#self-ships

[dawns-breath]

Mem's Twilight Cottage

A stone cottage at the edge of the forest, overlooking a big lake. A narrow, paved walkway leads down to the water. The front yard is filled with birds and flowers, the back has a huge vegetable bed. Both the front and back patio have plenty of places to sit, and a hammock or two to read or nap in. Sunlight flows in through the big windows, hitting the eating nook with enough seats for both residents and guests. The cottage is always filled with laughter, music, and good food.

I make a self-insert suited specifically to each f/o (including mood board, profile, how we met, and how we confessed) so make sure you check my self-insert pages for each ship !! This part is very new, though, so most of them are under construction right now (🚧). Please be patient, I'm working hard on getting them finished and I'll share them as soon as they're ready !!

Self-ship questions are highly appreciated !!

Residents

MEM (owner) My room is light and airy, and always clean and tidy, with lavender walls and pink and teal accents. The shelves are filled with books, plants, and pretty knick-knacks, and a few cute plushies sit on the armchair in the corner. The heavy curtains have cutouts in star shapes and are often waving in the breeze from the open window. Picrew link

Mari @/littleplantfreak x IRL Mem Mari is the only visitor with her own personal space. Her room is controlled chaos with knickknacks and personal effects in the strangest places. The windows are almost always open for easy entry (because why use a door when you can use a window?) and the painted flowers on the sage walls blend in with the greenery outside. Her room is always set up with space for two people, the pillows and chairs mismatched to fit their respective owners’ tastes. Picrew link

Umemiya Hajime x Cat Café Owner Mem Hajime's room is a huge mess. Seedlings cover his desk and windowsill, books on gardening are stacked in piles on the floor. The walls are covered in Polaroid photos of his friends and family. His glasses are often left in the middle of an unmade bed, a dog-eared book next to them.

♡ Poly-ship AU 🚧 Mari x Umemiya x Cat Café Owner Mem 🚧

Hoshina Soshiro x scientist Mem 🚧 Soshiro's room is rather nondescript. He has a private bookshelf crammed full of classical poetry and literature, and a desk overflowing with papers. Even here, he can't stop himself from bringing work home. His bed is on the harder side, with navy blue covers. The only decoration is a set of Japanese swords hanging on the wall.

Jing Yuan x prima donna Mem 🚧 Jing Yuan's room is richly decorated with paintings, beautifully painted screens, pieces of art. His bed is big and fluffy, with more pillows than you can count. He has his windows cracked on even the coldest nights to leave access for his birds. His room is where visitors can most often find the resident cats.

♡ Business Man Jing Yuan x librarian Mem AU ♡ The Lucky Cat (Concubine) AU ♡ Love triangle AU 🚧 Mari & Jing Yuan x prima donna Mem 🚧

Axel x Isa x Farmer Mem 🚧 They have chosen to keep separate rooms for Isa's sake, but they sleep together most nights.

Axel's room is brightly colored and messy, used clothes cluttering the floor. His desk is covered in half-finished sketches and art supplies, his bed is never made.

Whereas Isa's room is a lot more subdued and tidied to perfection, books on psychology covering his shelves.

Mydei x archeologist Mem Mydei's room is -for a lack of better words- spartan. The furniture he has is of good quality, but the room as a whole lacks decoration. His walls are dark, his bed hard and covered in a crimson comforter. He prefers his curtains shut at all times, but he leaves his windows open all year round.

Inugami Teruomi x idol Mem Teruomi's room is yet another messy one. He loves soft things and has a collection of plushies won from carnival games. His bed is big and fluffy and hardly ever made, an animal print comforter bunched up at the foot end.

Fifi's Duck Café AU

(HajiMem, Mem Yuan, MemDei, InuMem)

Regular visitors

♡ Thoma ♡ Cyno ♡ Kaveh ♡ Ifa ♡ Aventurine ♡ Jiaoqiu

Last edited on June 26th, 2025

[auraee]

I’m quite fond of the side eye as you can see🤣

[kingkatsuki]

Wow, maybe the problem is actually me😭💀

[ss-shitstorm]

hi there, if you like transformers (esp optimus prime) you should read the 'love just is' series by sparksinger on ao3. google it and it should come up ^_^ hope you're having a nice day! =)

whoah found this in my asks from like a year ago. sorry dude. I'm a dumbass.

also doubly sorry. While I do not experience sexual or romantic jealousy IRL, fics are an entirely different story. Reading Oc x canon, Author or self-insert x canon, or even reader inserts written in 1st or 3rd person feels like getting kicked in the dick by someone who fucked my blorbo and is bragging to me about it while spitting in my face. I don't know why I have this reaction. Ships don't bother me, and selfship/OC x canon fanart doesn't bother me. But reading that content in fics just makes me put my head down and cry.

Please don't get me wrong. I WANT people to be self indulgent w fic because that's the whole ass point and lord knows the world won't give you what you need. But unless it falls within the extremely constrictive paradigm of 2nd person Pov reader insert, I cannot enjoy the fruits of your labor. There was a time where I could power through them, but as I get older it just hurts harder and I can't do it anymore.

I'm so glad you found something you enjoy so much you want to pimp it out to others, and that you're able to enjoy that content. Thank you for sharing your joy and keep on indulging the shit outta yourself. Everyone deserves that much.

[kimiko24]

Me when I see a picture of ✨The Character™✨:

[cervinae-canine]

thought about the character too hard

[angelbitezzz]

Pick him up and move him like bowling ball

[iyamifucker]

“I can fix him” I couldn’t fix him and I don’t want to. I think he grew prone to biting and scratching in order to get by in a harsh world, and to me his resilience is part of what makes him so beautifully himself. I could be kind to him, though. I could show him gentleness. I could, slowly but surely, in the same way one earns the trust of a skittish stray cat, convince him that my touch will never come accompanied by pain. That, around me, he can allow himself to be soft. To relax. I could be the one he associates with warmth and safety, the one he longs to be held by after a hard day. I could be his home.

[hightanii]

₊˚ෆ  reblog with your selfship .ᐟ

[kakushusband]

Robot characters who are given names like SL-308-62 but instead of their human friend going Well let's call you Sally for short, they instead ask the other if they Like their current name.

"Do you like your serial number?" they ask. "Yes, quite. It reminds me of who I am" the robot replies. "I have heard others like me go by different names after some time, and maybe one day I'll choose one for myself, too. But right now that is my full name, yes" they continue.

Because it's not your decision to make whether or not the robot will receive a new name. It should be theirs only. What's the difference? One is more complex and the other is simplified. They were both given by strangers instead of themselves.

"62 will do," they conclude. "It's my model number - there will be no other 62 after me."

I hate this post so much. Whether or not it's allowed reblogs depends on how much it annoys me. I really wish I'd been asked permission to have this put on youtube, but hey. Everyone's an entitled fuck nowadays.

[vergils-beloved]

inspired by someone saying selfshipping is unethical

[blushingclues]

me going home after a long day to see my husband (he is fictional)

[deathdetermineslife]

"I don't want ppl to think I'm cringe—" NO. you go draw yourself smooching that fictional character RIGHT NOW. they LOVE YOU. be FREE. you have an entire community of ppl who support you, now shoo, go write that drabble!

[proselles]

alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.

he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.

the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.

[negativespace06]

i wanted to make a sonic au where maria lives and i thought “hey… what if she had black arms dna.” because i like maria.

if anyone want me to elaborate then lemme know and i can try and explain the actual story I have so far :]