#sastiel incorrect dialogues

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Castiel: Meow~

Sam: No Castiel, I won't let you lay on my lap like a cat or lick my face or pet you

Castiel: WHAY!?

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makes sense in my head ok?

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Sam, thinking: Wow, Cas is always so quiet when he is with me, does he hate me? ☹️

Castiel, thinking: Stay calm Cas, just stay stoic, I know that the most beautiful, generous, caresses, glorious and perfect human you have ever seen is looking at you but it's not that big, GET YOURSELF TOGETHER!

Dean, looking at them from afar: These fucking gay people...

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Cas: Sam, do you love me?

Sam, who just woke up with Castiel on top of him: Cassie... we've been married and raising a child for 3 years now...

Cas: Yeah but, did you marry me in a friendly way or a passionate way?

Sam: 😮‍💨

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Dean: Come on Sammy, my food can't be THAT bad!

Sam: Dean, if you ever make me try another one of your "super savory pies" I'm going to throw up all over you

Castiel: But Sam, you don't have gag reflex, I know that by a fact

Dean: 😰

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Dean, pointing at Sam: This is Sammy

Sam: Uh?

Dean: Sammy loves his personal space

Dean, points at Cas hugging Sam's waist: This is Castiel, Castiel ALSO loves Sammy's personal space

Castiel, pointing at Dean hugging Sam's arm: This is Dean, Dean loves ruin other people's lives

Dean: HEY!-

Sam: CAN YOU TWO STOP HUGGING ME I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT IN 5 MINUTES

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Castiel: The night is so beautiful today

Crowley: Yes, it really is

Castiel: You know what else is beautiful?

Crowley: Uh?

Castiel: Sammy 😍💞

Crowley: True ☺️🔥

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Castiel *about Sam*: He's sweet, kind and always tries to see the best in everything even when everyone always disappoints him,He forgives the unforgivable and smiles at people, even those who treat him badly, he was created to be the vessel of evil and yet he is the best being I have ever met,is the brightest soul I have ever known, he deserves the world but the world does not deserve him

Castiel *about Dean*: He's Sam's brother

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Castil: Samuel Winchester... would you marry me?...

Sam: Ohhh my, you're finally proposing!

Castiel: Uh- w-what? you know I was going to propose to you!?

Sam: You dropped the ring box 5 times today

Castiel:

Sam: I even had to pick it up once

Castiel: I'm so sorry-

Sam: Shut up and just kiss me already

Castiel: 🥹

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Castiel: I wanna fuck the Winchester

Angels: Yeah ok Castiel, can you just please do this before Michele takes his body? it would be a lot of work

Castiel: Not that one, the other one

Angels: OH GREAT HEAVENS-