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[onespookysongaday]

"With eyes full of glory and wine

I'll be your eternal bride"

𝕿𝖎𝖙𝖑𝖊: The Vampire Waltz

𝕬𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙: Hannah Fury

𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖊: dark cabaret, ethereal wave, art pop

[the-dormant-ocean]

Sylus, putting Zayne's hand on his chest: This is the effect you have on me.

Zayne, frozen in fear: Why is your heart rate so irregular? This isn’t normal! Love doesn't do that! How are you feeling? Are you experiencing any dizziness? Are you seeing spots? What did-

MC: Sylus? You didn't tell him?! You can't do this to our cardiologist boyfriend when you have an abnormal heart rate!

Sylus: Darling, I am fine. This is normal-

Zayne: You need to lie down right now! I'm calling an ambulance!

MC: Zayne! He's alright, I swear! Calm down!

[xxrat-punkxx]

Back at it again with more men in skimpy outfits, Easter Vashwood edition

[davidtennantgenderenvy]

truly we are in the midst of a Tennaisance

[sarahmmmm29]

Part 2!

[mrfunnyinthebank]

this is exactly the kind of heat the wwe has been needing

[worm-in-a-trenchcoat]

Mattel cancelling dolls and discontinuing lines because they aren’t selling well is just so annoying.

They aren’t selling well because they’re fucking ugly.

That’s literally it.

[squarebracketsmileyface]

if it's not too much trouble, can we get a lil sneaky peek of what Jesse looks like in art form? we have a 'preview' of Birdie, so i'm keen to see our darling lil guy (again, only if you want to/it's not a particularly time-consuming task) aaaa

YOU CAN INDEED (featuring a whole new art style I accidentally absorbed. I fucking created it for Soap in my COD fic so I could draw things as him, and now it's just my fucking art style kill me)

Also closeups under the thingy because I wanna talk about this art and some general lil headcanon bits more, it took me 9 and a half hours to finish this and I genuinely love it so much. I loved the entire process.

This drawing made me love Jesse as much as I love Birdie now, I think. I'm such a visual person and without a visual on Jesse I liked him conceptually but I didn't really care about him like I do Birdie. Now I love him. I adore him. He's so small and so round and look at him standing on his bubba's knees like a big boy, Brian's barely holding him up at all, really, he's definitely doing it allllllll by himself :D

SO

Brian has rainbow spoke covers on his chair, because he works with young kids, of course he's gonna make his chair fun. I also like to think that he lets them put stickers on the outsides of his mud guards too. Also the fun yellow pushrim covers and wheelchair frame

Jesse has a lazy eye :D (featuring his exceptionally circular face and silly surprised baby eyebrows)

Brian's chipped nail polish. He teaches kids sport for a living, especially climbing, of course his nail polish is going to be super chipped all the time. He's a dad too, so he doesn't have a huge amount of time to do his nails every time they start chipping. (Also the wedding band :] )

Birdie's drawing again, because it's still so fucking cute to me. With Jesse at like very little baby age in this drawing, Birdie would be somewhere around 13 I think? So just getting into "Daaaaaaad you're embarrassing meeeeeee!" era with that doodle

The family photos on the wall, including Lark! :D

Also, finally, the wrinkles on Brian's face :D he's a guy in his fourties who spent at LEAST like five years solid living through hell in the woods (I like to think it was longer than that, like, when Alex 'killed him' was when he started living as hoodie in the woods, so honestly probably a good bit longer than just the five years of documented MH that we got), and then once that was over, he had to learn to live with the stress of a spinal cord injury while also dealing with the survivors guilt of losing the only people he knew still on the same day as he lost the use of his legs.

Also a broken nose that never got put right before it healed, because with him fighting Alex all those times, there's no way he didn't come out without at least one broken nose.

And, of course, his silly cowboy mustache (he gives Jesse horsey rides on his wheelchair and Jesse wears a cowboy hat which is FAR too big for him. It's the cutest thing Tim and Lark have ever seen)

[juiciee]

I somehow manage to find myself seated next to the most chattery and interesting people on this train but my fav would be that one woman who showed me her wedding pictures and told me where she got each piece of article and jewellery from. And in family photos whenever we came accross a group photo she told me about whi the person was and how they were related to her and something fun like ludhiane wale mamaji and whatnot. I hope she's doing good.

[talknerdytome18]

Anyone who is actively participating in that "Chop Campus" community on Twitter needs to go get a job.

No amount of dislike you have for the Off-Campus show casting will ever justify making fun of the actors appearances online. You're nothing more than a bully. Calling real people ugly all because you're upset your shitty TikTok fancast didn't get cast makes you look like a fucking loser.

Grow up, honestly. If you really don't like it that much, then don't watch the show. Nobody is holding you at gunpoint to watch it.

[onespookysongaday]

"I'll be by your side

Even after we die

Eternally yours

Forever mine"

𝕿𝖎𝖙𝖑𝖊: Cemetery Sweetheart

𝕬𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙: Babyteeth

𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖊: indie rock, slowcore, ethereal wave

[romeavebrainrot]

MCD REWRITE - APH

I did a character sheet for Aphmau(Aph) in my MCD rewrite!! I hope i can do them for all of the major characters but uni is a thing..

also here are some other stuff i didnt write under the cut! cuz i didnt have space or forgot

As you can tell by the quote marks, Aph isn't her real name

She has a strange fear of pet beds, something about a "meowki"...

She's 22 by the start of the story. By the end of S1, she's 25 (yes im making S1 2~3 years long)

in my rewrite there are no labels since ppl love whoever / however they want, but an irl equivalent for her preferences would be demi + bi. emphasis on demi

another flaw she has is being careless/clumsy; she frequently bumps into fenceposts/walls and her boat is barely holding on. her scars/bruises/etc heal very quickly tho

she also gets sidetracked a lot which has its pros and cons

her "magicks" only affect a small radius at first (around arm's reach), but gradually grow larger through a series of events. by the end of S1 it covers the entirety of Phoenix Drop

she knows nothing abt dating "rules" until donna and kiki give her a crash course but she somehow succeeds in both wingmanning and pulling EVERY SINGLE TIME .its just natural talent

[redwinephannie]

chad and louann, long time fans of dan and phil, watching their nearly died on holiday youtube video and listening to two gay boys call them an 8 and a 5 and accuse them of being influencers and crypto bros

[milfcastro]

I've decided to stop vaping... This shit isn't helping my heart at all

[fox-stuck]

disco elysium’s writing is so leagues above most media and especially video games!! wow! I’m dumbfounded, I’ve played a lot of bad games this year. Especially in writing and pacing. But Disco just feels so well done! Like that’s a narrative! That’s a video game! It’s gonna take me more time to digest the themes and connections so ignoring those for a second I have to gush about how it just nails the mechanics and necessary components of a game. Like obviously games all play different but when you think of this style: rpg, point and click, adventure game qualities and all the problems that have faced its predecessors, and then think about how many teams (AAA 👁️👁️) are just failing at competent story telling, and dropping the ball on interesting gameplay in exchange for sloppy, tedious, and/or monotonous gameplay (often pay to play modes) even in narrative games and then Disco shows up and drops a game that is just mechanically competent, functional, and engaging!! The bar is so low but it makes me need to sing my praises at Disco and the original dev team (pirate that fucker <3)

It feels like characters and narration rarely have time to engage with the materials (world, characters, themes, etc.) and I’m sure much of that is crunch time and shitty publishers but Disco’s writing manages to be smart, sarcastic, witty, ironic, genuine, scared, anxious, nihilistic, enraged and rallying in different contexts and voices. It’s so refreshing.

oh my gooooood it scratches an itch in my brain i wish it had set more of a standard for how games work and play

[viktoriakomova]

Why do people insist on being so fucking annoying about senior elites with 4 star ratings according to the CGN rubric lmfao