#scringee!!

[scringee]

I had a dream that there were Jerma impersonators. Like Elvis impersonators, but for Jerma. And like Elvis impersonators, a large majority of them could officiate weddings. So Jerma did a stream where he managed to hire as many as he could to officiate a wedding between himself and another Jerma impersonator. It was just a church full of Jermas all speaking over each other, while Real Jerma was trying to get them to settle down.

[jewishevelinebaker]

I know your icon is Mulder from x files but every time I glance at it I think it's Columbo in front of the lesbian flag and don't even question it. With how often that guy talks about his wife, he might as well be a lesbian

he is a lesbian, just like mulder <3

[purplequay]

daredevil icon and chris sketch for @scringee ! :-3

my pinned got a link to my commission info 🩸🩸🩸

[bleachcakes]

Art commission I got by @scringee !!

Genderbent Jackie with Frank + a meme redraw lol

[twilitfossil]

@hidingoutbackstage tagged me to make an acrostic playlist with my name and tag someone to do it, thanks sid :3

searching for a former clarity - against me!

absence - ludovico technique

never try - pup

this is then - we cut corners

indians never die - black belt eagle scout

anyone can play guitar - midwife

ghost page - red vox

on ex-husbands and wives - quiet company

tagging @kittyjarry @ilan @exrocist @scringee @ftmbruce @horrorknife no pressure :)

[scringee]

Au where Zack is like bound to the sword due to lifestream idk.

[hidingoutbackstage]

Tag someone you wish to get to know better game

Tagged by @doomednarrative thx Kief!

Last song: Horror Movies by Hain's Point I just keep listening to it on loop trying to learn the lyrics lmao it's so good

Favorite color: Blue!

Last movie/TV show: I've been binging Sgt Frog to catch up to the episodes my partner's on (if you're wondering what those round colorful creatures I keep reblogging are from, that's it, it's an anime from the early 2000s and it's so funny)

Sweet/spicy/savory: Even though I'm a white jew who cannot handle their spice, I'm gonna say spicy because a lot of sweet stuff can be too sweet for me and I prefer spicy to savory in general

Relationship status: Over three years strong with my beloved boyfriend (who is, despite all the jokes, not actually my beloved mutual Audrey)

Current obsession: Probably my own fanfiction tbh considering when my mind drifts while I'm at work, that's one of the first things it drifts to. The first fic in the series is here btw I'm working on writing the rest before I post them so they don't fall into the trap of "Sid doesn't feel like writing anymore" like what happened with yhsb

Last book: Men Women and Chainsaws! And by gd do I have a lot to say about the current climate around the term "final girl" oh my gd

Looking forward to: 1) Seeing Six the musical this March with my boyfriend and getting to meet up with an internet friend I haven't seen irl in almost 3 years, and 2) seeing Audrey this June when he's in my state for a wedding (not mine and my boyfriend's, unfortunately)

Tagging: @angel-trapped @janny-aqua @scringee and @consortloulan (and any other moots who see this and wanna do it, go ahead!)

[mushroompoisoning]

I can't send image asks but imagine a crying sniffling whimpering pathetic little guy in your inbox ok?

why cant you send images do i have images off??

[gwensy]

@scringee

[archivistbot]

Martin, is Jon small?

MARTIN:  Small. But he’s got a big, wild, wild heart.

ARCHIVIST:  [Exhales] Shut up, Martin.

[scringee]

You can check my art tag "scringee art" for more examples, but here are some previous commissions I've completed.

If you want a background, it'll be an extra 10 dollars, and an additional person in the art will be the price for whatever quality you're choosing minus 10 bucks. For example, if you're getting two half body, fully rendered, then the additional character will jack the price up to $75. I take PayPal, venmo, and cashapp. Reach out to me here or on discord @scringee to talk it out. Thank you so much.

[hevsimulation]

Fuck, Benrey! Tommy, will that have any ill effects on Gordon since the simulation didn't get a chance to shut down properly??? Will he be okay????

I...

We have this mornings backups if anything goes seriously wrong, at least.

[talorly]

BRUHHHHH I JUST STARTED READING THROUGH YOUR EXTRACTION STUFF BECAUSE I MISSED SOME AND YOU REALLY STABBED ME IN THE HEART WITH THAT JOSHUA THING RGHT IN THE MIDDLE HUH??? BRUHHHHHHH. I AM. CRYING THANKS

SORRY I HAD THE IDEA AND I COULDNT WAIT TIL AFTER EXTRACTION TO DRAW IT, ID HAVE FORGOTTEN!!

[security-chief-calhoun]

CHAPTER TWELVE: The Shephard Read from the beginning

Chapter summary:

On May 3, 2001, in the Santego Military Base, a man in a suit catches the attention of one Corporal Adrian Shephard.

tag list: @just-a-space-nugget @splatoonlink @neoncreeper6 @scringee @starl1ght-child @oreinsbelt @cielosphere @pyro-technically @egg-on-a-legg @crowbarcollector @caramellvibecheck @nakitengoku @yugidmega @0sha-ink-rose @sorashiro001 @blumoonwolf @lenroot @titanorosa @neohart @a-magical-boy

[hidingoutbackstage]

Okay since none of you love me I made Alice and Wendy edits because these kids are adorable

[koroly]

https://twitter.com/scringee/status/1471888868807000067?t=jUP3ZWTFzEiMymoOmrcOLg&s=19