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angermango · 2 years ago
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hello,
black mirror
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mumblelard · 1 year ago
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pocket-sized or sorrow delayed is sorrow denied
saturday i ate sheet pan nachos and shared one of my favorite movies with one of my favorite peoples
on sunday i slept late, washed my sheets, and wrote a bin poem to clear my head
last night a contractor, confused, i suppose, by the shabby maze of buildings where i am tucked, pushed my door hard against a straining threshold in an effort to force it open, and dropped me cold in the hole of sheriffs serving warrants
today i walked the worst hills over until all i could hear was sore joints and water from your eyes
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randomisedmongoose · 6 months ago
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Since I'm Swedish and we freak it up a little by celebrating most major holidays on the Eve rather than the Day, let me say 🎄 MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄 and may you get to goddamn rest.
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winter-wise · 2 years ago
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In historical China, women did not take their husband's names on marriage, yet we never learn Madame Zhang's name. Only the names she was known as, as the wife of Rice Bucket Zhang, and later as the Empress.
She based all her power around attaching herself to men, and as a result of that, we only know her name in relation to the men she'd attached herself to - Madame Zhang for Rice Bucket Zhang and General Zhang, and the Empress when Baoxiang is Emperor.
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kennys-parka-jacket · 6 months ago
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Just finished a 24 hour fast. Now I can say that I've done it 😎
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doinkdoinkdonk · 9 months ago
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via abioticjohn on instagram
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fading-heart-dummy · 1 year ago
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elrondsscribe · 1 year ago
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Holy COW was I not expecting the gut punch and then walking-on-cloud-nine ecstasy that this book was gonna give me!
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unusualshrimp · 1 year ago
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nothing can ever hurt me worse than kfc discontinuing my favourite item
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chthonicathenean · 7 months ago
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Can this be me but with porridge?
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hellllll yeah almost at 100 soups this year
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avatar-aaang · 6 days ago
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my dad is the pickiest bitch alive but thankgod he loves stir fry bc that's protein and veggies and delicious sauces but only in small amounts bc I think he also hates flavor idk
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sharkuro · 3 months ago
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ive won like 6 splatfests. out of 18 that i played.
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ancientroyalblood · 9 months ago
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How to Improve Grip Strength: Exercises for Functional Fitness
Grip strength is an essential yet often overlooked aspect of functional fitness. Whether you’re lifting weights, doing pull-ups, or carrying heavy loads in daily life, a strong grip can improve performance and reduce injury risk. In this post, we’ll cover the importance of grip strength, the different types of grip, and effective exercises—including rice bucket training—that will help you develop…
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racoonisinasawtrap · 1 year ago
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Fuckin rocks when I can leave my food in the microwave and go do something fun and come back and my food is cooked and good,,, like what do you mean minecraft steve cooked my lasanagina,,, what a guy,,,
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anashins · 4 months ago
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what if jaehyun comes home from the military and the filthiest smutty smut smut happens….
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Pairing: Jaehyun x You
Genre: romance, smut
Warnings: smut, swearing
Word Count: 1.8k
Summary: During his military vacation, Jaehyun comes home after months of being apart from you - all buff and with a lot of pent-up desire.
A/N: So, we are all simping over military Jaehyun over here, huh?
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Cook together
Go for a walk in the park
Play video games
Visit a café
Watch our favorite TV shows
Go sledding
Meet with Jaehyun’s friends and family
You had prepared a long bucket list of things you wanted to do with Jaehyun on his first vacation from the military. He only had two weeks, and though it might sound long, in comparison to one and a half years away from you, it was nothing. So you wanted to make the most of it and give him a great time with all his favorite things to do.
“In the taxi now. Home in 10 minutes!”
Jaehyun’s text was followed by a selfie of him in the car.
You excitedly clapped your hands together. The meat was already sizzling in the pan, the rice steaming in the cooker and the desert cooling in the refrigerator. You wanted to welcome your boyfriend back with a freshly home cooked meal. 
After that, you would suggest going for a walk, visit a café and then have dinner at his favorite restaurant. His first day home, or better say the whole two weeks, were already perfectly mapped out in your head - and in your planner. 
But little did you know that this day would not go as planned. At all.
“I’m back!”
Because when your boyfriend was standing at the opened entrance door ten minutes later, a wide grin on his face and wearing his full standard military uniform, you forgot every single thing on your list. Seeing Jaehyun in his uniform made you forget not only your plans, but your entire sanity. 
He had gotten a bit buffer, a bit healthier, and his hair only a bit longer as you caught from them peeking out of his beret. He looked handsome as hell, and there was this thing about his standard uniform that only enhanced all of this.
“Oh, what smells so good in here?” Jaehyun asked after having given you a long hug. “I’m actually so hungry!”
There was one thing on your list that you now remembered you had totally forgotten to put on.
“Yes, me too,” you agreed, grabbed him by his collar and pulled him down to you while his beret went flying all the way to the floor.
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“Show me what you’ve worked so hard on in the military, Jaehyun,” you purred and let yourself fall back onto the bed. “Show me what I’ve been missing out on for so many months.”
Jaehyun pushed your legs together with his thighs when he gently settled on top of you. His jacket and shirt had long been taken off by your hasty fingers that had struggled with opening the buttons in excitement of what was underneath all that fabric. 
Now, his prominent chest muscles were flexing on top of you, and you stretched out your hands to touch them, but Jaehyun was quick in grabbing your wrist and pinning your arm above your head. He did the same to your other arm and locked them in place against the pillow with only one of his hands.
He then grinned at you. “Very well. I’ll show you.”
You didn’t even try to pry yourself from his grip, but anticipated the joy when he bent down. The expected kisses on your lips or neck never happened though. Instead, you felt his hot lips on your chest, soon followed by a warm wetness on the tip of your mound when he let his tongue drape over your nipple. Taking it between his teeth, Jaehyun tugged slightly on the skin, and you yelped in surprise, wriggling in his grip.
“You cannot imagine how much I had to restrict myself during all this time,” he said when he came up again, facing your flushed and hot face.
“Don’t worry,” you snickered. “We have two weeks to make up for all of it.”
“But I fear, even if we do it during all hours of the day, it might not be enough for all the pent up desire I have built.”
Jaehyun let go of you and got up on both of his knees. With his hands on his belt, he freed his pants from the tightness with a clattering sound. His cock sprang free and had long reached its peak height. You licked over your licks, wanting to taste him and take all of him into your mouth. 
So you arose and slowly placed your fingers around his girth. He was thick and so hard, already pulsing regularly in your palms, and it only took you a few strokes until Jaehyun begged you to stop,
“Please... Otherwise it will end right here.”
You were also aware that months of yearning didn’t leave much room for long and extensive foreplay. Perhaps, you could wake him in the morning with a little treat, but until then, you were more than willing to finally have him inside you again. 
You helped Jaehyun out of his pants before you took off your underwear as well. He placed his naked body on top of yours, pushing you as far up to the bedhead as possible. 
“You wanna know what I’ve trained so hard for in the military? What these muscles are for?”
“Mmhmm.”
A corner of your lip tilted up when you felt him nudging in your already wet entrance, and you slowly exhaled when he slipped into you as if it were the easiest thing in the world after having made you so hot already flexing his newly gained muscles. You opened your mouth to say this to him, but out came only a sound you hadn’t heard yourself made in so long when Jaehyun suddenly pushed into you with a long stroke.
You were holding onto his shoulders when he first started out slowly and deliberately, his thrusts thoughtful and just according to your liking, which you let him know by moaning slightly into his ear and digging your nails just a little deeper into his muscles. This was what Jaehyun always did though, paying attention to your needs and preferences first, there was no way this man would let go of you unsatisfied. 
“Yes, Jaehyun! Exactly there!”
During the months apart, he hadn’t forgotten what he needed to do, what you liked, and you vocally let him know that.
But when you looked up to Jaehyun, you saw his closed eyes, his gritted teeth and the restraint written all over his sweaty face while he was moving on top of you. This man, who was trying to please you so much, was fighting his own urge to release his pent up desire all at once.
“Jaehyun.” You stretched out your hands and lifted yourself up to kiss him when he halted his movements. “It’s okay.”
“I’m sorry-”
His lips parted again as he was preparing himself to say something more, but you only giggled and kissed him again. “You don’t have to hold yourself back for me.”
“Shit,” he cursed under his breath while having his gaze locked with you. “Do you even know what you’re saying?”
“Will it be like the time you went on vacation for two weeks?”
His expression suddenly turned a bit sinister. “I believe much worse.”
What to make of his words, you got to know bare moments later after Jaehyun had lifted his upper body up and grabbed onto the headboard, his biceps straining in your sight. 
You whimpered slightly when his thrust rhythm suddenly changed. They were not longing and deep anymore, but hasty and hard, barely giving you a second to breathe whenever he pulled away before pushing back into you with full force. Again, and again, and again.
 “Ah, Jaeh-” Pause to breathe. “-hyun!”
The headboard was constantly banging against the thin wall, and the noise of Jaehyun’s heavy panting mixed with your own begs as you pleaded to him, “Please… more!”
It was usually not your preferred style, but who said you couldn’t try something else every now and then? You lifted up your legs and trapped Jaehyun’s waist between your thighs. He was happy to comply as he kissed your forehead and instead of slowing down, only went faster with his pace, despite your initial doubts whether this was even possible.
But it was, indeed. 
You were holding onto Jaehyun like a lifeline, and while you had to admit that you usually liked it slow and sensual, there was something about him taking you apart in such a wild style that nearly made you lose all your sanity again. At one point, when he was penetrating just the right spot with just the right speed, you even found yourself screaming, muffling the sound while biting into his shoulder.
“A sh-” Jaehyun started, but barely finished with, “I’m so-” Before he groaned and then froze on top of you. 
It was a majestic sight for you, watching your boyfriend cum. The fine line between holding back and the final release, the battle on his face slowly giving in to the long awaited release. He looked so beautiful and hot at the same time.
You felt Jaehyun emptying himself all inside of you, pumping and pumping for much longer than usual while you were just holding him through it, until he needed to let himself slowly back down on you. 
You laid your head on his chest that was still sweaty and irregularly heaving up and down. You let your fingertips trail along his muscles while closing your eyes, and suddenly felt Jaehyun’s arm embracing you from the side.
“I’m sorry I was neglecting you,” he suddenly apologized. 
“What do you mean? I was having so much fun!”
“So… it was good?”
“I don’t mind going rougher every now and then.”
“Hmm. But I was too fast and you didn-”
“It didn’t matter at that moment. It was still enjoyable. Besides…” You moved up and turned on your stomach, bracing yourself on your arms against Jaehyun’s chest and placing your head on them so that you could watch him. “We still have two full weeks for you to do the job more than once. I maybe just need to adjust the initial plans a little… Let me just-” 
You shifted to arise from your position, but Jaehyun reached out his arm and hindered you from doing so by holding onto the back of your head. Gently, he pulled you to him so that you were facing each other closely.
“You don’t want me to show you another thing I’ve practiced so hard for in the army?” he smirked. 
You raised your brows. “Aside from your new strength, what could it be?”
Jaehyun’s smile grew wicked. “Stamina,” he answered before he turned you on your back with one swift motion and pulled the blanket over the two of you.
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blondebehindthebucket · 2 years ago
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My Earth Bowl Smoothie
Earth Bowl Smoothie Earth Bowl Smoothie closer look What should I do when I want rice pudding, an acai smoothie, and a magic bar and I want to use my coconut bowl made from an actual coconut? This. The smoothie bowl has an earthy, tangy, and bright zingy flavor that is both light and filling. Worth the mention, sure is pretty. The Earth Bowl Ingredients you’re going to need: Forbidden…
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