#randomlyjay

[matthew-pasquarello]

randomlyjay

semi-prosperous in the heartburn village slinging trinkets to the previous owners. much less belittling using fireflies for currency after spending the better part of the system's meltdown digging up the mason jars, give me my cavity candies, give us our sorrowless liquid institution, fuck our daily bread

[behind-the-veil-of-sanity]

Fifty Shades of Jay

This is @randomlyjay fan fiction/poetry I found in my email drafts… Why’s it hiding there? The inspiration to the piece is long forgotten, written on 22 April 2022 and published now b’cuz a Jay has started worrying about @fakesurprise and that can not be a good sign… here goes… In a moment of lucidity, unawares of my overhearing, surveilling a state of mind of another kind, you said you saw fifty shades of Jay and it scared you stiff; In that moment of lucidity, you had found a truth most profound, a truth about a Jay hushed and often silenced by those in charge: three men in black, or the fae; In that moment you signed the book of the dead as spoken by the three witches of the Nay: a jay does not have a shadow, a Jay stands in the light, alone and Jaysome, maybe asking for a Charlie's whereabouts or a Honcho's advice on everything BUT! always Jaysome and always without shadows of a doubt.

[ellenya]

Ah! I should have guessed

That Jim had been blessed

With help, hugs and heat

To achieve his feat!

😁💚🎄

One day, one rhyme- Day 3616

Jim’s mum said, ‘Decorate the tree,’

Then she napped while she could.

When she awoke, Jim had bedecked

Every tree in the wood…

[poppiesandpromises]

shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and list the first 10 songs that play, then tag 10 people!

I was tagged by: @ghostlyfeelings

Wanna Believe You-Fortuno

East Chicago, IN-Michigan

The Florist-Abby Sage

Bike Again-Runnner

Where Do You Go-Day Wave

Little Dark Age-MGMT

Yours-Medium Build

He's Getting Away!-Ethan Tasch

I Wanna Be Your Slave-Måneskin

flip your pillow-runo plum

And now tag 10 people to do it too!

@grimfox @wernerherzoghaircut9000 @allnightsong2

@warxpunkxmonk @definegodliness

@the-hollow-quiet @poetrex @autumnsunshine10

@randomlyjay @illbeyouranchor

[fakesurprise]

Imagine if @randomlyjay did do April fools: Jay claiming to leave Tumblr….

[behind-the-veil-of-sanity]

Phew. Thanks. Honestly though I was skating on thin ice there for a while. Not that thin ice is bad, nor skates. I should even include a free shoutout to every man, woman and Jay holding their stick high (and sending their pucks into the net proudly!)

Sometimes @fakesurprise worries a Jay a lot you know!!

[caffeinatedcharlie]

Sometimes, just sometimes, I worry at the volume of messages @randomlyjay gets on tumblr…

[cruxymox]

sometimes i am a tree

my feet dig into the cold earth

i sway in the wind

i am bare in winter

i whisper to myself like a tree would, & maybe others who [[[ sometimes they are trees ]]] hear & understand & whisper back to me [[[ "i understand" ]]]

i sway in the wind, i sway in the wind, i am uprooted &

yet

sometimes i am the furthest away from a tree one could be

but

sometimes i am a tree [[[ ]]]

___

inspired by @randomlyjay of all ... entities ...

[el-secreto-emporium]

“This button makes a squeaky noise when I press it” @fakesurprise @randomlyjay @sparkandashes @charlie & honcho

It's "See how well you can follow instructions" time ya lil fuckers!!

Here's a poll, you can't press any of the options, that's the only rule, no voting. Reblogs, likes, and comments are totally allowed, you just can't vote

You all have one week, let's see how this goes

@maryland-no-rabies Tagging cause I need people to see this

Have fun !!

[behind-the-veil-of-sanity]

The Boy Who Played With Matches

There once was a boy with alien bones That made this world his merry home. He shared his wisdoms great and small With all who listened, and few ignored. As winter winds turned pale and soft The boy grew restless among the posts. In mirrors reflecting an innocent face Sparks of fire felt right out of place, A boy’s intent of a world — ablaze. ( I am seriously worried now. It seems @randomlyjay has gotten hold of matches, and have started to blaze posts! Help. )

[el-secreto-emporium]

@randomlyjay I found you started a School of Dance…

[randomlyjay]

Just so everyone knows, it’s always okay to hug a @randomlyjay!!!

[feverfewm]

Ok, @randomlyjay​ , care to tell me what Muffin and you have been up to, lately?

Lionblaze with the Power of Three sword that vanquishes the dark forest spirits

[fakesurprise]

... I found out by accident that I can blaze one post a month.

@randomlyjay will not learn this.

[caffeinatedcharlie]

…. According to @randomlyjay I have a second spine.

[admiraljane]

Um… @randomlyjay is this a relative of yours?

“Earth’s military took him down like, 8 years ago? We’re basically torturing an elder god, there’s no way this ends well, but what can we do at this point?”