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ALIEN (1979) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary

the other members of the crew are dead.

this is the worst shit i've ever seen.

anybody ever tell you you look dead?

alien life form. looks like it's been dead a long time.

i should reach the frontier in about six weeks.

can you hear me?

what was your special order?

you read it. i thought it was clear.

what about our lives, you son of a bitch?

how do we kill it? there's gotta be a way of killing it.

that's bullshit.

you still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you?

you admire it.

look, i've heard enough of this, and i'm asking you to pull the plug.

i can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies.

something has attached itself to him.

we have to get him to the infirmary right away.

wait a minute. if we let it in, the ship could be infected.

you know the quarantine procedure. twenty-four hours for decontamination.

listen to me. if we break quarantine, we could all die.

look, could you open the goddamned hatch?

i can't do that, and if you were in my position, you'd do the same.

this is an order.

the ship will automatically destruct in t-minus five minutes.

you bitch!

you are my lucky star.

i find that hard to believe.

what would you like me to do?

i'll get my own answers, thank you.

some of you may have figured out we're not home yet. we're only halfway there.

what kind of transmission?

you were gonna leave us out there!

when i give an order, i expect it to be obeyed.

unless somebody has got a better idea, we'll proceed with [name]'s plan.

oh no. you're out of your mind.

i say that we abandon ship!

we take our chances and just hope somebody will pick us up.

i'm for killing that goddamn thing right now.

will you listen to me, [name]?

you don't know that.

that's the only way.

we'll go step by step and cut off every bulkhead and every vent until we have it cornered, and then we'll blow it the fuck out into space.

is that acceptable to you?

that's amazing. what is it?

please don't do that. thank you.

you let him in.

by breaking quarantine, you risk everybody's life.

maybe i should have left him outside.

maybe i've jeopardized the rest of us, but it was a risk i was willing to take.

i do take my responsibilities are seriously as you, you know.

you do your job, and let me do mine.

you remember anything about the planet?

what's the last thing you do remember?

we're on our way home!

i don't trust him.

i don't trust anybody.

it's a robot!

let's get the hell out of here.

there is an explanation for this, you know.

i'm sorry, can i say something?

we don't know if it's intelligent.

i wanna go home and party.

you don't dare kill it.

how long before the ship blows?

why don't you just fuck off?

it looks like a warning.

i can't see a goddamn thing.

get out of the room!

the first thing i am going to do when i get back is get some decent food.

open the door!

oh god, it's moving right towards you!

get out of there! behind you! move!

this place gives me the creeps.

whatever it was, it was big.

i'll get the shuttle ready.

wait a minute. there's movement.

where's earth?

something's different down here.

it's got to be around there somewhere.

[crownmemes]

Assorted Media Sentences, Vol. 15

(Sentences from various pieces of media. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Haven't you seen enough blood for one night?"

"You must never hesitate."

"I think it's best that you lay low for a while. I'll take you to a secure location."

"You won't fire that gun. You're not the sort."

"I don't want any trouble! I'm a lover, not a fighter!"

"Do you think he's going to die? Do you think we killed him?"

"You never really know anyone in this trade."

"Don't touch anything until Forensics get here!"

"I think we can assume that these entities are more than a little advanced than us."

"If you worked for me, things would be easier."

"If you want to complain about life, you're talking to the wrong guy."

"Do you want the truth or a lie?"

"You know, if you ask a girl out for coffee, you should have something to say."

"I don't believe in bad luck."

"The reason I chose you is because you've got good instincts."

"I've never felt sorry for anything I've done, other than hurt my family. That's the only thing I'm sorry for."

"Planes are going to crash. Earthquakes are going to happen. People you know and love are going to die and, no matter what anyone tells you, there's nothing you can do about it."

"I hear that you're as cold as the snow, and that you don't have any weak nerves or fear."

"Blackmail? Go on, then. With everything you've done, you'll be going down with me."

"You can't arrest someone on coincidence and no evidence!"

"The eye may not lie, but don't think for a moment that it cannot be lied to."

"You do whatever you need to do and I'll understand."

"Yes, I have killed before. Legitimately. More or less."

"I don't know what to do, but I know what you'd do."

"Things have been a little strange around here lately."

"Let's get this straight; I don't like you any more than you like me."

"You always live in a dark place. No joy. No love."

"I don't want to have to explain to people who you are."

"I didn't kill him, but I'm glad he's dead."

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𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐒.

A massive masterlist of tropes and prompts to send for drabbles or roleplay scenarios involving fantasy, history and medieval times. You can mix up the scenarios and pick more than one. Scenarios include LGBTQ+ options as well threesome and throuple.

MEDIEVAL AND FANTASY TROPES.

The Chosen One A protagonist marked by destiny to accomplish a great feat, often starting as an ordinary person who discovers they have a special role in saving the world. Prompt: Your character discovers they are the subject of an ancient prophecy and must lead a rebellion against a tyrant, but they doubt their abilities.

The Dark Lord An evil, often immortal villain who desires domination or destruction, embodying pure malevolence. Prompt: A council of heroes debates how to defeat a Dark Lord, but your character suggests an unthinkable alternative: negotiating with the Dark Lord.

The Mentor A wise and experienced guide who teaches the young hero the ways of magic, combat, or wisdom, often sacrificing themselves. Prompt: Your character’s mentor reveals a deep personal failure from their past, showing vulnerability just before sending the hero on a solo quest.

The Secret Heir A character unaware of their royal blood or lost heritage, destined to reclaim a throne or title. Prompt: Your character discovers a hidden family tree proving they are the rightful heir to a kingdom, but they must decide if they want the throne.

The Magical Artifact An item of immense power that can either save or destroy the world, often sought after by multiple factions. Prompt: Your character is entrusted with a magical artifact but learns that using it comes at a great personal cost each time.

The Ragtag Band of Heroes A diverse group of misfits or unlikely companions brought together to achieve a common goal. Prompt: Your character must convince a group of strangers to unite for a common cause, but none of them trust each other.

The Betrayer A trusted ally who turns against the heroes for personal gain or manipulation by a darker power. Prompt: After discovering a betrayal within their ranks, your character must choose between justice and mercy for the betrayer.

The Damsel in Distress A character (often female) in need of rescue, traditionally saved by a heroic figure, though modern twists subvert this trope. Prompt: Your character is tasked with rescuing someone, only to find that the person in distress is fully capable of saving themselves.

The Ancient Evil Awakens A long-forgotten or sealed evil force rises again, threatening the peace of the world. Prompt: A series of unusual events convince your character that an ancient evil is stirring, but no one believes them.

The Noble Savage A character from a "primitive" culture who embodies virtues of bravery and loyalty, often juxtaposed with "civilized" societies. Prompt: Your character meets a warrior from a foreign tribe, and despite cultural misunderstandings, they form an unlikely bond.

Reluctant Hero A protagonist who does not want to be involved in a great quest or conflict but is forced to rise to the occasion. Prompt: Your character, a simple farmer, is chosen to lead a resistance against an invading force but longs for the peaceful life they left behind.

The Quest for Immortality A character seeks eternal life, often at great moral or physical cost, exploring themes of mortality and power. Prompt: After years of research, your character discovers the secret to immortality but must sacrifice their dearest friend to obtain it.

Forbidden Love A romantic relationship between characters that is socially or politically unacceptable, creating high-stakes tension. Prompt: Your character falls in love with the enemy’s daughter during a time of war and must decide whether to pursue their love or remain loyal to their people.

The Lost Civilization A hidden or forgotten city, often containing advanced knowledge, treasure, or powerful magic. Prompt: Your character is part of an expedition to uncover a fabled lost civilization, only to discover the remnants of a curse that wiped it out.

The Magical School A place where young people are trained in the use of magic or combat, often the setting for personal growth and challenges. Prompt: At a prestigious academy for wizards, your character must pass a dangerous final test—entering a magical labyrinth filled with illusions.

Shapeshifter in Disguise A character with the ability to change their form, often hiding their true identity or motives. Prompt: Your character suspects that one of their companions is a shapeshifter, but revealing the truth could mean losing a powerful ally.

The Outlaw Hero A character who lives outside the law but fights for justice, often targeted by the authorities. Prompt: After robbing from a corrupt noble, your character must navigate a city filled with bounty hunters while distributing the stolen wealth to the poor.

The Ghostly Guide A spirit or ghost who guides the protagonist through trials or mysteries, often with a personal connection to the past. Prompt: A ghost appears to your character, claiming to be an ancestor who died trying to defeat the Dark Lord, now urging your character to finish the task.

The Femme Fatale A beautiful but dangerous woman who uses charm and manipulation to achieve her goals, often involving deceit or betrayal. Prompt: Your character is drawn to a mysterious woman in court, only to learn she’s using them to gain access to sensitive information.

The Cursed Item An object that brings misfortune or disaster to its bearer, often tied to ancient magic or malevolent forces. Prompt: Your character receives a beautifully crafted sword as a gift, only to realize it brings bad luck and harm to anyone close to them.

The Exiled Prince/Princess A royal figure who has been cast out of their kingdom, often seeking to reclaim their throne or live a life of anonymity. Prompt: Your character, an exiled prince, is approached by a group of rebels who want to help them take back their throne, but they’ve come to love their new life of freedom.

The Sacred Bloodline A family with a mystical or divine connection, where descendants are destined for greatness or cursed with a terrible fate. Prompt: Your character learns they are the last descendant of a sacred bloodline and must protect a holy relic that only they can wield.

The Mad King/Queen A ruler driven to madness, whose erratic behavior threatens the stability of the realm. Prompt: Your character, a court advisor, must decide whether to remain loyal to the increasingly paranoid king or help others plot his overthrow.

The War of Succession A conflict over who has the rightful claim to a throne, often resulting in political intrigue, betrayals, and open war. Prompt: After the king’s unexpected death, your character is thrust into a power struggle between two rival heirs, both of whom offer them a high-ranking position if they support their claim.

The Ancient Mentor’s Final Lesson The mentor passes on one last piece of wisdom before their death, often a key to the hero’s success. Prompt: On their deathbed, your character’s mentor reveals a secret technique that will allow them to defeat the enemy—but at the cost of their own life force.

SCENARIOS TO MEET  OF MEDIEVAL FANTASY.

Tavern or Inn A classic setting for adventurers to gather information, rest, or begin their journey. Example Prompt: Two strangers meet in a noisy tavern, one hiding a secret and the other seeking information about a lost treasure.

Castle Courtyard A public space within a fortress, where soldiers train, courtiers gossip, and royalty stroll. Example Prompt: A young knight overhears a whispered conversation in the castle courtyard about a plot to assassinate the king.

Forest Glade A peaceful, secluded area within a forest, perfect for secret meetings or magical happenings. Example Prompt: Your character meets an enigmatic druid in a hidden glade to discuss an alliance with the creatures of the forest.

Marketplace A bustling area where traders, merchants, and thieves mingle, offering a wealth of information and intrigue. Example Prompt: Amidst the clamor of the marketplace, a thief slips a mysterious note into your character’s pocket, leading to a dangerous meeting.

Castle Tower A high, solitary place within a fortress, often used for contemplation, imprisonment, or secret liaisons. Example Prompt: Your character climbs the castle tower to confront an imprisoned mage, who knows a terrible truth about the kingdom.

Council Chamber A formal room where important decisions are made by nobles, royalty, or guild leaders. Example Prompt: During a heated debate in the council chamber, your character must navigate political tensions to ensure a crucial alliance.

Ruined Temple An ancient, crumbling structure, often connected to forgotten gods or lost knowledge. Example Prompt: Your character stumbles upon a meeting between shadowy figures in the ruins of an old temple, where dark magic lingers in the air.

Dungeon or Underground Cave A dark, confined space where adventurers might be imprisoned, seek treasure, or encounter monsters. Example Prompt: Trapped in an underground dungeon, your character and their rival must cooperate to escape a rising flood.

Library or Archive A repository of knowledge, where scholars and spies alike can find hidden secrets or ancient texts. Example Prompt: Your character uncovers a forbidden book in a dusty archive, only to be interrupted by a cloaked figure who wants it back.

Secluded Beach or Cliffside A quiet, often isolated setting overlooking the ocean, used for secret conversations or dramatic moments. Example Prompt: Atop a cliff overlooking the sea, your character confronts an old ally who has been avoiding them since the last battle.

The Secret Passage A hidden tunnel or hallway within a castle or fortress, often used for clandestine meetings or escapes. Prompt: Your character follows a whisper into a secret passage and stumbles upon a plot to assassinate a noble at the next feast.

The Wizard’s Tower A solitary tower inhabited by a powerful sorcerer, where magical experiments and arcane knowledge abound. Prompt: Your character visits a reclusive wizard’s tower to ask for help, only to find the wizard in the middle of a dangerous experiment.

Battlefield Aftermath The site of a recent battle, strewn with bodies and the debris of war, often a grim setting for difficult decisions. Prompt: Amid the smoking ruins of the battlefield, your character encounters a wounded enemy soldier and must decide whether to help or kill them.

The Enchanted Garden A magical garden where flowers and plants have mystical properties, often tied to ancient lore. Prompt: Your character seeks a rare flower in an enchanted garden, only to find a guardian who demands a riddle to let them pass.

The King's Hunting Lodge A remote lodge used by nobility for hunting excursions, often the setting for private conversations away from court. Prompt: During a hunting trip at the king’s lodge, your character overhears a conversation about a secret alliance that could change the kingdom’s fate.

The Blacksmith’s Forge A smithy where weapons and armor are crafted, often a place of industry and local gossip. Prompt: While waiting for a custom sword to be forged, your character strikes up a conversation with the blacksmith, who hints at knowing more about the local rebellion than they let on.

The Royal Throne Room A grand hall where rulers conduct official business, receive visitors, and issue decrees. Prompt: Your character is called to the throne room to answer for their actions, only to find the ruler sitting with an unsettling smile, waiting for an explanation.

The Healers’ Tent A temporary shelter in a war camp where the wounded are treated, often the scene of emotional or desperate conversations. Prompt: Your character, barely surviving a battle, overhears a conversation in the healers’ tent that suggests the war is a lost cause.

The Dragon’s Lair A cavern or mountain where a dragon hoards its treasure, often the site of deadly confrontations or negotiations. Prompt: Your character enters a dragon’s lair not to slay it, but to strike a deal—offering something the dragon covets even more than gold.

The Alchemist’s Laboratory A chaotic workshop filled with potions, mystical ingredients, and half-finished experiments. Prompt: Your character visits an eccentric alchemist for a rare elixir, only to find the lab in disarray after a failed experiment—yet the alchemist insists on continuing the deal.

The Underground Arena A hidden place where illegal or unsanctioned fights are held, often a venue for gambling and power struggles. Prompt: Your character must fight in an underground arena to win the freedom of an imprisoned ally, but the opponent is someone from their past.

The Abandoned Monastery A forgotten place of worship, now in ruins, where secrets and lost knowledge can still be found. Prompt: In an abandoned monastery, your character finds an old scroll detailing a forgotten war, but the monastery holds more secrets than just history.

The Executioner’s Block A grim setting where executions are carried out, often a place of last-minute rescues or confessions. Prompt: Your character witnesses an execution but is interrupted by a declaration from the condemned that could change the kingdom forever.

The Harbor Docks A bustling waterfront where merchants, sailors, and travelers from across the world meet, often a place of intrigue and shady deals. Prompt: At the harbor, your character must meet a smuggler to exchange vital information, but the docks are crawling with city guards looking for a fugitive.

The Seer’s Cave A mysterious cavern where a prophet or oracle resides, offering glimpses of the future—often at a cost. Prompt: Your character seeks out a seer who lives deep in a cave to learn their fate, but the seer demands a personal sacrifice before revealing the prophecy.

ROMANTIC TROPES

Pining Knight and Noble Lady A valiant knight has been in love with a noble lady for years, but he is bound by duty to serve her family and cannot express his feelings. Scenario: The knight and the lady find themselves alone in a secluded garden during a feast. She asks him why he never looks her in the eyes, unaware of the deep feelings he’s trying to hide.

Forbidden Love Between a Mage and a Princess A powerful mage is hired to protect a princess from political enemies, but magic is considered taboo in her kingdom. Scenario: After a fierce battle, the princess tends to the mage’s wounds in secret, both of them aware that her father would never allow their growing affection to blossom.

Secret Romance Between Rivals Two knights from opposing factions meet in secret after dark to continue their forbidden love affair, knowing they could be branded traitors if discovered. Scenario: During a midnight meeting in the forest, they confess their fears of being caught, but neither is willing to let the other go, despite the risk.

Arranged Marriage Between a Prince and a Distant Princess A prince is betrothed to a princess from a distant land whom he has never met, and both fear the political alliance more than the marriage itself. Scenario: On their wedding night, they sit together awkwardly by the hearth, struggling to find common ground, until one of them dares to ask, “Can we make this work?”

A Knight and a Commoner A noble knight falls in love with a common tavern keeper, knowing that society will never accept them as a couple. Scenario: After sneaking into her tavern late at night, the knight tries to convince her to leave the village with him, but she fears he will regret abandoning his honor for her.

The Betrothed Princess and the Charming Rogue A princess betrothed to a powerful lord is drawn to a charming rogue who often sneaks into the palace to see her. Scenario: As the day of her wedding approaches, the rogue visits her one last time, asking her to run away with him. She must decide between duty and desire.

Pining for a Childhood Friend A knight has loved his childhood friend—the princess—for years, but she is promised to another, and he can only serve as her protector. Scenario: After a long day of battle, the princess bandages his wounds, teasing him about always protecting her, unaware that every touch makes it harder for him to hide his love.

A Cursed Romance A knight is in love with a lady cursed to turn into a beast each night. He is determined to break the curse, but she fears he’ll abandon her if he sees her true form. Scenario: He finds her one night after she transforms and, instead of fear, he expresses his unyielding love for her, vowing to find a way to lift the curse.

Secret Romance Between a Princess and Her Bodyguard A princess has fallen for her stoic bodyguard, but they must hide their feelings from the court, where any sign of affection could cost him his life. Scenario: After she slips away from a royal gathering, he finds her alone in the stables, and for the first time, he drops his guard, confessing his love in a whisper.

Love Between a Knight and a Healer A wounded knight falls for the gentle healer tending to him, but his duty as a soldier keeps pulling him back to the front lines. Scenario: On the eve of his return to battle, the healer gives him a charm for protection, and he promises to come back to her, though neither is sure he will survive.

Unlikely Romance Between a Warrior and a Scholar A rough and battle-hardened warrior falls for an introverted scholar who has never left the safety of the castle library. Scenario: The scholar offers to teach the warrior to read, and in their quiet moments together, they both start to realize they are more alike than they imagined.

The Secret Romance Between a Priestess and a Soldier A devout priestess falls in love with a soldier, but her vows forbid her from pursuing any romantic relationship. Scenario: In the temple gardens, under the cover of darkness, the soldier kisses her for the first time, and she is torn between her faith and her heart.

Enemies to Lovers A fierce warrior captures an enemy spy, only to discover they’ve been on opposite sides of a conflict neither believes in. Scenario: After days of interrogations, the two find themselves alone in the enemy camp, and the tension between them shifts from hostility to longing.

The King’s Forbidden Love for a Servant A king falls in love with one of his servants, but any sign of affection could destabilize his rule and anger the court. Scenario: Late at night, he summons her to his chambers, not for orders but to ask if she could ever love a man like him, despite his crown.

The Queen and the Knight Who Swore an Oath to Protect Her A knight sworn to protect the queen falls deeply in love with her, but his loyalty to the crown prevents him from acting on his feelings. Scenario: During a secret meeting to discuss a political conspiracy, the queen confides in him, and for a brief moment, she reaches for his hand.

A Romance Amidst a War Two soldiers from the same army develop feelings for each other while on a long campaign, but war makes it difficult to express them. Scenario: As they sit around the campfire, your character looks at the other soldier, realizing that tonight might be their only chance to say how they feel.

Betrothed to a Stranger but In Love with Another A princess is engaged to a prince from another kingdom, but her heart belongs to a common knight in her father’s service. Scenario: On the night before her wedding, the princess sneaks away to meet her knight one last time, struggling with whether to follow her duty or her heart.

A Warrior’s Last Night Before Battle Two warriors who have fought side by side for years share a secret romance, but they fear the coming battle will separate them forever. Scenario: The night before the battle, they sit together on a hillside, talking about their dreams for the future and sharing one last kiss before dawn.

Star-Crossed Lovers A prince from a powerful kingdom falls in love with the daughter of a rebel leader, knowing their love is doomed to failure. Scenario: During a secret meeting, they both admit that they cannot be together, but their feelings for each other keep drawing them back.

A Love That Defies Death A warrior returns from the dead, his only goal to reunite with the love he left behind, but she has moved on with her life. Scenario: The warrior confronts her in the middle of the night, asking if she can love him as he is now, or if she has truly let go.

A Love Hidden by Magic A prince falls in love with a sorceress who has enchanted herself to live among commoners, hiding her true identity. Scenario: He discovers her secret after she uses magic to save his life, and now he must convince her to trust him with her heart and her magic.

A Princess and Her Handmaiden A princess finds herself falling in love with her handmaiden, though their love must remain a secret in a kingdom where such relationships are forbidden. Scenario: One night, as the princess is brushing her handmaiden’s hair, their eyes meet, and they both realize they’ve crossed the line from friendship to something more.

A Forbidden Affair Between a Pirate and a Noble A daring pirate captain falls for a nobleman’s daughter who was captured during a raid, and their connection grows as she is held for ransom. Scenario: After weeks at sea, the pirate captain secretly allows her to explore the ship, and during a quiet moment on deck, he admits he can’t let her go.

The Princess in Disguise A runaway princess hides her identity while working in a village, only to fall in love with a blacksmith who doesn’t know who she really is. Scenario: As they sit together by the forge, the princess worries that if she tells him the truth, he will no longer love the simple village girl she pretends to be.

The Witch and the Cursed Knight A knight cursed to never feel love again meets a mysterious witch who claims she can break the spell—but only if he learns to love her first. Scenario: The witch invites him to her secluded cottage, where they spend days together, slowly discovering that the curse might be more than just magic—it might be his own fear of being vulnerable.

FANTASY MEDIEVAL WLW SCENARIOS.

Forbidden Love Between a Queen and Her Lady-in-Waiting A queen finds herself falling for her devoted lady-in-waiting, but any romance would cause scandal and could jeopardize her reign. Scenario: During a royal feast, the queen and her lady-in-waiting steal secret glances. Later, in the privacy of the queen’s chambers, they share a quiet moment where the queen contemplates whether love is worth the risk.

Secret Romance Between Two Shieldmaidens Two shieldmaidens fight side by side in battle, their bond forged in blood, but they hide their love for fear of judgment from their comrades. Scenario: After a victorious battle, they find solace in each other’s arms around the campfire, but one fears their love will be seen as a weakness if discovered.

Princess and the Captain of Her Guard A headstrong princess and the stoic female captain of her royal guard develop a deep connection while journeying across enemy territory. Scenario: One night, after narrowly escaping an ambush, the princess confesses her feelings, and the captain, who has long held back her emotions, must decide whether to cross the line between duty and desire.

The Sorceress and the Tavern Keeper A reclusive sorceress finds herself visiting a small-town tavern frequently just to see the cheerful tavern keeper. Their growing bond remains unnoticed by the townspeople, who view magic with suspicion. Scenario: On a rainy night, after the tavern has closed, the sorceress admits she fears her magic will bring danger to the tavern keeper, only to find her feelings returned with an unexpected kiss.

The Pirate Captain and the Princess Held Hostage A pirate captain takes a princess hostage for ransom, but as time passes, the princess grows to admire the captain’s independence, and the captain begins to see the princess as more than just a prize. Scenario: While on a storm-tossed ship, the princess saves the pirate captain from drowning, and they share a moment of mutual respect that turns into something deeper as they shelter from the storm.

The Witch and the Warrior A fierce female warrior is sent to seek the aid of a powerful witch to lift a curse on her kingdom, only to find herself intrigued by the witch’s enigmatic nature. Scenario: During a moonlit ritual, the witch reveals she’s seen the warrior’s destiny—and it involves a choice between her heart and her kingdom.

The Knight and the Noblewoman in Disguise A female knight falls for a mysterious traveling companion, unaware that the woman she loves is a noblewoman in disguise, fleeing an arranged marriage. Scenario: One night, while sparring together, the knight notices the noblewoman’s reluctance to reveal something important. When the truth comes out, both must decide if they will continue the journey together, even at great personal risk.

The Healer and the Injured Huntress A local healer takes in an injured huntress who has been wounded in battle, tending to her wounds and finding herself drawn to her fierce spirit. Scenario: As the huntress slowly heals, the healer realizes her patient is reluctant to leave. One quiet evening, while patching up her last wound, they share an unspoken moment of connection that neither wants to break.

The Queen and Her Rival Two rival queens, forced into a tense alliance to defeat a greater threat, discover a grudging respect for one another that slowly turns into attraction. Scenario: After a battle, they argue over strategy in the war tent, and the intensity of their argument leads to a charged moment, where both realize they’re fighting more than just political battles.

FANTASY MEDIEVAL MLM SCENARIOS.

A Prince and the Foreign Ambassador A prince is drawn to the foreign ambassador who has been sent to negotiate peace between their kingdoms, but any relationship between them would be seen as a betrayal of both realms. Scenario: After weeks of negotiations, the ambassador invites the prince to a private meeting, where they talk late into the night, their words edging closer to confessions neither can afford to make.

The Rogue and the Heir A noble heir falls for a roguish thief who once tried to steal from his family, but their connection could cost the heir his title. Scenario: After a chance meeting in a city tavern, the rogue teases the heir, hinting at the dangers of their relationship. As the night progresses, they realize they’ve already crossed too many lines to turn back.

The Knight and His Squire A battle-hardened knight finds himself unexpectedly drawn to his loyal squire, who has served him for years and grown into a capable warrior in his own right. Scenario: After a long day of training, the knight and squire share a drink by the fire, and the knight realizes that his feelings go beyond the mentor-student relationship.

The Sorcerer and the Knight Sworn to Protect Him A powerful sorcerer is assigned a knight to protect him as they travel to a dangerous land, but the knight finds it increasingly difficult to separate duty from his growing feelings for the sorcerer. Scenario: After fending off an attack from magical beasts, the knight tends to the sorcerer’s wounds. In the quiet aftermath, the sorcerer thanks him in a way that hints at more than just professional gratitude.

The Prince and the General Who Saved His Life A prince falls for the battle-hardened general who once saved him in a critical moment of war, but the prince’s affections may threaten the general’s honor and standing in the kingdom. Scenario: In the quiet of the war camp, the prince approaches the general to thank him, but the conversation turns personal when the prince admits his feelings, leaving the general conflicted between duty and desire.

The Scholar and the Mercenary A learned scholar, sent to recover an ancient artifact, hires a mercenary for protection. Over time, the scholar’s wit and the mercenary’s gruff charm form an unlikely connection. Scenario: One night, by the campfire, the mercenary reveals more about his past than he intended, and the scholar finds himself wanting to know more, their conversation leading to an unexpected moment of closeness.

The King and His Court Jester A lonely king finds solace in the jester who makes him laugh but also sees the sadness behind his crown. What begins as an innocent bond becomes a deeper connection. Scenario: After a long day of court politics, the jester stays behind to keep the king company, and their playful banter turns to confessions neither of them expected to make.

The Blacksmith and the Outlaw A skilled blacksmith becomes the secret lover of a notorious outlaw who hides out in his forge, but the blacksmith knows that harboring the outlaw could ruin his life. Scenario: One night, as the outlaw prepares to leave for good, the blacksmith confronts him, torn between helping the man he loves and the risk of being caught.

The Monk and the Exiled Prince An exiled prince finds refuge in a secluded monastery, where he forms an intense bond with one of the monks, who has taken vows of celibacy but struggles with his feelings for the prince. Scenario: While walking through the monastery gardens, the monk confesses his internal conflict to the prince, and they must decide whether to part ways or risk everything for their love.

The King and his Trusted Advisor

The King spends time with his advisor and hand and no one bats an eye, behind close doors, the two share more than wise words. Scenario: The Advisor confesses their emotions when the King is made to marry again after the loss of his wife.

FANTASY MEDIEVAL THROUPLE SCENARIOS.

A Princess, Her Betrothed, and Her Best Friend A princess is engaged to a nobleman she barely knows, but she also harbors feelings for her best friend, who has been by her side for years. Scenario: On the eve of her wedding, she confesses to her best friend that she loves them as well, and they wonder if they can all find a way to make it work without breaking the betrothal.

A Mage, a Warrior, and a Healer A traveling mage, warrior, and healer have been adventuring together for years, their bond slowly evolving into something more than friendship. Scenario: One night, after a dangerous mission, the three sit around a campfire and share a tender conversation that turns into a mutual confession of their feelings for each other.

The Royal Couple and Their Bodyguard A king and queen have developed feelings for their fiercely loyal bodyguard, but neither knows if the other shares the same affection. Scenario: After a near-assassination, the king and queen discuss their feelings in private, and the queen admits that she, too, feels something for the bodyguard. They agree to approach the bodyguard together and confess their intentions.

Two Knights and the Scholar They Both Love Two knights, long-time friends and comrades, have both fallen in love with the same scholar, unaware that the scholar harbors feelings for both of them. Scenario: When the three of them are trapped together in a secluded tower during a siege, tensions rise, and they must confront their feelings before it’s too late.

The Rebel Leader, the Assassin, and the Spy A rebel leader, an assassin, and a spy are drawn into a dangerous political game, and their connection deepens as they work together to topple the kingdom. Scenario: In the midst of a coup, the three of them find themselves cornered in the royal palace. With the threat of death looming, they admit they’ve all fallen for one another, but survival comes first.

A Priestess, a Thief, and a Knight on a Quest A devout priestess, a charismatic thief, and a noble knight are sent on a quest by the king. Despite their differences, they develop a deep emotional and physical bond. Scenario: After completing a dangerous mission together, they gather in a secluded mountain cave. Exhausted and exhilarated, they find comfort in each other’s arms, forming an unspoken agreement to stay together.

The Crown Princess, Her Bodyguard, and Her Betrothed A crown princess is set to marry a foreign prince for political reasons, but she’s in love with her loyal female bodyguard. To their surprise, the prince, too, develops feelings for the bodyguard. Scenario: During a quiet evening in the royal garden, the princess notices the prince and bodyguard exchanging glances. When she confronts them, they realize their love may not be as forbidden as they thought.

The Warlord, the Merchant, and the Diplomat A ruthless warlord, a wealthy merchant, and a cunning diplomat form an unlikely trio, each using the others for political gain, only to find their connection goes beyond mere convenience. Scenario: In a private council chamber, after a tense negotiation, the three realize they have more in common than they thought, and their partnership solidifies into a deeper relationship.

A Princess, a Witch, and a Pirate Captain A rebellious princess joins forces with a powerful witch and a pirate captain to escape her arranged marriage. Along the way, their shared danger and mutual respect grow into love. Scenario: On a quiet night aboard the pirate ship, the three of them share their stories by the moonlit sea, realizing their lives are now forever entwined in ways they never expected.

The Healer, the Hunter, and the Warrior A healer, a hunter, and a warrior are drawn together as they travel to save their village from a deadly curse. As they grow closer, their connection becomes more than just survival. Scenario: After a near-fatal battle, the healer tends to the wounds of the hunter and warrior. In the candlelit tent, they admit their feelings for one another, finding solace in their newfound bond.

The King, His Trusted Advisor, and the Enemy Prince A king and his trusted advisor fall in love with the enemy prince who is captured during war. As they spend time together in the royal castle, the lines between prisoner and lover blur. Scenario: Late one evening, the king and his advisor confront the enemy prince in the dungeons, and what starts as an interrogation leads to unexpected confessions of desire.

MISC MEVIEVAL FANTASY TROPES.

Back from the Dead: Common (though not invariable) for heroes, but rare for other characters. In some cases, being killed in a certain way is the Curse Escape Clause for the faithful Non-Human Sidekick who has accompanied the hero on his journey.

The Big Bad Wolf: Depictions of a talking, evil, usually male, wolf who wants to eat the protagonist.

Big Damn Reunion: Siblings reunite, spouses embrace after a long journey or separation - but make no mistake, this may just be the beginning of their troubles…

Bride and Switch: A young couple are all ready for the big day. Only the bride isn't who the groom thinks she is. Maybe it's an Arranged Marriage, and someone else is impersonating the bride he's never seen. Maybe a shapeshifting alien has taken her place. Or maybe she's simply using a wedding veil as a convenient disguise. It can be the whole plot, when the heroine is replaced en route to her wedding, or a final complication.

Dead All Along: A character is dead; really dead. However, because the Powers That Be wanted him back, he is. He walks, he talks, he breathes just like everyone and neither the characters (sometimes, not even himself) nor the audience suspects anything fishy until The Reveal. Sometimes that Knight in Shining Armor or Talking Animal is dead already.

Good Princess, Evil Queen: A virtuous princess protagonist is pitted against a villainous queenly antagonist.

Knight in Shining Armor: The stereotypical noble knight.

The Promise: The plot hinges on a promise.

Rags to Royalty: Often after a decline from royalty, or at least wealth, to rags.

Rescue Romance: Falling in love with one's rescuer.

Secret Identity: In Iron Hans and many (not all) of its variants, the hero is a servant at the court, and disguises himself in armor before fighting in the tourney or battle.

Self-Fulfilling Prophecy: Trying to avoid a prophecy coming true makes it come true.

Sweet and Sour Grapes: A character decides to give up seeking what they want... and then gets it anyway.

When the Clock Strikes Twelve: Something must be done by midnight, or midnight is when the supernatural comes out.

You Have Waited Long Enough: The protagonist has been gone for a while and their (usually his) love interest is being forced to (re)marry, even though they (usually she) doesn't want to.

Altar Diplomacy: The hero and heroine are arranged to be married for politics, whether they like it or not.

Honorable Marriage Proposal: A man proposes to a woman he has bedded to preserve her reputation or woman must marry a suitor to preserve her reputation. Common in historical romances. May lead to Marriage Before Romance.

The Ingenue: Lots of heroines are portrayed as innocent and kindhearted, but also sheltered and unworldly with a tendency to get into danger (so the hero can swoop in and save her).

Parent with New Paramour: Sometimes the hero will have a young child/children from a previous relationship.

[uniiicornmemes]

Comfort questions for muses

🍔 - What is your muse's comfort food?

🥛 - What is your muse's comfort drink?

🎞️ - What is your muse's comfort movie?

📺 - What is your muse's comfort show?

👖 - What is your muse's comfort clothing?

🎼 - What is your muse's comfort song?

📚 - What is your muse's comfort book?

🎮 - What is your muse's comfort game?

🧸 - What is your muse's comfort item?

[astrronomemes]

THAT '70S SHOW: STARTERS

a collection of my personal favorite quotes, phrases, and sayings from the 1998-2006 television sitcom, That '70s Show. change & alter as needed.

"Well, damn, [name], I can't control the weather!"

"If I could run across a beach into my own arms, I would."

"Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy."

"What did you eat for breakfast? Carnation Instant Bitch?"

"Why do you think the Martians won't land here? Because they're green, and they know people are going to make fun of them."

"It's every little girl's dream to get married out of spite!"

"We keep our Christmas decorations down there! Baby Jesus was watching!"

"If this van's a-rockin'... we're in there, doing it."

"Well, I'd like to help, but not as much as I'd like not to."

"Anyone else feel like a rainbow?"

"My heart aches with pain. When I see you, I vomit. Die away from me."

"The beautiful cannot be held responsible for the havoc our looks create."

"My foot is shaking, it wants to kick his ass so bad!"

"Just once, I want the right thing and the topless thing to be the same thing!"

"If you don't get caught, everything is legal."

"I am not drunk! I am upset! ...And drunk."

"Where Zen ends, ass-kicking begins."

"Life is too short to spend it with people who annoy you."

"I'm a hot-looking, smooth-talking, frisky-ass son of a bitch."

"[Name], get in the car. We're going on a freaking date."

"When I go to the hospital, I like to not die."

"Crack a book, you lazy son of a bitch."

"If you really do love her, there's only one thing to do, man. You got to dump her, and live free."

"I'm going to go out, meet some boys, and crush their hearts one by one."

"I'm like ketchup. I go good on everything."

"I was never happy. I was just less pissed off."

"So that's what an adulteress is! I always thought it was a tiny adult."

"For your information, I'm already sorry I was ever born."

"What are you gonna put on your résumé? Dumbass?"

"I'd get up, but my back is still sore from that knife you stuck in it."

"I don't want to go outside! There are people out there!"

"I cannot be held responsible for the things that come out of my mouth!"

"Oh, no. Now I have to act normal."

"You can hit him in the groin with a banjo."

"Well, I've got to go to sleep, because I have a big day of misery ahead of me tomorrow."

"I don't need another friend. I've already got two."

"Seeing you work hard and take pride in what you do... I lost respect for you, man."

"I wanted to get you a card, but they don't have one for our specific situation. So, here — happy first communion."

"I could kill you without making a sound."

"I can't go outside. I'm allergic to pollen. And social situations."

[hymemena]

Family Headcanons

Send a symbol (or several) to find out about my muse's family! Remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs.

CW: Mental health, family problems, estranged family mention

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♛ - What is your muse's relationship with their grandparents like?

𖨆 - What is your muse's relationship with their father like?

𖠋 - What is your muse's relationship with their mother like?

𖠋𖠋𖠋 - Do they have any siblings? What is/are that relationship(s) like?

𖠋𖠋𖠋𖠋- Does your muse have any kids? Tell us about them!

ᓚᘏᗢ - Did your muse grow up with pets in the house? Do they have them, now? If so, what kind? Talk about them a little!

𖹭 - What does your muse think about marriage? Would they get married? Are they married?

ᡣ𐭩 - What does your muse think about divorce? Have they had to deal with that in their lifetime?

☼ - Who in your muse's family are early risers? Are they productive in the morning? Does your muse love or loathe morning people?

☾ - Who in your muse's family are night owls? Are they more productive at night than they are during the day? How late do they normally stay up?

୨ৎ - Does your muse share well with their family? What are some things that they're not as willing to share?

✄ - Has your muse cut some or all of their family off? Are they close to someone else as a surrogate?

ᘛ𓆩♡𓆪ᘚ - Was your muse adopted? Have they adopted someone? How do they feel about adoption?

ଳ - What sorts of activities does your muse participate in with their family? Do they look forward to it or dread it?

☘︎ - What is your muse's family's luck like?

꩜ - Who does the most cooking in your muse's family? Why?

╰⪼ - What inherited traits does your muse have from their family?

✎ - What learned behaviors does your muse have from their family?

⚠︎ - Has your muse inherited an illness or mental health disorder from their family? If so, what is it and how does it affect them?

[nightprompts]

&. 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐬 (𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬?) 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  various  dialogue  prompts  to  send  to  your  worst  enemy  (affectionate).  feel  free  to  change  how  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ oh great, it's you again. ❜

❛ you? kill me? that's funny. ❜

❛ for being someone you hate, i'm sure on your mind a lot. ❜

❛ you're the last person i wanted to see, actually. ❜

❛ do us both a favor. stay away from me. ❜

❛ you really are an asshole, you know that? ❜

❛ i'm the asshole? what does that make you then? ❜

❛ sometimes i think you must hate me. ❜

❛ i thought you said you never wanted to see me again. ❜

❛ if you want me to go, then you have to tell me to leave. ❜

❛ well, someone's cranky today. ❜

❛ well, someone needs to shut the fuck up. ❜

❛ just stay out of my way. ❜

❛ of all the idiots in the world, i'm stuck with you. ❜

❛ what is it you want this time? ❜

❛ sometimes i wonder if you're in love with me. ❜

❛ do you honestly think this is easy for me? ❜

❛ why would i ever want to be friends with you? ❜

❛ can we please just talk? ❜

❛ there is nothing for us to talk about. ❜

❛ you can yell at me later. just let me help you. ❜

❛ touch me, and you're dead. ❜

❛ oh, so now you care? ❜

❛ there is something deeply wrong with you. ❜

❛ i know i'm the last person you probably want to see, but... ❜

❛ you don't think we could be friends, do you? ❜

❛ i'm tired of fighting against you. ❜

❛ don't pretend you give a shit about me. ❜

❛ you're an idiot, but... i trust you. ❜

❛ oh, don't be cute. ❜

❛ wait, did you just say that i'm cute? ❜

❛ we're not good for each other. ❜

❛ if i say yes, will you shut up? ❜

❛ don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? ❜

❛ maybe we should kiss just to break the tension. ❜

❛ i'm sorry i can't turn off my feelings as easily as you. ❜

❛ maybe there's a universe out there where we're friends. ❜

❛ how can you be so smart yet so dumb at the same time? ❜

❛ don't think this changes anything between us. ❜

❛ you look ridiculous in that outfit, by the way. ❜

❛ if you die, i'll kill you. ❜

❛ is that a challenge? ❜

❛ ah, so you're not heartless after all. ❜

❛ i don't think i've ever seen you smile. ❜

❛ you never cared about me, so why now? ❜

❛ why didn't you kill me when you had the chance? ❜

❛ i don't even remember why we started fighting. ❜

❛ i don't have time for distractions right now. ❜

❛ you're not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜

❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜

[poohsources]

🐝  *  ―  𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑷𝑷𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑬𝑻.

send 🚢 or ( 'SHIP' ) if you ever considered shipping our characters romantically and want me to fill out the following form for our muses. bold all that definitely applies, italicize what could potentially apply. feel free to add more if you think certain options are missing or you just want to add more.

do i ship our characters together?: yes | no | not yet but maybe soon

would i like to ship with you?: yes | maybe, i'm willing to try | no

type of relationship i could see: childhood or high school sweethearts | exes | engaged | married | long-term relationship | crushes | unrequited love | fling | long distance | online relationship | just dating | new relationship | toxic lovers | friends with benefits

tropes i'd enjoy writing for them: friends to lovers | enemies to lovers | exes to lovers | fake relationship / dating | forbidden love | grumpy and sunshine | star-crossed lovers | surprise pregnancy | second chance | soulmates | amnesia / mistaken identity | forced proximity | secret relationship | slow burn relationship

would i rather plot first or jump right in and see where it goes?: develop their relationship first | jump right in | something in between ( what specifically? )

what now?: let's plot something | send me shippy memes | i'll send you shippy memes | write me a random starter | i'll write you a random starter

anything else i want you to know about me / my character / my shipping habits: ( put whatever you want here )

[honeybeesources]

Reblog  this  post  to  let  your  followers  know  you're  fine  with  being  tagged  in  random  starters.  Additionally,  reblog  this  post  if  you're  all  right  with  being  sent  old memes,  no  matter  how long ago you reblogged them.

[lyricsxmusings]

Send ♡ to see what my muse thinks of yours

○○○○○ | ATTRACTION ○○○○○ | AFFECTION ○○○○○ | INTEREST ○○○○○ | LOYALTY ○○○○○ | TRUST

LOW | ●●●●● | HIGH

[untitledmemes]

We love shipping in this house. 😍 Reblog if it's okay for partners to ask for a pre-established ship with your muse(s)!

Doesn't mean you have to accept, but you're totally down to discuss it!

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FOR ORDINARY THINGS THAT FEEL INTIMATE *  inspired by this post. these don't have to be romantic - you can specify romantic or not when you send them. in essence, these are simply intimate, affectionate moments to share with someone you love and care about. adjust as necessary, send 'reverse' for the reversal of the prompt

[ lean ] sender rests their head on receiver's shoulder

[ shop ] sender and receiver go to the grocery store together

[ brush ] sender brushes receiver's hair

[ tie ] sender helps receiver with their tie, either by putting it on or adjusting it

[ necklace ] sender helps receiver with the clasp of their necklace from behind

[ zip up ] sender assists receiver with zipping up a piece of clothing

[ unzip ] sender assists receiver with unzipping a piece of clothing

[ shoelaces ] sender bends down to tie receiver's shoelaces

[ swipe ] sender notices a smudge of something on receiver's face and gently wipes it off

[ braid ] sender braids receiver's hair

[ jacket ] sender takes their jacket off and hangs it on receiver's shoulders

[ puddle ] sender hurries to stop receiver from stepping into a puddle

[ drinks ] sender brings receiver a drink from a bar/their kitchen

[ feed ] sender feeds receiver's pet/s for them

[ cook ] sender and receiver cook a meal together

[ feed ] sender allows receiver to try a bite of their dish, holding their fork out for receiver to taste

[ teach ] sender, an expert at something, takes time to teach receiver how it works and how they can get better at it, too

[ readjust ] sender comes up behind receiver and readjusts their stance (maybe holding a gun, holding a golf club, aiming for something, etc.) to help them

[ makeup ] sender fixes receiver's makeup for them

[ bathroom ] sender and receiver go to a public restroom together and have a normal conversation in between the stalls

[ aloud ] sender reads aloud to receiver

[ refill ] sender refills receiver's glass without asking

[ massage ] sender notices receiver looks tense, steps up behind them, and massages their shoulders

[ listen ] sender listens to receiver explain something they're passionate about

[ silence ] sender and receiver comfortably exist in silence together, both of them working or reading or focusing on something different

[ food ] sender brings food over to receiver's house

[ hum ] sender hums along to a song receiver is singing

[ see ] sender sees something that reminds them of receiver and texts them a picture of it

[ admire ] sender stares at receiver across a room, silently admiring and appreciating them from afar

[ win ] sender lets receiver beat them in a game

[ puzzle ] sender helps receiver solve/put together a puzzle

[ carry ] after receiver falls asleep in an inconvenient place, sender carries them to a bed and tucks them in

[ kneel ] sender finds receiver sick in the bathroom ("tossing their cookies"), and kneels beside them, holding their hair back and cleaning their face

[ clean ] sender helps bathe receiver

[ wash ] sender helps receiver wash their hair

[ patch ] sender carefully patches one of receiver's wounds

[crownmemes]

Daddy Issues Sentences, Vol. 3

(Sentences for discussing the effects of an absent parent and/or confronting one's own father. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"We need to discuss your father."

"You don't care about your family's legacy?"

"What is it in me you hate so much? All I ever wanted was to live up to you."

"If you bring disgrace on this family, you will regret it."

"Do you think if I were more like you, he would have loved me more? If I was normal?"

"I spent my childhood trying to work out if my dad was only mean or just plain bad."

"I don't want to be a burden to you..."

"When I was a boy, I wanted to impress my dad so much. No matter how hard I tried, I always fell short."

"You're too hard on yourself. You always have been."

"Our parents aren't perfect, but they're trying their best."

"I don't underestimate my father, by the way. I understand him - sometimes more than I want to."

"From what my mum told me, I think you're my dad."

"I love you, I really do. It's just, somehow, it's hard for me to show that when you're here."

"We are not our parents until we choose to be."

"Even now, he still wants nothing to do with me."

"I know that rationally he isn't responsible for all the bad things in the world, but he is responsible for some of them."

"My dad doesn't even like me."

"Have you ever told your father what you just told me?"

"Stop. You're not my father."

"Is he really your father? He's scary."

"When was the last time your father told you he loved you?"

"Look at you; relieved you didn't disappoint. That's a weakness."

"Do you think our fathers would be proud of us?"

"What is a son's duty to his father? To respect him, even if he doesn't deserve our respect?"

"Your faults as a son are my failure as a father."

"You've done more for me in the past few days than my father's done in my entire life."

"I know this sounds impossible, but you have to talk to him. You have to show him who you are - what your heart is."

[calirph]

𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐃 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒.

all sentences were taken from various scenarios related to arranged marriages mostly in the historical, fantasy or medieval setting. you can use them as base for starters or change place, pronouns as you see fit.

1. Arranged Marriages:

"You’ll be wed to him by sunset, whether you like it or not. The banners are already being stitched."

"Your union will bring peace to the realms. That’s all that matters now."

"I don't know him, Father. How am I to trust a man I've never met?"

"This marriage is a treaty, not a love match. Smile and seal the fate of our kingdom."

"The King has decreed it, and his word is law. You will marry the lord from the north."

2. Civil Marriages:

"It’s been agreed that we will marry, but it doesn’t mean we have to care for one another."

"Our union will be one of duty, not affection. I expect you to know your role."

"There will be no grand feast. Let us sign the papers, exchange vows, and be done with it."

"Marriage is a bond of power, not of the heart. We shall be civil, nothing more."

"Our marriage may not be one of love, but it will be a prosperous one."

3. Animosity Marriages:

"You think this marriage will bring me to heel? You’ll find I am not so easily tamed."

"Marry you? I would sooner take a blade to the throat than suffer beside you."

"I hate you as much as you hate me, but if it secures the throne, I’ll say the vows."

"This is no marriage, it's a prison, and you're the jailer."

"Forced to marry my enemy? I'd rather fight him on the battlefield than share his bed."

4. Marriages of Convenience:

"We both know what this is—a transaction. I expect no less than what we agreed upon."

"Our marriage will benefit us both. We need not speak of love, only power."

"Convenience. That’s all it is. We’ll play our roles and nothing more."

"It may not be what either of us wanted, but it is what we both need."

"A marriage of convenience is still a marriage. We shall gain what we desire and go our separate ways."

5. Secret Marriages:

"No one must know of this union. We can’t afford to let our enemies find out."

"By dawn, we’ll be wed in secret, and none will suspect what we've done."

"The gods have witnessed our vows, but no one else must."

"This marriage must remain hidden until the time is right."

"Our love must be kept in shadows. We cannot risk the kingdom’s wrath."

1. Shock:

"You’re marrying who? Surely, this must be some jest."

"No, I refuse to believe it! They wouldn't force me into this!"

"They have announced our marriage without even consulting me?"

"You mean to tell me my life has been decided with a mere letter?"

"Marriage? To him? I would rather be banished."

2. Calm Acceptance:

"I knew this day would come. There is no use fighting it now."

"So, this is to be my fate? Very well, I shall prepare for the wedding."

"It seems the council has made their choice. I suppose I’ll have to make mine."

"I always knew I wouldn’t marry for love. I’ll wear the crown, if that is what they wish."

"The marriage has been decided? Then let us move forward."

3. Dread:

"This can’t be happening. How could they bind me to someone so cruel?"

"I cannot—will not—marry them. Not after everything they've done."

"Marriage? To him? He’ll ruin me. He’ll ruin everything."

"How could they arrange this without my consent? I can’t do this."

"They cannot force me into this union. I will find a way out."

4. Surprise:

"A marriage? But I wasn’t even aware there were negotiations!"

"Married? To him? I thought they would never agree to it."

"Well, that was… unexpected. When is the ceremony?"

"The marriage has been arranged? I didn’t think anyone would ever want to wed me."

"I hadn’t anticipated a proposal, much less a marriage contract. How long have they been planning this?"

5. Reluctant Acceptance:

"If this is what must be done to keep the peace, then so be it."

"I never wanted this, but I’ll do my duty for the sake of the realm."

"Marriage was never my choice, but I will fulfill my obligations."

"It seems I have no say in the matter. I’ll prepare for the wedding."

"This is not the life I wanted, but if it is what the kingdom demands, I will marry."

6. Demaning the Marriage:

"You will marry him, or you’ll have no place in this house any longer." "I demand you fulfill your duty and marry the prince. It is for the good of the realm." "Your father’s last wish was for you to marry. You will honor it." "You’ll marry me, or I’ll see you cast out of every noble house in this kingdom." "The treaty demands this marriage, and so do I. You will not defy the crown." "I expect you to stand beside him at the altar. There is no other option." "Your marriage to her is the only thing that can save this alliance. You will do as you’re told." "Marry him, or the war will continue. This is your chance to stop the bloodshed." "You’ve been betrothed since childhood. Now, it’s time to fulfill that promise." "I demand you take her hand in marriage, or you will lose everything." "Marry me, or your family’s lands will be forfeit to the crown." "You have no choice. This marriage will happen, with or without your blessing." "The fate of your house depends on this marriage. You will not refuse." "You’ll marry him, or your title will be stripped from you." "Marry her, or the crown will consider it an act of treason." "This marriage is not a request—it’s a command." "You owe it to the family to marry her. The survival of our name depends on it." "There will be no further debate. You will marry him." "The council has decided, and you will marry. There is no escaping this." "This marriage has been arranged, and you will see it through." "You will wed her, or your family’s debts will never be forgiven." "Marry him, or you’ll be cast out of every noble circle in this land." "The marriage is necessary for the alliance. You will go through with it." "You’ll marry, or the consequences will be dire for your entire family." "This marriage isn’t just for you. It’s for the realm. You will marry."

7. Refusing the Marriage.

"I refuse to marry him. You can send me to the gallows, but I won’t say the vows." "You may have my life, but you will never have my hand in marriage." "I will not marry her. Not today, not ever." "I will die before I am bound to a man I despise." "I refuse to be a pawn in this marriage game." "This marriage is a mistake, and I will not be a part of it." "I cannot marry him. My heart belongs to another." "I will not be forced into a marriage I did not choose." "The crown may demand it, but I will not be forced into this union." "I will not marry her, no matter the consequences." "I’ll run away before I let them marry me to him." "You can’t force me into this. I refuse to marry him!" "The answer is no. I will not marry someone I do not love." "I cannot and will not marry him. No one can make me." "I will not be sold into a marriage like a piece of livestock." "My answer is final—I will not marry her." "This is not the life I wanted, and I will not marry him." "No amount of persuasion will force me into this marriage." "I will not be tied to a man who sees me as nothing more than a prize." "I refuse to be part of this political game. I won’t marry her." "You can threaten me all you like, but I will not marry him." "I will not marry for duty. I will marry for love, or not at all." "The marriage contract is torn. I will not wed him." "No force on earth will make me stand before an altar with him." "I will not be bound by chains of a marriage I did not choose."

8. Accepting or Warming up to Marriage:

"Perhaps this marriage isn’t such a terrible idea after all. It could bring more than just peace." "I’ve had time to think, and maybe… just maybe, this could work." "I never thought I’d say this, but I’m beginning to see the value in our union." "At first, I resisted, but now… the idea of marriage doesn’t seem so unbearable." "It may not have been my choice, but I’m starting to understand why it has to be this way." "The more I think on it, the more I realize that this marriage might actually be good for both of us." "I can’t deny that there’s strength in unity. Perhaps marriage is the best path forward." "I didn’t expect to say this, but I’m willing to give this marriage a chance." "I’ve come to terms with it. This marriage could bring something more than I first imagined." "I’ve fought it for so long, but maybe… it’s time to accept my fate." "You know, I think we could make this marriage work, if we’re both willing." "Strange, isn’t it? How the idea of marriage once repelled me, but now… it feels like the right course." "I used to hate the thought of it, but now I see there might be a future in this marriage." "I’m starting to believe that we can find happiness in this arrangement, even if it wasn’t love at first." "At first, I feared this union, but now… now I think we could build something real." "It wasn’t my first choice, but I’ve realized we might find more than just duty in this marriage." "I never thought I’d come around to the idea, but this marriage could bring more than just titles and lands." "I’ve had my doubts, but perhaps we can make this more than just an alliance." "If we’re both committed to this marriage, I believe we could find peace—and maybe something more." "I once thought I’d be miserable, but now I see… perhaps there’s hope for us after all." "We might not have chosen each other, but I think there’s a way forward in this marriage." "I didn’t expect to ever feel this way, but I’m beginning to look forward to our wedding." "Maybe this marriage was meant to be. There’s potential for more here than either of us anticipated." "I used to dread the idea of being married, but with you… maybe it won’t be so bad." "It seems strange to say, but I’m actually beginning to warm to the idea of being your spouse."

9. The wedding night.

"So… this is it, then? Our wedding night. Are you as nervous as I am?" "I know we’re bound by duty, but tonight… let’s forget everything else and just be ourselves." "Do you think we’ll remember this night with fondness? Or as just another part of our duty?" "I won’t pretend this isn’t strange, but… we’ve made it this far. Let’s take the rest one step at a time." "You don’t need to worry. Tonight will be whatever we choose it to be." "This is the part of marriage no one really talks about, isn’t it?" "There’s no rush. We’ve just the night and the rest of our lives ahead of us." "Are you sure you're comfortable with this? We can go slow if that’s what you prefer." "I’ve waited for this moment for so long, but now that it’s here… I don’t know where to begin." "There’s no need for fear. We’re in this together now, for better or worse." "I know you didn’t choose this marriage, but tonight… I hope we can find some common ground." "I never thought I’d say this, but I’m actually looking forward to this part of the wedding." "This night doesn’t have to be perfect. Just… ours." "I’ve been told what’s expected of us, but I’d rather we create our own expectations." "We’re alone now. No court, no family, just us. What do you want tonight to be?" "You look… beautiful. I know this isn’t easy, but I want you to know I’m here for you." "We’ve gone through the ceremony. Now comes the real challenge, doesn’t it?" "I hope you don’t expect too much from me tonight. I’ve never done this before." "No one ever told me how awkward a wedding night might be. Shall we just talk for a while?" "Tonight is about more than just obligation. I want this to mean something for both of us." "I’m not sure what happens next, but I’d like to figure it out together." "It’s just you and me now. No expectations, no pressure—just us." "Shall we make this night one to remember for something other than just duty?" "I know this is part of the marriage, but… I want you to know you have a choice in how it goes." "We can take our time. This night is ours, and no one else’s."

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A FEW VARIOUS SENTENCE STARTERS

❝ i wouldn't find the need to tell you 'i told you so' if you weren't so allergic to admitting i'm right. ❞

❝ there are better hills to die on but i find this one quite comfortable. ❞

❝ would you come with me please? i adore your company. ❞

❝ that's not the worst thing i've ever heard but it's certainly up there. ❞

❝ i would love to help you but i'm afraid i'm suffering from a terrible case of 'it's not my problem.' ❞

❝ could you just think about anyone other than yourself for once? ❞

❝ i'm not going to stand here and argue with you about how much you need to get some rest. if i find you passed out on the floor i'm leaving you there. ❞

❝ would you be a dear and shut the hell up. ❞

❝ i know i need help but i'm not quite ready to ask for it. ❞

❝ do you know where we're going or are we just trying to get lost now? ❞

❝ i have confided this in you, please do not betray that trust. ❞

❝ do you like it here? with me? ❞

❝ are you still happy? with me, i mean. with us. ❞

❝ i didn't lie, i simply presented a selective truth. ❞

❝ do you actually like spending time with me? because i feel like all you do is argue. ❞

❝ one of us will eventually have to have the strength to be honest with ourselves about each other. ❞

❝ i want to tell you something i just need a moment to figure out the right words. ❞

❝ if you were the religious type i would challenge god to win your devotion. ❞

❝ don't tell me to quit being melodramatic it's the only time i have any fun. ❞

❝ were you ever going to tell me or were you just going to make me guess what you're thinking and feeling. ❞