#ramblings of a moose

[missiemoosie]

Billy Boyd narrates a show on National Geographic about pirates.

It sounds like a slightly more mature Pippin is giving me history lessons.

[ariesalpinesavi]

I might clean this up in the future, but for now, here’s my PSA

[mooseonahunt]

When I go to hell, let it be known I went because I committed the sin of empathy with reckless abandon.

[aestherians]

The wolf's fangs are like knives. They are made for killing, but their kills are utilitarian. To the wolf, killing is surviving. Killing is its nature. The wolf's fangs are utensils first and weapons second.

The bison has no pragmatic excuse for its horns. The bison doesn't kill to survive. Killing is not in its nature. The bison's horns are like swords, only there to hurt others in the name of self-defense, or to spar in the name of pride.

Humans fear the wolf's fangs because they understand the effectiveness of a pragmatic utensil. But humans are not the prey of wolves.

Humans should fear the bison's prideful defensiveness, for when your only protection is a sword, your only defense is a swift and ruthless offense.

[ms-scarletwings]

A scene from Invader Zim I seem to find way creepier than anyone else does

It’s just weirdly good horror to me as a years later rewatch somehow. Dripping with menace.

Long time fans know this is one of the most theatric and chatty characters in the show, alone or not. He also more often than not gets over -ahem, denies- setback and mission fumbles in record time. Not here. Just the silence that lets you truly hear that eerie ass ambience in the background. Just watching him reviewing back collected surveillance, on presumably what’s supposed to be human child behavioral data (this was still season 1 after all), but he’s neither mocking the subjects nor boasting about himself for once. He’s not even complaining or getting into one of his spiels. It’s just that cut back to the reel of a dozen pains he’s suffered at the Skool, cut back to that stone still expression, cut back to the tapes. You don’t know if they’re all from a singularly horrible day or a pile of weeks of humiliations stacking on a camel’s back. You get nothing of explanation except for that quiet seething in his expression- The scariest kind of angry. It’s Zim, ruminating on a god’s honest murderous rage, toward this species that seems to only justify his contempt of them with every single interaction. Almost as if you can watch this and imagine his hatred just getting hotter and hotter for all mankind under the surface, and then narrowing in like a magnifying glass straight onto the worst and most frequent offender of all. Those four consecutive Dib clips are what finally seem to make him feel like he’s seen enough and he’s fully decided on beginning to craft what we later find out was the Moosey wormhole plan. If it was only about Dib standing in the way of the mission, like he frames it, this episode intro wouldn’t serve any purpose. It was about so much more than Dib probably ever thinks about, the axe forgets and all that.

To me this clip is like the one moment where I swear to Tallest Zim was feeling on a kind of Nny wavelength in that isolated instant,

AND it’s one of many moments where I shake my head remembering how Dib’s average Tuesday is spent more recklessly than poking a sleeping dragon in the eye with a stick.

[raine-st0rm]

I dunno

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

GUYS. MOOSEN.

Moosen. Is that the plural of moose? Whatever.

Moosen are FREAKY. Like, 7 feet tall, huge horns, CARniVOReS?! WhAT?

When you see an elk and you go: Oh, a large deer! That’s an elk. But when you see an elk and go: DEAR LORD, IT’S AN ELDRITCH HORROR FROM THE DAWN OF TIME, that is a fear-instilling, utterly terrifying MOOSE.

It looks like an orc should be riding to battle on them. “Ride, Bullwinkle, ride! Lead me to GloRiouS victory!”

What the heck. You can’t tell me there’s not a God, ‘cause nothing else is creative and crafty enough to keep these things alive for this long.

[annimoose]

To all my Malevolent fans out there

Here are some romanitcal lines you can use on your lovely partner this valentines Day!

Enjoy! 💕

- Hey babe, are you a fractured piece of an elder god? Because I want you inside me.

- A human corpes isn't the only thing I can eat.

- A dagger isn't the only thing I'm shoving into my throat tonight. 💖

- Are you a widow? Because I'm going to bash your skull in with a gaint rock multiple times repeatedly.

- I hope we have multiple divorces like Arthur and John do.

[notanothertravelphotoblog]

Mooooooose at Glacier NP

[hogletthe2nd]

Oh ok so no one was gonna mention moose’s passing I was just gonna have to randomly figure that out THANKS GUYS 👍

[missiemoosie]

Ugh. Out of the three groups summon for jury duty tomorrow, mine is the only one that wasn't cancelled.

[thesassypadawan]

🖤💛Fan Expo💛🖤

Words cannot express how truly amazing this con was! This was, by far, one of the greatest gifts that Skydaddy has given me! With that said...

On Saturday, I did photo ops with Hyaden. Which he was just so excited to see my special Leafs shirt and get the Leafs bracelet I made him. 💙🤍 Unfortunately though, I froze up soooo bad. Sassyness just bam...gone...out the window. 😭 But he was so patient with me. Pulled me in for a side hug, gave me backrubs, and told me "it's okay". Also, lord, he smelled so good...like mountain freshness, mixed with rain. 🫠

Thankfully though, I was able to redeem myself on Sunday.

I got to see him for autographs first thing in the morning. (Best way to start your day, 10/10) I was finally able to talk to him without being a shy bean. Again, he was excited to see my special Jays shirt; got a be kick out of me being a fan of both teams. 💙🤍 Got a good laugh out of my 'Crispy, Not Burnt' keychain on the Anakin backpack...along with the 'Bad Dad Star Wars Jokes' book I gave him. And was so happy to get some homemade 'crack' cookies from me. Poor guy though, he accidentally mispronuced my name at first and just kept apologizing while we both kept trying to shake with the wrong hand. 😂

After the autographs, Skydaddy and I got to see him and Rosario for the team-up photo. Where right off the bat, as soon as he saw me, he thanked me for the cookies again and told me he really liked them. I was able to give the two of them the matching bracelets I made (Worlds Best Padawan and Worlds Okayish Master). And before we went to leave, Hayden thanked me again and gave me more backrubs. ❤️

Finally, not too long after the team up, I went to get an autograph from Rosario. Which she got her own container of 'crack' cookies, she was very excited about that. And told me about how after she and Hayden finished the team up pics, they finally got the chance to see what the bracelets said. Apparently they both got a good laugh out of them and Hayden said, "Okayish? Only Okayish?" 😂

Again...this was truly an amazing con! I can't wait to have the opportunity to see both of them again! And hopefully I didn't bore you, lovelies, with my experience post! 🖤💛

[mooseonahunt]

I can’t wait to watch a playthrough of RE9 and see Grace team up with Claire and Sherry in Raccoon City to deliver Ms. X’s estrogen that Rebecca thoughtfully produced just for her

[serenadeofsunshine]

was planning to fix my sleep schedule today But. my friends wanted to watch a little bit of camp lazlo with me after being a little annoying about it… and i am so hopeful it will happen… so i’ll stay up

[the-hwaelweg]

The new ai sex spam bots on here are a whole new level of body horror to me. Like we've gone past uncanny valley, which is unsettling, into tripping the same panic alarms in my brain as when you see a moose on the ski trail ahead of you.

[thelampisaflashlight]

Bea, standing by her window holding a clipboard: "The ghouls are having their seasonal 'hunt' in the woods tonight, and I decided to keep track of how many I see run past the cabin." -sees Mountain sprint by, completely nude, sighs deeply, begins note taking- "...That doesn't count, he does that every other night..." Rain, screaming, running by: -being chased by Cumulus- Bea, opening the window and leaning out: "BITCH, WAS THAT A FUCKING SNAKE BITING YOUR DICK OR DO YOU JUST HANG LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME?!" Rain, crying: "Help me!" Bea: "No." -closing the window, picking her clipboard back up- "...8/10."