#queenz4c

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{ the SugarBat agenda was a hit! they are my beloved rarepair }

{ but I have another compromise: Zacharie and The Queen, since stout chuckling toad and tall elegant octopus stuck on me }

{ I think The Queen would take a liking to the odd merchant. while she knows the extent of the story, Zacharie can see beyond the plot and probably the entire game. she's charmed by the unknown and this curious merchant }

{ Zach breaks the fourth wall plenty, he must have some fun stories to tell The Queen. they're enamoured by the beauty beyond the confines and one day they'll see over the rainbow }

{ they probably talk a lot about philosophical things about the world in bed or read together after they m4ke 0ut, maybe take a shower because they sticky }

{ speaking of which i bet s3x with them is interesting because tentacles and long tongues are fun. very slippery and Zach would totally be into The Queen's more.. inhuman parts. forget her thousand faces she's got curves you can literally get lost in }

{ and if there's one person to survive Queen's s3x dung30n and get to kiss her eldritch face it's going to be Zach let's just face it }