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this is your final warning.

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can YOU guess what bug this girl is

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you are just mad at me because I put your sect to the sword, which is frankly immature of you, because I've done that to a lot of other sects

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we give pjackk a lot of shit but i think deep down all of us appreciate that his huge stupid pig iron body is the only thing anchoring baltimore and preventing it from floating off into outer space

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drawing people i see in the city (36/?)

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「青もみじと水辺」

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got ink?

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[guy who's only played Noita and Caves of Qud] an indie game is when there's like 900 different liquids

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when i had covid, i bought a pack of 1000 balloons and started exhaling all of my breaths at home into the balloons. this way my roommate wouldn't have to worry about the contagion. i filled balloon after balloon until i had an uncountable (1000 in retrospect) rainbow sea of pandemic payload.

my neighbor had an old tarp in his garage that i had taken camping a few times before, and he never missed it or complained the one time i brought it back while he was sawing wood in his driveway. i think community is important, and appreciate his respect for my inability to offer even basic pleasantries.

it turns out anyone with a license can rent a helicopter for a few hours, so i filled the tarp with my sickly collection and prepared myself for a mission of utmost importance. the world was rotten, and it was up to me to kill that rot with pestilence that has no allegiance.

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[guy who's only played Noita and Caves of Qud] an indie game is when there's like 900 different liquids

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cop interrupts gathering of people giving food to the homeless in san miguel, buenos aires to push and beat them around, promptly finds out that actions have consequences

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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