#shes unpredictable and isnt fond of me 90% of the time... its unhealthy...
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Now that Link Akiran has Coltin tagging along, I can just imagine him in the middle of an intense battle against Link Kagena and Zelda, when Coltin suddenly walks in.
Kage: "Akiran, we don't want to fight you-"
Coltin strolls in, cookie in hand: "Hey, Link, I saw these cookies on the table, is it okay if I take one?"
Coltin, looking around akwardly: "...Am I interrupting something?"
Akiran: "Yes. You are. Get out."
Coltin: "But... can I have a cookie?"
Akiran, rolling his eyes in exasperation: "Yes, just get out, Colt!"
*Coltin exits the scene, hands up in surrender, holding a cookie between his fingers. Kagena and Zelda exchange confused glances*
Kagena, with a smug smile: "Wow, a divorced father at only seventeen. What are you doing with your life?"
Akiran: "Shut up! He's not my kid, and- Nevermind. Arguing with you is pointless."
Zelda: "Hey, can I have one of those cookies?"
Akiran: "I hate both of you."
#the legend of zelda#legend of zelda#zelda#olli yaps to the wall#loz au#loz ocs#zelda ocs#zelda oc#link oc#Link Kagena#Link Akiran#Coltin Solson#frick i dont have a nickname for zelda#soh princess zelda#have the old tag lol#zelda au#this is my first time making a post in this sort of format#felt cute#will not delete later#Link Akiran bakes btw y'all#ive given all three of them a certain hobby and im hoping to do something with that concept#but that depends on how the Motivation is feeling#shes unpredictable and isnt fond of me 90% of the time... its unhealthy...#also the divorced thing IS a reference to a real thing!#...Akiran may be aroace but he didnt always know that...#tloz tsof
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