#seavbo^2

[carnivorousarcher]

seavbo becomes real (?) in 5 seconds

[vinestaff]

rain or shine i'm by your side so why won't you look my way

[chamoemileclown]

it's inevitable that i make lps fanart of any of my interests

[ksdesign]

i’m still thinking about them

[seriouslycalamitous]

Guys I gave in. After not posting for weeks, I watched Parkour Civilization and then wrote a 3k word fic in basically one sitting.

Title: Lost Beside You

3.1K Words

Ghost/God + Post-Canon AU

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[zackistired]

has anyone done this yet

[aofikofi]

/ small little drabble of an idea thats been buzzing in my head ever since the ohmyevbo art :> its somewhat inspired by the manga cherry magic lol

"So what you're saying is you basically can read my mind?"

"If you start the thought with 'Dear God,' or a variation of it, then yes,"

Seawatt sighed, why should he even be surprised anymore. His hands massaged his temples, and slowly going downwards to just cover his face. He groaned loudly, of course his old habit of saying the God's name in vain still stuck to him, from when he was a rebel child and he'd do it just to anger his parents.

He could feel his face heating up and turning red, his mind supplying itself all of the little thoughts he's had in the past week, all surrounding the Parkour God Himself.

'Dear God, he looks so hot being authoritive like that,'

'Oh my God, he needs to stop jumping over us, I can see his cute belly under his giant hoodie,'

'Thank God for the self restraint I have right now from going up to him and taking his pants off-'

"WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPEAT THEM???"

Evbo squeeked, their faces now two inches from each other as Evbo had ran closer to Seawatt and grabbed his arm in his attempt to shut him up. Seawatt only replied with a flustered groan.

Seawatt lowered his hands slightly, only leaving his eyes visible, staring Evbo down. The God shivered, unsure on what the other's planning this time.

"Sea-"

'Dear God, so you were listening all this time?'

"..yes and I'm sorry-"

'God, oh what I would do to have you bent over the throne right now,'

"WAIT-"

'-my dearest God, will you grant me one wish,'

"SEAWATT!!!! You are not allowed to use this against me now, please,"

Evbo is barely even holding onto Seawatt's arms anymore, his head dropped down to hide his red face.

Seawatt snickered,

"oh you have given me so much power, my God,"

[cecelianonymous22]

PVP CIV TRANS ALLEGORY???

[willowreadsgayfanfiction]

They're the yaoi version of tacomic

This took like 14 hours ROFL (og frame + textless under cut)

[reddfishket]

calling it now. seavbo doomed yaoi in pvp civilization

[diamondjester]

and i call this one “Failed and Forsaken”

Notes under the cut!

NOTES‼️: Seawatt not having his boots anymore because of his lack of placement in civilization. He comes from the chainmail layer and considers it his home, but his time as a master is what lead to his “safety” and security in society. Neither are fully home anymore

Notes 2: evbo’s the only one looking up at Seawatt (seavbo yaoi<3) because he was on even footing with him and saw him for who he was: a liar, a manipulator, a victim of the old man’s actions. Further; the old man looks downwards because he feels shame for the victims of his decision, and clown pierce looks away but his face is still visible because he was transparent. He never lied or justified his actions towards seawatt, he never thought of him. Neutral, uncaring

Notes 3: and the title! “Failed and Forsaken” covers how the three affected seawatt. The old man failed to save him when he condemned the fighter layer to stop clown, ultimately leading to everything seawatt ends up doing in and to parkour civilization. Clown killed him, plain and simple. He didnt care for what seawatt did to free him, he only cared that he was free now and seawatt was the first to go. Forsaken. And evbo is both! What i really like about the seavbo relationship is how evbo is self centered and heavily biased, when seawatt told him his backstory all he did was question and deny that the old man couldve done that because he’d been nice to him. He failed to see outside of his own view and see seawatt for what he truly was: a victim. Evbo had been a victim of the system too, but viewed seawatt with his higher standing from when they’d met even after he became champion. After seawatt died he just… didn’t care. He moved on. Failed *and* forsaken.

[dead-minecraft-fandoms]

evboverse tumblr dashboard simulator

mutual 1: ugh i need seawatt gaming so baddd sir pls one chance pleaseeee

mutual 2: [most jawdropping gorgeous religiously toned art you've ever seen] that scene was so sillayyyy lmao

mutual 3: FUCK YEAHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥 I LOVE WHEN WOMEN DO HORRIBLE AWFUL THINGS UNAPOLOGETICALLY 🔥🔥🔥 FUCK THEM UP TABI

mutual 4: i think redbo should fuck his clones

mutual 5: ohhhh my god you KNOW they were in the most TOXIC SITUATIONSHIP EVER before the story [grainy screenshot of two characters from the singular scene where they were on camera together]

mutual 6: guys theyre literally so cute im gonna vomit theyre adorable togetherrrrr [separate grainy screenshots of two characters who never interacted even once]

mutual 7: i need joofy looby DEAD jerky lobby needs to go DIRECTLY INTO THE GROUND!!!!

mutual 8: just finished the vault series. why is seavbo like that

mutual 9: [extremely long series of paragraphs] and that's why pvp civilization is a metaphor for the journey that is accepting yourself as transgender

mutual 10: fully thought parkour villain was some random dude wdym he has over a million subscribers on youtube

mutual 11: [cropped corner of an art piece with a headband in frame] CW SUGGESTIVE!!! FULL PIECE UNDER THE CUT

mutual 12: guys help i can't stop saying "oh my parkour god" i said it out loud irl and everyone looked at me like i personally parkour murdered their parkour family FUCKKKK

mutual 13: SEAWATT GAMING JUST LIKED NSFW SEAVBO ART ON TWITTER?? SIR WHAT

[luminarytex]

seavbo week day 2-4 lmao day 1 had the most effort im sorry 😭😭😭 i’m busy!!!!

[carnivorousarcher]

this is the most cursed thing ive ever made. insanity. tried to organize it as best as i could

also stats because i think its so funny

total drawings: 42

drawings featuring characters in descending order

redbo: 18 <3

android seawatt: 16

simbo: 10

parkciv seawatt: 5

worker seawatt, parkciv evbo: 4

raymond, pvpciv evbo, emf: 3

princezam: 2

snitch parkciv, parrot pvpciv, joofy, favremysabre and widget the cat all have 1 feature each :P

ships

evbocest and seavbo tied first place with 6 drawings

guardbo and seavbo tied second place with 2

seavbo, seavbo, seavbo^2, snitchwatt, zambo, parzam and redmavbo have 1 each. laughing my ass off at these shipnames i cannot😭

drawings categorized by how freaky they are (by my own rankings)

not freaky: 24

slightly freaky: 9

actually freaky: 10

total time added up from the 5 seperate original canvases these are on is around 50 hours. MORE THAN TWO DAYS.

WHAT THE FUCK

[deepixeriii]

Post movie 2 Seavbo if it was good

[seriouslycalamitous]

Officially just posted the 100th fic under the Parkour Civilization tag on ao3! Celebration time!

Title: Knife In My Back

4.6K Words

Late Night Conversations, Seavbo AU

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