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[redbo-and-simbo]

[Simulation Record Log]

[Evbo No. 47]

[Simulation No. 60]

[Minecraft but EVERYTHING is Superflat]

[New World]

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Evbo gave a long sigh, leaning against oak paneling and looking out on a lovingly crafted pond full of axolotls. He'd traveled thousands of blocks just to find tropical fish for his beloved colony of salamanders. Still no signs of a blue variant yet, but he loved them all the same, carefully relocating many when the pond got too crowded.

He looked to the sky as it began to change colors, watching as the clouds went past. A yawn escaped his lips and he stepped towards the door.

Warm lantern light filled the little place they called home. It wasn't real. They knew that. But he liked having a place where his whole body wasn't sore from crawling through the vents and his lungs weren't always gasping for more air.

He made his way up the stairs, immediately greeted by the bark of his dog. He chuckled to himself, smiling as he went over by the bed. The dog followed at his feet and he stooped down to scratch behind its ears, head tilting affectionately.

Then he began tiredly removing armor, plates of iron and diamond to protect his vitals, placing it all on an armor stand sitting a few blocks away from a shared green and purple bed.

[cecelianonymous22]

✿ sex😛

♡ romantic

ൠ random hc

for evbocest💋💋

✿ - Red is the service tops of all service tops, my man will do ANYTHING for his prophet, but we knew that. However, unfortunately, bro can't handle edging Sim at all. As soon as Sim starts begging or or crying he gives in. It's still a good time tho, and Sim can always get it from Worker instead.

♡ - I think if Red allowed himself the time, he'd really like to make a simulation world just for Sim. Sim probably talks about wanting to see so many things, and Red would love to build those vast forests and great city skylines for Sim to enjoy. And he'd be lying if he said he didn't feel a bit trapped in the facility too.

ൠ - Red keeps forgetting how technologically competent Sim actually is, considering the reason he can't see Sim's posts is because he hacked into the inbox system. Unfortunately this manifests in a lack of the usual science-smart Evbo trait that Red more than makes up for.

[redbo-and-simbo]

(Alright, so..the food storage should be around here..I think..)

(It's so dark down there.)

(flashlight clicks on)

(Yep, that's definitely it. Alright, well- if I'm quick about this, I can just throw some stuff in my inventory and be set for a while.)

(bolts unfasten and vent grate falls open)

(sneakers hit concrete floor)

(cans slide off the shelf of the pantry)

. . .

(the door's lock clicks)

Crap-!

(the hinges creak as it opens)

// art cred: @carnivorousarcher

[redbo-and-simbo]

Have you explored his (droidwatt’s) body yet

I literally created it.

[redbo-and-simbo]

I tried getting a photo of my worker friend but..I wasn't quick enough with it. It takes so long for this thing to focus!

He told me to delete it because he says it looks bad, but..I think I'm gonna keep it in here.

Isn't he so pretty? :)

// art cred to my boy @zackistired the goat

[redbo-and-simbo]

It is a normal day, everything is as usual, you find yourself alone in one of the more spacious control rooms.

You turn around to find a young woman with redstone red hair, emerald green eyes, and practical robes colored a lavish blue with white and gold accents on the collar and ends of the sleeves.

"Greetings," her voice sounds pleasant, and there is an undertone of... something hard to pinpoint (amusement? playfulness? maybe something else?), she raises her head and gives a natural(?) and tasteful smile. Her eyes are thoughtful, yet hint barely restrained excitable anticipation. "I am Addle, a simple merchant. I have come to show you my wares, if you would allow."

~ @rosalineslibraryrp

..?

How did you manage to get here? My security is supposed to be airtight.

[redbo-and-simbo]

thoughts on yaoi

Peculiar. I find it quite peculiar. But unfortunately, it's a new factor I have to incorporate in my research.

(sigh) You Viewers make things so difficult..

Incredible work, love it, totally doesn't fuel my ego at all!

Though it's kinda weird that red me has a stash of art. Bro claims it's for "research." Sure, man.. Just admit you're as egotistical as the rest of us.

[redbo-and-simbo]

Simbo Ref/Concept Sheet Sketch!

Soon to be digitized when I get the right apple pen,,

[Text:

Evbo #47-60

Simbo_ | The Escapee • Bisexual • He/Him

• Freed from the deletion room by Seaworker

• Standard Evbo, though is sharper than most

- Can tamper with most technology to varying degrees of success

• Wears a gas mask to prevent memory loss

• Probably the only Evbo capable of traveling through the vents without making noise

Prophet? | Psycho

Mutual pining

Evbo (surrounded with hearts) | Red's weird project

Stolen camera

Flash drive for he and Seaworker's private simulation

*vents*

Proud axolotl dad

Post simulation]

[redbo-and-simbo]

https://www.tumblr.com/redbo-and-simbo/771342773932703744/redbo-who-fucks-simbo-superrr-hard-and-leaves-him?source=share

simbo being the #1 evbocest shipper. checks out

Would you guys believe me if I pulled the "it's for science" card like he does?

[redbo-and-simbo]

...

..Mm.

(Where am I? It's so cold..)

(shifting)

Huh?

(An IV drip? I'm..in the infirmary. How did I get here after...)

Holy crap, you're finally awake.

(chuckle)

I was worried, man.

...Forty-seven? How..long have I been out?

Uh..longer than I'm sure you wanted to be.

(sigh)

Right. Right..

I'm..sorry.

What? Oh- No, it's fine. I should be apologizing for snooping around-

No, not- not that, I-

(weak, shaky breath)

I keep getting further from my goal. I keep..getting sidetracked...carried away.

I'm a disappointment to the Creator. I know it. That's why he sent you, right? To be some- some crutch?

No, Red-

It's humiliating. Being like this. This isn't what he wants, right? Prophet, how many clones does it take to bury this- this sorry excuse of an Evbo? I can't do my one purpose. I can't stay focused. I'm doing everything I can.

Red-

I do everything I can to keep up this tedium, because one day it's going to be so...so worth it. I want him to see how hard I've worked to become the perfect Evbo, all for him. It's all been for him.

I've never- I've never felt like I did when my autonomy fell away to his will. I want that back. I want- I want him to choose me again. I don't care how many Evbos I have to go through, I just want it back.

But I keep screwing up! All the time! I keep slipping up and things keep going outside of my plans!

Red, hey-

I'm a failure- Just- Just a collection of flaws I just want to erase and replace so I can be someone else!

I'm sick of it!

...

(shaky breath)

It's alright. You don't need to push yourself so hard, okay? You're doing fine.

You work so hard. ..If the Creator could see you himself, he'd probably admire your dedication. I know I do. But you need to slow. Down.

You're not on a time limit. You don't need to spend every single second of your life living efficiently just to achieve your goal here. You're pushing yourself past your limits, sure, but you're doing it every single day. You're constantly functioning on bare minimum rest and self care, and it's affecting your work too.

..I'm sorry.

No, hey..don't be sorry. It's okay. I just don't want you to work yourself to death, and neither does the Creator. You've been out for a while because of your health, things are getting behind.

Then-

(shifting)

Then I need to-!

No, you don't need to do anything but stay here. Okay? Taking care of yourself is part of your work. You need to rest and recover after your crash.

...

(weak scoff)

(shifting back onto pillows)

Theeere you go. Things are still up and running. You don't need to worry. You set so many assignments that they trickle over into other shifts, there's a backlog, you don't need to do anything right now.

There's so much I need to do..

I know. But the first thing on the list is to recuperate. And hey, I've taken care of a lot for you.

(weight shifts down onto the medical bed)

I don't know how to assign things or do repairs, but..Seawatt needed to charge, so I helped plug him in. I made sure Widget was fed and had water so neither of you had to worry about it. And uh..your hoodie was..stained, so..I put it in the wash. Sheets too.

I don't understand..

Why?

Huh?

Why go through all that trouble when you didn't have to? You could've gotten someone else to take care of any of that. You know you don't need to lift a finger around this place.

(sigh)

Well, for one, it made the most sense. Even if Seawatt was in sleep mode for a while, he was still low battery. I wasn't going to make him do anything. And everything else, y'know..I'm around your room and workshop the most, only second to you. But- Besides that, I just-

I care about you, Red.

I knew it wasn't going to be easy to make up for lost time, and I knew it would stress you out having all these extra tasks to take care of. I wanted to make the workload easier on you.

...

(sniffle)

...You really are a gift from the Creator..

Aw, Red..

(shifting)

Hey..you don't need to cry. I'm happy to hurk-!

(Tight hugger-)

(soft chuckle)

(fingers move to comb through hair)

...You'll be alright, Evbo.

[redbo-and-simbo]

Redbo Ref/Concept Sketch!

I'm gonna work on digitizing both refs right after I post this!

I'll fix Red's anatomy in digital I promise

He's short but he's not supposed to look that short lmao

EDIT: FORGOT TO PUT EVERYTHING INTO TEXT LIKE LAST TIME!! MB!!

[Text:

Redbo_

The Vessel • Arospec/Acespec • He/Him

What makes him different? | Don't delete me pls

Tool | Weirdly hot boss?

Frustrating project | Evbo (surrounded in hearts)

While working

Input buttons

Control pannel

Portable soldering kit

Multimeter

Measuring tape

Basically a smart watch

Ring w/ blade

Multiple lenses

• In charge of everything in the facility

• Built and maintains every single machine/Command Block

• Thinks Simbo is some divine prophet sent by (or is an extension of) the Creator

• Workers get 6-hour breaks to sleep. He gives himself 4

• Created the androids after observing [how] view counters were higher when Evbos directly interacted with Seawatts

• Has seen all the fanart. Not limited to Seavbo.]

[redbo-and-simbo]

Do you know what evbocest is

. . .

...Why does it feel like I'd have a target on my back if I answered this properly?

[redbo-and-simbo]

Simbo Ref Sheet!

(Will be added to blog info)

[redbo-and-simbo]

(So..he probably would've left her around the workshop, right?)

(Probably.)

(I haven't been by there in a while. I've mostly been with Seawatt or following the android. Maybe he's got some new gadget I could mess around with.)

(Or steal.)

. . .

(sculk sensor goes off)

(machinery starts whirring)

Wait- What?

ACK-!

(A wind charge?? From where??)

(vent grate is opened with a triggered lever)

WOOAH-!

(weight falls onto a pair of arms)

Got you.

(sounds of struggle)

Let go of me!

Would you quit squirming? I'm getting so sick of you running away.

(weight slams against a tabletop)

(pained hiss)

(a metal clasp clicks)

Wh- Hey! What are you doing? Get away!

(a sneaker slams into a visor and it clatters to the floor)

Shit-! Ow- I knew I should've done the legs first.

(another clasp clicks)

Whatever. Would you stop struggling? It's only going to make things harder for both of us.

Hey, don't you-

Stay still. Please.

(another)

I'm not going to hurt you.

You're literally strapping me to some weird table!

Touché.

(the final click of metal)

You just have to believe me. I don't want any harm to come to you.

(sounds of struggle continue)

..But you're only going to hurt yourself if you keep trying to escape again. You're dumber than you're supposed to be if you think you can break those clasps.

And stop looking at me like that. You're not in danger. I just know that you're stubborn, and you know how to worm your way out of problems. I knew I wouldn't be able to speak to you without you running off.

It's not favorable, but I'd advise you calm down, or else I'll just have to administer a drug to make you.

How can I be calm right now, man? I don't trust you.

Just take it easy..

(head suddenly slams into the table)

Get your hands away from me.

You're not in any danger, it's alright.

(breathing picks up)

(Does he really have to put his hands in my hair? Seriously?)

(Crap, right. He's an Evbo, too. He knows all my weaknesses.)

(I hate all this, but..)

(breathing slows and becomes more steady)

(His nails feel so nice..)

Theeere we go. Good.

Let's get that mask off of you.

(click)

(click)

(deep breath)

(gas mask is set aside)

Feels better?

...

Right. I should've guessed you wouldn't be so eager to speak.

Well, I still have questions. So as I observe you, I'd like for you to answer them. Sound good?

..I don't really have a choice, do I?

No, I assure you you do. There's no consequence to not answering.

(Get your hands of my face, dude. Ugh- My eyes are closed but I can still feel him staring at me.)

I suppose my first question is simple: you were sent to me by the Creator, yes?

(He'd kill me if I was just some rogue Evbo..)

Y..Yeah. I was.

What are you? Are you him? Or are you another one of his creations?

(I've gotta play into his insane ideas.)

No. I'm just- Something of a prophet. Is the um..best way I can put it.

So I was right..

What does he want from me? What do I need to do for him to accept me as his only marionette?

I can't say.

You can't say?

I'm..just supposed to tell him when the time is right.

(sigh)

I suppose it's beyond my understanding. I'm not sure why he picked you of all Evbos. You're no different than the rest.

(rustle of cloth being pushed up)

(sharp breath)

As far as visible physical differences—chapped lips, longer hair, decreased muscle mass—they're all just results of external factors. Wearing that mask, time, and, I'd assume, hiding in the vents so often you don't eat properly, respectively.

That hand feels so weird.

Hm?

(I didn't mean to say that out loud..)

The textureless one.

I figured.

..This undershirt's not yours. I suppose my theory about you finding Seawatt is correct?

...

Right. Then I suppose my project was worth pursuing after all.

Do me a favor and stay still and calm for me. I need to run some diagnostic tests.

What kind of tests?

I need to examine your physiology, and your brainwaves.

(two latches click open)

You're not even going to put up a fight?

My legs are still trapped. I can't really do much.

But you could still struggle, attack me, make a commotion until someone stops by to help you out. Yet you're doing none of that.

I'd almost say you enjoy having my hands on you.

...

(chuckle)

Your silence is telling, "Simbo."

(Ugh. Hate this guy.)

(rustling of cloth)

(a hoodie and shirt are dropped on the floor)

(clasps click again)

(visor is picked up from the floor)

I just have to hook up some stuff, alright? And don't worry, I wouldn't hurt someone sent by the Creator. That's too precious a resource to lose.

(..I know this is just a facade, but..I kind of like feeling important..)

. . .

. . .

(machine whirring)

(incoherent, analytical mumbling)

(writing)

...How's Widget, by the way?

Oh. That's right. You named her, didn't you?

The Viewers were saying you wanted to see her?

Yeah. And then I got stuck here.

(chuckle)

Right. I apologize for all this. It won't have to be like this next time. If you don't run off, anyway.

..I'll take your word for it.

Still skeptical, I see. I can't blame you. Regardless, I suppose you could pay her a visit before you head back to the vents.

She's in my room. Feel free to rest there, if you'd like.

Wh- Oh- Really?

Of course. You're welcome to at any time.

Right. Gotcha.

. . .

. . .

Alright, that's all the data I need to collect.

(clasps click one by one)

(shifting)

(clothes are grabbed off the floor)

..Thanks.

(clothes rustling as they're pulled back on)

No problem.

I'm gonna dismantle the machine I set up in the vents to get you down here. My room's the door over there.

Right. Uh.. Cool.

. . .

(door creaks open)

(sneakers step across a wooden floor)

(bed creaks as weight sinks onto the edge)

Hey there, kitty.

Mrrp!

[redbo-and-simbo]

thoughts on this?

https://www.tumblr.com/carnivorousarcher/779726545140989952/ajcest-with-mine-and-cecelianonymous22-aj-designs

Kinda hot, honestly.

[redbo-and-simbo]

(cloth being wiped over metal)

..He damaged the internals more than the shell. I'd..still need to replace a lot, though. Not like we don't have the parts.

(muffled sound of a vent grate opening)

Hm?

(sounds of standing up)

(footsteps)

(bedroom door slowly creaks open)

...Forty-Seven?

Mm?

(He's all curled up with Widget.. He doesn't look hurt. That's good.)

You look shell shocked.

...

You're not with..your boyfriend?

..I left when you called him up to your office.

...Were you there when it happened?

(nod)

...

(sigh)

(weight settles on bed)

(hands clasp together)

(He's shaking a bit.. It's subtle, but I can feel it through the bed.)

You didn't wanna stick around.

Not after that, no.

..I'm sorry it messed with you. I'd heard some things from the Viewers but..I didn't think it would actually go through with anything.

I didn't think he'd get so violent..

...He wants you to himself.

Seems like they both do.

(sigh)

I'll fix the programming. So you don't get caught up in this mess again.

..You're not gonna scrap him?

I don't..think so..no.

...By complete accident it..ended up a lot like me, y'know? I'd be mortified if you told me that the Creator wanted nothing to do with me. If he..hated me.

..You just now realized?

No. It's been pointed out to me before, and I've thought about it. But it's never..actually connected, y'know?

Mm.

..You mind if I lie down?

It's your bed.

Right.

...

...

(shifting)

(hand rubs shoulder)

(deep breath)

(sigh)

..So what are you gonna do about him?

I think I'm gonna put the project on a hiatus.

So you're scrapping him?

No..I think I'm..just going to repurpose him. I need an extra pair of hands to help me out, since things have been so busy. It..

...

..He could be a good help. I just need to repair the damages.

Sounds like that's gonna cost you some time.

I know. I'm not happy about it. This whole project's been a mess. Everything's been a mess. I can't catch a break.

Just..chill out with me and Widget then.

..Alright.

...And..I don't know how much I'd be able to help but..if you still need that extra pair of hands to help put the android Seawatt back together, I could, y'know..

(breathy chuckle)

You care so much.

..Is it because he kissed you?

No. Not really.

(..Not even a smile.)

I've..always kinda felt bad for the androids. I know you get busy but..it's kinda disturbing up seeing them so lost without your attention. Especially this one, since he's been active the longest.

...I know. I'm sorry.

You don't need to apologize to me. Just-

(sigh)

You get it. I don't need to tell you everything the Viewers do. I don't- I'm sorry, I don't really want to keep talking about this.

That's fine. You look like you need to rest too.

You've..been awake almost the whole time I was out right?

Mhm.

..Ha. Preaching to me about needing rest.

I wanted to make sure you were okay.

..I was worried.

(small huff)

..I'll be okay. You don't have to worry so much. My dear prophet, you shouldn't have to.

Ah-

(surprised chuckle)

....Then right now, I won't.

Good.

(forehead gently rests on the other's)

Mrreow-

(Widget readjusts)

(faint chuckles)

Sorry, girl. You deserve to rest too.