#shortguyproblems

[fourbulliesandacookie]

Don’t you just hate it when your stretched out and your legs are so stumpy that it looks like your man pants are them? #legeatingmanpants #stumpylegs #shortguyproblems #babyyodaattire #deucethediapeydog #fourbulliesandacookie #englishbulldog #dogsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/Cam6kaErK7U/?utm_medium=tumblr

[nak3dpeekaboo]

Uncle Timbo! Forgot to post this on my bday! Again everyone in this family has some height. #shortguyproblems (at Austin 3:16 Peach Road) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1Z24DDnZGP/?igshid=17sgyaxrk0khy

[seven2tall]

I’m guessing this is why feel like to you guys when you look up to me ...... and that was his chair ⛄️🎯 #tall #tallgirls #tallguy #7ft2 #tallguyshortgirl #tallgirlproblems #tallguyproblems #tallpeopleproblems #tallpeople #tallproblems #chair #funnymemes #funnypictures #snowman #snowmen #shortgirlproblems #shortguyproblems @imbackitsjojo https://www.instagram.com/p/BqQej0zHnXA/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wkyng7ymncyk

[alfietheangryshihtzu-blog]

So I was taking my ball for a walk when I came across this obstacle. #shortguyproblems #alfietheangryshihtzu #shihtzusofinstagram #shihtzumoments #slowmotion #videooftheday #cutedogs #jump (at The Stables, Wynyard)

[arakmusic]

#whenihittheclub #shortguyproblems #wholovesthickems #storyofmylife #prollywhyidontgetoutmuchanymore #lyinmyassoff #makeitwork #alwaysturnt #thatswhattheysayright #ilovemyissues #havesomefun

[marinetteplztakeabreak]

This post is inspired by the girl who interrupted my dehydrated essay writing spree in the heat with no electricity to whine that life isn’t worth living without being able to make fun of idiot beta boys on r/shortguyproblems and then tried to make an attempt to bond with me by asking if i *also* missed having maids to do my laundry for me as if that is a normal thing to say and not unhinged. By the way. She is insane and also singlehandedly proving to me that if she’s still out here making some wild attempts to be better that chloe bourgeois is probably fixable still

(Emerges from the Void after having no internet access for two weeks and not having seen the season five finale everyone’s screaming about): rip to everyone else but i could still fix chloe bourgeois ,,,,, i could just throw her in a remote lake let her swim until the evil is replaced with tired and give her a blanket and then bribe her to be Better with my knowledge of the wifi code and this would redeem her fully

[invertxgo]

♡ + high heels

Xig doesn’t feel strongly one way or another about high heels on girls or guys, but he does kinda hate that it typically means most all girls end up standing taller than him, even if they were probably close in height to start with. #ShortGuyProblems.

[sirwankshaftmcshitstain]

Stop acting like short guys don’t exist

All of my life, I’ve been the stereotypical “short guy”. You know, the ones that the media don’t seem to recognize or acknowledge.

I hate those pictures you see on Facebook “short girl problems” because people pretend that short men don’t exist. BUT WE DO.

Every short guy depicted in fiction is always some smart ass or hot headed prick.

Every time I see those “every short girl needs a tall guy” I ask myself “what does every short guy need?” Usually when the girl is taller than the guy in a relationship people ask if the man is the woman’s little brother or younger relative.

Do you see any men shorter than 5″9′ play an action hero in a movie? No. Because Hollywood thinks that taller = superior.

For things like comics or video games, we rarely see male protagonists under 5″9′.

Bodybuilders under 6″0′ are mocked and discriminated based on something THEY CAN’T CONTROL.

If short girls can get love, why not short guys?

[freemindsoulandspirit]

You’re really cute but… short.

Every hot girl ive met.

[belleandkurtbastian]

I bet even in 1x01, Hayden was taller than me.

[sorenzostudios]

#ShortGuyProblems

[drgregshaw]

When you leave a station and someone moves the seat to accommodate a taller person...... #whatsaywhat #shortguyproblems ..................