#shadow weaver shitpost

[chiqita]

[be-gay-find-cryptids]

That's it, that's she-ra season 5.

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Shitpost by me :)

[tippenfunkaport]

I can't believe no one else did this yet and I have to submit my own terrible doodle before the fandom alter.

[catras-breakup-song]

x

[imaginationfanstar]

Lol 😂, this is perfect.

She-Ra Characters’ favorite non-alcoholic beverages.

Adora: Protein shakes. Gotta keep those gains!

Catra: Milk. Because she’s basically a cat.

Glimmer: Fanta (strawberry in particular). It’s sparkly and fruity just like her!

Bow: Pepsi. His taste in soda is uncomplicated but he has too much of a sweet tooth for Coke.

Perfuma: Gatorade. It’s got what plants crave.

Mermista: Water. She’s the princess of it anyway.

Sea Hawk: Sarsaparilla. He strikes me as someone who would drink sarsaparilla.

Scorpia: Ginger ale. She likes the “bite” it has.

Double Trouble: Cranberry juice. Looks sophisticated in a stemmed glass

Entrapta: Mini cans of Coke

Hordak: Mountain Dew Baja Blast. Reminds him of the nutrient pouches.

Madame Razz: Sangria Senorial (non-alcoholic). It’s like her berries!

Frosta: Blue Raspberry Icee. Icy and in her favorite color!

Shadow Weaver: Children’s tears. And Catra’s.

Thoughts? Differing headcanons? Complaints?

[soranis-sunshadow]

83. Plans

How do you get someone to trust you? Have you tired not lying?

Nevermind... That would never work right? RIGHT?

[obi-troll-kenobi]

SPOP fans: “Shadow Weaver is homophobic!”

Shadow Weaver: “I’m not homophobic, I hate everyone equally"

[sunfwr]

This was all my brain could think of at 2 am

[coffeecalliope]

This isn't a shitpost, it fits.

So was no one going to tell me that She-Ra and the Processes of Power is Halo for the girlies?

[amitythegaylord]

[chiqita]

She would.

[sketchy--sketches]

Name a more iconic duo

[chilejavabean]

My ladys🤩✨

[kira-kilts-and-kaos]

Happy Mother’s Day children

[stellar-lune]

She-Ra Incorrect Quotes (List)

Feel free to use these for anything!

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Sea Hawk: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".

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Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.

Frosta: I choose to waive that right!

Frosta: *screaming*

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Mermista: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

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Adora: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

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Adora: I would never say that my girlfriend is a bitch and I don’t like her. That’s not true… Catra is a bitch and I like her so much!

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Bow: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

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Entrapta: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.

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Catra: So you like cats?

Adora: Yeah.

Catra: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Bow: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Adora: Mine just says "Adora no."

Bow: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Entrapta: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?

Double Trouble: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.

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Angella: Why are you like this??

Shadow Weaver: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

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Kidnapper: We have your child

Mermista: I don’t have a child?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?

Mermista: Oh god, you have Sea Hawk.

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Double Trouble: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.

Mermista: Being a fish.

Double Trouble: Well, shit.

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Scorpia: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!

Catra: That doesn't exist.

Scorpia: Not with that attitude.

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Shadow Weaver: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.

Adora: Those are wanted posters!

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Spinnerella: Netossa annoyed me today, so I told her that I can’t wait to see what she has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Glimmer: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

Spinnerella: But there is something special about watching the color leave her face as panic takes over.

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Adora: Scorpia-

Scorpia: *sighs* Catra used to call me Scorpia...

Adora: ...Because it's your fucking name.

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Sea Hawk: I need to dye my hair.

Mermista: ...

Sea Hawk: Or get another tattoo.

Mermista: ...

Sea Hawk: Or a new piercing.

Mermista: Why?

Sea Hawk: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

[el-ffej]