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fromdove · 25 days ago
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Gotham 2014 Selina Kyle Masterlist
Meow (I'm still watching the show and they better show some more cats đŸ˜čđŸ˜œ)
These will be platonic or with Batcat in mind, by the way
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Gotham Character Ranked by How Many Flowers They'd Give You + Headcanons đŸŒčđŸŒžâš˜đŸŒŒđŸŒș Part 1
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heresathreebee · 4 years ago
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Kinktober Day 21 Candle Wax
Selina Kyle X Reader
Tags: 16+ | 1.7k words | jealousy, swearing, almost black widowing, theft, candle wax obvi, and well no sex? I don't know, girls just hit different sometimes and I feel soft about them. 
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AN: Zoe Kravitz as catwoman has me in my feelings and I'm burned out on Rick Flag for the time being. 
You knew Selina in her pre-cat burglary days. Before she was robbing bankers and museums blind, she stole cars from parking lots and took them out for joy rides. 
You've met every single one of her boyfriends– from the kindergarten crushes to her first homerun to her "long standing" back and forth with a foreign exchange student. You always thought she had a type– rich, usually white, and stupid. 
Damn it if you weren't basically obsessed with her. That's how your parents described it anyways, but they didn't understand you growing up and they don't understand you now. Yes, you would jump off a bridge if she asked you to. Because she would be right there with you, holding your hand and screaming the lyrics to a cheesy song as you took a deep drink in the briny water. 
She's your ride or die and that's why the boyfriends never really bothered you. They could never have what you two have, never achieve that level of devotion and commitment that the two of you had forged naturally through thick and thin. 
But you had started rolling your eyes whenever she said the name of her latest sucker and Selina was starting to notice. "What? What's so bad about this one?" 
"He's such a douchebag!" He's truly awful, a spoiled brat that made Veruca Salt look tame by comparison. "He's not even in the will, Seline, they took him out of it when his baby brother was born." 
Selina nodded. "And his brother will inherit the family fortune if Mr and Mrs. Whalen bite it but Charlemagne is going to inherit the key to his grandmother's jewelry box." 
"That the fuck are you going to do with one jewelry box??" 
Selina did not rise to your attitude, she simply replied, "you'll see. I have a plan, sugar, and it's working perfectly." 
~
You acquiesced and let Selina work. It's just what she does, you reason, she tricks people into getting her close to their riches and robs them. She's not stupid, she's scheming. 
And she's hardly in love with this American Psycho Yuppie. 
She found you sitting in your little rooftop nest with fairy lights and blankets for walls playing animal crossing. 
"Girl you were right." 
"Oh?" Selina hated admitting she was wrong. "Do tell in great detail, please." 
The woman rolled her eyes and sat down taking the handheld game from your hand and starting the save function. "Soooo
 Grandmother Whalens passed away this weekend." 
"Damn," you say, "bad for him but good for you
?" 
Selina sighed. "Well it would have been if not for some fine print in her will which stated that even though Charlemagne is supposed to inherit all of her jewelry, there is one person who can veto that decision." 
You nod. "His mother." 
"His cousin," she said. is great-great aunt Marlene Arnold. A person he has literally never even heard of until yesterday." 
You whistle in awe. "That has to sting." 
"Do you wanna know why she vetoed such a seemingly harmless inheritance?" 
You raise an eyebrow. "Come on Selene you're killing me, we don't have all night." 
She was smiling that toothy smile that either meant she was truly amused or deeply enraged. "A fucking pissing match." 
"Marlene has beef with is dad's brother and just to piss him off, she vetoed Charlemagne's inheritance and plans to bury his grandmother with every piece of jewelry except for a pair of cuff links." 
Your jaw drops. "That is un-fucking-believable. No seriously that is petty as shit, girl, I mean– I do not like that brat by any means but holy shit he does not deserve that." 
Selene laughs until she falls against the stack of pillow, breathless. "I know! What a fucking bitch
" 
You lay against the pillows beside her, looking up at the tent display of gathering sheet fabric and gold lights. Selene is quiet for a while and all you can hear is the idle music from your game and the city streets and sirens. 
"You know I was doing it for you
" she said. "Grandma Whalen she uh
 she had this necklace that I thought would look amazing on you." 
You roll your eyes. "All that for a necklace? Bullshit." 
Selene chuckled but her heart wasn't in it. "You're right, you know? Not about that but
 I don't like them. These guys I mean...
"Not like I like you." 
You almost don't want to acknowledge it. How long had you pined for her, seemingly unnoticed? How many times have you watched her start relations with ulterior motives and leave them heartbroken in dust? What was her endgame here? 
You feel
 a sort of anger rise in you. It feels like teasing but she's hit a truly sore, infected spot in your psyche. You're contemplating getting up to just leave and never come back when the entire city of Gotham turns black in the blink of an eye. 
You're afraid for a moment you've gone deaf and blind until you hear the squealing of tires,  breaking glass, and Selina whispering "what the fuck?" 
You sit up and blink a hundred times. Nothing. "Are you OK, Seline?" 
"I'm fine, are you
" 
You reach over her and grab your danish cookie can of emergency supplies. "I have candles and matches. Here–" 
There's a flicker of light in the pitch black that almost blinds you. When your vision clears, it's just Selina with a lighter. She looks at you like she wants to say something but she changes her mind. 
You trade her the lighter for some tea lights and candle holders. You light each of them one at a time and take the tent walls down until the two of you are surrounded by warm candle light on the rooftop. 
Selina checks the radio and finds an emergency broadcast warning of a massive power outage. 
"Probably another supervillain." You roll your eyes like you're bored and it makes her laugh. 
Seline's quiet for a second before she asks hesitantly– " are, uh, you gonna say anything about–" 
You shake your head. "I'm
 I'm not ready to have this conversation right now." 
You look away because you can't stand to see the disappointment she can't hide. Your winter jacket becomes a little too warm and you take it off, leaning back on your hands and looking up at the stars. 
"Holy shit, Seline," you whisper, "I bet Gotham sky hasn't looked like this since the fucking dinosaurs." 
The sky is streaked in gold and purple and white. Stars big and small dot the sky horizon to horizon, innumerable and unknowable. A photograph could never truly capture the depth of its beauty. 
Selina has no interest in a rare starry night because she only has eyes for you. 
"That's a new shirt, you go somewhere nice?" 
You look at her incredulously. "I went to that new nightclub on 5th. It's a mile high, pervy Pete let me in VIP for a couple of homemade beignets." 
Selina hums. "The ones with the powdered sugar and honey?" 
You scoff. "You ever know me to make 'em any different?" 
She chuckles longingly. "You right, you right. Why mess with a perfect formula and all that." 
When the laughter dies down you assume its the end of it and go back to stargazing. Selina isn't finished though. 
"It looks good on you. That shirt." 
It's hardly a shirt. More like a bandeau with mesh sleeves. It's making you cold even. You lay back on your jacket and feel the tickle of the fur lining the hood. You wish you could stay here forever, with Selina and pretend like all that other shit doesn't bother you more than you let on. 
Speaking of the devil, she leans over you with a mischievous look. You glare at her but can't decipher right away what's so funny. 
"Can I help you?" 
Selina holds up a white candle with wax melting down the sides. "$2000 says you won't let me draw a rose on your skin with this." 
You open your mouth in shock. "You're nuts. You're an insane person and I know for a fact you do not have $2000." 
"Pussy," Selina teases. "I'm good for it. Have a stash at my old man's place, brick in the wall. Come on
" 
Fuck it. What do you have to lose? You'll hardly get third degree burns from candle wax. "You better be good for it. Good at it." 
Selina chuckles evilly and tips the candle over the holder to get rid of the excess before using it. Now that you're in it you're not sure– 
"Hsssss!" You bite your lip to hold in the HOLYFUCKINGMOTHEROFJOSEPHTHATSFUCKINGHOT that wants to burst forth from your chest like a xenomorph. 
She knows it too and smiles like the cat that got the cream. "You tapping out?" 
"Better be a rose, you bitch," you grunt and brace your hands against the seam of your jeans. 
Selina continues to drip candle wax on your chest, just between your collarbone and along the top of your breast. It fucking burns, you can feel her trying to spiral it in an outward pattern growing larger and large. She sits on your lap for a better position and you unconsciously settle your hands on her hips. 
"You're doing so well," she praises, "almost there
 feel free to choke at any point." 
"Fuck you." 
You win. You know you've won when she gives up and admires her handy work. "Got a mirror?" 
Selina takes out her phone and takes a picture instead. It is immediately made her lockscreen, which replaces her previous lockscreen of you drunk dancing on a minigolf court in a tutu and leather jacket. You take a look at the wax art and
 "Nice fucking job, Michaelangelo, it's a blob." 
"Hey! It's a rose!," she pouts. 
"It's a shit rose!" 
"Fuck you–" 
"No fuck you– " you were laughing and tickling her sides when she leaned down and kissed you. 
Selina sits back up slowly and gives you a calculated look to see if she just fucked up but you can't bring yourself to mind anymore. 
"No more rich idiot boyfriends," you tell her. "Let's just steal cars and paintings, ok?" 
Selina nods. "Deal. Hey you know I have some safe candle wax in my room... it burns at a lower temperature and we can out it anywhere..."
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ellana-ravenwood · 8 years ago
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“I don’t like cats” - Bruce Wayne x Reader
“i love your stories. i have become addicted and i was wondering if you could write a batmom story of were selina kyle doesn't know bruce is married and she comes to the manor in a very sexy outfit and batmom and the boys walk in on that and it very awkard. thanks :)” requested by @cheesecake-chic
Well, first, thank you, and then : here it is. I know a lot of you tell me I shouldn’t think my writing is shit, but with this one, I’m really...unsure. Meh, it’s all over the place. Anyway. Hope you’ll still like it : 
You can find my masterlist here : @ella-ravenwood-archives
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Today, Bruce woke up with the feeling that something bad was going to happen. Usually, his guts were always right and he spent the entire morning on edge...
But as the hours went by, and he saw that everyone was safe, he relaxed a bit. When your lips kissed his cheek lovingly as you came down in the kitchen for breakfast, he let go a little bit. When his sons didn’t even fight once, he let go a little bit. When Alfred made the best pancakes ever, he let go a little bit. When his hands wrapped around your waist to bring you closer, and his lips kissed your neck, while his sons made loud “ewwww” noises, he let go even more...And by noon, he was his normal self again. Still slightly worried about everything, a bit broody and all (though your presence made him smile like an idiot), but not waiting for a catastrophe anymore.
And oh how wrong he was to let his guard down. 
It was 10 pm when all Hell broke loose (ok, he was over-exagerating). 
It was 10 pm when Selina Kyle knocked on the Manor door, wearing a dress that was revealing a lot of skin. 
It was 10 pm when Selina Kyle invited herself in the Wayne family house, and after a sexy “Long time no see Bat” and her sultriest look, kissed Bruce without any warning as he was coming to the entrance hall to see who rung the door, curious of who came to visit at such an hour.
It was 10 pm when you came in as well, with all of your kids, wondering too who was ringing so late in the evening. 
Reflexively, as you all witnessed your Bruce pushing Catwoman away (oh the bitch stuck her tongue in his mouth !), your two oldest sons, Dick and Jason, held your shoulders...Just in case you decided to jump on Selina you know, and like, kill her or something. It was notoriously known that when you were jealous, you were dangerous. Granted, you weren’t often jealous, as Bruce only had eyes for you, and mostly ignored women who were hitting on him unsubtly (though none of them would ever dare doing it in front of you, and if they did, your natural sarcasm and wits would humiliate them right on the spot). 
Bruce’s eyes were going between you and Selina, and the worry he felt earlier in the day came surging back. He knew how well you and Selina fought, if you decided to attack, it would be a disaster...
But it didn’t seem like you were reacting. At all. Your sons were holding you by your shoulders, waiting to use all their strength to hold you if need be. Damian and Tim’s stance also showed they were ready to intervene. 
But you weren’t really reacting. You were just looking at Selina blankly, as if the things you just saw were trying to register themselves in your head. 
Selina Kyle. 
Catwoman. 
Whom you knew slept multiple times with your now husband. The only woman you ever felt truly jealous of. Because she had a somewhat serious thing with Bruce. Hell, because Bruce used to be in love with her...used to ? For some reasons, all of a sudden, you felt like maybe he still had feelings for her, because he didn’t pull immediately away from her when she was kissing him...Maybe it’s because he was surprised ? You hoped to the Gods it was the case, because otherwise, it would break your heart...What if he pulled away only because you and your sons came in ? What would have happened if you didn’t ? Would he have kept kissing her ? Your mind was in a haze. 
And oh she had the nerve to try and kiss him again ! This time however, her lips didn’t enter in contact with his, as he pushed her away when she started to approach him again. 
-Oh Bruce, come on, it has been so long since last time we saw each others ! Almost ten years ! Didn’t you miss me ? 
-I...Hum...I am...I did I...I got...
He...He did ? Your heart sunk. And you could feel it starting to crack. 
He missed her. The woman he used to love. 
And the way he was stumbling on his words...Bruce rarely did so. The only times you heard him struggling to make a sentence was when he proposed to you. 
Selina smiles at him, and he smiles back. But not of the smile he usually gives you, no, of a very awkward and fake one. But you don’t realize that, for you, he just smiles back...widely...He even chuckle. It’s a nervous one, but to your ears, it sounds like he’s laughing because he’s happy to see her. 
Catwoman finally turns around, following Bruce’s eyes that are looking at you, acknowledging yours and your children’s presence for the first time. 
-Ah. Your kids right ? Of course, sorry, I got excited to see you again, sorry about that, you’re probably right, kissing you in front of them...Awkward.
Bruce nods, and his gaze locks with yours...but you don’t really see him. You’re in another world, trying to calm your heart from beating wildly. Trying to not cry in front of all of them. If you had actually look at him, you’d have realize that he was trying to tell you that Selina meant nothing to him, she wasn’t even a friend anymore (she used him too often, and one day, ten years ago, left without a word...with friends like this, you didn’t need enemies right ?). You often could communicate just with your eyes, freaking people out when they realized you were holding entire conversations by just looking at each others...But you weren’t really looking at him right now, you were looking through him, he could see it, and he hated it. 
Selina approached your children and you, the grip your sons had on your shoulders tightened a bit. Just in case. But you do not move. 
With a charming smile, that even you had to admit was wonderful, she said : 
-Well, there’s more than last time. Are you Dick and Jay ? 
Your oldest kids nod slowly, their eyes still on you. 
-Wow, you’ve grown, so handsome...and who are you guys ? 
Bruce comes next to her, his eyes still fixed on you, and he speaks for them (Damian was glaring at Catwoman, unhappy to see his mother blanking out like she was because of her, and Tim was just too worried for you to register anything really) :
-This is Tim. And that’s Damian. 
-And your daughter ? Or maybe Dick’s girlfriend, or Jay’s. Oh, a ring ! Oh my God Richard did you get married ?! 
You get why she misunderstand who you are. You do look younger than Bruce, as he has quite a number of years on you...But you’re also obviously way older than your sons. And Hell, Dick was too young to get married ! But you understood her misunderstanding, somehow. Of course, in her head, Bruce Wayne couldn’t be married. Especially not...to someone like you, a nobody, not even an exceptionally beautiful woman. Of course. Of course...
Selina smiles at you, and you don’t even know what to say. You totally want to punch her in the face, but you find yourself unable to move. And her smile is so beautiful, her charisma so strong...How could you stand a chance against her ? 
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Almost ten years ago, it was luck that brought you and Bruce together. 
You were a young writer that was starting to get famous at the time, and you took advantage of your newly found fame to organize a charity for better access to books for Gotham’s poorest population. It was a small charity, in one of the worst neighborhood in G city, and you never expected the great Bruce Wayne to come...and yet. And yet he came. And to no one’s surprises, the charity was a massive success. His money helped building new libraries all around Gotham. 
He never told you, but he fell for you almost instantly. As soon as he saw you, on the stage, awkwardly giving a nervous speech about how important it was for everyone to have a fair access to books. Maybe he should have told you how quickly he fell for you, and how you eclipsed every women he ever met in the first minutes he saw you. Maybe if he had told you, you wouldn’t feel so insecure right now, faced with Selina Kyle, the only one that you ever felt jealous of.  
Hell, he didn’t even wait the end of the soiree to invite you to dinner the next day ! He went to you immediately after your speech, said he loved your books (and he really did), and gave you a massive check for your organization. How could you have said no to his invite ? Besides, he was extremely handsome and charming, and so smart !  
From that point, everything just went downhill. Five dates later, two to fancy restaurants, one just walking on the dock, and two others going to the movie theater and..You ended up in his bed. And you just never left it. 
Not even three months later, you got married. It was really love at first sight. And you became Mrs. Wayne, mother of two young children, at barely 23 years old. Needless to say, tabloids and Gotham’s media went wild. Was Bruce Wayne loosing his mind by marrying such a young woman ? She probably just wanted him for his money ! 
Ten years later, you proved them wrong, and became an important part of Gotham’s life, taking a great interest in the most disadvantages population, as you always did. 
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And yet, even though so many newspaper and tv channel talked about you through those ten years Catwoman was god knew where, Seline Kyle never heard of you. She thought you were your son’s fiance. YOUR SON’S FIANCE ! You knew you looked younger than your real age but...Come on ! You wanted to punch her, but you found yourself unable to move. 
However, you could speak. You looked at her dead in the eye, making her flinch at the intensity of your gaze, and before Dick or anyone else could answer her question about him being married, you simply said : 
-I’m (Y/N). Wayne. Nice...Nice to meet you. 
“Nice to meet you” ? Really ? Why were you being so nice with her ? Where was your wits and sarcasms ? Usually, you would have put her in her place already, and the incident would have been closed. 
But you just couldn't find the strength in you to...do anything. Bruce was still in love with her, you just knew it. Because otherwise, why would he stare at you like that, with...this emotion you couldn’t read in his eyes ? Why wouldn’t he talk, defend you, say that your his wife ? Say anything really, but that he also missed her...
Sadness. That’s what Bruce felt at the moment. Sadness to see you in such a state. Not yourself. His (Y/N) would have said something sarcastic already, or something if she felt alright...He only saw you speechless or unable to do anything in the worst time of your life. When Jason died, when Damian died, when you lost your parents etc etc...so, seeing you like that right now, knowing it was all because of something stupid as you clearly thinking he didn’t love you anymore was...well, it made him sad. But he was so caught up with worrying about you, about how you felt and all of that, that he forgot to talk. As simple as that. It just didn’t register in his head that he should end this right now, say that you’re his wife, and that probably, Selina should go. Or at least, stop trying to kiss him and touch him. 
-Wait...Wayne...Does that mean...
Oh ? Was she finally going to get it ? Given the fact that she grabbed Bruce’s arms (and again, all he did was stare at you, he didn’t even pull away this time), probably not. 
-Did you adopt Dick and Jason for real ? Are they Waynes now ? 
It was too much for Damian, he was about to say the things his father should have said, that you weren’t Dick’s girl, that was gross, you were his mom ! And Bruce Wayne’s wife, which is why you were called Wayne, not because you married one of his sons...But your next action shocked him too much for him to do anything. 
You just laughed. Bursted out in laughter. Unable to breathe because you were laughing too much, your entire body shaking with each giggle. 
Everyone, including Selina, just stared at you, confused. 
-Hum...Did I miss something ? 
Catwoman asked, and you laughed even more. Somewhere along this huge qui pro quo that was slowly breaking your heart, you finally looked at Bruce, truly looked at him. And what you saw in his eyes made your heart...sing. 
You couldn’t read his facial expression, but oh his eyes...everything was clear. He didn’t even have one thought in his head about Selina Kyle, except that, if because of her intrusion he lost you, he was going to loose it. 
Through his eyes, you saw that he wasn’t sorry because he fell out of love with you, and didn’t want you to discover it like that like you thought...no, he was afraid for you. Afraid you’d misinterpret things, and hell you definitely did. 
His eyes were telling you “I love you”, you completely misread everything since the beginning. Reminiscing the latest event, you just couldn’t help but laugh at yourself and your stupidity. Damn sometimes your insecurities were a drag...
He pushed her away a fraction of seconds before you came in, so he didn’t pull away from her because of you. He made an almost disgusted face when he wiped his lips from her saliva, meaning he didn’t grant her access to his mouth. When he saw you and your children, the fear that was in his eyes wasn’t because you walked in on him kissing another woman (or rather, her kissing him), it was because he was scared you’d jump on Catwoman and kill her, or something. Which is why your kids grabbed your shoulders. They weren’t sorry for you, they were ready to restrain you. 
When she asked him if she missed her, he wasn’t agreeing that yes, he did, he was trying to say that he got married, and stumbled on his words because you occupied his thoughts and he was afraid you’d misunderstand things. 
When Selina smiled to him, his smile was the fakest he only reserved for TV and rich fuckers that thought they were better than anyone else, he wasn't giving her his genuine smile he only gave you and his children. 
When she approached you and your children, the face he made, the way he was looking for you to look at him, wasn’t because he wanted to tell you things were over between the two of you, but because he was trying to tell you...you were being stupid, you were misreading everything. 
You slapped yourself because if you had look at him right away, you would have understand everything. You two were always able to talk just by looking at each others...His eyes, the way he looked at you, just kept repeating “I love you (Y/N), only you, forever”. 
Catwoman was utterly confused now, and really thought that you were completely nuts, seeing you slapping yourself and laughing like a crazy person...Still laughing, but slowly calming yourself down, you showed your ring, and Selina got even more confused. 
You then took your husband’s hand, and showed his wedding band and...Oh. It hit her. Oh. Oooooooooooh. How could she have been so stupid ? Of course you didn’t look that young, now that she was truly looking you. You were probably in your mid-thirties or something, while your son was but an 18 year old boy...But to her defense, you did look younger, and people really had to look at you and your little flaws to know you were older ! 
Catwoman took two steps backward, and...Oh my this situation was beyond awkward. 
She mistook Bruce’s wife for his son’s. She kissed him passionately in front of them (she didn’t even got that he wasn’t responding !). She was acting as if she was with the Batman, while he was now married...Oh. 
Married men really wasn’t her thing. She had a lot of flaws, but flirting with someone else’s man wasn’t one of them. She genuinely didn’t know Bruce got married...She never would have pegged him for the kind of guy who would make such a commitment. Even when they had their “thing” (she admitted they couldn’t really call it a “relationship”, it was more an infatuation and a sexual thing than love), he would push her away if it got a bit too serious. So married ? You had to be extraordinary (if Bruce could read minds, he would have agreed, you were the most extraordinary person he ever met, the only one he ever loved, the only one he couldn’t imagine his life without...the only one who ever made him wanna get married). 
Slowly the awkwardness of the situation downed on Selina, and it was slowly killing her. She hated looking ridiculous, and you were still laughing ! Shifting on her high heels, embarrassed, trying to fit her dress around her so that it would hide a bit more her skin, she couldn’t help but think she looked pathetic, walking into someone’s house, after ten years of silence radio, and expecting him to just get back with her as if nothing happened...How stupid could she be ?!
Seeing her horrified face, you quickly said  :
-Oh I’m not laughing at you by the way, to be honest I don’t even know why I’m laughing, I...I just...it’s just that...Haha I thought...And then I looked at Bruce and I understood you meant nothing...Sorry that wasn’t very tactful but you know what I mean and...I’m allergic to cats, I don’t like cats...Except for Pennyworth Damian, your cat is the exception that confirm the rules and...Oh sorry Miss Kyle i’m just so...oh god I was about to kill you and all...And I guess we...I guess we...I GUESS WE JUST AVOIDED A CAT-ASTROPHE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 
Your entire family face-palmed themselves. Of course. Only you, only you could turn a situation that was so intense and could have ruined the family seconds before, into something utterly ridiculous and make a corny joke. Of fucking course. Don’t get them wrong, they loved you, so much it hurt, but sometimes...Sometimes they just had to facepalm. 
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It took you twenty good minutes to stop laughing and regain your contenance.
During those twenty minutes, Selina Kyle never felt as awkward as this in her entire life. 
Bruce’s youngest kid kept glaring at her slyly, clearly happy that she felt embarrassed and was red as a tomato. Damian had heard about Catwoman, he knew she was an arrogant and proud woman, though his father always said she was a good person (deep down, and though a bit selfish), so seeing her that uncomfortable after she almost destroyed his family, broker his mom’s heart...Well, maybe it was a bit evil of him, but it was truly a delight. 
Tim was coming back to his senses. His mother’s laugh brought him back in real life. During the entire awkward encounter, he just kept thinking about what could go through his mother’s mind, and it made him stress too much, because no matter the scenario he made up in his head, he could only see her leave and...Wayne Manor couldn’t stand without their Batmom. 
Jason and Dick weren’t holding you by the shoulders anymore, and were looking at each other, a bit confused. They weren’t as worried for you as their little brothers were, because they knew their father, they knew that what he had with Catwoman was never...serious. Not like with you. Besides, she always been nice to them before she mysteriously disappeared...But of course, she wasn’t even playing in the same sandbox than their mother. 
Bruce was looking at his wife stupidly, in awe, relieved that she wasn’t going to leave or something like that...and that made Selina more awkward than ever. Because, he was really devouring his wife with his eyes, and the smile on his face was the most genuine she ever seen and...Well, it was never like that with her. Oh god, everything was so not going like she planned. 
When you finally came back to your senses, your laughter subsiding, you looked straight at Selina’s face and...Asked her if she wanted tea. 
No, she didn’t. She wanted to leave, right  now...But she said yes, because she realized that she almost destroyed Bruce’s family by her cluelessness. 
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Selina disappeared all those years ago because she had really bad problems with some of her...”clients” in Gotham, and it was just easier to leave, because not even the Batman could have had ensure her protection. 
Besides, it was good she left, she wasn’t sure she would have bared the humiliation of Bruce “breaking up” with her for you. Because there was no doubt that, even if they were seriously involved with each other, as soon as he laid eyes on you, she would have been gone from his mind, replaced by you. No doubt. 
-You could have at least...left a message. 
-I had to completely disappear Bruce, I couldn't risk it. 
-I guess you’re right...
Yeah ok, Selina was jealous. The way the Batman was looking at you, the way your sons seemed ready to protect you, the way Bruce’s hands seemed to be unable to not touch you...and the expression on your face, so relaxed, just...happy. She was kind of jealous. Not of you though, of them. Because clearly, there was something in you that sprout all those reactions, and you really must be an incredible woman. 
She asked how you met, how you convinced him to marry you and...got put back in her place by your youngest son, Damian, who said his father was the one who convinced you to marry him. You really didn’t wanna get married when you two met and...You scolded your son to be nicer. More polite. And he excused himself. selina had a hunch that that kid rarely said “sorry”, and was pretty impressed. 
You all talked for a long time, Bruce catching up with his old “friend”. You didn’t feel an ounce of jealousy toward her anymore (or almost), the worst had passed. He wasn’t leaving you for her. And the way he looked at you made you feel sexier than her, even though she was gorgeous. 
The thing was, she might be technically more beautiful than you, but no one would call her that...Because your aura was so strong, your charisma was so intriguing, that if you two were in a room...Well Selina would hate being in a room with you. She liked being the center of attention, with you around, she wouldn’t be. Which was funny because, the last thing you wanted was to be the center of the attention...
You all talked for a long time, or rather, your sons ended up talking a lot with Selina, and you and Bruce just stayed there, looking at them proudly, in each other’s arms. 
Selina Kyle wasn’t the only woman you were truly jealous of anymore.
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When evening finally came, Selina left, and your children went down the bat-cave. Before their father joined them, he took you to your shared bedroom, and made sure you knew how much he loved you. His words of adoration for you were almost too much, and the way he worshipped your body made you melt...God you loved that man too. To death. So much it hurt..
FIN. And I’m annoyed at myself cause it’s, if not terrible, very meh...Sorry to be annoyingly insecure, sometimes I’m ok with my writings, sometimes I’m like : oh my god it’s so bad. But I still post it, because of reasons. 
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