#ruin kaiser's a bit more please

[silverwings920]

i just reread the nel arc again, now that it's officially over, and slursagi really elevates his game here, but my favorite crazy off-the-wall slursagi moment (besides all the clown lines) has to be him telling kaiser, "kneel to me, you shitty clown."

Entirely.

Unprompted.

remember: when kaiser told the bllkers to get on their knees, he said it in german, and before any of them got the mikage translators; isagi never understood what he was saying.

so... unless he specifically wasted his precious analyzing time in the viewing room to rewatch this moment (which, dgmw, that's a hilarious mental image: like, imagine isagi, off-the-field btw, muttering furiously to himself 'what did he say back there? what did he fucking say? it was an insult. i just know it. i gotta figure out what it was just so that i can throw it back in his face later on on the pitch to traumatize him and pretend that it was just an in-the-heat-of-the-moment thing i said during a match.' if that was the case, i'd love isagi so much more because, like, you gotta respect the dedication to the bit 🤣🤣🤣) that was just slursagi having the most insane sixth sense for insults ever.)

and right after we got kaiser's backstory, too… (literally the same f-ing chapter)

[voidcat]

kaiser puts his tattooed hand anywhere on you (your neck especially) and takes pics of it to make it his lockscreen so that everyone can see (<- his own way of paying u back for the marks you left on his neck)

um excuseme??? why are u on my ass??? coming to MY HOUSE and ATTACKING me!??!!!?! do i need to get a restraining order against you two huh is that it....... big sigh uhhh whatever notes: michael kaiser x gn! reader. suggestive content, mdni. what rye has said ig.. i elaborated a little

Michael Kaiser is a man who knows best to get under someone's skin. From countless interactions you've observed over the time be it during matches or behind the scenes- that, you're certain.

And from experience too, much to your chagrin.

A pain in the ass and a walking migraine inducing component as he may be, there is something to him that you always find yourself in the same room, drawn to your demise- not like a moth, no, you'd like to hold hope that whatever runs between the two of you isn't somthing as blinding and vulnerable as that- but you cannot deny there is still an attraction none the less.

Analytical and always knowing where to hit where it hurts most, everything he does is with a purpose. Be it the way he he behaves, speaks with people, which name he uses, whether he gives in to their desperation for a physical connection or remain a cold composure. This, of course, ends with an extremely touchy Kaiser on your side that you've learnt to make peace and live with.

It's almost depressing to think about it, really. How your resolve couldnt hold out any longer and you admited defeat on this front. But what's to follow is somewhat nice, you try to comfort himself. Always a hand around your waist, on your thigh, fingers intervining with yours-- a constant reminder that he is right besides you and he'll never leave you.

Other behaviours though, begin to present after a while- a recent development, you write them off as. Now his hands find your shoulders, kneading into your skin like you're dough for him to shape, placed on your abdomen and rubbing gentle circles, a finger at the nape of your neck, playing with the sensitive skin there; the last one he seems to favor more than the rest. You don't really alert to the action until you catch sight of his phone one day.

For someone who likes to show off, it hadn't even fazed you one bit when you saw a photo album dedicated to the two of you that's not quite safe for public eye. This is Kaiser after all, every oddity he seems to display soon become the new default in your mind- ruining your experience of the world.

So when your thumb scrolls down the numerous photos you don't even recall being taken- mostly without either of your faces but his hand and parts of your body as clear as day- you cannot even find it in you to react.

Your finger comes to a stop as you open a photo in particular. His hand wrapped around your neck, thumb pressing right below your carotis artery, from his rough hold parts of your skin already flushed and his index seeming to be lightly trailing your collarbones with his middle finger to keep company. As you stare at the photograph, you can feel his hand on you again, his digits dancing on your neck, moving up and down slowly, making sure to idle and stroke the areas where you strongly react. Chuckling at the sounds and twitches you make whenever he pinches and presses against a sensitive spot. You'd think maybe this is his payback, or just a preliminary to it.

You've got to admit, from an artist viewpoint, the photos do look.. pleasing to the eye. An aesthetic sense to them, the colorful dark lightning only adding to the atmosphere.

With a sudden shake of your hand, you close the app and put down his phone in a rush but his laughter reaches you before. "What were you staring at so intensely, hm? Found something you like?"

[mikuhriii]

mein schmutziges mädchen

m. kaiser x fem!reader

⚠︎ nsfw (mdni!) / explicit content / fingering / overstimulation / hair pulling / choking /swearing / mention of sex toys / kaiser is kaiser

based on this request

masterlist

once. twice.

or was it the third time?

no. maybe the fourth.

you don't even know; your mind is in a haze, and you can't think properly anymore. you’ve already lost count.

no, scratch that; you gave up counting moments ago.

you expected this. you, in such a vulnerable and obscene position—body sweaty and bare, tear-stained cheeks, leaning on his warm body, legs shamelessly spread wide open— all vulnerable and barely conscious to think.

you knew all of this would happen when he lured you in for a “little talk” about that bratty behavior of yours, with his alluring and subtle manner. he got you hypnotized— like a moth drawn to a flame—you fall right to his trap. you let him get to you, and now that he got you wrapped around his fingers, he swore to take his time with you.

agreeing alone with michael kaiser was like having a contract with the devil–no turning back. it was never a good idea in the first place, and yet, you still manage to fall right where he wanted you.

it was always like this. you get under his skin and you'll find yourself in a complete mess, sprawled on his silk ivory sheets.

bare.

begging.

submissive.

all for him to use. all for him to ruin.

“m-micha!” you gasped at the torturous pace of his unbelievably long fingers buried inside your sopping hole, hands desperately clawing at his toned arms for support.

it was ecstatic.

it was too much.

too much for you to handle; you're afraid you'll break any moment. but you hated it–you hate that you loved every bit of what was happening, you hate how your body still begs for more; for him to just fuck the hell out of you until you can't think of anything but his name, his face, just him alone.

the room was filled with nothing but obscenities; the buzzing sound of the device on your puffy clitoris, uneven breaths, and curses hung in the air. the intoxicating smell of sex only added to the lewd atmosphere.

“oh shit! i’m gonna cum— micha, i can't– ‘s too much—” you moan, biting the plump flesh of your lip so hard, it left an iron taste on your tongue.

“shh. fucking take it like the good girl you are, okay, liebe? you can do it. and don't fucking come until i say so, hm?” he whispered on your ears as he teasingly bite your neck with his infamous smirk plastered on his face.

kaiser on the other hand was enjoying all of it.

every. bit. of it.

the way your drooling mouth pathetically opens and closes, trying to form proper words; the way you catch your breath; the way your face contorts in discomfort and pleasure as he quickened the pace; everything. god it's driving him crazy.

“gonna cum, i’m–gonna cum. please let me cum, micha— please, please, please..” you were a blabbering mess— voice hoarse and desperate— it sent a shiver down his spine.

fuck

grabbing a fistful of your hair, he tugged your head back with a low chuckle. “you wanna cum on my fingers so bad, schatz? does my fingers make you feel so fucking good, hm?” his voice was low, laced with malice; dangerous like a predator.

you nod, and nod, and nod.

frantically.

no shame.

you don't care anymore.

and with every nod, his slick fingers moved faster and faster, in and out of your dripping womanhood.

in and out.

in and out.

in and out.

faster.

deeper.

your eyes rolled back. god you swear you're seeing stars from the overstimulation.

“yes—yes please, micha, micha, please let me cum…” with your quivering lips, you manage to chant his name like a mantra. you’re a whimpering mess, and fuck, kaiser love this view everytime he fucks you dumb with just his fingers.

kaiser felt your walls tighten and with a moan of his name escaping out from your mouth, you came on his fingers with a blissful sigh. it felt too damn good; your eyes shut close from the blissful sensation. your whole body convulsed, and your legs, once wide open, are now shut tight as you ride out your high. you stay still, leaning on him, breathing heavily, unaware of his snaking hands making their way to your neck.

he gripped it with enough force to make you look up at him.

you groaned.

unintentionally.

like it was some sort of reflex.

the thought of him choking you made your cunt pool once again.

god, what had he done to you?

“baaad fucking girl. did i tell you to come, hm? no?” his voice— low and lethal—tinges of venom. he taps your tear-stained cheeks, as if trying to wake you up on your fucked out state. you’d lie if you said that didn't turn you on.

you shake your head slowly like an obedient slave, resulting a smirk to form on his stupidly handsome face.

fuck you're gonna drive him nuts if you keep up like that.

“das ist richtig, mein schmutziges mädchen. so, we're gonna do this again right from the beginning until you follow everything i say, ja?”

oh you swear you never nodded so quickly your entire life after he said those. after all, you're his.

his alone to mess up.

his alone to use.

his alone to ruin.

a/n: i’m srsly gkms rn raaahhh i love love love this req sooo much. i need kaiser speaking german to my ears (kidding), help me he's sooo hoOoot gslwgwhwksvwj btw i’m not quite sure if it's accurate (i used google translate for that tehee) i'm sorry i got carried away aaannnd *clears throat*

anyway, idk if this turned out just like what was requested TT, and i didn't include ness here btw, my eyes were barely open and hurting while writing this (*cough* 3 am moments again) sorry anon:(. but i’ll upload one for him if i can think of a suitable plot. nevertheless, i hope you like it. likes and reblogs are much appreciated! don't forget to follow me also, for more updates. thanks a bunch!

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[perrywrites]

I really want a part 4 of "asking 'Can you… Can you hold my hand?' during your first time together" With Rin, Rensuke and Sae plsssss

Thank you!

OMG... YES... My hero hubby how could I ever forget about him 😭😭😭

Asking “Can you… Can you hold my hand?” during your first time together, part 4;

NSFW

Part 1 (Isagi, Hiori, Bachira) and Part 2 (Barou, Shidou, Karasu) and part 3 (Reo, Chigiri, Nagi) and part 5 (Otoya, Oliver, Yukimiya) and part 6 (Kaiser, Ness, Kiyora)

Includes; Rin, Sae, Kunigami 

Rin: he hovers above you, his much larger form eclipsing your trembling body, his eyes as intense as ever as he soaks in your vulnerable position. You don’t know, do you, how long he’s been waiting for this? Not to fuck you, but to make love to you, like this? Have you beneath him like this, all vulnerable, an intimate sight, see you in a way no one else ever has and never will - he’ll make sure of it. Because, after all, Itoshi Rin doesn’t give away his heart easily, he never meant to give it away at all, but then you came along and turned him into a man that would fall apart if you decided you didn’t want him anymore. There was no way he was going to let you go now, his weakness and his only balm. So, he indulges in you, instead, pouring all of his passion into his kisses, he knows exactly how to make you weak, soaking in your whimpers as you weakly hold onto him. That’s right, he’s your anchor, rely on him, hold onto him, because he’s going to make you fall apart right now under him, and he’ll be the one to piece you back together, hold you in his arms. It’ll always be him. He’ll keep on proving it, his hands pulling your legs apart as he nestles inbetween them, his grip now firm on your doughy thighs. He suppresses a groan as your fingers tangle in his hair, pulling on it teasingly - don’t get cuter, dammit, do you want him to become even more impatient than he already is? With a low growl, he grabs onto one of your hands, pinning your wrist down - and you whimper at this, shyly avoiding his eyes as you make that cute little request of him. His pretty eyes widen just the tiniest bit, heart stuttering in his chest, and a profound longing for you fills him even though you’re right there. And he wonders, if you knew, just exactly how crazy you make him? More than anything else? He scoffs, but it’s weak, and he reaches his hand out to yours, his grasp gentle but firm as he interlocks your fingers together. “... You’re such an idiot.” But his words lack any bite as he leans his head back in towards you to capture your lips. You don’t know how desperate you make him, do you? How badly he yearns for you? He needs you, dammit, but hell would freeze over before he’d ever admit that. For now, he’ll just take you to heaven and back, make you cry out his name, and have you keep looking up at him with those dazed starry eyes. He can only ever be satisfied if he makes you as crazy for him as he is for you, because that might be the only way he can ensure you don’t leave him for someone else. Please, don’t leave, please. He’ll fall apart. You don’t understand how much you mean to him. 

Sae: he has you pinned beneath him, ready to be defiled by him, as he looks on at your form with a seemingly impassive gaze, but you can tell his eyes are softer - and definitely teasing. You can tell he’s amused by you - and he is, he so is. He finds the way you tremble beneath him, the flush of your body deepening, the dewiness of your eyes, all of it to be so fascinating. He adores the sweet sounds he can elicit from your lips with ease, smirking lightly at how sensitive he has you over his touch. You’re all nervous and shy, like a bunny, and something about that both melts his heart (though he would rather die than admit that) and strokes a very depraved flame within his psyche. Seeing you like this, all shy, large doe-eyes, so pure and innocent, all of it makes him want to absolutely ruin you on his cock. Make you cry, sob, and then beg for him as he fucks you up. Something about the idea that taking your first time will make you belong to him in a way no man can ever overwrite heats him up in a way he just can’t explain to you - or to anyone else, really. It’s when he positions himself over you with his darkened eyes that you blurt out something that momentarily catches Sae off guard. He raises an eyebrow, and then he chuckles softly, in that low hoarse voice of his, before he leans in to press a chaste kiss against your cheek. “... You’re such a brat,” he mumbles against your skin, dragging his lips over to nibble on your ear. The pride, and hunger, in his chest grows at your sweet whine, and he slowly interlaces your fingers together, giving you what you want with fond exasperation. You’re his responsibility after all, so he’ll take care of you then, make you full on his cock and teach you there’s no man out there better for you than he is. After all, you’ve already tainted him with your colour, so it’s only fair if he gets to taint you in return, right? 

Kunigami: he’s so careful with you, ever the gentleman, treating you like you’re delicate, a flower, or porcelain, or something even more fragile. But, you’re not a flower, or porcelain, you’re a person, with warm soft flesh, and each time he touches you, you shiver and react - whining for him, whining for more. He’s so troubled, each sweet sound that leaves you makes his mind hazy, makes his eyes darken. His rough hands ghost over your body, and squeeze firmly but oh so gently, he’s so careful, so please, for the love of dear god stop being so tempting. Because - because he can feel his self-restraint slipping in the way he grips your hips a little too hard, eager to revel in and satisfy himself through you, and that’s no good. He presses a slightly rough kiss against your lips, drinking in your sounds and muffling them as much as he can. It’s no good, dammit. Don’t be so sweet-sounding, please, don’t look up at him all adoringly, lashline wet as you call out his name like that. You don’t know half the filth in his mind, how badly he wants to defile you and corrupt you, he’s embarrassed by it, honestly. He can feel his head grow fuzzy, cock twitching painfully. The longer he delays this, the less confident he becomes about his self-control, so he hoarsely asks you if you’re ready before positioning himself. And then he freezes when you shyly ask him to hold your hand. How are you this adorable, fuck? He smiles at you reassuringly, pressing sweet kisses all over your face as he reaches out for your hand. How is someone so sweet like you letting him take your first time? He’s so in love with you, fuck. He’s so glad you trust him this much, that you’re letting him be the man in your life. He’ll be so gentle with you, fuck, no matter how badly he wants to pound into you, he’ll treat you right, so right. He’ll make sure you never regret him or your first time, ever, after all this night is about both you and him. Defiling you be damned, he’ll love you, and he’ll love you so right, dammit. You’re the love of his life, don’t worry, he promises to keep you safe and cherish you forever.

[kaisengel]

꒰♡꒱ ❝ foot rest ❞ michael kaiser x f!reader, 18+

cw: p-in-v, rough, orgasm denial, oral m!receiving, facial

after a long day of travelling, you and kaiser finally arrived at your hotel, just in time for dinner. the two of you sat down and got your meals. you slump into the chair after finishing your meal. "i'm so tired" you yawn. "lets rest here for a bit" kaiser suggests. "mhmm" you throw your heels off under the table, stretching your legs. suddenly, an idea pops into your head.

you stretched your legs out, until your feet touched your boyfriends lap. gently, you rested them on his cock, feeling him get hard. "liebling, what are you doing" kaiser glared at you, as if warning you. you smile innocently back at him. he pushed your feet off and got up, without looking at you. "c'mon we're going back to our room" you followed behind him as the two of y'all headed back to your room.

you stepped into the room after him, and he slammed the door shut, pinning you against it. he sucks on your neck, causing a red bruise to form. you can tell he's annoyed. "m'sorry.. hhgn" you whine as you try to reach for his face. he smirks, grabbing your hand and pressing it against his hard bulge in his pants. "you gonna take care of this for me?" "mhmm" you nod as he lifts you onto his hips. he rips your heels off and carries you to the hotel bed, before roughy throwing you down. he lifts your hips towards his, roughly ripping your skirt and panties off before pushing his hard cock all the way into your tight cunt. "ahh! hgaah.." you gasped at the sudden penetration, making you go dizzy.

kaiser thrusts hard and rough into your cunt, the loud slap of skin echoed across the room. your words get more and more incoherent, and your whines get louder. he feels you clenching around his thick cock, getting wetter and wetter. "m'gna cumm!! please let me cumhhg" you beg. kaiser smirks and pulls out of you. "this is what you get for being a brat" you whine, eyes glossy and legs trembling. you try to lock your legs around his waist, but he catches your ankles instantly and pins them down roughly. "try that again if you dare" he says fiercely.

he lifts you off the bed and places you down on the floor, on your knees. sitting on the edge of the bed as his huge and hard cock twitches in your face. "open" he commands. you open your mouth wide, sticking your tongue out, as you try to fit his entire length into your tiny mouth. "s'too big, ehhhgh" you gag, drooling all over. "awwh.. really?" he coos, pulling your hair tight ponytail and pressing your head down. his finger wipes the tear rolling down your cheek. you choke on his fat cock as you bob your head up and down, you feel his tip hitting the back of your throat. your eyes roll back and choked on a moan. "look at you, you're such a mess with my cock in your mouth" he lets out a dark chuckle, wiping up the drool and fat tears on your face.

you continue taking his cock deep into your throat, gagging occasionally. "mm, keep going f'me, liebling" he grunts, feeling his cock throb with pleasure. he has a firm grip on your hair, as he starts to thrust into your mouth. "fuck.. i'm gonna cum.. gonna ruin your pretty face schatz" he hissed. with a few final thrusts, he pulls his cock out your mouth and cums hard, shooting his thick load all over your face. you stick your tongue out filthily, catching some of his cum on your tongue and tasting it. "please let me cum, michaa~" you climb on his lap, whining his name. "mm no, not tonight liebling" he smirks, tucking your hair back. he gets up, ignoring your pleas and leaving you on the edge.

[kaiserthread]

cliche!

romance tropes with the blue lock boys! characters: shidou, sae, kaiser content: pro players, gn!reader first installment of my feb. series! i got so many good ideas for other charas this is def getting a part two

SHIDOU RYUUSEI - meet ugly

your morning could not have gone worse, your alarms didn’t go off, you ran out of your favorite body wash halfway through your shower, and the clothes you planned to wear were sitting in your dirty laundry pile. of course the universe heard your pleas and as you’re leaving your favorite cafe you walk right into the broad chest of shidou ryuusei, spilling your large iced coffee all over his expensive looking jacket. you’re absolutely mortified, frantic apologies spilling from your lips as your eyes well up with tears. ryuusei’s kinda pissed that his jacket is wet but that anger quickly gives way to pity when he sees that you’re more of a pathetic wet kitten than human. he interrupts you and says, “hey, no worries! i can get this cleaned later but do you want a new drink?” he feels a rush when you look up at him, pretty eyes swimming with tears. you look up and find yourself staring at PXG’s superstar striker. you nod and he presses a hand to your back as he leads you back into the cafe. you reorder your iced coffee and he adds in a blueberry muffin and complicated blended drink, pushing your hand away when you try to pay and tapping his card against the reader. “you should’ve let me pay, i ruined your jacket.” you whine, trying to dry your eyes and compose yourself. “no offense, but you look awful darling, focus on calming down before you have to clock in.” he teases, pleased with himself when you flush red at the nickname. as disastrous as it was, the interaction leaves you feeling lighter and you leave the cafe with a fresh coffee and a smile on your face. said smile disappears in the middle of your workday when your phone starts blowing up. unfortunately a few paparazzi caught the tail end of your interaction with ryuusei and pictures of you two are going around social media. people are claiming that shidou ryuusei has a secret relationship and this is quickly becoming your worst nightmare. you pull up instagram to find a dm from ryuusei explaining that his pr team is working to take down all the photos and offering protection from his legal team in case anyone tries to dox or harass you over this whole thing. the fiasco blows over but he keeps messaging you (he thinks you’re adorable sue him) and eventually he’s asking to see you when he has days off and asks if you want to date after meeting a few times. you accept and his pr team sighs when he kisses you on the mouth after a match knowing they have some work ahead of them.

ITOSHI SAE - fake dating

sae’s relationship with the media hasn’t improved a bit since he was eighteen and his manager is getting fed up. said manager loses his shit when sae pisses off yet another reporter and offers him an ultimatum, sit out of practice to attend media training or find a way to convince the media that he’s turned himself around. sae would rather die than give up playing soccer so he pitches an idea to his manager: the good ole’ pr relationship. he approves and sae sets out to find his perfect match, eventually having shidou connect him to you, a high fashion model. perfect timing really, you’d just signed with a few brands and your agent had been nagging about marketing and exposure. the two of you strike a deal; he goes to a few of your shows, you come to a few of his games, meet up for dinner once in a while, sae becomes the perfect media darling and you get your name out there. the soft launch is cute, you fly out to one his games and he takes you to dinner, a hint of red hair and two plates in the resulting photodump. he’s spotted at one of your shows and doesn’t give the paparazzi a hard time, showing a ghost of a smile when he greets you after the show. social media is suspicious from the jump and he knows he’s gonna have to work for this one. so he pulls out all the stops for the hard launch, getting you a jersey with his name on it and kissing you after a big win. from there things get progressively more serious and several months later he has a clean sheet with the media and you’ve exploded in popularity. but you had noticed that he’d been acting like a real boyfriend six months in, sending you daily texts and holding your hand where no one can snap a photo of you two. you manage to completely forget about the fact that it’s supposed to be fake until your agent reminds you that the terms of the contract have been fulfilled and that the two of you can break up and move on. so after just under a year you decide to be the one who breaks things off before he can break your heart. you show up to his apartment with a rough draft of a break up speech in your head. he realizes then, watching you hold back tears and stumble over your words, that he can’t lose you. pulls you into his arms before you can finish and whispers, “let’s make this real, angel.”

MICHAEL KAISER - secret relationship

reporters are constantly asking him if he has a special someone and the answer is always the same: he prefers to focus on his career, but then he meets you, the luxury sales associate who sold him a cartier watch. and boy was he enamored, going as far as returning to the store to try on jewelry just to speak with you. you’re lowkey flirting with him but he knows better than to ask someone doing their job for a date so he waits for you to drop a huge hint before asking you out. you tell him when your shift ends and he wastes no time in getting a dinner reservation at his favorite restaurant. he asks you to be his partner after the third date under the condition of keeping everything between the two of you secret and you accept. it’s fun at first, there’s a rush when he smirks at the cameras and denies that he’s in a relationship, knowing that he’s coming home to you. the two of you sneak around like romeo and juliet, secret meetings and walking around with your faces covered when you go to meet each other. but it gets old after a while and you start prodding him about going public, kaiser always asks that the relationship stays private to protect you, he wouldn’t be able to handle it if people started getting nosy and critical with you just because he’s so far into the public eye. you agree because while it’s getting annoying to sneak around, you’d rather keep him private than not have him at all. the last straw is when social media concots a story about him dating some singer he was hanging with and kaiser doesn’t deny it when reporters ask him about it. you’re furious with him because if he can admit to a fake relationship he should be able to admit his real one and you refuse to be his side chick. you break up with him and he's MISERABLE, his performance in matches suffers to the point where he’s benched. so he comes back and grovels at your feet for your forgiveness, you take him back under the condition that the two of you go public. he literally whips his phone out before you finish talking and starts taking pics of you to post because what’s the point of protecting you if you’re not even there?

[ballsandbabes]

What I had Pt.I : Michael Kaiser x Reader

Summary: What happens when the media monkey and the hyperbolic ego are stuck in a room and would like to be at each other's throats?

Authors note: Not proofread// female reader implied// GIFs are not mine// have fun while reading it

Series: Part I // Part II // Part III

You weren’t sure what was more exhausting—wrangling the ever-glamorous, ever-demanding Michael Kaiser for his social media content, or now having to explain to the hotel receptionist how the top scorer of Bastard München and his personal media assistant had just been booked into the same room.

It's been a year and a half since you finished your studies. A not-so-fresh sports journalist who hated her office job. When your friend Tsukki gave you the opportunity to work as a personal media assistant at a well-known and large sports club, you immediately resigned full of enthusiasm. In the days before your first day at work you had read documentaries and all sorts of articles in order to find out as much as possible about your new employer.

What no one knew back then, however, is that you would get HIM. Michael Kaiser....an arrogant young man who had the greatest superiority complex you had ever seen. Honestly it amazed you at times. He sees everybody around him as merely small time actor compared to his big time main role as the star of his world, which then had also become your world. 

And being part of this world meant being called at half past two in the morning, picking up your suit from the dry cleaners or even spontaneously reading out a statement about why Kaiser couldn't attend the press conference. Since day one, you knew he would be a lot of work.

“This is unacceptable,” Kaiser muttered beside you, arms crossed, leaning against the marble counter like he was posing for GQ.

You tried to manage a polite smile. “We’re sorry, but the rest of the team rooms are full. The soccer game really....It was a mix-up in booking,” the hotel manager repeated apologetically, looking to the side very much intimidated. “We can offer you a double room with two beds and a great view—for tonight, at least.”

Before you could protest, Kaiser sighed dramatically. “Ugh Fine. I suppose I can endure the company of my camera monkey for one night.”

You elbowed him lightly. “Camera monkey? Who do you think makes you look like a god in the media?”

He flashed his signature smirk. “I make me look like a god myself. You just happen to catch the angles. Dont be so full of yourself or your work”

—---

The room wasn’t bad, on the contrary, the double room was more glamorous than anything you had seen so far. Two neatly made beds with the softest cushions you ever felt, a minibar that Kaiser had already raided for sparkling water, and a huge window that overlooked the city skyline. The room had the vibe of a castle, with the dark blue wallpaper, the delicate gold accents and the slowly awakening glow of the sunset, which enveloped the room in a delicate golden light. You set your laptop on the desk, pulling out your camera and some editing work. You had left your luggage next to one of the beds.

Kaiser flopped onto one of the beds—definitely the one with the fluffier pillows—and threw an arm over his eyes.

“You're going to post that boomerang from the training session, right? I looked so amazing there” he asked, voice half-muffled.

“I was going to. Until you started doing finger hearts and ruined the serious tone I was going for.”

He peeked at you with one violet eye. “Oh Please. The fans loved it. Don’t pretend you didn’t smile while editing it.”

You had smiled. But you weren’t about to inflate his already dangerously large ego.

“Your fans would probably still love you if you posted nothing but your shoes.”

“Because my shoes are also iconic.”

You snorted. “Wow. Must be nice living with that much confidence.”

He stretched, looking over at you with a bit more sincerity. “It is. But it’s also nice knowing someone actually sees the work behind the image. That’s you, huh?”

You paused your typing. That was surprisingly... genuine. Otherwise he would always chase you around, equipped with the most impossible tasks, without even thanking you for it.

“Thanks,” you said, quieter than before.

A beat passed. Then: “You snore, don’t you?”

You blinked. “What?!”

“I need to prepare mentally. You look like a snorer.”

“I do not—!” you launched a pillow at him, starting to get angry. He caught it mid-air, effortlessly smug. You wouldn't survive this night…if it continued like this, you wouldn't be able to breathe in this room anymore, because his inflated ego needed all the air. "Kaiser, you're such an unabashed asshole, you know that?"

“Relax,” he said, throwing it back, softer. “Even if you do, I’ll survive. I’ve shared rooms with far worse.”

You narrowed your eyes. “Oh yeah? Like who?”

“Ego. His breathing is so dramatic it’s like sleeping next to a theatre kid doing Hamlet.”

You wanted to laugh but you tried to keep it in. You wouldnt make it easy for him.

“You know,” he added after a pause, lying back with his hands behind his head, “this isn’t the worst away game I’ve had.”

You raised a brow. “Because you’re in a room with your ‘camera monkey’?”

“Because I’m in a room with you.”

Your heart skipped. Why was he saying shit like this? Was he trying to get on your nerves again?

He glanced at you from the corner of his eye, knowing exactly what he’d done. “Don’t let it go to your head, though. There’s only room for one ego this size.”

You didnt even look at him when you said. “Sleep with one eye open, Kaiser.”

[takotakigum]

after hours 1 — michael kaiser.

characters: michael kaiser x gn!reader

warnings: fluff, if you squint there’s the slightest mature theme here, word vomit, kaiser is in love, and this is a two-part post (this is part 1).

word count: 800

synopsis: headcanons of michael kaiser, a motorcyclist who wants more of you.

note: the nickname/callsign “liebling” means “darling”.

aged up characters | please read at your own risk! | part 2 — soon

biker!kaiser who loves to impress you. he’ll ride by your streets, making sure to make his engine extra noisy for you to hear through your windows—and he won’t stop until he’s received a message from you saying you’ve seen him breeze through outside your home for more than three times already.

biker!kaiser who fantasizes about you more than ever. after his usual races and rides with ness, he’ll come home feeling unsatisfied because of the lack of company—or rather—you. which drives kaiser crazy; how he’s only thinking about your weight pressing on him from behind, how your arms would probably hold onto his torso and waist so tightly, and how your chin would make its way to hide on his shoulder because of fear. or perhaps you wouldn’t be afraid? kaiser also thinks of the possibilities of your free laughter echoing through his helmet rather than the harsh winds from the speed. would you still hold his body close? would your hands be the ones resting on his shoulder? kaiser can’t find it in him to stop thinking about how you could act—which leaves him wanting more, needing everything to be known.

biker!kaiser who now has to ruin his pride and beg for you to go on a ride with him. more often than not, kaiser feels as though the back of his bike feels too light, too empty, and too cold: which is why this time, late at night, he shows up on your doorstep with his heavy helmet on one hand and a bouquet on the other. a pout dedicated to stay on his lips as his breath is a bit heaving, yet nonetheless is able to flaunt about the beautiful roses he’s gotten for you until you let him inside your home. and sooner or later, he’s flaunting about his precious motorbike, luring you into going on that sweet ride with him.

biker!kaiser who almost has his jaw on the floor when you agree to go on a ride with him. immediately, he disregards the bouquet and grabs your wrist, pulling you out the doorstep of your home before dragging you to where his motorbike awaits. the previous pout is long gone, instead, replaced with a smirk he dares not even hide from the late night’s winds.

biker!kaiser who—to your surprise and his excitement’s shock—ensures your comfort and safety is a must. you only now realize that he’s always brought along with him a spare helmet, and it’s all for you. his heavy hands help you get up his motorbike, lifting you up just enough by the waist to have you properly seated on his bike. and when he’s the one seated in front of you, he encourages you to hold onto him anywhere; be it his chest, torso, shoulders—anywhere, as long as that’s where you want to grab onto—is fine. kaiser, knowing it’s your first time riding with anyone at all, assures you that he’ll take it slow and not go over any speed limits this time. only this time, though. as the next with him will be a different situation, of course.

biker!kaiser whose heart beats a little bit faster and harder when he finally does hear your short gasps, tightening grip, and excited laughter near his heating ear; but true and real this time. it’s the cutest thing he’s experienced, and he’s not sure how much longer he can take. because with each heightened speed of his motorbike, your reaction is uncertain—and it’s all the best for him. even though no one can see his shit-eating grin through his helmet, kaiser still proudly shows it on his face, childishly hoping you catch him and poke fun at him for it.

biker!kaiser who gets a little bit too clingy when he feels sad that nothing lasts forever, and that your first ride with him has to have an end. sluggishly, after kaiser gets off his motorbike, he tells you to stay put, and he takes off the tight helmet off your head. taking his time, he combs through your disoriented hair as your flushed cheeks gets pampered by his rough knuckles. he’ll tell you how pretty you are, and how you exceeded his expectations of how your nervousness would hold out—all he would say to let the night last longer, all he would say to admire your pretty face stare right back at him like he’s the only man who motorbikes in the world.

biker!kaiser who hopes for another ride with you. when he can’t deny the look of your eyes drooping more than they should, he’ll comb through your hair once more, his face getting closer until you’re almost forced to lean back on nothing: your hands reaching back in support of your weight before kaiser drags his fingers on your back—playing with your loose night shirt’s fabric as his mouth whispers right below your ear: “next time, when we go for another ride; wear something nice for me, liebling. doesn’t that sound exciting?”

© takotakigum | do not repost, translate, or plagiarize my works.

[saetiate]

Could you please give us a continuation of the lil Kaiser x reader x Sae drabble 🥹. I wanna be sandwiched between them so bad

HALLO ANONN god me too HAHA it is indeed in my drafts!! i kinda wrote the beginning premise for it alr but haven't gotten to the smut part yet </3 i'll pop my draft below if you're interested

the muses have not sung to me or given me prophetic visions for the smut portion yet which is why it is taking a bit but i am trusting something will burst into my mind!!

~

Sae is not someone who gets tempted, not someone who cares about marrying a model or pursues a career of status just to have a life like that. But you’re leaning over the table as you set your drink down, neckline low — there’s just so much skin you’re showing. You smell nice, smile sweet.

And the worst part might just be that you can’t tell the way Sae swallows down envy and lust when you talk to him, not with Kaiser sitting right next to you, his hand over your thigh.

It’s 2 hours into the party that Sae finds himself sitting in the cold on the bench of the smoking area outside. Kaiser slams out of the revolving door and into the winter air, only to scowl when he meets Sae's gaze. They clearly had the same idea of trying to get a break from this party they’ve been forced into. Sae watches as Kaiser clearly debates just going back in, before deciding he’s not going to let Sae ruin his 5 minutes of silence and sits on the other side of the bench.

It’s big enough for more than two people to fit between them anyways. maybe Sae won’t talk-

“Kaiser.”

Ah, fuck. Never mind.

Kaiser turns his head to look at him, both their breaths making clouds in the cold air.

This really isn’t Sae's thing. They're acquaintances at best. But he’s already tried flirting with you, and you didn’t budge. So maybe he’s a little desperate. “Would you let me have her for a night?”

“Excuse me? what the fuck is your problem?” Kaiser cusses him out immediately. “You really got the fucking balls to ask for a night with my girlfriend?”

Sae almost regrets asking, not because it made him mad but because it’s such a hassle to deal with him this way. But then Kaiser goes quiet.

That’s strange. That’s different.

Kaiser flips his phone in his hands. And Sae almost misses it, but he swears he says-

“i’ll talk to her.”

His phone glows as he taps something into it, and then he’s gone.

~

Of course, Kaiser has rules for this. But Sae isn’t listening to a word he says, can’t be listening. Not when you’re sitting perched on the bed looking up at Kaiser with those eyes. The fact that you’re dressed in a little pajama set makes it so much sweeter, almost has his dick growing right there.

“Are you listening?” Kaiser snaps.

“Yeah, got it.”

[yanderes-galore]

May I request for a romantic Pav concept, with Kaiser's Daughter!Darling, where Kaiser is also a platonic yandere for his daughter, please? Both of them are from Fear & Hunger 2: Termina. If you're uncomfortable with writing for Kaiser that's alright, feel free to just do Pav. Thank you! And go ahead and dm if you need more details ^^

If I'm correct, Kaiser is just an Ascended Le'garde as The Yellow King. So I am going based on that for this. I'm still VERY new to F&H so I apologize if lore or something is off! I hope you like it-

Yandere! Pavel Yudin with Kaiser's Daughter! Darling

(Including Platonic! Kaiser, AU without three day timer/tweaked for plot purposes)

Pairing: Romantic (Pavel)/Platonic (Kaiser)

Possible Trigger Warnings: Female Darling, Obsession, Stalking, Manipulation, Violence, Overprotective behavior, Murder/Attempted murder, Toxic companionship, Dark themes, Very brief passing mention of intimacy.

In terms of your backstory you'd probably be one of the contestants in Termina's strange festival.

You most likely are not aware of your bloodline or anything like that.

So you have no idea that you're related to Le'garde/Kaiser or The Girl.

Far as you know your home life has been as normal as it can be.

Yet some sort of fate has brought you here, yeah?

Pavel, or just Pav, is also a contestant whose goal is primarily just to stick a bullet in the Kaiser's skull.

I can't find much on their personalities but from interactions I have an idea.

Pav is cunning and cruel due to his intentions.

For the most part he doesn't want to get involved with anyone, only making it a goal to make it to the Kaiser.

He'd come across you at times but for the most part leave you alone if you don't deserve his wrath.

Like you, he doesn't know anything of your origins.

The Kaiser, on the other hand, knows you.

Some sort of fate has brought you to him.

The daughter who has not surpassed him like The Girl, you are still mortal and unaware of his existence.

The Kaiser still seems to have strong powers due to the fact he can ruin Pav from a distance.

I imagine he still cares for his other daughter greatly and oversees your progress through the festival.

If something appears to threaten you, it strangely dies from seemingly an action too quick for you to process.

Kaiser believes there's a reason you're back here with him around the same time, so he'll make sure you make it to meet him one way or another.

What's troubling is Pav's growing interest in you.

Pav has seen you around and mostly left you alone until you save him somehow.

Kaiser can still strike him down before disappearing, yet maybe after you save him in an AU from canon, Pav takes more interest?

It's that or some sort of alteration from that.

Pav begins to drift around you after you prevent him from dying.

You've given him another chance at slaying Kaiser.

At first he's hostile and upset at you, he never asked to be saved.

Yet you still appear to be patient, asking him of his past and how he is.

At first it all makes him annoyed.

Yet it all begins to grow on him the longer he's around you.

It feels... admittedly... a bit nice that you did such a thing.

Such behavior will quickly be punished in a land such as this.

Such a fact is something Kaiser also knows.

He understands the idea of wanting to change something, even in this current state.

It sort of frustrates Kaiser that you saved Pav.

However he can't blame your empathetic to help humanity.

Kaiser just wishes you chose your allies more... wisely.

Pav admittedly can't stop hovering around your location.

He tells himself he shouldn't, he has better things to do.

But instead he watches you, like he can't get enough of your presence.

He's another one to look out for you.

A bullet is gifted to any creature attacking... forcefully.

So not only is a God watching over you, a soldier of said Kaiser is also around.

You're in better hands than most other contestants.

Pav doesn't talk to you much and Kaiser prefers to silently watch you.

Whenever you encounter Kaiser you feel... wary yet comforted?

You aren't sure why but the aura feels both new and familiar, a sign this person is much more than man.

You don't want to go closer to him yet there's a supernatural calling to it.

You ignore it as best you can.

Pav would give you supplies to survive the festival when he finds you, Internally thankful you're still here.

Conversation is brief and quick, but he always seems to have a soft look in his eyes.

Pav is definitely not a yandere completely out in the open.

He isn't going to be all over you.

He isn't overly affectionate, he's a weathered man.

Even if he somehow showed his obsession, he isn't very skilled with it.

He's lost his whole family and only really knows bloodshed.

The fact he still has such a passionate feeling towards you is surprising.

It's also intense, even if not entirely visible.

He'd mostly be one to watch but offers to stick by you under the excuse of finding Kaiser.

Speaking of which, back to Kaiser.

Kaiser wants to take you in and prevent the area from changing you, even if it isn't possible.

Fate may be dark and twisted but it's brought you to him.

If he has to slay Pav to have such a thing happen he doesn't mind.

The man seems desperate to die anyways.

Here's some things to think about, if Pav ever did try to hold or kiss you to show romantic attraction, the normally at peace Kaiser is furious.

It's worse if anything even remotely Sylvian happened between you, regardless on if you love Pav back truly or wanted a fling.

I have I feeling this sort of situation only has one outcome.

Pav cannot kill Kaiser, the God is quick to overwhelm him no matter the scenario.

A simple gun shot to Kaiser's body will not end him, many have tried.

Although, he is thankful that the man has kept you safe up until this point.

Pav would feel a bit betrayed at the fact Kaiser is your father.

Even if you didn't know it

Despite this, Pav still holds strong feelings towards you due to his obsession.

He wants to kill the Kaiser even more now that he knows he plans to take you away.

Pav keeping you away from your father enrages Kaiser.

Pav has caught himself imagining some sort of life with you at times, even if it is not possible here.

He promises himself to kill the one who wants to take you away... even more so due to their past.

However, no matter how intense Pav is as a yandere, Kaiser will win.

In canon, Pav can never kill Kaiser alone.

Even when he brings you along to encounter Kaiser, or you meet together by chance, Kaiser has already decided the man's fate.

Pav yells at the "man" that he'll kill him.

No matter the weapon, he'll find a way.

You're meant to be with Pav as his wife....

Kaiser's patience wears thin.

This match up feels underwhelming as Kaiser would quickly plunge a blade into Pav's still healing chest.

This mortal does not deserve to have his daughter.

It only angers him that Pav could have done defiled you.

You belong here, with your father.

Pav's fate was going to happen eventually... it's about time you meet yours too. It's funny that he thought he had a chance after meeting you here.

Your father has been waiting for you... why don't you properly greet him?

[ode2rin]

✧˚ · . 【BLUE LOCK MASTERLIST】

↳ ITOSHI RIN ༉‧₊

fragile hearts and frantic minds [700+ wc | angst] it's all me, just don't go [1k+ wc | fluff | hurt/comfort] clingy!rin [600+ wc | fluff] all of you, all of me intertwined [1.4k+ wc | fluff | a bit of hurt/comfort] petty!rin [1k+ wc | fluff] good to me [1.3k+ wc | fluff | a bit suggestive] all my love [1.8k+ wc | fluff | a bit suggestive] worth it [1k+ wc | fluff | implied bffs to lovers] all my flaws [2k+ wc | post-argument | suggestive] my name is whatever you decide [1k+ wc | fluff | implied bffs to lovers]

unfinished business [excerpts]

all wrongs i love you, it's ruining my life

↳ MIKAGE REO ༉‧₊

can you see right through me? [2.1k wc | fluff] by design, you became mine [3k+ wc | fluff | high school romance] hold on to me [1.3k+ wc | hurt/comfort | fluff] board games [500+ wc | fluff] only for tonight [700+ wc | suggestive | forbidden romance] it's the same thing [700+ wc | fluff] your tequila lips is my idea of luxury [4.1k+ wc | college au | fluff] i know, so i can't [drabble | highschool setting | reo fluff & nagi angst]

↳ ITOSHI SAE ༉‧₊

delicate [200+ wc | fluff | slightly suggestive] credit card [700+ wc | fluff] please [300+ wc | angst] home is where you are [1.4k+ wc | fluff] and i do, promise [1.5k+ wc | fluff] right to you [1.2k+ wc | light angst to fluff] petty!sae [1.6k+ wc | fluff]

↳ CHIGIRI HYOMA ༉‧₊

behind you [600+ wc | angst | pining] slowly yours [1.2k+ wc | comfort part 2 of the one above ^]

↳ MICHAEL KAISER ༉‧₊

last time [800+ wc | angst] better man [800+ wc | angst | part 2 of the one above ^] WAG cheers [1k+ wc | fluff | slightly suggestive]

💭 more blue lock fics in [the supercut of us: milestone event]

© ODE2RIN 2023. do not plagiarise, repost, or translate any of my works on here or any other websites.

[unknown-lifeform]

Please… please I would love to hear about your ygo gx thoughts bc I’ve missed hearing about that show…

GX was so good so fucking good, it's my favorite out of the ygo spinoffs that I've watched (5d's and ArcV), it's got so many good characters and it even has a good and satisfying ending, I'm about to be so incoherent in these ramblings

Judai is a great character, he's not my favorite character out of the show but I still love him. Good boy who was so hopeful and friendly (to hide all the trauma) and then ended up having more horrific trauma and having to relearn how to be hopeful and friendly (but in a more genuine way, not simply repressing things as he used to). 10/10 would hug

With my fave being Yubel which you might guess. They were the og problematic fave. I remember being 10 and watching this dragon ruining things for everyone else like hm. I think this may awake a lot of things in me. And I watched the dub as a kid, where they are depicted as a woman, then I found out they are genderqueer in the original version and I was like even more in love. They just have all the things I love. Queer. Dramatic. Obsessive evil bastard. Mental health issue. Dragon.

And there's so many other quality characters. Steve Irwin with a whole crocodile and a magic eye whose powers are never actually elaborated upon at any point. Burned out former straight A student who did what everyone in academia eventually wishes aka become a BDSM emo and start electrocuting people. A dude who is also a dinosaur through a plot twist even Jurassic Park would never dream of. This show was throwing all the wildest concepts at us and it was fucking beautiful

But like. The thing is. Yes the character concepts were wild. Yes you had to employ a lot of suspension of disbelief at times even for a ygo show. But the character development was also so so good? And not just for the main character and maybe one or two other guys, but so many got their development! Manjoume, Shou and Kaiser, Asuka, they all got their season four spotlight to see their new goals, and even side characters like O'Brian got their small moments. Seeing them all go their ways was so beautiful

Ships are also damn good. Judai/Yubel/Johan polycule is very good. Also I can't get over the fact that this gay throuple is technically kind of canon in a very fucked up way. Most of the couples ygo wants you to ship are the hint hint nudge nudge flavor of straight shonen couples that never gets too explicit, but then GX season 3 gives you love triangle between two guys and one's guy genderqueer jealous ex who is also a dragon. Insane

Other good ships: Judai/Manjoume (hell yeah rivals), Edo/Kaiser (hell YEAH rivals), O'Brian/Jim (hunk boyfriends), Jim/Kenzan (fossil boyfriends), actually can we go for the ultimate muscle and ship O'Brian/Jim/Kenzan? But yes lots of shipping potential

Anyways it's kind of annoying there isn't a lot for GX on ao3, or at least there wasn't last I checked. There is so much fic potential. Maybe ffnet might have more, it usually does for old fandoms, but ffnet's interface frustrates me. Plus the fact that GX was kind of badly received, what with being the first spinoff, might have just cut out the number of fanworks even later on

It really is a pity tho that GX was unpopular at first. It's a really good series, it's almost a bit too goofy at first but the change in tone in later seasons is great, plus fitting too considering that it is a kind of coming age thing, all these high schoolers starting out full of hope and naivety and then getting trauma for it. The fact that it's also the only spinoff that has strong ties to DM gives it so much potential. I mean, does Manjoume's family have any particular ties to Kaiba corp? Which and how many of the GX kids would one day meet Yugi, or the rest of the DM gang? What if Judai on his travels ends up meeting people like the Ishtars? For that matter, did the Ishtars know about the multiple dimensions or the Supreme King? Because if anyone from DM was going to be aware of all the things we discover in GX, it would have been them

What if Seto Kaiba and Hell Kaiser got in a fist fight what then

I just love GX so much

[higuchimon]

[fanfic] What’s Mine Is Mine:  Chapter 3

Hikari steeled herself, eyes flicking over to Nefertimon, wanting to get on her back and get out of there instead of talking to the Kaiser. The last time they’d crossed paths hadn’t ended well for Ichijouji and she didn’t doubt he wanted to say a few biting words.

Well, let him. She could handle whatever mockery he threw her way.

What he did was hold up an Evil Spiral and smile in that way of his that sent chills down all the spines around him.

And then he looked up at Nefertimon.

“No!” She reached her hand as if she could grab it from him. He stood too far from her, though, and there were a couple of other Digimon behind him to play bodyguard.

But he stopped and looked down at her, smiling still.

“What is your problem?” The Kaiser taunted. “I do this to all the Digimon. Why should yours be anything special?”

Tension rippled all through Hikari’s shoulders and spine. “Where’s Andromon?” She demanded instead. “What did you do to him?”

“I just told you what I do to all Digimon. Do you really need to know anything else?”

He didn’t throw the Spiral but he kept it close to hand. “Really, there’s not much that I want from you: not yet, anyway. But soon you’re going to have to make a decision, and I wanted to let you know what you should decide on.”

Hikari shook her head. “Could you make some sense, please?” She wanted to get her partner back and go see what was up with the others.

“You’ll understand it soon enough. But this is what you need to know: give me what I want. Give me what’s mine.” He toyed a little with the Spiral. “Because if you don’t give me what I want, then I’ll take what’s most precious to you away and you’ll never, ever see it again.”

“What is it that you want?” Hikari wasn’t inclined to give it to him, whatever it was. Knowing what it would mean that she could protect it. Or him or her. She wasn’t going to rule out anything. This was the Kaiser. He could want anything or anyone.

“I’ve already told you what I’m going to for now.” Kaiser flicked his hand and the Spiral vanished. “Don’t forget what I’ve said. What will happen after this is entirely up to you.” The side of his mouth quirked. “Which means all the blame of it will be on you as well.”

Hikari shook her head even more. “This is you just playing games!”

“That much is true. But you have a hand in it as well. You did from the first time you stood up against me.”

Kaiser leaped up and back, landing on one of his AirDramon. “We’ll see each other again soon.”

Hikari’s eyes widened and she stumbled forward, confused and jittery and terrified all in one horrible lump in her stomach. Only when she saw those Digimon who’d cornered Nefertimon soaring away did she have any real idea of what to do next, which was to hurry over to her right away.

“Are you all right?”

“Yes. They didn’t do anything except keep me away from you.” Nefertimon nuzzled against her for a few seconds. “What happened? I couldn’t hear him.”

Hikari bit her lip. “I’m not even sure of what happened. He said something about ‘making a decision’ and ‘giving him what’s his’. He didn’t make a lot of sense.”

Nefertimon snorted. “He never does. Let’s go find the others.”

Hikari scrambled up onto her back and took a firm grip. She couldn’t help but look around to make certain there wasn’t any sign of the Kaiser before they headed off.

What is he up to? Why did he target me? Had it just been luck? The only one of them to be alone right now?

That didn’t feel right. This felt personal, in a way that not many of their other encounters did.

Maybe I should ask Daisuke. He’s had to deal with the Kaiser alone before.

A rush of images filled her mind. Daisuke, with a cold and refusing to admit it. Daisuke, facing up to the Kaiser while sick. Daisuke, with the Kaiser’s whip wrapped around him, struggling.

Herself, getting there just in time to help Daisuke get away, and the furious eyes of the Kaiser turning on her.

“Come on, Nefertimon, let’s bet back to the others! I think the Kaiser's going after Daisuke again!”

She could be wrong, but she didn’t think she was. I should’ve known he wouldn’t give up that easily.

She still didn’t understand how this all tied into Andromon or why Kaiser had wrecked the city so thoroughly, but that could be worked out later. Instead, she kept searching for Daisuke, worried over what he could be dealing with.

Even without the Kaiser there were still plenty of his slaves in the city ruins and they were doing a great job protecting the Dark Towers and fighting off the Chosen. One Tower was nothing but rubble now, but with the other one still there, the Chosen hadn’t made as much progress as Hikari hoped.

What if he didn’t really leave anyway? What if he’s just out of sight?

Hikari couldn’t shake that feeling once it occurred to her. This whole thing was a trap and it slowly closed around them.

To Be Continued

Notes: I assume you can guess what Kaiser wants. It’s not like I’m making a secret out of it. Do I ever?

[sociopath-analysis]

Sociopath Profile: DCAU Joker

Pre-acid dip appearance pictured on right Real name: Unkown Alias: Jack Napier Appearances: Batman: the Animated Series (1992-1995), Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993), The New Batman Adventures (1996-1997), Superman: the Animated Series (1996-2000),  Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (2000), Justice League (2001-2004), Static Shock (2000-2004), Justice League Unlimited (2004-2007) Voiced by Mark Hamill

One of the most iconic and defining portrayals of the Joker in the modern age. Even on a show geared towards children, he was still the same murderous sociopath he has always been known as. No punches being held back. (Literally sometimes.) And where exactly do we begin?

[SPOILERS BELOW; SPOILER-FREE VERSION HERE]

Let’s start with the fact that he has a complete lack of empathy for others. He obviously disregards the feelings of others by murdering them wantonly for shits and giggles. Many times, after killing someone, he moves on pretty quickly. After sending Sid Debris in a coffin plunging into a vat of acid, he immediately asks Harley and his henchmen if they want Chinese food.

There are many points where he sees people as nothing more than tools to be used and discarded. One example of this is what he does with Charlie Collins. He keeps tabs on him even through him moving and changing his name and forces him to do a favor for him while threatening his family. Why? Charlie cussed him out in traffic for cutting him off! It shouldn’t be that surprising that he’d torment the man for two years over something so simple. And he still planned to kill him after doing the favor (which was holding open a door for one of his plans).

This is one of the more disturbing aspects about the Joker. He can be so obsessively petty that he doesn’t differentiate between grand scale villainy and small petty villainy. Anything is worthy of either response. It’s the reason why Harley only got thrown out in “Harley and Ivy” for inadvertently disrespecting him and Charlie had been stalked and tracked down for two years as a way to torment him in “Joker’s Favor” all because he cussed him out in traffic. He takes any chance to make a darkly comedic joke at the expense of other people’s lives. Just look at his answering machine:

The Joker: (laughs) Boy, did you get a wrong number. Leave your message at the sound of the shriek. Man’s voice: No! Please! Don’t! (shrieks)

Even before he fell in the acid as shown in Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, he has shown signs of sociopathy. He kills Carl Beaumont and walks away with a smile on his face as Andrea mourns her recently dead father. Also in that movie, he shows no remorse as Andrea is about to murder him. The way he sees it, he is either going to be killed by Batman or his lover, a joke so good that he can’t help but laugh.

However, he still makes every bit of the showman that he is in the comics. The man can be very polite and affable on the surface even while threatening other people. He’s got a lot of charisma despite his insanity and he uses it both for his grandiose performances and to manipulate other people.

Harley is also one of the more prominent examples of him being manipulative. He could sense that Harleen was drawn to him for his extreme personality and knew she was a bit of a glory-seeker. So he decided to use that and her naivety to pull her closer and then give a sob-story about an abusive alcoholic dad. And she ate it up. And as Batman notes to Harley, he’s got a million of those stories. He’ll use them to drum up sympathy for an escape or just to mess with people.

And he still remains as sadistic as ever. One very big show of this is Joker-gas. While the network wouldn’t let him actually kill people, the showrunners retained his Joker-gas with the removal of its lethal intent. Effectively, this manages to be worse than if it killed them since people will laugh uncontrollably until they get an antidote or they literally laugh themselves to death which will take much longer.

One of his most famous crimes is torturing Tim Drake into becoming a mini-Joker for his and Harley’s “family.” And even worse, he implanted a microchip into Tim’s head so that he would be able to come back posthumously. He effectively wiped Tim’s personality to put his own in his place. That really shows how little he cares about other people. Tim was nothing more than a new body to hijack and use for his own benefit.

Later on in Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker, he plans to hijack a military satellite armed with defense guns in order to carve a smiley face into Gotham City! Even after being resurrected with a computer chip, he doesn’t even slow down with his old personality.

And if you think you can control him, you have to be crazier than he is. Honestly, whenever he goes out working for other people on jobs, the Joker always goes off the leash or causes some problems that his employer didn’t expect. Lex Luthor and Sal Valestra learned this the hard way. In “World’s Fines,” Lex tried to hire him to kill Superman, but when he didn’t produce results, he tried to have the Joker killed instead. This proved to be a terrible mistake. And Sal Valestra ended up getting murdered.

And his rage issues are also one thing that makes him a very dangerous individual. You never really know what could set him off. Sometimes, the biggest mistakes will only earn you a stern talking to. And minor things can often result in killing his employees at best and full-scale mass murder at worst. He really doesn’t take it well when Mayor Hill on TV called Batman a villain as bad as him. His response was to go to his son Jordan’s birthday party, dress up as the birthday clown, and rig the place to blow!

He also has a very grandiose sense of self-worth that is evidenced by a few things. One thing is that he’s very narcissistic in general. When Harley calls him in “Harley and Ivy,” he picks up a hand mirror to admire his own reflection. And the reason he kicked her out in the first place is that she inadvertently undermined his contributions to the gang by agreeing with his facetious comment about her running the gang better. The worst of it is when she almost kills Batman in Mad Love. He knocks her out of a three-story window for getting closer to killing Batman. In fact, Bats used his ego to save his life. Something that makes him fly into a rage.

“I knew your massive ego would never allow anyone else the ‘honor’ of killing me. Though I have to admit she came closer than you ever did… Puddin’.” - Batman

The Joker also has many actions that are driven by his intense need for attention. He makes so many plans and makes so many actions just because they took attention from him or they took advantage of his image. “The Laughing Fish” is the most egregious example of this. He tries to trademark his fish when that literally is not how trademarks work! He basically threatens people’s lives just to profit off of his stupid laughing fish. (It was a stupid idea! We all know it was!) “Joker’s Wild” shows him being very angry with Kameron Kaiser making a casino using his image, something Kaiser was banking on so that the Joker could blow up the place and he could take the insurance money. When the Joker finds out, he just decides to kill Kaiser instead.

His ego and desire for a grand defeat of the Batman is one thing that Charlie Collins uses to scare the everloving crap out of the Joker. Charlie uses a fake bomb to make him believe that he’ll take the one dream the Joker ever had: a grand showdown with the Dark Knight. Instead, he was going to die there in some dirty alleyway at the hands of some worthless nobody. It scares him so much that he ends up calling out to Batman for help. (And the scene has to be seen to be believed.) But it shows that when something he wants is on the line, he’ll be calling for help at a moments notice. But he will still not spare the same sympathy for the lives he ruins and ends.

And it’s used against him once again by Terry McGinnis. He goes after him specifically where it hurts: his comedic prowess. Or rather, his supposed lack thereof. Terry becomes the natural enemy of the comedian, the heckler, and goes after the fact that he’s never made Batman laugh or never really told a good joke in his criminal career. This absolutely infuriates him.

It’s really no surprise that he manages to be one of the most monstrous villains in the whole of the DCAU (if not the most).

More Joker

[digimonadventuretimelines]

[06- Space-Time Travel Here We Go!!]

Daichi stood in the emptiness, trying to understand how would he travel back to the past and tell Taichi or Ken about the enemies going after Daisuke. But… He had no idea what should he do next.

Til… his digivice’s screen began to shine. The light had been redirected to Natsu’s pendant and it reflected into infinite rays of light, showing then many doors in the white void.

“What the heck!?”

“Daichi, language.”

“What’s going on here!? Why those doors looking like the same and without labels!?”

She couldn’t know how to explain to the boy about the gimmicks of that dimension. But it’s like a video-game’s HUB. That would’ve been the best answer for Daichi’s question though…

“I dunno!” she answered “I… I never had done any kind of space-time leap before!!”

“This dimension connects to each world and their time” Clavis Angemon approached from the trio “Every change results in a new door, or the end of it.”

“Wait, what!?” Ulforce blinked “So… the thing about altering the past can erase a world is not a hoax!?”

“Do you REALLY think, Ulforce!?” Natsu hissed “Of course it is!”

“Ok” the boy babbled “But how do you know where are you going if all of those doors are the same and there’s no labels on them!? What if you accidentally get lost here!?”

“... We use instinct.”

Daichi took a deep breathe. He wanted to give more criticism to how that place had been built, but he had no time to waste. Instinct huh? He looked at the doors and walked to the first he found to be the right choice.

“Ok… here we go.”

And he opened the door.

  “Hurry up, Miyako!” Takeru called the girl “We need to rescue the digimon from the Kaiser!”

“I’m going, I’m going!” she was in a rush, coming right after the young boy. Iori was also with her, and Hikari was with Tailmon already and in a fight “Geez why can’t that brat let us enjoy the Digital World at least once!?”

“We’re not here on vacations, Miyako” Iori responded with a frown “We need to protect the innocent digimon.”

[Summer of 2002]

“Hikari is in trouble!” Patamon came quickly “Hurry up and evolve us, guys!”

“N-now!?” she gasped “Ok, Hawkmon… Digimental Up!”

“Armadimon! Digimental Up!”

“Patamon! Digimental Up!”

When they were going towards the battle… something fell from the skies and hit the bushes of that area. It called the trio’s attention and they stopped.

“Ouch…” Daichi massaged his head “I wasn’t expecting to open a portal in the midair…!”

“Uh, kid… your clothes…” Ulforce commented “they changed.”

“Huh??”

It wasn’t a big change, but now Daichi had the addition of a long blazer and a red scarf with flame stamps, the orange drawing the format of the flames and the yellow forming their colors.

“Better you hide the goggles” Natsu muttered “I sense someone coming!”

And with a nod, Daichi hid the goggles under the scarf. Maybe that new attire would be useful from now on. However… Where are they? Seemed to be in the DigiWorld, but something was… odd?

“Over there!” the group heard a feminine voice approaching and then they met… “Huh? Motomiya what are you doing here!?”

She looked like his mother. No, he was pretty sure that girl was Miyako in her Elementary School days. But… was she mistaking him with his father?!

“Um… I’m not him” Daichi was a bit panicked, and her facial expression was pure rage “I swear, don’t… Wait, you said ‘Motomiya’ instead?” he blinked.

“Are you joking!?” Miyako squinted “You’re trying to deceive me, right?”

“I’m not!” the panic intensified.

“Hey please don’t go accusing him!” Natsu snorted “Whatever Daisuke had done to you, you can't go and claim another child looking alike him is the culprit!”

“Who are you?” Miyako asked “And why is V-mon looking like--”

“And he’s not the same V-mon you know!”

“Ma’am, my name’s Ulforce please” Ulforce replied with an annoyed tone.

“Hmm…” she fixed her glasses “If you were him, there would’ve been a trouble.”

“Huh?” the trio exclaimed.

“Too much to explain, please stay here for a while. We have to beat a certain Ichijouji Ken and his horde of brainwashed minions.”

“O-Ok…”

She left, and they looked at each other for a while. What did she mean with that? As Natsu recorded, Daisuke was part of the new generation of Chosen Children against the heartless Digimon Kaiser. But why would’ve been a problem if Daichi were Daisuke?

“I think that’s not the right world” Ulforce looked around “Like, wouldn’t your dad and his partner be with their group?”

“... I want to investigate it” and he got up from the ground.

“Wait! You can’t!” Natsu gently grabbed Daichi’s wrist “You can’t take part of those events or they will change the course of the story!”

“We won’t join the fight” he looked at her “we will just discover where is mr. Daisuke. We will… Spy on him.”

  “Stop, Digimon Kaiser!” Hikari shouted, flying on Nefertimon to escape from Tyrannomon’s attacks. She was expecting for the backup and Taichi was still taking too much time to come with support.

“Stop?” the silhouette of a human kid said “Why should I? It’s easier to accept defeat, Yagami Hikari.”

“I won’t! neither my brother and our group! Your days of brainwashing digimons are going to end today!”

Ken laughed, at this point Daichi-Natsu-Ulforce were watching the whole scene in some blind spot of the forest region. Okay, who are those two-- Wait, more people are coming!!

Daichi now saw Shurimon, Pegasusmon and Digmon approaching from the battlefield. He still didn’t recognize those children but Miyako. The mystery was Daisuke’s whereabouts, which kept the three intrigued. Just a few seconds later, Daichi felt something behind him and met…

“Huh, who are you three!?”

“Aaa, Daisuke it’s you!” Natsu smiled, “They need your help! Don’t mind of us! We’re just… passing by hahaha!”

That Daisuke was odd: he was wearing a Lighdramon-based armor. Not wearing goggles as well. He shrugged, and glanced at V-mon behind him.

“Let’s go, we need a job to do”

“I don’t think--”

“Please, I will give you the sweets you want.”

To Daichi, that somehow wasn’t the same very endearing relationship he had seen through years between Daisuke and Vee. It was… What made Daichi realize what was going on.

Daisuke and V-mon left, going to the battle and…

“No wait, this can’t be real!” Daichi shook his head, eyes closed during the action “No no NO!”

“What’s wrong kid!?” Ulforce gasped.

“This isn’t the right place! Even when I wasn’t aware of my parents being the heroes of the tales… I could notice how my father and Vee were with each other! It’s like something is…”

“D-Daichi, look!!”

He couldn’t believe it.

“Why is he fighting them!?” Ulforce exclaimed “Weren’t he part of the group against the Digimon Kaiser!?”

“He was!” Natsu was shocked just like the other two “It makes no sense… B-but… I felt it the instance Miyako was angry at you Daichi.”

“We need to stop them!” Daichi clenched his fist “Natsu, we need to intervene!”

“No, you will destroy this world if you do that!”

“He might being controlled by the Kaiser! We need to save him!”

“... Right” she replied with a nod “But don’t let them discover your identity. Please.”

“Scan… DigiRune!” [ Scan completed]

“Load… Evolution!”

V-mon evolve! XV-mon!

“You won’t beat us!” Miyako shouted “Shurimon, give your best!”

“While Miyako and I distract them, go after the Dark Tower” Iori told Hikari and Takeru. The angelic duo nodded and flew on their partners to the Dark Tower.

“You won’t surrender?” Ken smirked “Then… How about we capture you and your pitiful group of ‘heroes’ Inoue Miyako?”

“Heh, try to catch us then…” she replied with some sarcasm “Those hurting the digimon won’t escape! Shurimon no-- WHAT IS THAT!?”

XV-mon invaded the fight and grabbed Fladramon. Iori took that opportunity and ordered Digmon to aim at Tyrannomon’s Evil Ring. 

“What is that digimon doing Motomiya!?” the Kaiser wasn’t happy.

“I… I don’t know!? Oi! Fladramon, kick them out!!”

Fladramon tried to get free from Ulforce’s arms, but wasn’t strong enough for that. Then, the armored digimon had the brilliant idea of setting himself on fire. That definitely worked as XV-mon couldn’t keep holding Fladramon without getting burnt.

“Ulforce!!” Daichi yelled “Try to knock him out!”

“Huh… Are you sure??”

“Who are you!?” Fladramon asked “Don’t mess with us!!”

“You’re doing a bad thing, kiddo! Please snap out of it!”

“Doing a…? Are you sure?? If you don’t step away I gonna BURN you with my flames!”

“You wouldn’t do that with someone of your own species will you?”

 “Go away!” the other yelled.

“Why the heck are you doing!?” Daisuke hissed “You’re ruining our job, kiddo!”

“Ulforce!” Daichi kept giving commands and ignoring Daisuke’s complaints “Use X-Laser on him, but control your strength!”

“That meddling insect is ruining our plans, Motomiya” Ken couldn’t accept that at all, why that Daisuke-clone-like child was there stopping their strategy against the insolent Chosen Children!? “Do something!”

“All you do is to give me orders, huh!?” Daisuke pouted, “Fine fine, I will stop him… By force.”

“By force!?” Natsu gasped “Daichan, we need to get out of here!”

“But why?”

Daisuke surprised them by tackling Daichi, shoving him to the dirt that fast Daichi couldn’t see him coming. But that wasn’t the most terrifying thing to happen: Daisuke had somehow a Lighdramon-motif glaive in one hand and pointed at Daichi’s head.

“STOP!” Natsu panicked.

“Tell your digimon to stop messing with our plans, now!”

Daichi didn’t expect to be in that same situation in which his father tries to murder him. Natsu couldn’t use her powers and call the attention of those kids, but she wished to create a shield around Daichi right now.

“Did ya hear me, kid!?” Daisuke gritted his teeth “Tell your digimon to retreat, NOW!”

“Please… Don’t hurt him” Natsu was scared, yet unable to do anything to protect Daichi. She hated to imagine Daisuke, the Daisuke she knows, being completely disappointed with her for that mistake, “Please, I beg you…!”

“Huh?” he looked at her, frowning “I’m not hurting hi-- ACK!”

Miyako definitely came and threw a punch at Daisuke, making him drop the glaive on the ground plus fall away from him.

“You bully!” Miyako screamed “How dare you attack an innocent child!?”

Daichi kept in silence, still in shock. Iori approached and helped him to get up.

“Are you okay?” and asked him “Miyako, we need to keep them busy. Takeru and Hikari will free this area in…”

A huge explosion was heard. When they all looked to the direction it came from, the tower standing in the background went down.

“... This exact moment.”

“HEY NOT FAIR!” Daisuke protested “This kid messed with all of our plans! I demand y’all to reconstruct the tower and fight us again!”

“Enough, Motomiya” Ken’s voice was heard from the top of the Airdramon “Let’s retreat! You will pay for this, you insects!”

“Retreat!? No freakin’ way I gonna--” Fladramon grabbed him and then on Airdramon “AAA LET ME GO-- I MEAN DON’T LET ME GO!! I-- YOU’RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS YOU MEANIES!!”

“Oh he’s still the same” Natsu blinked.

“Huh? What do you mean with that?” Miyako looked at her “Didn’t I tell you three to wait there?”

“I think it’s okay to say it to them, right?” Daichi mused “We’re from another world.”

“From another world…?” Miyako and Iori repeated in unison.

[probablygoodrpgideas]

Since you all loved the Lich Queen and her ex-wife, here is their story!

Bonifatia

Born 13/4 10000 BT

Bonifatia was a potato farmer in Zarn that had nothing special in life. Her parents both died when she was a teenager, she had no siblings, no friends, no lover, no nothing. Until one day, Bonifatia was 127, her local knight became a Vampire and killed everyone who didn’t manage to escape. Bonifatia was turned into a Vampire Spawn. She served the evil vampire for many years.

Hildegard

Born 12/3 10000 BT

Hildegard was the daughter of the local knight of Oifacburg. In that time, Okery wasn’t a unified nation yet, and Oifacburg was simply the biggest town in the region. She and her brother both studied magic, and they were both amazing at it. Like, really amazing. Her brother was older than her so she didn’t expect to ever rule and went adventuring instead. She didn’t have a permanent party, but she did have some people that helped her from time to time. All of that would change on the fateful

08/27 9430 BT

Hildegard decided to slay the vampire that ruled the small village Zarn with an iron fist. She went into the castle and got attacked by Vampire Spawn. But they were no match for the powerful wizard. She got to the Vampire Lord who began to fear for his unlife. He hoped that maybe he could increase his odds of survival if he turned all of his spawn into proper vampires who have much more fighting power after all. So he let one of them drink from his blood. But these few seconds were enough for Hildegard to turn the helpless Vampire into dust. With him, all of the Vampire Spawn vanished. Except for the one that got to drink the blood of the Vampire seconds before. This new Vampire Lord looked at her liberator and fell in love instantly. “My name is Bonifatia. I am pleased to meet you” she said quietly, and also a bit scared. Hildegard knew that this woman wasn’t a ruthless tyrant, at least not yet, and so decided to spare her life. They talked for a while. Hildegard, who never knew love in her 369 years of walking the material plane, fell in love with this woman in one evening.

The next morning, Bonifatia made herself the new knight of Zarn. The villagers first thought this wouldn’t change much, just one Vampire tyrant to the next, but she asked the villagers to her castle so they could draft a code of laws together. The villagers were surprised by this. They agreed that Bonifatia would protect the people of Zarn for a tenth of their monthly income, the usual knight stuff. They also agreed that Bonifatia could request up to 3 people every week to drink blood from, but she was not allowed to kill them in the process. This would allow her to keep living as a Vampire without having to kill anyone. She was also allowed to completely drain anyone she sentenced to death, making them her Spawn. Of course, the villagers would be extra careful about unnecessary death sentences.

Bonifatia and Hildegard decided to marry. This was probably a rushed decision, they hadn’t even known each other for a day yet. But so they traveled back to Oifacburg, to request the approval of Hildegard’s parents. When they arrived there, they found Hildegard’s parents to be very ill, on the verge of death. They thought it was weird their daughter wanted to marry a vampire, but they knew how smart she was so they gave her blessing. Before the two could actually marry, the parents died. Then, Hildegard’s brother surprised her: He didn’t want to become a knight, he wanted to open a school so he could teach magic to other people. Hildegard accepted to take the position instead of him, and so he could open the University of Oifacburg.  Too late, Hildegard realized that this could bring ruin to her town. She was married to a Vampire, and most people believed Vampires to be inherently evil. She wasn’t afraid of any individual, she, her brother and Hildegard together were (and still are) capable of killing almost anyone who would dare to oppose them. But in the south, two of the first nations of the world had recently formed. The Empire of Nar’Adsch and the Empire of Oozridge. They had armies, and these armies could kill Bonifatia. But Hildegard had a plan. She wanted to unite the villages of Okery to become a nation.

Hildegard didn’t want to create an Empire like the Basguri or the Dragon-Kaiser. She lived her whole life under a system where the people of a village swear their allegiance to a knight and get protection and governing in exchange for a percentage of their income. Hildegard wanted to implement this system on a higher scale. The knights should swear allegiance to her, their Queen, and get protection and governing in exchange for a percentage of their income. Also, they would have a large group of other knights they could rely on should an emergency arise.

It took them almost 20 years to convince all the knights of Okery to swear allegiance to Hildegard. Some of them saw the benefits of uniting under one banner, some of them refused, so she killed them and replaced them with people loyal to her. After Okery was united, Hildegard realized that she needed second-in-commands, ruling all of these knights at once would be too much for her. So she made two knights her “Major Knights”. These knights would each rule over all knights within their region while still serving Queen Hildegard. The first major knight was the knight of Magdfurt, the second one was supposed to be Bonifatia, but she declined. She was contempt with ruling her little village and helping her wife in ruling the nation. So the knight of Trar got the title instead.

And so Hildegard and Bonifatia ruled together for many happy years. When the King founded his Kingdom of Humans in the east, he modeled his governing system after Hildegard’s. He, Hildegard and Bonifatia talked a lot about government and other stuff and the three became friends. But after a few centuries, Hildegard became very sad. The King was made immortal by his people’s belief in him and Bonifatia was an immortal Vampire. It seemed as if she would die eventually, leaving her best friend and her wife behind.

But it should not come to this. Hildegard was still a very powerful wizard, and one day, a stranger knocked on her palace doors and said he could help her with her magical research. Intrigued, she let them in. The stranger revealed himself to be Micolo, god of Necromancy. He told her that he was deeply thankful, Hildegard and Bonifatia did a lot for the social acceptance of the Undead in Draxnor. For that, he would share the secrets of Lichdom with her. And so Hildegard became an immortal Lich. A few decades later, her brother discovered the Clone spell, essentially making him immortal as well. And so it came that Hildegard still rules Okery to this day, her brother leading the University, her wife leading Zarn, and her best friend leading the Kingdom. Nations around them came and went, but these four remained a staple in the history of Draxnor.

I can’t tell you how they broke up because that might be a spoiler for my campaign! Maybe you’ll find out eventually though! Hope you enjoyed reading this and remember:

It’s not 2 pages of lesbian fanfiction if it’s actually canon.