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[djedukenya]

Photos of Wells Fargo Employees who Stole Ksh. 94 Million Belonging to Quickmart

The Directorate of Criminal Investigation, DCI, have released the photos of two employees of Wells Fargo security company who made away with over ksh. 94 million.   The money was meant to be deposited at Family Bank Kenyatta Avenue Branch for the Quickmart Supermarket. The two left with the money without police escort as they always do. Later the vehicle was found dumped somewhere in South…

[tuvuti]

Glovo and Quickmart Partner to Revolutionize Grocery Shopping in Kenya

Glovo, the multi-category app, has taken a remarkable stride towards transforming Kenya’s landscape of convenience and accessibility; it unveiled an exciting partnership with Quickmart—one of the country’s top grocery chains. This groundbreaking collaboration aims to redefine not only Kenyan shoppers’ experience in grocery shopping but also home deliveries. Customers can now utilize the Glovo…

[juhnkit]

When your Wednesday shift at the convenience store includes: a customer confessing his undying love during Eric Clapton, an elderly woman critiquing youth culture to The Who's 'My Generation,' and a frazzled dad battling the ATM to the Chili Peppers. Retail: where your soundtrack never matches your plotline.

Playlist:

Eric Clapton - Wonderful Tonight #EricClapton

The Who - My Generation #TheWho

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Can't Stop #RedHotChiliPeppers

#QuickmartChronicles#ThisIsMineEO#MartysQuikmart#Episode2#PlizayaProductions#ShortStory#Comedy#Humor#Funny#lol#lmao#Wordpress

[britbite]

⋆˚ʚɞ * @breeteria, 001.

It's another night where Edie Britt has found herself in a state most unfortunate. She doesn't quite understand it; she never plays nice, 𝔞𝔩𝔪𝔬𝔰𝔱 never holds the door open for the other women on Wisteria Lane, and if there's a checkout space open at the QuickMart - she's the first one to take it from any old hag that dares to use the age-card... And yet here she is, committing a felon on a random Wednesday evening. She's not pissed about the fact that this could land her in jail or worse, with a whopping fine that'll stop her from buying those Jimmy Choo's she's been eyeing for the past week or so, no! Edie just can't help but hate it when she ends up helping another neighbour out, especially one like Bree Van De Kamp.

❛❛ I don't know why you waste your time with that burnt-out, one-hit-wonder cookbook... A handbook in committing all the crimes you can in small-town suburbia! — ❜❜ Her gestures are slow, all for the grandeur and drama-effect, the pressing of her glossed velvets accentuating her glamour. ❛❛ Now that's a book you'd be great at writing. And you wouldn't have to hire someone to fake it for you like you did with the last one. ❜❜

[olingataeed]

Welcome Duncan Kinuthia, newly appointed Director of Retail at Asili Coffee Estates with its BeanvYou coffee cafes franchising in 2025 globally. He is also the Founder of the Quickmart chain of supermarkets which has grown to over $375m revenues; now owns the ‘Basic��� strip malls.

[gravedigest]

Teeny drabble while I work other shit out.

“Vic,”

He rubs his face against the couch cushion.

Something’s off.

“Viiiic?”

He can hear the sink running.

“Viiiiiiiiii-“

“Oh my god.”

“Hi Vic.”

Toothbrush hanging from his mouth, towel draped over his head like a veil, Victor looks comfy. And annoyed. More annoyed than comfy.

“What do you want?”

“Are you brushing in circles?”

Deimos thinks his roommate is about to spit the rest of the toothpaste foam directly onto his unprotected neck, but Victor’s always the better man, just sneering and getting back to brushing.

Deimos would’ve at least considered the shot. Might not’ve done it, but maybe.

Maybe.

Like the nice guy he is, Victor turns the tv on before he goes.

It’s a hot day, the window cracked as far open as it can be on a floor this high up, the AC busted and the landlord refuses to answer any messages.

Or, Deimos hasn’t noticed a message come back.

Better check on that.

…

…

“Vic?”

…

“Viiii-“

“I’m going to strangle you,”

Stomping into the living room, towel draped over his head like a veil, Victor looks comfy. And annoyed. More annoyed than comfy.

Deimos blinks, mouth open, then he snaps it shut.

… Deja vu?

When he doesn’t say anything, Victor crosses his arms and gives him a face that says ‘Get on with it.’

“… I’unno.”

It’s hot.

Victor goes back to the bathroom.

He has sweat pooling on his back, where it feels like it’s been building while he’s been belly-down on the sofa.

It’s hot.

He has-

…

…

“Vic?”

Victor steps out of the bathroom, towel draped over his head like a veil. Victor looks comfy. And worried. More worried than comfy.

The guy kneels down by the couch, and Deimos can’t remember why he’d called for him in the first place.

It’s hot.

He doesn’t feel so good, and it’s obvious enough that Victor’s got a hand on the back of his head, checking how hot he’s running.

“Do you wanna go to the quickmart? Hang out in the beer cave?” He’s using that voice he uses when he’s trying not to freak Deimos out. Uh-oh.

“… Am I bugging?”

“Yyyeeeah. Come on.”

The quickmart isn’t far, just around the block. If the owners are there, Deimos is probably going to receive a shotgun aimed at his face.

Or, did they kiss and make up?

Or did he steal again and wreck that?

He can’t really remember, but it’s just some teenager at the counter today, staring into the depths of space while microscopic LEDs dance across her pupils. She doesn’t even look up when Victor closes Deimos into the beer cave.

It’s blessedly cool, even the quick chill of his arms feels nice at this point, nice enough that he can grab a tall boy and press it to the back of his neck, letting his eyes shut as the fog recedes to something more manageable.

… Landlord. Contact the landlord.

He checks his messages just to find out that the text he’d written up had never even sent. He must’ve started looping before he actually got the message out.

He tacks the word EMERGENCY onto it, and lets it fly.

His memory doesn’t come back right, stored directly onto his drive and nowhere in his meat, recorded and unprocessed. It’s kind of funny to watch over again, seeing Victor get increasingly more irritated- Up until he looks worried, at least.

Christ. What a wreck.

New message alert comes up pretty fast, something something heatwave, something something multiple complaints. Technician held up but en route.

He gets offered enough credits for one cold extra shower in the meantime.

Maybe he should piss in the hallway.

… Nah.

He is stealing the beer, though.

[chaoticoctopi]

In the SCA when you're at an event and suddenly discover you need more ice/sunscreen/cheese for your campfire fondue/WhatHaveYou and you descend on the nearest little supermarket or quickMart - still in full garb and usually in a small, loud, boisterous (and often slightly smelly if its the third day of a camping event) mob - its called "freaking the mundanes".

There's a filk (spoof song) about it.

It's set to the tune of "waltzing Matilda"

"freaking the mundanes! Freaking the mundanes! You'll come a-freaking the mundanes with me! And they stared as we walked through the market in our funny clothes - you'll come a-freaking the mundanes with me!"

My friends and I used to do this thing where we'd dress up on a theme and go do something totally normal.

We dressed up as pirates and went bowling.

We dressed as vikings and went to the grocery store. The security guard told us we had to move our longship because it was illegally parked.

We dressed as Romans and went to Blockbuster. The staff chanted, "toga! Toga! Toga!" at us.

We dressed up all steampunk and went to the museum. Tourists kept taking our picture.

[mwirigi]

I was watching some music on TV a nice rapper comes on and it hits me, this dude I chat with him, we talk, and he knew who I was.

Then I'm in quickmart in Nanyuki and some random guy in the line knows me

People know who I am. I don't really care about it that much. It's hits me sometimes out of the blue like haiya!

[ask-time-loop-curly]

Are you gay

no but i did suck a guy off behind a quickmart once lol

[WAIT FUCK NO I DIDN'T MEAN TO SEND THAT SHIT SHIT SHIT DELE-]

[djedukenya]

Who Owns Wells Fargo? Wells Fargo Employees Steal Ksh. 94 Million Belonging to Quickmart

Kenyans have been shocked after news emerged that employees of Wells Fargo Security firm made away with ksh. 94 million that was meant to be to the bank.   The money is reported to belong to Quickmart Supermarket and was supposed to be banked at Family Bank in Kenyatta Avenue Branch. However, a driver and the company’s commander left the offices in South C without any police officers as is the…

[raphaelmwai]

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Retailers face probe for supplier pay delay

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[crystalkleure]

God, I love Ishigashi.

Because, I mean. Nobody suspects the tour guide. He was JUST the fucking tour guide. He was just There. The Perfectly Mundane Random Dude Who’s Here To Explain All The Interesting Shit.

It's just. So fucking funny to me. The tour guide is homicidal.