#rcp's trash ship

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OK, since you've asked. Out of all the chaos RP aus that you have which one is your favourite, which one is the most developed and which one you'd like to set on fire and watch it burn for centuries long?

*deep breath. Starts going thru my trash hoard*

(also TW at the end: death threat to myself)

Alright, alright. I got favorites, I got mehs, I got "it's alright", and I got OH MY GOG WHY DAVE WHY

It is to my deepest dissapointment that the same AU that I had first shown to this fandom is no longer my most developed. Sorry Broomstown Redux/WTPB/POLI, but you felt like RCP + Lore + Angs rn. Worry not, I'll fix you someday.

SOMEDAY.

For real tho, WTPB/BR is still my favorite. Where I got my Blonde!Helly headcanon from, and also badass Helly, Roy being cheesy with flirting, Poli and Jin being actually related to some extent, and...SHIPPING. Still struggling over it rn actually.

For most developed, it's gotta be Modfall: a hodgepodge of my Homestuck obssession and RCP. Basically, it just started as Mod Ten, then Modded Twelve, then more lore and timeline fuckery = Modfall itself.

So far, I've got about a dozen of teenager archetypes, Homestuck classpecting and analyses, sketches of characters (including a new art style for this), and hypothetical scenarios laid out...and also the timeline. Homestuck got a fucked-up one, so why not have my own fuckery?

Also had to omit and alter a lotta people, including my own OC South (sorry my transmasc femboy gal, but I gotta use Homestuck OCs for Homestuck AUposting). I'm also figuring out on Helly's own...relationships, because surprise surpsrise he's a teenager in this AU (although the youngest one, the oldest bordering 17)

Got a lotta to talk about Modfall, but anything else is spoiler content. But just as you know: Helly and Droney are bestie soulmate thingy (aka (online) moirails) in this AU. There shall be homosexuality. There shall be trans-shanigans. There shall be casual death and another Poli to put in my body count.

And there shall be a ship both sunken and sailed at the same time. As in, Timeline A sunk, Timeline B sailed kinda thing.

As for what I wanna burn to the ground, besides the things I did with my...sexual drive exploration? And also my first FNF era?

At first, I thought of my first AU for WTPB (aka Alpha/Beta), where it's 1) an FNF mass displacement crossover, 2) transfem Helly with no rhyme or reason...and shipping him with a 17-year-old FNF character (why me why), and 3) Poli got the Bill Cypher defeat ending going on.

But....hey....I had no black sheep?! Even that Alpha/Beta is an artifact to remind me of progress, and my FIRST EVER AU literally jumpstarted my love for AUs and crossovers!

Infinite Loops/IFP!RCP: Hey—

FUCK OFF. GO KYS. PLEASE DIE. WHY DO YOU EXIST. GO TO FANFICTION HELL YOU UNFINISHED AND UNAPPROVED [TOO DIRTY FOR TUMBLR]. WHY ARE YOU HERE YOU [NOPE NOPE NOPE]. PLEASE DROWN UNDER MEMORIES ABOUT TO BE ERASED.

IFP!RCP: *whimpers*

Sorry about that...haha!

Sorry for that random "kys" thing. Idk why I even joined IFP beyond crossovers.

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There’s a top!Hux/bottom!Kylo artist in Japan and I’m a big fan.

Sometimes, she comes to my blog, right here, viewing my trash posts, so I might write some Japanese posts starting from now on

’cause I worship her, and her heavenly work.

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This might b all over the place . But I was wondering abt your version of Hux. He's on point to me in every sense except the fact that he has no love for Kylo. Not to say it isn't interesting, but how would u write a man who is so apathetic? Because while I see Hux as very staunch, who puts his work and image above all else, I believe he has the capacity for love, especially for someone who gives him intimacy he might not have got as a kid. Tl;Dr, how would you write him & keep it interesting?

You're right. Hux is able to be "not apathetic".

However, the question is:

Why is Kylo worthy?

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Sure, Kylo gives Hux "intimacy".

If you watch the news, you can see how intimacy makes people kill and die everyday.

"I'm doing this only because I'm intimate with you！"

"I'm doing that only because I'm intimate with you！"

"I'm erasing an entire race because I'm only intimate with my own race！"

... ... if you never heard of any of these,

you certainly live on another planet.

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And, who told you that Hux "might not got" intimacy when he was young?

Hux has been doing great since the Death Star exploded.

Yes, he's been staunch, working hard, leading the First Order to the grand victory.

He has VERY INTIMATE RELATIONSHIPS with his honorable career and the First Order.

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Kylo：“If you insist on treating me like I'm a piece of garbage, I'll take back my love. I'll no longer develop an intimate relationship with you.”

Hux：“Thank you.”

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I'm not writing my trash ship to "keep it interesting".

I'm writing to keep it real.

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You are an inspiration. Thank you.

mua mua

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Useful Spanish Sentences...

... for my trash ship.

Me gusta tu basura de top!Hux/bottom!Kylo. Eres super talentoso. - Me gustan tus novelas basura de top!Hux/bottom!Kylo. Escribes super bien. - Me gustan tus dibujos basura de top!Hux/bottom!Kylo. Dibujas super bien. - Te admiro. Te deseo rico.

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Thank God It’s Friday.

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The way you draw Kylo you get it. The thiccness the roundness

Thanks. Kylo is a loaf of force!bread. The way you describe him you get it. Cheers.

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I’ve found joy in food and life since I met my favorite ship.

#top!Hux/bottom!Kylo#

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Does Hux is in really in love with Kylo ? He just like " ok biatch let's go fuck " but Kylo love him... or not ? Sorry if it's not clear, bad English 😅😘

I don’t speak English neither, and your question is crystal clear so no worries.

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Hux’s not in love with Kylo.

He’s in love with his noble career.

He’s in love with the applied principles and theoretical innovation (which conform to the development of The First Order) with the basis of integrating challenges from the anti-order to the order.

He has dedicated his entire life for the ultimate emancipation of every individual (who’s willing to be loyal to The First Order now) (or to The New Empire which will soon to be founded in the new era after the Rebel Alliance is all extirpated).

He’s in love with the aim and value targets of consummate discipline and order which will bring peace to every corner of the galaxy. 

He’s in love with the long-term study on visualization and actualization of radical ideology of mobilization.

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What for？

What is love fucking for？

Why？Why do our souls burn？

Why？Why do his eyes gleam with pride？

Why are there flares？Why are there torches？

Why are there people marching in the snowstorm？

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For bridging the chasm we’ve always found between our ideals and the disappointing reality

For the revolution

For wars

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For peace

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Then, please tell me,

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK 

DID KYLO REN EVER FUCKING DO

TO FIGHT FOR HUX'S ABSTRACT AND SPECULATIVE GOALS？！

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To think of reasons that Hux would fuck Kylo already used up all my intelligence and imagination.

It’s impossible for me to believe Hux being in love with Kylo.

However, if you have different definitions and understanding of life (like most people do), you may have faith in any “traditionally” sincere and romantic relationships between them, including “love”, of course. 

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You just assumed that Kylo loves Hux.

Most of the time, I assume the same thing according to “the common views” of love, but if you are asking very seriously about how I truly think... ...

Does Kylo have the power of undergoing all things, when it comes to Hux?

Does Kylo always take thoughts for Hux’s benefits (instead of his own)?

Does Kylo love himself?

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Kylo Ren is a piece of broken crystal, like the one he used to build his vintage lightsaber.

He kills, but murdering brings him no power.

He longs for Hux’s attention, but he did nothing for the pursuit of order.

And, if we are having a discussion based on my understanding of love,

Kylo Ren, as a fucking broken piece, 

obviously knows nothing about it.

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They’re not in love.

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But I love my trash-ship so I have to say my favorite part of your message is “ok biatch let’s go fuck”.

Wonderful. 

Totally approved.  

I applaud you for that.

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Thank you for the question.

It’s certainly a pleasure to answer it.

Although Hux and Kylo don’t love each other but I love my ship.

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If someone shows interest in Hux’s belongings

If that person just wanna take over Kylo,

Hux：“The First Order won’t forget your noble sacrifice.”

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If that person just wanna flirt with Kylo,

Kylo’ll learn the flirting tricks and ask Hux to practice with him.

Hux：“Are you drunk?”

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If that person would like to do the things Hux has done to Kylo,

a new day, a new corpse.

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Hux：“What’s this?”

Kylo：“The raw material of my ashes-collection.”

Hux：“Please stop murdering innocent officers.”

Kylo：“This one is guilty as charged.”

Hux：“Very convincing, Ren.”

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Kylo rubs the floor with his boots.

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Kylo：“He tried to act like you.”

Hux：“How?”

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Kylo：“Doesn’t matter.”

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relevant post

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I fucking love your Kylux art... omg this is so... fucking good 😩🤤

Thanks.

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I usually refer my posts as “the space trash” instead of “art”.

Also, please apply terms which emphasize the top character and the bottom character while mentioning my trash ship.

I used to be mild, lenient and easy-going, but now I’m selfish, haughty and fucking narrow-minded. In other words, I’m happy and free.

Isn’t it wonderful to be in the dark side, mate?

Thank you again and wish you a beautiful weekend.