#sassalicious

[johntortorella-blog]

Stop tagging your fugly penguins photos with bruins players jesus christ

 Like I said earlier to another one of ye, missus oh-so tough anon, I stopped doing that.. What, thirteen hours ago? How am I supposed to stop what’s already done? I mean, well.. *Hands you a box of tissues and a pacifier* You guys say we should give those to Crosby when he cries, but he never does so we have no use for them.. Thought they’d come in handy for some of you Bruins fans. Would be a real shame if we posted hate instead of baby penguins and hockey players, huh?

[supitspaigejasdjd-blog]

no i can definitely see that she's wearing glittery pants and a button-up and her hair is in a messy ponytail it's definitely a picture

You're a picture.

[wheaatprivilege]

You know, I would not mind if someone messaged me.

Anon or not. I might get sassy with Anons though.

(everyone else does these and I really haven't yet.)

[squiddleknit]

Note how Into the Woods Act II experiences a serious deficit of sass after the Witch dies…