply wrong with all limbussy characters

B u t

(Used Hong Lu for expression doodles)

[deadn30n]

some fun mini blade headcanons i have!

he's a smoker. it's unclear when he started smoking, but it's a habit he picked up over time to deal with his everyday stresses

his base haircolour is actually still the white that Yingxing's was, but he prefers to dye it black for personal reasons pertaining to his identity + how he sees himself that i'll expand on in it's own separate post. however, you'll almost always see white streaks in his hair, despite him dyeing it

due to the mara + his immortality, a good chunk of his senses are actually dulled. he can't taste, smell, or see as well as he used to. most of the time he wears contacts, but sometimes he wears regular glasses

due to his dulled senses, he actually prefers spicy food over things that are bland because he can actually taste it. the spicier, the better

he averages around 4 or 5hrs of sleep a night when he does decide to sleep. most of the time he stays awake lost in his thoughts though

he was once a pretty decent cook, but after losing a good chunk of his sense of taste, he doesn't bother anymore as he's obviously uncertain what would be good and what wouldn't be

at heart he still carries a little of Yingxing's playfulness && arrogance but it only surfaces around those he considers close to him

speaking of, the Stellaron Hunters are his family in his eyes. he's fiercely loyal to them and i see him as being close to every one of them in his own way. each relationship is unique

he does actually like playing video games with Silver Wolf, but doesn't indulge often. he's also infuriatingly good at them, sometimes to the point it even annoys her. the games he excels at the best are competitive and mmos

his favourite season is spring, he really likes the rain especially and will often sit for hours quietly listening to it. his least favourite is winter; he hates the silence and the brittle chill it brings, because it opens up avenues for his mind to torment him when things are too silent.

blade doesn't make a habit of wearing perfumes and has a pretty normal bathing routine. he doesn't enjoy suffocatingly scented stuff and will often use things that aren't overpowering. however, his everyday scent ( like if you were to lean in and sniff his neck for example ) is oakwood with hints of leather and tobacco.

when he sleeps, it's just in plain boxers. he also pulls his hair up in a ponytail because he hates waking up with it all mussed or even stuck to his face.

[doom-dreaming]

I'm putting John in The Jar or some Natural Enrichment, and if he's lucky (ha ha), blue team + cortana are also going in

i'm putting him in a jar and shaking him

[creepycatboyz]

I wanna do unspeakable things to him ..............

[000bun]

[7-ferrets-in-a-coat]

What if i told you im planning to draw Claw Noir more. What then Huh??? Im working on a Cotl au but after that Ohohooh be Prepared. I will draw that cat.. a Lot.

[chalkrub]

smorkin

[breadstickobsession]

jonathan jarchivist sims is such a funny character bc. wdym he lied and said he was ten years older then he actually was because he wanted to seem professional. god i love him

[misinformationspreader3]

bet he'd kill it in a competitive fishing/farm simulator

[portrayalrooms]

" “All of them what ? I’m talking about my wife. I love my wife.” " STOP HE'S SO CUTE . i love vampire hero

“I’m sure,” simpered Villain to the chained Vampire Hero between two bodyguards, “that you’d love to know what happened to the last Hero who went against me.”

“Well, now that you mention it -”

“You’re here to rescue them, aren’t you ? You’ve nicely played the part of the naive newcomer, but I know who you are, vampire. I’m sorry to say that you’ve been betrayed. The other Hero was very cooperative.”

“Oh.”

“I’m sure you’ve realized that you can’t hypnotize my guards. They all have charms around their necks.”

“I noticed.”

“You’re trapped for good.”

“All right.”

“I’m sure you’d love to meet the one who betrayed you.”

“I do.”

“Perfect. You will be in the same prison.”

Without further commentary, the henchmen threw Vampire Hero in a small cell. Another person was already there, curled up in a corner. They were not in a good state. Even the blood stains around them looked unappealing. The smell was bland, characteristic of a lack of nutriments.

“Can you talk ?” asked Vampire Hero after a moment.

“It’s all my fault”, whispered the other.

Vampire Hero scratched his head and looked around, a little embarrassed. His job was dealing with villains. He was good at that. He only had to hold back a little. Dealing with Not-Evil People was another matter altogether. He was making progress – he had pinned on his fridge the Geneva Convention to be sure not to forget it during his job, it seemed like a good starting point – but still, he wasn’t the best person to deal with this situation. He was vaguely aware that threats or mocking wouldn’t do much good, so he awkwardly shrugged, his hands in the pockets of his tattered jeans. The other hero ignored him. Their eyes were glued on the ground, the iris wide.

“I tried. I tried not to crack. But – they broke me. They really, really broke me. And I – if they told you I’ve betrayed you, it’s true. I’ve told them everything they wanted to know.”

“Well yeah. Torture is torture and you only have one body. Seems logical to me.”

“You don’t understand. They know who you are.”

“I’m in a cell, buddy. I understand fine.”

Hero burst in tears.

“I’m a failure. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. You can – you can do whatever you want to me. I’ll understand.”

Once again, the vampire was at a loss. He knew of a hundred ways to make things worse and one of them was the silent treatment, but he didn’t want to do it. He’d read somewhere that physical contact could help, but Hero was covered with undressed wounds.

So he booped them on the nose.

“Chill. You look like you’ve been scorched alive and you can still lament about your situation. You’re fine. You’ve succeeded the most important thing. Crucial, really.”

“What ?”

“You’re still breathing. Keep doing that. I don’t have to, so I’ll get us out of here. All right ?”

“You’re not angry with me?”

“I don’t see why. ”

He crouched to examine the bars of the cell:

“And the sooner the better, I don’t want to be late for tonight.”

“What’s happening tonight ?”

Vampire Hero grinned from pointed teeth to pointed teeth, grabbing a bar that broke under the pressure of his fingers:

“ I am a creature of decadence and debauch. Every night, I have a meeting with a pure maiden, a cunning damsel, a fierce lady and a cruel temptress in my room.”

“All of them ? You must have a big bed.”

“All of them what ? I’m talking about my wife. I love my wife.”

“Oh, the evil one!”

Hero stopped themself, horrified by the words that just had come out from their mouth. You do not insult your colleague's spouse – especially if said colleague is currently ripping off metal bars from your own cell and is known for his dubious ethics. That is rude and unwise. The vampire stopped himself and glanced at them.

“I’m so sorry”, they squeaked. “I’ve been tortured and I’m confused and -”

Vampire Hero shrugged:

“No offense taken, mate. She was evil all right, and so was I. We were both a little cringe during our first centuries, like the youth say these days. To be fair, she was really sexy.”

“I’m - I’m sure of it.”

“And now she’s really sexy while dozing off while we watch TV. She’s really sexy when she drinks blood from a plastic bag. She’s really sexy all the time, really. Everything she does is delightful.”

He neglectfully threw a bar behind his back.

“Couldn’t you just destroy the lock ?” shyly asked Hero.

“No, I like doing it that way. It’s like bubble wrap.”

Vampire Hero joyfully kicked another bar that creaked and bend under his knee.

“You know what,” he said, “She’s feeling a little down because she can’t rip off heads as much as before. You should hear her complaining ! “I barely have strength to decapitate a human in a single stroke anymore !” and such. But what do I care ? She’d stay amazing even if she was too weak to pull the guts out of someone, but I keep telling her that and she still doesn’t believe it.”

“That’s really nice” assured Hero, whose smile was very strained. “I’m glad for you.”

The vampire stopped again – although maybe it was because half the bars had been taken off.

“Oh”, he said.

“What ? Have I said something wrong ? I’m sorry ! I didn’t -”

“No, it’s just – I don’t think a human has ever said that to me. I was... surprised.”

He held his hand out:

“Time to go. Thanks for the new experience, I guess.”

This time, Hero’s smile was a lot more genuine. They took the offered arm and painfully stood up:

“You’re very welcome.”

*

Vampire Hero is now a recurring character. His job is to troll current villains. Check his tag for more snippets with him.

You can meet his wife here.