#scythe cheeky

[vividmilk]

"my friends call me a loser, cause i'm still hanging around."

cookie lady on chappell roans 'rise and fall of a midwest princess' , cheeky is by the lovely @scytheaudio

can't wait for the next villain 💥

[beedoes-stuff]

blade: if i were a gardener i would put our tu-lips together

dark: *blushing* blaaaaaaade

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v: if i were a gardener you’d be my hoe

cheeky: thanks.

and here’s some more quotes bc i miss this series:

v: what that mouth do?

cheeky: complain

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v: stop forgiving my crimes i worked really hard on those

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juniper: soo how’d the date with blade go?

dark: i tried complimenting her, but i couldn’t decide between “you have an amazing smile” and “you’re eyes are so beautiful” so when she looked at me i panicked and said “you have eyes”

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anima: stop calling me a bad person just because i’m orchestrating your downfall

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cheeky: i’m so cute and fun and fucking doomed

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wilder: *opens his mouth to speak*

L, immediately: don’t. i don’t know what you’re going to say, but shut up.

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blade: free my man, he did all of it but i don’t care

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v: “i expected better from you” well that was your fault lmao i got nothing to do with that

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atrocity: i am normal and can be trusted around exposed neck flesh

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cheeky: they hate me for my girlish whimsy and my immense fear of being useless

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L: with all due respect, which is none,

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atrocity: as an empath my heart really aches when you guys are losers

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cheeky: and for my next trick, i’m gonna need my gun back

[cordyceparchment]

Potentially unpopular opinion but in my mind Agent 6006 is a straight faced bitch. The cheekiness is in the dead-pan delivery. The judgement is in the silent eyebrow raise.

I think failgirls are just funnier when they take themselves seriously and pretend they are not failgirls. Fall face first into the dirt and then pick yourself off and pretend that didn't happen. "Deep into denial about their dignity still existing" type shit.

EDIT AND ADDITION: I want you all to know that she sounds like Philomena Cunk.

[piffany666]

(Sine the latest video was a masquerade audio I thought now would be a good time to post this) a little while ago on the scythe discord server @astralbulldragon13 made a list of masquerade outfits for each of the listeners and I asked if I could draw them. After like 2-3 months. I've finished

First off we got! Twinkle

Next, we have cheeky

Grey grey!

Demon girl!

Sweet cheeks! Without mask/with mask

Succubus listener!

Witch girl!

Witch listener (incubus' partner)

(There are more I've just apparently hit the limit of photos tumbler let's you put in a post)

[astralbulldragon13]

Movie Night

It was raining heavily outside, an occasional grumble of thunder shook the wall, and a flash of lightning illuminated the sitting room. Two people could be seen sitting on a couch with a bowl of popcorn, in front of a television. After a hard week, it was time to relax and enjoy a movie.

(I think we all need some fluffy slice of life to feel better about the state of the universes. These are movies I enjoy that I think other they best suite these characters.)

V & Cheeky (Predator)

These two strike me as horror movie fans

Cheeky was probably apprehensive when V put the movie in after the kids when to bed, especially when she saw the title.

‘V, I swear to god if this is a damn porno-” “Calm down, woman, it’s not a porno, it’s a horror movie, you like them.”

The two of them find this movie oddly hilarious, especially with all the macho men.

Cheeky laughs a lot during the dirty jokes.

V likes the scenes with Arnold, especially where they're the meme scenes.

They love the, "You're one ugly motherfucker," line.

Cheeky usually winds up in V’s lap during

JayJay & Twinkles (Care Bears II: New Generation)

A sweet movie that’s slightly dark. Best thing for these two, so let’s stick with the wholesome.

Jayjay likes the bright colors and the cute little animals.

Twinkle was thinking of getting him a Care Bear for Christmas.

Dark Heart makes them both think of a cuddly Maverick.

Will chant 'I care," during that one scene.

Jayjay always winds up leaning against Twinkle, munching on the popcorn.

Siren x Sweetcheeks (Labyrinth)

Leave it to the siren to enjoy the musical

The whole movie is a bit of a muppet mind-trip, so it fits for these two.

I fully believe that the two would sing along with the songs, like, it’s a whooole karaoke night for these two

Si definitely pulls Sweetcheeks up to slow dance to ‘As the World Falls Down’.

Great, now I want to know if A. Scythe has seen Labyrinth, and B. I need him to cover at least one of the songs.

Thier favorite quote is, 'It's only forever, not long at all.' (Yes, I know it's not an actual line, but it fits them too well!)

Also, these two wind up curled around each other on the couch.

Zombie (before the Zombie) x Wife (The Last Unicorn)

The married couple gets some love with another musical.

I imagine these two watching this movie while the wife was pregnant, just singing along with the amazing soundtrack.

Singing does have some benefit while pregnant, so I picture them singing along to every song.

And when the baby got there, they would play the movie in as background noise.

Their favorite line is 'When men are fairytales and books are written by rabbits.'

They usually wind up spooning on the couch, her back against his chest.

[queen-of-the-idiots]

THINGS THAT I THINK CHEEKY IS VERY GOOD AT AND BETTER THAN V AND L AT:

(AKA, Cheeky is getting bullied on the interwebs, and I’m choosing to take that personally.)

Science and Mathy Things- Cheeky worked as a scientist for The Corporation for YEARS. Science and Math were her main jobs, and jokes about her not getting a simple math equation (FALSE ALLEGATIONS, DISPROVEN LATER) aside, I bet that she’s really good at stuff like that.

Being Clear- Cheeky is BLUNT. She says exactly what she’s thinking, no holds barred. She does what she wants, and has a awesome time doing it. She is one of the ONLY characters to be straightforward about intentions, blind spots, and feelings on issues. Part of this is probably because the others have to hide aspects of themselves in order to stay safe, and she didn’t really have to do that, but MY POINT STANDS!!!

Learning and Evolving- Cheeky is smart. Wicked smart. She picks up on things really quickly, learns from her mistakes with little to no trouble, and finds where she can be the most service. I’m not saying that other characters DON’T do these things, but I am saying that Cheeky doesn’t get enough credit for all that she does. She’s the ONLY light magic user in the world. She doesn’t have a mentor, boss, or anyone who TRULY understands her powers. V and L can only take her so far, a lot of her learning is practical application. And yet, she picks up on concepts very quickly, to the point that MULTIPLE CHARACTERS have commented on it. I could go on, but I won’t.

Emotional Vulnerability/Stability- Nuff said. I’m playing, but seriously, Cheeky adds a human element to V’s dynamic that is needed. V cares for and about people, obviously, but he doesn’t make it a point to tell them that or express that. (Probably due to a fear that they’ll be taken from him stemming from his childhood but WE DON’T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THAT-) Cheeky, however, has incredible empathy. She’s a protector, a healer, and a good person at heart. It’s even reflected in her magic! She does things that are difficult for her, and she handles it like a champ. Is she probably a little more sensitive rn because of the whole Atrocity situation? Maybe. But still! She also is able to bounce back from difficult situations with relative ease. (Most people would NOT be that chill with finding out that their whole life is a lie and they’ve been under mind control.)

Her Magic- Look, is Cheeky the strongest magic user? No, not by a long shot. Twinkle has more magical prowess than Cheeky, and Twinkle is making it up as she goes! But Cheeky still does have access to a whole other side of magic that the others don’t. And I think that makes her pretty neat. Furthermore! That same magic helped her break free of mind control (which we don’t have record of many people doing) and stay alive!

In Conclusion!

Cheeky is a boss, and I will not stand for this slander of her good name.

[nomaged]

new scythe audio was so good i literally went crazy. AUGH DEVELOPMENT YES! been a cheeky stan since day one that is my girl!! these mfs have been left high and dry though 😭 BEEN A YEAR AND YOU START MAKING OUT THE FIRST TIME U MEET AGAIN GOOD FOR THEM GOOD FOR THEM ‼️

[adesperatebitch]

I was watching the villain series by Scythe and I really love the dynamic between Cheeky and V. It’s one sided; V doesn’t love cheeky, and she’s devoted to him, always at his beck and call. No healthy boundaries and a bit toxic, he manipulates her feelings for him for his benefit. He’s a villain; and I love that Scythe doesn’t shy away from the fact. He did choke her that one time and bitch still stayed

My dude hasn’t had time to process the death of his family, who got murked in the most vicious way possible. I completely understand why he doesn’t have the heart or capacity to love her as much she loves him. If that happened to me, that would fuck me up for years..

Thank you for coming to my TED talk! Good fucking writing, Scythe

[vhsc1ty]

agent boob 😜 and the shady dickhead ⛓️🔥

[msgillianlattea]

So, as yall know, it's been a hot second since @scytheaudio posted 'villain' latest episode I really was just toying around with this for a bit too long lol so here's Cheekys flash back feels! Hope yall like it, love youuuuu!! 💕💕💕

[xdolls-crownx]

I have too much free time

Could you imagine if the Blade of Seraph ended up being as corrupt of the Corporation? I mean Cheeky has been through both and having lost so many people in her life and then being betrayed TWICE. I’d be so messed up if I was her.

Cheeky would only have V, L, and Wilder (unless they were also corrupt) and even then, she rarely sees them other than living with Wilder.

She’d have to constantly be on the run unless she somehow ends up with a ‘fix all’ button.

The reason I thought of this was because it’s been made very apparent that the Blade of Seraph along with other magical beings hate the Corporation. Most of them just want to be able to live freely but there is a good few who want to be above humans.

I can’t see an ending where this impending war between the Corporation and magical beings doesn’t end with either side truly winning. At least with how Scythe writes things.

[vividmilk]

‘you’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you’

V AND CHEEKY HELLO?! i finally did V 🙏🙏 i love doing these tehe

characters again are from scythe audio’s villian series! >_<

[beedoes-stuff]

i love it when they hit u with the emotionally damaged character saying “what are you doing” when they get hugged

10/10 rlly just makes u wanna scream and sob

[cordyceparchment]

Last one for today

its just another Agent 6006. Unintentionally she just is the prettiest one to me.

[escapedaudios]

Fun fact! My second ever series was slated to be a fantasy series, but I absolutely shit canned the whole thing. I'll never, ever produce it so I'm gonna yap about it here. It was an adaptation of a Dungeons and Dragons campaign I wrote and DMed back in 2020 called Cobañera.

The story began with the listener attacking the main speaker (Thorne) with powerful magic. As he struggles against her spells, he tells her to try and remember their journey, that she doesn't really want to kill him. The story flashes back to one year prior, where they first met.

In a world where magic once thrived but is now heavily repressed after a prophecy fortelling the progress of magic would cause a world-ending war, two young and hungry directionless youths meet. They take on an odd job to transport a sealed crate containing a decommissioned and illegal magical artifact to be fully disposed of. On their journey, however, they are attacked by a member of a radical rebellion group (Plague Covenant) determined to restore magic to the world to it's former glory by forcefully infecting people with a plague that imbues them with dangerous and unstable wild magic.

They try to flee, but can't outrun their attackers. The listener tries to save Thorne from the Plague Covenant, and to her surprise, manages to do so using magic. The Plague Covenant yields when they see she is gifted with magic and leave them alone, with both the Listener and Thorne absolutely in shock that she could cast spells.

They become fearful that if someone learned of her magic, they would believe she was infected with the plague. They seek the help of the few who still understand magic, and find themselves entangled between three warring factions, all with different interpretations of the prophecy.

Anyway I got writer's block before I could write the middle of the story. The big plot twist towards the turning point of the plot was that the prophecy never showed their world's future, but rather the past of a long-dead world from a parallel timeline where the magic equivalent of nuclear armageddon took place. The bigger plot twist was that a few hundred powerful individuals from the old timeline escaped to their world before being annihilated. The records of their past were shown to the people of the main story's timeline as a "prophecy" to ensure that the only weapon powerful enough to stop them (the magical doomsday device from the other timeline) would never be built.

The bigger BIGGER plot twist was that the listener originated in the other timeline, AND her parents were the leaders of the super secret super evil final boss faction, ANDDDDD they had been engineering her entire life behind the scenes to make her into a powerful magical prodigy ANNNNNDDDD they brainwash her into becoming their leader and like AAAAAAUUUUGGGHH SRTFFHJG.

Anyway, my cat destroyed my laptop and I had to take a hiatus and work on a smaller, shittier backup laptop that could barely edit sound. I got writer's block and started writing another series instead called San Sequestro 1987, which later became The Neon Barbarian.

Anyway, I never came back to Cobañera. Why? I was struggling to convert a (thirty game long, four-player character) Dungeons and Dragons campaign into an eight episode game. Also, things that work for a tabletop RPG story just don't always work well as an audio roleplay story. There were like a million bazillion plot twists and the abundance of factions that made the story more interesting in the tabletop game made the story worse in the audio RP by just absolutely bogging everything down and making everything messy and convoluted.

I ended up just hating the whole thing. I hated the chosen one plot point, I hated that the plot hinged on the introduction of a bullshit multiverse plot device, I hated the fact that the final villains were randomly the listener's parents. I hated the countless tropes I peppered into the script that are forgivable in an interactive medium like a Dungeons and Dragons game but absolutely dull clichés in a scripted story.

Also my character had a funky fantasy British accent but I hated every rehearsal take I did with that accent. The listener's nickname was, I kid you not, "Cheeky". Around the time my fat idiot cat sent my computer to the shadow realm, I discovered a much more popular VA who's audience seemed to heavily overlap with mine named Scythe Audio. His flagship series featured a similarly impertinant speaker with an English accent and a Listener nicknamed Cheeky and I just stared at the YouTube video thinking "you're fucking kidding me lmao hahaha what the FUCK".

I think that was the last straw for me and I just abandoned the project entirely. A million zillion rewrites and then I found this uncanny similarity to this other VA and I just decided the rewrites weren't worth it for this fuckass story. I ended up becoming friends with Scythe after discovering him through that though lmao so silver lining.

[astralbulldragon13]

A Cheeky Little Dance

(TW: mentions of some mild gore at the end as well as a little angst)

Cheeky blinked, realizing where she was. She was in Kayley’s room, she had just finished reading the little one her bedtime story out of a handmade story book. Cheeky heaved a sigh as she closed the book, and set it on her bedside counter, pressing a kiss to the little girl’s forehead as a shadow fell over them from the open doorway. Cheeky looked over her shoulder to see V.

He was leaning against the door jamb with a smirk. She stood and carefully exited to room, leaving the door cracked open so a bit of light can enter the room. Kayley may have had powers that would have terrified most Corporation agents, but she was still only five years old and was afraid of the dark.

Cheeky met V in the hall and looked up at him. “What is it?”

He took hold of her hand and began to tug her along to the living room. “There was something I wanted to show ya.”

She nodded and followed him, seeing an old LP player on the coffee table. Cheeky couldn’t help but laugh when she noticed the stack of vinyl next to it. “What are you doing V? We just put the kids to bed.”

He looked at her with a smile as he placed a disk on the turn-table. “Well, I just thought, since we finally have a minute, we might as well enjoy ourselves.”

V took her by the hands and they began to dance. It was honestly the most fun that they’ve had in a while. Most of the songs had a fast pace, with lots of spins and twists, she thinks the moves were from the Jitterbug. She didn’t know either of them knew how to dance like that. With the slower songs, they did some sort of waltz. For some reason, she couldn’t tell what the songs were, but it didn’t feel like it mattered.

V couldn’t help but make jokes about Yanks and high school proms, and Cheeky would laugh, poking his sides as punishment for his teasing.

“I just don’t get the obsession for it? Just seems like some stupid pomp and circumstance for girls to get all dressed up and show off.”

The blonde rolled her eyes. “That’s cause you’re a dude.”

Cheeky didn’t exactly have a good tell of the time, but it felt like hours. As the dancing seemed to wind down they were doing a cheesy slow-dance. His arms were wrapped around her waist and held her close, her arms were wrapped over his shoulders, with her head resting on his chest with her eyes closed.

“This feels nice,” Cheeky whispered as they swayed back and forth to some sort of acoustic song. After a few seconds she sighed and opened her eyes. “Is this a dream or are we dead?”

V took a deep breath and rested his chin on top of her head. “I dunno, love. I admit, this does feel too good… what do you think?”

Cheeky felt tears sting her eyes as she gripped his shirt. “If this is a dream, then it’s the happiest dream I’ve ever had in my life. And if this is death… it’s a better afterlife than I deserve.”

She leaned back and looked at him. His appearance had chanced. There were darker shadows under his eyes, and his hair was longer, brushing the collar of his shirt. She reached up and brushed a thumb under one eye to reveal the scar under his right eye, as thought it was hidden by makeup.

Then everything began to crash down around her as it became harder to breathe, like her chest was tightening around her.

V lifted a hand to touch her face, a sad smile on his face as he wiped something from her lips, only for her to see that it was blood.

There was the horrific sound of a scream behind her, and Cheeky whirled around to see…V, flying towards a giant creature, with long red hair and teeth so sharp it would make Atrocity look for a nail file for his teeth.

Cheeky turned to run towards the fight as the monster stuck V in mid-air with his claws like a poor mouse being pierced on a thorn by a butcher bird. She could see the others, Wilder was bisected, his blood and entrails staining the grass and concrete, L was propped up against a rock, her body as limp as a puppet with its string cut. The mousy girl was trying to pull L away as she screamed

Cheeky reached out, trying to use her light magic to do something, anything! Only to trip, fall, and land face to face with… herself. Cheeky saw her own body, laying on her back, her ribcage was exposed, as well as her lungs, but… her heart was gone. Her legs were folded under her body, she was kneeling on the ground when that monster… tore her heart out.

Cheeky could barely make out the sound of V trying to make a joke with his final breath, before she screamed to the heavens, tears falling down her face as the light seemed to fade away from everything. Leaving her alone in the dark.