#rip coco

[bootleg-nessie]

My dog got eated by an immigrant because of Sleepy Joe Byron’s LIBRAL COMMIE border policies >:(

[r0meosdaddy]

thinking about the time i fully started crying when my deadbeat father threw my fucking sourdough starter away and i never made one again

[animalcrossingshowdown]

Top 30 overall scores

1: Celeste 149.2 2: Sable 147.5 3: Brewster 144.1

4: Blathers 143.7 5: Mabel 135.4 6: Flick 133.9

7: Isabelle 130.6 8: Kicks 126.5 9: K.K. Slider 126

10: Lucky 125.3 11: Pascal 124.9 12: Merengue 118.6

13: Fauna 112.9 14: Molly 112.8 15: Lolly 112.3

16: Timmy & Tommy 111.4 17: Tangy 111.1 18: Label 111

19: Bob 110.8 20: Redd 110.7 21: Rover 110.6

22: Blanca 110.2 23: Vesta 108 24: Lily 108

25: Goldie 106.9 26: Punchy 106.1 27: Beau 104.8

28: Fang 104.5 29: Marina 104.1 30: Tia 103.2

[mothfaults]

Mistakes were made, but they were also healed. The aftermath of the accident was messy but Cacao tried to make better on his past mistakes of being a parent

[sirazaroff]

Girls day out 💅🛍️ 🤗

Unfortunately the best part of this was cut out cause velvets got a big ass head with bigger ears 😞

Died 2024- coco’s abs

[echollama]

Bronya after the end of Serval's quest

Also can we appreciate the delivery of this line 😭😭😭

[couldtheysurviveshibuya]

1, could coco atarashi survive the reapers game? particularly if your out to Get Her if possible, and 2, rant to us about atarashi please! im curious

Unfortunately, me being out to get her is not a factor, because while the events of Sakuraba's UG experience occurred I was still operating as a Reaper in Chiyoda, not Shibuya. Which sounds like it was probably for the best, considering how things Went Down.

But believe me if I could ruin her chances I would. Atarashi is the worrrrrrst. I keep getting paired up with her for assignments. Yashiro says it's because we both annoy her equally, and that "if you two are kept busy ruining things for each other, then you won't be able to ruin things for anyone else". Which is patently absurd. I do my job. I ensure that my quota is reached, and then I set up my laptop on one of the buildings near the 104 and run my simulations. That doesn't bother anyone!

(Atarashi just leaned over to read my screen, and asked me about the Carmen Sandiego incident. That was NOT MY FAULT. STOP READING OVER MY SHOULDER.)

Atarashi on the other hand has decided that it is her life's mission to annoy everyone in Shibuya. ESPECIALLY me. She puts on this obnoxious cutesy act, like "ohhhh im coco atarashi im totez adorbs and everyone loves me" and then she STEALS MY FREAKING WALLET. She comes up with the most CONVOLUTED tasks for Players and since Yashiro makes me help I have to be the shmuck who has to explain them! To make matters worse, a lot of the time she'll be like "okay players you aren't getting past this barrier unless you buy these specific outfits" and then ensures that those outfits can only be found at HER storefront. I have to go through all the effort of setting up a barrier and yet SHE makes a profit from it??? I don't even get a cut of the payments??? You can't just not pay a Chiyoda Reaper, I WANT MY MONEY.

And don't get me STARTED on her whole "thing" with Minamimoto. I freaking hate that guy, but Atarashi has decided she's his "master" or whatever which means whenever she schemes that moron inevitably gets dragged into it and then I have to deal with HIM too. Yashiro's ostensibly got him stationed on the other side of town, but he keeps SHOWING UP ANYWAY and his mathspeak literally hurts to listen to. I don't care about complex mathematics unless it has to do with simulations or stock prices! And Atarashi encourages him! He always makes a huge mess and then leaves without cleaning it up, and that's somehow MY problem to deal with because Atarashi doesn't want dirt on her "brand new adorbz" skirt. Why couldn't he just STAY FIRED.

Ughhhhh and I'm not even going to get INTO her fashion sense I know Shibuya is like Youth Culture central but the outfits here are all ugly as heck and somehow Atarashi is WORSE. All that pink should come with a seizure warning.

(Annnd she read that over my shoulder too and is now wondering aloud if she should incorporate strobe lights into her outfit. She's probably joking but just in case ATARASHI IF YOU ADD LIGHTS TO YOUR OUTFIT I WILL GO NOISE FORM AND CRUSH YOUR LITTLE RAT BODY DON'T THINK I WONT I DONT CARE IF IM NOT RANKED HIGH ENOUGH TO DO THAT YET I WILL FIND A WAY)

Anyway don't let her charming facade fool you Atarashi is actively trying to make life hell for everyone she meets and I cannot WAIT for the day some Player finally manages to Erase her. ...Though I'd prefer if that didn't happen until after she GIVES ME BACK MY WALLET. And... ugh... unfortunately it is to my benefit if you guys vote for her survival, just as it usually is to my benefit for you to vote for ANYONE'S survival, so I can't in good conscience just straight up tell you to vote for her downfall. BUT I WISH I COULD.

[evilcokito]

Going from "I can't draw Sam WITH CLOTHES (?) stripper" to sewing clothes for the Sam doll I carry in my backpack because "How am I going to leave him naked?" at 2 am.

[hatersaremymotivators]

Okay so I'm going to start writing fanfiction. I will write for the following:

Sons of anarchy:

Jax

Opie

Tig

Chibs

Happy

Half-Sack

Juice

Kozik

RatBoy

Mayans MC:

Angel Reyes

EZ Reyes

Gilly

Coco

Creeper

Bottles

Guero

Manny

Bishop

Yellowstone:

Kayce Dutton

Rip Wheeler

Ryan

Walker

For any other requests feel free to send an ask or dm and I can do my best to get it written for you.

[tohruies]

miss cocobei… your karaageposting and that jellycat haul you posted in your old blog remind me of this idea i thought would suit you (his good girl ;3): of how karasu would react to you growing a little shy in the bedroom and perhaps… using a plushie to hide yourself from him 🤔 ahh it just paints such a cute image in my mind mewheheheh 🤭💓 him tilting his head when you snatched a plushie, a little confused by the sudden move before mirth begins to swirl in his eyes and his cock twitches in his pants at the innocence of it all.

“you know you don’t have to cover yourself” he shifted slightly to try and make the boner less obvious. despite his teasing, karasu is gentle when he holds your chocolate locks to kiss, then tuck behind your ear—they smell sweet, enough to fuel his desires to devour you.

oh and i’m thinking of how he would use your good girl card against you in this situation… “will you let me see your face now? you are my good girl, aren’t you?” and when you complied, placing the stuffed animal aside, he would reward this pliable attitude with a tender kiss to your forehead (and a complimentary roll of his hips against yours :3)

[bootleg-nessie]

Apparently you can’t help a dog build up an immunity to chocolate by feeding them a tiny piece every day

[compassmili]

Here's actually like. A list of how strong the Nonary Bus members are strongest to weakest

Coco

Nýchta

Cinder or Kaiser can't figure out who's stronger

Ilios

Atticus

Alexis

Dorothea

Mocha

Neela

Juniper

Nick

[musubiki]

i want lime to tell mochi shes pretty 🥺

I DO TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what im realizing about lime more and more (and especially in contrast to taffy) is how uhhh not vocal he is about how he feels when it comes to romantic emotions (which i know isnt a big surprise but ive been meditating on it A LOT recently, and actually working it into his character a lot more. i am increasing the romantic muzzle on him)

so SAME I WANT HIM TO SO BAD!!!!!!!!!! and it would take SO MUCH for him to work up enough guts to say it to her (even if its a short 2 second sentence or something)

but what sucks is that mochi will still think hes just saying it to be nice or to make her feel better, so shed smile and say like "haha thanks" to move the conversation away from it, but he could TELL RIGHT AWAY that she doesnt believe him and essentially dismissed it and it PISSES HIM OFF SO BAD!!!!! HES LIKE "I was struggling for THREE DAYS to figure out how to tell her or if I should tell her and I get a shitty 'haha thanks'??? Shes just brushing it off???!!"

which would actually probably lead to a really cute moment because the irritation would fuel him enough to grab her arm and DRILL IT INTO HER HEAD that hes not kidding or saying it to be nice or something. think full on, youre-the-most-beautiful-thing-ive-ever-seen-in-my-life-any-guy-would-chop-off-his-own-arm-just-to-speak-to-you-for-five-seconds-youre-so-drop-dead-gorgeous kind of rambling, the whole time her face is like. slowly increase the saturation slider to red.

and it starts getting into DANGEROUS territory for him because hes not necessarily filtering anything hes saying and it starts to sound a little less like "You are an objectively pretty girl" speech, and sounds more like a "I am attracted to you" kind of speech

[sirazaroff]

How do you think velvet is handleing everything in vacco right now

She’s having a great time 🥰

[dummybirdnero]

She’s fucking died (I’m kidding she’s fine) @sirazaroff

[michelsens]

The nice thing about me is that in most tournaments I have 3 players I want to win, based on whether I’m feeling realistic, optimistic, or bonkers out of my mind delusional