#retain sanity

[shirozen]

Retain respiratory and sanity

[tubbytarchia]

Thank you Doc for validating um. pirates. gotta be my favorite gender fr (alt under cut)

[willosword]

let my boy eat nachos and have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aishien-the-aishien]

Update the insanity continues (he's the world's worst emotional support being that I keep doodling to relax from all the schoolwork)

An edgier version of the first doodle undercut. Plus the names of my layer groups in that file because I find them quite funny

[starryjkoo]

Just saw a so-called ARMY say that Jimin and Jung kook being "spotted" out together today is because of the Buddy System. Apparently to this very smart and educated person, that's how the Buddy System works; just as they enlisted together, when they are given off-days, where one goes the other has to go as well, it's not because they wanted to hang out with each other but because the system they enlisted under obligates them to do so..

Was it not months ago when JK was free and he was spotted out with Eunwoo and his 97 squad or something like that? I remember Taekookers and a few bitter ex-jikookers-turned-PJMs talking about "the first chance at freedom and he decided to spend it away from Jimin". Now they are obligated to be together even during their free time and stuff🤷🏽‍♀

The things we read...

Anyway, y'all Jokers stay safe✌🏽... and sane.

that is some insane logic 😭 I’d say there’s no way that person isn’t a closet tkkr but then again I remember how many ARMYs were crashing out in the quotes of a tweet that pointed out JK knew JM’s apartment password and saying “he probably knows all his hyung’s passwards!!!😡" so you know what, it doesn’t surprise me someone would say that.

That’s so funny though, Jikook’s military mandated Christmas vacation celebration lol. Maybe the military can team up with BH to give us Are You Sure: A very Jikook Christmas🤞

And yeah, those groups are so annoying, always flip-flopping on their narratives and in our business with the worst takes imaginable. Speaking of that though, I read a really funny post about tkkrs and the progression of their jkk enlistment denial arguments the other day, something like -

“enlisting together is fake news, wait for the official announcement” “they’ll be separated after thirty days” “they went to different units” “cooks live on a different plane of existence than other soldiers” and now we’re at “they’re only showering together because of the communal showers!!” so are they finally admitting they enlisted together or…?

Anyways, happy holidays everybody! Hopefully Jikook are enjoying their break and holiday too!! (and hopefully BH cut them a check and we’ll finally get that jkk live)

[tootditoot]

There ought to be at least one cat designated as a reading companion in a museum library

[kuppakohee]

sketches bcuz busy

[ratcandy]

theres something about you and the little guys that are also parasitic fungus huh

there's something about me and the little guys that are also parasitic fungus. yes. leif and sozonius are making eye contact in my brain rn. it's uncomfortable for both sides

[yumemiruuuu]

Wei Wuxian: My bones are almost clean

Wei Wuxian: Wait… (looking perplexed)

Wei Wuxian: Did I not tell you about the bones…?

Jiang Cheng: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN???!

[jamesscarstairs]

i miss monsta x soooooo bad

[artheresy]

I'll eventually put out all my thoughts after 3.1 once I digest (I need to scream about Anaxa so much it isn't funny) but fic brainworms are already consuming me, I have a fic I really want to write now raaahh

[raceweek]

why is james vowles already talking about sacrificing 2024 and his aim for next year “not being tenth” after they didn’t bring an upgrade after canada so they could focus on next fucking season

[vixstarria]

Family holiday update: faked having a massive hangover to avoid brunch.

We're two weeks in.

I would like to go home now.

[lavendertarot]

all of my mutuals are beautiful and multilingual

[enkli]

whats insane is that ive actually grown to enjoy listening to chopin despite this being one of the only songs (and arguably the best one) in the exam system

i listened to this for what has to be multiple hours yesterday and today ?? i somehow want to keep doing that?

[nycteres]

Save me, pikmin carrying ibuprofen