#randy Page

[wutbju]

Now why would the Greenville News not mention Friend of the Archive Randy Page's intimacy with Bob Jones University?

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

the successor and his 800 year old spiritual mentor + torn pages au doodles ;)

[d1sapp01ntm3nt]

who is this asshole DIVA????💜

[wolfedfiend]

been pondering lesbian randy..... randyke ...

[mouse--trap]

randy bradley diary entry:

I forgot to put on deodorant this morning and I couldn’t find my spare in the car. Benson was working in the kitchen with me and I felt so awful about it he kept having to grab stuff right by me all day so he definitely thinks I’m gross now. I accidentally ran over a frog while I was parking. Fuck my miserable stupid life.

[johnnyvalance]

billy this stu that

wheres the love for my man randy??? wheres the love for the geeky man obsessed with horror movies to the point he knows a bunch about actors, plot points, rules ,etc?? wheres the love for that raising of eyebrows and smile after he says "twice"? and that ring?? wheres the love for those goofy ass shoes??? wheres the love for his accent?? him putting on sunglasses just to catch a grape in his mouth?? THERES A FORMULA. A VERY SIMPLE FORMULA, STUS FLIPPED OUT HES GONE MAD!! IT WOULD CERTAINLY IMPROVE YOUR HIGH SCHOOL Q!!! WORKING, THANK YOU!! MOTIVES ARE INCIDENTAL!!!!!!!! ITS THE MILLENIUM!!!!! JAMIE LOOK BEHIND YOU

pls tell me im not the only randy fan/simp.. i see nobody talking about him

[tractorbeamofwoe]

Emergency Contact

Thinking about Randy putting Benson down as his emergency contact and not telling him, cause he figured Benson would protest or be mad. Accident prone Randy who has the hospital calling Benson at least once every two weeks for some other minor injury or accident. Randy who changed Benson’s contact name to ‘Dad’ in his phone, and changed his mom’s name from ‘Mom’ to just her name, something no one would look twice at, assuming she was just a friend. He didn’t want anyone to call her and worry her, which would probably lead to him getting grounded, and he can’t have that.

The first few trips to urgent care weren’t serious enough to warrant a phone call. Besides, Benson has been there when they’d happened. The first time Benson had to drive Randy to hospital was when he accidentally sliced his finger chopping tomatoes at work. Benson had screeched to a halt at the front doors and practically booted him to the curb. “You’re big boy, you can go in by yourself” before speeding off.

The second time was when Randy accidentally caught himself on the fryer. “No, no, honestly I’m fine, it’s just a little burn, it’ll be fine.” He insists, as Benson watches the patch of flesh on his hand burn and fester in real time. He skulked away to the office and called Randy’s mother to take him to the hospital, and Benson will never forget the way Randy looked at him like a scared deer as his mom lectured him on the walk to the car. That was the moment Randy formed his plan, so he’d never have to endure another onslaught of questions and tellings off.

The day Benson found out was the day Randy had been riding his bike and collided with a car. A couple broken ribs, a black eye, a concussion and a cast on his arm later, the hospital asked Randy who they could call for him. “M- my dad” He told them. Who were they to question if the kid wanted them to call his dad? But no one ever calls Benson, even Randy. Would rather talk to him in person. So when Benson gets a call from an unsaved number, he’s immediately sceptical.

“The fuck is this?” “Good afternoon sir, unfortunately your son was involved in an accident this morning and we have him here at the hospital.” “Sorry, my who?” “Your son? Randy Bradley? This is Benson isn’t it?” “No shit, RANDY?! My SON?!” And then just cackling, and then coughing. “Is he- is he okay?” “Yes Mr Bradley, he’s stable. He did receive several injuries but the doctors have determined that he doesn’t require any surgery at this time.” More laughter. “God, okay, Jesus. And he told you to call ME?” “He listed you as his first emergency contact sir” “Fucking Christ. Alright. Well keep me updated I guess-“ “We actually need you to come in so we can discuss the details of his care with you, then he should be all good for you to take him home.” “……….fine tell him I’m coming.”

Randy immediately sits up in his bed when he hears Benson huffing and complaining down the hall. The first thing he says once he gets there is “Jesus Christ, the fuck happened to you?”

Randy takes a sip of his juice box. “I was riding my bike on my paper round this morning and this guy, he was going way too fast and I guess he didn’t see me or- or something and-“

“You put me as your EMERGENCY CONTACT and told them I was YOUR FATHER?! Fucking bastard.”

“I had to make them believe you were important!”

“You couldn’t have just said I’m your brother?!”

“Aren’t you like…too old to be my brother?”

“Aren’t you too old to be my son?! You know they called me Mr Bradley on the phone? Do you know how sick I felt at the thought of screwing your mom to make you?”

Randy laughs, then cries because it hurts his ribs. Benson rolls his eyes. He figures this is going to be his life forever. He drops Randy home and explains to Mrs Bradley that the doctors cleared him and he just needs rest. Told her not to give him too much of a hard time, that he didn’t want to worry her because he’s such a doting son. Even offers to take him to his checkups. “Just a concerned coworker offering to help in any way I can Mrs Bradley. Randy- Randolph is a good friend of mine.”

Randy trusts Benson with his life to get him out of any situation, knows Benson won’t ask any questions; If anything, it’s entertainment for him. A highlight of his boring miserable day. Sometimes he’s convinced Randy gets into trouble on purpose just to have the satisfaction of seeing Benson come to his rescue.

Months into this scheme Benson gets a call from Randy’s number, which is weird because Randy never calls, especially not on his day off. No wonder, because it wasn’t his coworker’s voice on the other end of the line. Turns out Randy had been in the wrong place at the wrong time when a gas station got held up by some wannabe gangsters and instead of just killing him on the spot they figured they would take him hostage and get some money out of it. Benson couldn’t help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all. Randy Bradley was being held for ransom.

“Mr Bradley, we have your son.” They sneered down the line and that’s when it clicked.

Randy Bradley was also an accidental genius.

They took his phone from his pocket to taunt him, threatened to call his family.

“Please, please, my dad, let me talk to my dad.” Randy had begged convincingly enough, so that his kidnappers wouldn’t suspect for a second that they had called the one man he knew was armed and dangerous and would be there.

Benson gives them hell down the phone, grabs his guns and just starts driving. He doesn’t know where he’s going, but he has a pretty good idea of all the delinquent hotspots in the area. Figured that these guys weren’t smart enough to take him out of town, so he could probably find whichever crack den they had Randy in by process of elimination.

Benson was washing the blood off his hands by 8:30. Randy was home asleep in his bed by 9.

[helsensm]

first two characters for this year's ART FIGHT

[galactic-feelins]

Ok there is no sign of me stopping with the doodles on this sketchbook page, so I'll probably post the rest in groups instead of one at a time TwT I just really wanna share cuz I'm having fun!

I've shared 2 of these so far so I'll just share close ups of the new things now and add more in reblogs.

First time drawing Julian but I made him tiny and gave him a tiny Randy to hold hands with :3 Also seen is Danny making minis of Roxas and his monster forms, possibly to try joining a Der Monster Klub game session! Yes those are actual forms they can turn into and yes Danny can form his on command if he tried hard enough. Why not, right?

And of course the NGA (Ninja Ghost Alien) unit! I've had an idea for this image in my head for a long time but it's a bit hard for me to draw them all on model together. Maybe eventually I can try a full render of this, but for now you get the tiny sillies :3

[charrchan]

by some miracle I managed to acquire this notebook! :D

[wutbju]

Everybody has seen it by now. Pettit is building his legacy by becoming the newest president of the Palmetto Family Council (EIN 57-0968725).

Nobody should be too surprised. After all, have you seen the board of the PFC?

Randy Page was of course looking out for his old buddy when the job opened up. LaDonna Ryggs too!

There's more, of course.

[quentintin7]

Idk i jus keep drawing this lil weirdo

These are so goddamn messy but fuck it we ball

[d1sapp01ntm3nt]

drew those dudes that everyone hates touchin each other because I’m bored asf all the time and I thought it was funny

traditional ver below!!! :3

[vancruejovi]

Me and my best friend had an art day where we worked on things that we struggled with in art and mine is painting so I painted Shawn!!

[mothplanetary]

that one bts photo from the set of the passenger 2023

[semisomnosres]

I like the costume from @drawnfamiliarfaces comic and wanted to draw something atmospheric

A couple of sketches. (the trope of a tired adult taking care of a found child is one of my favorites)