#shellpipe

[prisiidon]

Zoras with them shellpipes and seaweeds. Feat. my Wisp! 💜 I ref’d a mellon-soup pose~

[coconutropicali]

[lehautedaug]

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[dunamanticarchivist]

Critical Role C2E34 side notes

Ok that episode left me super pumped. I mean usually I don’t stop thinking about the episode until the evening where I go for a swim and stuff. But today? Nah I won’t stop thinking until I write. Write. Write. Same compulsion that made me start this lil blog. 

Whew ok, going to do a thorough mental recap without referring of what the actual living fuck happened today. So obviously, super spoilers, look away if shy

Tortle NPC bard. Super cool Cajun accent. Mild stuttering. Shellpipes. Good info dump at the bar.

ASHLEY IS BACK. That was definitely a treat

Yasha still being secretive as ever. A combination of RL needs and RP I think. 

Fjord getting a lead on Sabien. 

Beau’s inner Traci coming out. Disturbing. Cute. The Bjeaus have been working out on their people skills. 

Caleb casting suggestion on Nott to overcome fear? Not sure if well intention-ed nudge, or overbearing manipulation. Little of both or in between perhaps. Well placed narratively for sure

Yasha strong. Jester strong. Beau also pretty ripped. This is a series with very strong women. Not just representation. But literally strong women. 

Frumpkin = Octupus. Familiars must be a DMs worst nightmare

Mini water elemental fight. Easy peasy. (I believe Tal’s cleric warded off a critical hit with his feature,  and cursed another with vulnerability, both were super cool) They didn’t rest. Fair enough, maybe just a casual scouting mission

ABORT ABORT ABORT NOT CASUAL

Creeper has a water genie at his command. With a water elemental at its command. Also 2 dwarf guards. Hard fight ahead

Fjord’s bampf-ing act (misty step into thunder step) is the coolest thing I have been dreamed of seeing and actually happened. Asdfkhugiglhweuf I mean, Fjord has got to be my favourite character now (except when he goes shopping)

Well but then Caleb sends a fireball and just nukes half the underground chamber. 

Golly that marid has the spellcasters on lock-down. Nasty encounter for Mr Clay, yo-yo-ing between states of consciousness. 

Jester actually heals? And now has a razor edged lollipop of doom. Dangerous. 

Yasha steadily chopping her way through the elemental and finally slaying it takes a lot of the pressure off. Not particularly complex. But definitely helpful. 

Fjord really going for the mvp plays with Hunger of Hadar pinning Algar and his guards (RIP dwarves 25 ft movement with difficult terrain + dragging -> movement / 4) Note to self, do not employ dwarven guards if you hope for them to haul your ass out of the fire. Or dark inky tentacles. 

And then he follows up with eldritch blasts to the face, a tormented spectre and finally chopping off the poor sod’s hand. Very intimidating (which he is proficient in btw). Definitely don’t want to be on the side he is not. RIP Sabien when Mr Vore finds you. 

Admittedly he could have wrestled the bracelet off. And I have seen discussions whether this makes him bad or good. At the time I simply thought it was narrative-ly convenient (Beau had him pinned so he could not willingly remove it) + it was a greater guarantee than attempting to force a tight bracelet off Algar’s hand. Still super cool.

Interesting question would be what they want to do with Algar, assuming the Marid (whose name I will never be able to spell) doesn’t just murder him outright. That would be rather convenient for the Nein though. Rogue elemental pet kills master and guards. Oh well, thats what you get when you mess with magic. Would be hard to explain the missing hand though. 

But keeping him alive? He is going to nurse that grudge like a century old whiskey. Agonizing over his phantom hand. Cursing the sea-faring half-orc and all things aquatic. Dangerous. 

“ If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.” -Niccolo Machiavelli

At this point, they probably need to dump them into the sea (bad idea, its a port town they’ll find his body in no time). Or have Caduceus do his thing and obliterate all evidence. After they squeeze all information out of him I suppose. 

And of course they’ll need to convince the Marid to leave them, alive. Because they are not in a good place for a fight. Caduceus and Caleb has low tweens amount of HP, Fjord and Beau have taken some hits and are cleaned out of slots and Ki points. Caleb and Jester have burned some of their highest spell slots. Yasha could potentially hold it up while Jester gets the rest up to fighting shape. But this is the Marid’s home turf essentially. They do not want to be fighting here I think.

I want to be frustrated with Matt for leaving it off at that point. But cliffhangers are meant to build suspense. And they’ve been running for 5 hours at that point. And since cliffhangers are good for a show if well done, im glad and excited it turned out that way. Shame about the 2 weeks wait for the next episode though. 

Edit:  My god I’m so glad to be mistaken, I'm at GMT +8 so I watch critrole on friday so assumed the one shot would replace critrole. So no 2 week wait. HYPEEEEE

[opensources-reblogger]

GitHub - TheYarin/ShellPiper: ShellPiper is an editor for writing long pipe one-liners in the shell

[mythomagically-delicious]

Can you imagine telling the crew of they need the boat to negotiate peace between the Empire and Xhorhas? Can you imagine Orly greeting all the fancy pants parties aboard by playing a quick run on his shellpipes? The chaotic energy of their stolen pirate ship being a neutral place for peace talks is off the charts lol.

You know what would make a great neutral ground for the peace talks? The sea. Perhaps aboard a neutral ship. I just want the Cobalt historians to have to write: The war between the dynasty and the empire came to and end with the peace summit held upon the Mighty Nein's ship, The Balleater.

[disasterjones]

Jester said “I’m going to have you do it to me” in regards to Orly tattooing her, but because of this goddamn hellsite, all I could imagine was Orly Lucky Luciano style standing in the middle of a thoroughfare with his massive tortle mitts tucked together and his shellpipes making him look extra douchey instead of badass