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the-eternal-moonshine · 2 days ago

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#schultz #peanuts #my gif #blinker #moon

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benevolenterrancy · 3 months ago

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Schultz stumbling on the gang planning or doing something INCREDIBLY verboten and immediately noping out (highlight of every episode imo)

truly the highlight, i fully agree

#hogan's heroes #schultz #sergeant schultz #hans schultz #my art #the return of the bucket helmet my beloathed #hate trying to draw that thing it looks so dumb

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godwantsit · 6 months ago

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#peanuts #snoopy #charlie brown #schultz

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hoganstrudel · 2 months ago

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Hogan's Heroes 4.08 Color the Luftwaffe Red

#hogan's heroes #my screencaps #4.8 #Color the Luftwaffe Red #schultz #hogan #newkirk #carter #screencaps #*#in drag #<- tag for Reasons #request

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tuttle-4077 · 8 months ago

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Guess What It's Time For!

Another headcanon dump that no one asked for! Yay!!!!!

Featuring...

Schultz

Born in 1888, Schultz grew up in Düsseldorf, Germany. He attended school for business and intended to start a toy company before the war broke out. He served in the infantry during WWI, where he saved the life of his commanding officer, Lieutenant Kammler. Though he showed great courage during the war, earning several medals, the experience left him traumatized.

After the war he was able to focus on his company, which kept him somewhat grounded, but his personal life was a mess. Young, handsome, and, more importantly, alive, he was never short of female companionship (see picture). However, he started drinking heavily and it took a toll on his body. His envious physique soon wasted away and he became sloppy and reckless. It wasn’t until he started going with Gretchen that things started turning around. A no-nonsense woman who had known him before the war, she made it her mission to whip him back into shape– at least mentally and emotionally. Eventually he smartened up and the two married. They went on to have five children together. Schultz sometimes still misbehaves, but he will never leave his wife (no matter how much of a battle-axe she is) because he knows he’d be a slobbering mess without her.

Rich and successful with his toy company, Schultz paid little attention to politics outside how they might affect his business. But affect his business, they did. He first noticed things were off when a rival toy company was suddenly put up for sale. Though they were rivals, he had always had a cordial relationship with its owner, Benjamin Grünberg. Grünberg informed Schultz that Jewish companies were being “Aryanized” due to Nazi policies and begged Schultz to buy his company. Schultz did so with the promise that when all the madness settled down, he would resell it to his friend. But the madness did not settle. Soon the government came knocking on Schultz’s door, demanding he fire any and all his Jewish workers.

Suddenly awake, Schultz found the Nazis were implementing more than just anti-semitic policies. They were barreling towards another world war.

Schultz secretly funded the escape of several of his employees and friends, but, unfortunately, it was difficult to leave and many countries simply turned the refugees away. As Jews began to be relocated and disappear, Schultz and his wife decided to hide three children in their home. They both wished to do more, but they were already risking so much with just three. With three children hidden in their home without documents, it made it impossible for the Schultz family to flee Germany.

Before the war started, Schultz’s factories were seized and converted into producing war materials. Still, Schultz remained wealthy. When the war started, he figured he was too old and too successful to be drafted. But drafted he was. When RAF bombers began to be shot down, Schultz was drafted into the Luftwaffe as a prison guard. It was safe, away from the frontlines, and gave Schultz an opportunity to practice his English.

Having a tender heart, Schultz tried his best to make captivity bearable for his prisoners. It was not easy as Stalag 13 was run by a depraved and hard man, Colonel Ruger. Things changed shortly after the arrival of the first Americans. After an (as-of-yet unnamed) incident, Ruger was replaced by Colonel Klink. Things really changed when Colonel Hogan arrived. Strange things began to happen. Schultz, fearing for his safety and that of his family if he became too involved, adopted a “see nothing, know nothing” attitude. But the prisoners’ antics eventually became too much to ignore and while still maintaining his “see nothing” stance, Schultz was more willing to help them, infinitely preferring an Allied victory to the Nazis.

After the war, Schultz was brought to England as a prisoner. He was thoroughly questioned about everything he didn’t see or know about the prisoners’ activities. It took a while, but he finally openly admitted that he did in fact see and know a lot. He was nearly killed in an assassination attempt, but was saved by the heroes at the last minute.

Upon his return to Germany, he learned that Colonel Hogan had arranged for him to receive payment as an Allied operative who had been essential to the organization. With this money, he was able to keep his family fed in the harsh post-war environment and eventually he restarted his company. The families of the children he had sheltered never returned and Schultz officially adopted them all. Grünberg didn’t return either, so Schultz used a large portion of his company’s profits to fund charitable causes that helped Jews resettle, either within Europe or The Holy Land.

Schultz tried to keep in touch with the heroes the best he could. On business trips he would often go to LeBeau’s cafe in Paris, where he was greeted warmly by LeBeau. And anyone who tried to degrade him for being a German was quickly put in their place by his pint-sized, but vicious host. He once met with Hogan in Germany and they shared a lunch. And he sent all the heroes ragdolls.

Schultz passed away in 1958, just shy of his 70th birthday. All the heroes came to his funeral where they fondly remembered their good friend and ally.