#sambucky and peggynat

[mintaikkcorpse]

I'm so sick of queerbaiting just have them kiss or fuck and get it over with already

[toastissuperior]

what if… everyone wasn’t straight?

[zeepzoop-z]

Incorrect quotes for my Super Widow Peggy AU

Timeline: on the run after Civil War

Bucky: I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Steve.

———

Bucky: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.

Peggy: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!

Bucky: …Your point?

———

Sam: What's gone wrong, Peggy?

Peggy: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.

Sam: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?

Peggy: Well...There’s a problem.

———

Peggy: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Steve: You are my reward.

*meanwhile*

Bucky: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Sam: True, you can be really difficult at times.

———

*playing twister*

Natasha: Right hand red.

Sam: *ends up on top of Bucky*

Bucky: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Natasha: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

———

Peggy: People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s always shouting “what the fuck? that’s illegal!” and “you can’t do that!”

Bucky: Like, c'mon, let her talk! They hate to see women succeed.

Steve: No, I would hate to see her in jail!

Natasha: We won’t go to jail Cap.

Peggy: Not if we’re fast enough.

———

Bucky: Natasha, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life?

Natasha: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all. Who else am I gonna bother now that Steve’s taken?

Steve: *shouts from a distance* I always was!

Natasha: Tell that to your ex-boyfriends!

Bucky: *spittake*

———

Steve: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Natasha: Several traffic violations.

Bucky: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Sam: We might have accumulated some assault charges.

Peggy: Also, that’s not our car.

———

Natasha, about Peggy and Bucky: My god, would you two just get a room already?

Peggy: Excuse me, Nat?

Natasha: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?

Peggy: ...

Bucky: I mean… (absolutely joking to mess with Steve)

Steve: CAN YOU NOT?

———

Bucky: You're a lying piece of shit!

Steve: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Natasha: I'm leaving and I'm taking Peggy with me!

Sam, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

———

Steve: So anyways have y'all seen Natasha?

Peggy: I think she went in Bucky's room 'to do some research'.

Sam: Doubt that. I heard groans there.

*Meanwhile in Bucky's room*

Natasha and Bucky, sparring:

———

Sam: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?

Steve: Excuse me ma’am, would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you?

Natasha: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

Bucky: you know damn well that’s not how that works, Steve.

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Random Ships I Like In No Particular Order:

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* Loubbie- Lou Miller x Debbie Ocean- Ocean’s 8

* Sabina x Elena- Charlie’s Angels (2019)

* Macgyver x Riley- MacGyver (2016)

* Magnum x Higgins- Magnum PI (2018)

* Shoot- Shaw x Root- Person of Interest

* Rizzles- Rizzoli x Isles- Rizzoli & Isles

* Wondercheetah- Wonder Woman x Cheetah- DC

* Camren- Camila x Lauren- Fifth Harmony

* Blackhill- Natasha Romanoff x Maria Hill- Marvel

* Xialing x Katy- Shang-Chi

* Peggy Carter x Dottie Underwood- Agent Carter

* Supercorp- Kara Danvers x Lena Luthor- Supergirl

* Daniela x Carla- In The Heights

* Mira Harberg x Laurie- Irma Vep

* Judy Hale x Jen Harding- Dead To Me

* Florence x Madeleine- Gunpowder Milkshake

* Ronance- Robin Buckley x Nancy Wheeler- Stranger Things

* Eleanor x Drea- Do Revenge

* Harlivy- Harley Quinn x Poison Ivy- DC

* Wenclair- Wednesday Addams x Enid Sinclair- Wednesday

* Meddison- Meredith x Addison- Grey’s Anatomy

* Emily x Stephanie- A Simple Favor

* Mercymaker- Mercy x Widowmaker- Overwatch

* Akko x Diana- Little Witch Academia

* Dovesso- Professor Dovey x Lady Lesso- The School for Good and Evil

* Cassie Lang x Jentorra - Quantumania

* Spideypool- Spider-Man x Deadpool- Marvel

* Superbat- Superman x Batman- DC

* Batman x Catwoman- DC

* Princess Audrey x Wonder Woman- DCAU

* Jon Stewart (Green Lantern) x Hawkgirl (Shayera Hol)- DCAU

* StephCass- Stephanie Brown x Cassandra Cain- DC

* DinahBabs- Black Canary (Dinah Lance) x Oracle (Barbara Gordon)- DC

* DicKory- Nightwing (Dick Grayson) x Starfire (Koriand’r)- DC

* Wondermagic- Wonder Woman x Zatanna- DC

* Daphne x Velma- Scooby-Doo

* Cassie Dewell x Jenny Hoyt- Big Sky

* Choni- Cheryl Blossom x Toni Topaz- Riverdale

* Bechloe- Beca Mitchell x Chloe Beale-Pitch Perfect

* Khalopatra- Kleopatra x Frida Khalo- Clone High

* Talia Burns x Margot Fairmont- First Kill

* Question x Huntress- DCAU

* SuperWonderBat- Superman x Wonder Woman x Batman- DCAU

* Wonderhawk- Wonder Woman x Hawkgirl (Shayera Hol)- DCAU

* Dana Scully x Monica Reyes- X-Files

* Barbara (Barbie) Handler x Gloria- Barbie

* Julethief- Carmen Sandiego x Julia (Jules) Argent- Carmen Sandiego

* Seven Of Nine x Raffi Musiker- Star Trek

* Larissa Weems x Morticia Addams- The Addams Family

* Swanqueen- Emma Swan x Regina Mills- Once Upon A Time

* Alicia Florrick x Kalinda Sharma- The Good Wife

* Danny James x Cable McCrory- Bull

* Kim Possible x Shego- Kim Possible

* Peachline-Princess Peach x Mayor Pauline- Mario

* Gelphie- Elphaba Thropp x Glinda Upland- Wicked

* SamBucky- Sam Wilson x Bucky Barnes- Marvel

* PeggyNat- Peggy Carter (Captain Carter) x Natasha Romanoff- What if?

* Maxine “Max” Baker x Abby Littman- Ginny & Georgia

* Ashrah x Nitara- Mortal Kombat

* Johnshi- Johnny Cage x Kenshi Takahashi- MK

* Barlissa- Barbara Howard x Melissa Shimmenti- Abbot Elementary

* Cabenson- Olivia Benson x Alex Cabot- Law & Order SVU

* Caroljess- Carol Danvers (Captain Marvel) x Jessica Drew (Spider-Woman)- Marvel Comics

* Bishlova- Kate Bishop x Yelena Belova- Hawkeye

* Chlonette- Chloe Burgeois x Marinette Dupain-Cheng- Miraculous Ladybug (in theory)

* Clawdeen x Draculaura- MH (Gen 1)

* Teleanor- Tahani Al Jamil x Eleanor Shellstrop- The Good Place

* Hanamusa- Jessie x Delia Ketchum- Pokémon

* Jemily- Emily Prentiss x Jennifer “JJ” Jareau- Criminal Minds

* Mellivia- Olive Pope x Melody “Mellie” Grant- Scandal

* Malvie- Mal x Evie- Descendants

* Mileena x Tanya- Mortal Kombat

* Fran Fine x C.C. Babcock- The Nanny

* Jerrica Benton x Pizzazz (Phyllis Gabor)- Jem & The Holograms

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talk to me abt them if you want :)

couldn’t fit all the tags lol

[mischievous-thunder]

More power to representation!

[mysticwayfinder]

Literally every captain in the MCU is very bi for their partner in crime.

[melina-mellow]

Nat and Bucky meet up every friday to complain about the dumb and impulsive things their respective captains did.

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Bucky tells Nat how Sam flew head first into a building. And that Bucky needs to constantly remind him that he doesn't have a helmet, and head truma is a very real thing.

And Nat tells him that this is the fifth time that week she's had to stop Peggy from beating the shit out of General Ross in front of everyone.

[bisamwilson]

master fic list

i realized i don’t have one post that has all of the fics i’ve written linked in it, and i thought it would be a better pinned post than the one i have now + i can keep updating it as i go (these are mostly sorted by hit count as of whenever i updated the list, but series are down at the bottom)

some stats:

current fic count: 35 sambucky + 4 sambuckyquin + 1 samriley

number of series: 5

total word count: 257,177

sambucky(quin) series

1)  hey princess - sb, princess diaries (2) au, two fics, incomplete

it’s raining on prom night - samriley prologue, princess diaries 1 au, 2.1k words, one shot, complete

Now that Sam's officially accepted his title as Prince, he and Riley have some talking to do.

(it’s your kiss) hey princess - princess diaries 2 au, E, 66.7k words, eight chapters, complete, background sarahayo and peggynat

Now that Sam's twenty-one years old, he's officially ready to be crowned king of Genovia, despite the fact he only learned he was its prince five years ago. More personally, he's also more than ready to finally have that Hallmark movie moment he's dreamed about since he was a child. Lord James Barnes, however, might just ruin both those plans.

2) la vie en rose - sb, bachelorette au, two fics, complete

la vie en rose - E, 6.1k, secret relationship, complete

Sam ends up a contestant on this season of The Bachelorette. He finds one of his fellow contestants admittedly more interesting.

intergalactic - E, 1.3k, missing scene, complete

Now here Bucky is, sitting next to him in an empty bathtub, asking about aliens of all things, as if he hadn’t just sucked Sam’s brain out through his dick.

3) i wanna be a cowboy baby - sb, three fics, complete

jack frost nipping at your nose - G, 602w, fluff, complete

Sam's cold coming back from a run. Bucky's happy to keep him warm.

cowboy casanova - M, 1.9k, oral sex, complete

Bucky's got a thing about cowboy hats, even if he won't admit it. Or, the one in which Sam hosts the CMT awards

save a horse (ride a cowboy) - E, 4.2k, mechanical bull sex, pwp, complete

Bucky finally admits country music isn't so bad, and Sam wants to celebrate. They fuck on a mechanical bull.

4) say MAX - sb, two fics, incomplete

they don’t need to know what we do alone - E, 2.7k, roleplay, complete

Sam's sitting alone at a hotel bar when someone slips a room key in his pocket.

got the waves running through your thighs - E, 2.1k, beach sex, complete

The first drink he’d ordered upon landing on the island was, in fact, a sex on the beach, just for the novelty of it all. Peach schnapps had never been his favorite—a fact which had thoroughly confused everyone from the time he’d started to drink—but it was the principle of the thing.

He’s drinking a piña colada now, much more to his taste, and enjoying the feeling of the sun on his skin and the sand between his toes, trying his best to not feel annoyed at how much reading Bucky saw fit to do on this vacation.

Apparently, he’d really thought she’d meant a drink.

5) from ear to ear - two fics, complete

from ear to ear - sambucky, pwp, 7.1k, E, one shot, complete

five times bucky thoroughly appreciates sam's piercings, and one time the rest of the world does too

off my chest - sambuckyquin, pwp, 2.2k, E, one shot, complete

The first time Joaquín wears tiny gold hoop earrings to an Avengers party, Sam finally really gets where Bucky’s coming from.

sambucky stand-alones

1) you were an army officer, and i just a rockette - pwp, E, 11.1k, three chapters, complete

Bucky buys a USO uniform, and Sam learns there are merits to being late. 

2) renaissance man - pwp, phone sex, sexting, fisting, sam finds bucky before civil war, E, 4.4k, 2 chapters, complete

It’s a picture of an ass, and Sam’s eyes widen. They’d been sexting for weeks, sure, but they hadn’t progressed to pictures just yet.

He blinks before he realizes it’s not actually Bucky’s ass, but one made out of literal white marble.

"davids ass aint got nothing on urs, sweetheart," the caption says. "wish i was staring @ urs instead."

3) nothing but blue skies from now on - pwp, E, 5.2k, one shot, complete

Sam and Bucky don't have sex on their wedding night.

They manage to make up for it.

4) tell him that his lonesome nights are over - pwp, consenual somnophilia, E, 1.5k, one shot, complete

Sam looks so pretty when he sleeps.

or, the one where Bucky doesn't always wait for Sam to wake up to express his affection

5) i wanna hear it loud - neighbors au, pwp, voyeurism, E, 5.7k, one shot, complete

sam's new apartment is absolutely everything he could dream of. he's just got one problem: his incredibly annoying neighbor has the loudest sex he's ever fucking heard.

when his dick starts taking an interest, he realizes he might have a very different problem than he'd originally thought

6) some invisible string tying you to me - omegaverse, post civil war but pre infinity war, E, 3.9k, three chapters, complete

As annoying as he is, Bucky's a perfect match for Sam in the bedroom.

(when he isn't talking, anyways)

7) religion (u can lay your hands on me) - bucky takes care of sam, massage fic, M, 6.5k, one shot, complete

He’s still not entirely sure how he got to this point in the first place, straddling Sam’s back and roaming his hands over his skin, but as he digs his thumbs into Sam’s shoulders and runs them down his bare back until he finds the pressure point on his spine, he can’t decide if this is a gift to be treasured or the world’s cruelest punishment.

Whatever he’s done in his life, both as hero and assassin, he doesn’t think he deserves it.

8) i just met you (and this is crazy) - sam finds bucky before civil war, fake relationship, one bed, M, 19.2k, three chapters, complete

Sam finds Bucky just as his sister's about to give birth to his second nephew. Not wanting to lose him after a year of searching, he decides to bring him home to Delacroix with him.

9) oh so saccharine - canon compliant, fluff, T, 7.5k, one shot, complete

As most things with Bucky weirdly tend to do these days, it starts at the farmer’s market.

alternatively, the one where Sam starts using entirely too many southern style pet names

10) if it ain’t broke - 3.9k, E, trans sam, pwp, one shot, complete

Sam and Bucky are obviously hurtling towards something other than friendship, but Sam's reluctant to pull on that thread; he's entirely too busy being Captain America for anything more than just friends.

Walking in on Bucky getting himself off on their couch kind of forces his hand, though. Eventually, at least.

11) i've traveled far in search of someone like you (for what you are is the dream that i've prayed would soon come true) - one last stop au, M, 28.4k, one shot, complete

Sam Wilson is nine months removed from the air force, twelve months removed from watching his partner fall out of the sky, and about one month away from imploding if he stays in Louisiana any longer.

12) just need a human touch - bucky takes care of sam, fluff, T, 3k, one shot, complete

sam's away for three weeks on a mission. bucky welcomes him home.

13) stuck a feather in his hat - neighbors au, human disaster bucky barnes, M, 4.8k, one shot, complete

Bucky has a love/hate relationship with boxed mac and cheese. Luckily, his blooming relationship with his neighbor is a little more straight-forward.

14) and with a cherry on top - bucky takes care of sam, 3k, M, one shot, complete

Bucky squirts a bit of whipped cream on Sam’s temple, pressing a kiss there afterwards. “Consider this an impromptu date night featuring whipped cream.”

Sam looks like he’s about to protest again, so Bucky places a dollop of whipped cream on his mouth and kisses his doubts away. “Sammy, do you enjoy the whipped cream kisses still?”

Sam nods. “Yeah, of course I do. I love every excuse I get to kiss you, baby, you know that.”

Bucky smiles and places a line of whipped cream dots starting at Sam’s cheekbone down to his chin. He punctuates each word in his next sentence with a kiss: “Then let me take care of you.”

15) one of those nights - sam meets bucky before catws, one night stand, 3.8k E, one shot, complete

There’s a kind of greasy man holding up the bar near Sam’s normal spot, and he’s admittedly not too happy about it.

16) all of the while it was you - coffee shop au, 4.1k, G, one shot, complete

Sam's having a pretty great day, at least until his least favorite customer walks in.

17) bloomed - arranged marriage, royalty au, 3.6k, G, one shot, complete

“I don’t want to marry you,” James says, and Sam tries not to let it wound his pride.

18) talkin’ bout honeysuckle rose - summer camp counselors au, clothed frottage, 2.3k, M, one shot, complete

Bucky's been half in love with his co-camp counselor for years.

Maybe this is the summer he'll figure out how to talk to him.

19) but it feels like there’s oceans between you and me - star wars au, porn with feelings, 2.7k, E, one shot, complete

Emotional attachment is not the Jedi way.

20) (what is love) baby don’t hurt me - soulmates au, 1.2k, T, one shot, complete

You physically can't hurt your soulmate.

After Zemo uses the trigger words on Bucky, all his blows glance right off Sam.

21) what happens here stays here (all of this’ll disappear) - married a stranger in vegas au, 2.3k, T, one shot, complete

Sam wakes up with a pounding headache and a stranger in his bed.

22) put some mustard on it - marriage proposal, 2k, G, one shot, complete

In which Bucky buys a frankly ridiculous sized jar of mustard and an engagement ring, not necessarily in that order.

23) four days more - pwp, phone sex, 1k, E, one shot, complete

Sam’s got three fingers in his mouth, a hand wrapped around his cock, and a camera set up that he knows is doing wonders.

24) MILF (man i love fishing) - sam centric, 1.9k, T, one shot, complete

In which Bucky tries to kill a fish with a knife, and Sam comes to terms with some grief.

25) i slithered here from eden (just to sit outside your door) - 8.6k, E, angel/demon au, one shot, complete

The first time Bucky laid his beady yellow snake eyes on Sam, he knew none of the other demons’ vices held a candle to his own.

He fell in love with an angel, after all.

26) my convenience store dream boy - 7.9k, T, captain america sam/bodega owner bucky au, one shot, 5+1, complete

five times captain america sam wilson saved bodega owner bucky barnes, and one time bodega owner bucky barnes saved captain america sam wilson

sambuckyquin

1) stuck in the middle with you - established buckyquin, insecure sam, happy ending, E, 3.9k, one shot, complete

Sam wakes up sandwiched between Bucky and Joaquín and hopes to God they're both okay with it.

2) curled around his finger - 3.3k, E, one shot, complete

After four months at home following an injury in the field, Joaquín comes back with a new look. Sam and Bucky are into it, to say the least. or, a love letter to danny ramirez's curls

3) we don’t talk anymore - miscommunication, buckyquin focus, T, 1.9k, happy ending, one shot, complete

Something's up with Joaquín. Bucky really should talk to him about it.

He's admittedly not the best with words.

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Marvel Ships

(marvel masterpost here)

Sambucky

@sambuckygifs: #sambuckygifs, #sambuckyedit

@fuckyeahsambucky: #onlysambucky

@dailysambucky

other tags: #sambuckyedit

Buckynat

@dailywinterwidow: #dailywinterwidow

@fuckyeahbuckynatasha

other tags: #buckynatedit, #winterwidowedit

Winterhawk

@fyeahwinterhawk

other tags: #winterhawk

Peggynat

@carmancva

other tags: #peggynat

Sarahbucky

@sarahandbucky: #sarahbucky, #buckysarah, #sarah wilson, #in love in delacroix

@fleurdelouve: #sarahbucky, #buckysarah, #fleur de louve, #sarah and bucky, #sarah wilson, #bucky barnes, #tfatws

other tags: #sarahbucky

Stevenat

@stevenatsource: #stevenatsource

other tags: #stevenat

Pepperony

@dailypepperony: #pepperonyedit

Drukkari

@dailydrukkari: #dailydrukkari, #drukkariedit

Samsharon

@samsharonsource

[mischievous-thunder]

[bisamwilson]

thanks for the tag bee!!!!!

5 OTPs: sambucky (mcu), kirk/spock (trek aos and tos), peggynat (mcu), stamets/culber (star trek disco), jack/bitty (check please!)

7 Comfort Films: hairspray, 27 dresses, captain america: the winter soldier, the princess diaries 2: a royal engagement, star trek: beyond, white christmas, rags (2012)

no pressure tagging: @spookily-whizzy @delimeatdyke @misty-feathers @oftincturedwords

this thread! @honeybunchesofbucky

✧˖*◝(✧▽✧)◜˖*✧  thanks for the tag honey !!

5 OTPs ~ sam/bucky & cassian/poe & nomi/amanita & rick/evie & sam/steve/bucky

7 Comfort Films ~ the two towers & ratatouille & rogue one & ca:tws & julie and julia & TRON legacy & paddington

@lindir (checking in with bae to see if I got my own answers right)

(ﾉ´ з `) ノ @smallkindofdisaster @logicheartsoul @bisamwilson

[mischievous-thunder]

[mischievous-thunder]

Person A: Here are our vampire costumes and ten bags of blood you asked for.

Person B: Thank you, darling! But how did you manage to come across so much of fake blood at the last minute?

Person A: F-Fake blood?!

[mischievous-thunder]

The fandom's been restoring balance

[mischievous-thunder]

[mischievous-thunder]

Person A: What's your motto?

Person B: Be gay and do crimes. What's yours?

Person A: Be crime and do gays.