#Batfamily

[cain-doodles]

The Clock Tower

[violetsyrenart]

Steph calls them as she sees them. 🤣

Based on that one twilight scene.

[amorkuku]

Meanwhile when nobody's looking;;

[bruciemilf]

Something something violence has always been the primary love language for Waynes, something something.

It breaks me that Bruce loves Jason so deeply, and Jason is so completely unaware of it. He comes to the conclusion that love is religion. You have to see to believe.

I’m just thinking about Jason watching evidence of how wrecked Bruce is after his death. He stalks Batman, always, tracks down every movement and breath. He waits for the perfect moment to shoot.

Your father only dies once, after all.

That moment, mysteriously, doesn’t come.

Jason’s never been scared of Bruce. Fear, to him, is darkness and cold and a bleach white face laughing at him. Fear of Bruce not being there at all. That’s fear.

I need a scene where Jason, — Red Hood, — watches Batman pin down a mugger.

He doesn’t know what that man says. Something about getting on him for not being there when Wayne’s boy got killed.

He’s never been scared of Bruce.

But when he punches that man, over and over and over, when his throat makes those horrible sounds of gasping effort, animal and feral, he’s afraid. Afraid Bruce won’t stop.

He’s about to jump in when another, smaller pair of feet runs up to the scene and Jesus Christ that’s a kid — A kid wearing Jason’s old uniform. Wrapping his arms around Batman’s and clinging.

The man on the ground is motionless. If he didn’t blink, Jason wouldn’t know there was a face anymore.

But that’s not the worst part.

The worst part is Bruce crying. Gasping, punched out noises, his hands drenched with red, squeezing the kid so close to him.

“My baby. Oh my baby.”

[fanfic-writer-and-rambler]

Penguin: Do you hear something?

The glass ceiling above them gives way and Jason Todd falls to the ground. Okay, but incredibly sore and pissed off.

Jason: Why do so many Gotham buildings have glass ceilings?! Why haven't they taken care of this? Bat family members take up half the residents!

Nightwing: I'm going to drop down now.

Jason: Not on me-

Nightwing drops down, landing on Jason.

Jason: I said not me!

Nightwing: You've been through worse.

[spicy-apple-pie]

For a solid month after Dick was adopted, he had Bruce wrapped around his little finger.

It was like constantly having a babysitter who was just there to make sure you don’t die or starve but not a lot of authority. Your mom lets you have cookies for breakfast? Yeah sure if thats what she let you do.

Dick was pretty sad with Bruce finally realized that he was the one who made the rules and Dick was playing him like a fiddle. He knew it had to come to an end eventually, but he was still a little bummed.

[incorrectbatfam]

[justa-smalltown-gargoyle]

This is not meant to be a dig more just an observation at why opinions differ, but I feel like the people who view Dick as being a fatherly figure to Damian/them having a Parent-Child dynamic vs a Older Sibling-Little Sibling dynamic don’t know what it’s like to have siblings that are waaaaaaaay older than you in a big family! They may take on a more guardian role but it’s still a different dynamic idk

[frappegoddess]

Bruce is sulky the next Justice League meeting because he's injured with a broken arm and leg, but the thing is, the JL members don't know how it happened.

They all make up crazy theories that he got into an insane fight with a war deity from outer space, their proteges claim he fought the women of Themyscira all at once, and Jon goes as far as saying he took Titus away from Damian. (Wild right)

Everybody gave up asking the batkids cuz they've all been sworn to secrecy, but everyone can't help but notice how they crack up when their father figures injury is mentioned.

Turns out, Red Hood replaced Batman's grappling hook with a slinky.

The Batman™ slinked off a building.

[frownyalfred]

the way to painfully revert every Batkid to Robin in .5 seconds is for Bruce to get injured doing something he wouldn’t have ever done if they hadn’t fucked up. like throwing himself off a ledge to catch them when they misjudged a grapple line, or diving in front of them at the last second to take a hit they didn’t see in time. and suddenly they’re 12 again and Batman is bleeding and it’s their fault. it’s their fault, if they had just been better—

[cain-doodles]

Mother and Child

[actualmagus]

Idk if this been posted but HOLY FUCK SKKALALDKHDSODHWOFKDLSYAKRKGDJWKLCJBEPOORJASON

[arttuff]

microorganisms

original:

[violent138]

Bruce: "Turning off comms for a bit to focus, you're all going to be okay right?"

Duke: "Considering I'm going to bed, yeah, I think I'll make it."

Damian: "It's insulting you think we require your constant supervision."

Tim: "You're so dramatic."

Cass: "Can I be in charge?"

Steph: "Do not put Cass in charge. I'm clearly the best choice."

Bruce, interrupting all of them: "This was not an invitation for a coup. Just stay on task, it looks like a quiet night. Batman out."

Bruce: *grudgingly listening to a playlist made for him by the League and horrified that he likes Hal's suggestions. Making good progress on new antivirals, sending reports to Lucius, submitting a proposal for WE to convert a property into low income housing*

Bruce, two hours later, turning on comms: "Does anyone remember if we--"

*incoherent screaming and the sounds of sirens over comms, someone shouting over a microphone. News reports indicating that martial law is imminent*

Bruce, sighing deeply: "Goddamn it why didn't I leave someone in charge?"

[bruciemilf]

This is why Damian isn’t allowed on Twitter

[cosmicpoutine]

racer vigilante tim drake design because the one thing this man is good at is driving, and they should bring the love of his life, redbird, back.

bonus tim without the helmet, but i got frustrated and gave up halfway.

and before some idiot comments why he needs a helmet if he's piloting redbird, he also has a motorcycle if i remember correctly (and the super-cycle)

also, if you bring up red hood's helmet, i will eat your mother with a ceasars salad