#sanspost

[akechigoroactual]

the sans ace and papyrus aro headcanon makes me go :) yeah :)

[galufs]

"can't believe i'm posting about [extremely popular piece of media that's not even ten years old at this point] in 2023" babygirl i'll be here until this site collapse obsessing about a game that's only six months younger than me relax

[yourfave-eats-sand]

Sans and Komaeda said “Gay Rights!!” 

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[sansworksatsubway]

* im new here @thehuntressworksatsteaknshake

[llamagoddessofficial]

Hey Llama, since we saw what a good aquarium is like, how about zoo siren au if the aquarium was actually competent and good? :D

aka-indulgence more like aka-ingulGENIUS

Sans: This AU would probably make the biggest difference to dearly beloved orca boy. Our cute monochromatic sociopath has a dizzyingly large pool with plenty of room to move and depth to dive into, plenty of natural lighting from big windows and fresh air pumped from outside, a constantly rotated array of complex toys to pull apart. But most importantly, humans don't closely interact with him. The aquarium can tell he's angry, and doesn't want anyone near him- so for both their safety and his peace of mind staff interact with him exclusively through sheets of thick glass or from high walkways far out of his reach.

This has left them with a siren who still launches attacks when he can (like breaching to try and hit the walkway), but has never successfully killed anyone. And the biggest difference is he's only attacking out of momentary flashes of frustration. He's not planning murders far in advance, like his abused counterpart- he's just losing his temper. He's generally quite content.

Even more so when he meets his darling keeper.

Red: We have a very happy shark on our hands!

A big tank, full of swarms of little fish and actual live coral instead of just fake fibreglass, he's got one of those winding shark tunnels beneath his enclosure that kids love to run through. He delights in the excited expressions on their faces when he glides over their heads, and he likes being 'chased' around the tank... lots of cute viral videos of him blowing bubbles at children, or sneaking up behind an unsuspecting adult and scaring the shit out of them.

The aquarium tried to wean him off his affinity for people. It didn't work. Unfortunately, that means he can't really ever be released, in case he approaches swimmers and gets himself hunted- so now they indulge his fixation on humans for enrichment purposes.

The main difference for this Red is how he bites. He still bites keepers, But they're warnings for getting too close, nothing with malicious intent... he hasn't removed any fingers, he's still very popular with staff for his big personality. You can't help but love him.

Skull: Since Sans is happy pulling apart his toys instead of staff, Skull is arguably the most dangerous siren in this AU. Not much changes about him, really, despite the far better environment; he's got a lovely deep dark tank and a much bigger den to hide in, but he's still known for tucking away rather than approaching the crowds.

... And he's still a killer.

He's the only siren who's successfully killed someone in this AU. Ironically, the fact that it's only one death makes him seem even scarier, and his repeated attempts all the more jarring. If it weren't for the strict safety protocols that were enforced after the first death he likely would've killed again. Unlike their 'bad au' counterpart, this aquarium isn't nearly as willing to throw Mc into his tank to pacify him- in fact, they're not willing at all. Putting Mc within tentacle's reach of this behemoth seems to be the last thing they want to do.

... But if it keeps him calm, and stops him attacking...

[toriofficial]

hi toriel! i know that a snail can go faster by following the trail of another snail. but what happens when that second snail catches up? do they bump into each other?

uhh it's called snewton's cradle. it's like newton's cradle...

...for snails. cool, huh?

veraciously, toriel.

[angsty-fell-blog]

Hey, look here!  I’ve made more miiverse art!!

Art by Sans of @two-angsty-fells

PTAtale belongs to, once again, I have no idea.

Horror tale belongs to...  u-uh...  still clueless here, help me out...

Cross!Sans belongs to @jakei95

Swapfell belongs to...  I don't know... (PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME FIND THESE PEOPLE)

Ink!Sans belongs to @comyet AKA @myebi

Underswap Sans belongs to...  Jesus how am i so clueless over these artists...

Underfresh belongs to @loverofpiggies

Nightmare!Sans belongs to @jokublog

Paperjam belongs to @7goodangel

UNDERTALE (c) Toby Fox, 2015

Okay but seriously i feel a bit ashamed over how little of these people i know off the top of my head...  cri...

[eebie]

Sanspost... now.

love his cool swag!!!!!

[exclamaquest]

about your username, i thought mood orbs was about black mesa sweet voice and not fanfic terms. sorry.

BFDBFDBDFBDBF i wasnt into hlvrai when i made it i WISH i had thought of it that way

[dipshit-doggirl]

you guys ever just think about sans cock

[akechigoroactual]

also its interesting to me that he mighta killed you if not for toriel. he rly prioritizes his loved ones

went back to look at sans judgments to see what id find and found

sans master of passive aggressiveism. i feel like everyones forgotten this abt his character somehow. i also cant imagine that hes not secretly full of rage if you kill even one person

also trying to convince a hyper powerful entity to do good things must feel like being sisyphus and it shows. mix of nihilism and caring a lot actually. tough to make a decision there id be lazy (depressed) too

[yourfave-eats-sand]

[sansworksatsubway]

* only talked to order and left a handful of extra quarters on the counter so thanks i guess

[toriofficial]

what do you like most about sans :)

his dashing looks and swagful personality

honestly, toriel.

[i-might-be-vanny]

@brianalight

are you fuckign

[exclamaquest]

attacka mark twain kinnie.

every time he is awful to me i spam reblog that post to do exactly that