#scout and Jake

[arcane-vagabond]

This really is Hangout-coded huh?

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

[pumpkin-mines]

What if gay people were animals

[c4binet-m4n]

i feel like I've reached some sort of epiphany but I don't know what to put in the middle

[streamrecovery]

HELLO WORLD

[arachnopoda]

JAKE FROM STATE FARM?? Why is he in Severance 😭??

[dweeby-the-delightful-demon]

Was requested by a friend to redraw this scene as Scout and Intail because we thought it was funny

[petrikovzz]

face reveal…

he’s literally so I’m your man by mitski listen guys. I saw a petrigrof animatic to that song months back when FAC released and it was my favorite thing for literal months. It’ll never leave my brain.

another magma doodle, thank you for all the love on my last art post 🫶 so happy to see people still enjoy AT/FAC, the brainrot is still very much there. late night post but idc, it’s been a long day but I felt like posting here before I go offline for the next few days to avoid tmp spoilers. thank you guys for sharing and liking my art it’s very appreciated!! good night gang 😴

me rn eating my pizza and watching jay from the kubz scouts while I kinshift before bed:

[baddieladdie]

Where are the heroes (Finn and Jake) in Winter King's universe?

*big spoiler under cut*

If Winter King was projecting the madness of the crown onto Princess Bubblegum, where were the heroes to stop him? Did Winter King 'finish' em?

The Winter King also needed to create his ice scouts in order to protect and rescue him when captured by Queen Candy.

[dragonxv77]

A thing I did for fun.

“What if the Death Battle combatants interacted with each other Marvel Rivals style?”

I’m just saying it would be pretty cool.

[luci-muller]

Collor challange made on Twitter (or X if youre annoying) Featuring :

Red Scout

Chester Cheetah

Jake The Dog

Rotty Tops

Max Rebo

Sonic The Hedgehog

William Afton

Kirby

[ericaportfolio]

After the debacle with the Internet Archive and changing passwords, I posted this to cheer everyone up. It's for something special next week…

[usafphantom-2]

E13A “Jake”

@MatsudaHI via X

[coolburgerphone]

Digital footprint is afraid of ME

Examples of actual comments I have left on TikTok edits:

"God his submissive eyes 🤭"

"I'm no waiter, but I'll take HIS tip"/“I’m not a waiter but I’ll take HIS tip”

"Jaw AGAPE (open for interpretation)"

"I love how aggressive he sounds 🤭🤭"

"Served, eated, licked, and washed my dish CLEAN"

"I'm the reason he needs that cane btw guys"

“Yeah well you do that to me and that’s unfair in the work environment”

“Oh I’m trying to rise something”

“Parental figure: ‘why is there an FBI vest on the floor@”

“Crying but not from my eyes”

“FINISHED ‼️”

“When he came on the screen, so did I”

“Why’s he saying it like it’s a question? He WILL be calling me (I’ve called him 27 times and he hasn’t answered) 😭”

“Oh I’m saying more than ‘okay’”

“I NEED A 24 HOUR VERSION OF HIS WHIMPERS (for research purposes Ofc)”

“Ik it swings when he walks”

“The FBI vest stays on”

“Oh I’m ‘please’ing you tonight”

“Eatmeowt (say that slowly)”

“That’s us clapping the background btw 🤭”

“He can use that gun on me”

“Hair looking so pullable (I need to be sedated)”

“Pants need to be tighter 🥱”

“I need him in a biblical sense”

“CLEAN UP AISLE MY PANTS”

“I have something to say 😀🤚”

“He’ll need a seatbelt for how hard I’m about to rock him (I need to be detained)”

“It’s okay though, I’m legal 🤭”

“I want to keep him in my basement”

“He can bang me”

“STOP PROFILING ME”

“Until I’m destroyed and he can’t breathe”

“I can make him squeal”

“His balls getting caught in his zipper was iconic idc”

“Greasy hair is perfect for pulli-”

“Swimming in something tonight (early season Reid hair grease)”

“I’m the water bc he’s inside m-”

“He can shove whatever he wants in my throat, beggars ain’t choosers in this household”

“I can show him my super massive black hole”

“Sometimes I’m glad to have hallucinations, bc he’s always welcome as my sleep paralysis demon 😈”

“I had something diabolical to say, but my fingers were preoccupied, and now I forgot what it was (WOAH WHO SAID THAT WHO SAID THAT?!?!?)”

“The kitty is growling ngl”

“I want to make a comment that would get me demonetised on YouTube”

“Slutty little man waist ✅ lanky build ✅ veiny hands ✅ good google moogly of an ass ✅”

“Consider me thoroughly edged”

“8 inches, leans to the left slightly, girth is reasonable”

“He eat it good btw 🤭”

“Oh! (Toes curled, back arched, tongue out, folds spread, fingers ready, energy drink ready, Spencer Reid life size cut out involved-)”

“One gentle and sweet, one one sinful and a seat”

(If you've seen them, no you haven't).

[jakeyt]

Scout’s Honor will be yours sooner than later.

BUT, this week is a B I G one, for me, personally.

Not to get too personal on main, but this week is the anniversary of my dad’s death (whom I was very, very close to). So, this week (and all of April, for that matter), I don’t usually function as normal. ✨ptsd✨ is fun like that — my body and mind know this month well.

Plus, I had to work an extra day this week due to being out for Good Friday. AND, my students are performing in their school play this week…so, tack that one on there for good measure. lmaooo

Sooo… this week is ~abnormal~, to say the least lol.

But, I promise I am still planning on having an update schedule + I am still planning on it being Mondays. This is because I’m usually off on Mondays. (Oh !! Speaking of… last Monday I had a training, too! Grrr… SO, I’ve worked two Mondays in a row…which I’m not used to having to do anymore — I’m spoiled, I know lol 😨).

Aaaaanyway.

Some might say an explanation isn’t necessary. However, I felt it was, since I said I wanted to do regular, bi-weekly updates with this story… aaaaand, I totally let you down with this past Monday (was supposed to be the first update day).

I want y’all to have the opportunity to be invested in this new story — it is very special to me. These characters have already secured their own little places in my heart… I owe it to them to write their story and share it with all of you. So, I am going to do my best to supply updates to it as regularly as I can. 🩷

Here is the prologue in the mean time… <3

Also, chapter 14 of Covet, if anyone is interested in reading or re-reading. It, arguably, is my favorite so far. :)

[edenpxcc1]

intro post<3

• eden

• he/they

• currently don't have a label to my "aesthetic"/style but I'd say somewhere between emo and punk

• artists I like:

Melanie Martinez

Ashnikko

Jazmin Bean<33

Slipknot

Pierce the veil

Dazey and the scouts

Jake Webber

Johnnie Guilbert

[hvackisser]

WAIT regarding that post about you and your f/o having matching items, I said maybe when scout and I were 18 we got matching tattoos and knowing that scout is ALSO quite good at art, what if we made the designs for each other?? 🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖