#rustypipes

[rusted-pipe-of-wisdom]

this man is so gay i swear i can smell it on him

[rusted-pipe-of-wisdom]

there's more!

remember that alternate version of you trapped in a storybook? well, they got out and live in your ship now. it's ok because you were in hell at the time.

a ghost of a botanist is trapped in a pile of rocks. you make friends with it by pouring some herbal tea onto the rocks and then beating the shit out of angry foresters.

an army of clones is trying to take over the earth. they're ruled by a flying tv with a really long neck and a pair of girlbosses. you end up sympathizing with the clones and feel bad when you have to kill them.

remember the talking cancer cells? well, they're sentient, and also taking over entire planets. some people did a cult about it.

indiana johnes hires you to rob a tomb. the tomb contains his childhood trauma.

a big point in the story is that you used to live on a generation ship that crashed into the hell dimension. turns out it's stuck in a literal hole in reality, plugging it. you get to squat in the captain's quarters, where you can have ptsd in peace.

an entire quest where your dad and your mom fight over custody, and then your dad tries to kill you.

remember the hell dimension? well, your mom stashed the moon in there, but she can't quite remember where she put it, so you have to go and fetch it for her. in the process, you also find yourself. all the while, your grandpa's pushover boytoy is hunting you for sport.

you play as a family therapist for some talking flowers. the stuff they tell you about each other makes you wish you had a therapist.

in a regular event, the surface of venus opens beneath your feet and sunny d pours out. other than yielding some rewards, this event has no impact on your gameplay.

remember the long-dead empire? well, you gotta scavenge their USB sticks so that a mean bisexual can grind them into dust.

you help a woman search for her missing husband. turns out he's literally next door. no, they don't end up together.

A non-exhaustive list of things that happen in Warframe out of context:

(Spoilers, if you can even tell what I'm talking about)

An ultracapitalist warlord is harrasing cyborg kids for a comic book. You can help the kids by pulling sick skateboard tricks. The reward is a playable magical girl (who also pulls sick skateboard tricks).

A megacorporation has made the stock exchange into a bloodsport.

Your grandad tries to corrupt a computer. The only way to stop him is by jumping into cyberspace and blasting orchestral dubstep at him.

A room on your ship has been taken over by talking cancer cells. This is entirely beneficial to you.

An autistic child figured out who the main antagonist of the universe is. Some people did a cult about it.

The Pope of Capitalism is hiding in his own pocket dimension. You fight him by throwing a disc at ghosts.

Some of the characters you play have built-in weaponry. One of them has a built-in cat.

The alternate reality version of you has been trapped in a storybook fighting a one-person rebellion against a mad child king.

Sometimes you get attacked by the pinnacle of edgelords who is also your grandad's boytoy. He is a pushover, but somehow his disciples aren't.

You gain the ability to own and pilot a big ship. For unexplained reasons the ship is powered by a mummified finger in a jar.

One time you pilot a robot ghost to fight soldiers in space while a ship captain sings a shanty at you.

Turns out your adoptive mother is really your adoptive mother masquerading as your adoptive mother. Her ex blames you for this.

The final objective of a climactic story mission involves you helping your mother fight her abusive ex and preventing the corpse of your grandmother from eating the sun.

The leading scientist of a now long-dead empire has gone missing. You need to help his husband and their three talking pets fight living mannequin arms using a spellbook.

Time travel exists, and its main purpose is to stop Y2K, which actually happened.

[firehair12000]

I was taaaaaagged by cool cat @loxyco (howdy!) for 5 favorite movies, in no particular order: Galaxy Quest, Hot Fuzz, Casino Royale, Star Wars IV, Star Trek IV

I shall tag: @sandpaper-blues @glibtannenbaum @bicolumbo @belldroplets @l33tsaber @rustypipes-and-tigerstripes @twoflower888 if you wanna do it :D

[theartoflorcan]

Day 6: Who left all these rusty pipes lying about? Ouch. That's one way to do a SPLENectomy.

#art #drawing #illustration #sketch #doodle #promarkers #ink #day6 #october #drawingchallenge #octoberdrawingchallenge #prompt #prompt5 #ouch #spleen #splenectomy #pipes #rustypipes #strange #weird #irishart #irishartist #dublinartist #dublinart #lorcancassidy

[aiiaiiiyo]

The gravestone of John Barleycorn (the fictional embodiment of alcohol) in Meriden, Connecticut hours before Prohibition became law at midnight on January 16th, 1920 [1200x1608] Check this blog!

[rusted-pipe-of-wisdom]

My collab partner, theydies & gentlethem! We had such a blast, I'm really really normal grateful.

Here's my thing!

My contribution to @mhanderszine ! Had a blast working on this, it's in collaboration with @rusted-pipe-of-wisdom 's story :)

[anthonygavriloff-ph]

Old Window

[rusted-pipe-of-wisdom]

decided to digitise a comic about self-hatred I wrote at a zine workshop a year ago.

[firehair12000]

My gender is the best for you to be a good friend of mine

@twoflower888 @bicolumbo @belldroplets @rustypipes-and-tigerstripes @sandpaper-blues

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

[firehair12000]

I was tagged by the most fantastic @twoflower888 for seven comfort films

1) Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

2) Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

3) The Cat Returns

4) Porco Rosso

5) The Matrix

6) Galaxy Quest

7) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

I'm sure I'm forgetting something obvious lol. I shall taaaag: @bicolumbo @belldroplets @rustypipes-and-tigerstripes @sandpaper-blues @cxsmicduck if you wanna do it :)

[themisteriouslovahh]

#WhySoSerious #SadFace #RustyPipe #OldStateHospital

[aiiaiiiyo]

Men line up outside of a liquor store in Detroit, MI to purchase alcohol in the days prior to the start of Prohibition which began midnight January 16, 1920. [1993x1431] Check this blog!

[rusted-pipe-of-wisdom]

hey you wanna see more of my idiots? no? well too bad bc you’re gonna~

27 drawing prompts to round out your OC

Because these are fun to make ok

Draw Your OC…

1. Full detail, in their undies, as a body reference point 

2. As a silhouette that is unique and recognizable 

3. Showing a dramatic emotion. Think outside of the box! Instead of happy/sad/mad, go for something like pride/love/guilt  

4. In a setting from the past 

5. In a highly futuristic setting

6. In a different style than your own

7. As a complete opposite of themselves

8. In a way that captures their personality/role by using gesture and body language

9. As a different species (fantasy/animal/ect.)

10. In their job/work setting

11. Super simplified, but still recognizable 

12. In the world of your favorite videogame

13. In the world of your favorite tv show  

14. In the world of your favorite movie (catching a trend?)

15. During the worst time in their life

16. During the best time of their life

17. Interacting with your other oc(s)

18. Interacting with you

19. As a realistic portrait

20. As a hero

21. As a villain

22. Giving up

23. Doing something they shouldn’t

24. Getting caught doing something, do they try to get out of it? How?

25. Doing something that is unique to them

26. As they just found out they’re going to have a baby! How do they react?

27. With your non dominant hand (try to capture their essence!)

[powerpillarltd]

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[kondizzle714-blog]

from @outdahouse - Tomorrow!! - Friday!! - DEC. 29th - @eddybaker420 LIVE at @ObservatoryOC in #theconstellationroom 😎 #Show7pm ✌ ----------------------------------------------------------- TICKETS at: @DayDaysSmokeShop @gcssantaana @musicrevwhittier @rodeosmokeshopoc 👈 ------------------------------------------------------------ #eddybaker #telescopes #ninobrown #zip #sneakers #brucewayne #rustypipes #mostly #observatoryoc #outdahouse #hiphop #alwaysworking #rap #lit #vip #oc

[rusted-pipe-of-wisdom]

Samson is “wears sandals over socks, teases you about your crush, lets you stay up late, has no concept of safety gear for any sports event or DIY project, puts his feet on the table, gets into an argument with your friends over the rules of a board game because ‘he played it differently as a kid’ and ends up ruining it for everyone” Dad

Alexius is “helps you with history homework by sending you article links, NEVER lets you run late for anything, keeps telling you to get a to-do list or a journal, has a framed photo of you at his workplace, freaks out way more than you do when you have to go to a hospital” Dad

Orsino is “listens to 70′s rock bands, relieved when you learn to cook because he can’t do it for the love of him, soft-spoken conversations about serious and scary topics, shows you pictures of his younger self with an embarrassing haircut” Dad

Loghain is “maintains heavy silence on your way back from the principle’s office, monitors your extracurricular courses way more than your school attendance, swears at the computer when he can’t find the ‘close’ button, puts his hand on your shoulder when you’re down” Dad

Uldred is “threatens your teachers right back if they threaten you, gets banned from attending the career day, answers your questions about the world with ‘what do you think?’, always leaves your window open for the night, doesn’t know what the word ‘child-appropriate’ means” Dad

Varric is “gives you a sip of his beer when you’re 14, includes too many embarrassing anecdotes in the ‘Birds and the Bees’ talk, helps you get into R-Rated movies” Dad.

Solas is, “Unwanted impromptu hikes and camping trips, lets you paint your own room but won’t help paint over it when you decide you hate it two weeks later, ’Let’s talk this out in the yurt’” Dad.

Dorian is “up at 3 AM passive aggressively reading in the living room with a glass of wine when you arrive four hours past your curfew, watches cheesy terrible tv shows with you, gets WAY INTO your science fair project” Dad. 

Blackwall is “really bad at gift giving but you know he’s trying very hard, carved your baby cradle by hand himself, tried to teach you to fish but stopped when ‘cleaning’ the fish made you cry and throw up” Dad.

Iron Bull is “Yells REALLY LOUDLY at the TV during both football and cooking shows, scares the shit out of your date while being perfectly friendly, won’t let you out the door in the morning without breakfast ‘At least take this protein bar!’” Dad.