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[reactionimagesdaily]

The fact that the new formatting update now displays the name of - and directly links to - the account behind any post made on this blog means that when I do a big dramatic secret identity reveal it's just going to have to be a surprise to the mobile users and the mobile users only

[puckinghischier]

Now I’m starting to think that allis plankton instead of Patrick.

Don’t ask me why because my brain cannot come up with a reason…

so…you think i’m a jealous villain who tries to steal customers and can’t handle failure???

okay, got it 👍🏼

[apocalypse-shuffle]

THE SPIDER SOCIETY (atsv)

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How the Spider-Men react to being given a plush of themselves (Spider-Men x Fem!Reader)

Headcanons

CHARACTERS: MIGUEL O’HARA, HOBIE BROWN, & PETER B PARKER (ft.mayday parker)

SFW, fluff, crack treated seriously, pre-canon, some canon divergence

Pic source: Spider-Man: Across The Spiderverse

MIGUEL O’HARA | SPIDER-MAN 2099

Miguel is, quite thoroughly, not impressed when you present the little chibi-esq recreation of his spider suit: cape, little claws and all, to him. A few years ago he would’ve laughed, teased you about your obsession with him and poked at you as he worked in the lab about how you stumbled across the plush anyway. Now, though?

Now Miguel's biggest reaction is how he squints at you in utter silence for a slew of seconds before heaving a sigh that has all of your enthusiasm seeping out of you with that one exhale. Mostly he just grumbles about how he can’t believe you’re distracting him from his monitoring for this and how much such a close approximation of his suit could be a breach of security with an even more severe furrow to his brows than usual.

It’s stress; anxiety too, you’d bet. It looks like anger. Despite the fact you know what it is you still feel yourself getting irritated in turn.

You’re gearing up to throw it in his face and stomp off when the platform finally stops as near to floor level as it gets and he…holds out his hand. Miguel’s expression is still pinched, and the set of his shoulders still high, but he takes the plush from you (mindful of his talons), hums and makes a remark about it not being as accurate as he thought considering there’s claws on the toy instead of what he actually has. Miguel meets your gaze when he says thank you.

For a moment all you do is blink over at him as he starts back up muttering to himself over whatever data he’s reviewing. It isn’t until he turns back to cut you a look that you remember yourself and fall back to earth, smiling big big up at him and then finally rushing away while heat flushes your face and you struggle to bite down on the urge to cheer while still in front of your hotheaded boss.

A few hours later you stop by his floating overcompensation platform office to deliver some information from Jess and you catch sight of the little plush leant up against the corner of one of his monitors. You keep your smugness to yourself, though, not heckling Miggy lest he get too embarrassed and hide the plush away.

Lyla blitzes excitedly around the plush when she first catches sight of it. And, unlike you, she teases Miguel about it so bad the vein at his temple starts to show. You’re eating lunch at one point in the dining hall when she appears sitting criss-cross over your tray and yaps all about how she’s caught Miguel holding the plush. How he rubs the pad of his thumb carefully over the red stitched detailing of its itty bitty mask, his face stern with focus.

Apparently Spider-Plush (the spider society member, not the inanimate object) is very disquieted and a little insulted by the appearance of the toy. His voiceless horror and displeasure was decipherable enough that Miguel started blushing as he stammered out a choppy explanation, and then an apology, all while trying to find some place to hide his mini-me before just settling on holding the stuffing filled version of him behind his back, fangs glinting as he smiled fleetingly at Spider-Plush before starting to save face.

At some point while you're griping about some universe he wants you to check out you watch him turn to the plush leant back against his monitor and go: “Right, Miguelito? You agree, don’t you?” after he feels he’s got you beat— and in a way he does because for the rest of the day you can’t catch nary a glimpse of him without breaking out into laughter so hard it has you turning in circles and coughing.

The smirk he gives your dark, flushed face every time starts making sense by the end of the day once you realize he still got you to agree with him. Even if it was by omission.

HOBIE BROWN | SPIDER-PUNK

Hobie thinks it’s adorable and immediately starts cooing over the plush when you brandish it to him.

He starts cooing over you too but that’s to be expected. You’re his partner, of course he makes a production out of telling you thanks; sweeping you off your feet into a hug and “obnoxiously” peppering kisses all over the brown planes of your face until you're laughing so hard your stomach hurts.

After his initial reaction he does get concerned about the origins of the plush, though. He’s not letting Norman’s estate or any other billionaire twat pull that Spider-Man copyright shit on him (ala that time where Peter found out Otto had trademarked the Spider-Man moniker and that the Spider-Man name and likeness was copyrighted). When you tell him it’s homemade and that you got it from a vendor at a showcase he makes a promise to visit the artist so he can give his thanks personally, grin turning mischievous.

Hobie takes to carrying the little plush around in a web sling. He treats it like his baby, dropping Lil’ Spidey off for you to “babysit” and everything.

Hobes walks in on you oiling your scalp and doing up your kinky hair or re-twisting your locs after a successful wash day — all while singing and dancing for your audience of one: that being the chibi “Itsy Bitsy” plush of him that you’ve leant up against the mirror in front of you — and is instantly so taken by you that he doesn’t even leave the ceiling before pulling his mask up past his nose and urging you into an upside down kiss, no matter that he startles the fuck out of you at first.

He likes making the plush give you little pecks on the cheek from him too, especially when he’s Spider-Man and you two are too easy to view from the rooftops or distance by the civilian them for him to be as affectionate as he’d like.

There’s multiple occasions where you meet him up on a roof to grab a bite together or find him curled up on your ceiling or under your covers while he sews Itsy Bitsy back together and/or replaces his stuffing.

He gets incredibly incensed when goons target his plush lookalike cause there ain’t no need for all that, Boss Man.

It’s not just Hobie liking the plush and loving that it’s a gift from you either, Lil’ Spidey is also incredibly useful when he’s dealing with panicking kids (and adults even). The plush is a cute calming presence and he gets very good at using it to his advantage when he’s got to corral people or convince kids he’s safe enough to let him carry them to safety.

At some point you do have to talk Hobie out of commissioning the artist who made the initial Spider-Man plush into making a similar plush of him in the suit with his mask off and wicks out and cotton stuffed recreations of his piercings on display. “Are you forgetting you have a whole ass secret identity?” “We don’t know if they’re not trustworthy,” he volleys, voice going nearly reedy as he rubs bashfully at his neck. “We don’t know if they’re trustworthy either, Hobie. Chill, Babe.”

Hobie lets himself see sense eventually, but not before his disappointed pout almost makes you cave.

Hobie will absolutely serenade you and the Spider-Punk plushie with his crude vocals whenever he feels like playing on his downtime or is working on a new song. The clear upside is that he’s got only eyes for you in the moment— and that he’s always been a delight to hear when he’s playing his guitar. He tries to keep the vibe acoustic and mostly succeeds.

PETER B PARKER | SPIDER-MAN

— featuring MJ!Variant!Reader & Biracial!Mayday

“Oh hey! Now this? This is one attractive little guy!”

Peter loves Spider-Man merch as much as the next guy, honestly, so he’s pretty excited when you first show him the plush.

Hell, he’s got a small collection of his own merch that’s been gifted to him by people around New York over the years mounted on a shelf above the tv in your bedroom.

—

“Aw man! They even got the differences in the spiders on my chest and back correct!” Peter twists the thing around in his hands, lighter brown eyes wide with wonder as he looks for a misprint that he’s apparently not finding. “This thing is surprisingly detailed.”

“Mm, I mean they are missing one key feature,” you murmur, eyeing Peter heavily for a second before meeting the brown of his eyes once more.

Peter blinks up at you, expression owlish, but doesn’t object when you press into him. One of his arms comes up like second nature to wrap around your waist and pull you closer. “I mean where? I guess maybe the kind of reflective — pearlescent? — lenses could be what’s throwing you off, but it’s easy enough to overlook…”

Your husband trails off as he keeps looking for whatever objection you could have for the aesthetics of the Spider-Man plushie.

He’s still missing the mark on all fronts when you reach up to lower the hand he’s holding the toy with. Immediately, Peter meets your eyes over the plush’s tiny head and you smile at him. He recognizes the coy lilt to it if the way he goes liquid and malleable for you is any indication, his body pulling into yours easily when you tug at his hips despite all that super strength and his ability to stick that would absolutely stop you from moving him if he didn’t want to be moved.

When you drop your hand over his hip Peter doesn’t stop you, moves to meet your mouth when you move to kiss him too. Which, kiss him you do, moving to cup one hand over his cheek while your other trails from his waist to rest against the soft bulge of his stomach.

“He’s missing your belly,” you say, the tilt of your plush lips wry and your big brown eyes glittering.

Peter smiles back at you like you’ve hung the moon.

“Oh,” he snorts then, and thankfully it’s not as self-deprecating as it used to be. “I don’t mind, not a lot of people like their heroes pudgy.”

“Well I like mine that way, Tiger,” you purr, reaching your hand around to tug at the shorter hair towards the back of his head and rubbing your thumb softly over his stomach. “So now what?”

“I— god,” Peter stammers, blushing like crazy. You chuckle, moving to squeeze lightly at his side and making his flush travel even more over his face until his ears are beet red and he’s ducking his head to rest against your shoulder.

Eventually he lets out a rush of sigh, shoulders slumping, and admits defeat.

“Flatterer,” he mumbles into your neck, tone playfully accusing, before pressing a kiss to the dewy umber skin at his disposal and wrapping both arms around you despite the plushie still clutched in his other hand.

“Guilty,” you hum, voice low as you run the tip of your broader nose across the pale overheated skin over his jawline.

And then Mayday starts to babble in the distance — clearly over her nap — and you and Pete have to pull apart.

Not before he sweeps you into one more lingering kiss, though. One of his hands tightening around your waist while the other fists into the thick naturally red curls atop your head as he practically dips you. It’s the type of kiss that leaves your dark two-toned lips tingling and has you panting lightly as Peter walks away to go retrieve your child with a wink in your direction and such a cheeky grin splitting his lips that you have to laugh.

—

Mayday gets her hands on the thing in minutes. You can’t be upset at her chewing on the plush’s little hands when she was clearly so excited to see the tiny version of her daddy though.

At one point she does hand it back to you so you can see her dad too. You tell her she’s lucky she’s so cute as you accept the slobber soaked plushie by pinching it between two fingers— this is where a nice set of acrylics can come in handy as some very cute and very impromptu tweezers.

The impromptu tweezer is a familiar tool used in you and Peter’s household btw.

The little chibi-esq Spidey plush, and Mayday’s fascination with it, becomes a spectacular way to keep her from whining and twisting all over the place whenever you sit her down to put in her hairstyle for the rest of the week on Sundays. With the plush held tight in her pudgy hands and her preoccupied by either you and Peter engaging her in conversation the entire time or a slew of Gracie’s Corner videos Mayday is practically a saint as you put anything from Bantu knots to afro puffs to cornrows in her big poof of red hair. Hell, sometimes you even take to letting her hang upside down while you comb out the tangles from her hair and apply any product to her looser coils while she hugs the plush tight to her chest.

Bath time and wash days for Mayday are still absolutely a hassle though considering you won’t allow her to take the Spider-Man plushie into the water. Thankfully that’s Peter’s appointed cuhruckle to deal with; giving you a break to do your own hair and relax a bit.

Peter takes to using the Spider-Man plush as a learning tool pretty quickly too. Showing Mayday how to watch her enhanced strength with demonstrations he puppets the toy to show her how to behave. How she has to be gentle and careful when she touches people or things, and etc.

The plush makes the lessons easier on them both, especially as more of Mayday’s powers manifest that you guys can’t procrastinate on dealing with. The lessons being made easier, too, fights back that little bit of guilt you know Peter still carries for passing on his spider powers to her. Win win, then.

NOTES: Hope you enjoyed!!!

Hopefully everyone’s characterizations weren’t too off because I haven’t seen ATSV in a hot minute, but yeah! This was just a cute little thing to do, and you can pry mj!variant black!reader from my cold dead hands.

btw: if you’d like to leave a comment I’d very much appreciate it!

[dallyna]

please please PLEASE CAN WE PLEASE GET A WOOYOUNG DIRTY PICS PLEASE I BEG

Freaky pics of Wooyoung and what I think of them :

Yunho ver (pt. 1) , Yunho ver (pt. 2) , Hongjoong ver , Seonghwa ver , Jongho ver , Yeosang ver , San ver , Mingi ver

1. Pool sex is an absolute must for him. He’d start by playfully cornering you in the water, his lips teasingly brushing against your neck as he whispers for you to stay quiet for him. Then, with a mischievous yet gentle touch, he'd pull you closer, urging you to wrap your legs around his waist, before pushing your panties aside and filling you up right there and then. If you made any sound, he'd squeeze your ass and glare at you, as if challenging you to dare do that again.

2. His hands... He'd squeeze, pinch and slap every inch of your body. The doggy style position is definitely one of his favourites, his hands gripping your hips and guiding you to meet his thrusts. You can always tell when he's close, because he starts slapping your ass, squeezing it hard enough to bruise it or spreading your ass cheeks apart for him to see.

3. He gets so turned on when you blindfold him and ride his face. He always eats you out like a starved man, his cock getting so hard and red at the tip, throbbing and leaking pathetically on his stomach. Sometimes, when you're casually chilling, he'd quietly slip between your legs, undressing you from waist down without further explanation and wrapping his pretty lips around your clit, eyes locked onto yours innocently as if he's not doing anything inappropriate.

4. He's always a tease. A sassy one even. Knowing you're attending most of his concerts, he tries his best to reel you up, grabbing his crotch any chance he gets, sticking his tongue out, unbuttoning his shirt and grinning smugly as he notices your reactions. Luckily for both of you, he makes it up to you at the end, fucking you backstage or in the changing rooms until all you can think about is how good his cock feels.

[mnnuni]

Valentine's day

James Potter x Reader

Summary: James discovers Saint Valentine's day and does the most James things about it

Genre: fluff

Words: 1530

Warnings: nothing, lots of smiles

Author's note: I know I'm late for saint Valentine's -sorry- and maybe this is ugly, but whatever at this point

*gif and pics from Pinterest

*dividers of @saradika-graphics

"Okay" he took a breath in "now explain it another time"

This time Remus actually rolled his eyes and almost scoffed now : it was the fourth time that day already that he spelled out the story behind the celebration of Saint Valentine's day.

"Don't do this to me Moony, I want to make her something special" James was practically whining now, he was almost desperate -all for nothing, obviously-

Remus smiled sympathetically and put a hand on his shoulder "don't worry about the history and the meaning mate, just know that we use this day to celebrate the lovers", his face of almost-terror didn't change so Sirius -finally- jumped in the conversation "Just do what you're good at : be a loverboy"; they managed to share a laugh but James's head was running all around.

(Y/n) didn't say anything about Valentine's day to James, she knew that as a half-blood she had different traditions than the pureblood magic families and besides they weren't officially together, they were "just seeing eachother".

For everyone around them they could already have a child for all they'd known, not that they were so public about their relationship but their sentiments were so pure and visible that it was obvious even to the ghosts of the castle.

Nevertheless (Y/n) dreaded to spend the day with him : on Fridays they both had half the day free, so they always tried to spent most of it together.

Today (Y/n) hoped it was nothing different.

She was wrong.

The strange things started at breakfast when James didn't come down from Gryffindor tower, "he had to ask something about his paper to Minnie" said Peter when she asked why he wasn't there. "I'll see him in history of magic then", Lily who had the class with them instantly lowered her head to her plate and didn't say anything.

But that didn't mean anything, right?

(Y/n)'s suspicious were proven right when James didn't show up in history of magic and Lily refused to even approach the subject. The situation only got worse when James wasn't even at lunch; had something happen to him? She got so up in her head that she ran to check the infirmary ten minutes into the lunch. Madame Pomfrey tough told her he wasn't there.

(Y/n) was rather disappointed that James was apparently ignoring her, almost angry with him when she reached her dorm room. She threw herself on her bed and screamed in her pillow all the bad words she'd tell James if she had him in front of her. It took her too much time to realise that on her bedside table there was a red tulip and a note.

19;30

Whomping Willow

It's a date.

She tried to resist it, but a smile instantly crept up her face. It was automatic when James Potter was involved.

(Y/n) got up and started to prepare for this unexpected date. She really really tried to not overdo herself, because James truly got on her nerves today but it was so natural for her to commit with the best version of herself for James; he was a too caring boy to not influence the people around him to want to be good for him.

During her walk to the Whomping Willow she repeated in her head that he wanted to see her and surely had an explanation for his absence.

The moment (Y/n) saw him tough, she forgot everything and got distracted by the sparkle of his eyes. Her brain disconnected from her mouth and she was only able to yell "where the hell were you today?"

Sure was that James was startled by her reaction, "everything will be cleared up, sweetheart" he extended his hand to her "now, would you please follow me?"

Of course she would.

They didn't walk for long, and while they did James tried to distract her by describing to her every kind of tree they passed. When they arrived at a signed-with-an-x oak James made her stop and close her eyes.

"Why do I have to?"

"Because I'm asking you"

She scoffed but did it anyway.

James guided her another three or four steps ahead when he made her stop again and open her eyes.

(Y/n) was speechless.

Between two large trees there was a big mattress and an exaggerated amount of colorful pillows and blankets. The trees curved in a way to form an arch, as to protect the little space James created. All around that gash of forest they were surrounded by fairies and glow bugs. Above the mattress James managed to enchant a series of flowing notes to have music.

Everything was so romantic.

When (Y/n) turned to look at him James produced a basket from behind a bush and whispered "happy valentine's day".

"How do you know?"

He shrugged his shoulders and half grinned "i have my ways"

Remus, of course.

He invited her to have a seat on their make shift bed and she obliged, still smiling and looking all around.

"I made you a dinner-breakfast" he declared when he opened the basket and a delicious smell came from it. James put out warm pancakes with cream and lots of chocolate chips biscuits, he also had a big flagon of their favourite tea. (Y/n) watched him carefully position everything out for them and couldn't help but smile; she spent all day worrying and getting angry by his absence while he was preparing all this, just for her.

"Thank you" she suddenly said, and James was surprised about it -not because (Y/n) wasn't a grateful person but because he didn't do it to be praised about it, just because he wanted to make her happy-

(Y/n) reached for his hand and squeezed it, "you really didn't have to do this, but I love it"

James smiled one of his purest and warmest smiles. The one he reserved for the people he truly loved and he loved (Y/n) so much.

They ate almost everything, (Y/n) recalled her day to James and he talked to her about how he did everything he did to organise this beautiful set up.

"Sirius helped with the music and Peter with the cooking, you already gathered that Remus is the one to thank for all the Saint Valentine's day knowledge I have now; Lily hated lying to you, because we all know how she is when she lies but-"

James didn't realise it while he rambled but (Y/n) got every second that passed closer to him, to the point that she was brushing his nose with hers.

"James" she whispered to warn him of her presence and then she moved and kissed him.

He was the one stunned now.

He didn't know why, but he really wasn't expecting this.

Her lips were warm and her movements tentative, until James's brain started to function again and he kissed her back. He took her face in his hands and moved her closer, (Y/n) was smiling. When she pulled back she remained her forehead against his, she wanted to feel him all. After a moment or so of the two of them breathing in each other James asked a mere perceivable "why?", (Y/n) opened her eyes and looked him straight in his while finally confessing "I liked this very much, and I like you even more James Potter"

James was grinning so wide he made his dimple pop.

"Good" he decided and proceeded to make (Y/n) lay on her back on the mattress and kiss her until any of them two was at loss of oxygen.

It took him lots of kisses and pulled lips to finally realise, "oh my god, that was our first kiss".

His face was priceless.

(Y/n) chuckled, "yes James", she was playing with some strands of his hair and was looking at him with a kind of sweetness in her eyes James wasn't aware he was ready to see.

He straightened himself a little and tried not to make a face too worried, while he searched for the courage to talk again he started fidgeting with (Y/n)'s fingers. He opened his mouth once or twice, then finally "so what does that mean?"

Oh, James

"Well..." (Y/n) used her fingers to move his face towards her by the chin and smiled, "what do you want it to mean?"

He said the next words with a needing in his tone so touching that even the fairies around them would have reacted, "I really want to be with you"

(Y/n) couldn't understand the fear in his eyes, of course she wanted to be with him too. She just repeated him, "Good." and smiled wider than before.

James exhaled a breath he then called unnecessary and leaned in to kiss her again.

They fell asleep in the forest, tangled in their hugs.

The next day when they missed breakfast and returned to the common room laughing and touching each other every two steps, everyone of their friends had the same thought: "Finally".

Lily jumped to her feet to slap James on the back of his head, "that's for making me lie to her", everyone chuckled, even James, "well... it was worth it in the end".

[shuenkio]

𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐲 | S.Jy 💨

Paring: Idol!Jake x idol!male reader | Genre: Soft smau.

Synopsis: You were so careless to the point you're stuck in a bathroom with Jake.

Cw: Cursing, whimpers, masturbate, mentioned of cum.

Non proof read 100% | wc: 1.7K

Eng is not my 1st language.

CRD to the owner of the pic and dividers. [Sadika]

A/N: I wrote this while my head is spinning. So there'd be a lot of grammar wrong, awkward part and explanation please bare with meh :<

Having finished your day earlier than the other members was the best blessing you've ever wished for. You will be able to do anything you want at the dorm. After you are done with your shooting scene for the MV, you immediately head home without any worries.

You entered the dorm room, and silence enveloped you. The usual campus noise faded away, leaving a space untouched by sound. Each step you took was absorbed by the quiet, amplifying the room's stillness. Dragging your feet to your own personal room after those roommate bunk bed days was quite a relief since you've now been able to have your own space and some privacy.

Settled down with all your stuff, you had the urge to wash up before anyone came back later. Once you were freshened up from the shower with the towel wrapped around your hair, you decided to wait for the members, which included Jake, Jungwon, and Sunoo, to have dinner together.

You take out your phone as usual to look up the fancams for the music show yesterday since it's one of your hobbies. Then you stumbled upon Jake's fancams that the fandom had gone crazy for these past few days, and they've actually gone viral on TikTok so suddenly.

As a result, you click on one of his fancams that has the most insane views. You keep watching and watching, zooming in and out, unable to catch anything special, but one thing you've noticed is that it's probably his manly, craziest, veiny hand that makes social media almost die.

"Oh, so everyone has gone crazy for these? Damn, mine can't even half of him... But he kind of looks sexy, i guess." You murmur to yourself, looking at your slimy, skinny wrist, before you zoom in accidentally on the middle part of his, where the dance move was, he's thrusting.

Nevertheless, oblivious to you, someone else had been watching you the entire time from behind your back at the back of the couch you were sitting on. The moment was such a coincidence that he caught your red hand watching his sexy and hot fancam, and he might get the wrong idea of you.

"Did you say I'm sexy~ m/n?" Jake laid down lower as his hot breath whispered, brushing against your earlobe with such a tone. Who knew Jake had been there, watching you in silence, amusing you with your secret hobby? In return, you jumped before falling from the couch by the sudden appearance of him.

"What—the—... ouch, Jake Hyung?" Rubbing the sensation on your hip slowy from the sudden fall, as you look up to see it was Jake who did it.

"Yep, mate, it's me. Who else? Care to explain it to me?" Jake chuckled at your shocked reaction, and your jaw dropped open. The fact that he knows you've just realized what he meant by that makes the tension even worse.

"I can explain. Hear me out first, Hyung!"

"Okay, okay, but I won't believe it if you say you didn't like mine."  It was so embarrassed and such a shame that Jake caught you in such a bad moment like this, and if there's anyone else beside him, the scene would be twisted into another story, but gladly nobody else, it's just Jake and you in the dorm while the other two, Jungwon and Sunoo, were stopped by the ice cream store for the late-night snacks.

You explain with your heart racing, stumbling almost every word to make it a sentence, which makes Jake even more amused by your kind of behavior like this, and he likes it.

However, once you finish, you thought you'd already escaped by told Jake that he couldn't tell anyone else that it's just between you and him, even if it was just a coincidence and bad timing, but you fear his mouth would slip, and boom, the members would tease you to death, especially the one and only Maknae.

But in order to keep his mouth shut like a zipper, Jake has to make a condition, and in return, he wants something back from you. Hearing those deals, you didn't care about the favor he wished for; all you needed right now was to make it as clear as the night sky in the summer. So finally, you accept without any hesitation, even if Jake says you haven't even heard of him yet, but you urge him to make it happen, no matter what.

"You still want to do it, boy? I don't even open my mouth yet,  mate."

"I'm doing anything; I don't care. Just say the magic words, Hyung. Just say it, and I'll do it right away." Hearing the enthusiasm in your voice and the urge to willingly do anything got the best of him as his gaze slowly turned into something you couldn't imagine, from a shy expression to the dark side of him.

"Since you are eager to do it, take a bath with me then."

"I beg your pardon." Are you hearing that right? Bathe with what and who? What in the world gave him the idea of showering together? And imagine the butt naked body of his, and you wouldn't think that would be so damn awkward as hell.

"Come on, don't make me wait long; just shower again; you're sweating, boy!!" He said as he moved to the bathroom without faze. His voice was alluring through the hallway before you even noticed that you were indeed sweating. You wanted to decline, but you set it up by yourself, willing to do anything. Now you have stumbled into your own trap. Left with no choice, you make your way into the bathroom room too, with an unexplained expression mixed with anxiety and excitement.

Closing the door behind you before you take the sight In front of you, Jake was already naked while he was taking off his undies. A heavy, deep sigh left your chest and covered your messy, flushing face with your tiny fingers. Now you're stuck in a situation you can't turn back. Seeing you cover your face, Jake couldn't help but ask.

"Why did you cover your face? Don't be shy; we're men, right?" Jake then walks to the spot where you were standing before taking your hand to the bathtub as he takes off your clothes for you. But you stop him when he's about to remove your undies—

"Hyung,  let me ask something first? "I know you don't like showering with anyone, not even Jay Hyung, but why me?" You state that, making him freeze for a while. It's actually caught him off guard when you did know him quite well.

"Well, tbh, seeing you take a shower with another member piss me off a little," Jake responded with his arms folding around his chest, slightly showing his jealous side.

"Wait—that's mean you know I've shower with Sunoo Hyung? No way, I thought you were already  asleep."

"Well, not anymore and forget it; just shower with me; it's my turn to have you." I couldn't wait any longer. In a swift motion, your clothes were thrown away by him across the floor as he took you to bathe with him in one bath tub, and yes, it's not too wide to move.

"Um, alright, possessive, lol." You reply back in a dry tone, yet deep down, you just want to scream and yell out of your thoughts at the sight in front of your eyes right now. It's super distracted, but it's such a view to not look at. His dickey was not great with the length, but it's definitely fat in the girth. Everyone is uncut, and so was he.

It was not too big or too small, but the urge you had to grab it and feel it was crazy. Seeing your eyes glancing on his lower middle leg up and down like that, Jake's smirking before licking his plump dry lip as he mutters out.

"Enjoy the view? Or you want to feel it?" Another red-handed moment. You were speechless when he caught you in the scenes again, but this time, you can't explain.

"I never knew you were this freaky Jake, Hyung."

"I still have a man body at the end of the day, and actually, we humans feel the emotion so called 'horny', isn't that right?" Jake placed his back as he lay against the wall before closing his eye. He enjoyed the warm bath, and his dickens were slightly hard and visible on the surface. Oh my, it's twitching.

"Lord, have mercy" look away, embarrassed by the unashamedly carefree side of Jake. How can he, oh, well, you just realized he's from Australia? Later on, you feel the water is splashing nonstop before you take a peek at Jake and see him... masterbation. This is the death of you.

"Jake hyung, I'm still in the bathtub. Aishh," you said, swallowing hard while looking over to see. He wrapped his palm around his shalf and stroking them, and eh, the foreskin moving up and down gave you the same aroused heat in your dick too.

"Sorry, ma'boy, but NGh, it's too late to stop it. It's feel good. I feel horny." He said in the middle of his breath, gasping for air from the heart racing jerk off. As he continues faster, you can't help but take a full view of his masterbation; the grip on his dick was so full, so tight, and so hot. The idol Jake that everyone knows, at the end of the day, he's human in any way.

Jerking off is normally something that happens, isn't it? The water started to get hot from the intense moment between you and him, especially the one who enjoys himself. The hot view soon later got the best of you before your dick also got hard, begging for a touch too, but you didn't.

You love to edge yourself and continue to watch your hyung jerk off happily.

"Motherfucking shit too hot, I'm coming—m~n" Spare no more times, Jake's balls were clenching in unison as a wave of white stuff exploded out of his dick, along with the grunting noise out of his mouth, from the pleasure.

"That was guuuood m~n...fuck... I can't move my hand m~n can you please help me clean? Woah" After all of those sessions of masterbation, he collapsed on the spot from exhaustion. The cum stained that was splashed on your fingers is still hot, and the leaking of his dick continued to drip from the big load earlier.

"Very... Freaky Jake Hyung very" And little did you know, you were pre-cum by the scenes too. 

🗣️ Please mind my English! ><

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Open request for Jay ff !!

[misscherrys-world]

Fuck or Treat!

༒Starring༒: Tate Langdon, Kit Walker, Franken! Kyle Spencer, James Patrick March and Kai Anderson.

Obv I was inspired by this pic I found hilarious

Happy Witch’s New Year!

✣Warnings✣: NSFW.

Sorry if it sucks but I just wanted to write their reactions and I tried to be as canon as I can be. Enjoy!

Tate Langdon

Tate never left the house like other ghosts until he met Violet. But now she doesn’t talk to him he doesn’t go out and stays around her.

So one day when you moved in the house you decorated the front porch with pumpkins and he saw the carving.

It was hard to tell if it’s “fuck” or “trick* so he asks you.

You replied nonchalantly: Trick, you silly.

He looks at you and said: I’d prefer the fuck one.

“It’s so inappropriate for the children, I like it!”

So you both worked on the decorations together hopefully your parents won’t notice, at least not now.

Kit Walker

Would definitely choose to “fuck” without further explanation.

He would bend you on the table and thrusts deeply and passionately.

After you both finished he would ask: “Is it just for me or you’ll put it on the front porch?”

“It says trick, Kit.”

He looks at it in confusion “No it doesn- ohhh I see it my bad my bad”

“That was good actually keep doing this and I’ll give you dozens of kids”

Franken! Kyle Spencer

“TREAT” he would yell for treats.

I would laugh with Zoe for his enthusiasm.

Zoe: “Okay, Kyle… Read this.”

Kyle after a while of trying to make a word he says: “F-Fuck or.. Treat”

“Omg, Kyle no! It’s Trick or Treat” you laugh so hard because you did it on purpose to trick people in the Academy.

He pouts a little then he hugs you and Zoe: “Fuck”

I chuckled because I knew what he wanted from his hot witchy girlfriends.

Zoe closed the door and we 3 started to get undressed.

James Patrick March

James: “What in the-? Did they change or traditional Trick or Treat?”

“No James what do you mean? It says Trick or Treat.”

James: “I must say, dearest you’re not quite the talented one to carve pumpkins. I almost read it something completely different.”

“Did you read it “fuck”? Yeah I did it on purpose”

He looks at you intrigued: “That sounds obscene! I must say I myself thought of couple things we can do for this occasion.”

“Me too” you said playfully.

He presses a kiss to your lips first softly then it grows intense.

Kai Anderson

He huffs as he went down stairs, he didn’t approve of the Halloween decorations but you insisted.

As he enters the kitchen he saw the pumpkin.

He looks confused at first but then he catches on it quickly. He had quite the idea of this whole Trick and Treat concept.

He walks towards you in the living room and says: “New rule for the Halloween. It’s Fuck or Treat not Trick and Treat. And you’re allowed to do it with me. And only me, your divine ruler.”

You blink few times before you say: “Cool, you’re a good fuck after all.”

His ego flares up.

“Also that pumpkin.. I did it on purpose.”

Kai: “I could tell you horny slut.”

[frankenjoly]

honest mistake

tachihigugin + knife nude

“WE’VE MADE A MISTAKE!!!” Higuchi announced as she entered the room, phone in hand. Luckily, only Tachihara was there, because word shouldn’t spread. Sure, being quieter than she had just been would be better for that, but--

“What??!!! It’s about our last job or…?” Also luckily, Tachihara went straight to the point. Though, it was difficult not to after she had introduced the issue like that.

“It’s worse.” She replied in barely a whisper, mentally cursing when he only (understandably) started growing visibly concerned and nervous. “I mean, it’s not a work thing, so it’s not like we have to worry about that but… We’ve made Gin upset, that’s for sure.”

“Huh?” Now, concern made way for confusion in Michizô’s face.

“Remember that pic they sent us earlier?”

“The knife line-up, yeah. A very nice one, but that’s expected with Gin.” Ichiyô had no doubt he would have exactly zero trouble recalling it, especially when it had been something so recent. “We’ve told her that, so what did we do to make him--” Instead of carrying on with explanations, she simply unlocked her phone, which already had the picture in question open, and showed it to him.

“Zoom in, in the middle dagger, and look.”

Tachihara lost no time in doing what she asked, and Higuchi could quickly see his expression morph again now into horror once seeing what she meant:

Inside the aforementioned dagger there was the reflection of Gin’s full shirtless body angled in a way that showed one side, abs and breast included, and ending exactly so the nipple wouldn’t be featured; an image meant to rise the want for more and inspire quite a different reaction from them both than the simple ‘cool’ they had replied with.

“We’ve fucked up indeed.” She heard him finally say, and then their eyes met the two of them were starting to blush in embarrassment--

Well, not just embarrassment, but that was sincerely the main mood after having failed to see it for literal hours. So they should take care of that first and foremost, because… what would Gin think about them?

“We gotta talk to Gin. Fast.” Both said in unison.

(also on ao3.)

[flaminandgooo]

Top Gun: Maverick first watch reaction below the cut because I tried to have a coherent thought process at first but then I quickly gave up and began babbling whatever my reaction was X) (warning: unhinged screaming)

- 'Talk to me, Goose' as if the bunch of pics of him in Mav's hangar didn't kill me. That was just to make sure it sticks. Like, seriouSLY ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HE STILL SAYS THAT??? WHY, THANKS FOR THE EARLY EMOTIONAL DAMAGE IT'S BEEN FIVE MINUTES DAMMIT

- I loooooooooooove what they did with the original score. They obviously made it more modern but that 80s nostalgia bleeds through because the essence is still THERE

- Also, speaking of nostalgia, the beginning 100% brought you back to 80s action flick style cinematography, that was so cool~~

- Tom Cruise over the top, again in that classic 80s action flick main character way, you don't have to like him to admire his craft

- Mr Cruise, I know you never wear helmets on bikes to prove you're the one doing your stunts but for fuck's sake PUT A HELMET ON SAFETY FIRST

- 30 (?) years later and that man is still a brat X) He is a menace, that's what he is, he did not get wiser with age

- OH MY GOD those mugshots at the beginning did all of them dirty X) the only one that did not look too horrible was Miles Teller and that's 100% because of the 'stache

- Also Mav mumbling 'someone's not coming back from this' DON'T YOU FUCKING PULL A GOOSE ON ME AGAIN THAT SHIT TRAUMATIZED MY 12YO SELF ENOUGH WHEN I FIRST WATCHED TOP GUN

- Goose's son's callsign being Rooster..... I cackled X) he really said 'let's continue into the birds line' At least they didn't choose c*ck X)

- ICEMAV????? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2025 (actually 2022 since the movie came out in 2022 but whatever)??? I WAS NOT READY FOR THE OLD MEN YAOI?????? 'you could have warned me.' 'would you have come?' THIS IS GIVING ENEMIES TO LOVERS TO DISTANT FRIENDS

- Danny, baby, I love your little egg head but I am mourning your curls T.T

- If I had a nickel every time Lewis Pullman played an awkward guy named Bob, I would have two nickels. Which isn't much! But still weird that it happened twice.

- And Danny's character callsign being Fanboy???? FORESHADOWING??????

- Natasha 'Phoenix' Trace, I already love you

- Oh, Coyote and Hangman are ride-or-die type of friends, I just know it

- Love how they kept the core spirit of Top Gun which is 'homoerotic male rivalry' X) This whole exchange had about as much heterosexual explanation as Ice biting the air in Mav's face. Get a room.

-Mav really thought Penny was going to spare him ajahajajaja Good on you, Ms Benjamin X) It's called payback (also, the same Penny Benjamin mentioned at the beginning of the OG Top Gun!!! Nice throwback)

- WHY DID THEY HAVE TO SHOW GOOSE'S DEATH NOW I'M CRYING FUCK YOU (having his son playing Great Balls of Fire was sweet tho 🥲 but ow, not while giving us the flashbacks, that was so unnecessary)

- Aerial fights, my beloved T.T

- 'and how to come home' *silence* 'and how to come home... sir' ooooooh they're sending them on a suicide mission and one of them's definitely dying........

-I forgot Tom Cruise is short as fuck and they have to use practical tricks and perspective to make him look taller X)

- HANGMAN, YOU BITCH. Like I knew this was coming, especially after he and Coyote recognized Goose on the pic. BUT STILL.

- 'how's my wingman?' IN THE FEEEEEEELS FUCK (and the sassy finger point akNaknakaja Iceman, I love you X) )

- the way they managed to find a way to include Val Kilmer's illness and stay respectful by not recreating his voice artificially, tho... I'm emotional

- Oh, they fully went nostalgia mode and brought back the volleyball scene, huh? Just changed the ball X) I like it

- Another Top Gun tradition they kept: slutting out the men X) that's how you do a real 80s nostalgic action flick, baby

- OH THEY WENT THERE, HUH???? AND THEN SHE SENDS HIM OUT THROUGH THE WINDOW AKANJAAJSJQJAJ

- My heart nearly gave out, geezus. I thought Phoenix, Bob and Coyote were toast...... and then Rooster reaction because Goose also died during a training accident where he and Mav had to eject...... for fuck’s sake Goose, either stop haunting the narrative OR COME BACK FROM THE DEAD RIGHT NOW

- Oh...... Oh, Ice...... and Mav punching his wings into the coffin....... goodbye, heart, I didn't need you anyway... That scene really lands hard with Val Kilmer's death being so recent

- Imma need someone to slap Cyclone or I'll do it myself

- HELL YEAH MAV THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT (he's gonna get his sassy ass court martialed but hell yeah X) also love how everyone started leaning in and even got up while watching him, even Cyclone was there, obviously reluctant in his admiration, and already thinking about the headache the paperwork is going to give him X) )

- Dumbass really was gonna answer that question, I can't with him X) the way Warlock looked at him ajabajaja

- Hangman, why do you look AFRAID when it's ROOSTER who's going to fly that mission????? Huh?????

- It's really not a Top Gun movie if the two rivals don't have a scene where you're not sure whether they're gonna kiss or not X) Oh my god, you two, just kiss already

- 'if I don't see you again, Hondo. thank you.' 'it's been an honor, captain.' oh, fuck you, was I not emotional enough????

- TALK TO ME DAD????? ARE YOU SERIOUS???????? AND MAV COINCIDENTALLY TALKING TO HIM RIGHT AFTER????? ENOUGH I'M ON THE GROUND STOP KICKING ME

- MAV DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

- Was that a voice crack, Cyclone? Are we emotional over the little shit that made your life more complicated than it should????? (He does care once he gets that stick out of his ass X) )

- I knew there was something under all that assholery, Hangman

- Rooster, baby..... the distress in his voice while asking if anyone's seen Mav and Bob trying to rationalize with him but sounding so resigned himself.... I know Phoenix, Fanboy and Payback are not fairing any better

- I KNEW HE WASN'T DEAD

- I gasped and then I screamed. Woke up the cats. Thanks. ROOSTER THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???

-'what the hell were you thinking?!?!?!?' 'you told me not to think!!' I know Mav is wacking himself upside the head for that one X) you taught the kid too well, buddy

- One fully accomplished dumbass and his dumbass son in training oh my god

- Love how those super high tech people with new gen jets and missiles and all that randomly have those old ass tomcats lying around X) Random F14 spotted in the wild

- BONK 'why the wings comin' out, Mav?' X)

- Oh, he's definitely thinking he taught him too well, now X)

- HANGMAN MY MAN (I kinda expected that one but yay! I like you now, you cocky bitchy blond bastard X) )

-ROOSTER HELPING MAV ON HIS PLANE T.T

-80S STYLE END CREDIT MAGNIFICENT

I LOVED THIS MOVIE I'M EATING MY WORDS OF NOT SEEING THE NEED OF A SECOND TOP GUN GOOD BYE IMMA GO WATCH TOP GUN 1986 AND THEN THIS ONE AGAIN

[novacm]

bfdi profile pic!!

unfortunately it’s from post split BFB so net zero tbh

okay so ill use this as an opportunity to tell my followers where i got my pfp from

like nonnie said, it is from bfb post split, specifically a scene in bfb 26

when i was rewatching bfb for the first time in ages about two or three years ago, i found this particular scene funny, where lollipop and flower are in the cardboard rocket ship with flower driving. flower is bad at it, and so lollipop says "i thought you said you were a good driver" to which flower turns around and says "theres a very simple explanation. i lied to you." i found it funny enough to screenshot it with the captions on the latter line to use as a reaction image. eventually when i made my discord account, i needed an image for my profile picture, and on a whim i decided to use a cropped version of that screenshot. by the time i made other accounts elsewhere it was pretty much inseparable from my online identity, so now this is my pfp everywhere and i must forever bare the curse of people reminding me that post split was bad

[mylittleredgirl]

m*a*s*h reaction post released from my drafts!! i don't know why i have been worried about making a Good Post when legitimately everything that could ever be said about this show has been said.

so i will SHARE MY THOUGHTS ABOUT SEASON THREE currently in progress:

ooooh war got a sweet budget increase in the off-season. pyrotechnics! helicopters! ACTIONNN BAYBEEEE

i'm falling more in love with everyone, details to follow

top of the list: trapper my bestie has been promoted to trapper my legit fictional crush 💕

don't get me wrong, in real life i would slap his face, but i'm with hot lips on this one. the hair, the smile, every time he takes off his shirt... take me to the supply tent or lose me forever

HOWEVER, i happened to notice that he is not on the header pic on hulu* and none of you talk about him so i must regretfully conclude that he will eventually leave the show

DON'T TELL ME WHEN

anyway i am cherishing him as one cherishes an old dog not long for this world

*speaking of hulu: i have now joined the henry blake appreciation society thanks to this One Weird Trick (reupping my hulu account for a month because i lost my shit after the dvds cut out at the climax of an episode AGAIN)

i went back to rewatch the episodes that didn't play on the dvds, and turns out a lot of them were henry eps (including the trial of henry blake and the one where he is waiting for news about his new baby...) (and also the one where he fell in love with a cheerleader but you can’t win ‘em all)

just in time to appreciate that scene in "o.r." where he tells hawkeye he doesn't want to be discharged so that he can keep doing real doctoring 🥺

"o.r." had so many good character bits!! even frank got some depth?? or at least an explanation for why he's Like That...

other eps i liked:

"iron guts kelly" -- felt like a follow-up to the one last season where hot lips got wasted and broke up with frank and then hawkeye and trapper had to sober her up, which i also loved! "we hate her but she's OURS to hate" is such a good character dynamic.

also lmao every time she cheats on frank, GET YOURS GIRL 😘

the frank/margaret thing is strangely compelling actually? it's like an inverse ship for real. will-they-or-won't-they but for breaking up. same energy though, like i'm glued to the screen rooting for them to fight instead of kiss.

"check-up" i was sooooo brave you guys making peace with the situation BUT THEN TRAPPER STAYED!!! i feel like my crush has been given a stay of execution

i don't know if i ship it per se but i really hope he and margaret hook up exactly once and literally everyone regrets it

i've seen some more episodes and have more thoughts but i need to lie down a lot first

oh one more thing:

i realize "m*a*s*h actors amazing" is not breaking news, but i'm specifically obsessed right now with how they are always interacting with props. i don't even mean the o.r. tools or scripted things, but how in every scene they're doing comedy while also moving crap around, pouring things, drinking, shaving, changing clothes, handing (or THROWING) things to each other, just making a mess all the time while still hitting their lines and comic beats. it's a master class in whatever that is.

anyway it's so good!!! more to come 💕

[iamstuckinfandom]

Day Two: Whump board

Explanations under, long post:

1. Keith's dad's death is sad as hell, being a firefighter who died in the line of duty when Keith was young (I personally hc him at 6). It shaped Keith's character and life, leading to him going into the foster system.

2. Miraculous Ladybug has a lot of good whump moments for Adrien and this picture shows one of them best. Adrien (as Chat Noir) is looking at a picture he drew as a kid that his dad threw on the floor during his staged temper tantrum to guilt Adrien. Gabriel is a pos father.

3. Shiro faces a lot of whump throughout Voltron from his muscular disease to being a Galra Empire prisoner for a year to dying to being mind-controlled and cloned. Just lots of pain for him in various ways. Honestly why I write so few Shiro whumps 😂 canon whumps him a lot as it is.

4. Viktor's entire story is tragic and whumpful. Raised in poverty in the polluted areas of the undercity (Zaun). Odds against him from the start. Having a severe limp that is a major part of his character and later a fatal disease that pushes him to experiment with shimmer (dangerous magical drug). The fact that he dies (I think? It's unclear but he would have anyway) and is brought back to life and sorta brainwashed by the Hexcore? And yeah, he led to the complete genocide of everyone on Runeterra but he had good intentions (he just wanted to help make lives better 😭😭😭 but lost his way).

5. Keith finding out he's half-Galra and the subsequent reactions of the others finding out too. That photo always kills me because Keith is obviously very hurt emotionally. Dude hasn't even come to terms with having the enemy's blood and the others (minus Shiro) be treating him badly 😒 🙄 😑 especially Allura who outright ignores him, glares at him, and is generally mean (I like her though). Some of my favorite fics deal with this and I'm always up for Keith whump because racism towards the Galra.

6. Rex's life is all over the place in Generator Rex. The pic is when Agent Six first meets kid Rex who has lost his memories during an attack (turns out he was the robot attacking). The world is rampant with nanites and E.V.O.s (monsters caused by nanites turning on in people, animals, plants) and Rex (also an E.V.O.) is the only one who can cure them. Leads to a lot of racism (or specism?) towards Rex (even a whole episode focused on it) and other whumpful times (like finding out about his past, dealing with his villains, etc). I love it all.

7. Shiro disappearing after the fight with Zarkon in s2. It's supposed to be a joyful moment but it turns devastating when Shiro is just gone. This shapes how s3+ goes on and I feel the worst for Keith who takes it the hardest. Shiro is Keith's closest friend and the one person who never gave up on Keith. This leads to a lot of emotional pain and Keith's reluctance to lead. We later find out Shiro actually died during that fight 😭😭😭 and him saying it kills me every single time:

8. Zuko's entire life. Having the worst dad ever who left him emotionally, mentally, and physically scarred. The fact that he lost like 4 members of his family at roughly the same time (Lu Ten dies, Iroh off grieving, Azulon assassinated, Ursa banished) and was left alone with the remaining two who are horrible people at a young age. The fact that Zuko was propagandized to believe the Fire Nation was best and "helping" others to "prosper". I love him and how he unlearns stuff. His redemption is the best ever.

9. The official comic books for Voltron have some awesome whumpful moments. I love the above scene because the team gets mind controlled and Pidge has to figure out how to fight them. As soon as she hurts Keith, Shiro is ready to slay her (twice nonetheless). I don't know about you, but I would NOT want to face this:

Scary Champion mode activated

[luffyvace]

can i request a romantic hairo x male reader where the reader is a psychic like Saiki?

Ooooh! This whole time I just realized I’ve been writing for reader without psychic powers so this’ll be fun! :}

Ehhh Hairo needs more gifs..;P

💪🔥👍

Tbh these hcs can go lots of different ways depending on how you are and what you want! For examples….:3

if you want to hide your psychic abilities from him, well, it depends on whether fate wants you to or not! Just like how if saiki is meant to do something, despite all the power he has to stop it, it ends up happening anyway! :P but if it wants you to then either 1) stuff miraculously happens to prevent him from finding out or 2) he sees and doesn’t believe his eyes 😋

if your open and tell him about them he’s a little shocked at first! Of course he is! He’s never seen them before canonly. And ngl? He not gonna believe you 😭 Not that he don’t trust you but your gonna need some stone hard evidence that it’s you and not some magic trick. It’ll be easier to convince him depending on what type of powers you have. Physical powers wont be such a struggle as idk?? reading minds. After he does get over the initial shock though..

You are now…..super maaaan! 🦸 cuz like what other logical explanation is there?

Will ask you a million and one questions as far as how did you get them? When? How does it feel? How does it work? If he works hard enough will he get them too? Do you come from another galaxy? Is that your only power? (😅💓)

Him completely getting used to them never really happens. I mean it’s not normal really! To him there’s no other person like you! Cuz I mean he hasn’t found out 🤷‍♀️ He always praises you over how cool you are and says ‘even if he can’t gain powers like you he’ll work hard to be just as strong/cool! 💪‘

His parents reaction (if you decide to tell them too/if they find out) is oddly relaxed? Don’t get me wrong their jaws do drop and they are in shock, but after that they ask you a few questions and is pretty much like ‘cool👍‘

the Hairo family isn’t the type to see things like this and immediately snap a pic for the media, they’re kinda like ‘WOW this is rare!! Cool :)’ LOL 😂 I feel like they’re just mature like that, all three of them :}

if your friends know then you probably told him it was okay to tell them and he broke news first. Either that or a completely 180° and they didn’t find out til months later when you used them casually in public without realizing. Either way they pretty much scold Hairo for not telling them sooner when he says ‘he knows’ you have psychic powers. LIKE HELLO?! THATS NOT NORMAL?! SAY SOMETHING??

if you wanna keep it a secret he’s gotcha! 👌 as I said he doesn’t overreact to these types of things, I feel, so your secrets’ safe with him and he stands on business about it! Not a soul will know until your ready and if not then they never will.

Although, if your fine with the public knowing, he doesn’t want you to use them to cheat in sports/exercising. He thinks it’s very unmanly and unfair :^ which I’d be mad too if some dude with powers cheated like that, so can’t blame him. You likely agree with this so there shouldn’t be a problem really ☀︎

[comes back and acts like I didn’t disappear for idk how long] 💃💃🩰

[twirls away 🩰]

[houseofbrat]

Someone posted this on Reddit and now I can’t unsee it 😂😂😂

More crack team communications work from The KP Klown Show!

As to your recent submission - this video has two purposes and that’s for (1) Cathy to play the “I had cancer” card so don’t expect me to work and nobody (especially not that elderly man working through cancer treatment) has suffered as much as me and (2) W&C are the most loved up couple ever so definitely no separation here and please book him off work for the foreseeable future too.

That’s it. The Daily Mail which is usually incredibly sycophantic to these two even had mixed reactions in their comments with people making those exact points - that the average Joe lives in a concrete jungle now without ready access to nature etc.

And as for their previous initiatives - the simple explanation is that you can tell which initiatives were launched when they reported and were bankrolled by The King when he was Duke of Cornwall vs. now when they’re independent. Early Years, when launches had outcomes (research, the launch of the foundations etc.).

It went from her “life’s work” to an afterthought that’s only pulled out when she wants a photo op cooing at babies, an excuse to post old baby pics of herself or to hang with celebrities. It’s two different ways of approaching royalty - Charles focused on service and his sons focused on self service.

Here are some comments on Becky English's article on Kate's new perfume ad:

[axvoter]

Happy Election Eve and thank you

The federal election is tomorrow and I feel like a kid on Christmas Eve. This has been easily the most successful edition of Blatantly Partisan Party Reviews, both in terms of engagement and what I personally wanted to achieve with the reviews. I am really grateful for each and every comment I have received.

If you have not seen it yet, here is my index of reviews of every party registered to contest tomorrow's Australian federal election, plus a few unregistered parties and independents. Please share the index with anyone else who might find it helpful deciding their vote tomorrow.

I have a couple of things that I hope to find time to write tomorrow while polls are open, like a quick overview of "The Never-Rans", the four registered parties who won't appear on any ballot.

I joked earlier in the campaign that I was throwing caution to the wind, writing to my heart's content rather than trying to keep each review to 3–4 paragraphs. To my surprise, Detailed Axvoter Thought did not tank the appeal of the reviews. I indulged my instincts as a professional historian to set out the backgrounds of these parties, partly as a reference for myself in years to come. It seems the only time this backfired is when I included the history of the Division of Kennedy in my Katter's Australian Party review, the review with the least reactions at time of writing despite it being about Bob fuckin' Katter. I guess you all saw Katter and thought "I ain't spending any time on it".

Anyway, if you want some Election Eve humour, let's turn to Trumpet of Patriots. And no, not just my review (though it is the one I had the most fun writing). The headshots of their candidates on the official party website are an absolute hoot. Some of them must be screenshots taken during cooker video chats because it's otherwise hard to explain how bad they are, e.g. Brian Thiele. I'm not sure if that is the explanation for Robert Blohberger or if he was trying to unlock his phone with face recognition and accidentally took a photo, and that's the only photo ever taken of him. Five candidates don't even have pics (come on!).

Sarah Graham thinks she is on a dating website. So does Nicole Smeltz, despite the fact she is married to soccer player Shane Smeltz, and she has absolutely no bio whatsoever despite the fact she is ranked first on the SA Senate ticket ahead of actual former Family First Senator Bob Day. The Edwardian era wants Martin Brewster back. Donald Trump and Vicki Williams could share skincare and tanning tips. Amelia Paliouras needs to scrape the Vaseline off her camera lens. And the winner for me is Mark Crocker; he was high as a kite when he took his pic, just look at those dilated pupils.

But absolutely no photo can top Joseph O'Connor, who has provided one of the most outlandish candidate stories I can recall for a long time. He was already a contender for dodgiest profile pic. It's the sort of pic that makes you immediately suspicious he is the sort of man who walks into a pub and all the women cover their drinks. Well! Turns out he is—to quote the Sydney Morning Herald headline—a "serial pest in sperm donor groups". I'm not kidding. I cringed so hard I almost turned inside out. Enjoy!

[owlofnonsense]

Doing the Lord's work

Long story short. Me and my tattoo artist friend got on the subject of Hazbin. I told her I want Alastor, she told me to get her some reference pics and she'd do it. After hours of going through Every Alastor scene frame by frame I had 100 screenshots. I needed to narrow down a LOT for reference pics. What better way to do that than a tier list!

So here we have it. My sexy evil deer man tier list!

Let's go through S tier in no particular order:

Silhouette, smile and eyes are great, eyebrows could be ever so slightly better but still PHENOMENAL.

Smile, eyes, eyebrows and hair. All those things being perfect at the same time?! Oh lord, I can't even with this frame. The smile is the perfect shape, very angular with gums showing. His eyes have very predatory sharp slits. Now the eyebrows, *chef's kiss* perfect Disney villain brow arches too!

This is the perfect silhouette. The eyes could be better but the shape is immaculate and the smile is great. Still, love this and it would translate great as a tattoo.

It's nun Alastor. This image needs no explanation.

In this house we appreciate antlers! They will heavily feature in the tattoo so this image gets a spot in S tier.

We can agree we all want to be Husker in this moment, right? To have Alastor looking down at us in smug satisfaction.

It's just good, okay? He is very pleased with the reaction he has gotten out of the poor cat man.

Face could be better but the silhouette is on point!

He couldn't be happier to eat people and I love that for him. Perfect eyebrows and smile.

This might actual favorite expression. It's got everything! Perfectly arched and angular eyebrows, menacing eyes, wicked smile showing a little gums like a snarl.

For some reason his hair swooshing really does something for me. Add antlers and ya girl never stood a chance.

The moral of the story is: I care far too much about eyebrows, smug Alastor is best Alastor, and I should be working on a chapter of Fallen and not combing through screenshots of stupid sexy radio demon.

If rarepairs are your thing, may I interest you in a fluffy little Pride&Joy (Lucifer/Emily) fic called Fallen? It's pure fluff except when Alastor shows up. He's a little shit. The fic after this one will be AngelicSmile (Alastor/Emily) and it will not be fluff. Not. One. Bit.