#right 😮‍💨

[jennrypan]

Dick: You use to be so cute and tiny..

Jason: And you use to be cool. We both changed.

Dick: Wha-?! I'm still cool!!

Jason: Okay, 'officer Grayson'. Cops aren't cool.

Dick: THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO

Jason: STILL FRESH IN MY MIND, PIG!

Dick: LET IT GO!

Jason: NO. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID FUCK THE POLICE! THOSE WERE WORDS I LIVED BY!

Dick: OH MY GOD. YOURE THE ONLY ONE THAT STILL REMEMBERS THAT!

Tim, walking into the living room: I remember it.

Duke, from another room: I heard about it! You've lost 1000 aura man!

Cassandra, poking her head in: I've also heard about it.

Dick: EVERYONE SHUT UP.

Jason: Just like a cop to order people around like that, shameless.

Dick, groans: Fuuuuck-!

Dick: All of you are going to make me age like milk!

Damian, popping up behind him: Is it wrong to say it's too late for that?

Dick, practically shaking: Damian..I swear to God.

[uncanny-tranny]

May your pain medication always kick in right after you take them. May your compression garments always slip on your body with ease. May you always find your footing when you walk. May you wake up with energy and zest. May your sinuses always be clear

[freakshaped]

THE PITT 1.09 | 3:00 PM

[balfeys]

Angela Bassett teases about upcoming season 8(x)

[stoned-ftmboykisser]

my husband (boyfriend) is off at war (i think he’s taking a nap) i haven’t heard from him in months (we texted like 2 hours ago) alas this war is keeping us apart (we live like 6hours away) i fear he has passed (he’ll literally text me when he wakes up)

[ghostly-bat]

There are people out there who are like “Damn how did Bruce fumble two baddies?“ usually referring to Selina and Talia and I'm just here like,

Oh I know how. A lot of people know how. In fact, it was shown to us exactly how he fumbled. With words and pictures. He was bound to fumble. I'm just upset that I saw it happening and I couldn't do anything about it. It's like his path to justice just includes him fumbling baddies along the way unfortunately 😔

[napping-sapphic]

I want to love someone enough that they no longer feel like they have a gaping hole inside of them but also perhaps more importantly i want to love them enough that they realize that the hole they felt inside of them was never there to begin with, that they’ve never been short of anything and that they’ve always deserved love even when it was hard to find

[thestarswillguide]

Imagine Aaravos not being able to bear seeing a dead child because it gives him flashbacks to the sight of his own daughter's lifeless body...

Imagine Aaravos feeling a pang of guilt whenever he kills an animal because the memory of her love for them is always there...

Imagine Aaravos in his prison and all alone with his thoughts—those rare moments when he thinks about everything he'd done and muses, "Oh Leola... How far I've fallen..."

[wasabi-gumdrop]

working on some character designs for neon glory 🤭

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Kakucho x Weak!Reader

♡ SFW + NSFW, fem reader, reader has multiple unnamed diseases, reader gets tired easily, reader takes meds, Kakucho is a gentleman (per usual), oral->fem and male receiving, soft sex, masturbation ♡

note: requested by @1dkneo 🩵

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SFW

🩷 Helps you keep track of all the medicine you take, he has a cute little chart on the wall of your bedroom to remind you

🩷 Sets your doctor appointments and puts reminders on your phone's calendar

🩷 Carries you on his back when you're too weak to walk

🩷 Cooks and cleans when you don't feel like it, he's the perfect little househusband

🩷 Drops everything he's doing to let you nap on his chest

🩷 Will literally bathe, dress, and feed you if you ask (put a ring on his finger already 🙄)

NSFW

🩷 Eats you out for hours on end, your pleasure is his pleasure (and he's lowkey greedy)

🩷 Never asks you for head because he doesn't want to inconvenience you, but if you offer then he's down for it

🩷 Takes his time when he fucks you because he wants to memorize the way you feel around his dick

🩷 Extra gentle with you and showers you with praise, you'll never go a day without hearing him call you beautiful, or gorgeous, or perfect

🩷 Respects your boundaries because he was raised right, if you're not in the mood then he'll go in he bathroom and take care of it on his own (he'll obviously be thinking of you the whole time, probably scrolling through pictures of you too)

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Taglist

@arlerts-angel @i-literally-cant-with-this @trevengersprincess @giugiette @katkusuo @happy-trenchcoated-impala @drunkcheesecake @darkstarlight82 @reiners-milkbiddies

[syluses]

Me going on anon because this is a bit perverse but I think older Rafayel is less dilfy and more like 'my dad's bachelor friend'/uncle figure vibes. I can see him becoming a rich sponsor for MC if she's an artist - bonus points if she's struggling getting a creative job and he gets to spoil her/set up her career for her. 'Protege that he's obsessed with' kind of dynamic. Takes her to private collections etc

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Oh my gosh anon youre a GENIUS I LOVE THISSSS

[boimlerkisser]

HELLO EVERYBODY

[strangerstilinski]

alright i am going to once again attempt to bake my arch nemesis today (banana bread) everyone send out all of the good vibes for me please i wholeheartedly mean it when i say banana bread is my enemy

[lg-everything-else]

Hollow Knight Bugs 12

More Bugs

[mistylakeee]

Never forget that Inej canonically rejected Kaz when he confessed his feelings for her after the ice court heist (as she should have) and he took it like a champ (as he should have). He literally quipped with her on the island in front of Van Eck before shit hit the fan and said something like “I’m not big on bluffing am I, Inej?”

Everything went back to normal between the two of them and I have no choice but to stan.

[foxhotbox]