#shits and giggles more like. more. like

[forflightlessbirds]

plaguing ur inbox for shits and giggles ('shits and giggles? do not shit and giggle')

milkyway chocolate > cadbury

YAY YAY i love you in my inbox

DISAGREEEEED the consistency of cadbury is superior and i love melting it down

[keferon]

CONSIDER. Consider. Based on that last ask. Orca Jazz technically has vaguely fine vision in terms of human ranges. And he doesn't really have a problem with anything as is because everything is always so CLOSE to him in the tanks. But compared to other mers? His vision is SHIT. He cant see through water like he should, can't see as far as he should, every mer has way better vision than he does. And nobody figures that out UNTIL he's out of the aquarium because in the AQUARIUM his vision served just fine. But now that he's out in the ocean, Prowl realizing so quick that he can't see for dick diddly. Bringing him to the fish doctor and getting confirmed "yep you have bad vision" and Jazz proceeds to get prescribed the fish visor

I propose a bit funnier option.

Jazz has shitty vision but he doesn’t realise that something is wrong because he has no one to compare right? And then he meets Prowl and Prowl JUST as fucking blind as him so they both are clueless now and keep using echolocation instead of eyes if they need to see something far from them.

That is until Prowl takes Jazz to a proper hospital and they do aaaaaalll kinds of tests and checks on him. Which leads to an eye doctor (fish-Ophthalmologist?) pointing at Jazz “You need glasses young man!”

And Prowl is like “Huh? why? His vision isn’t any worse than mine?” and eye doctor slowly turns in his direction like in horror movies

[possiblycringe]

Sometimes I wonder how Akechi felt being on the other end of the encounter with a cornered animal.

[vellichorsdesire]

you and f/o developing a routine of talking to each other deep into the night, one’s leg over the other under cozy blankets, facing each other or the ceiling as your conversations go from silly questions to more deeper topics. they probably won’t admit it to you, but it’s something they look forward to every night even if one of you accidentally fall asleep on the other…

[the-chaos-crew]

really had to squeeze my brain for some of these. I'm not a great doodler please please please lend me ideas

[eshithepetty]

"Haha Dream BBQ is so random and incomprehensible" "did they take drugs to make this lol" "you're actually not meant to understand anything in this series it's ok" "Joel G just makes up stuff on the spot based on what would be funny" "it's just random for random's sake" "is this AI" "stop theorising, it's not that deep" SHUT UPPPPPPPPPP

[sanjarka]

i get that it's supposed to be funny i do but still lucy gray would not be embarrassed to find out exactly the kind of man snow became. she'd be fucking devastated. and sad.

[slugbugsucks]

😍

Idk ts was funny to draw😭

Screenshot from one of ivorsblocksleeve's animations

[pidgeonlaguz]

okay okay so for everyone tagging "Annette Fantine Dominic" on THIS post you're so goddamn right!!! here's a transparent Annie for all your bonking needs

I wasn't sure what to have her thwacking so a few options after the cut:

[slavhew]

maybe dirk and jade hanging out ?

this is their entire dynamic to me. Dirk being neurotic around his bf(f)sie's gradmadaughter and her finding the whole thing deeply funny. dave should count himself lucky that she likes him otherwise she would be doing the exact same thing to him (more often).

[pistachi0art]

unironically a really good game

[soundleer]

helloo!!!! Can I request? Could you draw Oren, Raddy, Simon, and Durple being the coolest squad than the others? I would be appreciated if you draw them:) thank you!!

whee yee ill draw the squad being cool hyeee, now here's them doing this fuckass shit for the content hehe :33

this was oren's idea lol

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reference:

[fleecefaint]

stu doing the Ghostface calls (or calling Billy) but in the ‘businessman does work lying in bed like schoolgirl’ pose

"YOU FINGERED THE WRONG GUY.,,, AGAIN!"

lol ok anon

[saruside-01]

me like 3 days ago: haha, the reason flame reaver tried to kill mydei was so phainon wouldn’t have to be the one to do that!

hoyoverse: wow how did you guessed that

WHAT THE FUCK HOYOVERSE. (at least they let phainon cry…?)

(this is how I feel rn. I am not going through this again)

I don’t want to watch more doomed yaoi, I still hasn’t healed from the pervious ones.

[dulcewrites]

I think the thing that shocks me the most about the discourse, if you can even call it that, around book Alicent vs show Alicent, is the idea that people think book Alicent had full autonomy over all her choices and she wasn’t a “victim” like show Alicent.

Now first, I put victim in quotations bc the way people who do not like her have almost bastardized that word. Alicent is a victim, and those things (rape, abuse, neglect) were done to her. That says everything about the men who did that do her and nothing about her. But people are hellbent on throwing Alicent, a woman in a violently patriarchal environment, being victimized back at people as if it is moral flaw of hers. Which is just terribly ironic bc the same folks who say Alicent “did it to herself” or “deserves what she is getting” also seem to think the crux of the story isn’t about generational trauma catching up with itself, how far people will go for power, or even how all girls and women are harmed - albeit to different degrees. But more the fact that Rhaenyra is the only woman to be harmed - and the only harm done is not getting the throne easily. Those same people wouldn’t be caught dead admitting that Rhaenyra is also a victim in the way they shit on Alicent for being. From the father who sets her up fail, to the baby daddy that’s been eyeing her since she was barely 18, to the uncle that grooms her. It takes away from the fantasy projected onto Rhaenyra if she too is surrounded by men that use her and she never escapes that.

Second, it’s funny how F&B gets heralded by some as this exploration of how history is skewed depending on who is telling it. But people can’t read between the lines (you honestly don’t even have to do that much work) with book Alicent. Showing 14 year old Alicent being preyed on, 16 year old Alicent being pregnant with her second child, and 18 year old Alicent being raped is somehow the show needlessly making Alicent a victim. But reading about a 13 year old bathing, dressing, and taking care of a king who mistakes her for the daughter he abused and neglected, and then that same girl, at 18, marrying another king that killed his previous child bride is just girl bossism on book Alicent’s part?

People hate conceptualizing the idea that (even book) Alicent is caught in patriarchal trappings bc to some that takes away from Rhaenyra’s plight…. Bc they can’t wrap their heads around several women *gasp* all going through hardships, and that ultimately people will respond to trauma differently depending on tools/knowledge they have at their disposal. Alicent neither being gleefully evil nor picking herself up by her bootstraps to somehow end years of patriarchal violence is not the neat box they want for her.

[evilrobotalienclown]

I love will in primavera,, literally everyone is going damn dude u guys were close that sucks wanna join me in killing him?? U could also stay and recover normally. Like you don't have to do anything. and will is just like. no how fucking dare you. leave us alone im gonna sail the ocean to find him explore his family trauma wax poetically to him try to stab him and give him (my) head!! go kys before I do it myself. strange little gay man