#qob learns to code

[regina-bithyniae]

having programming issue and googling it, finding stackoverflow question posting, reading through it and realizing it's one you posted on the exact same topic a year ago

[regina-bithyniae]

matplotconservative, the data visualization package for red-blooded patriots

[regina-bithyniae]

There's those times on Overleaf when you hit Recompile and you just know your document's gonna be an absolute abbatoir when it loads

[regina-bithyniae]

Computer running hard, open task manager to see why, that's the final straw, crash

[regina-bithyniae]

go fuck yourself

[regina-bithyniae]

had a series of 4 SVCs running which had to cross validate and append the avg scores to a dictionary, took like 40 minutes,

they were overwriting one another so I've gotta do it again

gonna go kms

[regina-bithyniae]

IO teacher putting our problem sets in Pluto notebooks was such a 300 IQ move

Yes everything takes 20 minutes minimum to load, but now we can see our shitty code throwing errors in real time!

[regina-bithyniae]

broke: git-hub

woke: jit-hub

bespoke: gith-ub

[regina-bithyniae]

so many things my computer is willing to do, but of all places it draws a firm line at GridSearchCV()...

[regina-bithyniae]

this is a matplotlib hate blog

[regina-bithyniae]

Did they just remove all functionality for removing dataframe rows in Pandas? I've tried like five different ways and none of them are doing anything

[regina-bithyniae]

Hey classmates, quick fix for the problems yo're having with the course's packages - just run "conda update -n base conda" and wait a moment

[regina-bithyniae]

Always great when at first you look smart to the professor who runs your research seminar and then you blow all of your credibility with him by fucking up the data on your model then resubmitting it all in a panic

[regina-bithyniae]

my undergraduate thesis model includes a variable called `DICREX`

Thank you for your attention

[regina-bithyniae]

> go to office hours to get advice on code for research project in another class

> prof fixes it

> then sees something else I did badly and criticizes it

> then another thing

> and another

> (...)

> holds me there twenty minutes past the end of the session so he can roast my shitty code

> pain

> still beats stack overflow

[regina-bithyniae]

it crashed my laptop, same as another classmate

why can't we just do this in R hhhhhHHH

IO teacher putting our problem sets in Pluto notebooks was such a 300 IQ move

Yes everything takes 20 minutes minimum to load, but now we can see our shitty code throwing errors in real time!