#she used to be a PIC/Manager 💀

[cosmicredcadet]

Remembering how not to long ago, I told a friend of mine about being stressed out over some things and she thought that was the perfect time to shoot her shot and ask me out even after I expressed being aroace BEFORE that. When i expressed again that I was NOT interested in dating and was aroace, she then went on to try and suggest platonic partnerships after explaining how she viewed all of our platonic hangouts as romantic....safe to say we aren't friends anymore.

Moral of the story i guess is Don't fucking do this? even if the person is allo? don't fucking "shoot your shot" after they reveal they are struggling to you? Don't try to then reframe the relationship to be platonic instead of romantic after expressing how obviously romantic you viewed everything before????

[cutieln4]

"Slut!" | LN4 smau

lando norris x reader

summary: lando has a reputation of always bringing different girls home. somebody changes that

fc: random pinterest girls

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f1gossip Lando Norris caught kissing yet another girl! That’s the 3rd different one this week! Will his partying habits affect his driving?

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username1 W H O R E🫵🫵

username2 statistically, with all the girls he’s taking home, i have a chance

username3 yeah, no

username4 hey! so this is actually insane!

username5 how about we mind our business??

username6 This generation would not survive f1 drivers from 15 years ago

username7 fr the scandals back then💀

username8 why tf would this effect his driving???

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ln4fanpage pics of lando partying! from just this week alone😬

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username1 he’s so insane for this

username2 SIR YOUR TITS ARE OUT🗣️

username3 the shirt, the hair, the necklaces

username4 lord have mercy🤤

username5 HELLO??? I CANT BREATHE

username6 very mindful, very demure

username7 erm not really…

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yourusername update on my puppy: still cute🤗

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yourbff aww she’s so cuteee i miss her

friend1 so adorable!

friend2 bring her over!!

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yourusername i 🩷 pink

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yourbff i 🩷 u

friend1 so so pretty

friend2 cutieeee

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yourusername that was fun! even managed to get a cute boys number after spilling coffee all over him🤗

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yourbff you had no idea what was going on the whole time

yourusername but it was still fun!! thanks for the free hat!

friend1 okay girl you got rizz

friend2 ughh so jealous😍

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landonorris WOOHOOO P3!! Thank you Silverstone! You’ve been good to me😊

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username1 still not over that outfit

username2 cutie patootie

yourbff wish i got the chance to meet you😔

username3 not the charles leclerc driving pose💀

oscarpiastri Congrats mate!

username4 i love 444🥰

username5 he’s so—AHHHAJPKCJDUSNS

username6 GIMME the bucket hat

username7 the. out. fit.

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danielricciardo they grow up so fast🥺

maxverstappen1 You just broke a million teenage girls’ hearts

username1 NOOOOOOOO

username2 how could you do this to me??? what about the kids??

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yourbff why you soft launching the same time as lando norris💀

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username1 WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH LANDO NORRIS? FLOWERS??

danielricciardo her puppy is the dog version of you

username2 SHUT UP DID YOU GET A DOG

username3 THAT PUPPY IS SO CUTEEEE

username4 nah no way bro actually got a gf

username5 you’ve changed smh. bring back party lando😔✊

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yourusername look at this cutie

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yourbff happy for you🫶

friend1 THAT’S YOUR MAN??

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landonorris finally found the one for me🧡 (thanks for spilling coffee on me)

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username1 she’s adorable stop

username2 okay but what’s her puppy’s name?

yourusername pickles!

username2 STOP THATS SO CUTE

username3 i love her already

yourusername my sweetheart🫶🥰

username4 WAIT SO THAT PIC IN SILVERSTONE OF WITH THE BIG STAIN ON HIS SHIRT WAS WHEN THEY MET??

username5 she tweeted when it happened and it’s so funny, she had no clue who he was💀

maxfewtrell Congrats mate

danielricciardo About time!

username6 aww she was the one girl who was able to change him for the better

username7 no it’s literally so cute he used to take different girls home every week and no one could change that until he met her🥹

username8 her twitter is hilarious she fr had to clue who he was

username9 gimme that puppy

username10 bye sleeping on a highway tonight

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yourusername mine

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username1 OH MY GOD HES SO BABYGIRL

landonorris WHERE DID YOU GET THE LAST PHOTO

yourusername you're such a baby in it isn't it cute🥹

landonorris yes of course very cute😅

username2 con😭grats😭

yourbff you son of a bitch. you did it.

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home hero | yt22 smau

♡ summary: the internet’s favorite story from suzuka? how you navigate your boyfriend’s home race also being your brother’s birthday

♡ pairing: yuki tsunoda x piastri!reader

♡ warnings: Couple of hate comments, use of yn

♡ faceclaim: none (pictures from pinterest)

♡ a/n: piastri sister!! (been wanting to do a piastri!reader so what better than a suzuka fic)

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user844 NO ONES TALKING ABOUT THIS AND ITS MAKING ME GO MAD 😭😭

user143 she’s most likely going to support both but it’s fun to speculate 😭

user081 like who’s garage will she be in? it’s yuki’s first red bull race but it’s also oscar’s 24th birthday and yuki’s family is gonna be there

user197 she’ll manage her time well i’m sure (i’m just stressed for her)

user062 someone check on mark webber that’s his “adopted” daughter who’s boyfriend now drives the second redbull 🥲

user142 he’s getting flashbacks for sure

user077 yn is like oscar’s biggest fan since karting but also its yuki’s home race and first race with red bull… 🤧

user843 something about calling oscar the birthday boy makes him sound like an eight year old 😭

user502 REAL AF 💀💀

user710 real question is HOW IS NICOLE 😭😭😭

user318 you know she’s freaking out about yuki in that red bull seat

user255 as the #1 yuki fan she’s on the edge of her seat this weekend

user331 she’s a red bull girlie this weekend ☝️

user175 EXACTLY we claim her this weekend papaya can have her in bahrain

ynpiastrii this is hilarious as shit 😭😭

user773 OMG HEY QUEEN 😍😍

user154 WAIT SO WHICH ONE

user188 DONT IGNORE THE QUESTION BDAY BOY OR HOME HERO 😀😀😀

—— ynpiastri instagram story

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user065 MY FAVORITE WAG 😭

user131 yukiyn crumbs‼️‼️

hattiepiastri AND YOU DIDNT INVITE ME 🙄

➥ ynpiastri you’re in aus 🙄 i can’t send ramen across the ocean hatts.

user189 i love the series of yuki taking you to different restaurants 😭😭

lilyzneimer that looks so good 😍😍

➥ ynpiastri queen do i need to hint at oscar to take you this week because it’s worth it 😩

➥ lilyzneimer YES 🤭

lando kinda rude not to give me the leftovers 🙄

➥ ynpiastri oh! didn’t realize i had to feed my brothers teammate now 😒

oscarpiastri Sooo are you taking me here for my birthday 👀

➥ ynpiastri is your birthday this week?

➥ oscarpiastri That’s not funny

user405 BRO 🤤

francisca.cgomes YUMMY 😭😭

➥ ynpiastri MY LOVE IT WAS SO GOOD 😭😭😭

user121 are we wearing papaya this weekend or rocking with redbull???

—— drivers’ press conference

(pic 1: interviewer: “Yuki your girlfriend, Yn Piastri, is also the sister of Mclaren driver, Oscar Piastri. With it being your home race and first race with Red Bull. while also Oscar’s birthday have you all discussed who’s garage she’ll be in this weekend?”)(pic 2: Yuki: *laughs* Is that a thing people want to know? I mean she’ll more than likely be with my family since hers isn’t here this weekend. Not sure though guess I’ll have to check with her what she’s doing)(pic 3: Charles: *laughs* “we are checking!” Yuki: *laughing* “Exactly! We are checking!”)

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user125 not the point but charles joking about we are checking is fucking hilarious 😭😭

user882 he really said: why is this news? 😭😭

user321 his face said “we do this all year why do you care now” 😭

user028 literally he was so put off by the question

user176 yuki not realizing everyone is just obsessed with yn as he is 💀

user034 he really was like why do you care?

user517 charles saying “we are checking” in 2025 💀💀

user505 must be the water 🤷‍♀️

user125 yuki kinda called us all crazy for making it such a big deal where yn would be watching the race from 😭😭

user987 looked like he wanted to call us all parasocial

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ynpiastri quick! how do i make my brothers birthday about me??

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user231 who’s birthday? all i see is a yn piastri photo dump 🙈

user152 OSCAR BIRTHDAY DINNER???

user134 IK THIS IS SO CUTE 😭

user045 YN POSTED‼️‼️‼️

lando where was my invite?

ynpiastri must’ve gotten lost in the mail 🤷‍♀️

lando ynpiastri this is just rude as fuck 🤧

ynpiastri lando i’ll tell the fia you’re swearing 🙂‍↔️

lando ynpiastri YOU HATE ME 🥲

user444 they’re siblings (confirmed)

hattiepiastri once again was not invited

ynpiastri once again you’re in australia my love 😍🫶🏻

hattiepiastri ynpiastri bully 😒

ynpiastri hattiepiastri love you too pookie 🫶🏻

user310 my fav piastri 😍😍😍

yukitsunoda0511 same 😍

user310 yukitsunoda0511 BYE 😭😭

hattiepiastri yukitsunoda0511 i thought i was your favorite 🤨

yukitsunoda0511 hattiepiastri who told you that?? 🤨

user031 hattie catching strays in the comments 😭😭

user143 that photo of oscar at the end 💀💀💀

user032 literal jumpscare 😭

user558 lily and yn taking up the most of this dump is the way it should be 😍

yukitsunoda0511 favorite dinner date ❤️❤️

ynpiastri who? oscar??

yukitsunoda0511 ynpiastri yes ☺️

ynpiastri yukitsunoda0511 knew it i’m the other woman 🤧🤧

ynpiastri all seriousness you’re my favourite dinner date too 🤭🤭

user041 wait when is oscar’s birthday i thought it wasn’t for a few days 😭

ynpiastri it’s sunday!! we celebrated early since everyone’s busy during race weekend ☺️

user041 ynpiastri HEY QUEEN 😍 that’s so cute stoppp

oscarpiastri Thanks again for dinner Yn it was great!

oscarpiastri could’ve chosen a different picture for the end though 😒

ynpiastri of course!! happy (early) birthday bud!!

ynpiastri oscarpiastri i actually couldn’t hope this helps ☺️

user009 sibling goals tbh

lilymhe you and lily definitely stole the show from the birthday boy 😍

ynpiastri you’re so right we served 😏

user310 i love yn and lily squared 😭

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f1 Here’s how we start for the 2025 Japanese Grand Prix after Carlos Sainz’s grid penalty 🇯🇵

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user301 i’m in yuki tsunoda defense mode ♥︎ by ynpiastri

user931 maybe the second seat is cursed

user796 Lawson being 13th and Tsunoda being 14th is actually hilarious 😂

user045 yuki’s performing better in both cars??

user302 user045 HONESTLY 😭 plus liam got preseason in the car this is literally yuki’s first week in the car 🙂‍↔️

user934 oscar almost had pole. yuki being screwed over by redbull already (literally don’t even fight me rn). it’s a rough day for piastris 😔

user037 someone check on nicole and yn

user968 the piastris (including yuki) are too slay for this kind of treatment 🙂‍↔️

user310 YUKI TSUNODA GET BEHIND ME 🔪 ♥︎ by ynpiastri

user798 LIKE FR WHAT DID HE DO TO THESE PEOPLE 😔

user412 THE COMMENTS ARE SO CRUEL 🤧

user031 HES JUST A BABY 🥲🥲

user310 oscar with a second row start for his birthday‼️ (would’ve slayed if he got to start on pole rip 🤧)

user032 we believe in you yuki!! you’ve proven this weekend you can keep up with max!

user210 ??

user032 user210 did you not watch free practice?? he was right there with max

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user431 RED BULL WAG LOOKS GOOD ON YOU QUEEN 😭

user189 yuki will slay today 🤞🤞🤞

francisca.cgomes you look so good 😭

➥ ynpiastri thank you queen 😭😭

hattiepiastri SLAY

➥ ynpiastri all i know how to do 😍

➥ hattiepiastri it’s in the genes frr

nicolepiastri Tell Yuki we’re all cheering him on today no matter what!

➥ ynpiastri i will mum 😭😭

user310 LOOKING GOOOD 😍

user807 your aura will save yuki from the second seat curse 🤞🤞

lilymhe YOURE SO PRETTY 😭

➥ ynpiastri UGH NO YOUUU

➥ lilymhe FIGHT ME 🥊🥊

➥ ynpiastri ILL FIGHT ALEX FOR YOU 😍🤤🤤

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yukitsunoda0511 first race in the books with redbullracing, there’s work to be done but i’m excited to keep improving and building from here. i would also like to thank everyone for all the support! racing at home in Japan is such a privilege, and even if we didn’t get the result we wanted, I’m so grateful to everyone for all the love i received this weekend 🙏

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user688 WE’RE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU 📣📣

user981 proud of you! ily yuki 🤍

user512 never give up yuki!! we all believe in you 💪💪

nicolepiastri You did a great job this weekend Yuki!! I am Incredibly proud of you! I know you’re destined for great things! ❤️

user044 forever his #1 fan fr

yukitsunoda0511 thanks nicole😭

user883 Break the curse‼️

user712 to gain two positions on a track that’s really determined in quali is a feat in itself!! you’ve got this we’ll be back in bahrain‼️‼️

ynpiastri incredibly proud of you!! keep defying the odds i love you 🫶🏻🫶🏻

user140 STOP YOU TWO ARE TOO ADORABLE 😭😭

yukitsunoda0511 i love you sm thanks for being by my side 🫶🏻

user311 lets go yuki!!! you got this!

isackhadjar You did good this weekend Yuki!!

user021 ISUKI 😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧

yukitsunoda0511 thanks!!! congrats on points man!!

user775 you’re doing so good yuki!!

user021 we’re cheering you on!

hattiepiastri good race yuki!! can’t wait to watch what you can continue to do!

yukitsunoda0511 thanks hattie see you soon!!

user120 the piastris love yuki and its adorable 🤧🤧

user013 looking forward to bahrain!! continue learning the car!!

user305 you did great given the circumstances! 🙌

maepiastrii way to go yuki! you’ll keep getting better!!

yukitsunoda0511 thanks so much!

user992 Way to go Yuki!

ediepiastri great job today!!

yukitsunoda0511 thanks!

user034 Next race will go better! you’re doing great for the car you’ve been given!!

user220 Keep pushing! you’ve got this!

oscarpiastri Good race Yuki!

yukitsunoda0511 thanks oscar! congrats on p3 and happy birthday!! 😄

user931 IM GOING TO SOBBB THE PIASTRIS SHOWING YUKI SO MUCH LOVE 🥹🥹

user112 they’ve adopted him at this point 🥲🥲

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user032 the fact the most interesting thing that happened this weekend was some fires in free practice and qualifying and everyone freaking out over where yn was gonna watch the race from 😭😭

user130 always the best photos dumps‼️

lilymhe honored to make the dump 😌

ynpiastri ALWAYS 😍😍

user821 SOOO PRETTY 😭😭

user102 NOT THE SCREENSHOT OF OSCAR HOLDING LANDO’S THUMB 💀💀💀💀

user021 she stays trolling him 😭

user103 oscar will never know peace with her and i love it

user991 the yuki pics are so precious 😭

user031 she feeds us with boyfriend yuki and i’m here for it 🥲🥲

user151 he’s so real for having food/drink in each one 😭

alexandrasaintmleux you and lily steal the show!!

ynpiastri UGH ILY 🤧🤧

user999 that red bull jacket 😫😫😫

francisca.cgomes i live for your photo dumps 😍

ynpiastri stopp i’m blushingggg 🤭

oscarpiastri Am I being cyberbullied?

ynpiastri why would you think that 🤨

oscarpiastri ynpiastri 😀

lando maybe just learn how to dap ♥︎ by author

oscarpiastri lando STOP BULLYING ME‼️

user912 Japan loves you too yn 🫶🏻

user081 she’s my favorite wag 🤧🤧

lilyzneimer the queen of photo dumps strikes again 🤭

ynpiastri byeeee ily queen 🤭

user087 OBSESSED

user102 tell yuki we’re all rooting for him!!

hattiepiastri okay cool but what souvenir did you buy me?

ynpiastri … none?

hattiepiastri ynpiastri how dare you 🤧

ynpiastri hattiepiastri i’m sorry pookie 😔

isackhadjar hurt i didn’t make the dump

ynpiastri in my defense! you made yuki’s more than i did ☝️

isackhadjar ynpiastri good point he posted more photos of me than you 😝

ynpiastri isackhadjar don’t rub it in 😒

user020 aura to the max 😍

yukitsunoda0511 best home race i could ask for! no matter the race result having you there with me means the most 🫶🏻 love you

ynpiastri i love you so much and i’m proud of you no matter what! you’re doing amazing 🫶🏻

user220 okay i’m sobbing 🥲

[norris55s]

i swear i don’t love the drama (it loves me) - carlos sainz

reader x carlos sainz social media au

she isn’t happy about the way people treat her boyfriend and she isn’t afraid to show it

a/n: i too am tired of the way people speak about carlos so there's this to show for it. this is no hate to charles in case it isn't obvious. no fc, but a couple rebecca donaldson pics for the plot. i loved carlos winning.

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y/nusername: repping chili and chili only this season 🌶️

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charles_leclerc: 😧

y/nusername: love you lord perceval 😇

charles_leclerc: 🙃

user492: digging the use of red but no ferrari merch lol i know our bestie is mad

y/nusername: 👹

carlossainz55: Naughty girl 😂

y/nusername: shhh look away

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Bahrain International Circuit

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y/nusername: congratulations to lover boy, and lover boy only 👹❤️

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user914: sainz has handled the situation so maturely and his girl is out here being messy

y/nusername: that’s because i’m not carlos, hope that helps 😴

user014: why is she doing the most 😭

y/nusername: i wouldn’t have to do shit if someone bothered celebrating his podium with him, so i’ll take matters into my own hands 🫡

landonorris: we gotta take your phone away

y/nusername: try me!

carlossainz55: ❤️

y/nusername: 🔥

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y/nusername: appendicitis couldn’t take carlos down, everyone else can stop trying

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carlossainz55: ❤️

landonorris: in your nurse era 👩‍⚕️

y/nusername: more like in my security guard and lawyer era 🤪

user824: it’s carlos’ karma for every time he’s screwed charles over

y/nusername: oh bitch you’ll know karma when it hits y’all square in the face

user624: unhinged era! love how she takes care of carlos

y/nusername: u get it

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y/nusername: showing up to lover boy’s haters’ funeral like

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user583: lmao she acts like he’s a champion she has bragging rights about and not a second driver that is getting sacked

y/nusername: girl he’s back from a surgery with a two weeks recovery to drive a car going 300mph for 3 days, i’m really not hearing y’all today

y/nusername: plus, when he gets a podium, dare i say a win, i’ll laugh

landonorris: pr must love you

y/nusername: i swear i don’t love the drama, it loves me

carlossainz55: That’s a way to say it 😘

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Albert Park Circuit, Melbourne

y/nusername: say hello to the only driver that has managed to end red bull’s dominance not once, but twice 🇪🇸🌶️ (hello to the people who called me delusional for saying he might even win, i did laugh)

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maxverstappen1: I feel like you jinxed me 😐

y/nusername: i prefer to call it manifesting ✨

user898: only because max dnfd lol

y/nusername: k. so why didnt someone else win it? quickly

user914: she’s really out there celebrating another gifted win

y/nusername: hey i got a question did you watch the race? 😀

user168: this is why everyone dislikes the sainz camp. no reason at all to disrespect charles and the team.

y/nusername: i’m literally sat next to charles celebrating over dinner but ok

user823: i love how she and carlos keep pretending charles likes them lol

y/nusername: somehow carlos, charles, everyone we know, and me are liars, but you people on the internet, who have never even met us, know the actual truth about the raging fight between c2

user463: i’m loving this y/n era, she’s had ENOUGH 💀

y/nusername: if not me, who? if not now, when? 👹

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Albert Park Circuit, Melbourne

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carlossainz55: P1!! What a rollercoaster 🎢!! Special thank you to my biggest support, my lovely y/nusername 🥰

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y/nusername: i got you always chili 🥹❤️

user274: sainz supremacy!

y/nusername: period

user924: vile that he doesn’t congratulate his teammate that let him win and condones his crazy ass girlfriend’s comments

y/nusername: y’all want me to chill and then comment shit like this. leave my bf’s post alone! also what is he gonna do ground me like a kid?

carlossainz55: Hermosa, calm down 😈

y/nusername: shhh look away

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Can I please make a request for Rei and Wonyoung decide to play a game/make a bet with each other to see who can get you into bed first. Through the week they both tease you but in the end they both end up having their ways with you. Thank you:)

cw: clit play, cunnilingus, fingering, semi exhibitionism, scissoring, spanking.

i honestly see this as casual, everyday chatter in the 04z dorm 😭 rei and wonyoung have almost the same perversion in their brains since they’re both the dominant type that looks soft and sweet but actually has their brains full of shit 🥰 sweet words of encouragement when they’re fucking you in the roughest and most depraved way possible, dirty talk when they’re taking their time or even degradation and praise in the same sentence, you never know what to expect from them!!

04z besties’ outing ends up being a debate where they agree on a bet that the first one to fuck you will win BUT their plans are interrupted when they remember that liz is still here 💀 poor baby is embarrassed by the shameless way her unnies are planning to fuck her other unnie… although liz may be being shy now, but if she had enough guts to speak her thoughts out loud, she would also ask to join the bet and fuck your brains out 😇

unfortunately for wonyoung but lucky for rei, she’s the one who gets to be alone with you first! due to wonyoung’s busy schedule and solo activities, she couldn’t see you every day of the week 💔 since the beginning wonyoung knew that it would be difficult to have a moment alone with you because ive was in the middle of promoting a new album that included two title songs, but when the company and her manager told her the news about her solo activities and proposals, all wonyoung wanted to do was hit her manager and leave the company

of course rei takes full advantage of wonyoung being away from you two and not around to ruin her plans! everyone knows rei’s tastes, a pretty girl who likes pretty stuff like sanrio and that style of aesthetics. so when during one of attitude stages your stylist gave you an outfit that was so beautiful and iconic that fans would be obsessed with your look for days, rei knew she had to take advantage of that

“(yn)–ah~ we should take a couple of pics together. our outfits look really cute, and most of all, they seem to match.” and she would say it by giving you bright and cheerful eyes that look like two half–moons because of the cute smile on her face 😊 but the moment her eyes look in wonyoung’s direction, a mischievous glint appears on rei’s face and her smile turns into a shit–eating one…

you thought she would take pictures of you before you performed on music core and received the win or even after the day’s promotions, but when she got into the van on the way home, she remembered that she had promised to take photos and then post them on instagram 😣 so she offers to make it up to you when you get back home, and again, you thought she would take pictures of you on the street or ask the staff to drive you to some nice place in the city for a little photo shoot, but she surprises you by taking your hand as soon as you get out of the car and practically dragging you into the apartment and the bedrooms 😳

she doesn’t say a word until she takes you inside her room and closes the door behind her, smiling at you as she tells you that her room is a perfect place that could match your outfit today, since she has cute stuffed animals or sanrio characters on her bed or some posters hanging on her walls

rei sits next to you on the bed, holding your webcam with one hand while using the other to fix your hair, telling you to get ready for the photos… or for what is to come

no one can blame you for stopping posing for the camera because rei’s lips took your full attention when she did kissy lips pose. and well, when you look up you find her eyes, smiling at you while still holding the camera in her hand

“uhm… rei?” that’s all you manage to say before your beloved member lunges at you, pinning you to the bed by climbing on top of you

making out with rei and getting all messy and sloppy because you two can’t get enough of each other 😵‍💫 lipstick running down the corners of you guys’ lips, only separating for a few small milliseconds so your lungs could grab some air because rei was taking the oxygen away from both of you

grinding your pussy against rei’s while she records everything with her webcam 😳 she assures you that she’ll only take a couple of photos because you look so pretty under her, being a mess but still looking like a princess who was once groomed like one 🥺 now in a wrinkled outfit because she didn’t bother to take your clothes off, lifting your shirt up over your chest to see your tits bounce trapped in the confines of your bra and pushing your skirt up your thighs just enough to expose your pussy to her gaze and pulling your panties to the side so her clit can rub deliciously against yours, makeup smeared with tears from mascara running down your blushing cheeks and lipstick that now rested like marks on rei’s jaw and neck and a messy hair

rei sending the group chat a photo of you: your body on the bed and under hers, thighs spread wide with juices and cum staining your inner thighs and a trail of kisses, hickeys and bites decorating your jaw, neck, collarbones and shoulders. ending with a message “i think i won.”

oh and wonyoung didn’t see the message until the next day because she was busy 💀 she grabs her phone off the table as her stylist takes care of the last details and finishing touches to her makeup and hair, but her phone almost broke in half due to the strong grip she had when your photo appeared on the screen

wonyoung stands up without saying a single word, leaving the stylist and staff confused. she was pissed as hell! rei was trying to get on her nerves, she had taken advantage of the fact that wonyoung was not benefiting in this bet because she was at a disadvantage due to her schedule and rei was practically mocking her in her own face

when you see her approaching you, you try to greet her 😊 but she suddenly grabs your wrist and continues walking, making you get up from your own chair and taking you behind her like an owner walking his dog on a leash

wonyoung drags you into a random, empty room without saying a single word, kicking the door shut behind you. she cups your face with one hand, holding your jaw in her palm and squeezing your cheeks with her long fingers

“don’t touch my hair because i don’t want you to ruin it, and much less try to ruin my makeup.” and you don't understand what she means, she drops down in front of you on your knees and starts to remove the belt from your shorts 👀

wonyoung holding one of your legs over her shoulder, your thigh resting on the side of her head as she buries her face between your legs while devouring your pussy 🥴 giving you stern looks when she notices your hands fidgeting near her head or your hips trying to move against her mouth, even stopping from time to time to give you a hard slap on the thighs or bottom followed by a “behave” and she pulls away from her pussy when you cum to watch your thighs clench as she uses her thumb to stimulate your clit to keep stimulating you

and after your orgasm, she is still angry 😥 not even bothering to check if you’re okay after your body goes limp against the wall :(

wonyoung just fixes her hair and straightens her clothes, looking over her shoulder at you and saying that she wants you in her room tonight, and apparently she and rei made a new bet on who can fuck you better

[hamilando]

ੈ✩ red, orange and white (smau) ੈ✩

pairing :carlos sainz x fem reader ( piastri best friend )

summary : the admin is confused whether to support red, orange or white

fc: Thylane Léna-Rose Loubry Blondeau

a/n : This is a series, let me know if you want to be tagged in future parts ! it was requested anonymously, thank you for requesting it 🫶🏻

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mclaren to have someone look at me like lando looks at the trophy, LANDO NORRIS WINS THE DUTCH GRAND PRIX 2024

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user1 the caption got real chat

user2 admin, we need to talk, YOU DO NOT EXPOSE ME LIFE LIKE THAT

mclaren oops 😬

user3 LETS GO LANDO

user4 admin, can we get more pics of Lando and the trophy ?

mclaren anything for my fans ~ lando

user5 who is the admin!?

user6 @ mcynburger, it’s private tho

user7 the username 🌝

user8 the whole grid follows her 🗿

user9 she is pretty popular with the fans as well, she joined the same year as Oscar, they are besties

user10 friend goals 💪🏻

user11 admin, will you make your acct public ?

mclaren can’t take away all the attention from little lando and oscar

user12 WHA-

user13 I can smell tea ☕️

oscarpiastri Admin, this a professional account, meet me and I will show you who’s little

mclaren chat, things got serious

user14 COMING TO HELP YOU ADMIN

landonorris aren’t you supposed to be Oscar’s best friend y/n?

mclaren who is that ? It’s just admin here

user15 not lando exposing her

user16 I wonder how Zak feels after seeing his company account used for bestie fighting 🫶🏻💀

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mcynburger mama @ lilyz and papa @ ospastry please buy brother a shirt

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norizz you are just jealous of my muscles

mcynburger shirtless picture coming up

ospastry Y/N NO! LANDO CAN YOU NOT !? Y/N STOP DOING SHIT THINGS AND NO NUDE PICTURES FOR GODS SAKE !

chillijr blonde really suits you !

mcynburger thank you so much Carlos 🧡🫶🏻

lordperceval lando, mate you just got lucky 🫷🏻

mcynburger YOU DID NOT JUST -

norizz bury your grave mate

lordperceval what-

mcynburger WE STAFF WORK SO HARD TO GET THE BEST CAR, AND YOU CALL IT LUCK !? THE engineers WORK THEIR BRAIN OFF, THE PR’S MANAGE ALL THE SPONSORS, THE finance TEAM MAINTAINS THE BUDGET AND THE SOCISL ADMINS ENSURE THAT THE FANS GET JOY AND YOU CALL IT LUCK !?

lordperceval o my lord, I am extremely sorry

mcynburger wait, till I post a Ferrari hate post in the official account

hamsandwich please don’t hate Ferrari 👍

mcynburger only because the goat it going to Ferrari 😤

chillijr my unemployment ?

albono hellooo!?

chillijr forgot I joined Williams

mcynburger it’s ok, I will post a william love post because Carlos is going there 🫶🏻

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mcynburger hate the tifosi driver, not the tifosi red

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chillijr me too hermosa?

mcynburger YOU ARE NOT TIFOSI ANYMORE 🫶🏻😤 I will never stop loving you 💪🏻

ospastry can you like stop romancing him ?

mcynburger stawp, I need to find a date to go for your’s and lily’s wedding

lilyz aww, Oscar is all giggly now

mcynburger send pics * money on the way *

lilyz I would never - * sent *

ospastry I have said it hundred times, STOP STEALING LILY

mcynburger my ring finger is for lily, middle one is for you

norizz index for me ?

mcynburger how does the index even work ?

norizz number 1?

mcynburger number 1 what ?

maxtheax driver? No.

hamsandwich fashion sense ? No.

ospastry best friend ? HELL NO.

georgie British accent ? No.

chillijr romantic? No.

norizz I AM BRITISH 🙄

mcynburger ok stop, no one bullies norris and oscie if it ain’t me 😗

alexmieux you look hot

mcynburger out of context but not more than you

lordperceval my gf is the hottest

albono 👀

max1 👀

mcynburger NOT ANOTHER FIGHT

mcynburger ALL GIRLIES ARE HOT, MEN ARE EW ( EXCEPT OSCIE AND CARLOS )

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mclaren the end of this season is sneaking up like the third pic 😮‍💨 8 more races before the constructors 🧡

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user1 admin favours Oscar 💀

user2 well, she is his best friend ?

user1 huh?

user2 he said in an interview, his best friend joined mclaren because of him

user3 a girl bestie ?

user4 RED FLAG OSCAR

user5 can you guys let one couple of friends stay sane ? not all men cheat with the girl bf

user6 I think Oscar should be the worried one because y/n is always after lily

user7 Zak will cut her salary after the last pic 💀

mclaren I got a bonus 🧡

user8 ADMIN, MORE LANCAR CONTENT

mclaren done, your majesty 🫡

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@taliya8346282844eliviahdgdajs @formula1-motogpfan @npcmia @hc-dutch

@nuccibeboo2 @amberjazmyn @nataylia-f1 @fastfactory @sltwins @hoeforlifee

@scarletwidow3000 @kissesandmartinis @d3kstar @mayusaatma @willowsnook

@forza-dolce @tellybearryyyy

[goldfades]

𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐓 ─ UCONN WBB MANAGER

౨ৎ ─ summary | y/n posts some cute photos of herself and the team!

─ warnings | pretty short but i hope you guys enjoy nonetheless!!

─ taglist | @xocherishxo @iienstein @yazmunson @euphternal @uraesthete @hello-nah817 @wanderlusturous and here's a link to my taglist if anyone would like to join!!

─ ev's notes | this series is gonna be my hyperfixation for the next 3 months

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yourusername | my fav pics from the last couple months!! (and of me ofc) june 15th, 2023

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nika.muhel | gorgeous gorgeous pics and gorgeous gorgeous girl😙🩷

↳ yourusername i love you beautiful 😪

↳ fan001 NEED A FUCKING FRIENDSHIP LIKE NIKA AND Y/N PLSSS

uconnwbb | ate per usual 😙

↳ kamoreaarnold why tf are u commenting on ur own damn pics

↳ yourusername why do u care ???

↳ kamoreaarnold just wondering.....

kamoreaarnold | MOMMMMMM 🎀

↳ yourusername freshie 🥺🩷

↳ kamoreaarnold hell nah paige rubbing off on u now? tf is 🥺

↳ paigebueckers SO WHAT???? THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH IT

↳ kamoreaarnold ur so annoyonh bro

↳ paigebueckers bro hop off I DONT EVEN USE THAT EMOJI, bro can't even spell ...

↳ kamoreaarnold ima have to stop u right there bro cus .... not u lying LMAOOOO

↳ yourusername stop arguing in my comments please. first its the damn groupchat now my comments

↳ fan002 babygirl is tired, god bless her w dealing with these toddlers😭

fan003 | y/n reminding us she's still hot after not posting herself for six months is SOOO funny to me (shes so gorgeous i am in love)

↳ paigebueckers so are we TRUST

↳ fan004 oh okay... oh okay... the videos are makin sense now

paigebueckers | best photographer in the world 😍

↳ yourusername LOVE U P

fan005 | thank you mother y/n for feeding us paige pics (we all say in unison)

ice.bradyy | BROOOO THE LAST ONE GOES SO HARD, U ATE🥴🥴

↳ yourusername i love u 😭😭

ice.bradyy | my girl is servinggggg 😍

fan006 | pls can u post more paige content on tiktok?

↳ yourusername I JUST FED YOU GUYS???? LETS NOT GET GREEDY NOW...

↳ fan007 guys don't make her angry she won't post ever again

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↳ yourusername i love u.

azzi35 | in love 😍😍😍😍 also photo creds for the first pic we love a good candid 🫶🏼

↳ yourusername YES AZZI CAME IN CLUTCHHHH WITH THAT PIC 😍😍

uconnmbb | come manage our team 😍

↳ kamoreaarnold dont get too comfortable there pal 💀

↳ paigebueckers WHOA WHOA WHOA BUDDY IS THAT... A THREAT????

↳ kamoreaarnold get the heck outta here with ur GOOFY BUTT

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↳ paigebueckers #rejected #awkward #laughoutloud #shearealone #goat #theog

↳ kamoreaarnold bro ruined the moment🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

↳ make sure to check out my navigation or masterlist if you enjoyed! any interaction is greatly appreciated !

↳ thank you for reading all the way through, as always ♡

[disneyprincemuke]

the best of (instagram) * bother figures

they always somehow manage the ruin the pictures she looks good in

pairings: max verstappen x fem!driver, lando norris x reader, alex albon x fem!driver

notes: LMFAO guySSSS I TOOK SOOOO LONG TO GET PICS FOR THIS IF U DONT LIKE THIS IM GOING TO RETIRE AND U WONT GET ANY LOGAN AND MICK STUFF

(series masterlist) | (📂 smau specials)

rockysroads

👤 tagged lily zneimer

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kidy/n you might look at me and think you’re going crazy or something like that

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user1 rocky being a fnaf fan was NOT on my bingo card

rockysroads yeah i just love josh hutcherson a lot too :/

user2 no cause WHO are you leaning on in that picture

oscarpiastri interesting choice of pictures

user3 so ur telling me u know something

user4 is that u?? or…

user5 is that logan

user6 if i speak.

user7 secret boyfriend??

maxverstappen1 who did u crop out wtf

rockysroads none of ur business

maxverstappen1 excuuuuuse me for being curious

user8 wow even being wdc doesnt exempt u from y/n’s disrespect

rockysroads so true like he’s not special just bc he’s a 2 time wdc

logansargeant did u crop me out

user9 SPEAK YOUR TRUTH LOGAN

user10 STAND UR GROUND LFG

user11 am i crazy or is y/n soft launching u

user12 i might have to check myself into the mental hospital after this one i fear

rockysroads yo shut up

rockysroads posted on their story!

user13 who is this man

user14 r u softlaunching 💀

rockysroads what does that mean

user15 is that loGAN’S WATCH

user16 whats this softlaunch

rockysroads

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rockysroads ive looked SO good lately ugh

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user17 WHY IS SHE ALWAYS CUTTING SOMEONE OUT OF THE PICTURE DO U HAVE A BF

user18 blink twice if youve got a bf…?

user19 why he hold u like that

user20 my working theory is that she’s out and about on dates and these are all different guys

landonorris

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landonorris guys it wasnt a soft launch it was just me :/

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user21 oh. i see.

user22 not on my bingo card but ok

rockysroads why would u do this

landonorris to ruin ur life idk

user23 HELP WHY DID SHE CUT U GUYS OUT FROM THE PICTURE??

rockysroads they were ruining the picture :/

user24 IMF UVKINNNNN HOWLINGGGG

user25 if this one is u, who r the other guys in the photos???

rockysroads sighpie okay i'll expose myself then

rockysroads

👤 tagged alex_albon

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rockysroads please stop speculating it's literally just alex :/ they just keep ruining my pictures with their boyness

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user26 why do you keep messing with us is this funny to you

rockysroads little bit actually

user27 honesty is the best policy ig?

rockysroads u get it fr user27

alex_albon i'll try not to be offended

rockysroads i appreciate that

maxverstappen1

👤 tagged rockysroads

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maxverstappen1 here's to the best addition the grid's ever seen

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user28 no wtf she's the worst

kidy/n boy if u dont shut up

user29 wow guys its time to go to clown school i think

user30 real. i just know she's tired of us being delusional

rockysroads it's ok same haha

user31 i'm so tired of hER GAMES

user32 like i cant do this anymore

rockysroads u ALWAYS ruin my pictures

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[mulletmitsuya]

Tokyo revengers groupchat

Warnings: suggestive, swearing, 5th grade humour, an unknown femboy is mentioned, Takeomi is homophobic but no one cares, also this has the Sano's and everyone involved or close to them

Desc: Shin gets his first date in like 10 years. Also this is the final timeline but events don't exactly match up to canon so👍

Shinichiro: GUYS

Shinichiro: I'M GOING ON A DATE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Benkei: i don't care

Takeomi: congratulations. it's only been like 30 years

Wakasa: how many times have you started a conversation exactly like this? give up for all of our sakes. we're tired🙏

Takeomi: Shin there's nothing wrong with being single at your big age. it's not humiliating at all

Wakasa: aren't you single?😐

Shinichiro: screw you guys, actually ☹️

Benkei: emoji's are for children. stop using them. you're gonna frown? as a grown man? what's wrong with you

Shinichiro: what's wrong with frowning??

Shinichiro: YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY A PRETTY GIRL ASKED ME ON A DATE

Shinichiro: we're meeting at a karaoke bar

Takeomi: if this happens to be real, do not drink

Takeomi: you get touchy when you're drunk and it's fucking weird😐

Wakasa: girls might think that's weird and creepy

Shinichiro: that was one time and i apologized

Takeomi: i don't give a fuck if you apologized you kissed me you fucking cunt

Takeomi: i don't even wanna talk about it i'm gonna vomit

Shinichiro: it was just a goodnight kiss. for the homies 😕

Wakasa: you stuck your tongue down his throat dude

Shinichiro: we were wearing socks so it was fine

Benkei: you just say shit

Shinchiro: you guys are ruining my vibe rn so i'm just gonna get ready for my date and the future love of my life

Shinchiro: she's so pretty i'm in love with her

Shinichiro: oh man i'm getting butterflies

Takeomi: send a pic

Shinchiro: you'll see her soon enough if things go well

Takeomi: guess i'm never seeing her

Sano affiliated groupchat

Inupi: idk a lot of us in here aren't Sano's and it kind of annoys me that this is what the groupchat's called

Mikey: get that stick out of your ass or leave like it's not that deep

Inupi: shut the fuck up you dwarf

Mikey: i'm the average height for a japanese male

Inupi: "i'm the average height for a japanese male🤓☝️"

Inupi: and no you're not. you're 5'3 and the average height is 5'7

Mikey: at least i have more than 3/4 of my face

Inupi: should you be saying that when you have a history of mutilating people's faces

Inupi: isn't that right Haruchiyo

Haruchiyo: kill yourself

Senju: girls, stop fighting

Emma: guys please not again

Draken: Inupi don't leave, Shinichiro wanted us here for something important so can we be civil for a few minutes

Inupi: whatever

Inupi: where is he anyway he said we should all be online cause of an emergency and he's not even here

Izana: are the old people here?

Takeomi: we're not old

Izana: ok grandpa

Kakucho: what's the emergency?

Benkei: fuck if we know

Wakasa: if i've come here to waste my time i'm gonna twist his dick off

Mikey: why do you want his dick in your hand🤨?

Wakasa: stop playing games Manjiro...

Benkei: is corporal punishment still legal

Mikey: i was kidding 😭

Mikey: also i'm a full grown adult so that would just be assault

Benkei: is assault still illegal

Emma: uh yes?

Benkei: i don't know why i asked because i'm going to do it anyway

Mikey: are your anger management classes even working💀?

Mikey: and lucky for me i'll be in Paris tmr for a fan meetup so😋

Shinchiro: hi guys

Wakasa: what do you want

Takeomi: i bet he fumbled

Mikey: fumbled what?

Takeomi: he had a date

Inupi: what's the emergency Shinichiro?

Shinchiro: i need you guys to answer these questions as quickly as possible

Shinichiro: what's a femboy??

Emma: now what does that have to do with the urgent emergency you told us you had?? i missed my pregnancy yoga classes for this? SHIN?

Senju: why is everything you do so unserious

Baji: Haruchiyo's a femboy

Haruchiyo: no the fuck i'm not you piece of shit

Mikey: you're not?

Haruchiyo: no??

Mikey: but you're pretty, and you look like a girl so?

Haruchiyo: no... but uh, thanks ig

Senju: girl stand up. this is embarrassing😕

Shinichiro: guys please this is serious i can't hide in the bathroom forever

Emma: what are you doing in the bathroom??

Shinichiro: i'm on my date right? so we're having a great time and we're singing and drinking and i tell her what a pretty girl she is and she says "girl?" and i'm like "yeah you're a pretty girl" and she says she's a femboy and i don't know what that means like what does "boy" have to do with anything so i went to the bathroom to ask you guys this question real quick because she said we're going to her apartment after this (!!!i think for sex!!!) but i'm just trying to clear up what she meant by the boy part

Baji: LMAOOOOOOO

Izana: it means "she" is a he

Izana: that's not a girl, it's a feminine presenting man. hence the description femboy

Mikey: I'M FUCKING CRYING 😭😭😭😭

Baji: can you even call yourself femboy when you're like in your 30's? that's a grown ass man

Takeomi: what's up with you and all these suspiciously gay situations

Wakasa: i think the universe is trying to tell you something

Benkei: how did you not know he was a guy

Shinichiro: because she's pretty! like a girl

Haruchiyo: *he's a guy

Shinichiro:

Baji: why's the cat sad. that's fucked up

Kakucho: it's basically how Senju looks like a boy most of the time and Haruchiyo looks like a girl

Takeomi: how did you not see a bulge or something

Shinchiro: she's wearing a skirt

Mikey: *he

Wakasa: and nothing was swinging out?

Izana: what kind of question is this

Emma: stop being vulgar Waka-nii😐. this is such a stupid conversation

Wakasa: aren't you a grown woman tho i feel like you can handle me talking about dicks

Shinchiro: holy shit she's a he

Inupi: can we go now

Baji: a hole is a hole

Emma: Baji ew😕

Takeomi: the difference between them is that one makes you gay because you're fucking a guy in the ass and the other one is normal

Baji: same difference

Takeomi: did you read what i just said

Mikey: he's illiterate

Baji: you can't insult me with a word i don't know the meaning of

Inupi: Shin what's the verdict?

Shinichiro: well...this is still a very pretty person so...

Takeomi: bro??

Shinichiro: is it that big of a deal tho?? i don't think it is

Shinichiro: yeah, this is fine

Shinichiro: is it all that gay if you're attracted to someone who looks like a woman?

Takeomi: if you're gonna fuck them, YES???

Benkei: he's lost it

Wakasa: i'm gonna need you to be sure about this because do you even know what to do? you're gonna embarrass yourself. you're not educated on gay sex at all

Baji: i can help with that

Draken: if i'm being honest i don't think you should take advice from anyone here at all

Baji: but i'm an expert

Mikey: we don't wanna know anything about what you and Chifuyu do 😐

Baji: yes you do

Inupi: google exists. just buy lube and condoms holy shit you guys are overcomplicating this so much

Mikey: of course you would know😒

Inupi: yeah i would know because i'm gay?? fucking idiot

Senju: are buttholes self lubricating? i can't be sure since i have constipation and my buttholes as dry as some tree bark

Haruchiyo: why would you tell us that

Takeomi: Senju watch how you talk. girls aren't suppose to say stuff like that

Senju: fine, next time i'll say anus to be more ladylike

Takeomi: and to answer your question, yes. because when you poop there's residue

Takeomi: you hear that Shin

Takeomi: shit in the ass

Takeomi: don't do this

Haruchiyo: you just told us you don't wipe your ass properly

Emma: i hate everyone here so bad omg

Draken: i think it's our cue to leave

Shinichiro: fuck it. i'm gonna do it

Shinichiro: thanks for the help guys! it is what it is at this point 😁

Shinichiro: bye!!

Mikey: i knew he'd eventually succumb to homosexuality

Takeomi: well since i'm homophobic i can't be his friend anymore

Benkei: no one cares

Benkei: Shinichiro successfully wasted our time once again

Benkei: i hope he gets an STD

Mikey: woah 😭

Emma: you're so fuckung dramatic😐

[diorsluv]

feather , part 29

“ i’m so sorry for your loss ”

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yourusername

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yourusername when he wears matching hello kitty pjs and sticks his head out the window because you thought you heard a rat on the roof 🥰

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mackie.samo AND he ties your skates for you what a gentleman

→ jamie.drysdale only because she’s incapable of tying her own skates

→ yourusername SHUT UP I TOOK HOCKEY LESSONS TOO 😡😡

username24 the way she deliberately cut his face out of every photo is unacceptable

→ username65 im new here are we talking about luke hughes

username11 it’s the way even the new people know she and luke are basically together

luca.fantilli guys sorry my face wasn’t in these pics i’m just a little camera shy 😕😕

→ yourusername LITERALLY SHUT UPPP

→ adamfantilli dude you’re gonna get jumped by him one day

dylanduke25 was this your little date with hughesy

→ yourusername i wish 😔

→ edwards.73 YO ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

→ lhughes_06 🙉

→ rutgermcgroarty WHAAAAAAT

→ _alexturcotte go get em lukey boy

→ trevorzegras MIND BOGGLING 🤯🤯

lhughes_06 your man has good style

→ yourusername yes yes he does 🤭

→ username58 GUYSSSS??

jackhughes 👀

→ yourusername nosy bitch 😒

→ jackhughes you don’t treat my brother this badly

→ yourusername quinn is better right quinny _quinnhughes

→ _quinnhughes yes i am

→ jackhughes i wasn’t talking about him dumbass

username86 please tell me they’re dating

markestapa THOSE ARE MY FUCKING PANTS AND YOU LET HIM WEAR THEM????

→ yourusername THEY’RE A DIFFERENT PAIR STUPID

→ lhughes_06 i can confirm they’re not your pants!

→ yourusername YES YES SEE THERE’S A SLIGHT DIFFERENCE

adamfantilli a rat on the roof…?

→ yourusername YES BRO THAT SHIT WAS SCURRYING AROUND

→ lhughes_06 there was nothing on the roof 🙄

username67 SOFT LAUNCH?

edwards.73 the skates are CLEANNNN

→ yourusername crisp

→ lhughes_06 lookin fresh out the store 🙏

→ markestapa bro bought new skates for the first date 💀💀

_quinnhughes the hello kitty pajamas are really doing it for me

→ yourusername I MANAGED TO GET HIM TO WEAR THEM

→ _quinnhughes because he can’t say no to you 😒

→ yourusername don’t get mad at me because he didn’t like the star wars pjs you gave him for christmas

→ _quinnhughes STOP BRINGING THAT UP IT HAPPENED LIKE A DECADE AGO

→ yourusername a decade is crazy

username80 it’s been a bit frigid on the dryshughes ship lately…

→ yourusername frigid?!?!?!

→ username80 brrrrr i think i need some more posts from the both of you to warm it up yourusername

→ username29 LMAOO

trevorzegras damn lukes double cheeked up

→ yourusername STOP THIS RN

→ lhughes_06 kicking my feet n shit 🤭🤭

→ yourusername wtf

→ trevorzegras my place in 10? lhughes_06

→ lhughes_06 already there 😘😘

→ yourusername get the fuck out of my comments both of you

lhughes_06

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lhughes_06 don’t tell her but i like her a lot 🤫

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username3 bro they’re fucking trolling us

username45 if that’s not her i won’t know what to do with my life

jackhughes you went to the beach in hoodies 🤯

→ lhughes_06 actually it was quite comfortable 😐😐

→ jackhughes did you go on fucking christmas?????

→ lhughes_06 actually yes we did

username88 if luke was at the beach with his girl on christmas and the only girl he was with on christmas was our lil drizzy…

→ username39 IS THE MATH MATHING???

jamie.drysdale 🤢

→ lhughes_06 😕

→ yourusername ❓

→ markestapa 🤣

→ mackie.samo 😐

jackhughes that looks an awful lot like..

→ lhughes_06 no no finish the sentence 🤨

→ jackhughes no i’m good

→ dylanduke25 that looks an awful lot like your girlfriend luke

→ lhughes_06 i’d hope so cuz it is my gf

→ edwards.73 WAIT WHAT

→ adamfantilli SINCE WHEN??

→ markestapa we were all there 💀

→ luca.fantilli I THOUGHT HE WAS JOKING

→ yourusername we literally watched it happen remember 😭

trevorzegras THERE IT ISSSSS MY BOY

→ lhughes_06 are you proud of me

→ trevorzegras so proud

yourusername your girlfriend looks so pretty ☹️

→ lhughes_06 she told me to say thank you

→ lhughes_06 with the 🫶 emoji i forgot to add it and she got mad 😕😕

→ yourusername hm your girlfriend sounds mean i think you should leave her 😟

→ lhughes_06 but i can’t i already bought the ring 😔

→ yourusername well now you’re stuck with her

→ lhughes_06 wouldn’t have it any other way

_quinnhughes moosey did you actually buy the ring…

→ lhughes_06 bro 😑

→ jackhughes no it’s a joke

→ _quinnhughes my bad damn

→ lhughes_06 it is ur bad

username74 i can’t tell if he’s genuinely dating someone else or if it’s her and they’re just teasing each other

→ username66 it has to be her

_alexturcotte interesting…

colecaufield YOU WEREN’T LYING???

→ lhughes_06 no i wasn’t lying 😐

→ colecaufield so has it happened

→ lhughes_06 yes

→ colecaufield i don’t trust u

rutgermcgroarty goddammit you’re gonna turn into THAT couple aren’t you

→ lhughes_06 no 🙁🙁

→ markestapa they already are that couple 😔

→ mackie.samo it’s so fucking annoying

→ edwards.73 every day i have to fight the urge to just 🤩🔫

→ yourusername they’re so gross it’s not even funny

→ luca.fantilli 😐😐 yourusername

username60 her eyes look too familiar…

→ username55 so it’s her confirmed

→ username60 WELLLL

dylanduke25 okay you took two of these pics before you even started dating

→ lhughes_06 it’s still a soft launch 😞

→ jackhughes debatable

→ lhughes_06 IT’S STILL THE TWO OF US THO

→ _quinnhughes keep lying to yourself luke

adamfantilli tell your gf she can come to my place cuz i baked pumpkin spice cookies

→ lhughes_06 you and luca need to stop trying to steal my girl

→ luca.fantilli since when do you bake fucking pumpkin spice cookies

→ markestapa pumpkin spice is crazy

→ dylanduke25 go work at starbucks or some shit

→ yourusername aw man what about the pumpkin spice cookies you said you would bake for me 😕😕

→ rutgermcgroarty hughesy’s best friend gets replaced by his gf *GONE EMOTIONAL*

→ yourusername stfu rut

→ adamfantilli there’s nothing wrong with pumpkin spice 😞😞

username42 all i want in life is to know they’re together

→ username i mean im p sure this is her

username69 bro u need to stop and JUST TELL US

edwards.73 gross

→ lhughes_06 die 🤬🤬

next chapter notes ) guys.. I KNOW I’VE BEEN INACTIVE but i’m really trying i promise

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[xagave]

Absolutely, get ready for BABIES. The oldest foster we have right now is Lazarus who we got when he was 3 months old from a hoarding case. He had an extremely bad case of herpes that almost killed him and it turns out he has a really bad immune system so he's always getting sick. He's about 8 months old now and he's sort of a long term foster because he currently has FIP and treatment requires one shot every day for 80 days minimum. The meds are a bit expensive so shameless plug but if anyone wants to help us pay for the meds my wife's ko-fi is here

Here he is the day we brought Lazarus home ^

And here he is now! His FIP treatment is going very well so far ^ Our second oldest are Penny and Kazoo. We got Penny when she was 5 weeks old from a guy whose dog brought her home in his mouth (she was fine the dog was gentle.) We got Kazoo when he was 10 days old from some dudes in the next town over who didn't have time to bottlefeed a newborn. Kazoo is 2 weeks older than Penny and they became best friends!!

10 day old Kazoo and 5 week old Penny ^

Kazoo and Penny now ^

Kazoo and Penny at an adoption event ^ We're having a hard time finding them a home because we refuse to split up bonded pairs

Penny playing in the tub lol ^ Next are a batch of kittens we got from an irresponsible breeder who was fine with letting kittens get sick and starve to death. We originally only got 2 of them when they were 3 days old (breeder let mom cat get sick and die because she didn't want to pay for vet care and tried to pawn the babies off on the other nursing moms and it didn't work out) and they were born premature so they had a lot of health problems. They had rhinovirus and coccidia and the little brown kitten had an umbilical hernia that then became septic and THEN she started getting big pockets of infection in random places like under her chin and in her toes? But we managed to get them healthy and fat and thriving. My wife was able to convince the breeder to give us the remaining kittens 3 days ago and they're half the size of our first two because they've been sick and slowly starving this entire time (they're now 5 weeks old). They're still really sick and have Poop Liquid Until You Die disease so it's not fun on our end but we're working hard on getting them fat and healthy. They don't really have official names but we've been calling them Zoosmell Pooplord, Insufferable Prick, Flighty Broad, Farmstink Butlass, and Huss lol

The first two nuggets ^

They were sooooooo small ^

Finally fat and healthy at 3 weeks old! ^

The full litter now at 5 and a half weeks old ^

Comparison pic ^. Right kitten is the nugget we've had since he was 3 days old and left kitten is his brother who the breeder just now let us take. It's hard to tell with the fluff but he's borderline skeletal :( Next is a 3 month old kitten that a foster brought to an adoption event who was very clearly sick. Skinny and lethargic with a bad coccidia infection so we took him home that day 1.5 weeks ago and also sent the foster person home with some medicine to fix the coccidia in their other kittens. We've been calling him Christmas Tree Boy cause he's always got a poofy tail or Poop Boy because he hates sharing litter boxes and keeps pooping in random corners 😒 Didn't take long to get him healthy so this weekend he's getting yeeted into another adoption event and whoever adopts him needs to give special attention to his Litter Box Needs

^ He's very cute and loves playing with our other fosters but for the love of god we are TIRED of his Poop Surprises Someone who adopted a bonded trio from us a few months ago is returning them to us tomorrow because their fiance is allergic, so as of tomorrow we will have 12 fosters in our house. Sounds like a lot but we've had 30+ foster kittens crammed in here at the same time so it's a breath of fresh air in comparison💀

Edit: Not a foster kitten but honorable mention to my new betta who I named Gemini because You Know Why

He has a 5 gallon tank all to himself but I don't have a pic of him in it cause he's shy and he hides lol but it's the one behind the cup. Aiming to give him live plants soon

[lovelie-ollie]

secrets. - jude bellingham

♡ pairing: jude bellingham x socmed manager!fem!reader

♡ summary: when jude is dating rma's social media manager and the internet finds out

♡ faceclaim: sullendin (on instagram)

♡ a/n: hello again<3 first time writing for jude! again im new to writing so this may not be too excellent♡ all the pics are from tumblr, pinterest and instagram<3

realmadrid

liked by judebellingham, jobebellingham, y/nuser and 1,294,495 others realmadrid this is a jude victor william bellingham appreciation post tagged: judebellingham comments user1 jude be looking extra fine in a rma kit user2 HE IS SO???? i want him so bad im going insanee🙏🤧 user3 no other rma player is given a separate post like this🤨something is suspicious here... ↳ user4 bro chill its not that deep💀 the internet overthinks everything these days judebellingham damn i look good ↳ realmadrid you do:) ↳ user5 ?? ↳ user6 ??? ↳ user7 ???? ↳ user8 ????? user9 not jude and rma admin flirting- ↳ user10 hell no😭😣 user11 AND NOT THE FULL GOVERNMENT NAME LMFAOO

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y/nuser and my man thank you to my man

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user20 she is so real for the 5th slide lmao😭 user21 she is so pretty?? user22 she can run a car over me and i'd still ask her to do it again user23 THE HARD LAUNCH IS HARD LAUNCHING user24 hottest couple i fear😍 judebellingham where did u get that 5th pic?? ↳ y/nuser pinterest hehe :) ↳ user25 she is just like us fr😭 user26 Y/N JUST GIVE ME ONE CHANCE PLEASE ↳ judebellingham no:)

user27 something lgbtqia+ just happened in me. now im y/nsexual🤭

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judebellingham my pretty girl tagged: y/nuser comments user31 brb im crying to sleep user32 "my pretty girl" SCREAMINGG 😭 user33 hey just wanna let u know that i just send over the adoption paper. please sign it thank you. user34 my parents😙 vinijr w couple user35 when will it be MY TURN?? y/nuser youre my pretty boi ↳ judebellingham 💕😙🥰 ↳ user36 no no y/n i swear i can be a better bf than him user36 they are both so perfect for each other its crazy😔 user37 me and who? realmadrid love you too😜 ↳ user38 oh yea i forgot y/n is rma admin ↳ user39 not her commenting by real madrid's official account lmfao ↳ judebellingham babe do u wanna get fired??

[luciluck2046-md]

Actually idc, I'm gonna straight up tell you about it.

Talking about the other program.

LORE TIME!!!!! :3

Alright soooooooo

"The Search" Program, or for short "Detective", is a powerful program that appeared when the Absolute Solver merged with The Database (I will explain what the database is in another post)

The host of the Detective is... [Name Redacted] (HA I WON'T TELL YOU) But the program clearly appears in the future. Very VERY future. When Uzi (since she's my age model) is... Wait, so she's 21 when she has her first kid, then that means 21+16 uhhhhhhh OH YEAH WHEN UZI IS 37. Why so much into the future? Well, that's for the SECOND part of the fanfic. And uhh, let me say, the trauma doesn't spare anyone these days💀💀💀

Anyway

The elements need a little more explaining than the pic shows. And the things it does.

We all should know that the solver is like the edit function on a 3D modeling app. Sooo, the Detective is... A Search Engine. Like Google. And the most similarities you can find when googling something. You will understand in a sec.

Search/Find

Nicknamed "The Spy", it is used to find the location of any drone and any object. Except drones that managed to hack their way out with a very, VERY strong VPN.

Backspace

It straight up erases something from existence. Can you bring it back? Yes you can, with the help of...

Edit

What does it do? All that the Solver does with the Scale, Rotate and Edit functions. It can edit anything just like you do when you write a prompt for Google to find. It also works like Ctrl+Z and Ctrl+Shift+Z/Ctrl+Y

Error

We all know that errors HAVE TO exist for something that comes from a Search Engine. So yeah, we got Error 403, 404, 410, and so much more! Of course, the hosts have to be online and connected to the Database!

Loading

The host is still trying to decide what function to use, or things like that.

Select

It's Solver equivalent is Translate. It selects an object or several objects, and it moves them. If combined with Edit, the Copy and Paste functions appear.

[goldfades]

✮ 𝐰𝐡𝐨'𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐚𝐦?, zegras' have more fun

♡ ─ summary | stass' new photo dump on instagram (plus imsg drama??)

♡ ─ warnings | nothing just some cussing, jack being a flirt and lukey being a simp LMAO

♡ ─ taglist | link to my taglist!

♡ ─ ev's notes | oooooo more drama???? again, PLSSSS SEND IN SOME THOUGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEGGING ON MY HANDS AND KNEES PLEASE.

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stasszegras ann arbor, michigan

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stasszegras | live laugh love barcelona (sry jude bellingham) tagged: briesbagels, friend1, pchandler68, chloegrace333 octber 12th, 2022

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briesbagels | is this a soft launch parker??

↳ pchandler98 no it is not.

↳ chloegrace333 oh okay...

↳ trevorzegras bro has absolutely 0 game HELP

↳ stasszegras why is bro copying me?? since when do u say HELP

↳ pchandler68 shut up trevor

umichwsoccer | thats our girl🫡

↳ stasszegras 😤

nolan_moyle | future manager supports barcelona!!!!!!!! (whatever the hell that means)

↳ stasszegras ur funny but no, also barcelona is a club

↳ nolan_moyle wdym club

↳ trevorzegras bros gotten hit too many times in the head by a puck

↳ stasszegras this is why im not managering the hockey team

jackhughes | whos jude bellingham??? why are you sorry????

↳ stasszegras sigh...

↳ trevorzegras its her husband... duh

↳ jackhughes UR MARRIED???

↳ briesbagels 🥴🥴

fan01 | can anyone tell me if jack and her are actually dating?

↳ fan02 i think everyone is just being weird af they're just friends

↳ fan03 i personally think shes dating luke cus it makes more sense

↳ fan01 help she wants the entire family

↳ fan02 can u blame her?????? 🤭🤭

lhughes_06 | photo creds for the last pic🤑

↳ pchandler68 BRUHHHHHHHHHH

↳ lhughes_06 its the rizzler guys 😌

↳ stasszegras FUCK NO HES NOT....... HES 5'8???

↳ jackhughes i'm 5'11 if that helps 🥰

↳ trevorzegras hey what does rizz have to do with height??? umm... 🥸

↳ lhughes_06 im 6'3 if that helps 😮‍💨😮‍💨

↳ stasszegras ... 🥰🥰 oh nothing, trev!!!

↳ briesbagels help 😶😶

↳ jackhughes ???????

avazegras | okay miss heartbreaker 😮‍💨😮‍💨 i see u

↳ trevorzegras hey whats that supposed to mean??

↳ griffinzegras hey i hold the title of heartbreaker of the family.... so this is kinda awkward...

↳ stasszegras STFU AVA UR NOT HELPING AT ALL😭😭😭

↳ trevorzegras did i miss a chapter???????

↳ lhughes_06 yea u did [deleted]

↳ griffinzegras ... damn 💀💀💀

iMessages

mini z ✊🏼💅🏻

hi soo why did u comment and then delete that???

luke 🥸🥸

wdym????

mini z ✊🏼💅🏻

luke u know what i mean, i saw the comment

luke 🥸🥸

i was just joking around but i thought it may come off weird so i deleted it

luke 🥸🥸

sorry, stass

mini z ✊🏼💅🏻

it's fine its just if u have a problem i'd rather u just text me then comment on my post 😭😭

luke 🥸🥸

noted

mini z ✊🏼💅🏻

its fine lukey, im sorry about the party if i came off to harsh or anything. i just miss our friendship before that stupid trip

luke 🥸🥸

no I'M sorry, i shouldn't keep bringing it up. and its back to normal, i promise 🫶🏼🫶🏼

mini z ✊🏼💅🏻

ur the best luke, thank you 🫡 and between us, ur my fav hughes rn read 11:37

mini z ✊🏼💅🏻

you screenshotted that didn't u

luke 🥸🥸

YUPPPPPP😗😗😇😇

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[hislittleraincloud]

Sigh.

I had to explain why Afterburn hasn't been finished yet, so I'll repeat part of how I responded to this really awesome (I mean that...I love all my fans 😭) fan, but here with harsher lang because I have hate for this fucking bitch who hasn't even given me a "Thank you" for anything and has just fucking ghosted me after she got out the last time:

1. The Junkie Neighbor and The Cat. Her fucking going in and out of rehab fucked up my creative process because I had to take care of the cat and her apartment every night for long stretches at a time. I've posted pics of kitty, and will post the last one I think I'll ever take with him (😭😭😭😭😭 I raised him from a kitten) under the cut. This bitch was supposed to be my friend, but she has fucking...problems with herself and her personality disorder. I have zero idea why she hasn't responded and I don't even know where the fuck she is. So if she's reading (I think she knows of this blog), the YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME, BITCH. And what you're doing right now is fucked up.

2. My 17yo dog is on his last legs. I've written how he's had seizures, but I haven't written how his barking after a seizure can get me a noise complaint from my shitty building manager, so that shit makes me anxious. I hand feed him, I help him get water the same way Peter Griffin helped Old Brian in that cutaway:

I wrap my boy's pills in gummies, not PB and beef 💀

LOL Except I don't have to push his tongue into the water like that. And I have to do it every...day...when he's awake. This is a disruption in my creative process too, because I REALLY wanted to pass out around 4PM today to be able to map and write all night but couldn't because he just would not settle. Dogs with dementia are like people with dementia, but less propensity towards violence when you try to help them (at least my old dogs are...they're small dogs and don't have any teeth left).

I didn't even mention my own health problems, in my explanation about how Afterburn's creation got messed. I've got Stage 4 CKD (kidney disease) and only 1 working kidney (lost the other to cancer in 2016). My kidney issues began when I was in France in 1986 and they failed on me because I ended up having HSP (and the strange nature of HSP and the possibility of certain vaccinations bringing on HSP in a few people has left me practically defenseless against COVID). Another HSP flare up would literally kill me (because there would likely be kidney involvement, and since I only have one left...the first time was Hell on Earth, I was pissing and shitting blood — stool is black when that happens...and my urine was bright red — and my parents thought I was gonna die), but I've been masking since January 2020 and have no intention of unmasking.

Having one kidney leaves me utterly exhausted to do any simple thing, so most of my energy goes to taking care of my boy/my girls. I'm on BP meds, PTSD meds, and pain meds (for chronic pain; I suffered through childhood arthritis that just ended up continuing into my adulthood), and when the Big Pharma pain meds don't work, I use cannabis. I don't really talk about or complain about it as explicitly as I am now bc it's tiring to explain over and over again why I'm a useless sack of 💩. I worked a "normal job" until I couldn't anymore; I am physically disabled.

Besides my seniors, the one other bright spot in my life is the baby. I have an Ask that wants more pics of her (I got it shortly after I posted her "Lookit me, I'm Jenna Ortega 🤓🤓🤓" glasses pic LOL), and I was going to do a whole post on her but I'll just slip a pic or two under the cut with the others.

I'll stop yapping and do that. Dogs under the cut.

This is my life now:

And before anyone gets on me about "HE NEEDS WET FOOD!", he gets wet food, but he likes his dry food. I try to spray it with water for a bit of moisture, but if I spray it too much, he won't eat it.

The orange on his face is pasta sauce (he likes licking cans...and he gets what he wants).🫠 It's sometimes hard to clean. He is always wearing pajamas (he has 6 different ones) and his elephant hoodie (he's got 3 of the same, so I can switch them out). Weird story but...one time several years ago I got him a simple elephant costume (the hood had the trunk, the body was thin jersey material but it also had 4 plush legs and a tail 🤣) and he LOVED it so much that he basically wore it out. He would get sad when it wasn't on him and excited when I would hold it up after it dried/after washing. He's fkn weird, okay? So I looked online to see if I could find another one but instead found the elephant hoodie. It doesn't have legs or a tail, but it has the trunk and it's soft and he likes it as well. Having him clothed really helps when I need to hoist him up onto the couch or help him drink. He doesn't have loose skin and even if he did, I wouldn't want to grab onto skin. It's my job to make him as comfortable as possible, not to hurt him.

Now this little (17yo as well) old lady here:

I inherited her from a nasty (racist) old bat who died right before the pandemic. Bat had CKD as well, but she went into kidney failure at some point after she wouldn't listen to me about fixing her diet (she had uncontrolled diabetes too...her blood sugar was over 400 at one point when I was visiting her at her physical rehab with the dog 😨).

She is blind, but even before she went blind, she was freaky about being handled when she didn't used to be. She can't walk outside because she gets disoriented, so she uses the pee pad set up I have for the seniors. I do love her like my own, as she is my own now (my last screenplay actually features a dog just like her). She was part of the same dog group as my boy in the rescue that I worked at...my other boy from the same rescue passed in 2021 and devastated me. His passing led me to find this little baby here:

She only wears jammies when it's cold in here.

I had never gotten a puppy before, but I was in a really dark place when my other boy died. I was seriously contemplating taking myself out too (God knows I have enough drugs here to do so). But I channeled my grief into cleaning up this place and finding another pomchi/chion (we were never sure what he was, but I think he might've been part Papillon because of his ears/fur/tail)...and I found one, albeit chocolate instead of white. I've had her since she was 8 weeks and a day, and thank the gods that she's the sweetest and pretty low maintenance. I raised her on Harry Potter 1 and 2 and Victoria Stilwell videos, and she somehow picked up what good behavior is vs. bad behavior from the Stilwell videos 😶. She used to howl at Harry Potter during the Neville scenes and the Quidditch matches (and the Mandrakes scene). I didn't want to raise her on Potter, but I chose it because it was kid's thing and as soon as I put it on her eyes were glued to the TV. She also likes Stranger Things and is okay with Wednesday. She's spoiled af, so she's got toys from all of those (she ate off the legs of her fave Harry Potter plush, adores her Eleven squeaky toy, and loves her Enid plush...yes, the Kid Robot one that came in a set with Wednesday and Bianca, the latter of which I kept for myself because it's fkn Bianca).

Anyway. That's what's up with me. I have no one here to help me anymore, so it's just me and the dogs. If I fkn die, no one will find my body for days unless one of the dogs starts barking, and the baby doesn't normally bark (she wheeks like a guinea pig). I will likely ask one of the ficwives if they would be willing to at least know my notes for Afterburn in case something does happen to me. They know the general trajectory of the story for Afterburn 2, so they already know what happens with Wenovan, but they don't know the details of the whole (the Goodmen, Joseph Crackstone & Goody, OG Nightshades (Morticia, Gomez, Larissa, Chancellor, Vincent, Mina (the Twins' mother), Francoise, Osamu (Yoko's father), the Petropoluses, and Grandmama Addams (the oldest living "local" Nightshade)) story. I've yet to decide on a few other Elder Nightshades, but I've got ideas. The Nightshades and Wednesday's power as one are a BIG focus of Afterburn 2, so maybe now you get my irritance at the fkn show deleting 2/3 of them.

My boy's sleeping now so I guess I ought to sleep too, otherwise he'll wake up when I'm about to sleep and THAT fucks me up even more.

ETA: Forgot the pic of the cat.

My buddy, Prince (the name he was given when he was born, so ✨I✨ kept it, but his weirdo mom named him "Tennessee Tuxedo"). Wow, Tennessee... I just now realized that.... To me he will always be Prince Ovaltine of Meowcatsia, a cat who adored playing tag with me. 💔💔💔💔💔

[falsetochild]

SIM TAG!

I was tagged by the lovely @natolesims, thanks!🦋✨

Under a read more cause this is a Long Boy™

What’s your favourite sims death? 

Death by chicken. Those are some angry fuckers.

Alpha CC or Maxis Match?

Maxis ehehe. I used to be an alpha girly but the jarring difference between my sims and their surroundings while in regular game mode made me switch (that and also poly count).

Do you cheat when your sims gain weight? 

Sometimes, depending on the sim and what's going on in their lives. For Safya I do because in my mind she regularly runs (even when I don't have the time to actually do it in game) and for Alfonso because sometimes he gets too muscly, otherwise not really.

Do you use move objects? 

Yeah yeah.

Favorite mod?

Wonderful Whims!

First expansion/game/stuff pack you got? 

Got them all at the same time bc 🏴‍☠️

Do you pronounce “live mode” like aLIVE or LIVing? 

Like the first one woooo.

Who’s your favorite sim that you’ve made? 

My dear darling honey Lorenzo boy. Rip king, you would've loved Safya.

Have you made a simself? 

Yes but I don't really play with her, she's like a dress up doll. I did however give her a pretty girlfriend hehehehe.

What sim traits do you give yourself? 

Paranoid (bc same), socially awkward, art lover, perfectionist (and low key high maintenance 💀)

Which is your favorite EA hair color? Brown.

Favorite EA hair? 

I'm a big fan of the long straight tucked hairstyle from get together as well as the basegame curly half down hair from a recent ish delivery express.

Favorite life stage? 

Toddlers! They are very cute and after they learn how to potty, easy to manage PLUS the cuddling and playing animations are seriously adorable!!

Are you a builder or are you in it for the gameplay? 

Gameplay, by far. Sincerely wish I was a builder but boy oh boy, I'm not good at it.

Are you a CC creator?

Nooo

Do you have any simblr friends/a sim squad? 

I've got some lovely moots on here <3

What’s your favorite game? 

TS4. Haven't played any of the other installments (I'm dying to play ts3 but I know my laptop wouldn't be able to handle it 😔)

Do you have any sims merch?

No no nouu.

Do you have a YouTube for sims?

Nop. Tbh I've thought about sims and commentary but uhm my English is not *that* good and I wouldn't really know what to say that hasn't been said before.

How has your “sim style” changed throughout your years of playing?

Hmm I used to be into the tiny nose, chiselled jaw, stereotypical sims look but nowadays I tend to gravitate towards smaller eyes, bigger noses and square ish jaws.

What’s your Origin ID?

Falsetochild

Who’s your favorite CC creator? 

Ohhh recently I've been absolutely loving Sforzcc, Sashima, Simstrouble (as well as many other creators!!) And have forever been a big Sentate and Greenllamas girlie 🤍

How long have you had a simblr? 

Since mid 2020 

How do you edit your pictures? 

I low key don't, Gshade does most of the work. I religiously use Gunthermunch's lithium for CAS pics (also use it for gameplay pics tho I've been getting into Waves shader cause is very bright and colorful!) When I'm feeling inspired I like to bring in the background color with a soft edge brush and maybe throw in some sparkles in PS.

What expansion/game/stuff pack do you want next? 

I've heard absolute wonders about TS3's late night and showtime so a mix between those two should be very fun! Plus it would enhance the city lifestyle gameplay imo.

What expansion/game/stuff pack is your favorite so far? 

Ok so expansion: city living. Game: Jungle Adventures. Stuff: Tiny Living. Kit: Incheon Arrivals.

I'll tag @minamill @softle0 @ezra-trait @novac2281 and @titosims (ofc feel free to skip if you feel like it 🌸)