#ramblings...to the batman!✍️

[r1ddlessy]

edward nashton with a hyper-feminine girlfriend

a/n:this is embarrassingly short

"eddie-bear!"

edward grunted softly when you threw yourself at him, wrapping your arms around his neck.

"hello, honey." he kissed your forehead sweetly and reciprocated the hug. "did you have a nice time while i was at work?" he pulled away to look you in the eyes as he asked.

"mhm!" you nodded happily, elated to be in his arms once more. "looked at magazines and stuff..." you absentmindedly rubbed his shoulders as you rambled on about your day, while edward's own hands trailed down to rub the fabric of the hem of your skirt between his fingers. eventually his hands brushed against your stockings and he pinched the fabric gently, watching it lightly snap back against your skin. he snapped back to attention when you grabbed his hands in yours. "do you like the skirt?it came today, i bought some other things..." you smiled sweetly at him and he almost felt his knees buckle.

no matter how long you were together for he'd always be in shock at the situation he was in. he can't believe the pretty girl in the diner actually wanted to be with him, despite the number of times you've confirmed it.

"i like all your clothes baby, especially these tops." his finger gently traced the lace edging on your vest. "you look like an angel..." he murmured softly and your face warmed. "my guardian angel." he smiled his shy smile and you couldn't help but lay a tiny kiss on the corner of his mouth, proud of the red lipstick mark it left.

" 'm not an angel, just a girly girl." you giggled and edward shook his head.

"you're my angel. do they do fashion shows in Heaven?"

"mhm, but the entry fee is a kiss i'm afraid." you frowned exaggeratedly and edward rolled his eyes amusedly. he pulled you in by your waist and kissed you slowly and sweetly.

"in that case, i can afford hundreds of entries."

[r1ddlessy]

panty thief with edward nashton

warnings: pervy eddie, mean dom reader, facesitting

a/n: this is one of those things i'll regret tomorrow for sure.

"can i borrow a hoodie? it's kind of chilly in your apartment." you giggled and eddie blushed as he nodded.

"the bedroom's just down the hallway, to the left. i keep my hoodies in the drawer." you nodded and eddie turned to face the TV again as you padded down the hall. his bedroom was fairly neat as you surveyed it, trying to avoid snooping until a piece of fabric peeking out of the covers of the bed caught your eye. you walked closer to it, purely to satisfy your curiosity as you were sure the answer was innocent and in any case you could help organise his room. as you grasped the fabric and tugged it out however your blood went cold as it's familiarity blared alarms in your head.

why were your panties in his bed?

your brain scrambled for an explanation as your hands tossed the panties to the center of the bed and went to fix the sheets you'd disturbed. as you smoothed the sheet out however, your hand snagged another piece of fabric with a pattern of lace you recognised. you breathed slowly to calm yourself down, telling yourself it was a simple explanation and that you were overreacting. maybe your panties slipped off while you were sleeping in your own bed and eddie pocketed them by mistake. you knew it was a stupid excuse but you had to work with it as you walked over to the drawer, remembering what you were originally here for.

"angel?" edward's soft voice still made you jolt and you whipped around to face him. he was stood in the doorway with a confused and slightly concerned expression on his face. "what's taking you so long, is everything ok?" you nodded quickly, determined to dismiss the discovery.

"mhm! i just got distracted for a second but i'll get the hoodie now." you expected him to turn around and leave but for some reason he lingered there, eyes observing you curiously as you opened the drawer. your mouth went dry as you saw the small collection of your underwear tucked away in the corner. you turned to face edward slowly. "what the fuck is wrong with you?" you whispered and edward's face twisted into one of hurt shock.

"you're my girlfriend, am i not allowed to want to have a piece of you to myself?" he scoffed and your eyes widened in disbelief at his words.

"you're a sick pervert, this isn't romantic." you retorted and crossed your arms over your chest protectively. edward merely shrugged.

"i'm just a sick pervert for you, angel. you made me like this." you shook your head as if trying to shake the situation you were in out of existence.

"what do you even do with them?" you asked incredulously, curiousity getting the better of you despite the sensible part of your brain telling you that you didn't want the answer. edward smirked in response.

"what do you think?" his voice was eerily soft. it sent a shiver down your spine. "i like being able to smell your scent while i jack off to the memory of you."

suddenly images flashed in your mind of edward with his head thrown back, hair sticking to his forehead as he moaned softly. one hand tugging at the base of his cock and the other pressing your panties into his face. you'd be lying if you said it was a completely unappealing sight. edward's eyes trailed down your body like a hawk, and he caught the subtle squeeze of your thighs. he stalked towards you like prey.

"does that turn you on?" he whispered lowly in your ear. "maybe you like sick perverts. makes you feel wanted, doesn't it? the fact i'm so desperate for you i get off on just your scent."

his taunting words flipped a switch in you. you were overcome with a sudden need to give in to your own growing arousal and put the pervert in his place. your hands seemed to move on their own as you pressed them to edward's chest and shoved him, watching as he stumbled shocked and fell backwards on to the bed. you wasted no time in crawling over him and caging him with your body, not that he had any intention of leaving your grasp. your hands squished his cheeks together as you looked down at him with a tinge of disgust.

"you've had your fun, but now i'm going to have mine freak." you spat the words out and edward seemed delighted at the insult which should have offended him. the stiffness pressing into your thigh only reinforcing this. "i'm going to sit on your face and you're going to eat me out. then i'm not going to touch you at all. understood?"

edward nodded quickly and you scoffed at how pathetic he was. he eyed you hungrily as you undressed, but obediently kept his hands to himself until you settled yourself comfortably on his face. his hands couldn't help but reach out to grab hungrily at your flesh, desperate to be able to have his hands on you. you moaned in delight at the first stroke of edward's tongue against your pussy. he lapped at it with the hunger of a starving man, and soon your juices were coating his chin and his tongue was tracing focusedly around your clit. edward's tongue licked up the remains of your cum on his face as you pushed off of him with shaky legs.

"you may be a freak, but you know how to use that tongue." your eyes trailed down from his shit-eating grin to the wet patch on the crotch of his trousers in awe.

"i told you i come to your scent."

[r1ddlessy]

bad day with edward nashton

a/n: if you think you know the answer to the riddle lmk!!

warnings:one mention of a gun

"what's wrong, baby?"

you asked gently as you saw edward staring into the wall with a hazy look on his face. he jumped slightly like you'd startled him, before he shook his face.

"nothing, i'm fine honey." he lied and tried to force a smile but it came out wrong and you knew him too well.

"please tell me, i wanna help you baby." you walked closer until you reached the sofa then you sat on the floor in front of him. you looked up at him and rested your hands on his thighs. edward couldn't hold back when he saw how concerned you looked. he sighed softly.

"i'm just going through a rough patch, you know?" he cupped your face and you nuzzled into it. "just don't know anymore." he looked away once more, while you listened intently. "i don't feel worthy of being with you. i feel like i'm just bringing you down..." he murmured the last sentence quietly but you heard it loud and clear.

"but eds, that's not true!" you protested. "you're amazing and i love you so much. i wish you could see yourself the way i see you." you spoke earnestly, gently reaching out to move his gaze to yours. "why don't we do some things to cheer you up?" you suggested, biting your lip nervously as you awaited his response.

"you would do that for me?" he asked softly, completely astounded. you smiled up at him.

"i'd give you the sun if you asked for it." you admitted, before standing up off the floor and patting his thighs lightly. "you sit right there mister, prepare for an evening of enjoyment." you grinned and bowed before you left, making edward laugh which brightened your mood. you picked up a few DVDs from your bedroom and returned to the living room where edward was sat patiently.

"what movie do you wanna watch, hon?" his face lit up as you showed the display of movies you'd brought.

"The Shining, please." he answered without hesitation and you laughed, having already seen it with him an insane amount of times.

"alright, i'll pop it in while i make some cookies." you kneeled down to place the DVD in but edward moved it away from you.

"don't wanna start it without you..." he said shyly and you smiled, nodding understandingly as you stood back up.

"i'll make you a hot chocolate for while you wait for me to make the cookies then, hon." edward blushed and thanked you while you went into the kitchen. when you returned with a hot chocolate in his favourite mug with whipped cream and mini marshmallows, tears stung at his eyes.

"no one's ever taken care of me like this." he murmured as he took the mug from you. you kissed his cheek and squeezed his upper arm.

"i'll take care of you now, hon."

25 minutes passed and the cookies were piled high on a plate, warm and ready to be eaten while you both curled up in each other's arms on the sofa.

"have i ever told you how handsome you are?" you blurted out as Wendy and Danny walked through the maze on-screen. edward spluttered on his mouthful of cookie and hot chocolate, and you wiped the crumbs from the corner of his mouth. "because you are." you smiled as you cuddled into his side, looking up into his eyes. "you've got beautiful eyes and such a cute face, it's so kissable!" you gushed and edward grew bright red. to prove your point, you planted a kiss on each of his cheeks and one on his nose. when you saw his flustered face it ignited something in you, and you crawled over to straddle yourself over his lap. edward sat as still as a statue while he awaited your next move. you didn't give him time to prepare before you started planting a flurry of kisses on his face, trailing down from his forehead down his nose to his chin and jaw.

edward hummed quietly in bliss. you gave him a few sweet,chaste kisses on his lips before you finally pulled away.

"i love you more than life itself." you murmured, smiling softly as you looked at him.

"you're my whole life." he responded before pulling you close to his chest. you lay comfortably in each other's arms until the end credits rolled, and edward frowned for a moment wondering if this was the end of this blissful time. he hid his frown as you stood up and put the DVD away.

"oh eds!i nearly forgot i got you something..." you hurriedly left the living room and went into the kitchen, coming back with a big book with "50 Riddles" printed on it. "i thought maybe we could figure some out together." you smiled as you brought it over and set it on his lap, opening it to the first page.

"a man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. the bartender pulls out a gun, and the man thanks him and leaves." your brow furrowed as you tried to think of the possible solutions. barely a few seconds passed before edward came up with the answer. you checked it and giggled.

"is there any riddle you can't solve?" you teased.

"how on Earth i got lucky enough to be loved by you."

[r1ddlessy]

edward nashton meeting a bimbo

warnings: pervy edward

"mr nashton? could you sign this for me please?"

edward gulped as you poked your head into his office, one manicured hand on the door ready to push it open.

"of course, uh come in please." he managed to nod and you practically skipped in, a wave of your perfume following behind you. edward adjusted himself as his eyes inevitably darted to the tight skirt creeping up your thighs. when you sat down in front of him however, he was forced to look in your eyes.

"you're the only person i could ask for this, i'm so new and you're my boss you know!" edward nodded and smiled politely as you talked but he was finding it harder and harder to focus as you droned on. his thoughts started to wonder to less pure things than work buddies, until you snapped him back to attention by tapping an acrylic nail on the dotted line.

"just right there, to say that i've been mentored by you." you leaned over to gesture to the rest of the document and edward's eyes practically jumped to the glorious view in front of them. your cleavage, right in front of him and almost close enough to kiss. as you looked up at him he painfully tore his eyes away, but the short view had given him enough material to conserve for later. he was close enough to smell your bubblegum. he coughed and straightened himself out, quickly signing the document.

"there you go." he smiled genuinely, less at you and more at the fact he would be free from your tempting and intoxicating self now. you squealed happily and took the paper from him.

"thank you so much!" before edward could even prepare himself you leaned over again and pressed a kiss to his cheek. this time you'd leaned close enough for him to actually feel the warmth of your body against his.

"i'll be the best assistant ever, i promise you!" you giggled and waved before you left the room, shutting the door softly. edward stared at the door for a moment with a new tightness in his trousers.

"i'm sure you will be."

[r1ddlessy]

insecurities with edward nashton

warnings:soft dom edward, oral (f receiving), embarrassingly long, odd paragraph choices

"eds, i'm not really up for it tonight." you admitted softly, crossing your arms over yourself protectively. edward's brows furrowed in concern, touching his lips as if they hurt you.

"did i do something wrong, baby?" he asked meekly. your heart sank and you shook your head quickly.

"you did nothing wrong, it's just i'm not really confident in my body at the moment." you avoided his gaze, almost embarassed to admit it out loud. edward frowned.

"why wouldn't you be confident? you're the most beautiful woman i've ever laid my eyes on." he spoke with such earnestness it made your face burn.

"i just don't think you wanna see it..." you trailed off with a soft sigh and edward shook his head.

"the first time you showed me your body, i felt like the luckiest man in the world. now you think i wouldn't want to get that chance again? makes no sense to me, baby." he stepped closer once more, closing the gap between you. "do you seriously think i could have anything but praise for your beautiful self?" he asked softly. you shook your head. his warm breath tickled your ear as he leaned in close to whisper.

"can i show you how beautiful you are?" you were nodding before you knew it, your body already excited by the prospect of him touching you. edward shook his head, one hand reaching out to cup your face and the other settling warmly on your hip.

"i need you to use your words tonight, baby." he chastised gently and you felt warmth flood between your legs.

"want you to show me, please." you managed to respond thickly. edward smiled contently.

"that's a good girl. do you want me to show you with my hands or my mouth?"

he pulled his hand away from your face. you practically whined at the loss of touch. edward raised an eyebrow. you received the message loud and clear.

"mouth, please." you whimpered. edward nodded and slowly pulled your shirt off, giving you time to back out if you wanted to. instead, you raised your arms to assist him. next, his deft fingers undid the button of your jeans and pulled them down your legs until they pooled at your ankles.

"lie back on the bed." he instructed and you obeyed, looking up at him with anticipation as he tugged your jeans off completely and tossed them into the corner of the room. "you're being so good for me, baby." he smiled and crawled on top of you, hovering his body over yours. your body responded to his praise as you pushed yourself up for more contact but he gently pushed you down, nudging you with his chin. once you were down he pressed a soft kiss to your forehead.

"i love your incredible brain." he kissed both your cheeks. "i love kissing you here when i'm leaving for work 'cause i know i'll come home to do the same." you giggled and he silenced you with a tender kiss on your lips. "i love kissing your lips because they're so soft and they say such sweet things." he trailed kisses down your jaw and down your neck, only pulling away after placing one on the swell of your breast. "i love your kind heart and the beat it makes just for me."

you whimpered as his kisses trailed down closer to where you wanted him the most, but to your dismay he only pressed a chaste kiss to the soft section of your belly right above the edge of your underwear. he looked up at you with a grin. "i love putting my hand here and feeling your warmth when we cuddle." he kissed down your legs to your ankles.

"i love feeling your beautiful legs wrapping around my neck while i eat your pretty pussy." you gasped and the wanton look in your eyes told edward everything he had to know. he wouldn't give it to you so easily however.

"is that what you want, baby?" his thick fingers hooked on to the waistband of your underwear as he looked into your eyes. you nodded fervently and he shook his head, removing his fingers. you instantly whined and edward gave you no relief.

"want you to eat me out,please!" you were practically begging and edward smirked, finally content as he pulled down your underwear.

"good girl. is that all for me?" he teased as his eyes trailed to the slick arousal between your thighs.

"all for you." you nodded fervently, looking up at him like he was your saviour as you spread your legs. edward stared shamelessly. his head dipped until he was an inch away from your pussy, and as he looked up at you with adoring eyes his tongue darted between your folds. you moaned as he circled around your clit, his tongue savouring your pussy like it was his first meal in weeks.

before you knew it your legs were wrapped around his neck, pushing him further into you and he gasped against you although the look in his eyes told you he wasn't upset by it. he kissed your clit then looked up at you with a shit-eating grin but before you could complain at his teasing he dived back in. his fingers parted your lips for him as you whined at the combined sensation. his lips wrapped around your bundle of nerves and suckled and you swore you could see stars. or maybe a halo around the head between your legs.

"are you close, baby?" he asked as he pulled away to look up at you, lips puffy and eyes twinkling.

"so fucking close." you moaned and thrust up into his face, begging for contact and he obliged greedily. edward smirked as he felt your legs shake around him and heard your moans getting louder before you came on his face. your face warmed as he licked the residue of your juices around your thighs. you sighed and smiled hazily down at him as he wiped his chin with the back of his hand.

"thank you for that. you really made me feel beautiful." you said softly. edward made a flippant gesture then grinned.

"let me know anytime you need a reminder, beautiful."

[r1ddlessy]

HCs of Edward Nashton as a boyfriend

✎ you ground him very often, and remind him that there is hope in the world

✎you provide a shoulder to cry on when there are darker days

✎someone to exchange riddles with on rainy afternoons with cups of hot cocoa

✎someone to greet every evening with a kiss and a tight hug

✎someone to whisper "i can't believe i'm so lucky." to in the late hours of the night while he thinks you're sleeping

✎diner dates where you each order something and feed each other bites

✎watching black-and-white movies together every night on his ancient laptop

✎cuddling under the blankets and absorbing each others warmth

✎his love language is physical affection but he struggles with initiating it, so the first time you lay your head on his chest he swore he ascended

✎he's clingy in the best way, and unafraid to openly show his devotion for you

[r1ddlessy]

scary good with Edward Nashton

a/n: is it past halloween, yes, do i care no.

warnings: unprotected sex, choking, overstimulation

"you look absolutely stunning, angel."

your cheeks warmed and you pinched at the fabric on your body.

"i thought you might like it..." a smile crept up on your face as Edward ran his hands down your sides appreciatively.

"you thought correctly, angel. let's get going though, the reservation's at seven."

the streetlights cast a soft glow on Eddie's profile as you admired him while you walked back to your apartment. his hand felt warm in yours as he guided you to walk in front of him into the building, opening the door for you first.

"you're such a gentleman, Eds." you teased as you walked inside and Eddie's eyes twinkled as he grinned.

"anything for m'lady." he joked and your laugh was cut off by a surprised gasp as he slammed the door of the apartment shut with your body against it. before you could ask him what had just happened, he'd smashed his lips against yours and pulled you into a feverish kiss. his hands planted themselves on either side of you, pinning you in place. he pulled away for a moment and his glasses were askew, but you saw the lust in his eyes.

"you look so fucking good baby, it's taking everything in me not to fuck you right now." he whispered and you pulled him against you.

"please, Eddie."

you weren't sure what you were asking for since your head was spinning, but the way Edward squeezed you made you feel as if he not only understood but was happy to fulfill your request. he pulled you feverishly into the bedroom, then walked you backwards in his arms until your legs hit the bed and you fell on to it. he crawled on top of you, kissing down your jaw and over the tops of your breasts as his hands searched for the zipper to free your body from it's constraints. he groaned softly as your chest was exposed to him and his warm hands squeezed them with care. you moaned as his fingers deftly played with your nipples.

"i know you want to get fucked angel." Edward pulled your dress off impatiently. "but i had some fun things planned for tonight, so you'll have to be patient." he murmured with a teasing edge of sternness as you giggled and nodded.

"what's on the schedule, sir?" you sat up on the bed as Edward stood up and walked over to the wardrobe.

"i wanna see you cum, as many times as possible." he produced the vibrator he'd discovered at the bottom of your underwear drawer ages ago (by mistake, he was just trying to organise) and you swallowed.

"Eddie-bear, i don't think you know how strong that vibrator is and you wouldn't be able to use it because-" Edward silenced you by raising his hand.

"i know how it works, and i think you'll find i'm quite efficient with it by the end of the night." he smirked and you couldn't help the warmth that spread between your legs at his confident attitude. "and if you need some help staying in place the handcuffs will help." he remarked casually before waving the aforementioned object tantalisingly in your face. you held your hands out obediently and he attached them. "is that too tight, angel?" he checked seriously.

"no, they're fine sir." you smiled at his sweetness even in his rougher moments and he nodded satisfied.

"good girl, spread your legs for me." you obeyed and he tugged your underwear down your legs, exhaling thickly at the sight. "you are so fucking beautiful, angel." he murmured as his hands trailed down your legs, squeezing the flesh appreciatively. you giggled and placed a kiss on the top of his head.

"you're so sweet, Eds."

"i'm just being honest!"

your laugh was cut off once again by Eddie catching you off guard, this time by the presence of a buzzing dangerously close to your clit. vibrations massaged your clit as Edward turned the vibrator to the lowest setting.

"do you like that, angel?" he murmured and you could only nod and whine softly in response. he smirked as your back arched off the bed, searching for more contact. his hand gently but firmly kept you down. "you're only getting what i'm willing to give tonight, angel." you whimpered slightly and Edward gave you a light tap on the thigh, but mercifully turned the vibration up. you moaned happily and twitched in anticipation.

"Eds! i'm close!" you squealed softly and he didn't move his position as your vision blurred and your orgasm washed over you. Edward kindly pulled the vibrator away whilst you recovered with soft pants, but this respite only lasted a few moments before he pressed it to your now-sensitive clit once more and ignored your squeals of complaint. you squirmed but the handcuffs prevented you from being able to escape his pleasurable torture.

this cruel cycle continued until the sheets below you were soaked in your juices. Edward had managed to pull six orgasms from you until he decided you could be finally relieved of his experiment, as you looked up at him with glazed-over eyes and a dopey expression that betrayed the lack of thoughts behind them.

"my pretty angel." he cooed and tucked a strand of your hair behind your ear. you nuzzled into his touch, but even through your brain fog there was a persistent feeling telling you you needed to have him inside you.

"i want your cock, Eds." you whimpered and your hand pawed at his clothed crotch as Edward blushed and gently tried to redirect you.

"angel, you've been overstimulated enough for one night you don't want my cock." he spoke gently but it didn't come through your hazy mind and you shook your head.

"i can go again!" you insisted. "please?" Edward's resolve was cracking dangerously at the lethal combination of your hand rubbing his cock through his trousers and your begging for him to fill you up.

"alright angel, i'll fuck you how you need it." he conceded and you grinned dopily. Edward kissed you softly as your hands frantically undid his trousers and tugged his boxers down, desperate to free his cock. you hissed as your extremely sensitive pussy sank on to his thick girth and felt your walls stretch around him. Edward groaned at the heavenly feeling, but waited till he was sure you were okay to move. his first thrust already sent your eyes rolling back into your head, but you couldn't shake the feeling that there was a missing puzzle piece that would take you across the finish line for the seventh time.

"i want you to choke me, Eds." you grabbed his hand and looked into his eyes, and he raised an eyebrow.

"are you sure, angel?" he asked seriously and you nodded fervently.

"please, Eds! i need it so bad." he searched for any signs of doubt in your visage, and upon finding none complied with your desperate request. as his fingers squeezed the sweet spot you saw your vision blur once more, and in between Eddie's final thrusts before coating your walls you coated his cock. the intensity of your orgasm made the world go black for a second before you came to in Edward's arms as he held you close.

"was that ok, angel? did i squeeze too tight?" he asked, mildly panicked but attempting to stay calm. you shook your head with a soft smile.

"it was perfect, baby. thank you for an amazing night." he kissed you softly before pulling away and resting his forehead against yours.

"angel?" he murmured after a few moments of silence.

"mhm?"

"happy Halloween."

[r1ddlessy]

★bedtime rituals with edward★

fluff,plus sized reader

"Eddie,jesus!" you nearly jumped at the sight of Edward standing as still as a statue in the doorway.

"Sorry..." His round cheeks dusted with pink as he bowed his head to push his glasses up his face.

"How was work,baby?" You walked closer to press a soft kiss to his nose. It scrunched under your soft touch ,crinkling happily.

"It was alright, I missed you though..." His arms wrapped around you, his hands resting on your lower back. You pressed against his hands chasing the warmth and stability it brought you. His hand automatically started rubbing small circles on the flesh of your back, as if the two of you were a well-oiled machine perfectly in synch.

"I missed you too." You murmured into his chest.

"Cuddles?" He suggested hopefully. You chuckled at his excitement, knowing how touch-starved he was.

"After I finish getting ready and you get changed." You gestured to his trousers and shirt and he nodded. He pressed a kiss to your forehead and gave you a gentle squeeze before leaving the bathroom to change.

After you finished your bedtime routine you walked into the bedroom and found Edward hunched over a book. He was naked from the waist up but wore his usual plaid pyjama bottoms. He looked up as he heard the door to the bedroom close.

"Finished the ritual,princess?" He teased, although he always thought your little routine was adorable.

"Sure did, prince." You retorted grinning. You walked towards where Edward was sat, and the second you were within his reach he pulled you into his arms.

"I love holding you.Every single inch of you..." He whispered.His hands travelled up and down, rubbing and massaging any exposed flesh he could find. His fingers trailed down from your sides in light pitter-patters until he reached plumpness he could squeeze comfortingly. Your hips and the cushioning encasing them were his favourite, he loved holding on to them while he held you close.

"You're so soft, you're my favourite place in the world."

Your cheeks warmed at his words and you hid your face in his neck. He spread his legs to accommodate you. His hands reached upwards to gently move your face to a place where he could lean in and kiss you softly.

"I'm going to marry you one day. I never want to wake up without you in my arms." He confessed honestly as he looked into your eyes.

His arms wrapped around your shoulders and held you close.

"All of you.Forever."

[r1ddlessy]

★baking with edward nashton★

warnings:none

"can you grab me two eggs from the fridge please, baby?"

edward nodded and obeyed, gently passing you the eggs to ensure they didn't crack.

"thanks, you're a great helper." you grinned at him before cracking the eggs into the mixture. he blushed at your words, shyly observing as you whisked the mixture. once everything seemed combined well enough you dusted your hands off on your apron.

"ok, now it's ready to go in the oven!" edward kicked into gear and proudly presented the mould he'd already oiled for you. you kissed his cheek before you poured the mixture into the mould. edward nuzzled his cheek against yours and you giggled. as you walked oher to the oven however, edward immediately blocked your path. you frowned in confusion before he gently took the cake mould from your hands.

"i don't want you to burn yourself..." he muttered firmly and you couldn't help but smile at his concern. he placed the cake inside like you'd taught him to then closed the oven door.

"it'll take 20 minutes to bake." you murmured while setting the timer. edward wrapped his arms around you from behind.

"what should we do?" your question faded out into a surprised squeal as edward kissed your neck.

"riddles..." his warm breath tickled the shell of your ear. you hummed in agreement.

"shoot." you smiled up at him.

"what goes all around the world but stays in one corner?"

"a stamp!" you proudly stated the answer. edward squeezed you appreciatively, delighted to finally have someone to solve his riddles.

"what gets bigger the more you take away?"

"a hole."

an endless stream of riddles left his mouth and you answered each one. every time you struggled he'd happily give you clues until you got the answer. eventually the timer went off, but edward gave you one last riddle as he took the cake out.

"what is mine but only you can have?" he set the cake down to cool whilst you deliberated the answer. after a while, you had to admit you were stumped.

"what is it, eddie?"

"my heart."

[r1ddlessy]

cooking mama with Edward Nashton

"Eddie, are there gonna be loads of people there?" you chewed on your lower lip anxiously and stroked the soft fur of your Pomeranian to calm yourself. he shook his head as he finished adjusting his tie.

"just a few people, angel. we'll just go for an hour and leave,ok?" you nodded satisfied and stood up to kiss his cheek.

"you look so handsome, baby." you gushed over him and he blushed.

"thank you, pretty girl." he gave your waist a light squeeze, then ushered you out into the crisp night air and into the car. an hour of small talk and Edward's hand's comforting warmth against the small of your back passed by before you could finally excuse yourselves and return to your cozy home.

"what should we have for dinner, baby? we could do a surprise pick like last week!" you suggested as you both walked into the apartment. Edward closed the door behind you and nodded smiling.

"that sounds great, angel. are you sure you wanna cook again though? you've cooked dinner for the past week..." he chuckled and placed his warm hand on the small of your back. you nodded fervently.

"i like cooking for you, it's fun! you always let me try new things as well." you grinned up at him and he kissed your forehead.

"alright baby, i'll get the bowl."

Edward walked into the kitchen and returned with the bowl filled with recipe ideas written on pieces of paper. the concept for the bowl had first come up when you complained to Edward you could never choose what to cook on account of indecisiveness, and him replying he'd enjoy whatever you cooked. as he rifled through it now he looked into your eyes to avoid accusations of "cheating". eventually, he pulled out a piece of paper and read it aloud.

"fettuccine Alfredo." you clapped your hands together excitedly.

"new recipe! sit back and relax Eddie, i'll get cooking." you kissed his cheek quickly before hurrying in the kitchen to get started. you hummed to yourself as you worked, Eddie generally staying out of your way except to say the odd praise as he went into the kitchen to set the table.

"this is my first time cooking this, so let me know how if it needs any changes." you rambled as you served Eddie and yourself. he dismissed your words with a wave of his hand.

"i'm sure it's delicious, angel. thanks for cooking for me again." his soft smile warmed your heart as you sat down and took your first bite at the same time as him. Edward "mm'ed" softly at the taste. "i was right angel, it's incredible." your cheeks warmed at his praise.

"thank you, eddie-bear. you're the best test-taster a girl could ask for." you giggled and he shrugged.

"i have an amazing chef...she's pretty cute too."

[r1ddlessy]

homework help with edward nashton

a/n:don't ask me why i know edward's a math nerd i know he is.

"this is fucking impossible." you huffed in frustration, the numbers on the page not presenting themselves clearly in your brain. edward heard you and looked up from the crossword he was filling out.

"what's wrong,baby?" he asked gently.

"fucking maths." you groaned and turned to face his sweet face. eddie's soft features looked back at you in a small sympathetic smile before he walked over and stood behind you.

"what question are you stuck on?"

you pointed it out and he nodded understandingly.

"this is a simultaneous equation, so you have to solve x and replace it in the first equation to get y." he explained at a calm pace. "let's do one together,ok?" he suggested and pulled up a chair next to you. slowly he helped you go through the question, taking his time to explain every step of the way and answering any questions. he was never condescending or annoyed because he was empathetic to the struggles of not understanding something supposed to be logical. he was grateful for the way you were patient with him when he struggled to understand relationships and emotions, so it was only natural for him to extend that kindness to you. once you finished the question he grinned at you.

"see baby? you can easily do it, you just have to think it through a bit kind of like a riddle." he praised your success. "are you struggling with any others?"

soon you had finished your entire homework and thanks to eddie gained a new understanding and confidence in something you usually struggled with.

"you're amazing, my lover's so smart." he blushed and nuzzled into your neck.

academic validation was fleeting but his love for you seemed eternal.

[r1ddlessy]

stress reliever with edward nashton

warnings: pure fluff

"angel, you look stressed." edward spoke softly as you flopped down on the sofa and you could only nod miserably. edward didn't force an explanation out of you, only adjusting you so you were laying with your head on his lap. you closed your eyes revelling in the feeling of edward gently massaging your temples as the TV droned on quietly. you woke up a few minutes later, still laying on edward's lap comfortably.

"sorry, hon i didn't mean to fall asleep." you started getting up but edward gently pushed you down.

"get some rest, angel. don't mind me, ok?" he leaned down to kiss your forehead and you smiled.

"ok, but when i wake up we'll do something together." you mumbled and edward nodded, happy to see you dozing off. as you slept, edward mulled over what he could do to take care of you. he racked his brain over what usually made you happy and suddenly the answer came to him.

how many times had he seen you slathering what looked like mud on your face and patiently waiting five minutes to wash it off? or putting a thick cream in your hair and collecting it at the top of your head, insisting you couldn't wash it off for twenty minutes? things like that always seemed to make you happy.

you slowly blinked awake and saw edward peering down at you curiously.

"did i oversleep?" you asked through a yawn.

"no, you didn't." edward smiled and stroked your hair.

"mm, that feels nice." you snuggled into his tummy and he chuckled. "what do you wanna do tonight, hon?"

"how about a spa night,hm?" his fingers massaged your scalp gently and you perked up.

"with face masks and hair treatments?" you asked hopefully and edward nodded with a smile.

"with anything you want, angel."

you grinned up at him and clapped your hands together.

"let's get started then!" you got up off his lap and edward followed you as you went into the bathroom to pick up everything you'd need. you handed him the objects as you picked them, and he ended up with an armful of self-care tools. you took him into the bedroom and sat him down in the bed.

"first, we should do a face mask." edward nodded and watched as you opened a clay mask and spread a thin layer across his face, sitting patiently for you. once you'd done his, you moved to do your own but he gently grasped your wrist.

"i wanna do yours." he murmured and dipped his fingers in the pot to do so. your heart swelled at the care with which he did so.

"do i ever tell you how beautiful you are?" he smiled softly as he pulled away. you giggled.

"you tell me more times than i deserve to hear it, hon." you teased and edward shook his head.

"if i told you every single day for the rest of my life, it wouldn't be enough."

once the time was up for the face masks you both washed them off in the bathroom, then moisturised each other's faces.

"we need to keep our hair out of our faces so the hair mask doesn't get on it." you explained as you massaged the mask into edward's already soft hair. he hummed content. once he'd applied the mask to your own hair you clipped your hair up at the top and he slipped a fluffy headband on. you kissed his forehead and he smiled.

"what do you usually do while you wait?" he asked curiously.

"paint my nails." you gestured to your collection of nail polishes and edward nodded.

"could you paint mine?"

five minutes later edward had a full manicure with cuticle care and black polish. you blew on his nails to dry them quicker and he chuckled at the sensation. edward tested you with riddles and gave you tips to solve them as the time went by before you could wash out the mask. you knelt by the bath as edward used the shower head attachment to wash out any remnants of the mask, his fingers carding gently through your wet hair.

"i wanna take a bubble bath." your hands rubbed his back absentmindedly as he cleansed his own hair.

"i'll make it for you, angel."

you sat on the closed toilet seat in a fluffy bathrobe as edward filled the bath tub. you ranted to him about what had been bothering you that day whilst he listened attentively, simultaneously checking the temperature of the water until he was sure it was perfect. then he added the bubble bath soap and watched them form along the surface, offering comforting commentary as he did so.

"your bubble bath is ready, my princess." he smiled over at you and you giggled, shedding the bathrobe and stepping in. you sighed happily as you did so, feeling the stress of your day melt away. "it's perfect, eds but it's missing one thing." edward's brows furrowed as he was sure he'd included all the things you love.

"what do you need, angel?"

"come join me." edward didn't need any more convincing as he stripped quickly and slipped in behind you. you settled against his chest happily and he kissed the top of your head.

"i love you so much, eds."

"i love you more, my angel."

[r1ddlessy]

Jay, Calvin Wier-Fields, Edward Nashton and Tim Klitz's kinks

warnings: self explanatory, sub edward

a/n: i tried something different and idk if i like it? if anyone wants an elaboration on any of these lmk :) also @sykeswhalewash wrote two much better fics of Jay and belts so ty for the inspo and go check them out xx

Jay

SIR KINK

"who's making you feel good baby,hm? who's making you moan so sweetly?"

"Jay, don't make me say it!"

"that's not my name, is it sweetheart? c'mon, behave and i'll have you cumming hard in seconds my love."

"it's you, sir."

"that's a good girl."

BONDAGE

"are the ropes too tight, my love?"

"nuh uh, i can still feel my arms."

"always so humourous. you know the safeword. shout it if you need to, ok?"

"will do, sir."

IMPACT PLAY

"i'll just do five because i know the belt hurts, ok my love?"

"it's gonna sting though, sir!"

"should have thought in advance, my sweet magpie."

Calvin Weir Fields

MARKING

"calvin, that's gonna leave a bruise!"

"i know, silly bunny. i want everyone to see who owns this beautiful body."

"mhm, ok but don't bite so hard it hurts..."

"i'm sorry, sweetheart i'll be more gentle."

PRAISE

"fuck, that feels so good Calvin."

"tell me how good i make you feel, sweetheart."

"so fucking good, you're the only one who can make me feel like this baby!"

"say that again."

COCKWARMING

"don't move."

"this is torture! please, i could make us both feel really good-"

"darling, i have to focus on writing and i can't do that if i've got to fuck you at the same time. just sit pretty for me."

Edward Nashton

DEGRADATION

"you're a little perverted freak, aren't you baby?"

"yeah, but i'm your freak."

"all mine."

OVERSTIMULATING

"please, i can't go again!"

"shh baby, i know you can. don't try and lie to me ok?"

"o-ok maybe just one more."

"one and then the two after that."

"but that's so many..."

"i know, which is why you'll love it."

TEMPERATURE PLAY

"it's cold!"

"it's an ice cube, baby. does that feel good?"

"feels weird, but kinda nice?"

"i'll put one in my mouth and you can tell me how that feels on your cock."

Tim Klitz

LIGHT IMPACT PLAY

"how many was that, bunny?"

"uh six?"

"are you purposefully going lower so i'll add more?"

"...maybe?"

"you really are made for me, honey bunny."

BLINDFOLDS

"oh, klitz!"

"do you like that baby? not knowing where i am or what i'll do next?"

"please, pumpkin!"

"please what, bunny? where do you want me hm?"

HAIR PULLING

"sorry klitzy, didn't mean to tug your hair!"

"that felt good, actually."

"really?"

"oh fuck, that's so good. harder, please?"

[r1ddlessy]

caught red-handed with edward nashton

warnings: spanking, fingering, cunnilingus, boot riding, mean edward,mention of safe words, overstimulation, cum play if you squint, unprotected sex

a/n: this is ungodly long.

"what the fuck are you doing?" edward's cold voice froze you in your tracks, hands stilled from their digging. you looked up fearfully to see him standing in the doorway, his fists clenched and his face red with fury.

"i was just cleaning up-" your voice came out in a fearful squeak and edward let out a dry, humourless laugh.

"not so brave now i've caught you, are you sweetheart?" you pulled your hands out of the box of his things in defeat.

"i was just curious..." you pouted and edward rolled his eyes, taking heavy footsteps towards you as his combat boots thudded threateningly.

"i don't care. don't ever go near that again." he gripped your face, not harshly enough to hurt but firmly enough to light a fire in you. "understood?"

you decided it would be funner to play with him.

"i don't think i understand, no." you batted your eyelashes, looking up at him with a vacant look on your face as if you couldn't possibly understand what he was telling you. he scoffed and dropped his hand. you frowned, thinking he was simply going to walk away before you saw him sit down on the bed.

"what are you waiting for, brat?" he narrowed his eyes and you giggled, deciding to play up the part. you walked over to him until you were standing between his legs.

"are you gonna spank me to teach me a lesson?" you teased and edward's face remained unamused. you gasped as he grabbed you by the hips, turned you around and bent you over his leg. you exclaimed in shock at the first slap, caught off guard. edward merely rubbed the spot before striking again in a different one.

"such a naughty brat..." he tutted as he slapped in alternating spots, feeling the skin under his palm grow warmer to the touch. your squeals of surprise melted into moans, heat flooding between your legs at every strike. edward looked down incredulously at the glistening slick between your legs as he pulled down your underwear. "are you getting off on this?" he asked teasingly. you whined in response.

" 'm so fucking close to coming, please eddie!" he scoffed in disbelief as you squirmed on his lap, desperate for relief. he grasped you firmly to stop you moving.

"do you really think i'd let you come after the way you behaved?" you practically sobbed.

"please eddie, i wanna come so bad it hurts." you whimpered, aching to get what you wanted. edward's grip loosened on you momentarily as he mulled over the possibilities. in that second you managed to wriggle away from his grasp and crawl on to the floor.

"what the fuck are you doing?" edward watched bewildered as you looked up at him with a desperation in your eyes, and he felt the weight of your body settle partially on his boot.

" 'm coming with or without your help." you retorted stubbornly and edward rolled his eyes until he felt you slowly rock yourself on his boot. "are you riding my boot to get off?" the condescension in his tone spurred you on as you quickened your pace.

"mhm, are you gonna stop me?" you pouted up at him and he merely shook his head as a smirk crept on to his face.

"you can ride my boot until you come like a dirty girl if you want." he reached down to stroke your hair while you grinned up at him, ecstatic to be granted his permission. you moaned as the leather from his boots made contact with your clit in a delicious manner, and you felt the coil in your stomach twisting.

"eddie!" you moaned as you came, and eddie sat back and enjoyed the view from above. you giggled as you looked down at the mess you'd created, coating his shoe in your juices.

"come up here, sweetheart." he instructed and you obeyed, slowly getting up and standing between his legs once more.

"did that feel good, hm? making a mess of yourself on my shoe?" he said lowly,a smirk you couldn't decipher on his face. you nodded hazily.

"felt so good, thank you so much baby." you leaned in closer to kiss him softly as you came down from your high.

"you're gonna make a mess on my fingers now, sweetheart." he stated, matter of fact and you looked surprised at him.

"i get to come again?" you grinned excitedly and he nodded. "you're so good to me, sir..." you giggled as edward visibly strained at the use of his favourite pet name.

"spread your legs." you obeyed and gave him access to your sopping pussy. he pushed his first finger inside you and chuckled at the way you clenched desperately around him. "so desperate for me, aren't you?" he teased and you nodded. edward wasn't content and you nearly stumbled from the smack he delivered to your ass. "tell me."

"i'm desperate for you, only you." you whined and clenched around him once more. he nodded satisfied and pumped his finger in you, slipping in another with ease. his thumb circled your clit in a lazy motion letting you know he was in no rush. you whined at what a tease he was being but he shut you up quickly with a single eyebrow raise. before long the coil in your stomach tightened and your vision blurred at the edges before you coated his fingers. you grasped on to his shoulders as your high washed over you. edward helped you stay up as you rode it out. sweat coated your face in a sticky sheen as you looked into edward's eyes.

"thank you for making me come, you're so good to me." you purred as you slowly sunk to your knees, needing a moment to recover. edward grabbed your wrist lightly.

"come up on the bed, it's more comfortable sweetheart." you nodded and followed his advice, slowly managing to climb on to the bed. as you lay back edward's hands massaged your sides. you lay next to each other peacefully for a few moments before you felt edward's hands pry your thighs apart. you peered down at him.

"what're you doing eddie?" he looked at you plainly, as if you'd just asked a stupid question.

"i want a taste." you didn't know whether to spread your legs or clamp them shut as edward started planting kisses down your body that edged dangerously close to your weeping pussy.

you knew if you said the word he'd immediately back off and you could simply call it a night. but the closer he got the stronger the ache from before became. maybe you were truly greedy today.

as his tongue darted out to savour his first taste, you came to the conclusion you'd made the right decision. your hands settled on edward's soft hair, nails lightly dragging across his scalp. your pussy was still sensitive from your last orgasm so it didn't take long for edward to bring you to the edge of glory once more. his tongue circled slowly around your clit and explored your pussy in a way that made you see stars.

"i'm gonna cum, eddie," you warned as your legs started trembling. edward nodded and seconds later your third orgasm of the night coated his lips and chin. he pulled away and swiped his face with his fingers.

"taste yourself, pretty girl." he suggested smirking as he held his hand out. you didn't hesitate to take him up on the offer as you sucked on his fingers, cleaning them with your own saliva. edward looked at you with a hunger in his eyes that made you shiver. you mumbled something around his fingers and he chuckled, pulling them out.

"i want you to fuck me." you repeated clearly for him. he raised an eyebrow.

"are you sure, angel? you really don't have to do that for me." he spoke sweetly and you shook your head.

"i want to make you feel good. please?" edward couldn't resist your puppy dog eyes and nodded.

"alright, sweetheart you can have my cock." you grinned happily as edward moved to sit back against the headboard and undid his trousers, tugging them down with his boxers. you licked your lips at the sight of his freed cock and crawled towards him. once you were in front of him, eddie grabbed you by the hips and slowly lowered you on his cock. he hissed softly. "fuck, you feel so good."

"i love it when you fill me up," you whined. "want your cum, please eddie!" eddie nodded as he bounced you on his cock.

"i'll give it to you sweetheart, just gotta let me use this pretty pussy ok?" you nodded fervently and he smiled.

"good girl." eddie gripped your thighs as he pushed himself into you, groaning with every thrust. your pussy clenched around him, and he could feel himself getting close. " 'm gonna fill you up, ok sweetheart?" he warned, grunting slightly as he came to his final strokes. you kissed him softly as he came, holding you close to him as he coated your walls. "fuck." he groaned softly and you giggled.

"did that feel good, eds?" you asked teasingly and he nodded chuckling. you held each other in silence for a few moments before edward broke it.

"i like it when you're a brat. it's fun to play with you," he murmured as he slowly pulled out of you. "you think you're in charge, but you really aren't." you gasped as edward pushed his fingers into you, preventing his cum from leaking out of you.

"eds, 'm sensitive!" you whimpered and he shrugged.

"shouldn't have gone through my stuff then, sweetheart."

[r1ddlessy]

fashion show with edward nashton

warnings: slightly pervy eddie, fingering

"i like the colour of this skirt, don't you eddie-bear?" you did a twirl for him and all eddie could focus on was the flash peek he snuck of your lacy underwear.

"mm, it looks great angel." he pulled you closer by the waist. you giggled and wrapped your arms around him.

"i have more to show you, but i think you get the gist." you teased and hugged him close. his hands moved up the backs of your thighs and squeezed, playing with the flesh carelessly. "mhm..." you hummed as his hands trailed higher to squeeze your ass and edward chuckled.

"do you like that, sweetheart?" you mewled in response and he smirked. his strong hands grabbed you by the hips and whirled you around.

"eddie-bear!" you gasped shocked and his fingers trailed teasingly up your thighs.

"i really, really like these skirts sweetheart." he murmured as his fingers hooked into the waistband of your panties. "easy access." you moaned softly as he tugged them down and exposed you to him. with one hand he dipped between your thighs and traced your soaked lips. you moaned as he slipped his finger inside and pumped it at a steady rhythm. "such a pretty girl, and so good for me." his hot breath tickled your ear.

"oh, fuck eddie!" you whined and clenched around him, legs struggling to support themselves as he slipped in another finger.

"these cute little outfits make me want you so bad, princess." he groaned as he felt you clench around his fingers. your breath caught in your throat as he pressed his thumb against your clit.

"eds, 'm gonna cum!" you whimpered and he smirked encouragingly, rubbing your clit tantalizingly as he watched you come undone. he only pulled his fingers out once he could see the aftershocks of your orgasm had passed. he licked his fingers clean of your juices.

"you taste delicious, angel." he grinned. your cheeks burned before the jelly-like state of your legs hit and you fell into eddie's arms. "i've got you, pretty girl." he murmured as he held you close, letting you use him as support.

"you're alright with me, i promise."

[r1ddlessy]

edward nashton having a partner in crime

warnings: violence

"i'll do anything, please let me go!" the man strapped to the chair begged frantically looking between the two of you. eddie and you looked at each other, eddie's piercing green eyes from behind his mask and yours from behind the mask that only covered the top part of your face. you turned to face the man again.

"what do you think, Riddler, should we let him go?" you asked teasingly, purring the question out as a Cheshire grin spread on your face at the man's pleading.

"i don't think so darling, I think this pig needs to be roasted." Eddie's gruff voice responded.

"i didn't even do anything,you guys are psychos!" the man screamed in frustration. you raised an eyebrow and stalked towards him like prey.

"was it someone else who covered up that loss of funds?" you spoke mockingly, using air quotes on the last three words. "did the boogeyman conveniently throw the case out? i guess the boogeyman really didn't want that money to go to charity..." you straddled the man as you finally reached him and eddie cleared his throat, subtly asking what you were doing. you looked back at him.

"im bored eddie, finish him off!" you whined with a pout, already having had your fun with him. "you'll stay quiet for me, won't you?" you asked sweetly before shoving your signature handkerchief in his mouth. the man gurgled around the handkerchief panicked as you slipped off his lap. eddie nodded at you and within 20 seconds the man's gurgling became a muffled scream before silence.

"good job Riddler." you grinned and wrapped your arms around him. eddie pulled you close and raised the mask to expose his mouth, before he kissed you sweetly.

"i wouldn't have been able to do it without you, pumpkin."