#schlatt blurbs !!

[aerinsarsenal]

Prompt i want someone to use w schlatt

{You always posted about the things you let schlatt do to you, as every super fan does. Didn't expect that a year later you'd have to prove it.}

(you once posted id let schlatt command me to do anything, no questions asked. You thought you were safe, you thought he didn't know about your tumblr. Why would a FWB need to know your socials like that?)

Schlatt stands with his arms crossed, hat backwards, "get on your knees."

"say please." You quip back, confused at the suddenness of the command, looking up from your phone.

He smiles, fixing his hat, "nah that's not what you said." His smile falls and turns into a straight & serious expression. "You said no questions asked."

That sounded familiar, your face drops, unsure if your suspicion is correct, " wha- what do you mean? When? When did i say that?"

His smile returns even bigger than before, swiftly pulling his phone out of his pocket, tilting it back and forth in his hands. Your tumblr is on screen.

What. The. Fuck

[frostedsugarcookiehearts]

°🥂⋆.ೃ🍾࿔*:･ baby, you're like lightning in a bottle / i can't let you go now that i got it / and all i need is to be struck ... by... your electric love!

visuals: reader's intended dress / wedding venue

after posing for the twelfth photo in a row, schlatt felt like his jaw was going to fall clean off. he honestly wished it would, because then maybe father john would stop being so damn boring. not like priests were known for being party animals anyway, but still.

the reason he was in this stuffy-ass church anyway, taking photos with the fakest smile in the world on was because his cousin, cooper, was getting hitched. to a girl he met in college, ainlee. they'd been dating for over five years now (so it was about damn time, schlatt thought.)

he glanced over at the people shoved in the pews like sardines. his older cousin, kira, had a chubby baby on her hip who kept trying to bite her hand clean off. johnny bit the inside of his cheek. it was always a stark reminder that he was the youngest schlatt, when he saw his older cousins drinking and having kids and getting married.

as his eyes lazily glanced over the crowd of people in the pews, he made eye contact with an unfamiliar face. a pretty one, at that. johnny was looking into a pair of big, curious eyes. his face flushed and he looked away immediately as the photographer cooed at the "tall young man" to "move more towards the back".

during the twentieth photo, all he did was sneak glances at the pretty girl in the pew. she had a gold cross on her neck, a sweater next to her as she read the program, looking unbothered as her lips settled into a pout.

the second the photos were over, he wanted to go up to her. he really did. but then his mom ushered him and his older cousin, corey, and sister to get their "asses in the car" and all of a sudden she'd disappeared in the crowd.

but then, he saw that glimpse of purple again.

he was at the bar with corey― corey had a glass of corona in his hand, but since johnny was just barely seventeen, he was downing a coca-cola. as he sifted through the crowd, making his way back to his seat (with his name written in curse on the placecard) when he made eye contact with the pretty face again.

my humps echoed throughout the venue as purple dress girl danced her heart out, surrounded by older girl cousins who were clearly wasted. but she was also holding a coca-cola, staying (unwillingly) sober like himself.

he asked around. and around. apparently, she was the daughter of a friend of johnny's uncle. a year younger than him. and, many people added, a sweetheart. smart. things of that nature.

"hey, twinsies."

johnny whipped his head around to make eye contact with... you. purple dress girl. you were the first person he'd talked to all night that was, well, anywhere near his age. he raised a brow. "sorry, what?" his new york accent was thick, and he cringed. he looked like he was trying too hard.

she blinked, gesturing vaguely to their two coca-cola cans. "we're both drinking coke. cool, right?" and she flashed a smile at him. shy, but with an air of mischeviousness.

and he folded.

"yeah, uhm... twinsies." he managed, a shy smile on his face. "say, uh, what's your name? 'm johnny."

[stoneybun]

(JSchlatt x fem, plus sized reader.) 

- Casual w/ slight nsfw, getting high with Schlatt after being overwhelmed at a party. No usage of y/n 

12:03AM read your phone screen, the bright light illuminating your face as you squint. Why the fuck was the brightness turned up that high? After temporarily blinding yourself, you blink as you turn your attention back to the still-burning joint in your hand. Can't let it go to waste despite the fact your pupils are blown, the very corners of your eyes starting to get bloodshot. That alone showed how high you were, considering your eyes don't normally get too irritated when you smoke.  

The night started out fine, great even. You were invited over to a house party while a few other creators were in town for some project. You didn't know the details, not even a content creator yourself but had the pleasure of being friends with a few of them. Things started getting too loud; suddenly hyperaware of how stuffy the whole house felt with the multiple bodies in there combined with the fact the guys were starting to get loud, including Schlatt. You loved the dumbasses dearly, but sometimes it got too much to handle, and right now was one of those times.  

Your disappearance didn't go unnoticed for long, mid-pull of your second puff before the glass door slid open. A looming shadow ungracefully steps out onto the patio, nearly stumbling over the slight edge of the metal frame yet managing to play it off. 

"'ey, toots," rang that lovely, gruff voice thick with a New York accent you knew so well; but you didn't even need to hear it to know it was Schlatt. He had a way of making his presence known. It wasn't the first time he'd thrown the nickname at you; he'd been doing it more recently ever since he let it slip one night while he was drunk, loving the way a simple pet name made your eyes practically sparkle. He loved that he did that to you. He Also loved the way your pants hugged your curves right now as you were facing away from him, leaning forward against the railing, watching the fabric ripple to show off the soft curves of your hips and thighs that he wanted to feel under his palms as he'd groan about how perfect you feel just as he's imagined. He'd be good, though. For now. But he'd be lying if he said he didn't briefly stare at the way your ass looked because God Damn. 

"Hey," you grin lazily, turning your head to look over your shoulder at the man, having to angle it just right to meet his eyes properly. 

"Y'gonna keep all that to yourself, huh?" Schlatt chimes, a dopey and smug grin forming on his face as his warm, dark eyes flicked to the joint dangling between your fingers. This made you roll your eyes as you took another quick drag before passing it off to him, silence falling for a few minutes while smoking with him. The two of you casually pass the joint back and forth, eventually getting down to the last third. Bouts of silence like this usually were comfortable between you two, not really feeling like you needed to fill the gaps. Plus, part of you thought Schlatt might've needed the silence just as much as you considering the fact you both could hear the laughter and banter from inside the house muffled from a window that was cracked open a few feet away. After a while you felt his presence come closer, his elbows casually resting on the railing as he leaned forward beside you while his forearms hung off the edge. He currently was looking at something in the distance to keep himself from staring at you like an idiot.  "You good?" 

"Yeah, just needed a break from those knuckleheads," Schlatt smirked, his eyes moving down to meet yours. While he wasn't lying about that, a bigger part of it was the fact He wanted to make sure You were okay. Plus, he found himself enjoying the more quiet, peaceful moments like this with you more than being a dumbass with his friends. 

"Tell me 'bout it," you chuckle, shaking your head fondly. You always understood him, didn't you? 

He loved how comfortable he felt being around you, and he never wanted it to stop. 

"I could tell ya 'bout a lotta things, toots." 

[pray4saint]

schlatt had to remind himself every day, every night, and every time he saw you that the two of you were nothing more than friends.

we're just friends, he'd think while you'd cuddled up to him during a movie at his place. we're just friends, he'd repeat in his head when you slept in his bed despite him having a guest room. we're nothing more than friends, he'd let the words bounce around his head when you kissed cheek, and his forehead, and occasionally his lips.

here you were again before him, crying into his shoulder. your arms were wrapped tight around his neck, legs on either side of him while you sat on his lap in the living room. he listened to your cries and complaints and sobs, rubbing soothing circles into your back, under your shirt. he cooed at you and shushed you. ”she didn't deserve you y/n, you've gotta know that.”

he pressed a short kiss atop your head, rocking you side to side in his lap, much like one would a baby. still, the tears poured from your eyes. ”no use wastin' your pretty tears on her.” it really did break his heart to see you hurting over anyone, much less someone who claimed to be your friend, especially when he treated you so much better. we're just friends. but it was true, you both knew it, that he'd make a much better boyfriend as shown by how close the two of you already were. he'd even a wonderful husband one day, and you knew his spouse would be the luckiest person in the world. we're just friends. the unspoken words seem to stop him from saying anything else, anything he really wanted to tell you.

then you pulled your head up from his tear-soaked shirt, looking at him with this frown that just made him hurt. your eyes were puffy and your cheeks were red and you were sniffling horribly, but even as he looked up at you like this, you were so pretty. his lips parted as he took in how you looked above him, and your eyes flicked between his bright irises and his lips, that looked oh so soft. slowly, you leaned in, pressing a gentle, short, sweet kiss to his lips. you couldn't see how his pupils dilated or how his free hand tensed close to your thigh. he couldn't help but want more. we're just friends. right. and if you weren't friends, you wouldn't be here, in his lap, staining his shirt, letting him see you a mess, letting his hands over your skin, kissing him. if you weren't friends, there'd be someone else having you as he did. for now, being friends would have to be enough for him.

his lips pulled up into a smile, as if you didn't just kiss him. ”how about, we make some popcorn and then watch a movie in my room, hm? you can get some rest and i can keep an eye on you.” if it had been anyone else, you would've gotten up and left, but it was schlatt, and he was a good friend. with a sniffle, you nodded a yes to him.

[purplifield]

WHERE IS THE TED AND SCHLATT KINKTOBER FIC...my best friend and i have been waiting we were literally counting down to it 😭😭

🪻👻| Show em off

Kinktober

KW: exhibitionism, voyeurism, degradation, oral

When you thought of a great idea to move in with two other people, you were ecstatic! I mean split the bills into three and you can afford your monthly nail salon session. Life was going great and the two roommates were… guys. Best friends; guys. They were fun to hang around and especially with Schlatt, no boundaries were set between your vulgar conversations.

So no shit you ended up lowering your body on his dick, whimpering at the girth. Schlatt loved ass so you were facing away, using his knees as leverage. He laughed how much you were struggling, planting a slap on your rear.

“Joked you can take three guys at once, am I size of four or sumn?” He chuckled. He hissed and bottomed out for a second as you finally fully sucked in his cock, whining. It was a dick you needed a bit time for. His hands found their way on your cheeks, fondling with the soft flesh.

You slowly started to move, his head and veins felt intense. You were out of it, before you knew it, Schlatt laughed a bit again. You looked back and noticed that he was not looking at you, instead just forward; so curiously you looked at where he did.

Ted stood with the grocery bags in hand, eyebrows raised as he took in the sigh you tried to hide so desperately. But Schlatt was sick and smart: he purposely got all blankets and pillows away, now held your hips to stay in place.

“C’mon hun, don’t hide” he reassured, lifting his hips to hit a new deep and make you moan sharply “I mean look at him, he’s hard from watching you split on me” he drew some lines on your back “pathetic, no?”

Ted walked into the kitchen for a minute, and you had the courage to start moving again, your cunt spazming around his dick, letting out soft whines, eyes closed.

Until, you felt something near your mouth. Your eyes shot open and looked up. Ted, with glimmering soft eyes, held his tip against your lips and breathed out “can you?”

You confirmed by kissing his tip and around softly, before licking and finally wrapping your lips around his head.

Sensation was unreal. If you ran from Schlatt’s dick, you got deepthroated, if you ran from Ted, you felt sharp pain on your ass. Do you complied, letting them use you. For a while.

As you felt the climax building, you moaned more, sending vibrations through to Ted, his hand on your head. Schlatt kept his pace and soon, saw a white cumring forming at the base of his cock. Your eyes rolled back, you saw stars and felt how warm liquid filled your mouth, some dripping at corner of your lips. Right as you were to say too much, you felt emptiness in your cunt. You looked back to see Schlatt jerk himself a bit before ropes of white substance were on your ass, dripping down onto his abdomen.

You definitely will live with them for a long while.

[ameilioninone]

as someone with really bad weather anxiety, i can just imagine schlatt comforting you while a bad storm goes over.

like going along with you when you decide to hide out in the bathroom “just in case”

holding you when the rain and thunder really start to pick up, whispering soothing words into your hair

like UGHHH

[realsp1ke]

just… listen to schlatt in the background..

[elileram]

OKAY I arise from the dead! *again*

Ima be going off my longg hiatus today so except me to start posting some Hcs and Blurbs ^^ <3

[pray4saint]

thanking the gods my ex played hockey and baseball rn so i sort of know what im talking about

– hockey player ted who takes the time to explain to you different plays and you're just so invested in what he's saying

he'll skate over to the area where he knows you are, and if you're sitting close to the ice, he'll wave at you

his teammates get sooo jealous and make it known to your boyfriend because they're either single or their partners would rather be doing anything else

also hockey dates, where you and ted skate around and he tries to teaches you how to play the game, although definitely not as competitively, he doesn't wanna hurt you

oh also because hockey is such an aggressive sport sometimes, ted is only ever thinking of you when someone knocks him off his feet, because he knows when he looks over, you're standing up, watching him, mouthing at him to just get up

– baseball player schlatt who glances over at you in the stands every time he's up to bat and gives you a wink, making you cover your face with your hand for a split second to hide the blush, but you don't want to miss his play

if the team's going out to party after the game? you go to. of course you're on your boyfriends side the entire time because he sees how his teammates ogle you

also schlatt who sometimes catches you wearing his jersey when you're over at his place, and obviously it's huge on you but you love it nonetheless

also his hat, sometimes he'll yell through the house asking you if you knew where it was and you told him you didn't but you'd just forgotten you were wearing it

this is a self indulgent housewife hc but he lets you wash his uniform between games

Meri,

what are your thoughts on hockey player!Ted and baseball player!Schlatt?

HOCKEY PLAYER TED HAS MY HEART BRO (and other parts of me)

baseball player schlatt, too. UGH AUXH SEXY SPORTS FOR SEXY MEN

but yeah you'd be the supportive partner, cheering them on from the sidelines, their number facepainted on your cheek :3

[squinch-depraved]

wennie's masterlist !!!

bold = 18+ (MDNI) !please alert me if a link isn't working!

jschlatt:

schlatt waking you up and using you however he wants

getting caught being a slut on ted's couch

bratty munch schlatt

sex chocolates

ted finds footage of you and schlatt

cnc gunplay with schlatt

double penetration with poly!tedschlatt

breeding kink with schlatt

schlatt hires a hot secretary and can't stay away

giggly sex/mating press with schlatt

phone sex with schlatt

schlatt x fwb!reader hcs

schlatt buys you a maid outfit

schlatt but reader's being a brat (camping p1)

breeding kink but this time he makes your belly bulge

shibari japan fic p1

cnc lc!schlatt

sitting on schlatt's lap when ted walks in

sexy cool reader takes schlatt's virginity (college au)

schlatt eats pussy for the first time (college au)

jealous schlatt (college au)

schlatt steals your panties

hole inspection w/ schlatt

tedschlatt get reader high and take advantage

priest schlatt

spooning and jerking off schlatt

ted and schlatt mommy kink hcs

feederism/eructophilia with schlatt

mild cnc/intox with schlatt

schlatt x single mom!reader (how you met hcs)

schlatt x single mom!reader p1

schlatt catches you humping a rammie plushie

lc!schlatt halloween party intox

schlatt feeds you leftover halloween candy

schlatt short blurb 1

schlatt nsfw alphabet

ted nivison:

getting caught being a slut on ted's couch

smoking with ted and he gets really shy

ted finds footage of you and schlatt

ted shower sex

double penetration with poly!tedschlatt

ted oral fixation hcs

ted cnc stoned reader free use

ted and cscoop three way

sitting on schlatt's lap when ted walks in

tedschlatt get reader high and take advantage

ted and schlatt mommy kink hcs

taking ted's virginity (college au)

ted eating you out with a mustache

tedschlatt:

getting caught being a slut on ted's couch

ted finds footage of you and schlatt

double penetration with poly!tedschlatt

sitting on schlatt's lap when ted walks in

tedschlatt get reader high and take advantage

ted and schlatt mommy kink hcs

cooper cscoop:

ted and cscoop three way

intox + cnc high and scared reader with cooper

soft smut cooper with chronically ill!reader

cscoop sfw & nsfw hcs p1

cscoop sfw & nsfw hcs p2

cooper takes your virginity

cooper taking pictures and videos of you hcs

long distance video call sex with cooper

cuddly sex w/ cooper

cscoop nsfw alphabet

charlie slimecicle:

asking him to take you home from a party leads to more

buying charlie a toy to use while you're gone on a trip

charlie begging to sit under your desk so he can taste you

trying for a baby with charlie

taking charlie's virginity (college au)

making charlie film himself jerking off in a mirror

virgin!college au:

part 1 (taking schlatt's virginity)

part 2 (schlatt eats you out for the first time)

part 3 (taking charlie's virginity)

part 4 (how schlatt finds out about you and charlie)

part 5 (taking ted's virginity)

part 6 (schlatt finds out)

part 7 (foursome...?)

[pray4saint]

since i need a fucking break from the ongoing incident, here's a little something i cooked up, it's situationship!poly!tedschlatt + reader's love or host

– you weren't as nervous as you thought you'd be, sitting in front of your desk, eyes glued to your monitor, hand hovering over the mouse. that was at least until you joined the video call and looked around at all the faces. one thing you were not expecting, despite how much you'd talked about your upcoming love or host on your streams and to your friends, was to see your multi-person situationship. oh shit. for a second, you smile faltered when your eyes landed on schlatt and ted shortly after.

if it had just been schlatt, you might've been expecting it, after all, he was pretty much a regular on the show, but since ted was there, on the same screen, you were doing everything in your power not to let your jaw fall slack.

this was going to be a long several hours, especially with how you'd see ted or schlatt look down and then as soon as their head would pop up, your phone would buzz on the desk and you'd wait until austin started talking again to check it.

[criswritessometimes]

hickey blurbs - (1/3) - schlatt

contents - hickeys, suggestive themes (no actual sex just like grinding), chuckle sandwich (rip babygirl), gn reader, no use of (y/n)

ted charlie

author note // hi! enjoy the first post and i hope you stick around to read any other sick thoughts i have about men in my head :).

it was a lazy day with your boyfriend schlatt, the both of you sitting on the couch all day as you traded off from watching some tv, to other shows, and gaming and rinsing and repeating. this was a rare event since you had a work-from-home day, and schlatt didn’t have to record anything for the day. you slowly wormed your way into sitting on his lap throughout the day. your legs were thrown over one of his, and your back was against his other leg, so you were sitting perpendicular to him and, well, on him. plates sat in front of both of you on the coffee table from dinner, with his beer and your glass of wine on either side. one last email and you promised you would be his for the rest of the night. you finish typing as you ask, “ok how does this sound,” you pause, “carrie, as discussed previously, attached is the reported earning from the last three quarters aand how it affected gross revenue for the year of 2024, growth in the company, as well as total earnings in the company. i will be back in the office tomorrow morning at 8 am to answer anyother questions you may have. have a great rest of your night.” you look up at him to gage his reaction, “isn’t this the like third email you’ve sent to her about this shit?” he asks, moving to grab his beer. “yeah, i don’t know what she doesn’t understand about it.” you look back at your laptop, “but does it sound good?” “i’d send it.” he takes a sip of his beer. you send the email and shut your laptop, reaching over the coffee table to set it down. 

you let out a big stretch which schlatt comments on, “ooo big stretch babe, giving jambo completion.” he chuckles as he places a hand on your thigh and rubs back and forth with this thumb. you finish stretching and lay across him for a moment, collecting your thoughts and enjoying his touch on your thigh. you feel his hand come higher and higher until it reaches your hip squeezing it to let you know his intentions. you look over at him with your eyebrows raised, “yeah?” “you’ve been glued to your laptop all day toots. i need you.” he just about begs. you fake a pout and begin to sit up to move to sit on his lap, “oh poor baby needs me because i had to work all day.” schlatt's hands reach for your sides as you settle into his lap. “can’t even wait, needs to have me right here on the couch, right honey?” you tease. “yeah, kinda.” his voice softens as he looks away from your gaze as he moves his hips away from your core as to not turn himself on anymore. your hand comes under his chin to force him to look at you as you start to grind on his lap, feeling his dick harden. you lean in and meet his lips in a searing kiss as his hands start to lose their grip as he starts to go into a state of bliss. “good jay?” you pull away and kiss under his ear, moving to his neck. “so good baby.” he whimpers out. 

your hips stop moving as you start to kiss his neck; you can sense he’s about to start complaining about it, so you start to suck hickeys onto his neck, stopping his complaints with moans. “wanna make you feel good jay.” you say into his skin, kissing and sucking more leaving dark marks. his hands start to work their way under your shirt, and you feel them on your back, griping and squeezing whatever he can. his neck is a mess at his point; some marks are so purple you’re scared that you accidentally broke the skin. you pull back from him, and your fingers trace the marks around his neck. “i think i might’ve been a little too rough with you, i’m sorry jay.” you lean into his neck to gently kiss the marks as an apology to his neck more than to him. his hand rubs up and down your back, “it’s ok toots, as long as you think they look good.” he smiles as he leans to kiss you on his lips. your hands move up to his hair, and you tangle your fingers in his locks and start to move the both of you so he can lay down with you on top of him. 

as you’re about to start to lay down, schlatts phone starts going off. 

you pull away from him and look over at the phone, then back at him. “it’s probably nothin’,” he states. you start kissing him again, and jay’s fingers find the shirt hem and start to pull it up, wanting it off. 

his phone goes off again. 

as your shirt comes off, you glance over to his phone. “umm, babe, it’s ted.” you pick the phone up, showing schlatt the stupid contact photo he had for ted. he sighs, knowing he probably forgot something ted needed. schlatt starts to sit up, and you hand the phone to him and shimmy off his lap sitting next to him. he answers the phone and puts it on speaker phone, “ello?” he asks, his accent coming back to him. “dude where the hell are you? we’re supposed to record for the podcast tonight.” ted asks over the phone. schlatt throws his head back as his hand rubs over his face. “nah you’re right i totally forgot. i’ll be on as soon as i can.” he hangs up. schlatt kisses you one last time as an apology for the sudden stop, “i’ll see you in hour ok? i wanna pick up where we stopped.” you nod and smile.  he had mentioned this was the last day to record it for the week, so they couldn’t push it another day. he stands from the sofa and makes his way into his office. you put your shirt back on and clean up from dinner. 

you can overhear the start of the conversation between schlatt, ted, and tucker when schlatt turns his computer on. “hey guys, sorry i’m late.” he was still turning his camera on and plugging his headphones in because the next thing you hear is ted, basically screaming, “jesus christ! what the fuc-” you chuckle to yourself as even schlatt hadn't seen his neck until he turned his camera on. “baby!” you hear schlatt call for you from his office, you already knew what he needed and grab the hoodie on the sofa. once you walk in, his eyes greet you, and he has that shit-eating grin on his face. you hand him the hoodie, and he trades you his headphones; you give him a questioning look. “put them on toots, ted has some words for you.” you put the headphones on and get closer to the mic. “hi ted, hi tucker.” you greet him with a sweet smile. “hi yeah, do you know what happened to schlatt’s neck?” ted asks cutting to the chase immediately. you look back at him; he’s scooted closer since the hoodie is on, so the viewers won’t be asking a bunch of questions. you look back at ted, “dunno, probably like a vampire or something.”

[mackscheese]

Tits - Schlatt Blurb Fic

slightly suggestive, non-gendered pronouns for reader but has tits (if i missed anything, please tell me <3) minors dni

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Schlatt loves tits.

It's that one thing he likes to bring up every chance he can get, which is why, as his partner with some sizeable boobs, it's always entertaining to tease him.

Hanging around a warehouse for a video Ted was filming, you and Schlatt were just running around stupid.

How else were you two going to fill the boring ass time between filming?

The game you two were playing was no different from the kids game tag, despite the two of you being grown ass adults and highly competitive.

This made you wearing a low - cut shirt to your advantage.

Running away from the taller, more broad man, you had to think of something quick to get him off of your ass. So, you turn around, slightly pull your already low shirt down, and push your tits together.

He immediately stopped in his tracks, mouth falling slightly agape at the sight in-front of him.

If the man wasn't in a public space, no doubt he would have fallen to his knees. (like the freak he is)

He stood still as you proceeded to run away, his mind going a mile a minute.

You knew in your mind you were going to get it later, leaving him with a semi hard on the rest of filming, but hey, its totally worth it.

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i'm aware this is shit, please cut me slack 😭 its been a couple of years

[spencerinsecret]

Short Schlatt blurbs <3

This is my first story on tumblr so it might not look awesome

NSFW & SFW !!

Mdni please !!

SFW

Schlatt is VERY good at cooking. He doesn’t like to do it much but he will for you. Whenever he does cook he always makes up an excuse like “you don’t know how to cook this.” But deep down he just wants to show you how much he cares about you. <3

He loves cuddling. He loves when you put your head on his chest or when he gets to be the big spoon. He wants to have his body touching yours at all times, it makes him feel safe.

Schlatt is SO good with kids. Every time one of your friends brings their kids around Schlatt is the first to say hi to them. And of course he always kneels down to be their height so they don’t hurt their neck looking up at him.

Believe it or not he’s not afraid or embarrassed to go get you tampons or pads. He doesn’t care , he’ll text you asking what kind you need and he will make sure it’s the correct kind.

•He loves watching you sing along to songs. If it’s in the car and it’s a song you like? He will turn up the volume. Even if it’s in your house or his , if y’all are ever listening to music he’ll make sure it’s a song you like. (Meaning that he usually lets you play your playlists)

NSFW UNDER THE CUT !!

• this man absolutely LOVES praising you any chance he gets. Like “you’re doing so good for me baby.” Or “taking me so well.” and of course “you look so beautiful” it doesn’t matter what you guys are doing during sex , you will be praised.

• Schlatt is open to try anything you want. Pain? Of course! Rough? Totally! New position? You got it! Literally anything , he is open to try. (Unless it’s like very very weird ofc)

•he is the best at overstimulating you. Not letting you cum until he does. He will make sure you’re out of it by the time you both finish. And of course he’s gonna do it everytime you guys have sex (unless you say otherwise)

•Aftercare is always amazing with Schlatt. (Like what I said with cuddling) after you both cum he’ll pull out and go grab stuff to clean you up with. After he’s cleaned you up and gotten you settled , he lays down beside you , gently stroking your hair. Saying little praises in your ear. Kissing you oh so softly and letting you know how much he loves you.

The end <3

[smallish-t]

Okay okay so hear me out. I've been thinking way to much about how schlatt feels if that makes sense. Like we all know those mutton chops would feel IMMACULATE between your thighs but have you thought about his hands??

I imagine they would be rough feeling but in a good way? His rough textured hands running down your sides as he holds you in place while he eats you out.

"Stop squirming toots, be good and stay still for me."

[kissiej]

Schlatt x Reader Blurbs

Hey everyone! It's my first time writing and im DESPERATELY looking for some inspo! Cant find any except maybe waitress at a diner reader??? lmk if yall have any thoughts <3

~Schlatt most definitely is a heavy sleeper and hates waking up

~I also feel like despite what a lot of people think, he's super affectionate and after a long day he loves to cuddle

~For sure works quite a bit whether it's filming or attending meetings and I feel like at least once a week he'll bring you a gift like flowers or just something he saw when he was out bc he feels bad

~I think his love language would be gift giving or quality time

~He's such a fun guy to be around and is a really good talker, but at the end of a social day he likes to watch TV in silence with you

~If you have long hair he LOVES playing with your hair or brushing it and his favorite thing is trying to do hair styles on you

~He has a pretty easy time falling asleep at night, but if you have insomnia or trouble sleeping he'll try to stay up and help you sleep

~When you're sick, your every wish comes true, if you need anything and I mean ANYTHING, this man will bend over backwards for you

~Even though he can be really affectionate and well spoken, he has a hard time conveying his feelings through words but if you often do he'll feel a bit bad

~If you're in the car he'll almost always let you have the aux, and even though he says he hates your music taste, he secretly loves it (or at least most of it)

Again, please please please let me know if theres any requests and I would love feedback on my writing <3